dating myself because nobody's son will

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @pinkpretty26
    @pinkpretty26 Год назад +1166

    when Alana posts>>>

  • @SanaHussain-ti8ov
    @SanaHussain-ti8ov Год назад +690

    “Why the frick is the public out in public “ 😂😂😂I love Alana so much

  • @winterwraith8339
    @winterwraith8339 Год назад +474

    Guess this just goes to show that some people are so beautiful that no one asks them out assuming theyre taken

    • @chrisjfox8715
      @chrisjfox8715 Год назад +56

      All the more reason to just get into the habit of talking to people. No agenda other than exercising that social muscle. You never know who you meet and where it’ll lead

    • @DSnake655
      @DSnake655 Год назад +19

      Yeah, unfortunately that's the way it goes some times. Every guy looks at that face of hers, and just goes *Come on, she's someone else's.*

    • @chrisjfox8715
      @chrisjfox8715 Год назад +8

      @@ilovecats081 you can't go through life assuming the worst in people and expecting to get the most out of it. All you can do is take things one day at a time and follow your instincts... Constantly keeping walls up 24/7 gets to a point where, sure, it may increase your chances of not getting hurt but it damn sure *guarantees* that you won't be fully living the life you have.

    • @chrisjfox8715
      @chrisjfox8715 Год назад +2

      @@ilovecats081 respect

    • @_itsholly
      @_itsholly Год назад +1

      That could be a mindset from the person themselves like our internal beliefs and perspectives and stories that we tell ourselves from our experiences matter like lol I have experienced alot of rejection bc as a kid I always felt left out and the odd one out and also been rejected by many crushes bc I assumed they would which is what pushed me to find mindset work bc this cant carry on my entire life and I refuse to be jaded

  • @AFCBTD
    @AFCBTD Год назад +67

    “Fine. I’ll do it myself” - thanos

  • @Allaboutbarbiedolls
    @Allaboutbarbiedolls Год назад +321

    If this isn’t the definition of introvert I don’t know what is 😂

  • @SUM41Y4
    @SUM41Y4 Год назад +194

    Alana I'm actually so jealous...your skin looks amazing...it's actually glowing I cant- 😭😭

  • @MysteriousBoxOfLunch
    @MysteriousBoxOfLunch 10 месяцев назад +10

    “I’m literally so alone right now” *continues to dance happily* literally the most relatable thing I’ve seen all day ❤❤❤

  • @hearts444hans
    @hearts444hans Год назад +171

    she's so hilarious for no reason yet every reason i can't 😭🫶😋

    • @Nightmare_Nebula
      @Nightmare_Nebula 11 месяцев назад

      Ok this comment would have been acceptable if it won’t for the last emoji…💀 “LMAO!! 🤣🤣”

  • @shayeconway3549
    @shayeconway3549 Год назад +104

    alana's in her swiftie era rn and i'm so here for it

  • @claire-fishy
    @claire-fishy Год назад +70

    You are literally my twin when it comes to shopping, I’m always so scared to spend the money I earned and if someone so much LOOKS at me a certain way I leave asap 😭

  • @christinarivas8888
    @christinarivas8888 Год назад +25

    The social anxiety is so relatable.

  • @Awixx.
    @Awixx. 3 месяца назад +3

    2:36 WOW she’s really good!

  • @stellapiper1638
    @stellapiper1638 Год назад +65

    We love a fellow swiftie also this is the most relatable video ever

  • @suhana-78
    @suhana-78 10 месяцев назад +48

    alana: "i'm literally so alone right now"😄
    *dances*

  • @itshannahforreal
    @itshannahforreal Год назад +73

    girl is literally the embodiment of effortless humor , ILY ALANA 💕

  • @kaela.merrill
    @kaela.merrill Год назад +8

    0:15 wait she’s gorgeous all the time but like that smile was so stunning

  • @alwaysbeurfav
    @alwaysbeurfav Год назад +31

    Alana’s edits are unmatched 😭😭

  • @fungaljungal
    @fungaljungal Год назад +4

    1:10 ANIMAL JAM MUSIC!! LITERALLY MY CHILDHOOD

  • @taylorsversion1433
    @taylorsversion1433 Год назад +20

    ALANA YOU NEED TO KEEP READING THE CHEAT SHEET ITS MY FAV ROMANCE BOOK EVER!! it was SO cute!
    Also I didn't know know you liked harry and taylor! they're my fav artists! ily!

