I remember in spring last year my mom got me this game as a gift, and she really loves South Park. In one morning I was playing this bossfight, and I had no idea who Jared was, and my mom came in to grab somethings from my room. When she sees Jared, she immediately starts to die of laughter.
Well with Jared being a child molester and that old episode with the aides joke I think they were going to use him sooner or later, but it just works because they had the balls to do it.
I think people are surprised because like I was. I didn't even know You can use his likeness in a game. Like did he give consent? Since he's a convicted criminal does he lose his ability to consent ECT...
If I'm upset over anything about this choice, it's that we have ANOTHER boss battle where you go up against a pedophile. The priests in the dark room and now Jared. Are there OTHER pedophile boss battles in this game? Because by all means, use up the same joke again ala Seth Macfarlene.
Every time I think South Park can't possibly be more offensive.......they get more offensive. I guess the fact that they can still shock us 21 Seasons later is amazing.
He's still lookin'' gooood... Eatin' those Subway sandwichessss... His name is Jared and he's still lookin' gooood... Now this song is stuck in my head...
Ironically when they first depicted him in their show (long before he was revealed to be a pedophile) he actually commented positively on it. I bet he doesn’t feel the same way now since his South Park counterpart is depicted as a pedophile just like him in real life.
I purely remembered Jared from the South Park episode long ago. Seeing how they updated his character with the "character development" Jared got since then, with subway jokes, cracked me the hell up.
I remember when he was still a spokesperson for Subway. I think he was doing tours for them and signing autographs. One week, he came to a shopping center I worked at. On my break one of those days, my co-workers asked if I was gonna go meet Jared and get his autograph. I didn't see why. All he did was eat sandwiches and lose weight. This was around 2009 or 2010, and I'm so glad I saw it that way.
First look at this game and I'm already surprised at the audacity of the creators. Damn, and after being a fan of this show so long, I shouldn't be surprised.
ye its like old south park. Only on-going thing is Heidi and Eric but thats just brought up ever so often kind of like Garrisons sex change in older eps. I do expect something to happen to them this season tho like with garrisons sex change.
HELLO 911 EMERGENCY, THERE'S A TALL MAN WANTING TO RAPE LITTLE CHILDREN DRESSED IN THEIR PAJAMAS WITH SANDWICHES,WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE HE'LL DO TO THEM,HURRY!!!!!
Overly sensitive PC world? You mean basically just the US and the UK? Everyone else doesn't give a fuck. They have bigger issues to deal with than crying over dumb things on Twitter.
Well, Phone Destroyer is pretty interesting, and I'd love for South Park to tackle recent events like the new Afghanistan Taliban taking away women's rights.
@@thatswhatshesaid2777 Considering the above, who knows. Consider running your imagination and that thought will get an answer, satirically and commentating speaking.
Can Matt and Trey get in trouble for this? There's making a joke but this might be the kind of thing people get sued over despite actually being true. But after an episode where they made Jared out to be an okay guy years back I feel this is Matt and Trey's way of saying "On second thought fuck you man."
At first, I never understood why kids were afraid of Jared until I looked into it more deeply and was like, "oh shit". Also, I like how Jared's boss title has a subway font.
I remember in spring last year my mom got me this game as a gift, and she really loves South Park. In one morning I was playing this bossfight, and I had no idea who Jared was, and my mom came in to grab somethings from my room. When she sees Jared, she immediately starts to die of laughter.
You have a great mom
I love your mother.
@@animationman7772 ayo?
@@thefatbearcrew like a family.
Your mom is awesome.
"I think I know how to handle a kid, thank you."
Lolwutburger / FluffyMystic oh hey dude
yo
I watched the video as a scrolled through the comments. And I read your comment at the same time as Jared said that.
That’s funny as fuck lol
Quit molesting my client.
Yeah molesting’s my job
South Park actually went there. I'm so glad they did.
Molly Johnson they went there ages ago
fudgepacker Tom Cruz They went there again*
They went to a bunch of places and never got sued
1Dudelove I watched every single episode of South Park.
