I'm fucking dying, all the comments on the teaser for this vid were like "Oh I can't wait to see how she reacts to how dumb these characters are" and we get "Girl just shout for the killer and take the blade" before the 4 SECOND MARK 💀💀💀😭
I was over it when she played the piano with her back to the room knowing that someone was outside the house who shouldn't have been. I said it once already, but she had an amazing childhood to have the absolute lack of survival instincts that she has.
I don’t like how the girl says “I think you have the wrong home” when the first knock asking for Tamara comes. Like, yall don’t even know whose home you’re in. That might be Tamara’s home she rents out as air b&b lol
In the original and even the sequel, it seemed as if they had traveled to those places looking for people to kill. Hence, her saying "because you were home" in the first one. She wouldn't know that wasn't their home. But her saying "because you were here" indicates that she knows the place is an Air Bnb or whatever (to me at least.) Which would then mean they're "hunting" in their own backyard and that takes a lot of the fear element out. Just don't go to that area, and you're fine lol. Versus, you could be anywhere (within reason), and they'll come knocking.
When Alana said she didn't care of the lead girl lived or died it brought to mind that some actors' sheer charisma can make you care. If you've ever seen the Vanishing with Keifer Sutherland you know that Sandra Bullock is in about 3 minutes of the movie. She and Kiefer stop at a convenience store and she goes in and never comes back. In those 3 minutes she made you like her so that you care that she disappeared and can believe that Keifer spent years putting up posters and asking people if they'd seen her. Very different from this situation.
Alanda preparing herself for jump scares then being bored when it happens, her laughing at the ‘tense’ scenes 😭😭 It really tells you everything you need to know about this movie 😂
The Queen has returned and the nails are NAILING 😭 also YES the boyfriends bum ass being one of the killers would've made this slightly more interesting lol
The fact that she was SO CALM and didn't arm herself with a weapon immediately as soon as that girl knocked on the door...just ridiculous lmao and we've missed you, Queen! You are glowing ✨
YES! to feeling embarrassment when you almost get into an accident. It's one of the situations where I am so self-conscious. I feel humiliated when I do something stupid on the road.
My friends and I needed some liquid courage to cope with it in theaters. But no joke, our whole audience was laughing at the "will you marry me" and "F*** You" haha
My mum used to tell us if you are attacked and can’t run or get away make sure you Mark them and get their DNA. I never thought it was strange until I realised other mothers didn’t give out this sort of dark advice. She was like a tiny Erin from You’re Next. But as far as fighting off attackers etc everyone needs to practice what to do because if a situation arises you are less likely to freeze like these people and your body has muscle memory to take action.
That's also something myself and the girls where I lived heard- scratch (particularly the face, if you can), bite, pull out hair, etc. That way even if you're dead it's more likely they'll be caught due to forensic evidence.
Since you're so close to 100k subscribers let me say congratulations!! 🎉 I remember seeing your Scream 1 video and being hooked on your style and humor!! You've become one of the RUclipsrs that always bring joy and laughter into my life even when times are difficult and have become like a friend that I've never met!! Congratulations on your milestone Queen! 👸🏾 ❤🎉
I saw this movie in theaters and when I tell you I busted out laughing at 36:17 😭 "this is my second kill 👿" and then he immediately gets whacked and fucking passes out-like COME ON im supposed to take that shit seriously????
17:30 The actress: I’ll just move my hands all over my head in this scene and that’s it, no one will even care. Alanda: Is that how you wash your hair?! Like a helmet?! Not even caring if you get your scalp?? 😂😂😂
SHE BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK im already assuming you're gonna be uh, very whelmed by this one lol oh yeah, since i figure that a reaction to Longlegs is probably happening at some point, even if not for a few months, i think it would be really cool if you were to check out some of the director's previous work? such as Blackcoat's Daughter or Gretel and Hansel! they're very experimental films, quite slow at points, but dripping with intense moods and atmosphere. i think you'll appreciate that :)
I grew up in a mountain "Town" (village?), population below 200 can confirm, DO NOT STOP YOUR VEHICLE!!! we literally had a crazy Ralph from friday the 13th... 💀💀💀
Congratulations on 100K! 🎉❤ You don’t know this but 2 years ago I started on my recovery journey from drugs and other bad behaviors and when I found your channel around that time you helped me get through so many horrible nights with your positive energy! Watching horror movies and laughing makes your real world problems feel less so! ❤❤ thank you!
