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  • Опубликовано: 11 ноя 2019
  • From Pragya Thakur's Cownomics to Modi's Radar cloud theory, scientists of New India have kept surprising and entertaining us. In this episode DeshBhakt, we take a look at 10 such hilarious statements which defied all logic and slaughtered science....or perhaps in #NewIndia - taken science into a new 'dimension'
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Комментарии • 16 тыс.

  • @noname-du9nf
    @noname-du9nf 4 года назад +358

    How did you forget Uttrakhand CM telling that cow is only animal that exhales oxygen

    • @rinkiakepapa5625
      @rinkiakepapa5625 4 года назад +16

      In our childhood telling someone cow was an abusive. Nowadays we want people to call us cows

    • @adityaadurty1024
      @adityaadurty1024 4 года назад +18

      Bechare tree and cow essay se confuse hogaya🤣

    • @greekgod1935
      @greekgod1935 4 года назад +1

      Soumyajit Mitra lol👍😂

    • @cindyvaz6654
      @cindyvaz6654 4 года назад +8

      Next time we have to elect the educated person otherwise this will get even worst

    • @Sameer-bz4je
      @Sameer-bz4je 4 года назад +4

      😂😂

  • @Thakorallvideoupload
    @Thakorallvideoupload 4 года назад +6099

    Manmohan Singh is best choice for pm candidate
    People agree
    Yes= like
    No= comments

    • @TheMSLTE
      @TheMSLTE 4 года назад +22

      No

    • @50minutesago23
      @50minutesago23 4 года назад +27

      No sabse bekar 😠

    • @prashantkumar-kl2ku
      @prashantkumar-kl2ku 4 года назад +38

      @@FILMWALA9 yes he was quite..is liye sabse bda corruption usi ke raaz me hota tha.🤣🤣

    • @MohitBagdwal007
      @MohitBagdwal007 4 года назад +57

      Shashi Tharoor or Sachin Pilot

    • @gauravnathan5701
      @gauravnathan5701 4 года назад +65

      No India do not deserve such simple but highly educated person.

  • @sumeetsingh7833
    @sumeetsingh7833 11 месяцев назад +252

    After hearing the word 'gobarnomics' ,me and my sister couldn't control our laughter.😅😅😅

    • @vaishali641
      @vaishali641 9 месяцев назад +5

      My queen elder sister too ❣️

    • @yunuskhan9425
      @yunuskhan9425 8 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@vaishali641🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @EquinoxAscent
      @EquinoxAscent 7 месяцев назад

      abe chutiya k chude .. jake thori pdhai kr le khud dusre ko bolne se pehle .. lund braber knowledge h bhi terpe? ruk dikhata hu tujhe.
      google se uthaya h biro
      Yes, it is possible that very few particles of gold are present in cow pee. In fact, a study conducted by Junagadh Agricultural University in India found that Gir cow urine contains traces of gold ranging from 3 to 10 mg per liter.
      The researchers believe that the gold in cow urine comes from the plants that the cows eat. These plants absorb gold from the soil, and the gold is then passed through the cows' digestive system and into their urine.
      However, it is important to note that the amount of gold in cow urine is very small. It is not possible to extract gold from cow urine in a cost-effective way.
      In addition, it is important to note that the study on Gir cow urine was only conducted on one breed of cow. It is possible that other breeds of cows do not have gold in their urine.
      fact 2
      Clouds can affect the identification of fighter aircraft in radars in a few ways:
      Attenuation: Clouds can absorb radar waves, which can reduce the strength of the signal that is returned to the radar receiver. This can make it difficult to detect and track aircraft flying through clouds.
      Clutter: Clouds can also produce clutter on radar screens, which can make it difficult to distinguish aircraft from other objects.
      Refraction: Clouds can refract radar waves, which can bend the path of the waves and cause them to miss the aircraft.

    • @MG-Chemistry.Universe
      @MG-Chemistry.Universe 3 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rakeshnaitam2762
      @rakeshnaitam2762 2 месяца назад

      😅😅😂😂

  • @sunitameena740
    @sunitameena740 3 месяца назад +41

    देश और विज्ञान के हालत पर तो रोना आता है लेकिन आपका वीडिओ देखकर तो रोते रोते भी हॅसना पड़ रहा है 😢😂

  • @garunaladnam
    @garunaladnam 4 года назад +596

    No wonder why great minds are leaving their own country.

    • @sunilnagpure4962
      @sunilnagpure4962 4 года назад +27

      Like german,austria, russian lecturures intellectuals,scientist leved their country in secound world war!!!!

    • @garunaladnam
      @garunaladnam 4 года назад +23

      @Majestic King they are the only one that our country is still running. We are proud of them. But what this government did I was really sad. I was very big BJP supporter in 2014, but what they did to this economy and jobs we can't forgive. R&D, Education, Health care, Economy they failed in this. Unemployment reached to 6.1 % 45 year highest, that's very dangerous. No one In mainstream media talking about this.

    • @deepanshusingh7121
      @deepanshusingh7121 4 года назад +6

      @@garunaladnam rehne de Bhai usko samajh Nahi aayega tera comment, bhot bada chutiya hai Woh.

    • @jayesh1891
      @jayesh1891 4 года назад +8

      @Majestic King hahahaahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahhahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha.....
      GAAAAAND ME JALAN ...JA dermicool laga aur Gand mara

    • @KillBillK10
      @KillBillK10 4 года назад +3

      That's why when these intellects talk about reservation and how they didn't get opportunity in India because of reservation..you jump on them like dogs.

  • @mrprotector10
    @mrprotector10 4 года назад +3684

    Reserve bank should stock cow dung to develop the Indian economy

    • @ashwinivatsa4021
      @ashwinivatsa4021 4 года назад +71

      @bg s go collect cow dung moron

    • @tariqshaikh5102
      @tariqshaikh5102 4 года назад +89

      @bg s cool down cool down.. i understand ur feelings.😆😆

    • @ChandanSingh-hm7rd
      @ChandanSingh-hm7rd 4 года назад +23

      😂well said

    • @ChandanSingh-hm7rd
      @ChandanSingh-hm7rd 4 года назад +58

      @bg sgobar bhakt spotted

    • @relativisticphysicsclasses3945
      @relativisticphysicsclasses3945 4 года назад +22

      @bg s ,one of which your renound gober father use to go saudi for compare cammel dunk with mata dunk ,idiot goberbhakt ,just short up the renound result of Asharam pendrive

  • @prasadrao4906
    @prasadrao4906 Год назад +61

    Excellent episode Mr Akash. Keep it up.

  • @Sonam-nd5vy
    @Sonam-nd5vy 10 месяцев назад +40

    Omg 😆 I can’t stop laughing 😂🤣😂 you are too good 👍👍👍👍

  • @sarfarajakram6386
    @sarfarajakram6386 4 года назад +3336

    Science hum sharminda hai.............Tere kaatil zinda hai.
    😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @shubhamsagar1059
    @shubhamsagar1059 4 года назад +232

    भाई आपकी तारीफ के लिए मेरे पास कोई शब्द नहीं है बहुत बढ़िया

  • @malotibordoloi4506
    @malotibordoloi4506 6 месяцев назад +8

    Salute to your truthfulness and courage.Kind regards from Switzerland.I am originally from Asssam and since 46 years I am in Europe.you are tooo brave and analytical.

  • @arunbadalkar6936
    @arunbadalkar6936 8 месяцев назад +5

    Ap toe asli Deshbhakta hai. ! Last 10 yrs we are travelling backwards very fast reaching 12th century again thats why these statements are true parallel to those times.!

  • @pratyush5327
    @pratyush5327 3 года назад +241

    Bjp andhbhakts after watching compilation of Gobarnomics -:
    "This is new India "😂😂😂😂

    • @GodKnowsWho786
      @GodKnowsWho786 3 года назад

      Make in india 😂😂

    • @rekhakumar1441
      @rekhakumar1441 3 года назад +1

      What future generations will learn?

    • @urtatota1621
      @urtatota1621 3 года назад +1

      @@rekhakumar1441 to not do bakchodi about science

    • @krishna9834
      @krishna9834 3 года назад

      He didn't mention about Rahul Gandhi who dreams to convert Aloo into gold what kind of machine he wl invent 😂

    • @urtatota1621
      @urtatota1621 3 года назад

      @@krishna9834 chalo bhai fake news wala pakra gaya..
      Don't take me as his supporter, but the truth is that the video was edited.....just search it on Google.

  • @rishubhgupta1424
    @rishubhgupta1424 4 года назад +397

    When you opt for Physucks, Gaumootsry and Chaiology, this happens.

