You’d think people in the country with trucks would be fit since they do farm work and shit. They’re some of the fattest people you’ll ever meet you wonder if they EVER move
They move all the time. There are many reasons a body holds onto extra weight. It’s not as simple as you might think. When you’re healthy your body acts typically. Many things can throw that off and cause a person to shed weight or hold weight excessively. Also, when a man is holding 100 extra pounds, he’s working much harder than you with every step and every breath. *I’m a nurse and a chubby chaser.* My mom was hideously skinny when I was growing up and there was no explanation. I suspect she had untreated hyperthyroidism also making her unchill leading me to be attracted to chubbier and chiller ppl. I think they’re sexy.
@@angelalighthouse9141 Yeaaa no it’s unhealthy to be 100 pounds overweight. I exercise very often and I’m in great shape because of it. I’d suggest getting in the gym so you don’t have to make up excuses like this 😊
I thought the parking job was to prove he could jump the curb and park wherever he wants😂 I’ve seen first hand the difficult places men have parked just to impress and brag about the “truck’s capabilities” No curb too high, no slope to steep🤪
@@JS-lz9gy I was just stating that pro customers at home depot cant park to save their lives lol. They literally park diagonally in a spot that's already painted diagonally. I get what you're saying though, lol.
This channel takes the best qualities of all 3 of you and ramps up the comedy way beyond what it is when you make things individually. These jokes are absolutely gold.
@@SirSquatchMan oh. Bit slow on the draw here. Lol! Well either way, that's my option. I'll bake in the heat before I choose AC over country😂 Edit: ya know what. I just totally read your comment wrong. Haha! Yes! Windows down, music up, and a girl riding shotgun😂
The guy with the minivan is the guy who’s embarrassing guys with trucks at the builders lot as he throws 4x8 sheets in the back covered and secure while they are out in the rain messing with tonneau covers, ratchet straps, flagging tape, and prayers.
My old ranger has a bed longer than my dads midsize frontier. But being fair he doesn’t like the frontier either. Nobody who actually uses their truck wants a five foot bed.
@@MotorcycleEnjoyer01 fair enough. I’m only 17. I have a 6 foot bed ranger regular cab 2003 xlt model. I’d like an f250 triton v8 for my work. My boss has one with 220k miles. I don’t mean any offense but for my work a longer bed would be helpful
@@huntersmith8062 that’s fair. And I can care less if your a Ford Chevy or a dodge guy. People like to make it a big deal for no reason. Beyond that I think every company does something well. Ford Inlike their trucks, Chevy has the corvette, and dodge has the viper and charger. I can appreciate all 3
As a Texan, this is almost completely true. Where is the "always have a pair of duck tape in my truck", or the "I ain't real truck owner unless I got a pair of duck tape in my truck" jokes? Great job, loved the video.
To be a true American, you have to find balance between being Murican and American. Then you will know true peace as your frequency aligns to the tune of the V8 exhaust.
Then there’s Europeans. hOw CaN aMeRiCaNs AfFoRd To FuEl BiG hUgE tRuCkS. i DrIvE a Vw PoLo. Also Europeans: i GoT mY g WaGeN tO 25o Km/H oN tHe AuToBaHn!1!1!!11!!11!
I live in Rhode Island and we can't just leave the nozzle in the tank, so I was holy shit! Wicked funny video! I've already subscribed, thanks for the laughs!🤣👏
WHAT?!?! So you have to stand there and hold it?!?!? Now this isn’t a lazy thing I live in the snow belt and the weather here gets nasty and hopping back in your vehicle is necessary while your gas is pumping!
0:48 Not gonna lie this is me 😂😂 1:15 Yeah my truck has a 36 gallon tank so people behind me hate me 😆 No country though. It's either rock or old school hip hop 😆
“County or air conditioning” is the most true truck statement I have ever heard
Word
Country?
@@barbieblue3336 yeah
What is County music?
@@thesliceyofthedicey6369 you can edit comments you know
“289, just like my blood pressure.” As a doctor, this made me laugh because its true.
