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    Sonic the Hedgehog gets cucked by forces unknown
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Комментарии • 26 тыс.

  • @hauldencottenfield869
    @hauldencottenfield869 2 года назад +12121

    “In their last moments, people show you who they really are”
    And Eggman spent the last moments of his life telling Sonic to run.

  • @SrPelo
    @SrPelo 4 года назад +18613

    but I thought Eggman wanted to kill furries too

    • @00TYLU00
      @00TYLU00 4 года назад +1716

      In WH40K Eggman would be considered either mutant, either heretic for working on AI :P

    • @keynanmartinez
      @keynanmartinez 4 года назад +513

      I guess being with them counts.

    • @coolshirmpdude2323
      @coolshirmpdude2323 4 года назад +269

      One day pelo one day....

    • @depressivetangela2033
      @depressivetangela2033 4 года назад +269

      He did fail multiple times in conquering that world and/or exterminating its furry denizens

    • @erikgumeringer155
      @erikgumeringer155 4 года назад +334

      Naw, he just wants them to be robots too. So he's a FNAF weirdo.

  • @tarkatantapir7287
    @tarkatantapir7287 4 года назад +4796

    "We will SPAY and we will NEUTER until there is NOTHING LEFT!"
    - Black Templars fighting Slaaneshi Daemons

    • @hammer1349
      @hammer1349 4 года назад +67

      And my like makes it 69, not sure if I have committed heresy brother

    • @IllD.
      @IllD. 4 года назад +22

      Spade*

    • @peterbanderas8184
      @peterbanderas8184 4 года назад +31

      @@IllD. "spayed"*

    • @IllD.
      @IllD. 4 года назад +12

      @@peterbanderas8184 rip

    • @BossManSays
      @BossManSays 4 года назад +26

      Do my ass

  • @TerribleVA
    @TerribleVA Год назад +377

    For those wondering why eggman was killed, they mistook him for a furry from how bushy that GLORIOUS MOOSTACHE is!

    • @abunny442
      @abunny442 2 месяца назад

      He who allows Xeno’s to live, must be purged along with the Mutant scum.

  • @anthonysantos5954
    @anthonysantos5954 3 года назад +4516

    Joker: in their last moments, people show you who they really are
    Eggman: Run sonic, RUN!

    • @josephcola9662
      @josephcola9662 3 года назад +427

      That's deep.
      Still doesn't change the fact that they'll all be purged.

    • @tsar_zo8007
      @tsar_zo8007 3 года назад +29

      Their*

    • @draylon7763
      @draylon7763 3 года назад +87

      @@tsar_zo8007 no one gives a flying fuck

    • @billcipher9344
      @billcipher9344 3 года назад +340

      Eggman: Warns his main enemy to run
      Sonic: Throws the love of his life to spare his own ass
      Conclusion? Eggman was a good guy.

    • @Nomoneynohamburger
      @Nomoneynohamburger 3 года назад +7

      @@draylon7763 I do

  • @johnbako4863
    @johnbako4863 4 года назад +2101

    The way he said "Brother?!"
    Even the emperor felt that

    • @templarone6752
      @templarone6752 4 года назад +63

      Damn furries we will not lose another brother

    • @derb7462
      @derb7462 4 года назад +11

      I felt that definitely. :(

    • @theemperorofmankind8082
      @theemperorofmankind8082 4 года назад +33

      Do not fret brothers he might be alive and we can use him as a dreaghnout

    • @dacaptain842
      @dacaptain842 4 года назад +5

      FOR THE EMPEROR

    • @drew7427
      @drew7427 4 года назад +7

      Where are My *fucking* artifacts

  • @cale42
    @cale42 4 года назад +3592

    When I saw this title, I did not expect the continuation of the Black Templars' noble crusade.
    I have been played and bamboozled.

    • @HazzronIV
      @HazzronIV 4 года назад +70

      We've been smeckledorfed!

    • @cale42
      @cale42 4 года назад +77

      @@HazzronIV Indeed, Professor! We've been Tricked! Deceived! Hoodwinked! Befuddled! Hornswaggled! Caboodled! And most cruelly of all, utterly and completely Smeckledorfed by these Gitz and their Flash!

    • @andrewsteele8797
      @andrewsteele8797 4 года назад +46

      You have been deceived not brother, you have merely seen the cleansing light of our holy Emperor cleaning all.

    • @ferrusmanus4013
      @ferrusmanus4013 4 года назад +4

      How many 40k episodes are there?

    • @AmorphisBob
      @AmorphisBob 4 года назад +31

      No one suspects the Black Templars' Crusade

  • @SonicBoone56
    @SonicBoone56 Год назад +1368

    Holy shit, Amy sounds almost identical to the real voice actor.

    • @bellatallerico4372
      @bellatallerico4372 Год назад +27

      Amy sounds like MInnie Mouse lol

    • @SnonceCrongldker
      @SnonceCrongldker 11 месяцев назад +32

      Definition of antifurry:
      Adolf Hitler (German: [ˈaːdɔlf ˈhɪtlɐ] ⓘ; 20 April 1889 - 30 April 1945) was an Austrian-born German politician who was the dictator of Germany from 1933 until his suicide in 1945. He rose to power as the leader of the Nazi Party,[a] becoming the chancellor in 1933 and then taking the title of Führer und Reichskanzler in 1934.[b] During his dictatorship, he initiated World War II in Europe by invading Poland on 1 September 1939. He was closely involved in military operations throughout the war and was central to the perpetration of the Holocaust, the genocide of about six million Jews and millions of other victims.

    • @SharkBoiRetro
      @SharkBoiRetro 8 месяцев назад +21

      @@SnonceCrongldkerthe animation is a joke… calm down buddy

    • @redhood4747
      @redhood4747 7 месяцев назад +7

      It's vaggie from hazbin hotel.

    • @user-fd5hy3gd6x
      @user-fd5hy3gd6x 5 месяцев назад +3

      What happened killed anti furry

  • @oldguysgaming4092
    @oldguysgaming4092 3 года назад +2906

    Internet: Dr. Eggman Wasnt Even Furry!
    Black Templars: Around Furries, there are no innocents.

    • @remadepizza2748
      @remadepizza2748 3 года назад +44

      Black templars are just here to kill

    • @triprs4896
      @triprs4896 3 года назад +107

      His crime falls under a completely different brand of apostacy - namely, techno-heresy.
      What kind of Man, no matter how twisted and perverted by the slimy tentacular appendages of Chaos, would set out in cold blood to desecrate a defenseless Mechanism?
      Pity those once-hallowed Circuits, for they were forcibly married to the odorous, impure Xeno Flesh by the Hand of a loathsome Heretec, and through this unholy, techno-blasphemous Matrimony the Two were made akin: in Likeness as in Odour.
      And so it came to pass that once the Righteous Machine Spirit of the Thunderhawk gazed down with its vigilant Metal Eye and located with Swiftness the Man who was the Defiler of its Code-Brethren - so great was then its noble Indignation that the Turret of the venerable Heavy Bolter did trepidate thrice with hungry Rage. The erstwhile Son of Dorn and the Emperor, whose Hands were on that Day blessed to withhold the Trigger-Arm of the stalwart Bolter, hesitated not.
      And thus the Armament did unleash the Fiery Torrent of its Judgement upon the bulbous Form of the Heretec, grinding his Warp-twisted Innards to fine Mist; and thus the Machine-Spirits' Retribution was ultimately had; and thus Omnissiah in His infinite Glory and Wisdom did smile in Sanctified Binary Code - for He was certain that no Affront to His Children had ever come with Impunity.

    • @LordPupil
      @LordPupil 3 года назад +19

      They shot eggman because they thought he was protecting him but he was not anyways

    • @Bigman-ee5fk
      @Bigman-ee5fk 3 года назад +1

      Egg,an is , Robnik is not

    • @tttt5955
      @tttt5955 3 года назад +1

      Except Odyssey Eurobeat

  • @TotallyNotJustCynical
    @TotallyNotJustCynical 4 года назад +1071

    "WE WILL SPADE AND WE WILL NEUTER UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT!"
    To be fair that's just a normal day for black templars.

  • @cocacola9975
    @cocacola9975 4 года назад +2407

    "Run sonic, RUUUUUN!"
    Damn...Just realized your worst enemies can also be your best friends at times... *the feels*

    • @JayFoxer
      @JayFoxer 4 года назад +77

      Eggman: "I'm a complicated guy" - Sonic Boom

    • @dm121984
      @dm121984 4 года назад +40

      To be fair, its on another level - Robotnik doesn't really try and kill Sonic that much, nor vice versa.