  • @vincentlasrado7121
    @vincentlasrado7121 6 месяцев назад +7

    Sir, Akash Banerjee's NEW INDIA Analysis done in a sharp, prolific "Gobarnomics To Radar Theory" way is really great, lovely parady indeed!
    Even a ' गधा ' may feel irritated, frustrated with this new kind of abnoxious thought! I am sure, it will definitely start Braying & Kicking out in every possible directions to punish these गधा s, who have come to challenge him by Braying & Kicking in and out, by Bray.... & Kick... in and out frantically everywhere! Wow! Superb Sir, superb ANALYSIS indeed! Keep it up Sir, keep it up. God Bless YOU.

  • @tutulable
    @tutulable 11 месяцев назад +50

    This one was too hilarious! I'm saving this. And just got your evolution t-shirt.

  • @harishasan7495
    @harishasan7495 4 года назад +330

    More than 1k bjp it cell members dislike Akash Banerji, dhruv Rathi, congress, AAP, NDTV ... etc. videos without watching only.
    Wah Modiji waah,,..

    • @DEENCHANNEL-rr3tw
      @DEENCHANNEL-rr3tw 4 года назад +3

      I suppor t u bro

    • @rishiris7093
      @rishiris7093 4 года назад +6

      Jiske pas power hai woh akkal ke aandhe. Aur jo unke vakt hai woh g**d ke aandhe. Remember gangs of wasseypore 😕😕😕😕

    • @true_betman
      @true_betman 4 года назад

      They have a lot of fake ids and now a days I ghink they must have automated the comments with some programming..😂😂

    • @arshk1796
      @arshk1796 4 года назад +1

      Even
      The wire
      Hindi quint
      More than

    • @cs3022
      @cs3022 4 года назад

      बिजेपी के किरायेंके टंटु है वो

  • @aijazfarhan399
    @aijazfarhan399 4 года назад +261

    I'm kinda ashamed to talk to my foreign friends, as they are laughing on India's current state...

    • @beyonder7817
      @beyonder7817 4 года назад +1

      Nepal k ?

    • @aijazfarhan399
      @aijazfarhan399 4 года назад +7

      @@beyonder7817 london

    • @justalearner8550
      @justalearner8550 4 года назад +4

      @@beyonder7817 lol

    • @AdlakhaShiva
      @AdlakhaShiva 4 года назад +1

      Tell your London friends dialogue from akshay Kumar on India’s .. remember we are fourth most powerful military and isro is achieving great milestones

    • @MenTaLLyMenTaL
      @MenTaLLyMenTaL 4 года назад

      Don't worry if they are from America, they are ashamed of their current state too.

  • @pallabbiswas2726
    @pallabbiswas2726 5 месяцев назад +3

    Darwin Sir didn't say that apes got transformed to humans. He had said that humans & apes had common ancestors.

  • @Kodada-SouthIndia
    @Kodada-SouthIndia 6 месяцев назад +5

    5:40 Mind blowing idea by Harward University scholar

  • @nayanikananda
    @nayanikananda 3 года назад +457

    Radar theory is mind-blowing.

    • @bachittersingh3608
      @bachittersingh3608 3 года назад +10

      Yeahhhhh 😁😁😁😁😁 did u saw his expressions .....!

    • @nareshganwre6603
      @nareshganwre6603 3 года назад +6

      इस थियोरी को तो इसरो और नासा को भिजवाना चाहिए और भारत के वैज्ञानिकों को इस सिद्धांत को बिना कोई देरी किए अंतर्राष्ट्रीय विज्ञान एवं प्रौद्योगिकी संस्थान को नोबेल पुरस्कार के लिए प्रस्ताव प्रेषित करना चाहिए। अब मुझे अहसास हो रहा है कि हमारा भारत अब विश्व गुरू बनकर रहेगा और बिल्कुल आउटर पर खड़ा हुआ लग रहा है।

    • @psm7
      @psm7 3 года назад +6

      Masterstroke

    • @swagatdash9302
      @swagatdash9302 3 года назад

      @@nikhilbhalodiya4622 noice..👍
      Can u tell me the source of this thing..
      I want read abt this...
      Asking seriously

