Ken Ashcorp - Burgz
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
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Album artwork by: / alphenavt
Hey man, I just like burgers a lot. Gotta get my burgz.
Knowing this panda girl, it's a wonder why this song isn't about Tacos instead...
It's a song about burgers and maybe relationships who knoooows???
LYRICS
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Well it was just
5 guys on a night out
(Oh)
Looks like they could box your lights out
Insatiable hunger
Looking for the one they could take home right now
They're all getting salty
Wanna be sonic but they're not fast enough
Wanna be that Mac Daddy
But this game of thrones is just too tough
And you can't be the king if you taste like shit
The other 4 guys don't mind a bit
And these Randy Bo Bandy's are so demanding
Knock that pat flat but I'm still standing
Wendy's just another silly girl I knew but those days are all long gone
If you were right the first time then how could you be wrong?
Oh, you're 23 years old now
Stick with what you know
The burger joint just down the road seems like the place to go
Oh, it's comfortable and inviting and it won't tell you lies
I want that Bacon Cheeseburger with those damn good fries
Well I was just
Feeling kinda greasy
Backstreets feels kinda sleazy
Prices hiked as high as your tights
And I can't help just feeling queasy
Thank god it's friday
Said nobody ever as we all flew out the door
Acting up like a dairy queen and a size queen's always wanting more
KFC more like JFC
I wanna try something new to me
In with excitement, out with scoff
This disappointment can fudd ruck off
Annie might be fun, but I'll never shack
If I die before then of a heart attack
If there's never a first time
Then how can I come back?
Oh, you're 23 years old now
Stick with what you know
The burger joint just down the road seems like the place to go
Oh, it's comfortable and inviting and it won't tell you lies
I want that Bacon Cheeseburger with those damn good fries
Have your burger however you like
No I don't mind, no I don't mind
I'm just looking for the right one for me
Don't care how it long it takes to find
However you like
No I don't mind, no I don't mind
I know she's the right one for me
Takes the stress away from the daily grind
However you like
No I don't mind, no I don't mind
I'm just looking for the right one for me
Don't care how it long it takes to find
However you like
No I don't mind, no I don't mind
I know she's the right one for me
Takes the stress away from the daily grind
(x3 to finish)
"5 guys on a night out" - Five Guys Burger and Fries
"Looks like they could box your lights out" - Jack In The Box
"Wanna be Sonic but they're just not fast enough" - Sonic Drive-In
"Wanna be that Mac daddy" - McDonald's
"And you can't be the king if you taste like shit" - Burger King
"Wendy's just another silly girl I knew" - Wendy's
"Backstreets feel kinda sleazy" - Backstreet Burger
"Thank god it's Friday" - TGI Friday's
"Acting up like a dairy queen" - Dairy Queen
"KFC? More like JFC" - Kentucky Fried Chicken
"This disappointment can fudd ruck off" - Fuddruckers
"Annie might be fun, but I'll never shack" - Annie's Burger Shack
So did I miss any?
Heart Attack Grill B)
Loved the sonic reference especially
You like sonic the hedgehog Ken?
Ah, never heard of that place, so I thought it was just a general reference to what burgers'll do to you. Thanks!
What about "the other 4 guys don't mind a bit" that's 5 guys too
"In with excitement, out with scoff" - In N Out?
I literally waited 8 years for this moment, I'm finally 23 years old and guess what i'm eating right now while hearing this song in loop
It's actually a vegetarian "bacon and cheeseburger with fries" cuz i'm a vegetarian but still, i've been waiting for this moment so long ♥
@@sunee4726 same on the burger front, been trying to cut red meat out of my diet more, so i get impossible burger to fill that craving lol
im happy for you man
Same except I'm 29 and I was 23 when this song came out good times :D
That´s a funny coincidence, I just discovered this song and I´m 15 too :D
I think it´d be funny if I did the same, commented about it and then have my comment discovered by another 15 year old who just discovered this song and then it could become some kind of cycle XD
I'm 23 now and there's not a song out there that could make more sense than this one.