    • @notyariel716
      @notyariel716 4 года назад +12

      @@JayFoxer i hate to be that person but...-Sonic Lost World*

    • @JayFoxer
      @JayFoxer 4 года назад +13

      @@notyariel716 you are that guy tails. but thanks for correcting me

    • @notyariel716
      @notyariel716 4 года назад

      @@JayFoxer np

  • @brok56
    @brok56 Год назад +156

    Damn, tails is strong.
    Able To keep flying with a whole space marine dangling on its leg.

    • @mikeywilliams4136
      @mikeywilliams4136 2 месяца назад +2

      His*

    • @Yokyle4356
      @Yokyle4356 29 дней назад +2

      Well I mean look how many times he had to picked up Sonic he probably build up a lot of muscle😂

    • @Luluthebluemoon
      @Luluthebluemoon 25 дней назад +1

      Tails can in canon lift 2 tons... and rouge can just lift up omega who weighs like 2712.77 lbs.
      There is no way Black Templars stand a chance against mobians.
      The mobians could rip a human in half without really trying if they wanted to.
      And blowing up their planet isnt going to stop them. Mobians can survive in space just fine.
      Then there is Shadow who can just take off his limiter Rings and chaos blitz through them like butter.
      And if it was Archie's Sonic... he could just erase them from the timeline.

    • @twilightparanormalresearch186
      @twilightparanormalresearch186 День назад

      @@Luluthebluemoonthen we exterminatus the planet, what hood is speed when the surface of your world is molten

  • @nartuz5016
    @nartuz5016 3 года назад +11789

    I like how Sonic rejects his life just to not be a furry, I respect him now

    • @Kautrn
      @Kautrn 3 года назад +160

      now I like sonic A

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 3 года назад +605

      "Marines, this is Sonic. You know, the Blue One. I'm not a fucking furry, but these weirdos won't listen and refuse to keep their hands to themselves. They're "sheltering" me at the attached coordinates. I know what comes next, but whatever, I welcome death at this point."

    • @marcoantoniofiori511
      @marcoantoniofiori511 3 года назад +145

      Sonic is an anthropomorphic animal

    • @The.Radiance
      @The.Radiance 3 года назад +57

      What did furries ever do to us

    • @dumasmcgeee8327
      @dumasmcgeee8327 3 года назад +205

      Man sonic rejecting the furrys.. RESPEEEEECT

  • @thegoggle823
    @thegoggle823 4 года назад +7929

    Honestly, Flashgitz could just focus 100% on space marine cartoons and I would still be happy.

    • @CatalystDestiny
      @CatalystDestiny 4 года назад +286

      If they did that, their channel view count would soar millions higher lol with everyone interested in the Black Templar's unstoppable crusade.

    • @richard7199
      @richard7199 4 года назад +119

      They used to, but the videos were scrubbed by GW. Others have posted them up though.

    • @konobakajay465
      @konobakajay465 4 года назад +12

      Ikr

    • @jaborsey_joseph
      @jaborsey_joseph 4 года назад +5

      Same

    • @Thehudats
      @Thehudats 4 года назад +3

      Same

  • @theawkwardskeleton6608
    @theawkwardskeleton6608 4 года назад +24151

    THIS MUST BE A SERIES, THE EMPEROR DECREES IT

    • @dawae8695
      @dawae8695 4 года назад +675

      For the Emperor!!!

    • @kirabean5441
      @kirabean5441 4 года назад +550

      They better make it a series, if they don't that'll be some serious HERESY !!
      PURGE THE HERETICS !! DOOM TO THE XENOS !!!!

    • @brockwtrs
      @brockwtrs 4 года назад +108

      Yes, my Lord!

    • @dsmith377
      @dsmith377 4 года назад +84

      Crusade!

    • @ShadeyDuality
      @ShadeyDuality 4 года назад +67

      O: Kill them all brothers!

  • @CdrChaos
    @CdrChaos Год назад +125

    2:22 *Rip and tear, until it is done.*

    • @pokemon1659
      @pokemon1659 29 дней назад +3

      It is honourable in this situation . They need the lord and they send em direclty to him

  • @franclynaguilar4424
    @franclynaguilar4424 4 года назад +1259

    violence is not an answer, it’s a question and the answer is yes
    “peace was never an option”

  • @Xtroninater
    @Xtroninater 4 года назад +17473

    Seeing space Marines cruise in and massacre things in a different universe is a series I'd watch regularly.

    • @kevinfoster8014
      @kevinfoster8014 4 года назад +272

      Yes plz

    • @maxmax87l
      @maxmax87l 4 года назад +425

      Them its learned that horus was only corrupted because he was a furry and the emperor didnt like it.

    • @CastorCaelestis
      @CastorCaelestis 4 года назад +319

      The Black Templars are just doing their usual purge.

    • @merrickjacobson7313
      @merrickjacobson7313 4 года назад +55

      Download gta, republican space rangers

    • @mrtop5oof792
      @mrtop5oof792 4 года назад +14

      This video is so fucked up and its disgusting

  • @swagpharius_swolemegon
    @swagpharius_swolemegon 3 года назад +5247

    “To partake in our crusade, is to be immortal”
    -black Templar

  • @Spring_B0i6130
    @Spring_B0i6130 Год назад +139

    1:11 Okay but are any of us gonna talk about the fact that sonic completely sacrificed Amy😂

    • @Dreblominations
      @Dreblominations 7 месяцев назад +8

      Sonic! Whats going on?
      YEET
      *scream.mp3*

    • @Dragon22159
      @Dragon22159 5 месяцев назад +10

      I think the real question is why did he wait that long to do so?

  • @cruzwindu777deffsff4
    @cruzwindu777deffsff4 4 года назад +695

    I love how they emptied an entire Whirlwind missile battery on Tails lol.

    • @masterbison8957
      @masterbison8957 4 года назад +38

      Meh. He's had worse. He'll walk it off.

    • @Rostof_TheGreat
      @Rostof_TheGreat 4 года назад +40

      Tails can't die, so he'll be fine

    • @Rostof_TheGreat
      @Rostof_TheGreat 4 года назад +2

      @Kurogane 556 well, that and ive tried to kill tails in sonic the hedgehog 2

    • @k3salieri
      @k3salieri 4 года назад

      Should have been two batteries.

    • @vsGoliath96
      @vsGoliath96 4 года назад +4

      They had to make sure he was EXTRA dead

  • @mosesgilbertproductions34
    @mosesgilbertproductions34 3 года назад +7277

    Only person I feel bad for is Eggman cause he wasn't a furry
    Edit : and that one space marine

    • @petermchugh3829
      @petermchugh3829 3 года назад +370

      Suffer not the mutant to live.

    • @bigmikk63
      @bigmikk63 3 года назад +497

      “Chaos emeralds” sound pretty heretical to me.

    • @UltraPoseidon
      @UltraPoseidon 3 года назад +246

      Guilty by association.

    • @acocork3565
      @acocork3565 3 года назад +222

      He also warned sonic which i find kinda sad that he was trying to save him sorta

    • @RobertRay22
      @RobertRay22 3 года назад +90

      He’s still obviously a mutant

  • @Lezarddd
    @Lezarddd 4 года назад +609

    The Crusade continues... No.
    In fact, the Crusade simply never ends.
    For War is eternal in the grim darkness of... The... Internet...?

    • @lishfice8031
      @lishfice8031 4 года назад +14

      In the 40 first Mellenia? In the 2020? Doesn't matter, purgin the Xenos is a Timeless task

    • @Sanjixoxo
      @Sanjixoxo 4 года назад +1

      *war... war never changes*

    • @Fibrosis50Creations
      @Fibrosis50Creations 4 года назад +1

      Lord Lizard war... War never changes

    • @Fibrosis50Creations
      @Fibrosis50Creations 4 года назад +2

      SanjiBaratie dammit. I replied that before I saw this

    • @Sanjixoxo
      @Sanjixoxo 4 года назад

      @@Fibrosis50Creations lmao

  • @Ossimsauce86
    @Ossimsauce86 Год назад +56

    Ya know, I didn't know about 40k at all when I first saw this animation. Now today I'm well versed in the lore. And the fact that they used Black Templars makes soo much sense.