Girl no matter what movie exist it’s always entertaining watching it with u, even the terrible ones, u should most definitely consider making a Patreon and posting full reactions and stuff like that. Us fans would love that:)) keep up the amazing reactions!
My friend and I rented this from the library (bcuz we refused to give it our money) aaaand, woof lol. I will say watching it with someone helps take some of the pain away. We actually were so disinterested by the end that we ended up talking over the “climatic” sequence and basically wrote our own ending where the couple just blames each other the whole time for getting caught and the strangers eventually get so bored they just end up leaving. 😂
I have missed you so much. I'm so glad you're back. I was getting worried because I have another RUclips channel that I love, but she hasn't been back in 8 months so I was worried for you and your channel.😢
Congratulations Alanda on 100k subscribers 🎉❤ you deserve it more than anyone. You bring me so much joy and bliss in hard times, so I’m truly thankful for everything you give to us.
Glad your are doing well! Finally had time to sit down and watch you carry this film on your back with your reaction, 😂. And congratulations on 100k!! 🥳Well deserved, and I look forward to seeing it climb higher. Take care!
Mind you, I haven't even seen the full movie. I only watched Alanda's video because (1) I support her, and (2) I didn't think there was a reason to if it was as bad as everyone said it was. And I was correct. I would have been FURIOUS if I paid money to see this like I was going to.
“Is that how you wash your hair? Like a helmet?” 😂 how I cackled, this has always driven me crazy in films, I can imagine the nape of the neck is ROUGH.
ConGRATS🎉100k. Love this channel for Days,for months, for years !. Truly entertaining watching your reactions over the years. 100k and counting. To quote Friday “Hey Miss Parker!”.
I’ll have to wait to see this reaction till I see the movie, so I’ll at least watch the intro BUT… welcome back mami!!!! We missed you so much and it’s so good to see you again.
I AM ALIVE AGAIN! THANK YOU ALANDA! These two are the worst haha the city logic though might be on point because here in San Francisco even if you scream for help people won’t pay attention
"No urgency, no pants, no chance..." 💀💀💀
Why did I start rooting for the strangers ☠️
@@loganf6259 LOL
"These two might as well murder eachother because this is feeling like a waste of my goddamn time". Savage! 😂
She wasn't wrong about it being a waste of her goddamn time 😂
😂😂😂
MOTHER HAS RETURNED!!!
& for this excuse of a film. 🥲
Mother Knows Best!
@@YtuMamaTambien22why did she torture herself like this… 😔
And she is mothering hard as nails.
I love her so much. I wish I enjoyed horror movies more, so i could watch her all the time.
“Because you let us” would’ve been more accurate.
💀☠️
I'm fucking dying, all the comments on the teaser for this vid were like "Oh I can't wait to see how she reacts to how dumb these characters are" and we get "Girl just shout for the killer and take the blade" before the 4 SECOND MARK 💀💀💀😭
Omg I had to rewind that part. I was like did she just say "take the blade" I'm in tears. Who recommended this. 😫😂
This comment killed me😂😂😂
When she went into the closet hiding with the flash on her phone… I was completely over it and ready for her to die 💀
I was over it when she played the piano with her back to the room knowing that someone was outside the house who shouldn't have been. I said it once already, but she had an amazing childhood to have the absolute lack of survival instincts that she has.
There's a stalker outside. I'm gonna smoke a joint, play a record and then play the piano.
AND take a shower and use a loud hairdryer!
AAAND GO OUTSIDE WHERE THE WEIRDOS ARE
Maya is legitimately pathetic. I hate her guts. Her boyfriend too.
I'm also gonna stand at the door and listen like I'm trying to decode Morse code or something.
“They got us” is my favorite line of the movie
I honestly felt the most joy in that moment, so yes! 💀🙂↕️
“These two might as well murder each other” perfectly summed up the whole movie 😂😂😂 Alanda is back!!!!!