The 69th like was placed... BY NONE OTHER THAN I!!!
This and What's My Age Again? - Blink-182
Now your 28!
What a lovely song about food with absolutely _no_ sexual undertones, whatsoever.
Ah yes. Of course.
I dont know the sexual undertones on this one
@@sopaipillasss size queens always wanting more
@@rocketleax5 OH ok now suddenly it all makes way more sense
FRIST
On every popular video...this.
Ken, since you are making this song public in a week, could you make the "long live the queen" song public too?
I don't think it's possible to make a joke out of the "first" thing......
With the exception of "Thirst" from that video with the singing of the hentai artist.
Speaking of which, I feel like the audio kind of over powered the vocals. It'd be cool if you kept it in mind not to do that kthx
Leviathan Soul "This free music doesn't meet my tastes, i desire you to change your style for me."
Get out.
Realthx It's just uncanny mixing to him. Doesn't mean he didn't like the song.
Dam! You're on form to have another one already ready after such a long hiatus :DD
Creeps you are too _spoopy_ to be here :c
Obligatory post about how you like everything I like
I love your creepy nararrations!
Wow creepsmcpasta in the comments of a ken ashcorp video? I would have never guessed.
CreepsMcPasta hey Creeps. Fancy seeing you here.
Hey Ken, i'm counting on this song to be accurate when i turn 23.
when will that be
@@1sunshin3 A little over 4 years. No where close but i won't stop listening to it.
@@marshkipgaming1754 Keep it up.
Currently 23, can confirm its accurate
Turning 23 in 3 days and here for that exact reason lmao
Now that I am, in fact, 23 years old now, I can confirm that the burger joint just down the road does indeed seem like the place to go
CAUSE YOU GOTTA HAVE FAITH, FAITH, FA-I MEAN, BURGERS
He warned us....
6...days... Q are you a timelord?
walkerman2001 Shush hes a time traveler.
TRIPLE-SAMA NOTICE MEUFULEFHESUNFSZEF-
Fun Fact: Pandas normally don't eat meat because they're not suited to hunt other animals. But if you give them meat, they can eat it.
Wild pandas have in fact been known to eat small rodents and even musk deer fawns.
I saw a horse eat a baby chicken. Animals are wack
Most herbivores are omnivores if presented the opportunity.
Yeah pandas are actually really shitty at being bears.
and if you give them a gun, they'll be fit to hunt
I started listening to Ken when I was 13 now I'm 23 and I really want a bacon cheese burger.
I was 23 when this song came out. Kinda felt like it was for me.
Just turned 23, birthday went awfully. But making a nice homemade bacon cheese burger made it a little better.
rough time for a birthday, my dude. my condolences. here's hoping the next one is better
@Oreobush shit, im nearing the end
@Oreobush what's the coffee mug say?
happy early 24th
@@qweerboy48 Thank you
i thought clicking on the burger would reveal the whole picture... but you know, this works too.
Can you link me to what it sent you to? the annotation's not there for me...
This song hits differently when you realise that you used to listen to it at 18 and you're 23 years old now :///
Stop
Trent Sprigler ok?
Stick with what you know
Skeletron1091 I think this is the right one for me.
Bet!!
This is literally the best song about burgers I have ever heard in my life.
Who else wants a burger now?
me
When the song about finding the right burger joint to eat at slaps more than majority of the radio stations
that's why I got an aux cable I don't wanna be at the mercy of goth loser radio DJs anymore
I really love how this sounds like a 2002 soft radio rock, all the nostalgia, none of the tired crap.
"This disappointment can Fudd Ruck off" I love that line-
Bro really woke up one day and said "mmm burger song"
It’s good though
@@bunnybomb4149 tru
can we take a moment to appreciate that ken took time out of his day to make a song about burgers?