    • @nikhilbhalodiya4622
      @nikhilbhalodiya4622 3 года назад

      @@swagatdash9302 i deleted my comment, thanks for the reply

  • @pkmpkm03
    @pkmpkm03 3 года назад +931

    I'm so glad that this channel exists😂😂

    • @true558
      @true558 2 года назад +1

      BISMILLAH
      must read Andhi Bhakti kise khte h
      हिंदुत्व के अनुसार कुछ मनोरंजक , रोमांचक बातें
      = > 1 ) Shiv Koi Bghwan Nhi Use Chahiye BHAANG ka nasa or NANGI aurata log use khush krne k liye uska ling bna kr yani sivling ki pooja krte h fir uspr apni maa behno se doodh ghee se malis krvate h taki shiv koo mjaa aye or vo khush ho jaye or unko koi vardaan mil jaye usee nangi auratS chaiye jo uske liing ki malis kre vo bagwan nhi kyuki vo mohtaz h mjee lene ka or liing pr malis krvane ka usne ganesh ki gardan kati k unhe pta nhi tha k ye gnesh mera beta h kya vo bhgwan aesa ho skta h k use kuch pta nhi ho or fir vapas use jinda bhi nhi kr saka asli gardan ke sath usee bhaang ka nsaa , sarab chaiye or nangi aurata
      = > 2 ) 5 Pandav Ek Aurat Dropdi Ke Sath mjee lete bhut mjee liye lekin dropadi ne kuch nhi kha vo chup rhi kuch na boli pancho k sath mjaa jo aa raha tha kaese aadmi the jo ek k sath sbnne mje liye or Voo aurat khusi khusi apna waqt gujarti rahi mje me , dekho aesa nhi krna chaiye ye galat h islam me ye sb haram h kya ye bghwan ka niyam h mahabharata ka krishan bhi mojuud THA vhi pr lekin use apni leela dikhani thi jo ki khud gopio se mje leta unke sath leela jhameela chameela krta uska kanoon to aesa hi hoga
      = > 3 ) Krishna Koi Baghwan Nhi vo chori krta or ldkio ko chedta or nangi ldkio ko nhate hue dekhta mjee leta unse bahuut mje leta or unke kpde uthata or bhaag jaata or tum khte ho ye sb krishan ki leela h krishan makhan khata to ttati bhi krta hoga logo se chup chup kr toilet jaata taki koi na dekhle tatti krte hue , common si baat h. kya vo bagwan aesa ho skta h jo tatti krta ho bewakoofo ldkio ke matko ko pathar markr todna fir ulti ulti harkate krna mjee lena etc kya sb kuch bnane vala aesa ho skta h
      = > 4 ) Brahma Koi Bgwan Nhi Usne Apni Beti saraswati ke sath blatkar kiya uske sath mjee liye bhut majee liye
      search krlo agar anpadh ho bina padhe likhe usko pooojte ho jise tum khud bnate ho or USE TUM brahmand ko bnane vala khte ho
      = > 5 ) RAM KOI BAGHWAN NHI jo khud paida hota h vo sb kuch bnane vala nhi hota , varna unhe Pta Hota K Sita pavitra h ya nhi to agni parikhsa ki jroorat nhi pdti , raavan k bare m bhi nhi pta tha k kaese marega or na laxman ko jivit krske jb vo megnath ke teero se marne vala tha phir rishi ko bulaya or hath jodkar kha rote hue k Mera Bhai kaese theek hoga , kaese theek hoga laxman , koi upay h rishi apke pas ram bhgwan hota to theek na krdeta khud puchne ki jroorat nhi , ram khana khata to toilet bhi jata hoga kya vo sb kuch bnane vala aesa ho skta h andhe mt bno
      = > 6 ) HANUMAN KOI BAGHWAN NHI jb rishi lxman ko bachane k liye jdi buti btayi to use lene gye agar bhgwan hota to khud theek na krdeta or pta bhi nhi tha konsi jdi buti h pura pahad hi utha laye
      dekho andhe mat bno
      = > 7) JO PHLE MURTIYA TODI h agar un murtiyo m taqat hoti to tutne se bacha na leti blki pandit khud unhe uthaa utha kr baghe h bachane k liye, jo murtiya apne aap ko na bacha saki tumhe kya bachaegi dekho andhe mt bno samjho
      = > 8 ) GANESH KOI BAGHWAN NHI apni gardan nhi bacha ska tumhari kya bachaega
      Ladoo Khata To TOILET Bhi Jaata Hoga khaA krtaTA hoga kaese Dhota chup chup kr krta
      = > 9 ) HINDUSS KE ANUSAR DEVI DEVTA BGWAN H " lekin bgwan ko hatiyar ki jroorat nhi " or koi bhi kisi bhi devlok swarg lok pr hamla krdeta h , haha bewakoofo andhe mt bno
      = > 10 ) Gautam buddha ka phle sidharth naam tha vo raza ke bete the phir ek din vo apne mahl se bahr ghumne ke liye nikle unhe pta nhi tha k bhar kya hota log kaese rahte h to
      1)unhone logo ko muskilo me dekha
      koi gareeb h
      koi bimaar h
      kisi ko maut aa chuuki etc etc etc
      2)phir unhone sanyas liya or dhyaan lgana shuru krdiya
      RESUlts
      1) Ab Jise Ye Na Pta Ho K mere mahl se bahr kya hora h kya vo baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi
      2) 2) jise khud maut aa gyi apni maut ko na rok saka ho budhape ko na rok saka ho kya baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi
      3) 3) jo khana khata ho toilet jata ho dhota ho ttati ko kya vo baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi
      4) ALLAH / ISWAR / GOD kisi ka mohtaz nhi
      = > JESUS bhi pagembar the Muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam se phle. Muhammad akhri pagembar / kalki avtar h or jesus se phle bhi avtar aye lekin logo ne vo kitabe badal dali jo phle quran se phle utri h pagembaro pr
      RESULT
      BISMILLAH
      ALLAH - ARABIC ] DIFFERENT NAME
      ISWAR - HINDI ]
      GOD - ENGLISH ]
      = > अपने बनाने वाले को पहचानो इससे पहले की मौत आ जाए और तुम पछताते हुए रह जाओ ,
      jo sb kuch bnane vala hai usee tum nhi bna skte or naa roop de skte.
      = > Jisko Allah ke Siva Pooja jata hai
      वह एक मक्खी नहीं बना सकते , अगर एक मक्खी उन पर बैठ जाए उसे उड़ा नहीं सकते , एक मक्खी अगर उनसे कुछ छीन कर ले जाए उसे छुड़ा नहीं सकते , गिर जाए तो उठ नहीं सकते टूट जाएं तो जुड़ नहीं सकते , कुछ बना नहीं सकते खुद बनाए जाते हैं ,तुम अल्लाह की इबादत करो जो सब कुछ बनाने वाला है ।
      Tum sab Allah se mafi maango vo bada maaf karne wala hai jitne tumhare gunah hai sab maaf kar dega agar tum uske Hukumo pr chaloge
      = > ALLAH / GOD / ISWAR kisi chiz ka mohtaz nhi kya vo insaan h hmari tarah - Nhi
      hum use dekh nhi skte or na hmare andar itni taqat h k hum use bna ske jbki vo sb kuch bnane vala h
      1 ) JISNE Tumhari suraat bnai , jisne tumhe ek Gande paani se paida kiya (maa or baap se) phir vo paani rang roop liya ankhe , hath , kaan , dil , dimaag , kya ye apne aap bn gaye - nhi
      = > जिसने अल्लाह का हुकुम झुठलाया वह काफिर हो गया
      = > Allah na biwi rakhta hai na aulad , ALLAH koo kisi chiz ki jarurat nahin - na khane peene ki , Na aurat ki , na bacche ki , vo kisi chiz ka mohtaj nahin ,
      अल्लाह को ना ऊंघ आती है ना नींद वह हमेशा हमेशा से जिंदा है और हमेशा हमेशा जिंदा रहेगा ।
      = > tumko banaya gya h kisi maksad k liye
      Allah ne tumhe isliye paida Kiya hai ki tum uske Hukum ko Mano , uske bheje hue pagembar ke pari ke par chalo , kyunki ye duniya imtihaan hai , imtihaan hai iska ke Tum Allah ke hukmo pr chalte ho ya nahin
      = > Jo kuchh jameen mein hai jo kuchh aasmanon mein sab kuchh Allah ka hai aur jo hamare pass hai vah hame di gai Amanat hai
      ALLAH ki ibadat kro uske btaye tariqe agar apni marzi se kroge to naqam ho jaoge yani akhri pagembar muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam k btaye tariqe pr
      1 ) sabse pahla Allah ka Hukum yah hai ki yakin ho ki
      " Allah ke siwa koi dusra ibadat ke layak nahin Muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam Allah ke akhiri pagembar Rasool hai "
      2 ) dusra Hukum
      " 5 waqt ki namaj ka hai jisnein panch waqt ki namaj ko jhutlaya vo kafir ho gya "
      = > Jisne Allah ke sath sath dusron ki bhi Pooja ki yani usne sabhi dharmon ko mana too usne Allah ka pahla Hukum jhutlaya , iski bhi saza nark h , yani vo kafir h
      = > Dhyan rakho ki Muhammad sallallahu alayhi wa sallam ek makkhi nahin banaa sakte vah mohtaj hain paigambar yani Avtaro ki bhi Puja nahin ki ja sakti agar Allah ke siwa kisi ki Puja ki too kafir ho jaenge or narak mein daal Diya jaega.
      = > Kuch Quran ki aayaton ka matlab
      " ऐ पैगंबर (मुहम्मद) अगर तुम वही ऐ इलाही के आने के बाद भी गैरों के रास्ते पर चलोगे तो तुमको हमारी पकड़ से बचाने वाला ना कोई दोस्त होगा ना कोई मददगार "
      " अगर ये पैगंबर (मोहम्मद) हमारी निस्बत कोई बात झूठ बना लाते तो हम इनका दाहिना हाथ पकड़ लेते और इनकी रगे गर्दन काट डालते फिर हमको इससे कोई रोकने वाला ना होता "
      = > KAFIR bna deta yee khna ★↓
      1 ) Ya Ali , Ya Rasool Allah , maula Ali , Bhar do jholi meri Ya Mohammed , ya Hussain , jiski maut ho chuki ho usko ya kahna pukarna , Kafir banaa deta hai matam manana Muharram ko ye sb haram hai jabki Mohammed sallallahu alaihi wasallam ne ye chizen nahin batai aur jab Mohammed Zinda thee is duniya m ye chizen thi bhi nahin - ye logoo ne khud banai hai apni taraf se
      = > Ya ka matlab hota hai pukarna
      jisko maut a jaaye usko pukara nahin ja sakta aur Allah har jagah maujood hai usko Pukar sakte hain
      = ) Man Lo tumhari man Jinda hai To Tum kahoge ki " ya maa mujhe roti de do" to vo tumhen roti de degi thik h .
      ab Agar unki maut Ho jaati hai - orr ab tum ne " ya maa mujhe roti de do " aur ab tumhare pass tumhari mein mojud Na hogi to Tum kafir Ho jaaoge kyunki tumhari man tumhare pass maujud nahin aur Allah Jo har jagah maujud hai usko pukara ja sakta hai Tum kah sakte ho Allah se - ya Allah meri madad kijiye mujh par Reham farmaye , meri roti ka intezaam kar dijiye ,
      Ya Allah main mafi mangta hun mujhse koi galti hui ho .
      = > Kahin bhi kisi dargah par jakar sazda naa karna , dargah walon se jakar duaaen Na mangna unhen khud maut aa chuki hai , vo khud mohtaj hai jaise ki tum mohtaj Ho
      so plz minimum one time read Quran , it is a word of god , i promise you will know everything that you want .
      Search on RUclips full Quran translation in your language
      And subscribe for more......,...,..... .....,.

    • @mohammed_sadiq.
      @mohammed_sadiq. 2 года назад +11

      @@true558 it cell 😂😂

    • @short-mirchi
      @short-mirchi Год назад

      @@mohammed_sadiq. Mdrs chp

    • @archertroop5784
      @archertroop5784 Год назад +4

      @@short-mirchi Koi toh dikha nahi is video me
      Grkl chp to bht dikhe 🤣

    • @alwayskeepscrolling
      @alwayskeepscrolling Год назад +3

      @@short-mirchi kuch nhi kahana ata
      Logic gya tel lene

  • @ziyauddinshaikh90691
    @ziyauddinshaikh90691 6 месяцев назад +1

    Super se bhi upar sir se lot to you 🎉😅😅

  • @hussainsyed2421
    @hussainsyed2421 8 месяцев назад +3

    Absolutely stunning presentation

  • @godman6591
    @godman6591 3 года назад +502

    I liked your style of presenting 😂😂

    • @nareshsaklecha
      @nareshsaklecha 3 года назад +3

      Damn i love it

    • @mdmoqueem5002
      @mdmoqueem5002 3 года назад +3

      Very nice story sir jee

    • @theclue3961
      @theclue3961 3 года назад +2

      Bro bol k le liya 😂

    • @chhayangnaik2195
      @chhayangnaik2195 3 года назад +2

      Ssly man MD Entertainment He's fantastic 😂

    • @004shabu
      @004shabu 3 года назад +3

      I like ur video...the way u presented😁😁
      Also be proud the people like u...becz still we have the people in india with didnt loan their brain in central government ....keep it up man..i subscribed ur channel👍

  • @arbaazrayeen87
    @arbaazrayeen87 4 года назад +170

    1.4 k dislikers seriously now i realise thanos was right😂😂😂😂

    • @LetsExamineTV
      @LetsExamineTV 4 года назад +1

      Hahaha

    • @tailuscontent6425
      @tailuscontent6425 4 года назад +1

      Hahaha

    • @animeclub170
      @animeclub170 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣nailed it 👍

    • @ahsanraza5771
      @ahsanraza5771 4 года назад +1

      Woohoo outstanding 😅😅😅😂😂

    • @PCS_007
      @PCS_007 4 года назад

      yes.. thanos was right...bebkuf log ki fouj badhne se problem hi badhta hai

  • @satutorialsandresearchcent5190
    @satutorialsandresearchcent5190 6 месяцев назад +2

    Aap ne bohot hansaya 😂😂😂

  • @vandanapalsane3861
    @vandanapalsane3861 6 месяцев назад +1

    आज तो आपने कमाल कर दिया, loved this episode.. and you too!!

