@@jarnorallimopo2932 idk I feel like a lot of 14 year old guys would do their cousin if they could get away with it. Maybe it's just because I grew up in the countryside where the hills have eyes but I've seen it happen a few times. Well not seen it, but heard about it. Someone's distant cousin from the other side of the country is coming over for a camping trip. Yeah freaky things tend to happen haha
@Lighthammer18 ...i see. Still an extremely off-putting though that I don't understand. Perhaps it's because my family is quite small and I was raised in the city.
@@jarnorallimopo2932 Absolutely the right decision. 👌 Highlights how it needs to be the certain brand, plus the added comedy of repeating the same word with the trademark.
@aaronkorkala True! But due to Turo's rambling nature, I tried to capture the vibe and meaning of his words instead of translating them literally. I tried my best to get into the Turo mindset, so to speak.
@@saygo-png THANK YOU, GENUINELY 😭😭 This video took me ages to translate so I just went to bed and forgot about it when I was done. I'll do it right away!
Nää muistuttaa mua niistä sinä tuuba paska videoista, jos niitä joteki vois selittää tai tuoda taas ylös ois aika hauska:D En kyl usko et niit oikei vois kääntää kylläkään...
I think in finnish law it isnt forbidden to marry your cousin? Im not sure? ... checked and it doesnt seem forbidden. I guess it just doesnt happen often enought for law against it to take place But I think me torturing animal to death was worse than possible incest at age where you barely even know what that word means
It's not forbidden! It's very much gross, very much taboo, but not banned by the government. And uhhh... yeah! You should get help for that. Treating animals poorly is often a sign of deeper issues. But thanks for commenting :-DD
Well, it's also legal to have sex with an animal in Finland. As long as it "doesn't hurt the animal". So I wouldn't put much trust in our legal system when it comes to sexual stuff.
@@GamikaneHad to check this for myself and according to Finlex it was made illegal in 2023 (which is still concerningly late tbh). 23.3.2023/693, § 14
@hittite_gaming Well, it's one of those things where you wouldn't think you'd even need to ban it because anyone in their right mind (and even most who aren't) instinctively know not to do it ... but then some idiot actually does it. That's what happened in my home state - of the two guys involved in THE INCIDENT, one died a horrible and agonizing death (died doing what he loved, I guess) while the other could only be charged with trespassing (I think) because, well, at the time there technically wasn't a law against bottoming for a horse. That was swiftly fixed once lawmakers realized they'd sorely underestimated the depths of human stupidity. Not that laws ever stop anyone, but at least now they can be charged properly if they don't die in the attempt.
@@Gamikane Like was the case with that one guy who would slip into his neighbour's pig pen to have his fun with the hog, the man apparently being the bottom, IIRC. I think there was some kind of punishment but maybe it was trespassing or breaking and entering or something.
As a Finn man, I can confirm it. So, I remember when I was moving from Espoo to Jyväskylä for 3 hours but found a market, I bought some snacks, haha. Driving for kilometers is crazy. 🥱
Turo is the quintessential toddler. He doesn't really understand conversations yet but sort of knows how to put his thoughts into words
That first guy was shooting himself in the foot more than a drunk policeman.
I love when the interviewer asks turo if the other kids can understand him and they all just appear, menacingly towering over the interviewer
He summoned them :-D
Rakastan vielki sitä kuin toi haastattelija yritti aina viedä tota keskustelua takas kouluaiheeseen, mut Turolla oli ihan muut ajatukset 😭😂
the little man doesnt bow to mainstream fake-news agenda :)
did we really just watch finnish brennan lee mulligan slurp excessive quantities of water and have a meltdown over a pack of ice cream bars?
Yes sir!
Watch that clip (and Stp-remikses of it) enough times and the universe starts leaking from its seams.
Nah thats irate gamer
Brennan's hair doesnt look like that
Future politician this Turo might be, he has the speech mastered already.