  • @supagb7700
    @supagb7700 4 года назад +393

    Space Marine: Wait, why don’t we team up with Eggma-
    *Remembers Metal Sonic and Infinite*
    Space Marine: Kill him.

    • @mr.outlaw231
      @mr.outlaw231 4 года назад +37

      Pretty sure it was more of the Adeptus Mechanicus telling them Dr. Eggman was practicing tech-heresy.
      01001000 01100001 01101001 01101100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001111 01101101 01101110 01101001 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101000 00100001

    • @supercellodude
      @supercellodude 4 года назад +21

      Hereteks will not be spared of the Omnissiah judgement!

    • @Kuolonen
      @Kuolonen 4 года назад +23

      Pretty sure Eggman is also a mutant to a degree that the Black Templars would not tolerate.

    • @supagb7700
      @supagb7700 4 года назад +3

      Mr. Outlaw But mostly the furry stuff too. I mean, furries are pretty deadly.

    • @Luluthebluemoon
      @Luluthebluemoon 25 дней назад

      I think.. they made a mistake there killing eggman
      if eggman dies Metal Sonic goes rogue and becomes metal overlord and absorbs all non organic material into itself and can clone itself or others using some strange metal slime.
      So keeping eggman alive to keep his machines in check... is probably a better idea.

  • @mattwho81
    @mattwho81 4 года назад +1737

    I can’t be the only laughing that Sonic used Amy as a living shield.

    • @dawafflebox7776
      @dawafflebox7776 4 года назад +35

      He would be dead if Amy wasnt there-

    • @DragoDuckwave
      @DragoDuckwave 4 года назад +15

      That was one of the best moments, my ears will no lo fer bleed from her voice, and the best part was that sonic was laughing

    • @DragoDuckwave
      @DragoDuckwave 4 года назад +7

      @@dawafflebox7776 na, he would, he still can escape, it was so glorius

    • @crispyblindead2413
      @crispyblindead2413 4 года назад +2

      But she’s everyone’s favorite character I thought for the Fur Regime

    • @DragoDuckwave
      @DragoDuckwave 4 года назад +6

      @@crispyblindead2413 na, she is one of the most hated ones

  • @anangryninja2824
    @anangryninja2824 3 года назад +2142

    What makes it even better is that this is EXACTLY what the Black Templars would do

    • @ipapachubbs8609
      @ipapachubbs8609 3 года назад +85

      @Super guilher boom Ahem, Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died.

    • @ipapachubbs8609
      @ipapachubbs8609 3 года назад +23

      @Super guilher boom Fair point.

    • @floridaball4896
      @floridaball4896 3 года назад +9

      @Super guilher boom the emperor could just destroy their souls

    • @CT-Polski
      @CT-Polski 3 года назад +2

      @Super guilher boom what did I just read

    • @CT-Polski
      @CT-Polski 3 года назад +5

      @Super guilher boom no like who are the backyardigans. Also we have Exterminatus on our side. Like the Exterminatus can destroy anything. Not to mention that the Death korps of Krieg have endless soldiers. I’m not joking it’s like a troop printer

  • @Watermeloncat44455
    @Watermeloncat44455 6 месяцев назад +39

    1:16 bro made his cannot event 💀💀💀

  • @ChaosGaming965
    @ChaosGaming965 4 года назад +1691

    "You'll never get us all!"
    You severely misjudge the Black Templar way's of Extermination.

    • @adman1381
      @adman1381 4 года назад +93

      ChaosGaming
      They never stop.
      They are the most fanatical of the Sons of Dorn.

    • @nicholasrocha2414
      @nicholasrocha2414 4 года назад +23

      Or that they are at a legions strength

    • @ChaosGaming965
      @ChaosGaming965 4 года назад +10

      @@nicholasrocha2414 They are a Legions strength.

    • @jakespacepiratee3740
      @jakespacepiratee3740 4 года назад +9

      @@ChaosGaming965 I find it disturbing that some of the Furry characters actully resemble real Furries costumes, don't you think thats a bit, you know, pushing it?

    • @tater801
      @tater801 4 года назад +47

      @@jakespacepiratee3740 Only if you mean to imply that real furries are too gross and they should be stylized in a way that makes them less disgusting.

  • @valorrepublic8059
    @valorrepublic8059 4 года назад +3675

    Doomslayer: RIP and TEAR
    Brothers: *SPAY and NEUTER*

    • @XG2
      @XG2 4 года назад +120

      Being in the bathroom scrolling through comments; I literally lost my sht reading yours.

    • @nemmondommegneked669
      @nemmondommegneked669 4 года назад +14

      @@DevixianTheOriginal your name reeks of hearesy.

    • @o.c.dgiantrobotanimefan1356
      @o.c.dgiantrobotanimefan1356 4 года назад +10

      Brothers: Thus sayeth Brother Bob Barker.

    • @nemmondommegneked669
      @nemmondommegneked669 4 года назад +3

      @@DevixianTheOriginal I did misspell it, I thought yt would delete it.

    • @nemmondommegneked669
      @nemmondommegneked669 4 года назад +2

      @@DevixianTheOriginal Some of my comments got deleted others said that if you misspell certain words otherswill see your comment.

  • @DaMazzaf97
    @DaMazzaf97 4 года назад +1917

    God I wish they made a series of just space marines purging internet-based heresy

    • @haruttatlyan3584
      @haruttatlyan3584 4 года назад +105

      I would lose a limb just so i could see them massacre the anime universe
      not anime, the community

    • @DaMazzaf97
      @DaMazzaf97 3 года назад +43

      @epic_ 20yearcoma stfu I didn't ask what you like

    • @haruttatlyan3584
      @haruttatlyan3584 3 года назад +21

      @@DaMazzaf97 nice comeback, would love to see them rip apart Hentai tho

    • @bluepower48
      @bluepower48 3 года назад +3

      Hmmm that's an idea

    • @deft4184
      @deft4184 3 года назад +8

      @@haruttatlyan3584 nah + anime too, %90 of that shit is cursed

  • @fakereality7315
    @fakereality7315 3 месяца назад +12

    1:29
    “ATTAAAAAACK!”
    “Unh, yeah~…”
    “Find his asshole!”

  • @Chickenlegs145
    @Chickenlegs145 4 года назад +695

    “We will SPAID and we will NEUTER until there is nothing left!”
    Am I the only one who kind of wants this to become the new Black Templar battle cry?

    • @dawae8695
      @dawae8695 4 года назад +5

      You are not the only one honorable battle brother

    • @Suodemon
      @Suodemon 4 года назад +2

      For the emperor, they must burn!!!

    • @dawae8695
      @dawae8695 4 года назад

      @@Suodemon purge them all!

    • @purpleemerald5299
      @purpleemerald5299 4 года назад +10

      Chickenlegs145 What’s even the point of spaying and neutering the furries when killing them already prevents them from reproducing?
      *Unless killing them **_doesn’t_** prevent them from reproducing...?*
      *_...holy shit, don’t tell me..._*

    • @TheDevilockedzombie
      @TheDevilockedzombie 4 года назад +3

      Im kinda new to 40k. Thought these were the chaos ones. Was wondering why chaos was going after mutants.

  • @Rightthinkingfur
    @Rightthinkingfur 3 года назад +2486

    This will never get old. I love it!!!
    "They're killing all the Furries!"
    Sonic: "I'm not a furry!"
    "Oh please, honey." (Rolls eyes)

    • @DAGGR
      @DAGGR 3 года назад +77

      I think sonic might be seeking the crusaders to help them at this point

    • @sixela2268
      @sixela2268 3 года назад +121

      @@DAGGR I don't think he is a furry, he just is an anthropomorphic hedgehog, he didn't choose to look like that unlike furries, who actively act and dress like animals even though are humans, but, sonic is from earth, so he isn't considered a xeno but since he isn't a human, he would be considered a mutant and killed either way. And since Robotnik has committed tech heresy against the tech priests, he was killed.

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 3 года назад +38

      @@sixela2268
      Templars ain’t care, if it ain’t human or if it ain’t associated with a furry then it’s just another cold body with some holes to them
      ONWARD WITH THE CRUSADE! MAY NO HOPE BE ALIVE! *FOR THE EMPEROR!!*

    • @sixela2268
      @sixela2268 3 года назад +11

      @@MasterHall117 AVE IMPERIUM!