  • @ykardak
    @ykardak 3 года назад +1862

    Science be like :क्या करु मे मर जाऊ मेरी कोई feeling नहीं है 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rsgusain922
    @rsgusain922 4 года назад +3371

    Boy: Mai bohat bura hu..
    Girl: Koi baat nahi, still i love you..
    Boy: Mai sharabi hu...
    G : Toh kya hua...
    Boy: Mai drugs leta hu..
    G: Theek hai...
    Boy: Mai Modi ji ka bohat bada bhakt....
    Girl : Good bye!

  • @nandinibiswas8425
    @nandinibiswas8425 3 месяца назад +1

    Got tired with hypocrisy and boredom practised by present Indian media,,,,,,hats off to your indomitable spirit ofTrue journalism,keep going sir

  • @d.pbhorkhade3943
    @d.pbhorkhade3943 8 месяцев назад +1

    बहूत हि सराहानीय सटिक विश्लेषण दिया Since पर Thank you The Deshbhakt🎉🎉 जय मानवता जय विज्ञान सर🙏🙏

  • @loveallhumanity2024
    @loveallhumanity2024 3 года назад +546

    This guy is the only genuine deshbhakt in India. I love him, he is just great.

    • @wrongbuthonestsanatnihuman9148
      @wrongbuthonestsanatnihuman9148 2 года назад +2

      @@true558 Sadiyon Se Saare Extremists Ek Dusre K Granthon Ka Matter Tod Marod K Pesh Krte Rahe Hain, Yeh Sab Usi Ka Nateeja Hai, Ek Dusre K Granthon Me Esi Esi Baaten Likh Di K Aam Aadmi Bhadak Jaaye Or Jo Galat Kaam Likhe Gye Hain, Use Padh Kr Hum Kya Vishwaas Karen, Pr Krna Padta Hai, Kyon K Bachpan Se Hi Hme Esi Sikhsha Di Jaati Hai......*

    • @love_struk_devil8597
      @love_struk_devil8597 2 года назад +6

      @@true558 READ GITA....YOU WILL KNOW PURPOSE OF YOUR LIFE ...ALSO IN INDIA WE RESPECT ALL RELIGIONS IRRESPECTIVE OF WHETHER WE LIKE OR NOT...I CAN TELL YOU SEVERAL WEAKPOINTS AND BAD QUALITIES IN YOUR RELIGION ...I WONT...IN MY RELIGION WE EVEN SERVE WATER TO OUR ENEMIES...COZ HUMANITY AND GOOD QUALITIES ARE WAY ABOVE HUMAN...ALSO I WILL READ QURAN ONCE I READ GITEA..SO DONT WORRY ABOUT THAT..PEACE OUT

    • @PankajKumar-fk1gy
      @PankajKumar-fk1gy 2 года назад +1

      @@wrongbuthonestsanatnihuman9148 bhai mt kro vishwaas faaltu me me khud bhi nhi krta me yeh nhi keh rha ki tum bure aadmi ban jao but yeh keh rha hu ki khud pe aur Insaaniyat pe bharosha rkho, kyunki at last tumko hi khud kamakar khana padta hai koi bhagwaan tumhe roti Dene nhi aata bs in sbhi dharmon ki achchi batein apne dimaag me rkho aur apne aane waali generations ko sikhayo ye baatein

    • @PankajKumar-fk1gy
      @PankajKumar-fk1gy 2 года назад +4

      @@love_struk_devil8597 mene Bhagwad Geeta padhi hai mene bahut achchi baatein dekhin but bahut illogical baatein bhi dekhi atlast mene yeh conclusion banaya ki me hr dharm me se achchi batein apne dimaag me rkhunga aur apni aage wali generations ko sikhaunga

    • @love_struk_devil8597
      @love_struk_devil8597 2 года назад

      @@PankajKumar-fk1gy congrats u have matured....Also I would suggest just talk to a good spiritual leader...He will tell the major chunks u missed in great💙📍

  • @mrindia2596
    @mrindia2596 4 года назад +767

    आज समझ मे आता है की अग्रेंज़ो ने इतने साल भारत पे राज कैसे कर लिया था

  • @humevon9609
    @humevon9609 10 месяцев назад +1

    Enjoyed this article and look forward to many others

  • @AshokKumar-yv7yp
    @AshokKumar-yv7yp 8 месяцев назад +1

    हास्य के साथ सही और सार्थक बात बताने के लिए आपको दिल से आभार🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @mdfaizanalam1773
    @mdfaizanalam1773 4 года назад +141

    the best line was , why is mother diary selling milk instead of jewellery ?

  • @siddhant.29
    @siddhant.29 4 года назад +202

    Naa jaane kaunsa maal fook kr statement diye hai 😂😂😂

    • @akharihero
      @akharihero 4 года назад +12

      Patanjali babaji ki booti.

    • @truepassion5711
      @truepassion5711 4 года назад +3

      Saste Nashe

    • @user-up1mn2qn8w
      @user-up1mn2qn8w 4 года назад +2

      Weed energy.

    • @yanchu3229
      @yanchu3229 4 года назад +2

      They all comes to my shop every day 😂

    • @sunilnagpure4962
      @sunilnagpure4962 4 года назад +1

      Bhai sacred games2 wale guruji ki GOCHI kha ke ye statements diye h 😂😂😂

  • @Wasay
    @Wasay 11 месяцев назад +2

    Udta morr: " Omne vivum ex vivo" Ye to bs ek dhoka h. 😂

  • @drsudhiragrawal
    @drsudhiragrawal 7 дней назад +2

    Corporatocracy हटाओ, Democracy लाओ!

  • @ni3sonone
    @ni3sonone 4 года назад +529

    *देश चुनोतीयोसे नही, च्युतीयोसे परेशान है*

  • @murkhisthan8839
    @murkhisthan8839 4 года назад +263

    World is moving forward and india is going back to iron age 😂😂😂

    • @shine-my9yr
      @shine-my9yr 4 года назад

      Tumko bhot pata hai

    • @shamsudkhan237
      @shamsudkhan237 4 года назад +23

      Iron age nahi gobar age

    • @shine-my9yr
      @shine-my9yr 4 года назад +2

      @@shamsudkhan237 ab jannat ke farishte to aayenge nahi..

    • @shamsudkhan237
      @shamsudkhan237 4 года назад +7

      @@shine-my9yr Bhai koi farishton jaisa neta hi aage leke jayega is mulk ko. In gadho ke bas ki to baat nahi

    • @DigitalAssam2.0
      @DigitalAssam2.0 4 года назад +2

      @@shamsudkhan237 sahi kaha 😂

  • @Humanityandpatriotism
    @Humanityandpatriotism 6 месяцев назад +1

    Salute your courage sir

  • @Mdj947
    @Mdj947 10 месяцев назад +2

    What a mind blowing sir well said❤

  • @umangjain6374
    @umangjain6374 4 года назад +180

    As a physics PhD student, this is heart breaking to see. It is very sad that our people are being told these absolutely senseless things by our leaders. And here I am dreaming about educating our people and taking them towards science and logic. These morons are pulling us back, way back..

    • @nirmalkumar8694
      @nirmalkumar8694 11 месяцев назад

      Yep that's the intention... Keep people in darkness and rule for 50 years

    • @LoLYouSayWhat
      @LoLYouSayWhat 11 месяцев назад

      Vote for Modi and Blow Job Party again

    • @AmankumarTripathi1729
      @AmankumarTripathi1729 10 месяцев назад +1

      So can I ask you the role of Einstein in the modern understanding of the term GRAVITY?

    • @souravdeb283
      @souravdeb283 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@AmankumarTripathi1729 gravity means?

    • @AmankumarTripathi1729
      @AmankumarTripathi1729 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@souravdeb283 yes ... because general relativity deals completely with gravity and it's true that entire general relativity was actually produced because of a thought experiment in which Einstein imagined someone in a freefall

  • @AkshayKumar-sc7ep
    @AkshayKumar-sc7ep 2 года назад +284

    Carryminati: I'm the next level roaster
    Akash Banarjee:hold my politicians science theory

  • @turekoyu6408
    @turekoyu6408 4 месяца назад

    Interesting Bhai, expecting more episodes of this kind.

