You guys smashed the views on the last video... and I can't thank you enough. Drop me a comment below & let me know what you'd like me to "review" next. Also, I genuinely have 8 more prints of this piss-take calendar that I can sign & send to anybody who wants one!
Niya - Who needs to chill? If you're talking about me then I'm not wrong, have you seen the idiots comment on every single comment that other people have posted? I'm not the bad guy, he is.
"I've never seen a snowflake look like that" "Well, all snowflakes are unique Jamie, so I wouldn't have thought so you mug" Best part. Had me pissing myself.
I'm so glad Zoella made that calendar because I got to discover your channel! I've been stuck in bed with a flair up of my chronic back pain and your videos have kept me going. You have got a viewer for life :) Also I would buy that calendar in an instant. It's 1000% better than any other on the market!
Just discovered you and.....you're bloody hilarious. Now I'm an old geezer of 54 but my kids (12 and 16) have never mentioned your channel to me so I'm hoping I can break the news and earn a few 'cool dad' brownie points. Right up there with that Dawson bloke for laughs imo......but totally different. Good stuff mate :)
When I was 7 I wrapped a Clementine in wrapping paper and have it to my mom for christmas, I wrapped this Clementine a couple weeks before Christmas and when she got it it was rotten
We are doing a secret santa this year at work so I bought Zoellas Shitty calendar...the look on the poor bastards face when he opens it will be worth the £50 quid alone...
also i don't know if jack watches good mythical morning, but i'd be interested to hear his views on their recent decision to switch from one long video a day to 3 short videos a day (in my opinion for more ad revenue instead of better content)
I love that people have taken such a love for your last video!! 800k views and 30k subscribers in a few days, hopefully that keeps up! Very long time deserved!!!
I AM STIGGY been here since the days of the frankie cocozza videos and the start of the “... things everyone hates” videos😂 all his old videos that I love have been privated it’s nice to see he’s getting some recognition!!
The fucking confetti! Like how does she even begin to justify that!! I mean the cookie cutters we're bad... But what are you supposed to do with the confetti
I mean that's the advent calendar I want. And only £75? What a bargain - worth that just for the picture! (In all seriousness is there any way of getting one of these? It's hilarious) Loved this video Jack, your videos never fail to make me laugh, genuinely appreciate all the effort you put in!
Are you burning Zoe's candles in the background? And is that her Pom Pom as well? 😂 I guess you may as well get your moneys worth. Really enjoying these vids, please keep them coming
6:06 Jack: it’s actually crammed full with festive air, get a whiff of that *sniff sniff* lovely! Jamie: that’s just that fucking sprout mist I’m dead 😂😂
You guys smashed the views on the last video... and I can't thank you enough.
Drop me a comment below & let me know what you'd like me to "review" next.
Also, I genuinely have 8 more prints of this piss-take calendar that I can sign & send to anybody who wants one!
JaackMaate u da best
JaackMaate I'll have one 😂😂
Can I have one? It can take the main space on my mums fireplace, give her a shock christmas morning...
Yes please😎😎😎
Great video, jack 😂😂 cant stop laughing
I LOVE THE FACT THAT HE’S BURNING THE ZOELLA ADVENT CALENDAR CANDLES IN THE BACKGROUND HAHAHAHA
Grace Kelly I didn't notice that until you said it 😂😂
Grace Kelly And the puff ball is on the Light Box 😂
Katie O'Donnell OH MY GOD JSJSJSJS
😂👍🏻😍
Yeah, that’s when I realized he’s totally making fun of Z w/ the filming on the bed too....😂
Can't get over the fact this is still probably better value than Zoellas
exactly lol
exactly lol
exactly lol
exactly lol
Exactly lol
The passive aggressiveness is amazing
Mr Bombastic Very PhanTastic
lol chill
Niya - Who needs to chill? If you're talking about me then I'm not wrong, have you seen the idiots comment on every single comment that other people have posted? I'm not the bad guy, he is.
PhanTastic love your username and profile pic :D
thx! love yours too. PHANDOM UNITE
the most hilarious thing about this is that it is still better than the Zoella calendar.
And you can see zoellas candles in the background
Wait what the fuck is this sapnaps girlfriend
Elizabeth the fanfic writer what the hell LOL
RedBloomingRose wait no seriously I
I burst out laughing when you turned round and had all the stickers on your back!