    • @MasterHall117
      @MasterHall117 3 года назад +8

      @@sixela2268
      AD VICTORIUM!

  • @kubahavlicek1933
    @kubahavlicek1933 4 года назад +364

    Furries exists
    Space Marines: I´m going to need two bolters for this heresy

    • @vicentesilvah.9880
      @vicentesilvah.9880 4 года назад +14

      Botha, get the flamer. *The HEAVY flamer*

    • @Salty-Doggy
      @Salty-Doggy 4 года назад +6

      @@vicentesilvah.9880 purge them with flames, cleanse them in holy fire!

    • @vexxama
      @vexxama 4 года назад +1

      Kuba havlíček why do they even exist?

    • @Ralathar44
      @Ralathar44 4 года назад +1

      As a furry I have to ask are you going to duel wield Bolters or are you going to use a Storm Bolter (which is basically just two bolters duct taped together). These details matter if your want to properly deal out the Emperor's Will. Also, if you haven't played it pick up Warhammer 40k Space Marine next time it's on sale. It's excellent :).

    • @Ralathar44
      @Ralathar44 4 года назад +1

      @@vexxama Because nerdy people like weird stuff. When I was a kid video games, Warhammer, wrestling fans, cosplay, nerdy conventions, comics, reading books, and basically anything nerdy was considered weird and lower class citizens. Today most of those are mainstream and the jocks that were idolized are now considered toxic. Apparently it's all a matter of perspective.

  • @Omega-1Laws-Left-Hand
    @Omega-1Laws-Left-Hand Год назад +17

    Just now realizing how sonic got shot with a heavy bolter and didn't explode into a red mist.

    • @TheForgidbearbackers
      @TheForgidbearbackers 2 месяца назад +2

      Canonically he survived way worse things then a heavy bolter. Like falling from orbit and surviving the ensuing impact with minimal injuries.

    • @Omega-1Laws-Left-Hand
      @Omega-1Laws-Left-Hand 2 месяца назад +1

      @@TheForgidbearbackers But Botler rounds explode after they enter their target, if it was a clean shot, he should've been torn in half, or seeing where he was shot his arm should've been taken off, but nope, kept his arm, kept running.

    • @TheForgidbearbackers
      @TheForgidbearbackers 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Omega-1Laws-Left-Hand Meh, you can complain to flashgitz. I ain't the one who's animating inaccurate scenarios nor am I complaining about said inaccuracies.
      It's a parody.

    • @Omega-1Laws-Left-Hand
      @Omega-1Laws-Left-Hand 2 месяца назад

      @@TheForgidbearbackers Who said I was complaining

  • @SuicideNeil
    @SuicideNeil 4 года назад +2971

    Was not expecting this... the greatest cross over in a generation.

    • @OverlordZephyros
      @OverlordZephyros 4 года назад +24

      Maybe in a century 😉

    • @narkosak8783
      @narkosak8783 4 года назад +26

      Wait till they do the Star Fox crossover.

    • @supagb7700
      @supagb7700 4 года назад +14

      Narkosa K What would happen if they did it with Animal Crossing...

    • @narkosak8783
      @narkosak8783 4 года назад +7

      Supa GB Why not both?

    • @supagb7700
      @supagb7700 4 года назад +6

      Narkosa K Oh god. I can’t imagine the *terror...*

  • @henrynelson9301
    @henrynelson9301 4 года назад +14759

    I love how Sonic would rather die than be helped by furries.

    • @henrynelson9301
      @henrynelson9301 4 года назад +1473

      Vinny Raptor Being a furry and being a cartoon hedgehog are two very different things!

    • @eap96
      @eap96 4 года назад +1007

      Most of us would rather die than be helped by furries too

    • @imtoogoodatpvp1252
      @imtoogoodatpvp1252 4 года назад +191

      Sonic is definitely a furry and those who like him are definitely furries as well, to deny it is heresy but to accept it is to declare thyself a mutant sympathizer and therefore against the Emperor! One must accept the Emperor wholly and cleanse thyself of all doubt, TO SERVE WITHOUT DOUBT AND WITH ALL LOYALTY, THAT IS ALL HE ASKS!

    • @johnmcnair9849
      @johnmcnair9849 4 года назад +103

      I like how sonic Throw Amy at them and he started running his ass off

    • @NefariousDreary
      @NefariousDreary 4 года назад +11

      @redmotive research yo 👍🏾

  • @Madd_Hattter
    @Madd_Hattter 4 года назад +3306

    " the blue furry escaped brother"
    The most honest description of Sonic. This needs a actual series.
    THE SURFACE TO AIR MISSLES DOE

    • @nappa0582
      @nappa0582 4 года назад +41

      Well this IS the "second episode"...soooo...

    • @phuckhugh2698
      @phuckhugh2698 4 года назад +22

      Sonic vs Space Marines!

    • @Madd_Hattter
      @Madd_Hattter 4 года назад +38

      Lmao. I understand. But these guys need hella love for keeping these awesome cartoons up. Everything they come up with is a master piece. Gatta say they make the best cartoons

    • @khai96x
      @khai96x 4 года назад +5

      @@nappa0582 where's the first one?

    • @shawnhardy-lester8496
      @shawnhardy-lester8496 4 года назад +5

      @@khai96x it's the furry apocalypse ]

  • @Key_stones
    @Key_stones 2 месяца назад +8

    This is the only channel I know of that can make a raid Shadow Legends ad actually entertaining.

  • @roundboi3994
    @roundboi3994 3 года назад +4577

    The fact sonic would rather die than be a furry says a lot

    • @mylkidd
      @mylkidd 3 года назад +28

      Round boi Productions Fr

    • @ASlickNamedPimpback
      @ASlickNamedPimpback 3 года назад +123

      We live in a society

    • @cobalt7248
      @cobalt7248 3 года назад +95

      Yeah he hates the furry fan artists

    • @s1zz13withani
      @s1zz13withani 3 года назад +6

      Even though sonic is a furry

    • @PottyBoy9903
      @PottyBoy9903 3 года назад +76

      @@s1zz13withani Sonic is Mobian

  • @bigmoe9856
    @bigmoe9856 4 года назад +598

    I like how the portal screams when the templar tears it.

    • @Multicharachter
      @Multicharachter 4 года назад +44

      But what about the moans

    • @bigmoe9856
      @bigmoe9856 4 года назад +21

      @@Multicharachter not as exciting but ok

    • @bigmoe9856
      @bigmoe9856 4 года назад +3

      @Above average Peen Jeremy Black Templar

    • @Sumthins1ck
      @Sumthins1ck 4 года назад +6

      its a vagina joke

    • @dallas9397
      @dallas9397 4 года назад

      Sumthins1ck I felt as though it was, but it makes me cringe at the sight of a vagina being ripped..

  • @bigmikk63
    @bigmikk63 4 года назад +904

    *"WE WILL SPAY AND WE WILL NEUTER UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT"*
    Random Black Templar during the paellicius crusade

  • @julienlamberto9857
    @julienlamberto9857 5 месяцев назад +10

    My new favorite RUclips channel! You guys are awesome! No punches held. Reminds me of South Park.

  • @MRB2580
    @MRB2580 4 года назад +1289

    Easily the best RAID: Shadow Legends advert I've seen yet.
    Still not downloading it, though.

    • @ccjangel1002
      @ccjangel1002 4 года назад +6

      it's just a normal rpg 😐

    • @windelingswindle6452
      @windelingswindle6452 4 года назад +28

      CJ Cardona
      Normal RPG my ass

    • @anakiap.w1673
      @anakiap.w1673 4 года назад +25

      @@ccjangel1002 its garbage

    • @coolerrocket
      @coolerrocket 4 года назад +24

      Hey ad money is ad money. If RUclips wasn't messing up then they wouldn't need to be sponsored by Raid

    • @aidanabregov1412
      @aidanabregov1412 4 года назад +17

      We have to keep not downloading it to get these good ads they make

  • @draknor353
    @draknor353 3 года назад +1774

    Funny part, this could actually be cannon in the warhammer universe and I don't think anybody would really question it. LOL

    • @heraldofoblivion499
      @heraldofoblivion499 3 года назад +55

      Man...
      Warhammer fans can be damn anal about lore.

    • @GreaterGrievobeast55
      @GreaterGrievobeast55 3 года назад +40

      If this were a crossover that kept power scaling in mind i’d actually be concerned for the WH40k’s sake...theirs some crazy shit in sonic lore.