When the world needed her most, she returned!
😅
We always knew we could count on her...😂😂
My favorite thing is how alanda always starts off her videos like she’s an ASMR channel, but as soon as the movie starts, she goes FULL Alanda lol
True😂
I was just thinking I'd love to hear an ASMR vid from her one day
"Oh no... there's another scene?" 😂
I don’t like how the girl says “I think you have the wrong home” when the first knock asking for Tamara comes. Like, yall don’t even know whose home you’re in. That might be Tamara’s home she rents out as air b&b lol
Yeah, that was pretty rude of her! How would she know if it’s Tamara’s home or not? She doesn’t live there.
also the way he was like "there's a motorcycle out front. I'll just take that." I'm sorry. Are you on the insurance, 'cause..?
It's the way not even the jumpscares are doing it for you. I'm dying 😭😭😭
In the original and even the sequel, it seemed as if they had traveled to those places looking for people to kill. Hence, her saying "because you were home" in the first one. She wouldn't know that wasn't their home. But her saying "because you were here" indicates that she knows the place is an Air Bnb or whatever (to me at least.) Which would then mean they're "hunting" in their own backyard and that takes a lot of the fear element out.
Just don't go to that area, and you're fine lol. Versus, you could be anywhere (within reason), and they'll come knocking.
Yes, I think they’re definitely hunting. Remember in the beginning of the movie, they were chasing that man in the woods.
The "do you plan to harmonise" had me 😂😂
When Alana said she didn't care of the lead girl lived or died it brought to mind that some actors' sheer charisma can make you care. If you've ever seen the Vanishing with Keifer Sutherland you know that Sandra Bullock is in about 3 minutes of the movie. She and Kiefer stop at a convenience store and she goes in and never comes back. In those 3 minutes she made you like her so that you care that she disappeared and can believe that Keifer spent years putting up posters and asking people if they'd seen her. Very different from this situation.
Alanda preparing herself for jump scares then being bored when it happens, her laughing at the ‘tense’ scenes 😭😭 It really tells you everything you need to know about this movie 😂
the BEST thing about this movie is you watching it ❤️ we've missed you, queen.
The Queen has returned and the nails are NAILING 😭 also YES the boyfriends bum ass being one of the killers would've made this slightly more interesting lol
The fact that she was SO CALM and didn't arm herself with a weapon immediately as soon as that girl knocked on the door...just ridiculous lmao and we've missed you, Queen! You are glowing ✨
If this movie was a food it would be unseasoned chicken 😩😫
LOL true😂
You’re giving Scream 5 Sidney “just do your lil jump scare already I’m bored”.
YES! to feeling embarrassment when you almost get into an accident. It's one of the situations where I am so self-conscious. I feel humiliated when I do something stupid on the road.
100% lmfao its humiliating
"is that how you wash your hair? like a helmet?" 😂
“Get her. Come on!” I cant, you HAD it with this movie and so did i, but i stayed for the laughs. 😂
28:05 "He looks like he's waiting at the DMV" 😂😂😂😂😂
Alanda, I fear we are both Too Southern™ for this premise.
as a lover of words I LOVE your vocabulary! lol the way you used bereft🙌🏾😩😂
Same 😂 41:01 was my favorite this video
"shout for the killer and take the blade" KADSJGKS ugh I missed you so much! Hope all has been well
ALANDA IS BACKKK LOOKING BRIGHT AS EVERRRRR !!!!! ❤
Just horrible but it was a fun theater experience. The audience groaned and someone even yelled at the screen 😂
My friends and I needed some liquid courage to cope with it in theaters. But no joke, our whole audience was laughing at the "will you marry me" and "F*** You" haha
I just smoked a sweet blunt and now settling in to watch MY QUEEN. Today is kind of perfect ❤
“I started chasing my bliss & I caught up to her” ❤ I love that for you sis, if you see mine tell him to slow his ass down 😂😂❤
My mum used to tell us if you are attacked and can’t run or get away make sure you Mark them and get their DNA. I never thought it was strange until I realised other mothers didn’t give out this sort of dark advice. She was like a tiny Erin from You’re Next.