You’d think people in the country with trucks would be fit since they do farm work and shit. They’re some of the fattest people you’ll ever meet you wonder if they EVER move
They move all the time. There are many reasons a body holds onto extra weight. It’s not as simple as you might think. When you’re healthy your body acts typically. Many things can throw that off and cause a person to shed weight or hold weight excessively. Also, when a man is holding 100 extra pounds, he’s working much harder than you with every step and every breath. *I’m a nurse and a chubby chaser.* My mom was hideously skinny when I was growing up and there was no explanation. I suspect she had untreated hyperthyroidism also making her unchill leading me to be attracted to chubbier and chiller ppl. I think they’re sexy.
@@angelalighthouse9141 Yeaaa no it’s unhealthy to be 100 pounds overweight. I exercise very often and I’m in great shape because of it. I’d suggest getting in the gym so you don’t have to make up excuses like this 😊
@@angelalighthouse9141 im chubbier and chiller.
@@Willy72070 this is a good example of why i prefer ppl built for comfort, not speed.
"don't tell Trump" 🤣🤣🤣
“This thing gets like 8 MPG.... ecoboost though!”
😂😂😂😂
That “country or air conditioning” line is just SPOT. ON.
The terrible parking at the end is spot on. Haha
Especially the "pro" customers at home depot, lol
I thought the parking job was to prove he could jump the curb and park wherever he wants😂 I’ve seen first hand the difficult places men have parked just to impress and brag about the “truck’s capabilities”
No curb too high, no slope to steep🤪
@@JS-lz9gy I was just stating that pro customers at home depot cant park to save their lives lol. They literally park diagonally in a spot that's already painted diagonally. I get what you're saying though, lol.
“Good enough…” 😆 I can’t stand those guys!
This channel takes the best qualities of all 3 of you and ramps up the comedy way beyond what it is when you make things individually. These jokes are absolutely gold.
The fact that he’s wearing an astros shirt makes this so much better 😂 I live in Houston 100% accurate
Same
Me as well… this is SO true!
Trashtros
@@yuh.favorite Haven’t watched baseball since they were pronounced cheaters
Truck guys in Houston Texas are much different than truck guys from out here in West Texas. Big City vs Farmland.
"Biden inflating these numbers like he's inflating those COVID numbers" lol
Sad how it’s true lol
Lol
That part was factsssss and so funny!
Spitting facts😉
subscribed for this
I’m impressed with Brad jumping right in the truck like a svelte Olympic swimmer into the pool.
UNDERRATED COMMENT LOL
As a guy with a truck, this hits too close to home…
“But also no one’s hittin me since I’m in a truck and not a prius, heh 😎”
Hahahaha that's funny..I'm all for helping the environment,but I don't want to ride around in some toy car 🤣
Hey man our prius hits hard... 😆🤣 we don't even spend a quarter the amount on gas as most people either..
No one hittin' but maybe hittin' ON because a guy with a truck is 1000x more attractive 😂😂😂
@@megansinnett2003 now my tears are really flowing 😂 thank goodness I’m still WFH, saving SO much on gas.
@@ZeRunningMan lol well our dates we can afford a steak and refills on our drinks.. 🤣😅😂😂
Not towing anything just helping friends move couches made me laugh so hard.
Every guy that drives a truck: “GEET ER DUUN” (Southern accent).
LMAOOOO
Haha! I heard Larry's voice in my head when I read that!🤣
he forgot the third music option:
Christian country
Gentlemen, I believe there are only two kinds of music: Country and Western
In my case, its wind noise and exhaust. No radio for me
You forgot country rap. Especially if the truck is squatted
You aren't a full-on truck owner til you've jumped on the tailgate/bed, and start storing your boots upside down behind the toolbox.
This is one of the most realistic channels ever😂
"289 . . . just like my blood pressure."
Oh my gosh 🤣
I laughed out-loud at that line!
0:09 that noise is too real 🤣🤣🤣
Options are:
⚪️ Country
🔘 Air Conditioning
Why did I try to click the other bubble thinking it was a multiple choice question lol
@@lovinglittlejunior3061 lol
Third option is country and windows down😂😂😂
@@kaydincathey the country songs are about the windows being down.