  • @XtrimUniverse
    @XtrimUniverse 11 месяцев назад +2

    After 2 years, I'm glad that I'm again receiving this vid suggestion. This time I want to be straight and sharp.
    AKASH DADA, WE NEED A PRIME MINISTER LIKE YOU !!
    END OF TOPIC !!

  • @muskansiddikee2171
    @muskansiddikee2171 3 года назад +233

    This motivates me to study more or else I'll end up like them.....

    • @muskansiddikee2171
      @muskansiddikee2171 3 года назад +6

      @Aryan Raj ohh bhai!!!🤣🤣😂
      Ekdum savage 🔥🔥🔥

    • @nasimulhaque726
      @nasimulhaque726 3 года назад +4

      @Aryan Raj savage😂😂🔥🔥

    • @user-qi5vf4ur8p
      @user-qi5vf4ur8p 3 года назад

      @@muskansiddikee2171 ab toh tumhare concepts clear ho gaye😂ab koi scope nhi h tumhara 🤣or tumhe bhi pata h ki tum aesi science k logic nhi la paoge 😂

    • @baap_ji8043
      @baap_ji8043 3 года назад +3

      Go ahead.... discover some more facts about cow dung..... Surely you'll be the next PM.....no more qualifications you need, . 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @BatCostumeGuy
      @BatCostumeGuy 3 года назад +2

      @Muttanna S H Bro don't waste your time in studying, just tell people that cow dong cures every disease in existence and you'll be the Prime minister of India in no time.

  • @reenamohanta2994
    @reenamohanta2994 4 года назад +229

    Its a competition ....."who can say the most ridiculous thing?"

  • @SunnyKumar-xv4fz
    @SunnyKumar-xv4fz 2 месяца назад +1

    Sir aap aur dhruv rathi sir jaise log hum sabhi ko sahi disha dikhane ki aapar koshish karte ho par aaj kal ki politics itni jyada kharab ho chuki hai ki hum chahe bhi to ise badal nahi sakte mai bachpan se hi BJP ko bahut acchi party manta tha par jis din se dhuruv sir aur aap ki videos dekhna shuru ki yakin maniye BJP se vishwas hi uth Gaya hai thanku sir proud of you jai hind jai bharat

  • @UshaMenon-rr1rp
    @UshaMenon-rr1rp 4 дня назад

    Fantastic satire! Hilarious! You have great talent in this field. Keep up the show.

  • @fakhruddinaus7445
    @fakhruddinaus7445 4 года назад +3778

    मोदी जी जानते है कि अगर वो हग भी दे तो मीडिया उसे गाजर का हलवा साबित करके, भक्तों को खिला कर ही दम लेगी🤣🤣🤣

    • @indianboy4041
      @indianboy4041 4 года назад +56

      Bhakt ko bol gobar lejaye jyada hogya hai mere pass but dudh sasura ko chune nhi dunga🤣

    • @Englishdotcom
      @Englishdotcom 4 года назад +11

      @@indianboy4041 nahi nahi congress sarkar me tum logo ke sath jo hua tum logo ne jojo bhi mourn manmohan ka kya kya kha piya or pachya, jaruri nahi ki hum bhi tumhari tarah bewkuph hi hai. Or kuchh bhi khaa lenge 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @keshvi4420
      @keshvi4420 4 года назад +41

      😂😂😂

    • @prafullakumar3978
      @prafullakumar3978 4 года назад +135

      Bhakton ko mirchi lagi

    • @akmyesirarafat1667
      @akmyesirarafat1667 4 года назад +71

      Wow keya bola. tune to bakht ki watttttttt laga diya vai......

  • @farmanahamd5124
    @farmanahamd5124 4 года назад +108

    यमराज‐‐तुम्हारा समय पूरा हो चुका है। कोई अंतिम इच्छा हो तो बताओ
    मनुष्य -‐BSSC Inter level exam का रिजल्ट देखना चाहता हूँ
    यमराज-‐चालाक प्राणी, अमर होना चाहता है

    • @sarfraj003
      @sarfraj003 4 года назад

      Kya bhai...tu bhi amar rahoge...🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    • @anpadjahil9711
      @anpadjahil9711 4 года назад

      Hahahaha

  • @zafrullans9968
    @zafrullans9968 8 месяцев назад +1

    Superb Bhai...I'm ur fan

  • @mariyahh
    @mariyahh 8 месяцев назад +1

    What an eye opening video. Thanks

  • @dhillongurpreet1780
    @dhillongurpreet1780 3 года назад +66

    Itni to MDH ki degi mirch 🌶 nhi jlati jitna bhakton ki aap jla dete ho bhai,
    Vaise aap sach mei patriot ho jo bina kisi laag lpet sach bolte ho,
    Love you bhai,
    May you live long.

  • @Nonameta
    @Nonameta 4 года назад +118

    I was a student in Andhra university at that time he gave that statement.
    Now i am shameful of that act. 😔😔

    • @thedeshbhakt
      @thedeshbhakt  4 года назад +21

      what is he doing now? any other country he would have lost his job

    • @varshresht_rao
      @varshresht_rao 4 года назад +17

      @@thedeshbhakt he is now an inspiration to other gober politicians😂

    • @unitedummah8292
      @unitedummah8292 4 года назад +1

      Doraemooooooooaaaaaannnn!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Cyril_Jacob
      @Cyril_Jacob 3 года назад +2

      @@varshresht_rao right 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Sharvik555
    @Sharvik555 4 месяца назад +1

    Deshbhakt Bhai,,,very good

  • @atifalam7619
    @atifalam7619 6 месяцев назад +1

    So Sweet of you

  • @areebasheikh711
    @areebasheikh711 4 года назад +290

    While seeing this vedio.......sochna padta h kin logo k haath m desh de diya 😂

    • @balrogmusclez272
      @balrogmusclez272 4 года назад +4

      Hmmmm.....shayad pakistan ki janta ne diya hoga

    • @abhaymathur_
      @abhaymathur_ 4 года назад +3

      Ab galti ho gyi SB se
      Kuch solutions v nikl aayega

    • @kalrajitender38
      @kalrajitender38 4 года назад +5

      chai chai chai. pakoda free

    • @muhammadhamza6811
      @muhammadhamza6811 4 года назад +3

      Bhai is main Pakistan na kia kia..

    • @Fitbisht89
      @Fitbisht89 4 года назад

      Jin logo ne bjp ko vote ni dia vhi ye bc krte hai ki apna vote kyu dia

  • @Prashumanila
    @Prashumanila 4 года назад +476

    I sold my 3 milking cows, because I can't store more gold in my house, because IT & ED are more active now a days..😂😂

    • @abidca
      @abidca 4 года назад +6

      Sahi kiya ... warna itne paise wale ho jate to phir samaj nahi aata naa.. sahi kiya sone de wali murgi.. i mean cow ko apne ...

    • @gauravnathan5701
      @gauravnathan5701 4 года назад +19

      Woh toh thik hai, lekin jisko tumne becha tha, uski mob lynching hogayi...

    • @Jhaaninc
      @Jhaaninc 4 года назад

      Selective totally biased and u call urself desh bakth shame on you! Ok so here we go:
      1)How come u left out scamgressi "pappu" making a comment on gold?
      2)When u talk about Indian history u simply see and hear only what u want to! The Internet is a word used today imagine the ability to use telepathic abilities to gather information which is part of CIA researchers.
      3)Nimbus clouds have the ability to deflect RF.
      4)Gravity by an alchemist, a student who was doing a thesis on biblical college came up with gravity was and is still debated.
      5)There are a lot of mention of disease preventing herbs mentioned in ayurveda cow manure is one of them. There is a person in karnataka who claims to do this very thing and USA pharma companies send their scientists into jungles to find cures. VICE news has done a whole episode on it. It's on youtube!
      6)Vimana Shastr du even know what that is. In fact it talks about using Hg as fuel du know the chemical equivalent name? It's mercury and the Nazis did extensive research on it but could not succeed for the primary reason of poor translation of sanskrit! Today Edinburgh university has a whole wing dedicated to sanskrit and researching the veda, puranas and शास्त्र. Google it!
      7)Astrology is closely associated with Astonomy. I'm pretty Dam sure u have no idea about PRECESSION! If u calculate the length of kals as they have been described and using Dasha avataar u will arrive at a precise number that was later discovered many centuries later by a Russian. Its in wikipedia.
      Dam i could just go on and on about the way u have picked and chosen topics and twisted them so miserably lol being ignorant urself and the using the ignorance of ur viewers!

    • @mohammedmuzammil5804
      @mohammedmuzammil5804 4 года назад

      Technology tha🤔😭

    • @devashishpriyadarshi6366
      @devashishpriyadarshi6366 4 года назад +9

      @@Jhaaninc India has all the Vedas puranas and everything, instead of giving these bullshit statements why can they allocate fund to do the same what's happening in US in India too.
      Sanskrit translation is not an issue in India, why has no one in India still decode how to use mercury for jets.
      The videos that you are used to watching are similar to conspiracy theory where both side looks correct.
      And about your selectivity, you talked about how the inventor of gravity is still debated but you did not talk about the statement he gave on the importance of mathematics.
      Ever read aryabhatiya? Or it's translation? Just see how much math and geometry is already present there. But no you just rely on RUclips videos.
      And the only weapon you have is selectivity.