Thought it was about dating in your 20s
You're both right
And definitely nothing else.
Most definitely not about anything else.
@@wardengage4173 totally not
Despite the difference in subject matter this song encapsulates the same feeling as going to a girl's house but her dad is interesting and you end up listening to boomer stories instead of smashing
Smashings good until you realise her dads a Nam vet then you gotta listen
@@KawaiiCanadafreememes punji stick > this dick
Well what if the dad be looking kinda thicc...
@@vulpes7079 ayo????
@@vulpes7079
got stories✅
thicc✅
looks like he's already fairing well compared to his daughter
My guy made a song about 5 Guys burgers and fries, hell yeah
and game of thrones
This song gets me through the rough times and I'm so glad I fell in love with it.
Just turned 23 and the burger joint just down the road got me feeling comfy
4 years more and this will hit me again
24 years old and forgot to listen to this. Welp, see you next life **points gun to my head**
As a man that really loves puns too much, this song brings me so, so, so, SOOOOOOO much joy
How did it take me SEVEN YEARS to hear the lyric "Size Queens always wantin' more"?!
23 years old now, been listening forever its so crazy how long ago this was
I'm 25 and remember rediscovering this gem when I was 23, listened to it when it dropped and fell in love but memory isn't my strong suit
I fear someday I will be too old to listen ken's stuff without feeling weird about it
@@commiecat5879 I don't think I will I sure hope I don't lose sight of who i am with age
Bro I first discovered this song when I was like 18, I remember thinking I'd be like, a grownup at 23. I randomly listened to this song again today, and reality hit me like a fucking truck
Why does all of his songs slap so hard???
It's been 4 years.
I am 23 years old now.
I've been looking forward to this day for a long time.
Vimto Toby, now with an icon
Happy birthday!
I know that feels bro...
I JUST got the 5 Guys part! SHIET! You're so great!
The profile picture tho.
*****
atleast its not bloo
At least it's not Mac either...
John Puckett jesus dude is that profile needed? well i cant realy talk
***** IT'S A TRAP!! if you know where it's from then you have already lost...
what a nice song with no sexual undertones
Just turned 23 at the first of july. Came back to this song today. Its perfect. I celebrated my birtday with my friends and I had a burger at the pub. Its crazy to think thaI was 14 when this song came out
I was 23 when this song came out. Yes I'm old.
@@Slaegar wow
To be honest
You are as old as you feel you are
I feel like I'm still 14 and havent changed since and I dont look a day older either
@@raralightningI do still feel like a dork.
𝓝𝓸𝔀 𝓰𝓸 𝓸𝓾𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓼!
@@raralightning same bro. people treat me like im older than i feel like i am.
Congrats on 23
That face...I feel like it is judging me because I'm listening to this song AGAIN for like the 100th time in a row.
A true classic, my mother used to play this song to me in the womb. 23 now & I still listen to this song while I eat big bacon cheeseburger.
?
wait... your 23, so your born in 2001. This song was posted around 2015... huh?
@@Cocopuffs-jq9ig _that's_ the part you're questioning, alright.
Do you eat it with those damn good fries?
Found this song 9 years after its release and it applies so well to lofe right now we found a burger joint down the road i can never remember the name of that opened a year ago but its better then fast food places with the best fries. Currently addicted to this song
4 weeks later and still addictied ☺️
?
turning 23, 10 years later still a banger
Funny story, I was listening to Ken's playlist on SoundCloud when I was with my bro and sis. We wanted to find someplace to eat we didn't know where to go, until my sis said, " Let's go to PDQ." Once she said that Burgz started to play so I agreed on it.
Best decision and best song ever.
But....who gets burgers at PDQ? O-o
Ya boi is 23 years old today. This seemed like the place to go.
Not like I can go anywhere else anyways...
Happy Goddamn birthday then. I'll have a drink for you.
