Imagine there's a monthly recap meeting where Tazumi asks each of the big managers what they did that month and Iinchou's manager just says "I watched her get digested by a whale in real life"
I... i don't even know what to say... I don't knoow if I should be surprised with Japan at this point or expected that vore simulations shops would definitely be a thing there. Same goes for Mito, who willingly goes to those kinds of places.
Thank you for translating her "report" clips. Her non translated clips are one of the hardest for me to understand unfortunately. Seems like the Japanese she's using is more complex than most other livers?
It's more the way she speaks in these streams rather than the language she's using. Her language is relatively standard compared to others, but a lot of these reports are unscripted train of thoughts with no set structure (lots of pauses, repetitions, ramblings and such) which might be difficult to follow for non-native speakers.
I’ve had the same experience. I trained my listening comprehension mostly with easier to understand vtubers such as Haachama (radio announcer pronounciation, elementary school vocabulary), but consuming (ehehe) Mito has always been a noticeable step up in difficulty-now that I think about it, not in terms of vocabulary that I’d have to look up, but more due to her flood of words simply overwhelming my brain. I guess her rambling is a lot closer to real life conversations that native people would be thoroughly used to but people outside of Japan tend to be unfamiliar with.
Bible class: "And Jonah was swallowed into the belly of a whale..." Orca apartment guy: "Jokes on you, I'm into that" (edit: corrected, it has been long since i picked up a Bible, not with this level of cursed stories)
@@LironKabizon Coming back to this now I realize the mistake. Job was the man who God let the devil torment to test him. Jonah is what we call the man swallowed by the fish.
Place where you can enjoy Vo- wait what? Really? Japan never ceased to amaze me. At first I thought, poor Manager. But now, I think she's just enjoying Inchou's suffering xD 10:42 Iinchou's nervous laugh lol I'm just glad the owner is enjoying what he's doing, I hope he can grow his business even if it's quite niche xD
I'm not into vore, but I do like physical contact with people/things, so I could enjoy this experience even though being literally eaten alive isn't my thing.
I ended up looking for any more details I could find on the shop, and they have a home page and there's some photos of the whale. I am highly entertained and my life is all the better for it. There's so many options, and you can even add vanilla extract and bath soaps. Intriguing stuff. If not for the pandemic, I'd hop on a plane and give it a go. There's max time of 8 hours! I wonder if you can arrange for it to be an overnight thing. Thanks Mito! May you continue to uncover more mysteries of the universe.
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her manager deserved a massive raise lmao
this
... im sure her manager had a heart attack from the videos she did of her irl self...
@@RratRemi what
I always enjoy her report streams.
As a Japanese I’m always impressed by your 100% accurate translation which also delivers all the nuances iinchou implies. Keep up the good work!
This is possibly one of the worst things I've ever watched. 10/10. Subscribed. Hope you translate more Mito
Why is something that started out so cursed made me kinda feel wholesome by the end, which weirdly makes it more cursed...
Thanks for the iinchou translation, I love these weird stories of hers. She's an amazing story teller.
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Imagine there's a monthly recap meeting where Tazumi asks each of the big managers what they did that month and Iinchou's manager just says "I watched her get digested by a whale in real life"
No-one:
That one random comment: analvoreはいいぞ
wait, .............. itself or....... nevermind XD
I... i don't even know what to say... I don't knoow if I should be surprised with Japan at this point or expected that vore simulations shops would definitely be a thing there. Same goes for Mito, who willingly goes to those kinds of places.
I bet you could find one of these in, like, vermont, if you knew the right people
The business must be booming after that
8 seconds in and I know I'm in for a ride.
The moment i read Vore...I just shut off my brain and enjoy the TL.
Thanks for the new knowledge -that I don’t need- Iinchou 💕
Amazing translation! Thanks for the good work!
Thank you for translating her "report" clips. Her non translated clips are one of the hardest for me to understand unfortunately. Seems like the Japanese she's using is more complex than most other livers?
It's more the way she speaks in these streams rather than the language she's using. Her language is relatively standard compared to others, but a lot of these reports are unscripted train of thoughts with no set structure (lots of pauses, repetitions, ramblings and such) which might be difficult to follow for non-native speakers.
I’ve had the same experience. I trained my listening comprehension mostly with easier to understand vtubers such as Haachama (radio announcer pronounciation, elementary school vocabulary), but consuming (ehehe) Mito has always been a noticeable step up in difficulty-now that I think about it, not in terms of vocabulary that I’d have to look up, but more due to her flood of words simply overwhelming my brain.
I guess her rambling is a lot closer to real life conversations that native people would be thoroughly used to but people outside of Japan tend to be unfamiliar with.
Bible class: "And Jonah was swallowed into the belly of a whale..."
Orca apartment guy: "Jokes on you, I'm into that"
(edit: corrected, it has been long since i picked up a Bible, not with this level of cursed stories)
Fetish of Biblical proportions
YO HOLD UP THAT'S WHAT YALL CALL HIM IN ENGLISH?
How in the world did Yona turn into Job? XD
@@LironKabizon Coming back to this now I realize the mistake. Job was the man who God let the devil torment to test him. Jonah is what we call the man swallowed by the fish.
@@thegrim418 That makes more sense. The original Hebrew version is Yona
Wasnt it Jonah/Jonas? I forgot which one but something along those lines
Mito's the best, thanks for the translations
I do not know how she has the bravery to do this shit but I applaud?) her I guess
Place where you can enjoy Vo- wait what? Really? Japan never ceased to amaze me.
At first I thought, poor Manager. But now, I think she's just enjoying Inchou's suffering xD
10:42 Iinchou's nervous laugh lol
I'm just glad the owner is enjoying what he's doing, I hope he can grow his business even if it's quite niche xD
There needs to be an anime based on Mito and her stories.
I'm not into vore, but I do like physical contact with people/things, so I could enjoy this experience even though being literally eaten alive isn't my thing.
Poor manager......
Thanks as always for the superb translation. Always great to be able to hear iinchou's fantastical stories
I ended up looking for any more details I could find on the shop, and they have a home page and there's some photos of the whale. I am highly entertained and my life is all the better for it. There's so many options, and you can even add vanilla extract and bath soaps. Intriguing stuff. If not for the pandemic, I'd hop on a plane and give it a go. There's max time of 8 hours! I wonder if you can arrange for it to be an overnight thing.
Thanks Mito! May you continue to uncover more mysteries of the universe.
Lol imagine the manager periodically pressing on the tail for 8 hours. He must be really enthusiastic about his job.
Can you share the link or what to google? I'd really like to see pictures of the whale setup.
I mean, if something is going to eat me. The least I hope is for it to be a dragon
oh poor manager
Not into vore, but i feel like experiencing this would be amazing no matter your preference. Unless you're claustrophobic, I guess.
It kinda sounded like a Full body massage when she got squeezed
Truly unparalleled. 🤣💯💪
At some point my brain shut off and went "lolwut"
awesome
Lmao nothing is ever boring with her 😂
There's more than a few...interesting ones in Nijisanji, but Mito is in a league of her own.
as someone into vore this is really fucking cute :]
That's a clever title
Wow everyday I learn something new indeed...
first time i heard about this fetish and iinchou already go to experienced it
Japan: The Land of The Rising Fetish
Im suprised there wasnt any vore place like this with attack on titan as the theme
How do u develop such a fetish in the first place 😆
Watch a few Don Bluth cartoons as a kid and just let that fester in the back of your mind until you're older
sasuga mito
I'm not into this, but....
I'm asking for a friend.
Dejavu...
Japan is so Japan.