South Park: The Fractured But Whole - Jared from Subway Boss Fight #34

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024
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  • @welteringinblackwell
    @welteringinblackwell 5 лет назад +3515

    I remember in spring last year my mom got me this game as a gift, and she really loves South Park. In one morning I was playing this bossfight, and I had no idea who Jared was, and my mom came in to grab somethings from my room. When she sees Jared, she immediately starts to die of laughter.

  • @Lolwutburger_LWB
    @Lolwutburger_LWB 7 лет назад +3829

    "I think I know how to handle a kid, thank you."

    • @NgaMarsters
      @NgaMarsters 7 лет назад +26

      Lolwutburger / FluffyMystic oh hey dude

    • @Lolwutburger_LWB
      @Lolwutburger_LWB 7 лет назад +18

      yo

    • @AndersLindroth
      @AndersLindroth 4 года назад +22

      I watched the video as a scrolled through the comments. And I read your comment at the same time as Jared said that.

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 3 года назад +2

      That’s funny as fuck lol

    • @P.H691
      @P.H691 2 года назад

      Quit molesting my client.
      Yeah molesting’s my job

  • @whatabeautifulduwang9603
    @whatabeautifulduwang9603 7 лет назад +7786

    South Park actually went there. I'm so glad they did.

    • @fudgepackertomcruz3816
      @fudgepackertomcruz3816 7 лет назад +232

      Molly Johnson they went there ages ago

    • @whatabeautifulduwang9603
      @whatabeautifulduwang9603 7 лет назад +174

      fudgepacker Tom Cruz They went there again*

    • @oblue0033
      @oblue0033 7 лет назад +169

      They went to a bunch of places and never got sued

    • @JokerLord420
      @JokerLord420 7 лет назад +24

      1Dudelove I watched every single episode of South Park.
      But I never got the chance to watch 200 and 201. 😭

    • @koro_kokoro
      @koro_kokoro 7 лет назад +6

      Oblue 00 cuz what they do falls under satire or some shit

  • @DominoEffect572
    @DominoEffect572 7 лет назад +1177

    "We'll handle these kids for you Mr fogle"
    "I think I know how to handle a kid" lol

  • @EJAXK13
    @EJAXK13 7 лет назад +2842

    Oh Shit!! Hide your kids! Hide your wi- actually, just hide your kids.

    • @laszlonagy3632
      @laszlonagy3632 7 лет назад +7

      Jacob Ray Helsing 😈😈😈😈😈😉😈😉😉😉😈😈😦😦😱😦😣😢😥😦🔚🐰😂🚠🚠🚠🚗🚐🚡🚠🚋🚄🚊Ⓜ🚋🚋Ⓜ🚒🚏Ⓜ🚋🚈🚋🚋🚐🚒🚐🚋🚐🚐🚋🚒🚐🚋🚋🚐🚋🚈🚋🚋🚐🚌🚐🚑🚐🚈🚐🚑🚈🚈🚏🚏🚏🚊ⓂⓂ🚋🚊🚏🚊🚈🚏🚐🚘🚘🚃🚙🚑🚒🚋🚑🚖🚑🚑🚋🚒🚓🚌🚓🚓🚓🚓🚐🚂🚈🚈🚋🚌🚅🚅🚄🚄🚍🚆🚍🚍🚔🚙

    • @sandman27
      @sandman27 7 лет назад +73

      Lászlo Nagy we have a special place in prison for people like you.

    • @wolf_da_king-5137
      @wolf_da_king-5137 7 лет назад +9

      Ok am i the only one that dosnt understand Laszlos comment?

    • @passoutoncardboardbox9635
      @passoutoncardboardbox9635 7 лет назад +2

      Jacob Ray Helsing I

    • @gaztonthecommander7395
      @gaztonthecommander7395 7 лет назад +1

      Lászlo Nagy oh wait

  • @skyfallninja3377
    @skyfallninja3377 6 лет назад +1331

    There's no way I can get through this boss battle without completely laughing my ass off the entire time.