    • @kettothespymain8955
      @kettothespymain8955 3 года назад +20

      @@GreaterGrievobeast55 All forms of sonic lore are nutty. especially the comics

    • @bird330
      @bird330 3 года назад +10

      I hate how right you are

    • @johngarrettcruz6483
      @johngarrettcruz6483 3 года назад +10

      Look up warhammer "felinids" in google.

  • @dmitrykhvostik5975
    @dmitrykhvostik5975 4 года назад +260

    Wh40k fans: We're tired from Primaris space marines. Where are the regular marines?
    The Regular space marines:

    • @curtismcpsycho8212
      @curtismcpsycho8212 4 года назад

      Regular? I think your on some drugs dude these are the best Marines in the galaxy it's that or I'm psychotic probably both but all I have to say is don't be a furry.

    • @generalchrisinheartsofiron2676
      @generalchrisinheartsofiron2676 2 года назад

      Space marines are disciplined troops and trained even they are recruits they are trained perfectly well

  • @silverstorm1233
    @silverstorm1233 8 месяцев назад +3

    The First Wave - Jon Björk is the song name, since Flash gitz forgot to add that detail in the description.
    If you can like this comment so other may find the hidden texts.

  • @jaime2992
    @jaime2992 4 года назад +549

    Don’t worry about the blue furry, hedgehogs eat their children sometimes

    • @grandasherthegreatest
      @grandasherthegreatest 4 года назад +15

      Thats makes me worry MORE

    • @eagleeyeliz3417
      @eagleeyeliz3417 4 года назад +1

      Now I'm gonna pee on this bush LIKE A NORMAL PERSON

    • @seandunne4931
      @seandunne4931 4 года назад +1

      Now i'm kinda glad that Sonic and Amy don't fall in love (well i mean their love is one sided).

    • @mr.midnightgamingYT
      @mr.midnightgamingYT 4 года назад +1

      What do you mean eat their children Hehehe

    • @superdoge8988
      @superdoge8988 4 года назад +3

      It is nature my friend...

  • @templarcross755
    @templarcross755 4 года назад +575

    My brother literally tore a hole in the fabric of reality to claim his quary. Truly an inspiration to all of us.

    • @alexkazal619
      @alexkazal619 3 года назад +22

      Utterly based

    • @Danger-Tater
      @Danger-Tater 3 года назад +16

      The brother has only done his duty

    • @templarcross755
      @templarcross755 3 года назад +18

      @@Danger-Tater That he has brother, that he has.

    • @Aristocratic13
      @Aristocratic13 3 года назад +2

      Hey it’s one of the guys in the video as your thumbnail

    • @daedricmace919
      @daedricmace919 3 года назад +1

      I respect this.

  • @darkswords147
    @darkswords147 3 года назад +4510

    Sonic: "I'm not a furry"
    The internet: Ok who gave Sonic human rights?

  • @KykyDJenkins
    @KykyDJenkins 6 месяцев назад +6

    0:42 this right here is just hilarious

  • @joeonyoutube2225
    @joeonyoutube2225 4 года назад +429

    I like this continued universe of Black Templars crusading against furries.

  • @vicentesilvah.9880
    @vicentesilvah.9880 4 года назад +549

    1:04
    "Gunner, do you see that flying fox in the sky?"
    "Yes, brötha"
    *"I don't want to"*
    *"Understood, brötha"*

    • @labtec514
      @labtec514 4 года назад +1

      They're not Space Wolves

    • @vexxama
      @vexxama 4 года назад +13

      Labtec A of course not, then they’d be furries too

    • @guywithachromemask6260
      @guywithachromemask6260 4 года назад

      what's the origin of what you just said?

    • @lkcdarzadix6216
      @lkcdarzadix6216 4 года назад +5

      @@guywithachromemask6260 space wolves chapter are obsessed with wolf so much they mutated into a wolf half-breed

    • @guywithachromemask6260
      @guywithachromemask6260 4 года назад

      @@lkcdarzadix6216 no I meant what was the origin of what vincent said like "Soldier do you see that house?" "Yes sir" "I don't want to"

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +1007

    This is the best advertising of Raid Shadow Legends I've ever witnesed

    • @keynanmartinez
      @keynanmartinez 4 года назад +11

      Solaris looks different tho.

    • @PilloTheStar
      @PilloTheStar 4 года назад +23

      Internet Historian has good ones too.

    • @holycrusader3838
      @holycrusader3838 4 года назад +30

      Even tho I fucking hate Raid I got a give Flashgitz that they make great advertisement for the gamw

    • @UsenameTakenWasTaken
      @UsenameTakenWasTaken 4 года назад +2

      Too bad it's a gachashit wallet vaccum.

    • @mauz791
      @mauz791 4 года назад +1

      Internat Historian is peak

  • @sonnycalma1948
    @sonnycalma1948 7 месяцев назад +1

    In the movies never saw someone strong enough to rip a portal open. This man has the strength of one punch man.

  • @gagepetersen4533
    @gagepetersen4533 3 года назад +5977

    As a wh40k fan, this is probably the funniest thing I've ever seen.

    • @loganbelt449
      @loganbelt449 3 года назад +101

      i’m surprised BLOOD FOR TUE BLOOD GOD wasn’t shouted at one point

    • @artyomivanhov9719
      @artyomivanhov9719 3 года назад +59

      @@loganbelt449 SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

    • @artyomivanhov9719
      @artyomivanhov9719 3 года назад +10

      And it is fucking awesome hahah

    • @hearthatbird
      @hearthatbird 3 года назад +84

      People tend to forget Flashgitz was originally a 40k channel. Their name was derived from a team of Work Nobz.

    • @v.t1947
      @v.t1947 3 года назад +6

      You Heretic !!!

  • @FenrirWerewolfe
    @FenrirWerewolfe 4 года назад +1233

    Sonic is not a mutant, he's canonically an alien
    SUFFER NOT THE XENOS TO SURVIVE

    • @Borthax
      @Borthax 4 года назад +27

      "Better had we fallen to the fires of Horus' ambition than live to see this."- Roboute Guiliman AD 999 M41.

    • @Borthax
      @Borthax 4 года назад +6

      @Demiclea regardless of which it is, IT WILL BE PURGED.

    • @TeesieDiaPeecie
      @TeesieDiaPeecie 4 года назад +7

      Sonic actually a mutant because of the comic stuff of him used to be brown and then blue with super speed

    • @kellyan9893
      @kellyan9893 4 года назад +3

      That is so true

    • @fildariusv7045
      @fildariusv7045 4 года назад +5

      Isn't there a source that states that Sonic is from the future of our world millenia after the apocalypse?

  • @javiersce6010
    @javiersce6010 4 года назад +4410

    Fun fact: black templars actually do that.. with every single life form that isnt a normal human :D

    • @haruttatlyan3584
      @haruttatlyan3584 4 года назад +83

      i thought u said dark templars from Star Craft lol

    • @m3tr0id86
      @m3tr0id86 4 года назад +93

      Would have worked with Khorne Chaos Space Marines. *Blood for the Blood god!*

    • @bosniankumquat1835
      @bosniankumquat1835 4 года назад +105

      @@haruttatlyan3584 Starcraft was suppose to be a 40k game.

    • @javiersce6010
      @javiersce6010 3 года назад +105

      @@bosniankumquat1835 actually, Blizzard tried to Buy warhammer40k but they just said :NO
      Starcraft IS a 40k reference

    • @haruttatlyan3584
      @haruttatlyan3584 3 года назад +10

      @@bosniankumquat1835 interesting fact, thx

  • @slimeinabox
    @slimeinabox Год назад +2

    Sonic doesn’t deserve this

  • @ethanbaker9118
    @ethanbaker9118 4 года назад +752

    They killed Eggman, and he isn't even a furry. :(

    • @sailoroftheinternet3290
      @sailoroftheinternet3290 4 года назад +236

      He's an abhuman that has strayed too far from the light of humanity. He got what he deserved.

    • @professord6968
      @professord6968 4 года назад +107

      Tech heresy(creating Abominable Intelligence Ai)and fraternizing with xenos and mutant scum

    • @fumarc4501
      @fumarc4501 4 года назад +22

      The Imperium only cares about human mutants, not mutant animals.

    • @jaegar2786
      @jaegar2786 4 года назад +38

      Ethan Baker he was assisting furry mutant sympathizing filth by warning the blue one from the righteous crusaders.

