I like how at around 2 minute part I thought that the clip was about to be over only to realise that I have 10 more minutes to go. How tf does it actually keep getting worse 😭😭😭
Like the Game of Thrones history book I think my housemate bonked me with when I think I got too handsome with my housemate while blackout drunk but actually have no idea what happened that night.
My impression during kronii debut: "Wow this girl is so cool, her voice is lovely" My mind today: "Wow this clock woman is cool, voice is nice, and shes weird plus insane, fantastic"
I feel like sometimes when she talks like this, it makes me think like she had an epiphany or awakened to a new dimension but then didn't finished it, so that's why she asks these things. Poor kronies.
Me, yesterday: "Oh sweet, Kronii powerwash stream, it's been a while. Time for a zatsu and chill powerwashing." The tangent: Why is my oshi like this, man.. Blue woman's mind sometimes scares me.. (It was a great time though despite the cursed tangents. Also, the movies summary part at the end of her stream was pretty good as well, lmao.)
i love how Chat is both horrified by the worsening of the tangent, yet they keep encouraging her to keep going & see what happens (& yeah, I also would love to never think about NTR Worm ever again)
Okay, after watching this, I have two questions: 1- Did Kronii learn about this cursed conversations somewhere or did she come up with them herself? 2- What on earth did she ask Gura that day? I NEED TO KNOW
3:50 WTFFFFFFF 4:11 UHHHHHHH 6:11 Turn into a cat, would u still love them 8:10 INVITE A LOVE INTEREST AND MAKE YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER WATCH YOU POUNCING ON YOUR LOVE INTEREST AT NIGHT (yup that's what she said) 11:00 Kronii........... 12:20 Getting that ACTION GOING 13:49 Lmao jp kronii seiso
I had GG's stream on for background noise, which was redirected to moom playing doom, which redirected to kronii. I think the weirdest moment all day was the out freaking a ghost haunting you by stripping fully naked, walking on all fours, meowing and also trying to flirt.
Every time I see anyone go on a tangent, it reminds me of Oney and crew with their hypotheticals, especially the one in their Kingdom Hearts playthrough.
"Tomar, what would you do if your dear beloved wife, with whom you wish to spend eternity, turned into a pathetic disgusting worm right in front of you? What would you do, Tomar?"
Good on Nerrev, putting the Kronii asking people not to do any zoophilia/go much further with the joke. Fairplay, most clippers would bother editing it in
I had to miss this last night, so of course she goes on one of her most freaky tangents haha. However, I just know she can do so much worse LOL. That said… this kronie can take a lot of mental beatings. (This is not a challenge, but intellectual curiosity want to know how deranged Kronii can actually go lol.)
I feel like I've become more introspective and philosophical the more I've watched Kronii for all the convos she's had, intriguing or cursed. Makes me also wonder how many friends she's asked various hypothetical situations
honestly from the discussions she's had before about morbid things from the internet as well as the worst kinds of doujinshis i wasn't all that fazed when she went on that recent tangent
![[Hololive EN] Kronii is a 𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙄𝘽𝙇𝙀 pet sitter (feat. Gura, Amelia & Baelz) (English/Español [CC])](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/_nztNT6WfT0/mqdefault.jpg)
Kronii: Okay, i'm gonna stop now
99% of the chat: Thank you
That one guy: *Enables her*
Kronii: Ok, i'll keep going
kronii: 1 like and we go on a cursed tangent
kronii: (likes her own post)
kronii: say no more
Who was that psychopath? 😭🤢
Kronii's chat got One Guy'd
This is why "chat reflects the streamer".
I like how at around 2 minute part I thought that the clip was about to be over only to realise that I have 10 more minutes to go. How tf does it actually keep getting worse 😭😭😭
kronii moment
she really made time flow differently there
literally my thought process at 3min
same but at 5min
I was at 2:36 when I found your comment
Goes on a cursed tangent and instantly turns seiso the moment jpniki shows up. The audacity of this clock woman 😂
Starts talking in Genki
New Kronii fan: Hot girl and smooth voice, nice.
Veteran Kronii fan: Why is my oshi so cursed?! (Still love her though)
Why is my Oshi a dude bro
She’s just as weird as me fr fr.
thats why we love her tbh
@@Lesiantha still hot and still have a smooth voice too
@@Lesiantha she's too far gone, she can't be fixed (not sure she was capable of being fixed in the first place tbh)
Sometimes I wonder why Kronii is my oshi.
Then she pulls tangents like this out of nowhere and I remember why.
Yeah that's why she's my kamioshi. I have other oshis. But there's is nothing in this world like kronii.
She could turn back time,
To the good old days
I mean it is still good as long as its with our dear oshi
I find it fascinating that my super chat, being all innocent, started something so cursed yet fascinating at the same time.
Her brain truly works in a mysterious way..
Based
You created a monster...