  • @grapeboi9256
    @grapeboi9256 7 лет назад +3498

    "How would you kids like to see my famous foot long"....... Holy shit the guys at south park got some serious balls

    • @scottsims9711
      @scottsims9711 7 лет назад +33

      Mack daddy Hank He's taking about the sandwich. Lol

    • @molemanninethousand
      @molemanninethousand 7 лет назад +178

      Literally thousands of people have been making that joke ever since Jared was exposed.

    • @rustyshackleford5668
      @rustyshackleford5668 7 лет назад +99

      I bet he's still getting plenty of six inches where he is

    • @ryanblack3686
      @ryanblack3686 7 лет назад +3

      Floopaze You are an elitist on youtube who finds himself superior for catching an obvious joke on a South Park game. How pathetic is your life?

    • @ryanblack3686
      @ryanblack3686 7 лет назад +1

      Mack daddy Hank So you delete your retort? My comment was to someone else and you come im talking shit only to delete the response.

  • @coreyhorlacher3460
    @coreyhorlacher3460 Год назад +233

    The fact they made Jared a boss fight is hilarious. They are not afraid to make fun of criminals, and I love it.

  • @tsarzamancorpdna
    @tsarzamancorpdna 7 лет назад +3927

    well trey and matt never held back before but jesus christ

    • @nicholasgutierrez6672
      @nicholasgutierrez6672 7 лет назад +316

      Well with Jared being a child molester and that old episode with the aides joke I think they were going to use him sooner or later, but it just works because they had the balls to do it.

    • @_gungrave_6802
      @_gungrave_6802 7 лет назад +157

      You don't need balls when you have zero fucks to give about what others think lol

    • @ThatBugBehindYou
      @ThatBugBehindYou 7 лет назад +66

      Considering what he did I think holding back in this case would be a disservice.

    • @laszlonagy3632
      @laszlonagy3632 7 лет назад

      Renz F 🚋🚊🚂🚋🚅🐎🏀🚃🚊🚙🚙🚙🚙🚙🚚🚘🚘🚠🚚🚚🚓🚋🚑🚐🚠🚚🚍🚒🚐🚗🚘🚙🚙🚚🚒🚑🚗🚟🚟🚙🚟🚟🚙🚙🛂🚙🚟🚟🚟🚞🚞🚟🚘🚟🚙🚋🚙🚠🚓🚛🚚🚙🚘🚏🚐🚗🚗🚘🚘🚟🚟🚘🚙🚙🚙🚒🚒🚒🚙🚙🚒🚙🚘🚘🚞🚞🚘🚡🚠🚙🚙

    • @lolatu513
      @lolatu513 7 лет назад

      Ohhhhh geeez

  • @jaredrodriguez7222
    @jaredrodriguez7222 7 лет назад +2850

    He ruined our name

    • @xanderotp
      @xanderotp 6 лет назад +253

      Jared Rodriguez he ruined sandwich fucking.

    • @helpmii6826
      @helpmii6826 5 лет назад +79

      Poor projared * wink *

    • @Mario87456
      @Mario87456 5 лет назад +95

      Doesn't help that ProJared is also a scumbag and perv which has helped ruin the name even more.

    • @TheMapleSyrupShow
      @TheMapleSyrupShow 5 лет назад +44

      Yeah, poor ProJared. *oh wait.*

    • @elchuniloco8
      @elchuniloco8 5 лет назад +34

      WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH THE NAME JARED?

  • @JohnnyCooper64
    @JohnnyCooper64 7 лет назад +4581

    Oh fuck it's Jared

    • @jaredsalads5862
      @jaredsalads5862 7 лет назад +21

      Hi

    • @dimash6289
      @dimash6289 7 лет назад +36

      +Jared Salads Jared is kinda like Tiberius:
      a kind of perverted, sadistic man who enjoy his twisted fantasy...

