Writing Chris Chan Fanfics in ROGUE LEGACY 2
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- Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024
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Oney Plays Rogue Legacy 2 for PC. This video of Rogue Legacy 2 Gameplay / Walkthrough was recorded in 1080p as a "Let's Play" or LP by OneyPlays.
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We have oneyplays cut away gags now
"Hey Tomar, remember da time..."
To be fair any time they reference something and the editor actually shows it for context could count as a "cutaway gag"
the future is now old man
Hey Cory remember da tiiiiiime...
Before GTA VI
Chris Chan spinning in his shower and time traveling is so absurdly stupid, I'm actually mad I didn't come up with that myself
I havent gotten to that bit in the video yet but I would imagine that Chris slips from spinning in the shower and then dreams about time travel while unconscious
The science speaks for itself.
It’s the inciting incident of Gulliver’s Travels but it all happens in a bathtub.
It's a common fact that Chrischan has mastered the Spin from Jojo.
@@pyrotechnick420naw man “the science checks out” imma about to try it my self. I do have a towel around my head for safety tho :)
Cory not remembering "losing my marbles" is making me lose my freaking gourd
I used to have this gourd that I filled up with marbles but now it's gone...
@@pyrotechnick420 That's making me lose me marbles!
Chris-Chan's life already qualifies as fan fiction.
Autobiographical fan fiction
Horrifyingly accurate.
The true American horror story.
Fan reality, hmmph
I made a video the other day that juxtaposes Chris with specific scenes from Eraserhead.
It's uncomfortable how well the two work together.
The Chris-Chan AI voice is remarkable holy shit. "The future sucks!"
2wo 2housands rotations and the science checks out 🤗
Not surprised considering there's so much audio of Chris Chan talking, you could train the AI perfectly.
It tracks so much with his personality! He spent his whole time as a 25-year-old reminiscing about high school.
the "God rest them!" really sells it for me lmao
Did Chris just do to the "It's Tomar" bit what Linkara did to the "Bat Credit Card" bit?
What exactly is so ridiculous and anger inducing about saying "That looks like Tomar"?!
at a convention I asked chris how's Bowlbo going along. He tilted his iconic trilby, looked at me with a mean glare, and yelled at me "It will come out when it comes out!"
chris may be a funny guy, but he is serious business when met in person.
We like that
He has become what he made fun of. Everything will soon come full circle
Chriskara
You could say that Chris is Bob's rogue legacy
No you couldn't.
@@CoolNoQuestionMark I know I couldn't. Too many big words
I like that they invited the biggest OneyPlays fan, Tomar, to play with them. His make a wish really came through!
how does he have so many wishes?
@@JEASOUAsooooo many diseases 😞
@@JEASOUA he ate a genie's heart
is he going to die?
@@PALACIO254 I heard that he said "youre gonna need more than three wishes after Im done with you" before wishing for the genie to do two unspeakable things to itself and using his last wish to command the genie to commit ___cide.
I can't believe this is the last time we'll ever see Tomar. 😔
I'll miss Tomar's iconic high-IQ use of slurs 😢
I'll miss his poor hygiene and iconic snail trail he leaves everywhere.
14:00 this freaking rocks. Cory. Is. EPIIIIIC!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
I am shouting from the mountain top. 😎
I'm loving FaKanza and his liberal usage of Armenian Cory.
Me my mo and am there now
RIP Kevin McLeod. Thanks Corey.
I'm tired of these internet celebs using their near infinite influence and power to have musicians killed.
Fuck him and his annoying ass'd computer music!!!
EWU Bodycam footage of Chris Chan being arrested just released on RUclips and it's gold.
EWU crew
Maculay Culkin has a pretty solid sense of humor. He had his middle name changed to Macaulay Culkin. So, when you look him up on google or wikipedia you see his name pop up as Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin. I don't know why but I find that gag so funny.
He could’ve changed his middle name to Culkin Macaulay so then you’d have to say Macaulay Culkin twice
He also hangs around the RLM set every now and then
the best part about the middle name change was that he let people on twitter pick it through a poll. one of the other options was Shark Week, and of course, TheMcRibIsBack. hes a delight
He needs to change it again so it's Macaulay Macaulay "MaCulkin" Culkin Culkin
Also he's married to Brenda Song (London Tipton) and they have two or three kids together.
watching this as my wife cleans up my funko pops that I dropped out of a joyous rage
don’t be silly wives aren’t real
I miss my wife...
your wife is hot
the hulk funko pop is bigger than the rest
@@nikkijones6070 so? I'm getting them all.
I can't believe Chris was forced to say that about the Tomar jokes. Sad Tomar can't take a joke and has to threaten his friends family and lively hood
Unironically think that everyone getting IQ testing would be hilarious
Since IQ tests measure pattern recognition across lexical systems, the crew would score fine. Cory and Adam may score poorly, because they're not good at what they're being tested on.