    • @AlanaLintao
      @AlanaLintao  Год назад +22

      BRUHH the first 2 chapters were so corny to me 😭 BUT im gonna follow through for you 😍❤️

    • @taylorsversion1433
      @taylorsversion1433 Год назад +5

      @@AlanaLintaotysm i hope you like it!!

  • @Malizastar
    @Malizastar Год назад +7

    its c crazy how much her channel has grown. Ive been here since 5 k and im so happy to see her grow.

  • @evafuller2803
    @evafuller2803 Год назад +10

    Alana is THE MOST GENUINE content creator on any platform

  • @killataly
    @killataly Год назад +30

    how does someone get so funny- had me giggling every 2 seconds 🤭

  • @madelinedupon
    @madelinedupon Год назад +29

    Me personally, i think I'll date my pillow

  • @perhapstuna
    @perhapstuna Год назад +40

    the way alana is so effortlessly funny makes me just AHH

  • @zmp274
    @zmp274 Год назад +5

    OML IM LITERALLY ON MY PERIOD AND HAVE THE WORST CRAMPS EVER AND MOOD SWINGS but watching Alana like literally make all my cramps go away. it feels as if im talking to a friend when i watch your videos. I LOVE YOUUUU

  • @AmaayaGrace
    @AmaayaGrace Год назад +5

    Alana is like the older sister I wish I had..in a good way ofc!! Whenever she posts you already know I'm clicking on it right when I see it!

  • @pearls_ytaccount
    @pearls_ytaccount Год назад +5

    Why she so relatable?!?!

  • @bea.ann3
    @bea.ann3 Год назад +2

    this girl is WITHOUT A DOUBT my fav youtuber

  • @evap.5121
    @evap.5121 9 месяцев назад +1

    this girl deserves the world honestly a gem

  • @Annajain384
    @Annajain384 Год назад +12

    An Alana video a day keeps the boredom away!

    • @n.e999
      @n.e999 Год назад

      girl bffr aint no way u watched the whole video 30 secs after it was uploaded 😂

    • @Gabrielle_2022
      @Gabrielle_2022 Год назад +2

      @@n.e999 She never said that she did. 😭

    • @notchloe23
      @notchloe23 Год назад +1

      @@n.e999 she never said that lol u good

  • @simply.sunflower
    @simply.sunflower Год назад +10

    alana. i found your videos yesterday and i have now watched literally almost all of them. you are so funny, and i’m so happy i found your channel! i don’t know what i would do if i didn’t!

  • @a11009
    @a11009 Год назад +1

    UR HAIR IS GOALS IT LOOKS SO SOFT AND SHINY

  • @bea.ann3
    @bea.ann3 Год назад +1

    the winter comment is so real bro. i only like winter for christmas and my birthday then after that im like ugh leave alreadyyy

  • @miaconway9652
    @miaconway9652 Год назад +1

    My happiness when Alana posts >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

  • @RubyTuesday16
    @RubyTuesday16 Год назад +5

    I actually love her sm why is she so funny ❤❤

  • @caitlin-y9v
    @caitlin-y9v Год назад +2

    WHAT IS HER HUMOUR! HAS ME CRACKING UP AT 3:00AM FR💀💀ILY SO MUCH ALANA

  • @jackie4233
    @jackie4233 Год назад +2

    WHEN ALANA POSTS>>>

  • @Katielives.
    @Katielives. 4 месяца назад

    NAHHHH SHES TOO UNDERRATED. GIRL U RE PRECIOUS PRECIOUS.

  • @addymcg
    @addymcg Год назад +1

    the people we meet on vacation is so good i was listening to right where you left me as i read and cried a lot

  • @daisyjohnson8433
    @daisyjohnson8433 Год назад +3

    This is so queen of u

  • @Summer_tan
    @Summer_tan 3 месяца назад +1

    I need a book vlog and when you were talking abt Taylor I kept on thinking abt how Taylor sang “I wouldn’t marry me either” and that just fits this so much🤭

  • @miabia.
    @miabia. Год назад +2

    stop Alana ur the funniest person alive. when u post I'm literally so happy. ❤😂

  • @LaptapGamer
    @LaptapGamer Год назад +4

    “It’s like my eyes are reading it, but not my mind.”
    I have never related to anything more, I’ll reread the same page 4 times because I have no idea what I just read and I’m thinking about Taco Bell or something 😭

  • @Livaestheticofc
    @Livaestheticofc 3 месяца назад +1

    3:48 THE TRUE BEAUTY BOOK IN THE BACK🤭

  • @Jane101-j9g
    @Jane101-j9g 7 месяцев назад +1

    "I only like it for Christmas and then it just gets Deppresing" this girl is too relatable ❤

  • @two_heartz
    @two_heartz Год назад +2

    she always makes my day better🫶🏼🤞🏼

  • @kindadone9004
    @kindadone9004 Год назад +2

    what the slay is this channel?! too good, too good.