    • @harryharyadi449
      @harryharyadi449 7 лет назад +47

      Jared could've been good heck even inspirational if he wasn't a pedophile

    • @majorblitz3846
      @majorblitz3846 7 лет назад +9

      Maybe if Jared Discover The Loli genre in Anime Earlier that time,He may or may not not end up being Pedobear

    • @jnumbat1722
      @jnumbat1722 7 лет назад +10

      His name is Jared and *he's still looking good.*

  • @rottedraptor
    @rottedraptor 2 года назад +673

    3:34 that attack caught me off guard lmfao

    • @skeletonking2501
      @skeletonking2501 2 года назад +82

      No matter much much I mentally prepare myself I can never be prepared enough for that

    • @BigBadWolf995
      @BigBadWolf995 Год назад +45

      That was cursed

    • @rottedraptor
      @rottedraptor Год назад +21

      @@BigBadWolf995 Cursed yet hilarious lmao

    • @rainautica
      @rainautica Год назад +34

      oh my god! he creamed kenny!

    • @Sonickheghod
      @Sonickheghod Год назад +7

      @@rainautica WHYYYY

  • @s2korpionic
    @s2korpionic 7 лет назад +1331

    What the fuck? After all the topics that South Park has gone through, the comment section is surprised by this? WTF?

    • @ApHap5713
      @ApHap5713 7 лет назад +35

      Exactly

    • @pepinyostep3592
      @pepinyostep3592 7 лет назад +17

      I know right!!!

    • @Snakexxxxx
      @Snakexxxxx 7 лет назад +40

      I haven't seen South Park in years and I saw this coming.

    • @mjnoir1
      @mjnoir1 7 лет назад +19

      I think people are surprised because like I was. I didn't even know You can use his likeness in a game. Like did he give consent? Since he's a convicted criminal does he lose his ability to consent ECT...

    • @Torterra625
      @Torterra625 7 лет назад +4

      If I'm upset over anything about this choice, it's that we have ANOTHER boss battle where you go up against a pedophile. The priests in the dark room and now Jared. Are there OTHER pedophile boss battles in this game? Because by all means, use up the same joke again ala Seth Macfarlene.

  • @danthemanhd8443
    @danthemanhd8443 7 лет назад +886

    I love South Park so much

  • @beanbottler
    @beanbottler 7 лет назад +1590

    Of all the genres for a South Park game... a tactical role-playing game is certainly not what I expected.

    • @alonesometravler9343
      @alonesometravler9343 7 лет назад +214

      Yet it works so well. Way better than a FPS or quiz show.

    • @axe1ruleZ
      @axe1ruleZ 7 лет назад +40

      A lonesome travler Or even a tower defense game.

    • @GrandUpper3K
      @GrandUpper3K 7 лет назад +4

      Ben Butler yea it's kinda dumb

    • @MrPwner911
      @MrPwner911 7 лет назад +18

      Or a racing game.

    • @ryanblack3686
      @ryanblack3686 7 лет назад +34

      Mitsuhide Akechi lol would you prefer cartman kart racing?

  • @2prize
    @2prize 7 лет назад +762

    HES STILL LOOKING GUD

    • @margarethmichelina5146
      @margarethmichelina5146 6 лет назад +61

      2prize EATIN THOSE SANDWHICHESSS...

    • @Timboslice475
      @Timboslice475 6 лет назад +52

      HIS NAME IS JARED AND HE’S STILL LOOKIN’ GUD.

    • @megabutters9144
      @megabutters9144 6 лет назад +23

      2prize Hey kids,you want some candy?

    • @oldezio5809
      @oldezio5809 6 лет назад +29

      Oh fuck it's jared

    • @S0ZettaSl0w
      @S0ZettaSl0w 6 лет назад +25

      You’ll excuse me if I don’t want to watch this...

  • @ScorchingFrost.
    @ScorchingFrost. 7 лет назад +573

    “You knocked that bitch down to Kyles reading level.”- Cartman

  • @rynegreen7902
    @rynegreen7902 7 лет назад +349

    This is why I love South Park. Only their franchise can have a boss battle with Jared

    • @Poland35
      @Poland35 2 года назад +1

      Jared is a dirtbag. South park is known to make fun of dirtbags like him

  • @SwagBroPlays
    @SwagBroPlays 7 лет назад +3140

    Every time I think South Park can't possibly be more offensive.......they get more offensive.
    I guess the fact that they can still shock us 21 Seasons later is amazing.

    • @ItsBread-y6y
      @ItsBread-y6y 7 лет назад +133

      wouldn't really call it offensive

    • @seamorgh21
      @seamorgh21 7 лет назад +79

      AnonymousSenpai9000 Offensive to pedophiles?