All three perspective in a chain? Damn
I won't even bother asking "what is wrong with my oshi?" because the answer must be the size of a phone book
It's easier to answer "what's right with my oshi? " lol
Like the Game of Thrones history book I think my housemate bonked me with when I think I got too handsome with my housemate while blackout drunk but actually have no idea what happened that night.
"It's not as bad as the tapeworm tangent"
Kronii: *Thinks for a second* Okay lemme try to make it worse
She got competitive.
Perfectionist streak.
"Perfection means to top everything."
“ this isn’t about me anymore” she locked in😭
clicked on this while eating food, got to her talking about pimple popping, immediately regret my decision. ah
dude you were NOT KIDDING
it got so GROSS
Kronii is the warden of time, but can she see that it's _time_ to stop?
Of course she can, but she keeps going forward, cause time doesn't stop for anybody.
Time waits for no one was right there
My impression during kronii debut: "Wow this girl is so cool, her voice is lovely"
My mind today: "Wow this clock woman is cool, voice is nice, and shes weird plus insane, fantastic"
This is crap you think when you can't sleep and it's already 4 AM.
Me watching this at 4:30 AM: I feel attacked by this comment
Insomnia is a common MDD symptom. Fitting for the depressed grandmother clock.
Somehow awkwardly fitting for an avatar of time?
Title : Worst Kronii Tangent Ever
Homer : Worst Kronii Tangent... So Far !!
Body's mayonnaise.......Man i can never look at mayonnaise the same way again.Thanks Kronster
I think this is her revenge for running the blended sandwich gag into the ground and all the subway jokes. Let her cook!
0:35 I’m not the only one who thought of a certain lyric.
LMAO same, I thought for sure she was gonna go there
from what?
@@TakoGod69 Search up “my neck my back”.
@@TakoGod69 From My Neck by Khia Shamone
@jhoncreusora8574 look up "Richard cheese - my neck, my back" for a fun version of the song.
i fell asleep to this rant last night, i knew it would be clipped the next morning
"talk dirty to me Kroni."
Proceed to talk about popping pimples and stuff. And drinking blended sandwiches for a good measure.
I sat and listened to this whole thing while reading a book during the stream...I didn't finish that chapter that stream.
7:09 "'I'd rawdog the basterd" got me 😭
why is she like this....
This is the kind of videos I'm glad I'm ESL
I just hear words that I can't understand
commenter: no keep going
me after the tangent: OH GOD WHY DID YOU LET HER COOK
I watched 2 mins at the moment and I'm scared to go further...
I keep checking the progress bar, it just keeps going
I went 4 minutes in! I can't go on! I'm not strong enough!
Oh it gets SO much worse.
I love how someone in chat responds to her and she assumes its like the unison answer of everyone in chat.
it's literally the same as what jerma does 😭
I feel like sometimes when she talks like this, it makes me think like she had an epiphany or awakened to a new dimension but then didn't finished it, so that's why she asks these things. Poor kronies.
Just your average lovecraftian eldritch revelation then.
Me, yesterday: "Oh sweet, Kronii powerwash stream, it's been a while. Time for a zatsu and chill powerwashing."
The tangent:
Why is my oshi like this, man.. Blue woman's mind sometimes scares me..
(It was a great time though despite the cursed tangents. Also, the movies summary part at the end of her stream was pretty good as well, lmao.)
I think Kronii is the only vtuber who's managed to successfully inflict actual nausea on me on multiple occasions.
i love how Chat is both horrified by the worsening of the tangent, yet they keep encouraging her to keep going & see what happens
(& yeah, I also would love to never think about NTR Worm ever again)
Okay, after watching this, I have two questions:
1- Did Kronii learn about this cursed conversations somewhere or did she come up with them herself?
2- What on earth did she ask Gura that day? I NEED TO KNOW
Cursed/unhinged tangents like this are my favorite thing-
I love this clock
*3 minutes in
Me: it couldn't be THAT bad
*10 minutes in
Me: OH GOD PLEASE STOP THIS LADY
NEVER EVER ESCAPING THE PET PLAY ALLEGATIONS.
I was looking for the comment "a cat is fine too"
"I wanted some big class action. Where they would crack my neck, my back..."
Please no...
"My leg..."
Oh thank God.
what?
Slowly, everyday, we get closer to the mysterious question she asked Gura
I love my clock woman talking, she’s a good woman
"Can I say one thing before we move on from this subject?"
Time remaining on video: 13 minutes
3:50
WTFFFFFFF
4:11
UHHHHHHH
6:11
Turn into a cat, would u still love them
8:10
INVITE A LOVE INTEREST AND MAKE YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER WATCH YOU POUNCING ON YOUR LOVE INTEREST AT NIGHT (yup that's what she said)
11:00
Kronii...........
12:20
Getting that ACTION GOING
13:49
Lmao jp kronii seiso
From tea is leaf juice to body's mayo is something I can't describe with words
Body mayo made me sick, fried toads confused me and the no-bestiality-jokes disclaimer made me laugh at the sheer impact of Calli x Horse. Peak clip 🙏
Normal person: would you love me if i was a worm?