But as far as fighting off attackers etc everyone needs to practice what to do because if a situation arises you are less likely to freeze like these people and your body has muscle memory to take action.
That's also something myself and the girls where I lived heard- scratch (particularly the face, if you can), bite, pull out hair, etc. That way even if you're dead it's more likely they'll be caught due to forensic evidence.
Since you're so close to 100k subscribers let me say congratulations!! 🎉 I remember seeing your Scream 1 video and being hooked on your style and humor!! You've become one of the RUclipsrs that always bring joy and laughter into my life even when times are difficult and have become like a friend that I've never met!! Congratulations on your milestone Queen! 👸🏾 ❤🎉
How she doesn’t have 1million is beyond me
@@thechickapedia1175 Exactly!!
I saw this movie in theaters and when I tell you I busted out laughing at 36:17 😭
"this is my second kill 👿" and then he immediately gets whacked and fucking passes out-like COME ON im supposed to take that shit seriously????
17:30 The actress: I’ll just move my hands all over my head in this scene and that’s it, no one will even care.
Alanda: Is that how you wash your hair?! Like a helmet?! Not even caring if you get your scalp?? 😂😂😂
Always absolutely admiring and appreciating the use of alliteration ❤
My reaction the entire time while watching this movie. "Nigga, what are you doin'?" I'm elated our flawless Alanda is embracing us yet again!
17:25 Has the same cadence as "You're not cheating on your wife by eating my lemon squares"
The whiplash you must have experienced going from Abigail to this dumpster fire.
Welcome back, Alanda!! A few more subscribers till 100k!! Come on, folks! Help the NYC Horror Queen out!!
Your bedroom is sooo relaxing idk why😭😭😭 but damm I luv it
Not me watching this muttering "you damn fools!" every 10 minutes LOL
SHE BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
im already assuming you're gonna be uh, very whelmed by this one lol
oh yeah, since i figure that a reaction to Longlegs is probably happening at some point, even if not for a few months, i think it would be really cool if you were to check out some of the director's previous work? such as Blackcoat's Daughter or Gretel and Hansel! they're very experimental films, quite slow at points, but dripping with intense moods and atmosphere. i think you'll appreciate that :)
I grew up in a mountain "Town" (village?), population below 200
can confirm, DO NOT STOP YOUR VEHICLE!!!
we literally had a crazy Ralph from friday the 13th... 💀💀💀
Congratulations on 100K! 🎉❤ You don’t know this but 2 years ago I started on my recovery journey from drugs and other bad behaviors and when I found your channel around that time you helped me get through so many horrible nights with your positive energy! Watching horror movies and laughing makes your real world problems feel less so! ❤❤ thank you!
30:54 I screamed laughing when he said “my leg is stuck” 😂 the way he says it
“Not only do you not have a personality, but you also don’t care if you live or die” 😂😂😂
I lol'ed at your "im tiiiired of this grandpa!"🤣
Alanda Quote of the Week: "No urgency, no pants--no chance of survival."
"DON'T continue it!!!!" took me tf out
So glad to see your grand return! We miss you!! 😩❣️
Girl no matter what movie exist it’s always entertaining watching it with u, even the terrible ones, u should most definitely consider making a Patreon and posting full reactions and stuff like that. Us fans would love that:)) keep up the amazing reactions!
Also also also you MOST DEFINITELY should check out the chucky series:) it would be fun asf to watch ur reaction to it😂
My friend and I rented this from the library (bcuz we refused to give it our money) aaaand, woof lol. I will say watching it with someone helps take some of the pain away. We actually were so disinterested by the end that we ended up talking over the “climatic” sequence and basically wrote our own ending where the couple just blames each other the whole time for getting caught and the strangers eventually get so bored they just end up leaving. 😂
I took a nap earlier and now I'm up who knew I'd be waking up to greatness?