  • @Fazzy_Boss
    @Fazzy_Boss 8 месяцев назад +3

    Good one akash bhai

  • @ac.giitiishvaranandaavadhu3716
    @ac.giitiishvaranandaavadhu3716 8 месяцев назад

    Mind blowing and excellent episode.

  • @musarratvora8278
    @musarratvora8278 4 года назад +150

    This man just kills with his incredible sarcasm, facts and awesome research. Proud of you. Real Indian with knowledge and skills

  • @siddborah
    @siddborah 4 года назад +222

    They be like "I don't understand science, so let's destroy it and make our own!" 😂

    • @itsyasirnawaz
      @itsyasirnawaz 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣

    • @truesunshine7060
      @truesunshine7060 4 года назад

      😂😂😂lol

    • @arpitpandey1270
      @arpitpandey1270 4 года назад

      just shame on youuu Inn chutiyo ko wajh se hindo ko apne dharm ko gaali de rha ye sale muslim ko ya kisi aur ko kabhi kuch nahj bolnge kyuki unse inse khana pani nahi chalta jaisi bhi govt hw kmse km army k khilaf to kaam nahi krti Bomb blast to nahi hote aise saalo koKoi bhi kuch bhi nahi pta he aur tere jaisw chuitye inhe support karte he😠😡😡

    • @mdshahnawaz4413
      @mdshahnawaz4413 4 года назад

      @@arpitpandey1270 har jagha hindu Muslim lana jaruri hai kay bhai

    • @ganiakara
      @ganiakara 4 года назад +1

      Maybe I should become politician and join them too😂

  • @Ramu-bw4ub
    @Ramu-bw4ub 9 месяцев назад +1

    Development ka nahi pata par Vikas ka toh encounter kr diya h😂😂

  • @mdsajidmdsajid5894
    @mdsajidmdsajid5894 Год назад +1

    Bahut badhiya.shukrya

  • @rajeshsaha6992
    @rajeshsaha6992 3 года назад +100

    Gaaye tu Mata hai, aur Gadhe bap ban kar ghoom rahe🤣🤣😂 ye wala mast tha👏👏👏

  • @sujaydas567
    @sujaydas567 4 года назад +107

    Great Sirji... but you've missed the great (a+b)^2 formula

    • @mohammedsirajdhalayat1354
      @mohammedsirajdhalayat1354 4 года назад +5

      Yes very true
      (a+b) whole Square is equals to a square+b square + 2ab the most intilgent person on this earth says 2ab is extra ????? Great mathematics

    • @AbhijitBiswasDBZ
      @AbhijitBiswasDBZ 4 года назад +4

      10 is very less, 10000 Ka list lagega 😂

    • @afsheen030
      @afsheen030 4 года назад +4

      That is really epic dialogue by modi . Peeing human had done an entire video on that😂

    • @mohammadtahaansari231
      @mohammadtahaansari231 4 года назад

      Hahaha

  • @nilam4690
    @nilam4690 7 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂 great work sir 🙏 Grand salute 🙏

  • @kksayyed952
    @kksayyed952 Год назад +1

    Bahot khoob ek zabardast sachchaai batane ke liye mister realy desh bhakt keep it up

  • @proudindian9140
    @proudindian9140 4 года назад +119

    Inventions of the Millennium.
    Neutron
    Electron
    Proton
    Atom
    *Mitron*

    • @silconcityfurniture7666
      @silconcityfurniture7666 4 года назад +1

      You Should Have Add Electron.........

    • @basharali746
      @basharali746 4 года назад

      Haha

    • @times2508
      @times2508 4 года назад

      Millennium 1983-2000 k beech me Paida hote h

    • @greekgod1935
      @greekgod1935 4 года назад

      Times of universe thnk u for the knowledge i didn’t know the meaning of millennials ..

    • @zees9669
      @zees9669 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @farjadmir8842
    @farjadmir8842 4 года назад +112

    Science just committed suicide after watching this video!!!
    RIP SCIENCE 😭😭😭

  • @anusuyamajumder595
    @anusuyamajumder595 Год назад

    Bohot achha laga..... This episode

  • @md.mahidulalamaraf3891
    @md.mahidulalamaraf3891 5 месяцев назад +1

    6:33 Actually Sir Newton discover Gravity with his classical physics's observation of Classical Newtonian mechanics approach.
    And sir Einstein tried to observe Gravity in Modern physics's Quantum Mechanics & General Relativity, inorder to unify the fundamental forces of universe through Quantum Mechanics & General Relativity, from sub-atomic level to celestial objects(Stars, planets,galaxies, blackjoles,.....)

    • @abhishekartsofhardwork4494
      @abhishekartsofhardwork4494 4 месяца назад +1

      Don't become अंध भक्त bro ,,, Einstein and quantum theory aur time dalivatio ka naam bhi pataa nahi hota pure bjp ko 😂😂😂😂

  • @xdadev
    @xdadev 4 года назад +152

    Let's deposit cow dung in our bank accounts now.

  • @priyambharti7746
    @priyambharti7746 3 года назад +196

    This is what happens when there is no education qualification for political leaders .

    • @debashissarkar5638
      @debashissarkar5638 3 года назад +13

      There should be a law to ensure that anyone who wants to be politically active must have a minimum educational qualification,and they should pass an entrance exam just like every major education system..
      Also anyone with any kind of religious beliefs and criminal history can't be a politically active person.
      The supreme court should be given the power to take action against any political leaders if they're accused of corruption or any criminal activities.
      If these things can be implemented in our constitution,70-80% of our problems will be solved immediately😎😎