Kronii: would you fucking ntr me if was a worm?!?!?!?!?
This is what happens when Sally is not around. We get door-completely-unhinged Kronii
"A cat is fine too" - a legendary manga panel
I had GG's stream on for background noise, which was redirected to moom playing doom, which redirected to kronii. I think the weirdest moment all day was the out freaking a ghost haunting you by stripping fully naked, walking on all fours, meowing and also trying to flirt.
"Chat, i can fix her"
NO YOU CAN'T.
You're better off fixing yourself
She doesn’t need fixing
We love our Oshi 😂
When they said "It gets proggressively worse" they didn't lie.
2:08 never in my life have i ever audibly said EW so loud bro
Times like these, I wonder if it took less for Kroni to destroy Gura's smile
13:45 the way her voice switched to sound innocent
What is it about power wash that brings out the unhinged? Also, perfect timing at 1:18 for the ding to go off
Goddamn it I can't believe someone used A.I. to make Kronii say 'zooph*lia'
...What do you mean it's not A.I.??
I love how she turned her voice from hot lady to a cute little girl, when she started speaking japanese
i just clicked through the video and i could still see how badly this progresses lmao...
I like how she tries to shield the Japanese viewers from her cursed tangents.
And now I'm even more curious about that question she asked Gura.
You can see a pattern with Kronii taking things too far and then immediately regretting it 😂
second half is basically kafka’s metamorphosis?? truly an intellectual tangent
Coworker couldn't continue working after going to a Chrio, they fucked up her neck so bad she could barely work at a computer because of the pain...
15:43 Doesn't want to be uncomfortable.
This entire tangent.
When time has too much time on her hands....
this is the first thing i watched after waking up💀 kinda regret it but at least it made me fully awake…
Gotta love Kronii despite the cursed stuff she knows but we couldn't have her any other way. Thanks for the clips!
Every time I see anyone go on a tangent, it reminds me of Oney and crew with their hypotheticals, especially the one in their Kingdom Hearts playthrough.
"Tomar, what would you do if your dear beloved wife, with whom you wish to spend eternity, turned into a pathetic disgusting worm right in front of you? What would you do, Tomar?"
Tiny Ozama is still a gut buster to this day.
I dont want to imagine what is her search history
Good on Nerrev, putting the Kronii asking people not to do any zoophilia/go much further with the joke.
Fairplay, most clippers would bother editing it in
I'm pretty sure her most weird stuff comes out when she's playing this game... it definitely brings something out in her! 🤣
She let the intrusive thoughts win, and I love her for it.
I had to miss this last night, so of course she goes on one of her most freaky tangents haha. However, I just know she can do so much worse LOL. That said… this kronie can take a lot of mental beatings.
(This is not a challenge, but intellectual curiosity want to know how deranged Kronii can actually go lol.)
watching this unfold in real time was an experience lol
"Moving on from the gross tangent"... so that was a lie
I'm starting to believe that kronii really has some kind of relationship with nurgle
She's not trying to ask thought-provoking questions, she's trying to terminate all thought lol
0:35 "my neck, my back..."
my brain: ........ my [redacted] and my crack-
Oh my god there's 12 more minutes
she will never beat the allegation
I regret watching this while eating
And watching it in general
Man I love Kronii. She has quite a lot of Insight to share on some interesting subjects.
I now know beyond a shadow of a doubt which Chaos God Kronii feeds.
After hearing this, the pet play allegation is actually very tame.
"A cat is fine, too..."
The warnings were in the title and the comments and I still watched this while eating. Why... Also thanks for the clip.
this was one single uninterrupted yap.
The last minute or two is what ethical clipping looks like. Kudos.
Her gaslighting the JP bros and telling them not to worry about understanding the stream at the end is the funniest part
I feel like I've become more introspective and philosophical the more I've watched Kronii for all the convos she's had, intriguing or cursed.
Makes me also wonder how many friends she's asked various hypothetical situations
Kronii over here unintentionally auditioning for Phase Connect
That worm hypothetical is her audition for _Smiling Friends._
honestly from the discussions she's had before about morbid things from the internet as well as the worst kinds of doujinshis i wasn't all that fazed when she went on that recent tangent
"Tomar, what would you do if your wife turned into a pathetic disgusting worm right in front of you? What would you do, Tomar?"
the absolute audacity of this woman to end her ramble asking US not to make her uncomfortable by making it weird. wtf is in the water in canada???
Just some body's mayonnaise
She just keeps going...
Thats our lovely oshi ladies and gentlemen *bows*
There really needs to be someone around this women to put a hand on her shoulder and be like "NO! No..."
You know the stream is gonna be cursed when she's playing powerwash
"ma'am this is wendy's, just take your order"
Bunny the dog can use words and phrases to communicate. So more than nods and shakes.
I've watched this already, why am I watching this again.
I love her weird and gross tangents and philosophical conundrums
Kronii out here with the Gregor Samsa Question of 'What if's'
The kind of youtube video you avoid while eating