    • @alvinyakitori8720
      @alvinyakitori8720 7 лет назад +91

      How the fuck is this offensive?

    • @crimsonstar108
      @crimsonstar108 7 лет назад +66

      Jokes about easy targets are not offensive. They're vaguely uncomfortable for some people, but not offensive.

    • @xen3588
      @xen3588 7 лет назад

      Hisoka pls

  • @cyan_foxi6318
    @cyan_foxi6318 7 лет назад +2181

    I showed my friend this. He got pissed. Why?
    *Because his name is Jared.*

    • @spirit9871
      @spirit9871 7 лет назад +230

      TechnicFox *AND HE'S STILL LOOKIN' GOOOOOD*

    • @AYoungAdultOnYoutube
      @AYoungAdultOnYoutube 7 лет назад +142

      *EATING THOSE SUBWAY SANDWICHES*

    • @angelwayne2872
      @angelwayne2872 7 лет назад +113

      HIS NAME IS JARED AND HES STILL LOOKING GOOD

    • @Cartman4wesome
      @Cartman4wesome 6 лет назад +50

      Did he give you aides?

    • @mefamin507
      @mefamin507 6 лет назад +25

      *Likes the Footlong or the Tossed Salad?..*

  • @aarongreenfield9038
    @aarongreenfield9038 7 лет назад +1642

    Trey and Matt are fucking Savage, I love it!.

    • @aarongreenfield9038
      @aarongreenfield9038 7 лет назад +9

      loganatorgaming. I love conjugal visits!.

    • @Duvmasta
      @Duvmasta 7 лет назад +5

      Aaron Greenfield they are geniuses!

    • @aarongreenfield9038
      @aarongreenfield9038 7 лет назад +16

      Duvmasta. by savage I mean ruthless. That they don't give a fuck about political correctness!, Of course they're Geniuses..

    • @Duvmasta
      @Duvmasta 7 лет назад

      Aaron Greenfield yeah they could rip on anyone could they?

    • @Poland35
      @Poland35 3 года назад +1

      @@Duvmasta Especially matt

  • @mr.niffler9527
    @mr.niffler9527 2 года назад +140

    "Should we do anything with the body?"
    "EWW"
    Still gets me every time

  • @unholysoldier002
    @unholysoldier002 7 лет назад +564

    The song! The Goddamn song when the cell opens! My sides

    • @mrguy1141
      @mrguy1141 5 лет назад +42

      He's still looking good, eaten tha subway sandichez, his name is Jared and eez still looken guuud 0:56

    • @melostrich
      @melostrich 4 года назад +4

      Hey kids want some candy?

    • @WhiteDarkness3113
      @WhiteDarkness3113 4 года назад +11

      oh f**k its jared

    • @goiabexp
      @goiabexp 3 года назад +4

      @@WhiteDarkness3113 You'll excuse me if I don't want to watch this.

  • @trashboat910
    @trashboat910 7 лет назад +155

    He's still lookin'' gooood... Eatin' those Subway sandwichessss... His name is Jared and he's still lookin' gooood...
    Now this song is stuck in my head...

  • @Yabuturtle
    @Yabuturtle 4 года назад +202

    I really hope they have Epstein as a boss in the future.

  • @avelus5984
    @avelus5984 5 лет назад +822

    I imagine Jared's reaction if the prison ever allowed him to view his own boss fight.

    • @ArchArtsOfficial
      @ArchArtsOfficial 2 года назад +78

      that would be priceless

    • @JeepersCreepers12
      @JeepersCreepers12 2 года назад +149

      Reminds me how they made Saddam Hussein watch his own depiction in Bigger, Longer and Uncut after his capture lol.

    • @microooo
      @microooo 2 года назад +21

      @@JeepersCreepers12 he loved it

    • @Mario87456
      @Mario87456 2 года назад

      Ironically when they first depicted him in their show (long before he was revealed to be a pedophile) he actually commented positively on it. I bet he doesn’t feel the same way now since his South Park counterpart is depicted as a pedophile just like him in real life.

    • @gravityrushfan299
      @gravityrushfan299 2 года назад +8

      He will laugh

  • @MN121MN
    @MN121MN 7 лет назад +327

    That "This is a trap!" always gets me.