    • @ho-leesheet5923
      @ho-leesheet5923 3 года назад +3

      @@debashissarkar5638 yes

    • @true558
      @true558 2 года назад +1

      BISMILLAH
      must read Andhi Bhakti kise khte h
      हिंदुत्व के अनुसार कुछ मनोरंजक , रोमांचक बातें
      = > 1 ) Shiv Koi Bghwan Nhi Use Chahiye BHAANG ka nasa or NANGI aurata log use khush krne k liye uska ling bna kr yani sivling ki pooja krte h fir uspr apni maa behno se doodh ghee se malis krvate h taki shiv koo mjaa aye or vo khush ho jaye or unko koi vardaan mil jaye usee nangi auratS chaiye jo uske liing ki malis kre vo bagwan nhi kyuki vo mohtaz h mjee lene ka or liing pr malis krvane ka usne ganesh ki gardan kati k unhe pta nhi tha k ye gnesh mera beta h kya vo bhgwan aesa ho skta h k use kuch pta nhi ho or fir vapas use jinda bhi nhi kr saka asli gardan ke sath usee bhaang ka nsaa , sarab chaiye or nangi aurata
      = > 2 ) 5 Pandav Ek Aurat Dropdi Ke Sath mjee lete bhut mjee liye lekin dropadi ne kuch nhi kha vo chup rhi kuch na boli pancho k sath mjaa jo aa raha tha kaese aadmi the jo ek k sath sbnne mje liye or Voo aurat khusi khusi apna waqt gujarti rahi mje me , dekho aesa nhi krna chaiye ye galat h islam me ye sb haram h kya ye bghwan ka niyam h mahabharata ka krishan bhi mojuud THA vhi pr lekin use apni leela dikhani thi jo ki khud gopio se mje leta unke sath leela jhameela chameela krta uska kanoon to aesa hi hoga
      = > 3 ) Krishna Koi Baghwan Nhi vo chori krta or ldkio ko chedta or nangi ldkio ko nhate hue dekhta mjee leta unse bahuut mje leta or unke kpde uthata or bhaag jaata or tum khte ho ye sb krishan ki leela h krishan makhan khata to ttati bhi krta hoga logo se chup chup kr toilet jaata taki koi na dekhle tatti krte hue , common si baat h. kya vo bagwan aesa ho skta h jo tatti krta ho bewakoofo ldkio ke matko ko pathar markr todna fir ulti ulti harkate krna mjee lena etc kya sb kuch bnane vala aesa ho skta h
      = > 4 ) Brahma Koi Bgwan Nhi Usne Apni Beti saraswati ke sath blatkar kiya uske sath mjee liye bhut majee liye
      search krlo agar anpadh ho bina padhe likhe usko pooojte ho jise tum khud bnate ho or USE TUM brahmand ko bnane vala khte ho
      = > 5 ) RAM KOI BAGHWAN NHI jo khud paida hota h vo sb kuch bnane vala nhi hota , varna unhe Pta Hota K Sita pavitra h ya nhi to agni parikhsa ki jroorat nhi pdti , raavan k bare m bhi nhi pta tha k kaese marega or na laxman ko jivit krske jb vo megnath ke teero se marne vala tha phir rishi ko bulaya or hath jodkar kha rote hue k Mera Bhai kaese theek hoga , kaese theek hoga laxman , koi upay h rishi apke pas ram bhgwan hota to theek na krdeta khud puchne ki jroorat nhi , ram khana khata to toilet bhi jata hoga kya vo sb kuch bnane vala aesa ho skta h andhe mt bno
      = > 6 ) HANUMAN KOI BAGHWAN NHI jb rishi lxman ko bachane k liye jdi buti btayi to use lene gye agar bhgwan hota to khud theek na krdeta or pta bhi nhi tha konsi jdi buti h pura pahad hi utha laye
      dekho andhe mat bno
      = > 7) JO PHLE MURTIYA TODI h agar un murtiyo m taqat hoti to tutne se bacha na leti blki pandit khud unhe uthaa utha kr baghe h bachane k liye, jo murtiya apne aap ko na bacha saki tumhe kya bachaegi dekho andhe mt bno samjho
      = > 8 ) GANESH KOI BAGHWAN NHI apni gardan nhi bacha ska tumhari kya bachaega
      Ladoo Khata To TOILET Bhi Jaata Hoga khaA krtaTA hoga kaese Dhota chup chup kr krta
      = > 9 ) HINDUSS KE ANUSAR DEVI DEVTA BGWAN H " lekin bgwan ko hatiyar ki jroorat nhi " or koi bhi kisi bhi devlok swarg lok pr hamla krdeta h , haha bewakoofo andhe mt bno
      = > 10 ) Gautam buddha ka phle sidharth naam tha vo raza ke bete the phir ek din vo apne mahl se bahr ghumne ke liye nikle unhe pta nhi tha k bhar kya hota log kaese rahte h to
      1)unhone logo ko muskilo me dekha
      koi gareeb h
      koi bimaar h
      kisi ko maut aa chuuki etc etc etc
      2)phir unhone sanyas liya or dhyaan lgana shuru krdiya
      RESUlts
      1) Ab Jise Ye Na Pta Ho K mere mahl se bahr kya hora h kya vo baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi
      2) 2) jise khud maut aa gyi apni maut ko na rok saka ho budhape ko na rok saka ho kya baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi
      3) 3) jo khana khata ho toilet jata ho dhota ho ttati ko kya vo baghwan ho sakta h ? nhi
      4) ALLAH / ISWAR / GOD kisi ka mohtaz nhi
      = > JESUS bhi pagembar the Muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam se phle. Muhammad akhri pagembar / kalki avtar h or jesus se phle bhi avtar aye lekin logo ne vo kitabe badal dali jo phle quran se phle utri h pagembaro pr
      RESULT
      BISMILLAH
      ALLAH - ARABIC ] DIFFERENT NAME
      ISWAR - HINDI ]
      GOD - ENGLISH ]
      = > अपने बनाने वाले को पहचानो इससे पहले की मौत आ जाए और तुम पछताते हुए रह जाओ ,
      jo sb kuch bnane vala hai usee tum nhi bna skte or naa roop de skte.
      = > Jisko Allah ke Siva Pooja jata hai
      वह एक मक्खी नहीं बना सकते , अगर एक मक्खी उन पर बैठ जाए उसे उड़ा नहीं सकते , एक मक्खी अगर उनसे कुछ छीन कर ले जाए उसे छुड़ा नहीं सकते , गिर जाए तो उठ नहीं सकते टूट जाएं तो जुड़ नहीं सकते , कुछ बना नहीं सकते खुद बनाए जाते हैं ,तुम अल्लाह की इबादत करो जो सब कुछ बनाने वाला है ।
      Tum sab Allah se mafi maango vo bada maaf karne wala hai jitne tumhare gunah hai sab maaf kar dega agar tum uske Hukumo pr chaloge
      = > ALLAH / GOD / ISWAR kisi chiz ka mohtaz nhi kya vo insaan h hmari tarah - Nhi
      hum use dekh nhi skte or na hmare andar itni taqat h k hum use bna ske jbki vo sb kuch bnane vala h
      1 ) JISNE Tumhari suraat bnai , jisne tumhe ek Gande paani se paida kiya (maa or baap se) phir vo paani rang roop liya ankhe , hath , kaan , dil , dimaag , kya ye apne aap bn gaye - nhi
      = > जिसने अल्लाह का हुकुम झुठलाया वह काफिर हो गया
      = > Allah na biwi rakhta hai na aulad , ALLAH koo kisi chiz ki jarurat nahin - na khane peene ki , Na aurat ki , na bacche ki , vo kisi chiz ka mohtaj nahin ,
      अल्लाह को ना ऊंघ आती है ना नींद वह हमेशा हमेशा से जिंदा है और हमेशा हमेशा जिंदा रहेगा ।
      = > tumko banaya gya h kisi maksad k liye
      Allah ne tumhe isliye paida Kiya hai ki tum uske Hukum ko Mano , uske bheje hue pagembar ke pari ke par chalo , kyunki ye duniya imtihaan hai , imtihaan hai iska ke Tum Allah ke hukmo pr chalte ho ya nahin
      = > Jo kuchh jameen mein hai jo kuchh aasmanon mein sab kuchh Allah ka hai aur jo hamare pass hai vah hame di gai Amanat hai
      ALLAH ki ibadat kro uske btaye tariqe agar apni marzi se kroge to naqam ho jaoge yani akhri pagembar muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam k btaye tariqe pr
      1 ) sabse pahla Allah ka Hukum yah hai ki yakin ho ki
      " Allah ke siwa koi dusra ibadat ke layak nahin Muhammad sallallahu alaihi wasallam Allah ke akhiri pagembar Rasool hai "
      2 ) dusra Hukum
      " 5 waqt ki namaj ka hai jisnein panch waqt ki namaj ko jhutlaya vo kafir ho gya "
      = > Jisne Allah ke sath sath dusron ki bhi Pooja ki yani usne sabhi dharmon ko mana too usne Allah ka pahla Hukum jhutlaya , iski bhi saza nark h , yani vo kafir h
      = > Dhyan rakho ki Muhammad sallallahu alayhi wa sallam ek makkhi nahin banaa sakte vah mohtaj hain paigambar yani Avtaro ki bhi Puja nahin ki ja sakti agar Allah ke siwa kisi ki Puja ki too kafir ho jaenge or narak mein daal Diya jaega.
      = > Kuch Quran ki aayaton ka matlab
      " ऐ पैगंबर (मुहम्मद) अगर तुम वही ऐ इलाही के आने के बाद भी गैरों के रास्ते पर चलोगे तो तुमको हमारी पकड़ से बचाने वाला ना कोई दोस्त होगा ना कोई मददगार "
      " अगर ये पैगंबर (मोहम्मद) हमारी निस्बत कोई बात झूठ बना लाते तो हम इनका दाहिना हाथ पकड़ लेते और इनकी रगे गर्दन काट डालते फिर हमको इससे कोई रोकने वाला ना होता "
      = > KAFIR bna deta yee khna ★↓
      1 ) Ya Ali , Ya Rasool Allah , maula Ali , Bhar do jholi meri Ya Mohammed , ya Hussain , jiski maut ho chuki ho usko ya kahna pukarna , Kafir banaa deta hai matam manana Muharram ko ye sb haram hai jabki Mohammed sallallahu alaihi wasallam ne ye chizen nahin batai aur jab Mohammed Zinda thee is duniya m ye chizen thi bhi nahin - ye logoo ne khud banai hai apni taraf se
      = > Ya ka matlab hota hai pukarna
      jisko maut a jaaye usko pukara nahin ja sakta aur Allah har jagah maujood hai usko Pukar sakte hain
      = ) Man Lo tumhari man Jinda hai To Tum kahoge ki " ya maa mujhe roti de do" to vo tumhen roti de degi thik h .
      ab Agar unki maut Ho jaati hai - orr ab tum ne " ya maa mujhe roti de do " aur ab tumhare pass tumhari mein mojud Na hogi to Tum kafir Ho jaaoge kyunki tumhari man tumhare pass maujud nahin aur Allah Jo har jagah maujud hai usko pukara ja sakta hai Tum kah sakte ho Allah se - ya Allah meri madad kijiye mujh par Reham farmaye , meri roti ka intezaam kar dijiye ,
      Ya Allah main mafi mangta hun mujhse koi galti hui ho .
      = > Kahin bhi kisi dargah par jakar sazda naa karna , dargah walon se jakar duaaen Na mangna unhen khud maut aa chuki hai , vo khud mohtaj hai jaise ki tum mohtaj Ho
      so plz minimum one time read Quran , it is a word of god , i promise you will know everything that you want .
      Search on RUclips full Quran translation in your language
      And subscribe for more......,...,.... .,...