Turo did a better job in that interview than most adults
incest guy was never the same after that video
Honestly, I'd love to see a follow up interview! How did his gf react? I'd certainly break up if my partner was engaging in.... Alabama-activities.
@@jarnorallimopo2932 i guess we'll never know 🤷♀
mot the interviewer being like "inceesti bro 💀"
@@jarnorallimopo2932 idk I feel like a lot of 14 year old guys would do their cousin if they could get away with it. Maybe it's just because I grew up in the countryside where the hills have eyes but I've seen it happen a few times. Well not seen it, but heard about it. Someone's distant cousin from the other side of the country is coming over for a camping trip. Yeah freaky things tend to happen haha
@Lighthammer18 ...i see. Still an extremely off-putting though that I don't understand. Perhaps it's because my family is quite small and I was raised in the city.
The trademark at the end of Mars just makes it funnier for some reason. 😂
@turpasauna I'm glad! I was on the fence about whether I should add it or not, but in the end I thought the bit was funny enough :-D
@@jarnorallimopo2932 Absolutely the right decision. 👌 Highlights how it needs to be the certain brand, plus the added comedy of repeating the same word with the trademark.
finally, a full kauppareissu translation. i can finally die happy
🎉🎉🎉🥰💯💯💯
the interview with Turo would go great with some Oblivion music in the background
It really is like npc dialogue :-D
Turo is the most innocent child ever 🥹❤️
hes gonna grow up to be the old guy that rambles about random shit in their small town
"Me and Mihael just came through the vault" On klassikko
Sitä onkin pyydetty reilusti!! Se tulee varmasti nelos osaan
En muistanu että Turo oli niin söpö😭 ihana
>incesti bro
finally, i understand finnish
mars bar guy killed me
*[DRINKS AGGRESSIVELY]*
These videos are unironically helping me learn Finnish when it comes to it.
JESS KAUPPAREISSU MAINITTU
literally dying these r so funny, when you get time PLSS make more! This is very helpful as im learning finnish dsbjdhb
YOOO samesies! I feel like I'm learning more about watching these videos than actually living in finland for a semester lmfao
Yap on Turo
@@hd-bild1513 The original yapmaster 💗
Kiitos kun muistutit mua tuosta kauppareissuvideosta, ikoninen
Justice for kauppareissumies😢
i agree with the kauppareissu guy snickers is not edible at all
And Mars ice cream bars is one of the best ice cream there is
@@YesennThis. Regular Mars bars are disgusting though. And other way around, Snickers bars are delicious but i can't stand the ice cream
My question is why he bought them at all then lol
I lost it when the ice cream guy threw the box in a way where it spun perfectly around
Mars bar guy had me 😂
En ookkaan koskaan tajunnu et "maakki" meinais konetta :D jotai vekotinta kyl aattelin
8:03 not ”and then a regular driver” bro said ”and then i’m becoming a regular car”
@aaronkorkala True! But due to Turo's rambling nature, I tried to capture the vibe and meaning of his words instead of translating them literally.
I tried my best to get into the Turo mindset, so to speak.
I need a part 4!!!
bro yapped before yapping was a thing : DD
tämä on vettä seuraavaan
Missähä turo ja sen krossi mopo menee nykyää
eiks jätkä oo joku 11 nykyää?
I think he rode a bicycle in the hot weather (instead of driving) and for that reason wants to emphasize the distance.
Hmm, maybe! The sweat stripe is very seatbelt shaped though... either way, 8-9km is a long trip!
@@jarnorallimopo2932 I think the sweat stripe is from his bag, not sure though
@@dinosauriinluu I guess this will remain a mystery! ;-D
@@jarnorallimopo2932 seatbelt would be the other way around
@@tktspeed1433 No if you sit on the right side of the car
Damn, driving nine kilometers to go to the grocery store and being upset about it? We drive that far to get to work if you're lucky.