Me too! 😂
Rebecca! Fancy meeting you here! 💕
Beckie Jane Brown I just watched that part😂😂
I don’t care
The amount of sarcasm in this video 😂 I haven't stopped laughing 😂👏🏼
WhoAmI99 I gave you 1K likes :)
"Just buy it and fuck off" same.
"It may look like an empty door but it is full of festive air" Absolutely fucking crying. Fantastic video
I love how Zoella's advent calendar candles and pom pom charm are in the background. SHADE. :D
That pom Pom!🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jamie: I’ve never seen a snow flake like that
Jack: well all snowflakes are unique Jamie, so I wouldn’t have thought so you mug.
I died 😂😂😂
that was the best line of the video! 😂😂
I read this comment right when he said it 😄
Ya *mug* 😂😂😂
I really appreciate that the candles from the Zoella advent calendar are lit in the background.
Zoe S and the pom pom on the light up thing😂😂
He paid 50 quid for them, of course he's gonna make the most of it lmao
Or at least try to
Zoe S more observant than me
Harry Hill GET OUT IVE SEEN YOU COMMENT THAT 1,OOO TIMES!
Lily Shields why do you use O’s for zeros
"I've never seen a snowflake look like that"
"Well, all snowflakes are unique Jamie, so I wouldn't have thought so you mug"
Best part. Had me pissing myself.
“Crammed full with festive air”😭🙄😂
an actual steal! I can’t wait to preorder it!
'Caspar nearLee' absolutely genius laughing my head off! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The best!! 😂
Actually using zoellas candles in the back lol.
so... where can i buy one?
Nima The Pits of Hell Gift Shop.
Harry Hill no they haven't.
lol no thanks :)
Nima wouldn't recommend boots heard they make them a tad overpriced x
look at the description
day one is actually the tears of all the children who wasted £50 on a calendar
Harry Hill no thanks ✌️
timz The parents tears not the children's!
You’re honestly hilarious 😂😂😂
CASPER NEARLEE 😩😂😂😂
He is hilarious
I'd like to thank Zoella for being a money grabbing trollop, as if she wasn't I wouldn't have found this channel. Fucking hilarious dude 😂
Trollop 😂 love it
@@aak1992 ohhhh that's vintage British insulting right there lol love to see it
I love that the pom pom is on your light up sign hahah
I was wondering how long it'd take for somebody to point out that. I salute you.
JaackMaate it was the first thing I noticed! love it hahah
is that also her candles burning? hahaha
Amanda McC I think it is them! hahah
JaackMaate IM CRYING I DIDNT REALISE PAHAHAH
I’m bloody pissing myself at this😂
Helena x you should probably see a doctor for that
Your Average Alex ISSSA JOKE SIS
benzo mine was also a joke....sis
benzo you need help
Макс Кондаков lol why
"caspar near-lee" LMAO so glad i found this channel, youre hilarious dude!
Caspar nearLee
I mean the t shirt already makes it better than Zoellas
Terrible, it doesn’t look like you have even tested the confetti properly. That should’ve taken you at least a year!
I hope this comment was a joke
Angie Goude
Good 😂
HollyPanda88 -New- I hope you are joking 🙄😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
I'm so glad Zoella made that calendar because I got to discover your channel! I've been stuck in bed with a flair up of my chronic back pain and your videos have kept me going. You have got a viewer for life :)
Also I would buy that calendar in an instant. It's 1000% better than any other on the market!
Breaking Freedom saaaaaaame except my pain is in my wrists
That JackMaate T-Shirt is so detailed, it must have taken you ages to come up with that design! Where can I buy one?
i see you've read his guide to sarcasm book.
Harry Hill it's at 2k dislikes why are you still trying to promote it
Harry Hill you are spamming every comment
Just discovered you and.....you're bloody hilarious. Now I'm an old geezer of 54 but my kids (12 and 16) have never mentioned your channel to me so I'm hoping I can break the news and earn a few 'cool dad' brownie points. Right up there with that Dawson bloke for laughs imo......but totally different. Good stuff mate :)
errrr.....Shane; not Les :/
54 isn't old! :)
Marcie Pan
I agree! I’m 18 & my best friend/roommate is 54!
Ivy blink twice if you’re being held hostage
Ryan Hickey
Nah bro I’m safe I would’ve been homeless if it wasn’t for him
Still better than Zoella's tbh..