I'm 23 years old now, sticking with what I know, and burger joint just down the road seems like the place to go. 5 years I've waited to fully appreciate this song
I'm so depressed I've listened to this song basically on repeat and it's the only thing keeping me going I swear
ya want a bacon cheese burger?
@@spuznut8961 Are you talking about food or size rankings because yes
Na just a burg
Keep it up, man. You can do it.
Yo, Wanna go to Wendy's? Sonic?? McDonalds???
Wow okay this song kicks ass. Loving that slight Brit accent. Also digging the lyrics. Burgers and relationships speak to me you know? Mostly burgers though.
kkey2112 Yeahyeah. Months later he hasn't made progress.
kkey2112 And yet people gave me shit for laughing ;____;
kkey2112 On top of all that, he was asking ken for permission, but the uploader wasn't Ken.
The 69th like was placed... BY NONE OTHER THAN I!!!
@@grimeyx ok old comment but whats the video?
I just turned 23 years old now 8 minutes ago.
Instantly came back here.
Now thats some dedication
I was 23 when this song came out. Time sure does fly.
Happy Birthday! May all your dreams come true.
Wait omg you're here? Hi!
Turning 24 in two days. Gotta find the right burger joint before its too late
Happy Early Birthday! :)
Happy early birthday, random internet man
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Happy Birthday, hope you found the joint
Happy Birthday!
My favorite of ken ashcorp, maybe one day he’ll get the huge ass credit he deserves
He needs to start his own burger chain in his style that plays his music, I would go there so many times a week and buy alot of burgers and merchandise.
This inspires me to actually make something with my guitar but than i see a elder scrolls game in my steam and forget about it...
did you start on Morrowind? my first was dagger fall
I honestly don't remember how or why I first started listening to Ken, but goddamn every single song is a fuckin' BANGER
same here XD
As a 23 year old fan of your music re-visiting this song for the first time in years, I am uncomfortable with just how closely this resembles my life right now. I now really want a Bacon Cheeseburger from our local family cafe. Damn you Ken, I love you.
Tfw im actually 23 years old now.
This hits different
"thank god it's friday, said nobody ever as we all flew out the door"
Accurate, I was still in high school when this came out.
The day I turned 23 this popped up in my recommended, thanks ken lmao
"Draw her eating a delicious burger"
25 now, listened to this on my last day before turning 24. God so much time has gone by, 23 felt so far away now it’s rapidly growing behind me.
I may be a pleb...
But I have no regrets on finding an awesome song.
I found you...
Just dropping by for a listen on my 23rd birthday, with a bacon cheeseburger in front of me. Thanks ken, i've been planning this since I first heard this banger.
i found this song 4 weeks after its upload, i had been 24 for 4 days haha so i missed that window
that "DAMNNNNNN GOOD FRIES." hits hard. lol
When I first discovered this song I was like "I gotta listen to this at least once when I'm 23"
Well it's been 6 years apparently but I just realized I'm 23 and am listening to it so.. mission accomplished. Didn't think I'd make it this far 😂
The wordplay in this song makes it one of my favorite ever.
I is confused i thought it was about burgers
The way the burger is being held is giving me anxiety. THINK ABOUT YOUR SLEEVES WOMAN
Ken Aschorp. The only musician that can write a song and have it still be relevant and popular *5 years later*
I can proudly say I'm actually having a bacon cheeseburger for the first time with some pretty good fries as I listen to this for like the tenth time, truly the right one for me.
This song actually made me want burgers once. I got them a day late, on the bright side I got a bacon-cheese burger with those d*mn good fries.😎
um damn isnt a curse Word so- no need to censor it????
Damn is technically a curse word.
There's no reason to censor any word. Anyone who is too young for cuss words shouldn't be on RUclips in the first place.
+Uni I Honesty don't give a dam if a "under age" kid is on RUclips, watching videos without their parents knowing. Also I'm in Highschool and I didn't censor dam in this comment.
Er... then why is "damn" censored?