MOTHER ALANDA HAS RETURNED! JUST WHEN WE NEEDED HER MOST! And I already know this is gonna be messssy😂
I have missed you so much. I'm so glad you're back. I was getting worried because I have another RUclips channel that I love, but she hasn't been back in 8 months so I was worried for you and your channel.😢
FINALLY! She’s back!!! Hope ur good Alanda. We missed u ❤
Yessss our gracious beautiful enlightened QUEEN is back!!! And has made my Friday so much better now. ❤
You are a BRAVE one for sitting through this whole movie. Thank you for your service doing this for us... truly a Mother behaviour
Congratulations Alanda on 100k subscribers 🎉❤ you deserve it more than anyone. You bring me so much joy and bliss in hard times, so I’m truly thankful for everything you give to us.
You're BACKKKKKKKK😢❤❤❤😊 We missed you. Hope your well.
Girl I am so excited to get home and watch this, I’ve had a shit month and this is gonna make it so much better ❤️ Glad you’re back and blessed!
I’m so happy you also thought he was one of the killers because SAME 😂
39:34 “you can not carry on, not you, no bih”😂
Glad your are doing well! Finally had time to sit down and watch you carry this film on your back with your reaction, 😂. And congratulations on 100k!! 🥳Well deserved, and I look forward to seeing it climb higher. Take care!
Welcome back! ^_^
That aside, Anger seems to be the common response to this film. 😂😂😂
......99.9K subscribers.......can't wait for you to hit that 100k mark! I love your channel!
Congratulations on 100k! You deserve it 💛
Amanda our queen has returned from storming the castle ❤🎉 also 100k yayyyyyy!
Mind you, I haven't even seen the full movie. I only watched Alanda's video because (1) I support her, and (2) I didn't think there was a reason to if it was as bad as everyone said it was.
And I was correct. I would have been FURIOUS if I paid money to see this like I was going to.
“Is that how you wash your hair? Like a helmet?” 😂 how I cackled, this has always driven me crazy in films, I can imagine the nape of the neck is ROUGH.
God Bless you Alanda for your numerous contributions of taking soul-numbingly bland horror films and making them actually enjoyable to get through.
POSTING?!? On my BIRTHDAY?!? BEST PRESENT EVER!! Welcome back, Queen!!! ❤
The only way I’ll watch this movie is by watching it with you girly!! Welcome back 🥰🥰
ConGRATS🎉100k. Love this channel for Days,for months, for years !. Truly entertaining watching your reactions over the years. 100k and counting. To quote Friday “Hey Miss Parker!”.
“Footprints 👣 and it was then that he carried me” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your personality and the words you speak always bring me comfort girl!
100k plaque incoming ! 🎉🎉🎉
Also soooo close to 100k subscribers!!! Congratulations!!!
Yes. I've missed your reviews. Glad you are thriving and doing good. U look good girl. ❤
So glad to see another upload!!
MOTHER IS BAAAACCKK, WE'VE MISSED YOUUUUU😫😫❤❤
Great to see you back Alanda and take care and stay safe 👍.
LMAOOOOO Alanda's reaction at 25:59 with the nail in her hand is priceless ! i had the same girl
THIS IS HILARIOUS ALANDA DIDNT GIVE A FUCK 😭😭😭 Her laughing at this movie gives me life
I’ll have to wait to see this reaction till I see the movie, so I’ll at least watch the intro BUT… welcome back mami!!!! We missed you so much and it’s so good to see you again.
This is what I needed!! Desperately!! Thank you, Queen! Happy belated birthday 🎂 And you're right, "clear eyes, full heart, can't lose" 🤗
Loved this hahaha!!! Love you! this movie was....there that's for sure
I AM ALIVE AGAIN! THANK YOU ALANDA!
These two are the worst haha the city logic though might be on point because here in San Francisco even if you scream for help people won’t pay attention
Thank you for reacting to this movie because this was the only way I would be watching it.
I screamed when I saw this notification! Missed you queenie
Also, your nails look adorable!
Welcome back! So excited to see you’re about to break 100k subscribers!! 🎉🎉
JUMPED AS SOON AS I SAW THE NOTIFICATION OMGGGG 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽
I Glad Your Back, Girl! I Hope This Is Good!😱😰🫣🤣🫢🥰🖥💗
“If my eyes were open they would be permanently attached to the morphine button” TOOK ME OUT 😭😭😭😭
I’ve missed you so much I’m sat for this one!💯❤️
Congrats on 100k👏👏🎉