Finnish urban planning leaves people with different standards.
@ Was just about to say this! We're used to shorter commutes
KOLA OLLI!!!
turon uus haastattelu seuraavaks
Yks hyvä ois myös se mummo sekoaa :D video jossa se mummo huutaa tää on mun koti
Ei helvetti se oliskin hyvä!
@@jarnorallimopo2932 tai sit se opettaja joka sekoaa ja huutaa oppilaille että oli kampaaja ennen. Tai risumies. 🤷♂️
Please make a part 4
Turo wildin
reminder to add links
@@saygo-png THANK YOU, GENUINELY 😭😭 This video took me ages to translate so I just went to bed and forgot about it when I was done. I'll do it right away!
Mitä serkumpaa, sitä herkumpaa.. vai siis täh?
Seuraavaan osaan Turku on Suomen persereikä ja Hyvää joulua saameksi!
Trilogia kasassa.🎉
That kid was the creator of yapping
kauppareissu on kova
What was that song in the intro?
Super ok video
Uu
8.00 musta tulee sitten auto
Im going to be a car when i grow up
Kauppareissu tyyppi on komea, tai???
Jos teet vielä neljättä, niin ois jo aika saada jotain Ismolta!
Music?
The intro? It's a nightcore (sped up) version of a song called "Maija" by Kliff :-D I listened to it as a kid a LOT!
mitä serkumpi sen herkumpi
what's the intro song?
It's a nightcore (sped up) version of a song called "Maija" by Kliff :-D I listened to it as a kid a LOT!
Jos teet vielä ni laita pls Kissa putkessa meemi
intro music?
Nightcore version of Maija by Kliff
@wonkyelsa thanks
Nää muistuttaa mua niistä sinä tuuba paska videoista, jos niitä joteki vois selittää tai tuoda taas ylös ois aika hauska:D En kyl usko et niit oikei vois kääntää kylläkään...
JERRYYYYY
I think in finnish law it isnt forbidden to marry your cousin? Im not sure?
... checked and it doesnt seem forbidden. I guess it just doesnt happen often enought for law against it to take place
But I think me torturing animal to death was worse than possible incest at age where you barely even know what that word means
It's not forbidden! It's very much gross, very much taboo, but not banned by the government.
And uhhh... yeah! You should get help for that. Treating animals poorly is often a sign of deeper issues. But thanks for commenting :-DD
Well, it's also legal to have sex with an animal in Finland. As long as it "doesn't hurt the animal". So I wouldn't put much trust in our legal system when it comes to sexual stuff.
@@GamikaneHad to check this for myself and according to Finlex it was made illegal in 2023 (which is still concerningly late tbh).
23.3.2023/693, § 14
@hittite_gaming Well, it's one of those things where you wouldn't think you'd even need to ban it because anyone in their right mind (and even most who aren't) instinctively know not to do it ... but then some idiot actually does it.
That's what happened in my home state - of the two guys involved in THE INCIDENT, one died a horrible and agonizing death (died doing what he loved, I guess) while the other could only be charged with trespassing (I think) because, well, at the time there technically wasn't a law against bottoming for a horse. That was swiftly fixed once lawmakers realized they'd sorely underestimated the depths of human stupidity.
Not that laws ever stop anyone, but at least now they can be charged properly if they don't die in the attempt.
@@Gamikane Like was the case with that one guy who would slip into his neighbour's pig pen to have his fun with the hog, the man apparently being the bottom, IIRC. I think there was some kind of punishment but maybe it was trespassing or breaking and entering or something.
Laitanko 4 osaa se "ai vittu ku sätii"
Kuka on minttu haapasaari
Надеюсь чел всё таки получил Марс 🙏...
As a Finn man, I can confirm it. So, I remember when I was moving from Espoo to Jyväskylä for 3 hours but found a market, I bought some snacks, haha. Driving for kilometers is crazy. 🥱