Now, pattern recognition across IMPRESSIONISTIC systems? Cory, Adam, and Lyle would score higher than the rest. That's part of where Cory's word association stuff comes from, and how Lyle can yank crazy jokes from his ass. They draw connections we don't.
Cory would score a -2
The fact the ai captured his stress sighs is genuinely incredible.
Macaulay Culkin was on AVGN, I really wouldn't be surprised to see him here
I like the idea of Home Alone's head on an adult body. Also give him a helicopter beanie and lots of closeups of him sucking his dirty thumb.
And replace the adults heads with babies. Brings a whole new meaning to “the wet bandits”
His pants also droop a little so there is a diaper insinuated but never confirmed
I like the idea of calling Macaulay Culkin Home Alone
is very good.
@@half-death8095 also green stink lines, yeah please make this happen yeah yeah yeah
3:28 chris used the medical power of the future to finally get a taint hole implanted
Hearing them talk about Chris chan again makes me smile like the cheshire cat
I had a vivid dream last night that I was hanging out with Chris and Zach in their house playing games (they lived together), and Chris decided he was moving out after 8 years of living there and told me I could have his room because I "deserved it". When I was done setting up and furnishing it I remember Zach going "this is epic dude. Great frickin job." That's all I remember.
I had a dream where I was at a water park and Chris and Zach were in front of me in line but I was too much of a wimp to talk to them
I had a dream Chris was balding really bad, I don’t even remember what it was about
I once had a dream where I was invited to a video but solely because no one else was available and they were so starved for material so it was a weird pyrrhic victory but I was happy
@@redcoinbandit I don't think that was a dream dude, Tomar has been talking about it in every video and Chris keeps yelling at him for touching the hairline
I had a dream where Cory was just punching my bedroom walls and I was paralyzed in my bed
Cory actually being decent at a game, with having many hours in said game? A world where Cory gameplay is enjoyable is a blessing; love that sweet June bee
I like Chris declaring the 'Tomar that looks like you' joke dead about 2 years after the last time anyone used it
When I was a kid, my parents yelled at me because of the donkey kong 64 pause menu music.
Shirley Temple would drown Kevin McAllister in the drink named after her.
She’d pour boiling animal cracker soup on his head
Ironically the first thing I thought of when they posited the fight was Kevin drowning Shirley in a bucket of Shirley temples
and he would say “objectively canada dry would have been a better choice than sprite” while his lungs fill up with red fluid.
Nah she wouldn’t even see him coming
@@na5794 That's the Good Son
Chris Chan's bodycam arrest is public. I couldn't help of OneyPlays.
Oh they probably watched it.
Tolmar has been squatting in my home for the past three weeks😢
Gotta keep those quads strong
how long is it until he legally owns your house?
Chris kicked him out of California. Pls don’t forgot to oil his beard daily.
Don't worry, we're keeping him well groomed/fed with cunkies & sugar water🙏
You think that's bad, Adam has been squatting on my penose
Chris: Who has the lowest IQ in Oneyplays?
Me: Adam
Cory: Adam, sorry Adam
Me: Oh...!
Cory still got that ol' Del Dominguez charm kicking.
Guys I'm having a monkeypox wedding next month
what if chris chan and mackulay culkin did a fusion dance and became sonikevin
rich evans would cleave him in one swift blow
A sonic with rosey cheeks and his iconic slingshot
What is this? Chris Chan and Oneyplays? Those are my two favorite things!
if only there was something round you could misplace to indicate losing your mind, like some kinda marbles or something
14:05 is the best edit in Oneyplays history
Brap maxxing 😼
i can't stop brapping!!!
The a.i. nailed Chrischans stress sighs.
Losin' my sight, losin' my gourd, wish somebody would tell me I'm fourd.
Cut my gourd into pieces,
This is my last regourd...
14:06 this brought me “such fun” joy.
Really love Oney plays and everyone. Thank you all.
Can’t wait to explore these critters wretched minds once more
The song Laid Back Guitars by Kevin MacLeod has no business being a copyright free song. It's way too good
the chris chan body cam footage released
Beloved Oney and Friends
oneyplays is so.. ONEYplays!!
Cory going Super Armenian was flawless
Wait until next season, *spoilers*
He uses the petara gyros to fuse with JohnnyUtah.
Uuuuygh! I love drawing gay porn of myself!
Um yikes. These guys (who made jokes about Isis) still have a platform?
Keep the fight alive, my friend.
Never forget
Erm
Oh hey its Tomar.
Tomar: I don't remember his name.
Corey: Max Keeble.
Of all the rolls that Alex D Linz has played, Corey chose one of the most obscure ones to use as a reference.
It's a shame that Zach won't be back since the incident with Trump. He kept saying the 3d printed ghost guns were just "For Fun" but no one knew what he meant at the time.