  • @readthiscomment6748
    @readthiscomment6748 7 лет назад +208

    Any game where you can play as a child should have jared as a boss fight just for the memes.

    • @jordanj809
      @jordanj809 7 лет назад +1

      read this comment this

    • @richardrios8788
      @richardrios8788 7 лет назад +1

      read this comment yass

    • @readthiscomment6748
      @readthiscomment6748 7 лет назад +14

      If he appears in earthbound, then that means that we can play as jared in smash bros!

  • @defAngel
    @defAngel 6 лет назад +99

    “Wanna see if we can all squeeze into my Before picture pants? “ 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @320speed
    @320speed 7 лет назад +595

    Wow.. this game is amazing...so much references. definitely need this game

    • @1Hol1Tiger
      @1Hol1Tiger 6 лет назад +1

      Believe you me when I say, so do I

    • @mergieismoronic
      @mergieismoronic 6 лет назад +11

      +320speed
      This was one of the funniest surprises in the game so... yeah you shouldn't have come here.

  • @somedoge7727
    @somedoge7727 7 лет назад +623

    Hey kids want some candy? *gets hit* You like it rough? Me too! (Lmao)

    • @oriongaming340
      @oriongaming340 Год назад

      Mysterion: "You've got a lot of bad karma heading your way"

  • @relief88
    @relief88 7 лет назад +80

    "Don't worry, I know how to handle kids." Amazing.

  • @AlexiasPlaylist
    @AlexiasPlaylist 7 лет назад +166

    Oh Jared and his Aides

  • @Simgor2
    @Simgor2 3 года назад +103

    That's what I love about South Park. Anytime, anywhere, anyplace, they'll go after everybody. They do not discriminate.

    • @Howlingburd19
      @Howlingburd19 Год назад +3

      NOBODY is safe from South Park 💀

  • @Sensedog
    @Sensedog 7 лет назад +98

    This is why I love South Park.
    Literally nothing is off-limits.
    As it should be.

  • @bmann14k
    @bmann14k 5 лет назад +32

    A true villain for a boss fight. South Park knows how to pick them.

  • @BobbyDrake2000
    @BobbyDrake2000 7 лет назад +158

    South Park: The Fractured But Whole, sponsored by Jared's Jewelers.
    You'll find Jared near the Chuck E. Cheese, right next to the Baby Gap.

  • @Velfally
    @Velfally 7 лет назад +176

    I ACTUALLY GOT A SUBWAY AD

  • @imightbetrying5003
    @imightbetrying5003 5 лет назад +36

    0:56 he’s still look in’ good, eatin’ those subway sandwiches. His name is Jared and he’s still looking good

  • @Vellie69
    @Vellie69 7 лет назад +637

    South Park is slowly going dank, we now wait for a 9/11 boss

    • @dragb9284
      @dragb9284 7 лет назад +52

      Cute ass Paya theve always done shit like this

    • @thotpatrol3355
      @thotpatrol3355 7 лет назад +5

      Cute ass Paya like one of the hijackers lol

    • @GrandUpper3K
      @GrandUpper3K 7 лет назад +3

      Fantasy TM no their not

    • @Blackpapalink
      @Blackpapalink 7 лет назад +1

      Yes they are.

    • @opgscorpion1697
      @opgscorpion1697 7 лет назад +13

      George w. Bush is a dlc boss

  • @apieceoftoast768
    @apieceoftoast768 2 года назад +57

    I purely remembered Jared from the South Park episode long ago.
    Seeing how they updated his character with the "character development" Jared got since then, with subway jokes, cracked me the hell up.

  • @shuyin-gamingchannel1791
    @shuyin-gamingchannel1791 7 лет назад +576

    Oh my God! They killed Kenny!

    • @cuckoophendula8211
      @cuckoophendula8211 7 лет назад +49

      By mayo spraying subway sandwich sexual innuendo no less too....

    • @technomancer3373
      @technomancer3373 7 лет назад +3

      SHUYIN - Gaming Channel that was kenny

    • @Elerantula_
      @Elerantula_ 7 лет назад +17

      BASTARDS.