I swear, with how recent all these comments are, Ken Ashcorp is going through a renaissance.
I get whiplash hearing this on the radio.
?
what bloody station plays this
@@lh4245 kicks 106
@@StarHorder No fucking way
Wait for real?
Out of all of Ken Ashcorps songs this is probably the best.
Definitely one of the safest ones to listen to when you've got kids and/or relatives around.
@@jruler93 what would be the worst one then?
@@idle-hands Touch fluffy tail
@@NukFur Absolute Territory
@@idle-hands We're shameless
A rule for the future: always remember to watch the whole Ken's video in case there's someting hidden in the most interesting place.
Lesson learned
Correction: Click all dem hamburguers.
I don't see the annotation. What did it link you to?
Josh Carrero The previous Ken's song "In The Zone".
For the short time the hamburger becomes clickable and the link leads to this song. So that you could watch this a week earlier. Just watch the whole "In The Zone" video patiently.
Ohhh, that's awesome! I'm going to have to pay more attention from now on.
Ken Ashcorp: king of catchiness
You probably wouldn't think it, but this song has helped me through some hard times. Maybe it's the upbeat attitude of it, but it comforts me really well... It couldn't be because it's about fastfood, could it?
Anyways, I love your music, thank you for everything you do, Ken.
*"It's a song about burgers and maybe relationships who knoooows???"* - Ken
As a 23yo with very little consistency in their life. Thank you for being one of the stable things Ken. I know you won't read this, but you've helped shape who I am. Goofy, kind and loving of all things weird. Thank you for being you. I've been here for a while and I'll stay here a while longer
I genuinely don't think I can get tired of listening to this song
If you play it every minute you might...
At least for about an hour or so... then it's back to never getting tired listening...
GODDAMN I LOVE HIS CHARACTER
I know right!? Kenny is so goddamn cute
It isn't like he just magically gained the ability to make great music. If you wanna do something cool, go try.
Seriously though, it's (most likely) not like he was born with the skills to make music like this. It takes time, you just have to try. I've been making various types of music for almost three years now and only last year did I start making full length songs that could be considered listenable. Even if the song you make sounds like shit, finish it, it's the only way you're gonna get better. Same goes for anything pretty much.
I don't know how many times I've commented this under one of Ken's songs but 𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒚 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒅𝒖𝒅𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒕 𝕊𝕃𝔸ℙ𝕊
@Sebastian Antonio ur rite, finger may have slipped
A Pan With No Plan, I Thunk you slupped you funger
24 now, i come to this song every year, it gives me comfort, the future will surely be ok
First listened to this when I was 19, 30 years old now. If only you knew how bad things get
things have been getting tough yeah but we'll all make it, stay strong
The best burger joint in my state is in a place you may or may not get stabbed. Worth it though.
I'd be honored to be stabbed by the panda in the art though
I wanna get stabbed too.
dont we all sometimes?
lol
lacksys ash panda"my burgz bitch"
I love how you can still find comments from like a day ago and this has been up for years
When this came out, I was 23 just like the lyrics.
Now I'm almost 30. I love this song but I hate how old it makes me feel ;_;
Growing older and living is one of the greatest gifts I could have hoped for. I've had friends leave me behind well before their time and I'd give anything to let them have 7 more years. If there's one thing that the living can do it's remember and if there's one thing that a song can do it's make you remember a time and a place.
I'd like to think that my music, though cringeworthy at times, can make someone remember a good time and a good place in their life. The fact that we can do that is worth growing older.
Hope you're alright, Zwimmy
@@KenAshcorp hope u have a nice day
I was 16 when this came out, and now I’m 23! Feels fucking weird, man.
Ken Ashcorp I love you Ken, you give me some of the purest smiles
@@KenAshcorp Thanks Ken
7 years later still one of my favorite songs.