  • @Logan-wx3mz
    @Logan-wx3mz Год назад +1

    i live for her posts istg

  • @mediamal
    @mediamal Год назад +2

    i love you so much 😭😭

  • @eily6810
    @eily6810 Год назад +4

    I know it’s going to be a good day when Alana posts 💪🏼

  • @TheKewlOne
    @TheKewlOne Месяц назад +1

    The winter part is so real😭

  • @cora.f
    @cora.f Год назад +1

    "and its not taylor swift so i don't want to listen" literally so real

  • @Izisthecoolestperson
    @Izisthecoolestperson 9 месяцев назад

    BEACH READ IS SO GOOD ITS A BIT DEPRESSING IN THE START BUT ITS AMAZINGGGG

  • @Yourfav_brunetteee
    @Yourfav_brunetteee Год назад +1

    I CANNOT- ILYSMM LIKEE YOU ARE THE REASON IM ALIVE ❤

  • @Nightmare_Nebula
    @Nightmare_Nebula 11 месяцев назад +1

    I just have to say.. This channel is one of the most wonderful gifts one could have asked for this year! 🤭

  • @hannahong
    @hannahong Год назад

    3:28 YES START PLAYING TENNIS 😍😍 tennis is fr so fun w friends

  • @DSnake655
    @DSnake655 Год назад +12

    I speak for all my fellow guys when I tell you you're *gorgeous*. Like someone else said, they all just presume you're taken.
    😍

    • @andrewfreiji4647
      @andrewfreiji4647 5 месяцев назад

      I don't even believe nobody has asked her out. Or at least for her number. I don't

  • @FlwersKira
    @FlwersKira Год назад +1

    Bro I was playing sims 4 AND TELL ME WHY IT WAS TRYING TO BE EPISODE 💀💀 I WAS LITERALLY SHARTING FROM LAUGHTER WHILE ON THE PHONE WITH MY FRIEND!! ANYWAY YOUR VIDEOS ARE THE BEST

  • @marlos4534
    @marlos4534 Год назад +1

    you’re the only youtube that actually makes me laugh out loud. I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW UR SO FUNNYYY❤❤❤

  • @evie7914
    @evie7914 Год назад +1

    YESSS SHE POSTED AND I HAVE NOTHING TO DO YEAHHH

  • @ja3kiem501
    @ja3kiem501 Год назад +1

    i was rewatching your vids so i’m glad you came out w a new vid 😍🤞

  • @vor6126
    @vor6126 Год назад +1

    This editing is giving VIBES

  • @heyheyheyheyheyheyheyyyyyyyy
    @heyheyheyheyheyheyheyyyyyyyy Год назад +3

    I HAVE NEVER WATCH A VLOG THAT IM NOT BORED FROM FOR A ONE SECNOD

  • @Lilly_Loves_You
    @Lilly_Loves_You Год назад +2

    Alana’s reactions to everything is so real

  • @kneeycapss
    @kneeycapss Год назад +2

    STOP IS THAT ANIMAL JAM MUSIC??????😭 THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD

  • @thebtrhedgehogg
    @thebtrhedgehogg Год назад +1

    literally makes my day every time she uploads a video😭😩

  • @Isobelbea
    @Isobelbea 11 месяцев назад

    ALANA WAS SO REAL FOR ADDING THE MAZE RUNNER CAST CLIP IN THE BEGINNING

  • @Alina-jw6rr
    @Alina-jw6rr Год назад

    BRO I JUST REALISED HOW MUCH UR CHANNEL HAS GROWN!! i started following you at under 50k

  • @violetsgamingunicorn396
    @violetsgamingunicorn396 Год назад

    She’s literally a vibe and I love it because same 🤭

  • @malloryfields6597
    @malloryfields6597 Год назад +2

    Another day another slay

  • @olgabonska8212
    @olgabonska8212 Год назад +1

    This is literally my comfort video makes me laugh everytime

  • @lilihayes09
    @lilihayes09 Год назад

    alana in general >>>>

  • @kokokoala4832
    @kokokoala4832 Год назад +1

    the most relatable video doesnt exi-

  • @undercovrbri
    @undercovrbri 8 месяцев назад

    happy one year anniversary to this vid, since then alana has gained 462000 subs! congrats Alana! :D