"Day 8 guys is a beautiful snowflake cookie cutter" haha
"I know it looks empty but it's not. It's actually cramped full with festive air"😄
The zoella candles in the back 😂👌
Tegan Rose OMG 😂
You know he’s mocking Zoella when he’s burning her candles and put that black hairy thing on his light box
i am the tired the btec club penguin puffle 😂
When I was 7 I wrapped a Clementine in wrapping paper and have it to my mom for christmas, I wrapped this Clementine a couple weeks before Christmas and when she got it it was rotten
😂😂 Aww bless, at least you tried though!
Caspar “Near”Lee
😫🤣😂😂
Making use of them Zoella candles then Jaack haha! xx
Eltoria for 50quid im gonna make sure i eat the fucking candle wax at the end
eltoria please do a review of this calendar 😂😂
Haha 😂 x
Want to make a review out of this one too?
Eltoria fuck off you fake bitch😂😂😂
The setup😂😩 the shade
“Definitely not ghost written”
kay zoellas candles lmfaooo
😂
kay isn’t the setup the same as zoellas
kirsty lisaaa
The ghost writer shade😂😂best part
When mum says be festive 8:34
Now THIS is what I call value for money. I'll take a hundred of them
Harry Hill STFU U BITCCHHHHH!!!!!!
You deserve all of Zoella’s followers.
Christy C nope he doesn't
@@nalaa9618 why? Because he "sucks"? If that is the reason why, you are a lunatic.
title is misleading this is the best advent calendar
Karl B. True 😂
I can still smell the *sniff sniff* festive air.
The guy (is it Jamie?) in the background, sounds EXACTLY like joe sugg.
Lauren C No
We are doing a secret santa this year at work so I bought Zoellas Shitty calendar...the look on the poor bastards face when he opens it will be worth the £50 quid alone...
Van Damme's Frosty Mullet hahahahahaahhaha this is EPIC!!! 😂😂😂
😂🤦
chaotic evil
Your ‘cousin’ sounds like Joe Sugg, which makes these videos about Zoella all the more funny 😂
door 9, feeling fine, gonna exploit my fans at Christmas time 😂😂😩😩😩
lucy charnock I died 😂
new ringtone?
+JaackMaate do it 😂
Door nine feelin fine gonna exploit my fans at Christmas time - I need this as my alarm, my ringtone, my EVERYTHING.
Every year I come back for this
RUclips Plaque is worth like £100 so £75 is a steal
It’s not real m8
Its a joke ....
taeh yung no shit
Harry Hill stop self advertising or promoting in people's comments.
Harry Hill go away
Really glad to see that you're finally getting the recognition you deserve Jack! soon enough you'll be big enough to exploit your subscribers!!
also i don't know if jack watches good mythical morning, but i'd be interested to hear his views on their recent decision to switch from one long video a day to 3 short videos a day (in my opinion for more ad revenue instead of better content)
They're both like Tony Stark and Jarvis but with more snark and sarcasm and less science and metal and death. Love ya ❤️
Fucking YES
No death? Zoella is dying!
I see it 😂😂
possibly ned and peter too? quill and rocket??¿¿
Currently sitting my GCSE'S and honestly JaackMaate your videos are keeping me sane, the sarcasm is literally what I live on 😂😂😂
Sophie Tipper same here!!!!😂😂
Your calligraphy is actually pretty good (if you're the one who wrote "worth the money")
Enjoying the Zoella candles in the back? 😂
Harry Hill wot
+Harry Hill
Bull. Shit.
Harry Hill commenting that under every comment just to get views? Quality.
Laura Wright haha he also has the pom pom on his sign!😂
Harry Hill Oh fuck off, I've seen you comment this loads
Who saw the zoella candles😂😂
Izzie G it’s kinda obvious
A person who corrects grammar but did u see the Pom Pom on the light box?!
Millie yeh
A person who corrects grammar
Yeah*
I actually wish that sarcasm book was real
almost 2 years later and I’ve realised that you repackaged Zoe’s items into your calendar... Okay, Eltoria. 😂😂😂
Zoella reduced the price to £25!
Fuck me she's basically giving them out
Pizzamanpez z It was Boots, not her. Which says a lot 😂
it's worth £13 most says pounland
25 quid for confetti? Wow, a bargain!
PostBlueHaze pretending like the other 13 things don't exist🤔 ok
That’s so unfair for the people who bought it full price
I love that people have taken such a love for your last video!! 800k views and 30k subscribers in a few days, hopefully that keeps up! Very long time deserved!!!
Thank you so much mate!