But I never got the chance to watch 200 and 201. 😭
Oblue 00 cuz what they do falls under satire or some shit
"We'll handle these kids for you Mr fogle"
"I think I know how to handle a kid" lol
Oh Shit!! Hide your kids! Hide your wi- actually, just hide your kids.
Jacob Ray Helsing 😈😈😈😈😈😉😈😉😉😉😈😈😦😦😱😦😣😢😥😦🔚🐰😂🚠🚠🚠🚗🚐🚡🚠🚋🚄🚊Ⓜ🚋🚋Ⓜ🚒🚏Ⓜ🚋🚈🚋🚋🚐🚒🚐🚋🚐🚐🚋🚒🚐🚋🚋🚐🚋🚈🚋🚋🚐🚌🚐🚑🚐🚈🚐🚑🚈🚈🚏🚏🚏🚊ⓂⓂ🚋🚊🚏🚊🚈🚏🚐🚘🚘🚃🚙🚑🚒🚋🚑🚖🚑🚑🚋🚒🚓🚌🚓🚓🚓🚓🚐🚂🚈🚈🚋🚌🚅🚅🚄🚄🚍🚆🚍🚍🚔🚙
Lászlo Nagy we have a special place in prison for people like you.
Ok am i the only one that dosnt understand Laszlos comment?
Jacob Ray Helsing I
Lászlo Nagy oh wait
There's no way I can get through this boss battle without completely laughing my ass off the entire time.
How would you like to see my famous footlong?
fr
Sandwich with extra mayo
@@Fizer00and Some children
"How would you kids like to see my famous foot long"....... Holy shit the guys at south park got some serious balls
Mack daddy Hank He's taking about the sandwich. Lol
Literally thousands of people have been making that joke ever since Jared was exposed.
I bet he's still getting plenty of six inches where he is
Floopaze You are an elitist on youtube who finds himself superior for catching an obvious joke on a South Park game. How pathetic is your life?
Mack daddy Hank So you delete your retort? My comment was to someone else and you come im talking shit only to delete the response.
The fact they made Jared a boss fight is hilarious. They are not afraid to make fun of criminals, and I love it.
well trey and matt never held back before but jesus christ
Well with Jared being a child molester and that old episode with the aides joke I think they were going to use him sooner or later, but it just works because they had the balls to do it.
You don't need balls when you have zero fucks to give about what others think lol
Considering what he did I think holding back in this case would be a disservice.
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Ohhhhh geeez
He ruined our name
Jared Rodriguez he ruined sandwich fucking.
Poor projared * wink *
Doesn't help that ProJared is also a scumbag and perv which has helped ruin the name even more.
Yeah, poor ProJared. *oh wait.*
WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH THE NAME JARED?
Oh fuck it's Jared
Hi
+Jared Salads Jared is kinda like Tiberius:
a kind of perverted, sadistic man who enjoy his twisted fantasy...
Jared could've been good heck even inspirational if he wasn't a pedophile
Maybe if Jared Discover The Loli genre in Anime Earlier that time,He may or may not not end up being Pedobear
His name is Jared and *he's still looking good.*
3:34 that attack caught me off guard lmfao
No matter much much I mentally prepare myself I can never be prepared enough for that
That was cursed
@@BigBadWolf995 Cursed yet hilarious lmao
oh my god! he creamed kenny!
@@rainautica WHYYYY
What the fuck? After all the topics that South Park has gone through, the comment section is surprised by this? WTF?
Exactly
I know right!!!
I haven't seen South Park in years and I saw this coming.
I think people are surprised because like I was. I didn't even know You can use his likeness in a game. Like did he give consent? Since he's a convicted criminal does he lose his ability to consent ECT...
If I'm upset over anything about this choice, it's that we have ANOTHER boss battle where you go up against a pedophile. The priests in the dark room and now Jared. Are there OTHER pedophile boss battles in this game? Because by all means, use up the same joke again ala Seth Macfarlene.
I love South Park so much
Same
Same
Of all the genres for a South Park game... a tactical role-playing game is certainly not what I expected.
Yet it works so well. Way better than a FPS or quiz show.