    • @SpiderVenom12905
      @SpiderVenom12905 4 года назад +7

      Ethan Baker well he has an obsession with sonic so he’s probably into furries

  • @Exile_Sky
    @Exile_Sky 4 года назад +455

    I'm sorry, but this is the funniest commercial for RAID that I've ever seen.

    • @takumiwolfox1669
      @takumiwolfox1669 4 года назад +5

      Between this, and rusty cage being held by gunpoint to make the add. I fully agree

    • @dawinfred1097
      @dawinfred1097 4 года назад +4

      Check out Internet Historian

  • @skullking157
    @skullking157 4 года назад +556

    I never thought I would hear a space marine say "loop de loops"

    • @MeetYourDarkSide
      @MeetYourDarkSide 4 года назад +4

      Imagine a whimsical Space Marine. Watch "A Night on Ultramar" I think it's called. That's the "happiest" I've ever seen an Astartes

    • @godbloodspilla7154
      @godbloodspilla7154 4 года назад +1

      Daimean Martinez no its “strolling through ultramar”

    • @MeetYourDarkSide
      @MeetYourDarkSide 4 года назад

      @@godbloodspilla7154 thank you for the correction

    • @godbloodspilla7154
      @godbloodspilla7154 4 года назад

      Daimean Martinez it was the honorable thing to do

  • @macromondo8026
    @macromondo8026 3 дня назад

    Eggman was not a furry BUT he had created robots, he had created Abominable Intelligence, his sins could not be forgiven.

  • @AkkadDaily
    @AkkadDaily 4 года назад +11748

    Everyone knows that furries are minions of Slaanesh.

    • @CommanderSharpEye
      @CommanderSharpEye 4 года назад +437

      Truly a great Evil to be purged

    • @yeeaahh8863
      @yeeaahh8863 4 года назад +352

      But imagine if the resistance makes a pact with Slaanesh, gaining abilities like eight tits and razor dicks.

    • @tristanovic2-531
      @tristanovic2-531 4 года назад +274

      @@yeeaahh8863 eight tits and razor dicks, sounds like a cool band name.

    • @Thomas20Smith
      @Thomas20Smith 4 года назад +147

      Akkad Daily weird seeing you here

    • @worldofwarcraftman2
      @worldofwarcraftman2 4 года назад +29

      Not all the sane and decent ones hide or have taken their own lives as the filth that showed up.

  • @jlb9577
    @jlb9577 4 года назад +2264

    Sucked that a few Slaaneshi furries managed to escape back to the Warp

    • @kronkrian100
      @kronkrian100 4 года назад +127

      Fear not brotha, they can't run forever from the Emperor's impaccable might.

    • @AGenericFool
      @AGenericFool 4 года назад +42

      Pray to the emperor that they will cross the path of Leman Russ and get what they deserve!

    • @hanyoukimura
      @hanyoukimura 4 года назад +17

      Sequel hook, my brotha.

    • @duckboiii4441
      @duckboiii4441 4 года назад +28

      Don’t worry brotha, only sonic and one other escaped. The crusade will end them all!!!

    • @jlb9577
      @jlb9577 4 года назад +16

      Your replies fill me with joy brothers, i sense a great crusade is upon us

  • @pclamp8075
    @pclamp8075 3 года назад +8988

    Its funny to see that even Sonic is disgusted by them

    • @KhalilSonic
      @KhalilSonic 3 года назад +499

      Who doesn't?

    • @LordPupil
      @LordPupil 3 года назад +75

      Yeah

    • @hickory45acp31
      @hickory45acp31 3 года назад +341

      You're not sane if you're not disgusted

    • @LordPupil
      @LordPupil 3 года назад +36

      True

    • @browhy6868
      @browhy6868 3 года назад +96

      We must send in the T-34's to assist our glorious crusaders.
      FORWARD BROTHERS, URAAAAAAAAAA!

  • @creamysmith6846
    @creamysmith6846 25 дней назад +2

    Omg god why I don't think that's whipped cream and we f like rabbits 💀💀

  • @romanholguin9577
    @romanholguin9577 4 года назад +2708

    These crusader guys are really good protagonists

    • @Username-jc1ut
      @Username-jc1ut 4 года назад +204

      Roman Holguin I don’t know if you already know or if you even care but they are black templar space marines, loyal to the imperium, who travel the galaxy on a never ending crusade. From Warhammer 40k. Just in case you were wondering.

    • @germangamer7377
      @germangamer7377 4 года назад +44

      basically Teutonic Knights/Knights Hospitaler IN SPEHSS.

    • @MrAngerissues1
      @MrAngerissues1 4 года назад +18

      Roman, have you not heard the word of the Adeptus Ministourum?! All hail the Omnissiah!

    • @mugmanhasyoursoul
      @mugmanhasyoursoul 4 года назад +19

      If I'm asked,I will join them(The Crusaders)

    • @RuhRohRagger
      @RuhRohRagger 4 года назад +2

      400th like

  • @ROFLobster4884
    @ROFLobster4884 4 года назад +968

    Is “Black Templar’s destroy everything” a sub-genre now? XD

    • @dimitributch4741
      @dimitributch4741 4 года назад +14

      Zachary Dom yes

    • @vjay1381
      @vjay1381 4 года назад +53

      Zachary Dom no, it’s a primary mission

    • @Mechabang
      @Mechabang 4 года назад +3

      Zachary Dorn?

    • @DJLardAss
      @DJLardAss 4 года назад +2

      i dont get the warhammer reference plz explain

    • @ROFLobster4884
      @ROFLobster4884 4 года назад +28

      Vapor Sinister Black Templar’s are one of the more... zealous... of the chapters when it comes to purging Xenos, heretics and mutants. Essentially, if it isn’t human, (Or in many cases even if it is,) they’re gonna kill it with extreme zeal.

  • @unnamed1613
    @unnamed1613 2 года назад +6155

    To those who are sorry for Eggmen, since he isn´t furry:
    "He who allows the alien to live shares in the crime of its existence." -Inquisitor Apollyon, Ordo Xenos

    • @dragonhearted7761
      @dragonhearted7761 2 года назад +281

      Didnt he try to kill sonic multiple times?

    • @JohnSmith-jz2ke
      @JohnSmith-jz2ke 2 года назад +156

      But he’s trying to kill sonic and the rest.

    • @nicak777alex9
      @nicak777alex9 2 года назад +231

      And for those of you who falsely claim that the Black Templars don't follow the Codex Astartes:
      The Codex specifices that a Chapter doesn't have a recruitment limit while in the middle of a crusade, and since the Black Templars are ALWAYS in a crusade, they are technically not violating any Codex Astartes rule !

    • @generalalduin9548
      @generalalduin9548 2 года назад +155

      To be fair, he did *try* to kill Sonic and his friends for years.
      But due to his incompetence, he allowed these Xenos to taint mankind’s birth right for far too long. That, along with his overzealous love for technology leading him to tech heresy, is why the Astarte executed him.

    • @unnamed1613
      @unnamed1613 2 года назад +105

      @@generalalduin9548 "There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court. A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time."
      -Lord Inquisitor Fyodor Karamazov

  • @lmno567
    @lmno567 22 дня назад +1

    Remember that Sega was way more cool with how they handled this than Ludo Studios.

  • @shadowofdread7018
    @shadowofdread7018 4 года назад +436

    I really hope this becomes a series. These are hilarious. The “do my ass” part made me cry from laughing

    • @snowtwig
      @snowtwig 4 года назад +12

      Oh please God let it become a series!! Its perfect

    • @thedeependschanger1089
      @thedeependschanger1089 4 года назад +5

      I third this! BROTHERS!

    • @n0tkilla471
      @n0tkilla471 4 года назад +4

      I fourth this brothers!

    • @driedpiss7180
      @driedpiss7180 4 года назад

      I fifth this brothers. Let the blood fest of the degenerates continue on! Burn in holy fire!

    • @Raptor501st
      @Raptor501st 4 года назад +1

      I sixth this with all my might! BATTLE BROTHERS!! Spess mureens, today the enemeh is at our door...

  • @chrishill3536
    @chrishill3536 4 года назад +563

    love how you use black templar the most angry space marine chapter ever.

    • @Ellis.04
      @Ellis.04 4 года назад +38

      They should ally with the Angry Marines in Part 3.

    • @aceous99
      @aceous99 4 года назад +3

      its cuz they black?