Holly Brown innit, I've been subbed since 200 thousand and he's now growing so quick! Well happy for him
I AM STIGGY been here since the days of the frankie cocozza videos and the start of the “... things everyone hates” videos😂 all his old videos that I love have been privated it’s nice to see he’s getting some recognition!!
Holly Brown definitely, he's such a underrated youtuber! I live in norwich and haven't met him yet! Hope to soon
"Caspar Near-Lee" just screamed
Still more justified for £50 than zoellas
Your cousin Jamie is a class duo !
The sarcasm is on another level 😭
Love the Zoella candles in the background nice touch ( don't want the £50 to go to waste) 😆
Jaackmates on fireee, your sub counts are terrifiedddddd
Jaackmaate's always uploading, the kick ass RUclips beast
From 0 to a million, a cannae think ae words
"Caspar NEARLee" FUCK
I love that he designs a calendar with stuff he doesn’t want and then the very next year he encounters Eltoria
Rewatching this every Christmas ❤
I saw the title and thought 'he's made his own one hasn't he' lmao
you were correct.
Haha exactly what i thought
The funny thing is that it's still better than Zoella's 😂😂😂
Ikr 😂😂
Still better than Zoe calender is the new still better than Twilight.
Not worth it because there was no pom pom. rip off 😂
It was in the background on his light up sign!
The fucking confetti! Like how does she even begin to justify that!! I mean the cookie cutters we're bad... But what are you supposed to do with the confetti
That ghost writer shade was beautiful 👌🏻
How can anyone’s calendar be worse than Zoella’s
Oh, that’s how
Actually I think this is better
you could get two packets of glitter in your advent calendar
I feel weird I
Eltoria
I mean that's the advent calendar I want. And only £75? What a bargain - worth that just for the picture! (In all seriousness is there any way of getting one of these? It's hilarious)
Loved this video Jack, your videos never fail to make me laugh, genuinely appreciate all the effort you put in!
only £75! ill take 2! 😂😂
@@buggy9725 I'd take them all
Your videos are actually class mate, glad I discovered you. - Keep up the good work.
Thank ya loads!
"CASPAR NEAR-LEE"😂😂😂
Couldn't stop laughing ahahaha!
👏🏻love👏🏽your👏🏿videos
StoopVital Is it illegal to use different color emojis?
StoopVital When was that law passed?
ironic lmfao
StoopVital
Oh really?
👏🏻👏👏🏼👏🏽👏🏾👏🏿👏🏾👏🏽👏🏼👏👏🏻
StoopVital You're fucking stupid😂😂😂
Are you burning Zoe's candles in the background? And is that her Pom Pom as well? 😂 I guess you may as well get your moneys worth. Really enjoying these vids, please keep them coming
Sadeka Khanom I WAS GONNA COMMENT ABOUT THE CANDLES 😂
+Izzie Beardsell think almost all of Zoe's products made it into this video 😂 really made sure he got his money's worth
My friend bought the calendar at the new cheaper price and she hates those candles, says they barely smell of anything :/
The T-shirt was genius!
You deserve more than 500K you should be on 1M right now! :D
The zoella candles and furry keyring in the background 😂😂😂
You put more effort into your calendar then zoellas
Does Jamie have a RUclips channel we can follow or something because his comic timing is fucking impeccable
+Zack Fry Jamie only exists in all our hearts.
JaackMaate aww would be great to see more of him! He is hilarious 😂
i literally discovered this guy 2 days ago and i think he may possibly be the funniest youtuber i’ve come across
Love the way u have zoellas candles lighted
Lit*
I so miss these kinds of videos of Jack’s 😂
I love hearing Jamie in the background. So funny!
less than a minute in and pissing laughing
hELLo
I love your videos, especially Jaimie's comments and the "cut" parts, very funny!!
6:06
Jack: it’s actually crammed full with festive air, get a whiff of that *sniff sniff* lovely!
Jamie: that’s just that fucking sprout mist
I’m dead 😂😂
Love how he’s got Zoe’s candles lit in the background 💙
Pre video:
The only way this could be worse than zoella’s is if there was literally nothing in the doors
Samuel Wilcock Then it'll still be better
Mayfia 😂😂
The snowball joke was amazing 😂😂 the whole video is class 👌👌 keep up the good work
You and josh are fucking hilarious😂😂😂😂 love it!
His names Jamie
Who's Josh?
Why is everyone fucking liking this. HIS NAME IS JAMIE HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THAT GOD
*reads title* this must be clickbait
8:34 wtf is that scream, I’m in tears 😂