A lonesome travler Or even a tower defense game.
Ben Butler yea it's kinda dumb
Or a racing game.
Mitsuhide Akechi lol would you prefer cartman kart racing?
HES STILL LOOKING GUD
2prize EATIN THOSE SANDWHICHESSS...
HIS NAME IS JARED AND HE’S STILL LOOKIN’ GUD.
2prize Hey kids,you want some candy?
Oh fuck it's jared
You’ll excuse me if I don’t want to watch this...
“You knocked that bitch down to Kyles reading level.”- Cartman
Jibran Calderon I just finished hearing that 😂
MICRO AGRESSION! HIT HIM!
This is why I love South Park. Only their franchise can have a boss battle with Jared
Jared is a dirtbag. South park is known to make fun of dirtbags like him
Every time I think South Park can't possibly be more offensive.......they get more offensive.
I guess the fact that they can still shock us 21 Seasons later is amazing.
wouldn't really call it offensive
AnonymousSenpai9000 Offensive to pedophiles?
How the fuck is this offensive?
Jokes about easy targets are not offensive. They're vaguely uncomfortable for some people, but not offensive.
Hisoka pls
I showed my friend this. He got pissed. Why?
*Because his name is Jared.*
TechnicFox *AND HE'S STILL LOOKIN' GOOOOOD*
*EATING THOSE SUBWAY SANDWICHES*
HIS NAME IS JARED AND HES STILL LOOKING GOOD
Did he give you aides?
*Likes the Footlong or the Tossed Salad?..*
Trey and Matt are fucking Savage, I love it!.
loganatorgaming. I love conjugal visits!.
Aaron Greenfield they are geniuses!
Duvmasta. by savage I mean ruthless. That they don't give a fuck about political correctness!, Of course they're Geniuses..
Aaron Greenfield yeah they could rip on anyone could they?
@@Duvmasta Especially matt
"Should we do anything with the body?"
"EWW"
Still gets me every time
The song! The Goddamn song when the cell opens! My sides
He's still looking good, eaten tha subway sandichez, his name is Jared and eez still looken guuud 0:56
Hey kids want some candy?
oh f**k its jared
@@WhiteDarkness3113 You'll excuse me if I don't want to watch this.
He's still lookin'' gooood... Eatin' those Subway sandwichessss... His name is Jared and he's still lookin' gooood...
Now this song is stuck in my head...
I really hope they have Epstein as a boss in the future.
That would be lulz
Would also hope Cosby, Weinstein, or R. Kelly as well.
Or Drake Bell
Or Roman Polanski
edp445 bossfight should def happen
I imagine Jared's reaction if the prison ever allowed him to view his own boss fight.
that would be priceless
Reminds me how they made Saddam Hussein watch his own depiction in Bigger, Longer and Uncut after his capture lol.
@@JeepersCreepers12 he loved it
Ironically when they first depicted him in their show (long before he was revealed to be a pedophile) he actually commented positively on it. I bet he doesn’t feel the same way now since his South Park counterpart is depicted as a pedophile just like him in real life.
He will laugh
That "This is a trap!" always gets me.
MN121MN reminds me of Admiral Ackbar's famous line.
Any game where you can play as a child should have jared as a boss fight just for the memes.
read this comment this
read this comment yass
If he appears in earthbound, then that means that we can play as jared in smash bros!
“Wanna see if we can all squeeze into my Before picture pants? “ 😂😂😂😂😂
Lol that was the best line
Wow.. this game is amazing...so much references. definitely need this game
Believe you me when I say, so do I
+320speed
This was one of the funniest surprises in the game so... yeah you shouldn't have come here.
Hey kids want some candy? *gets hit* You like it rough? Me too! (Lmao)
Mysterion: "You've got a lot of bad karma heading your way"
"Don't worry, I know how to handle kids." Amazing.
Oh Jared and his Aides
That's what I love about South Park. Anytime, anywhere, anyplace, they'll go after everybody. They do not discriminate.
NOBODY is safe from South Park 💀
This is why I love South Park.
Literally nothing is off-limits.
As it should be.
A true villain for a boss fight. South Park knows how to pick them.