It shot to the top of the list the day it came out and, uh, I had no idea it's been 7 years.
this guys music is so diverse its crazy
so true
@@radrobotics8884 how the hell did you even find this comment
People constantly post new comments everyday, it's gotten to be so much that new comments show first now
@@keybored13 houngry
@@radrobotics8884how are you finding my comments
Out of all the songs ken has written, my favorite is just talking about burgers and how good they are
song's fucked up because I was 23 when it was posted and that made it relatable but now I'm 32
Close enough
"you were wrong the first time, but how couldn't you be right?
oh you're 32 years old now, why stick with what you know? and that drive-thru place just up the road seems like the place to go"
I'm exactly the same boss, whew... feels bad man.
@@stackedjack8886 Own your age brother, aging sucks but that's life gotta keep looking for the good shit down the way
@@alchene321 I just got back in the gym, might feel bad being older, but the only person who can let it hold me back is me.
As years go by, this gradually becomes my favourite Ken's song
I need to get management to add this song to the playlist at Freddy's.
@@25thVictory Freddy's. It's a burger and frozen custard joint. Sundaes, concretes, shakes, burgers, chicken sandwiches, that sort of thing.
bro's working at FNAF irl
@@Gremlor LOL
WHY DOES A FUCKING SONG ABOUT BURGERS MAKE ME CRY SO MUCH HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Yoooooo thanks for the shoutout man
Yes!
this reminds me about how me and my mate used to go for a walk to the local store that did these really damn good steak burgers, i'm in a different city now, but whenever we meet up we still go to that little store to get those burgz
Y'know, the main thing I like about Ken is the masterfully crafted and deep lyrics, like those of "Hunter" and his most recent "I'm Your Slave"
And then he also makes shit like this which confuses me.
(Not that it's bad mind you)
from what i understand it's all about how hard it is to get and stay in a relationship if that helps
@@jaggedjack Interesting way of describing that topic, though still really weird. Which is kinda odd for me to say seeing as a poet I make some really weird shit.
[laughs in game journalism ethics]
This song's just so pleasant and far more nostalgic than it really should be. Every time I come back to listen it's like bumping into a friend I haven't talked to since high school.
glad to see the homies still here to celebrate borgor time
Aww yeah turned 23 now I can finally listen to this song I've waited years
Considering the Wendy's reoast craze, the fact that this song is in my recommendation box is kinda funny.
"And you can't be the king if you taste like shit" has to be one of the best quotes I've heard recently
Is Burger King that bad?
@@nunoosorio3832 Yes
@@happyjohn354 At least here in Portugal it's kinda good.
Y'know, of all the RUclips videos talking about 5 Guys in the context of relationships circa 2014, this one has probably aged the best.
You know.. When you find that one little cozy burger joint to visit every now and then, life ain't so bad. There's this little burgz shop just short walk away from there and so far it has served me the best burgz. Ken just has to find the deepest secrets of universe and make 'em songs!
I haven't heard this song in year, and a lot has happened since then. It's like I left my town, and came back to find everything just as it's supposed to be. I lost myself, but I'm back now, and it's comforting to listen to this again. Like a cheeseburger. Huh.
Fri3ndly Thund3r Like the song says, it's comfortable and inviting. :-)
holy shit man thats deep
Woah... 6 years have passed already?
yup
I liked your comment, but I don't like your comment.
I remember singing along to this song when I was 23 years old.... A while ago now.
Dude, same I was about that age too when I first listened to this. XD
7 years and i still love this song
I’ve been listening to this song since I was 6
The original youtube Tier list
I found this song a few months ago (and I'm 23) and trying to find a perfect burger place, I couldn't relate more
Fat smitys (i think i spelled the last part wrong) its the best place i found yet. But i think their are only 2 in america.
Lone Wolf777 in case youtube doesn't get the idea that i was talking to you and not send the comment cause it does not say your name.
I'm a bit older than you but I feel this song hard
This song's cheerfulness is so infectious. I love stumbling onto it every so often. It's only been a few years, but it feels so nostalgic.