    • @sahilusman686
      @sahilusman686 2 года назад +4

      Actually there r well educated ppl in this party talking nonsense...their qualifications r of no use...o maybe they got degree like our prime minister

    • @mujahidmohammad1656
      @mujahidmohammad1656 2 года назад +2

      It's true sister

  • @user-ic2io5qj8p
    @user-ic2io5qj8p 16 дней назад

    Bahut khoob.

  • @user-cn4qu8tv4f
    @user-cn4qu8tv4f 6 дней назад

    भारतीय नेता अद्भुत तेजस्वी दिमाग का स्तर प्राप्त प्राणी हैं।

  • @voodoomagic90
    @voodoomagic90 3 года назад +462

    " we saw a human turning into an ape and then turning into a politician" omg i died laughing from this! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @munsinasimali5888
      @munsinasimali5888 3 года назад +4

      Apko dar nehi lagta ? In sab transformed Ape se😉!!!

    • @AlamWorlds
      @AlamWorlds Год назад

      @Allah 🔒 TAALA Brahma aur sarswati be like Hume bhool gyaa 😂😂😂😂

    • @mmwajid2007
      @mmwajid2007 Год назад

      ऐसे PM और ऐसे सांसद से अच्छे काम की क्या उम्मीद की जासकती है?

    • @dravikush
      @dravikush Год назад

      @@munsinasimali5888
      Pura bharat daraa hua he......

  • @echo2014
    @echo2014 3 года назад +542

    2 min scilence for me and my brothers sisters who have taken science

    • @Suraj-_-Sood
      @Suraj-_-Sood 3 года назад +10

      😂😂😂😂

    • @GodKnowsWho786
      @GodKnowsWho786 3 года назад +8

      Your dp 😂😂

    • @mohitaahuja4956
      @mohitaahuja4956 3 года назад +11

      I was also a science student and after seeing this video I was like "what the hell is this???"

    • @mehak6259
      @mehak6259 3 года назад +1

      same to you

    • @beast4073
      @beast4073 3 года назад +3

      It's good to see science with facts and hard with formulas 😂😂😂

  • @syed4603
    @syed4603 11 месяцев назад

    Very good @Deshbhakt team

  • @dadapeersherewad5106
    @dadapeersherewad5106 4 месяца назад

    Excellent video bro..❤

  • @fazeelzubair2787
    @fazeelzubair2787 4 года назад +36

    5:15 after few years saffron leaders will say Ram already had missiles. APJ Abdul kalam copied them and used his name. Awarding him Bharat ratna, president post, etc was a mistake

    • @princepandey-xb9iy
      @princepandey-xb9iy 3 года назад +1

      Stop bringing the name of our idol in ur filthy conversation.. u know it's sensitive..

    • @fazeelzubair2787
      @fazeelzubair2787 3 года назад

      @@princepandey-xb9iy read this comment after 30 years... I'm sure your grand children will abuse your idol

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@princepandey-xb9iywut

  • @mubeen4156
    @mubeen4156 4 года назад +95

    Science hum sharminda hai tera kaatil zinda hai ........😭😭😭...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @varungupta9629
      @varungupta9629 4 года назад

      Haan tere m to sab scientific h na??

    • @manjeetshrivastva9607
      @manjeetshrivastva9607 4 года назад

      Ha bhai Pakistan me kuchh hinduo ko bula le tum logo ka science garv karne lagega

    • @uzmabe289
      @uzmabe289 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-uh1fl8pq6g
    @user-uh1fl8pq6g 6 месяцев назад

    👏Big hands for our new scientists

  • @HarroldWesterling
    @HarroldWesterling 6 месяцев назад +2

    "Yahan gaay mata to he hi lekin gadhe baap bankar ghum rahe hain!" Epic! 😂

  • @anannyachakraborty5602
    @anannyachakraborty5602 4 года назад +174

    I'm laughing my ass out 😂😂😂😂😂
    Especially, hagne me sona aur mut me Durex 😂😂😂😂

    • @abhishekrai5268
      @abhishekrai5268 4 года назад +1

      I love ur comment anannya

    • @riz35
      @riz35 4 года назад +2

      hahahahhahaha

    • @shaikhmatiulbari3895
      @shaikhmatiulbari3895 4 года назад +5

      I'm laughing my ass out....
      Me has raha G**nd nikaal ke....
      😂😂😂😂
      No offence intended

    • @falconworld1061
      @falconworld1061 4 года назад +2

      Maryaada ki bhi seema hoti hai 😁😄😆😅😂

    • @Ash-sw6sc
      @Ash-sw6sc 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sunny27jan
    @sunny27jan 3 года назад +421

    This is 100% proved that politicians of ruling party are illiterate.

    • @iamanonymous9895
      @iamanonymous9895 3 года назад +8

      Then the opposition must definitely be worse than that....

    • @debashissarkar5638
      @debashissarkar5638 3 года назад +21

      Unpad,gawar aur criminals🤣😂

    • @Alijah007
      @Alijah007 3 года назад +45

      All are graduate from RSS university in HATE and DIVIDE OWN PEOPLE

    • @Zarafin
      @Zarafin 3 года назад +17

      Someone who's educated isn't dumb enough to get into politics that's why we have idiots running our country.

    • @ohwhatthebass8882
      @ohwhatthebass8882 3 года назад +1

      @@Zarafin bro agr bevkoof log ki bharat ko chala rhe h...to ye desh kbka tabah ho chuka hota....me koi andhbhakt nhi hu..i don't support any party...but tum jese chutiya bathroom m bethke kuch bi comment krdo..bolna aasan hota h krna bhot mushkil..tum jese culture less log os desh p dhabba ho..country k liye kuch kia h kbhi??agr nhi to faltu bolke oro ka moral bi down mt kro..
      Sch m yrr chutiye hi ho tum jese...

  • @abhijeetsachan77
    @abhijeetsachan77 8 месяцев назад +2

    Here after watching part 2

  • @user-xu3st8mp3g
    @user-xu3st8mp3g 8 месяцев назад

    Greatest job bro God bless you ❤

  • @dhruvpahwa
    @dhruvpahwa 3 года назад +453

    And Ramesh Pokhriyal is our Education Minister......no more words needed

  • @nileshsharma6265
    @nileshsharma6265 4 года назад +110

    pragya was treated for pimples and she thought it was cancer (jk)😂

    • @rohithreddy5392
      @rohithreddy5392 4 года назад +1

      Rofl...hahahaha

    • @tamannachoudhury5390
      @tamannachoudhury5390 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @techsnuffbox9856
      @techsnuffbox9856 4 года назад +2

      Loll...🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @baap_ji8043
      @baap_ji8043 3 года назад

      Now I came to know.... the Cancer treatment was already discovered in india 😎😎....😀😀😂😂🤣🤣

  • @lemalema-iw8fx
    @lemalema-iw8fx 6 месяцев назад +2

    Lovely political science

  • @tatyaraonaik1018
    @tatyaraonaik1018 7 дней назад

    Superb Akash bhai

  • @aadilali4358
    @aadilali4358 4 года назад +233

    I can't stop laughing in this whole episode..This ep is lit😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣. And shared it to family group.

    • @tellagakrakhna9232
      @tellagakrakhna9232 4 года назад

      Saale mulle tere dharam pe video banane wala hu fatwa mat diyo 🤣🤣

    • @aadilali4358
      @aadilali4358 4 года назад +5

      @@tellagakrakhna9232 banne ke baad link tag kar dena..😂😂😂😂😂 .

    • @tellagakrakhna9232
      @tellagakrakhna9232 4 года назад

      @S Chouhan bhai mera comment padh lo maine kya pucha h Banerjee sir se fir bolna. Iss coment thread k bahar bhi dekh lo bhai.

    • @tellagakrakhna9232
      @tellagakrakhna9232 4 года назад

      @S Chouhan hor muje pata h wo mere question ka jawab nai denge. Reason apko bhi pata h.

    • @tellagakrakhna9232
      @tellagakrakhna9232 4 года назад

      @S Chouhan i apologize but will mr.banerjee answer my question. Otherwise i will consider him biased.

  • @abdurraheemibraheem2439
    @abdurraheemibraheem2439 4 года назад +126

    Some people should read but they are writing and speaking.

    • @commonman7690
      @commonman7690 4 года назад +2

      Waah! What a line.
      👍💐💐💐

    • @commonman7690
      @commonman7690 4 года назад +2

      Wow! What a line.
      Aaina dikha Diya murkho ko.🤗

    • @commonman7690
      @commonman7690 4 года назад +1

      Absolutely right 👌

    • @imamangoo8632
      @imamangoo8632 4 года назад +1

      And leasting to baba's

  • @B.Daniel-od3ki
    @B.Daniel-od3ki 12 дней назад

    Really enjoyed and your views are commendable

  • @drfirozk
    @drfirozk 9 месяцев назад +1

    Expecting an extended episode from you incorporating newest scientific blockbusters😂