South Park: The Fractured But Whole, sponsored by Jared's Jewelers.
You'll find Jared near the Chuck E. Cheese, right next to the Baby Gap.
I ACTUALLY GOT A SUBWAY AD
HAHAHAHA!!! =D
he's always watching
Mmm.
XD
0:56 he’s still look in’ good, eatin’ those subway sandwiches. His name is Jared and he’s still looking good
South Park is slowly going dank, we now wait for a 9/11 boss
Cute ass Paya theve always done shit like this
Cute ass Paya like one of the hijackers lol
Fantasy TM no their not
Yes they are.
George w. Bush is a dlc boss
I purely remembered Jared from the South Park episode long ago.
Seeing how they updated his character with the "character development" Jared got since then, with subway jokes, cracked me the hell up.
Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
By mayo spraying subway sandwich sexual innuendo no less too....
SHUYIN - Gaming Channel that was kenny
BASTARDS.
Mysterion's dead again, guys.
You're not Human!
(Wait wrong series.)
The dialogue during this fight had me rolling lmfao. This is beautiful.
"I think I know how to handle a kid, thank you!"
3:34 JESUS CHRIST!!! I’m gonna need holy water eye droplets after seeing that!
Holy Shit! You use farts to trigger Bites the Dasut-o
Deeman Dude Bites *za Dusto
The third bomb was this comment! *Click*
Deeman Dude
Wait where does that happen, the only thing I saw was the option to do something like [Za Warudo]
vili rantala The option on the left was to glitch time and skip the enemy's turn
It's a strong stand-d0
"I think I know how to handle a kid, thank you."
DEAD
I can't believe they actually did this
YaBoyAlan ... they have never held back before, kid
Its south park what you'd expect
Am I the only one laughing at the fact that only cartman knew how serious it was seeing Jared?
He probably went to the camp...
"Oh fuck, it's Jared" Yeah. My thoughts exactly, Cartman
Kids: "Should we do something with the body?"
Jared: *grins*
I remember when he was still a spokesperson for Subway. I think he was doing tours for them and signing autographs. One week, he came to a shopping center I worked at. On my break one of those days, my co-workers asked if I was gonna go meet Jared and get his autograph. I didn't see why. All he did was eat sandwiches and lose weight.
This was around 2009 or 2010, and I'm so glad I saw it that way.
1:49 How'd you kids like to see my famous footlong?
me: Oh Jared you dirty dirty man😨
oooh, that's why subway got closed in Russia.
First look at this game and I'm already surprised at the audacity of the creators. Damn, and after being a fan of this show so long, I shouldn't be surprised.
does anyone remember when South Park used to be separate plots each episode?
They stop doing that this season. There is no arc in the recent season. They're mostly separate.
ye its like old south park. Only on-going thing is Heidi and Eric but thats just brought up ever so often kind of like Garrisons sex change in older eps. I do expect something to happen to them this season tho like with garrisons sex change.
Yeeeaaahhhhh I memba
LanceOllyFre Its called episodic..
I meeeember.
This couldn’t be anymore poetic i got given a subway ad before the video started 😂
BAD TOUCH!
Sketch BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH !! STRANGER DANGER !! STRANGER DANGER !!
HELLO 911 EMERGENCY,
THERE'S A TALL MAN WANTING TO RAPE LITTLE CHILDREN DRESSED IN THEIR PAJAMAS WITH SANDWICHES,WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE HE'LL DO TO THEM,HURRY!!!!!
Literally
BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!! STRANGER DANGER!!!
"Jared is still lookin good." I'm sure his cell mate was singing that before lights out.
Yup, South Park never pulls any punches....
Me:Oh fuck it's Jared
Cartman:oh fuck it's Jared
So inappropriate but so dam funny 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
James Dowling Damn
Not as inappropriate as Jared trying to kiddie diddle
Say tuna sub backwards.
That's what Jared is gonna do on your face.
bus aunt?
Ray The Dragon King bus a nut
That does not fit
EpicDragonzs its meant to be like buz a nut but its just a joke.
I'm 22. I don't think he'll do that to me.