@@SirSquatchMan oh. Bit slow on the draw here. Lol! Well either way, that's my option. I'll bake in the heat before I choose AC over country😂
Edit: ya know what. I just totally read your comment wrong. Haha! Yes! Windows down, music up, and a girl riding shotgun😂
"extended cab, extended bed, and i've also got an extended loan" lmaooo
I cried laughing! All truth NO filler. Sent it to all my “this is my truck!” friends and relatives.
"289 just like my blood pressure" took me out🤣🤣🤣
The upside down boots in the back😂 every work truck everywhere. It looks like a guy slipped and fell between the cab and the bed.🤣
I can’t wait for the minivan version of this
!!!
Yes! Lololol
The guy with the minivan is the guy who’s embarrassing guys with trucks at the builders lot as he throws 4x8 sheets in the back covered and secure while they are out in the rain messing with tonneau covers, ratchet straps, flagging tape, and prayers.
@@Bartonovich52 Bruh…stop its
@@Bartonovich52 Totally true.
Brad you are hysterical in all of these skits. You’re a natural! Keep going!
"Yeah I'm not getting vaccinated" Loved that
YEE YEE!!
The Biden joke had me rollin! 🤣🤣
"I wanna truck, not a mnt. Dew.." 🤣😂 u guys have the best quotes ever
As someone who has a dad, and said dad has a truck, this is accurate
Same we just got a truck lol
My old ranger has a bed longer than my dads midsize frontier. But being fair he doesn’t like the frontier either. Nobody who actually uses their truck wants a five foot bed.
@@MotorcycleEnjoyer01 fair enough. I’m only 17. I have a 6 foot bed ranger regular cab 2003 xlt model. I’d like an f250 triton v8 for my work. My boss has one with 220k miles. I don’t mean any offense but for my work a longer bed would be helpful
@@ryanrake2714 for an 03 the powerstroke is the way to go that model is the last model that are worth a darn, this is coming from a Chevy guy
@@huntersmith8062 that’s fair. And I can care less if your a Ford Chevy or a dodge guy. People like to make it a big deal for no reason. Beyond that I think every company does something well. Ford Inlike their trucks, Chevy has the corvette, and dodge has the viper and charger. I can appreciate all 3
Brad is the funniest guy. That's it.
“Country or air conditioning” 😂 This statement is too true
1:20 THE BOOTS! This is so accurate.
As soon as I saw that I was like “yea, that’s where they go”
Why would I get mud inside my nice truck?
Lol. You guys! It feels like I'm hanging with my goofy best friends! I love it! Keep it up!
As a Texan, this is almost completely true.
Where is the "always have a pair of duck tape in my truck", or the "I ain't real truck owner unless I got a pair of duck tape in my truck" jokes?
Great job, loved the video.
2020..Yeah,I'm not getting vaccinated..
The accuracy..🤣
honestly trey kennedy got a slam dunk on this guy i dont know his name it is a new channel but he really is genuinely funny
all three
Brad Ellis of Ellis Custom Creations. 😆 Cohost of Ghostrunners Podcast. He’s hilarious!
Hot dog!! Big daddy Brad!
😂👍The parking was hilarious! So accurate!!
This is the image we Europeans have of every 'Murican. Not Americans. Just 'Muricans. xD
To be a true American, you have to find balance between being Murican and American. Then you will know true peace as your frequency aligns to the tune of the V8 exhaust.
Then there’s Europeans.
hOw CaN aMeRiCaNs AfFoRd To FuEl BiG hUgE tRuCkS. i DrIvE a Vw PoLo.
Also Europeans:
i GoT mY g WaGeN tO 25o Km/H oN tHe AuToBaHn!1!1!!11!!11!
😂
@@westonbaccus231 i mean, i am a true canadian. I have a v8 f150 lariat 2021, ordered a mk8 golf r and im in the military
“extended cab, extended bed, and extended loan.”🤣🤣🤣🤣
The accuracy😂😂😂 Espically with the parking
I'm so happy my husband, who drives a truck is NONE of these cliches 🤣😂🤣
Because he has a Honda Ridgeline.
@@SpencerLemay I'll have to Google that one. He has a dodge ram
LMAO I LOVE THESE VIDEOS OMG
You guys, I love your colab channel! Salt of the Earth, honest, down home comedy. Reminds me of my pops. Grateful for you guys!
You guys are SO FUNNY! Thanks for these great videos! Kansans are the funniest.