  • @Gaberina
    @Gaberina 8 месяцев назад +2

    I’m literally laughing so hard that I can’t even eat my breakfast 😭😭 love alana

  • @oml_09493
    @oml_09493 Год назад

    one of my fav youtubers rn fr

  • @Rndiekd3883
    @Rndiekd3883 Год назад +1

    “That is not Taylor swift so I don’t wanna listen” relatable 😍

  • @pebbles588
    @pebbles588 Год назад

    I JUST LOVE HER VIDEOS SHES MY COMFORT RUclipsR AHH

  • @tsugaru_solos
    @tsugaru_solos Год назад +4

    As a son, I would date Alana in a heartbeat ❤

  • @GHIBLITIBLI
    @GHIBLITIBLI 3 месяца назад

    Yk I always wondered how I got to Alana’s channel lol and she became one of my fave yters, like last years I was just looking for vlogs and I saw this video, and now this is my fave vid from Alana, and now I watched more, and now she’s one of my fave yters, love you ‘lana 🫶

  • @thisuser_spamz
    @thisuser_spamz Год назад

    Every time I am about to watch something I check if Alana posted
    Like seriously she deserves 1m

  • @datpotatoes4005
    @datpotatoes4005 Год назад +1

    I am sorry, but I love your music choices! I am specifically talking about the Animal Jam tracks.

  • @emdom101
    @emdom101 Год назад +1

    "and its not taylor swift, so i dont want to listen..."
    same alana, same

  • @iheartfearstreet7472
    @iheartfearstreet7472 Год назад

    Omg coastal granddaughter Fr, also you’d slay that aesthetic!!!!

  • @pearlscommentary
    @pearlscommentary Год назад +2

    Your videos seriously always make my day! Keep doing what you’re doing

  • @savannahbanana79
    @savannahbanana79 Год назад

    ur so real for this whole video
    also ur so pretty bro

  • @ivisteli7968
    @ivisteli7968 Год назад +1

    You are so pretty and have an amazing humor ily❤❤❤

  • @jojothetasmaniansassmonkey8866

    I SEE U WINDIN N' GRINDIN ALL UP ON DA FLOOR!!!

  • @GraceDean_TaylorSwift13
    @GraceDean_TaylorSwift13 4 месяца назад +2

    i have to listen to what ever Panera is playing.... AND ITS NOT TAYLOR SWIFT - to relatable

  • @juliacleary6464
    @juliacleary6464 Год назад

    just so you know, you're literally so pretty. I hope you find a man who treats you like the queen you are!

  • @allaboutive
    @allaboutive 10 месяцев назад +3

    Am I the only who noticed the true beauty book?😭

    • @jiminsmok6954
      @jiminsmok6954 8 месяцев назад +2

      YESSSS OMG WHY DID I GET SO EXCITED

  • @makaylehood
    @makaylehood Год назад

    i think you and Andrew Burris should collab it would be amazing y’all both have the best humor and match each other’s energy so well

  • @iamnotok_
    @iamnotok_ Год назад

    bestie ure literally so pretty. ISTG SO MANY PPL WOULD DATE U THEY'RE PROLLY JUST TOO SCARED TO ASK 😔

  • @scarlethunter9361
    @scarlethunter9361 Год назад

    I personally love people we meet on vacation it’s so good

  • @unlikelyenergy
    @unlikelyenergy Год назад

    “and it’s not taylor swift, so i don’t wanna listen” she’s so real for that

  • @klaudiaajackson
    @klaudiaajackson Год назад +1

    Alana ik it’s really hard to edit and post a lot but I love it when you do and you’re definitely very underrated and a very funny RUclipsr. When you post it makes my day and I wish you all the happiness ❤️

  • @evychittenden13
    @evychittenden13 Год назад +2

    Start tennis!!!!! I love it so much definitely the best sport ever

  • @aha-kw7qe
    @aha-kw7qe Год назад

    my dad just came in and stood watching the tv, laughed, then left. i think you earned my dad’s approval because he like never does that???

  • @magikallynx68
    @magikallynx68 Год назад

    fr the struggle of "hmmmmm do I wanna spend my money????" alana is so relatableeee

  • @Fandoms_moonlark11
    @Fandoms_moonlark11 11 месяцев назад +1

    The rat w/ AirPods at the beach got me