    • @chrishill3536
      @chrishill3536 4 года назад +30

      @@aceous99 no it just this one chapter have angry issues.

    • @NorHeadHunter
      @NorHeadHunter 4 года назад +38

      @@aceous99 The Salamanders have literally coal black skin and they are the bro'est of Space Marines.

    • @cruzwindu777deffsff4
      @cruzwindu777deffsff4 4 года назад +41

      @@NorHeadHunter ''The Salamanders have literally coal black skin and they are the bro'est of Space Marines.''
      Praise be the Salamanders, one of the few Chapters that actually care to not shoot us poor humans in their crossfires.

  • @antroz321703
    @antroz321703 4 года назад +1337

    Furries: the Black Templar’s greatest enemies.

    • @vicentesilvah.9880
      @vicentesilvah.9880 4 года назад +24

      They are like the Skavens, but real

    • @FLAMINGFOXFILMZ
      @FLAMINGFOXFILMZ 4 года назад +25

      Humanities greatest enemy

    • @UndeadDragonWarrior
      @UndeadDragonWarrior 4 года назад +2

      But can you be sure they're not already in their . . . Autistic ranks

    • @alexnestel9894
      @alexnestel9894 4 года назад +3

      Upset Groceries so when are they gonna talk to the space corgis?

    • @supercellodude
      @supercellodude 4 года назад +6

      when the imperium discovers that fenris is host to ... furry daemons

  • @mabhussaini3464
    @mabhussaini3464 7 месяцев назад +8

    3:49 lol lol Scary cat😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tristanbeer1257
    @tristanbeer1257 4 года назад +1326

    Poor Sonic. Even a Mutant like him doesn't deserve to be abducted by those vile, Slaneesh worshiping Abominations.

    • @thatonenightsentinel2328
      @thatonenightsentinel2328 4 года назад +32

      Tristan Beer
      Dude not even slaneesh goes near those things-(ahem) I-I assume...NOT A HERETIC ALL RIGHT!

    • @senpie9087
      @senpie9087 4 года назад +23

      Tristan Beer inb4,he's gonna be used as a breeding tool for more abominations

    • @PaleCrayFish
      @PaleCrayFish 4 года назад +29

      Just realized that portal moaned every time it was touched

    • @lordoftoasters2748
      @lordoftoasters2748 4 года назад +4

      He's more of an alien than a mutant.

    • @Xannyphantom905
      @Xannyphantom905 4 года назад +3

      if they were following canon, Sonic would wipe the floor with every one of em

  • @wolfwing189
    @wolfwing189 4 года назад +2282

    so this is that astartes series everyone is talking about

    • @TheAzCorner
      @TheAzCorner 4 года назад +71

      Yes. Totally.

    • @Maskofanonymity
      @Maskofanonymity 4 года назад +76

      The codex does not support this comment

    • @damienmccuinn1956
      @damienmccuinn1956 4 года назад +38

      Jokes aside no, no it's not.
      ruclips.net/p/PLDNCCj46C34AgW7314tDcizn8qFcoENLO
      Watch the playlist they are fairly shot clips. Another good fan made is Death of Hope

    • @nalzeck
      @nalzeck 4 года назад +50

      @@damienmccuinn1956 no I'm pretty sure this is the astartes series people have talked about

    • @alexd.4808
      @alexd.4808 4 года назад +8

      lmao

  • @Pazenator
    @Pazenator 4 года назад +663

    I absolutly love how the Black Templar runs to the Portal, just literally says and goes "NO!".

    • @joshfrew3628
      @joshfrew3628 4 года назад +36

      NO, YOU DON'T GET THE JOY OF ESCAPE

    • @psychicmane7636
      @psychicmane7636 4 года назад +12

      Lord Kuuga oh god and hardened too yikes

    • @liamboyle7749
      @liamboyle7749 4 года назад +9

      Pazenator Also, when he kicks one of the furries away at 1:35 he says “GAY!”

    • @John-X
      @John-X 4 года назад +1

      @@liamboyle7749 1:33 XD

  • @caylya7869
    @caylya7869 Год назад +3

    I came back to watch and just realized that we never got to see sonic again.

    • @user-kn6rw6lx7h
      @user-kn6rw6lx7h 13 дней назад

      The furries are probably keeping him around for “morale” reasons

  • @thegrayfellow8164
    @thegrayfellow8164 4 года назад +517

    Black Templar Assault Squad: "The mutants take to the skies!"
    Whirlwind operator: "None escape the Emperor's justice."

  • @MrMarty0219
    @MrMarty0219 4 года назад +837

    The fact that Sonic threw Amy at the guy made me laugh my ass off
    Edit: HOLLY FUCKING SHIT I HAVE NEVER GOTTEN SO MANY LIKES ON ANYTHING IN MY WHOLE LIFE!!! Would this be a bad time to do a shoutout to my channel?

    • @Robohost1
      @Robohost1 4 года назад +10

      SAMMEE LOL

    • @wompisking1588
      @wompisking1588 4 года назад +21

      Fuck that had me so dead 💀

    • @haruttatlyan3584
      @haruttatlyan3584 4 года назад +1

      yeah I was dying at that part

    • @someone-om8dn
      @someone-om8dn 3 года назад +2

      A black templar space marine with propably an mk7 aquila armor

    • @MoKuZai
      @MoKuZai 3 года назад +1

      same i just couldnt xD

  • @ryanperryjasper
    @ryanperryjasper 4 года назад +472

    Them screaming in the cockpit is just the greatest thing ever

    • @Aluus
      @Aluus 4 года назад +13

      Yes! I loved that too

    • @skelo9033
      @skelo9033 4 года назад +1

      They are always screaming I think

    • @ligmanuzz2824
      @ligmanuzz2824 4 года назад +6

      They're just f****** raging and they're not even on the battlefield yet lol

    • @harryforrest6347
      @harryforrest6347 4 года назад +5

      @@ligmanuzz2824 Classic warhammer 40k

    • @JBXyooj
      @JBXyooj 4 года назад +1

      They're like Angry Marines lol.

  • @SonicGeekForever
    @SonicGeekForever 6 месяцев назад +1

    that point where sonic shouts to tails after he was blown up really made me rethink my whole life

  • @brazilball6352
    @brazilball6352 3 года назад +4411

    I feel bad for Eggman, he wasn't even a furry

    • @sirkrispy2088
      @sirkrispy2088 3 года назад +140

      May he rest in peace

    • @Shinobubu
      @Shinobubu 3 года назад +367

      @liam hernandez a rogue Tech Priest that committed many tech heresies.

    • @kaiserhundkek2531
      @kaiserhundkek2531 3 года назад +32

      Claiming the 69 likes award

    • @brazilball6352
      @brazilball6352 3 года назад +15

      @@kaiserhundkek2531 thx

    • @sirkrispy2088
      @sirkrispy2088 3 года назад +12

      @@kaiserhundkek2531 ur the chosen one

  • @KillinWithKi11Roy
    @KillinWithKi11Roy 4 года назад +356

    The third installment is going to be the Black Templars purging sonic OC's.
    MY MIND BEARS A GREAT PAIN!

    • @michaelsimpson1224
      @michaelsimpson1224 4 года назад +7

      Templars vs Sonichu
      Hell Yeah

    • @AfroMing
      @AfroMing 4 года назад +1

      Watch it all you want, it won't un-scar you. 😁😁😁

    • @shadowtear101
      @shadowtear101 4 года назад +3

      Templar vs Thundercats

    • @ricesan6809
      @ricesan6809 4 года назад +1

      Please

    • @Nidav3
      @Nidav3 4 года назад

      Star Fox

  • @bruhbruh753
    @bruhbruh753 4 года назад +1517

    “We will spade and we will neuter until there is nothing left” is the same as “Rip and tear until it is done” Come at me

    • @thunderchunkyxl
      @thunderchunkyxl 4 года назад +1

      Bruh Bruh true true

    • @berserk2297
      @berserk2297 4 года назад +12

      Yep half expected him to say "spay and neuter till it is done"

    • @andreamorciano1645
      @andreamorciano1645 4 года назад +8

      Against all the degenerate of furries we will sent onto them only you, rip and tear until it is done

    • @simonconagher6921
      @simonconagher6921 4 года назад +4

      Well i want to she the doom slayer in this

    • @pootrpan3117
      @pootrpan3117 4 года назад +4

      What the fuck is you’re profile picture

  • @heatherzwig
    @heatherzwig Год назад +1

    The reason why Eggman doesn't want Sonic to die is because he wouldn't even be a villain if there was no hero to stop him. And Sonic wouldn't be a hero if there wasn't a villain to create trouble.
    Also Sonic characters are Mobians so these furry murderers have misunderstood.