You got the right idea here. Kill the Aides first, or else they’ll just keep healing Jared.
Kill the Healer at least
Jared:you like it rough? Me too
Mysterion:Im gonna kick your ass
My favorite part of the whole thing
In a overly sensitive pc world....I'm so happy to see that Southpark still doesn't give a fuck about anyone's feelings.
It’s intended to trigger the ones who are easily triggered.
Have some EQ and enjoy the joke
I mean, Trey Parker and Matt Stone admitted that they like the controversy.
The people talking about how others are too easily triggered are normally the ones that are easily triggered
Yeah I don't think anybody gives a shit about jared fogle's feelings lmao
Overly sensitive PC world? You mean basically just the US and the UK? Everyone else doesn't give a fuck. They have bigger issues to deal with than crying over dumb things on Twitter.
I love how Kenny’s Power is immortality considering HOW MUCH HE DIES.
This game is better than the past 2 seasons in the first 2 hours alone.
You wanna see my famous footlong?
*BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH, STRANGER DANGER*
He's still lookin' good, eatin' them s-sammiches all the time
"... His name is Jared and he still looking gOoOoOod!"
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!
Careful! He's got aides!
Drixenol86 Aides or AIDS?
He's still lookin' gooood...Eatin' thosr Subway sandwichessss...His name is Jared and he's still lookin' gooood...
This proves that South park has no limets
*Limits
I felt FBW fell flat in a lot of ways, but when this happened, I fell out of my recliner laughing so damn hard.
Kamie godmother:I'm telling you he ain't no sandwich guy Jared is a subway guy
Jared wanting to give children 'aides' aged even worse than the 'aides' joke.
And if you thought Jared is bad, can you imagine the sequel given recent events?!
Well, Phone Destroyer is pretty interesting, and I'd love for South Park to tackle recent events like the new Afghanistan Taliban taking away women's rights.
@@thatswhatshesaid2777 Considering the above, who knows. Consider running your imagination and that thought will get an answer, satirically and commentating speaking.
My jaw dropped when i was watching this scene LOL, and also, anyone in 2024?
his name is Jared and he's still looking good!!!
Jared:Hey kids you want so candy 🍭
Me: ohhhh hell naw
Can Matt and Trey get in trouble for this? There's making a joke but this might be the kind of thing people get sued over despite actually being true. But after an episode where they made Jared out to be an okay guy years back I feel this is Matt and Trey's way of saying "On second thought fuck you man."
Have you seen the show before? They have a team of lawyers to okay each episode.
They already made pedo jokes at Jared.
They fucked with Scientology in the past.
Its a parody of someone who is accused of child porn. If he wasn't accuse then yes it is slandering.
I doubt it. I mean Jared Fogel is in jail, he is worthy of ridicule and he doesn't have reputation left to destroy at this point.
"Oh f it's Jared"and "Almost by the balls" made me lmao
You know you've "MADE IT" in the criminal world when you appear in a South Park video game...
Lmfao I don't know why I didn't expect them to touch on this topic it's South Park
bro mysterion is a victim 💀💀
3:41 THEY KILLED KENNY!!!!!
YOU BASTARDS!
YOU BASTARDS!!!!
You BASTARD
YOU BASTARDS
Those bastards! 😂
This is so fucking hilarious and I'm watching this in subways now
Jared has the best boss intro in the game in my opinion
lmfao this is legendary
And of course one of the best boss themes in the game plays during the Jared fight
The music kills me 😂
This game was so damn funny. I laughed so hard at this whole part
Fractured but whole
yes
I feel bad for theodd1sout now
King Dice why!!!
pep inyostep he used to work at Subway
King Dice Lmao
Wow. I never knew King Dice was a fan of theodd1sout!
At first, I never understood why kids were afraid of Jared until I looked into it more deeply and was like, "oh shit".
Also, I like how Jared's boss title has a subway font.
The way they incorporate the little subway arrow into his name is the perfect touch
I want this game holy shit
The wait for this game was worth it lol it’s fucking Jared
Please tell me that’s mayo coming out of that sandwich…