I’m a truck and can confirm this is accurate
You are a truck?
@@barbieblue3336 yes
same
I have never sent a video to my husband so fast.
F stands for freedom🤣🤣🤣👌🏽
Jake’s burrito money$ and some for Brad, too!
The idea of paying $50,000 for a vehicle is always shocking.
Freeedooooom ! DUDEs ….. i wish i discovered this channel earlier. Thanks for making my day a little better.
"Rear view camera, I dont trust it" me everytime haha
That gas part is soooo true! Favorite part...inflating covid numbers! Lol lol lol
“Biden inflating these prices like he’s inflating those COVID numbers” 😂
I mean he’s not wrong
Spot on
Mic 🎤 drop here!
“Intensely Blasts Cumbia and Corridos”
This channel deserves more subs it's so funny😂😁
"saddle up for this" did NOT prepare me to hear about the "Freedom"150
The sunglasses joke really got me 😆
“Options are country or air conditioning” 😂
“What do you want to listen to - Options are country & air conditioning” 😂
The amount he paid to fill up his truck is slightly more than what I have to pay now to fill up my sedan! 😂🤯
“You know what Dodge means in the dictionary don’t ya? To avoid…” that would have been a first class line.
Which is interesting, because the 2021 Dodge Ram will beat the Ford 5-150 any day!
That is a clever line though
@@Lxndon11 #moparornocar
"3.5 Litre engine. Don't tell Trump." Hahahahaha, classic!!
The blood pressure joke was epic lol
Bro the “country or AC” really made my day😂
I live in Rhode Island and we can't just leave the nozzle in the tank, so I was holy shit!
Wicked funny video! I've already subscribed, thanks for the laughs!🤣👏
WHAT?!?! So you have to stand there and hold it?!?!? Now this isn’t a lazy thing I live in the snow belt and the weather here gets nasty and hopping back in your vehicle is necessary while your gas is pumping!
@@elsienicole5663 Exactly!!
When it snows here I keep "gas" gloves in the car.
But you're right, it's fucking freezing!
One day when you find a huge spider in your booth , you'll stop doing that. Happened to me
This one was freakin hilarious, keep up the great work guys!!
This is literally every brand loyal vehicle owner
I would laugh if this wasn't 90% of the people around me in a 25 mile radius.
The Chevy and Dodge acronyms 😂😂
“289, just like my blood pressure”
-that one guy
This was shockingly funny af🤣🤣
You forgot the "nuts" hanging from the hitch lol 😆
The boots are on point 💀💀💀💀💀
You three are all hilarious 🤣
Can’t Handle Every Variable Year… that’s the best line
F stands for Freedom😎🇺🇸 best line yet
You heared it here first folks🌯💰
still better than driving a prius
Brad is such a cutie! Loving the new channel guys!
Fuck sakes! Lmao y’all got my sub!!
The park over curb is trademark of American truck drivers
"Biden inflating these prices like he's inflating the covid #'s!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can we just appreciate the 4x4 super crew with a long bed if only it had a coyote it’s perfect
Is that the 3.2 or 5.2? Lol maybe the 3.5? Just don’t tell Trump
That's every guy with a Ford
0:48 Not gonna lie this is me 😂😂
1:15 Yeah my truck has a 36 gallon tank so people behind me hate me 😆
No country though. It's either rock or old school hip hop 😆
This Tundra driving girl is pretty much the same...with just a few differences here and there. LOL!!
I'm getting some gentle Chris Farley vibes. Brad could've been Chris's son doing his own comedy but with a little of dad's flava 🥲
1:12 nah this made me spit out my water 😂
Fills up on gas, burns half of it revving the engine, LOL.
Why are you attacking me though 😂😂😂
years ago a guy told me ''just remember dodge means to avoid''.
i never forgot that.
And "truck is same size as house" slid in there quietly
Sitting on the tailgate with your friends is the best
Truck sounds like a vacuum when he mashed on the gas.
Did someone call an Uber diesel? 😂😂😂😂😂
Bobby the bunny just took me out 😂😂😂 love the end bloopers
The backing up for attention is spot on.
Representing JOCO, my neck of the woods, WOO!
Santo Mac definitely made a good sale selling you that truck, String Bean! 🌯