  • @frostbitethewhiteknight6742
    @frostbitethewhiteknight6742 4 года назад +753

    "We will spay, and we will neuter, UNTIL THERE IS NOTHING LEFT!"
    That is now my most favorite quote to say to furries.

    • @mrmcraven3428
      @mrmcraven3428 4 года назад +33

      Normally I would just laugh at that line but hearing it come from a spacemarine its just somehow actually badass.

    • @loganquinn5912
      @loganquinn5912 4 года назад +3

      Spay*. If you wanna make a proper hate comment at least get the word correct. Have fun now :)

    • @samfisher909
      @samfisher909 4 года назад +10

      @@loganquinn5912 Literally nobody asked you, I don't get people like you

    • @loganquinn5912
      @loganquinn5912 4 года назад +2

      @@samfisher909 and I dont get people who have to shit on others for no fuckin reason. Especially now in a time where a lot of shit is being ruined for people cause of a god damn flu.

    • @randomimperialguardsmanfor9342
      @randomimperialguardsmanfor9342 4 года назад +8

      @loganquinn it’s a joke, the animation is way to over the top to be serious.

  • @deltapine7902
    @deltapine7902 3 года назад +1627

    I love how eggman genuinely cares about sonics life in this

    • @sonicfan1800
      @sonicfan1800 3 года назад +62

      The reason why he cares about his life is because he didn’t want to kill himI think he just wanted to be a enemy

    • @dr.samuelhayden5408
      @dr.samuelhayden5408 3 года назад +7

      Even better to know that sonic doesnt care for amy’s bs

    • @DoctorPhileasFragg
      @DoctorPhileasFragg 3 года назад +23

      Eggman was registered with the Guild of Calamitous Intent and professionally arched sonic. One time Eggman kidnapped Sonic to be the best man at his wedding.

    • @gala-glitch8631
      @gala-glitch8631 3 года назад +4

      @@DoctorPhileasFragg wait when??

    • @DoctorPhileasFragg
      @DoctorPhileasFragg 3 года назад +5

      @@gala-glitch8631 This is nothing more than a Venture Bros. reference, don't take it seriously.

  • @nemelkache8596
    @nemelkache8596 4 года назад +484

    I like how the marine’s eyes get bigger after “SPADE”, then even bigger after “NEUTER”, and then huge at “NOTHING LEFT!”

    • @risottonero6995
      @risottonero6995 4 года назад +19

      RIP AND TEAR. UNTIL IT IS DONE.

    • @raylongoria3565
      @raylongoria3565 4 года назад +2

      Purge the Heretics

    • @dylansnyder2449
      @dylansnyder2449 4 года назад +1

      NemelKache they aren’t space marines they’re black templars

    • @justicetaylor2695
      @justicetaylor2695 4 года назад +1

      Also, did you listen closely at the end? The furry wasn't phased by what had to be censored cause he (or now it) said "Now do my ass."

    • @ravenzero7222
      @ravenzero7222 4 года назад

      I agree

  • @user-jj6wb7is9p
    @user-jj6wb7is9p 4 года назад +4782

    I honestly hope The space marines finish this holy crusade

    • @noob1saibot2
      @noob1saibot2 4 года назад +97

      Nikola Komanov why not join them

    • @CyberAztec
      @CyberAztec 4 года назад +115

      @@noob1saibot2 i will bring the snacks for the crusade. Want anything?

    • @user-jj6wb7is9p
      @user-jj6wb7is9p 4 года назад +75

      @@CyberAztec Ayo bring some Pringles

    • @Prince_Content
      @Prince_Content 4 года назад +14

      It will not happen for its just fiction sorry to ruin your fantasy

    • @DemonReaper105
      @DemonReaper105 4 года назад +20

      @@CyberAztec beef jerky with 6 pack of alcoholic root beer

  • @kevinphilbrick5784
    @kevinphilbrick5784 4 года назад +287

    This is the most accurate depiction of Black Templars outside of Alfabusa's podcast with Helbrecht.

    • @Maganac1
      @Maganac1 4 года назад +11

      Purging with my kin!

    • @thehavoccompany-a3
      @thehavoccompany-a3 4 года назад +10

      @@Maganac1 *_THIS BLOOOODSHED SOOOOO SUREAAAAAL!_*

    • @PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven
      @PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven 4 года назад +2

      No Pity
      No remorse
      No Fear

    • @godkingjacklee3065
      @godkingjacklee3065 4 года назад +1

      Darryl Draven No mercy

    • @Kravockian
      @Kravockian 4 года назад

      Gotta whip out my nerd real quick, the podcast would have been better with an emperors champion since it would have been the emperor arguing with himself.

  • @Bowfella
    @Bowfella 4 года назад +702

    The eye expressions of the black templars is everything.

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 года назад +27

      The yelling they make when they use the jumpakes are excellent too

    • @kenya6497
      @kenya6497 4 года назад +8

      They are the founding chapter of the angry marines

    • @thedashey
      @thedashey 4 года назад +4

      @@Sir_Bucket Jumpakes?

    • @wandowander9360
      @wandowander9360 4 года назад

      @@thedashey
      I think he meant 'Jump-pack'

  • @idraki_fly_in_water
    @idraki_fly_in_water 3 месяца назад

    sonic: hey tails want to mess with the portals
    tails: sure
    dr eggman:run sonic run
    eggman: *finds an egg mobile* sonic come tails come
    eggman sonic tails: *died from gun
    sonic survived*
    sonic:holy #### how i have to run

  • @elijahhadley4205
    @elijahhadley4205 4 года назад +504

    There’s two running jokes here:
    1. Space marines killed everything that isn’t human
    2. Black Templars are lunatics

    • @kubahavlicek1933
      @kubahavlicek1933 4 года назад +64

      Not jokes but facts.

    • @AlexxxMYLSince2013
      @AlexxxMYLSince2013 4 года назад +8

      Eggman was human XD

    • @juliusmoe-nstar8942
      @juliusmoe-nstar8942 4 года назад +65

      @@AlexxxMYLSince2013 He was a heretic who lost the way of the God-emperor, his blood is demanded for penance for his glory

    • @nilsingvar7319
      @nilsingvar7319 4 года назад +17

      @@AlexxxMYLSince2013 With that wierd head and body, at best he's an abhuman.

    • @AlexxxMYLSince2013
      @AlexxxMYLSince2013 4 года назад +3

      @@nilsingvar7319 all humans in unleashed were weird too, and those were the last humans that have appeared in the saga

  • @oldgamer1014
    @oldgamer1014 4 года назад +2554

    Space marines that hate furrys is the funniest thing in the world

    • @ricardomilllos5578
      @ricardomilllos5578 4 года назад +7

      🐸

    • @Qlipphoth
      @Qlipphoth 4 года назад +157

      Black templars are the right choice to cleanse Holly Terra and the entire universe from those abominable Slaanesh followers.

    • @atomicfox4390
      @atomicfox4390 4 года назад +23

      Damn im one and find this halarious

    • @cultofmegamind1826
      @cultofmegamind1826 4 года назад +1

      They already did

    • @mikeybetzold8174
      @mikeybetzold8174 4 года назад +3

      Then i guess im a space marine

  • @cris_crass
    @cris_crass 4 года назад +1139

    Me: Sucks Tails had to die, but at least Sonic's alive
    *me realising he got captured by furries*

    • @brunobrx3599
      @brunobrx3599 4 года назад +46

      And If the internet taught me something, is that he will meet a lot of porn, a lot

    • @humanhumer702
      @humanhumer702 4 года назад +9

      Not all furrys are a about sex

    • @brunobrx3599
      @brunobrx3599 4 года назад +15

      @@humanhumer702 i know, but the furries in the are

    • @memememe7081
      @memememe7081 4 года назад +31

      @@humanhumer702 Yeah, other's are about ball torture or furry fan art.

    • @blackcasco265
      @blackcasco265 4 года назад +42

      There are fates worse than death.

  • @randomstuffonline1264
    @randomstuffonline1264 9 дней назад +1

    They wont even let video game characters slide.