Good luck nearly doming a guy with an entirely polymer gun at 150 meters
@@lambsauce5312 you'd be surprised, 3d printed guns have come a long way since the first prints. i remember when people were printing shitty diy single shot derringer's. now people are printing accurate and effective copies of things like ar's, ak's, mp5's, glock's and even grenade launchers
@@TimMoore-gv7hu oh damn
@@TimMoore-gv7hu Did Zach *gulp* noobtube former president?
@lmaolol9357 nah, the news said that tomar was arrested for ordering a hit on the former president and that he hired zach, "the jelkinator" hadel to noobtube the former president in order to restore the great nation of tomarica
"It had WHAT?!" - Irish Guy
here before it gets taken down to get edited again
Please upload the rest of the chris chan fan fics
starting off strong corey
Jesus, right off the back I got a whiplash of nostalgia (critic) with just the mention of Max Keeble. That movie came out JUST after we had a big move, moving away from my childhood friends
One second into the video and Corey is spouting the most insane take of 2024.
The editor killed it on this one!
Cory saying Adam is the smartest thing Cory has ever said cementing that he's at least not the lowest IQ.
I dunno about that. Corey just likes to be a bully and that's something he has a long long long history with that he's admitted to doing with a passion and multiple groups of people.
The real list would be
1. Tomar
2. Zach
3. Lyle
4. Dave
5. Ding dong
6. Chris
7. Adam
8. Julian
9. Corey
The debatable ones are Zach and tomar.
@@Kishiwii top half i agree with maybe 4 5 switch but do not agree with bottom
@@KishiwiiPutting Adam above Julian....
“There’s some bark in those old bones” is the hardest I’ve laughed at oneyplays in a while
I love how Cory keeps saying “the 3 home alone bandits” when there are only 2
19:13 Arrow to the knee moment
14:00 The legendary transformation
Cory on half health, not breaking all background objects (main source of healing yourself): "Yeah, I've played this game a lot"
He has its just he never plays with full brain power and completely focuses on one thing
I need a whole series of Chris Chan fan fiction
"da future sucks"
Chris chan wouldn’t take their parents skulls home, they’d sell them on Etsy.
He'd
@@superdogsam6230 who where when and why?
@superdogsam6230
How?
Imagine some random Rogue Legacy 2 fan clicks this video, not realizing there's a Part 1, and watching a whole AI Chris-Chan bit and being like "So, this is what this channel does?" and the answer is YES!
this is a good and classic episode of the titular internet show "Oney Plays" I give it a solid 8.32/10.
Oneplays slop is my favorite slop
Wow, that guy sure looks like To- Lyle. He looks like Lyle, sorry.
Hey Lyle, it's you dude.
Lyle and Tomar used the petara earrings to become To-Lyle.
Cory properly evolved into Armenian Cory in this episode. First time in history.
Chris chan will be really mad
6:55
Cory: "-it had mix-"
Chris: "It had WHAT?"
6:02 oh damn I didn’t think they would talk about the chug jug king.
Chris Chan lore is the internets Silmarillion
Chris Chan exploring the future reminds me; in Sanitarium there is a sort of time travel aspect and in one level you become a cyclops named Grimwall. Not Grognak, but close enough. Anyway, you guys should try that game for BoneyPlays!
the imagery of corey evolving is incredible
Really messed up how that Tomar guy flipped out and held his trademarked gun up to chris' mouth. He didn't need to use those slurs, when he asserted -without evidence- that chris is responsible for what his fans do and say about him, "Tomar."
Now we need a compilation of chris' parents getting pissed off at video game music
I can’t wait for the Shirley Temple vs Kevin McCalister Death Battle.
thank you Chris for tearing down half of the jokes on the subreddit. We should find people who look like Cory instead.
...No more Tomar jokes...
*guffy
Shirley Temple and macaulay culkin fighting is one of my favourite editor edits. Good job Fakanza !
Edit: And Cory evolution
19:18 I’m glad we’re done with this joke
A truly poetic end to an era
Chris Chan might remove you from his naughty list now
I DID want cory to say gourd. Thank you tomar
"Too towsand rotations."
This channel really has me by scrote. I'm being drip fed the good stuff, always wanting more.
Ah yes. A new hulkmaster 777 episode
I'm losing my GRAPE
That Cory evolution was so next level LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Lyle! Lyle! Turn on the T.V. Lyle! They released Chris Chan's arrest bodycam footage! It doesn't matter what channel, FUCK.
8:50 corey turns away from the mic to blow the coom out of his nose
7:50 just trying to get immersed in the Degend of Belda
That gameboy lets play was awesome.
Ironically the Chris Chan arrest bodycam came out today on EWU Bodycam's channel lol
20:30
wow that looks like tomar
8:50 that edit actually got me
successfully yawned and talked with everyone understanding what he said
Can there just be an entire episode of chris Chan fan fiction