    • @NotExactlySans
      @NotExactlySans 7 лет назад +5

      Mysterion's dead again, guys.

    • @tanith117
      @tanith117 7 лет назад +1

      You're not Human!
      (Wait wrong series.)

  • @brittney6535
    @brittney6535 7 лет назад +40

    The dialogue during this fight had me rolling lmfao. This is beautiful.

  • @johnlocke1279
    @johnlocke1279 7 лет назад +79

    "I think I know how to handle a kid, thank you!"

  • @cutler_beckett
    @cutler_beckett 2 года назад +34

    3:34 JESUS CHRIST!!! I’m gonna need holy water eye droplets after seeing that!

  • @deemandude6131
    @deemandude6131 7 лет назад +276

    Holy Shit! You use farts to trigger Bites the Dasut-o

    • @doofy3111
      @doofy3111 7 лет назад +26

      Deeman Dude Bites *za Dusto

    • @williambrunsdon1189
      @williambrunsdon1189 7 лет назад +17

      The third bomb was this comment! *Click*

    • @knavenformed9436
      @knavenformed9436 7 лет назад +2

      Deeman Dude
      Wait where does that happen, the only thing I saw was the option to do something like [Za Warudo]

    • @SuperNobodyhome
      @SuperNobodyhome 7 лет назад

      vili rantala The option on the left was to glitch time and skip the enemy's turn

    • @luffydaking98
      @luffydaking98 7 лет назад

      It's a strong stand-d0

  • @ruth540
    @ruth540 7 лет назад +82

    "I think I know how to handle a kid, thank you."
    DEAD

  • @MisterAIG
    @MisterAIG 7 лет назад +198

    I can't believe they actually did this

    • @ryanblack3686
      @ryanblack3686 7 лет назад +31

      YaBoyAlan ... they have never held back before, kid

    • @xblade149
      @xblade149 6 лет назад +15

      Its south park what you'd expect

  • @zeek2465
    @zeek2465 2 года назад +23

    Am I the only one laughing at the fact that only cartman knew how serious it was seeing Jared?

    • @Poodle_Gun
      @Poodle_Gun Год назад +1

      He probably went to the camp...

  • @steina1543
    @steina1543 6 лет назад +14

    "Oh fuck, it's Jared" Yeah. My thoughts exactly, Cartman

  • @Pheonix0752
    @Pheonix0752 7 лет назад +20

    Kids: "Should we do something with the body?"
    Jared: *grins*

  • @fieryphoenix586
    @fieryphoenix586 8 месяцев назад +4

    I remember when he was still a spokesperson for Subway. I think he was doing tours for them and signing autographs. One week, he came to a shopping center I worked at. On my break one of those days, my co-workers asked if I was gonna go meet Jared and get his autograph. I didn't see why. All he did was eat sandwiches and lose weight.
    This was around 2009 or 2010, and I'm so glad I saw it that way.

  • @pancakeknight613
    @pancakeknight613 7 лет назад +12

    1:49 How'd you kids like to see my famous footlong?
    me: Oh Jared you dirty dirty man😨

  • @thatonescarecrow4692
    @thatonescarecrow4692 7 лет назад +75

    oooh, that's why subway got closed in Russia.

  • @dxfan18
    @dxfan18 7 лет назад +20

    First look at this game and I'm already surprised at the audacity of the creators. Damn, and after being a fan of this show so long, I shouldn't be surprised.

  • @desperado4367
    @desperado4367 7 лет назад +146

    does anyone remember when South Park used to be separate plots each episode?

    • @gengarsmaster3529
      @gengarsmaster3529 7 лет назад +44

      They stop doing that this season. There is no arc in the recent season. They're mostly separate.

    • @minniemarcum1150
      @minniemarcum1150 7 лет назад +10

      ye its like old south park. Only on-going thing is Heidi and Eric but thats just brought up ever so often kind of like Garrisons sex change in older eps. I do expect something to happen to them this season tho like with garrisons sex change.

    • @aidanm8030
      @aidanm8030 7 лет назад +32

      Yeeeaaahhhhh I memba

    • @RikXtreme4
      @RikXtreme4 7 лет назад +1

      LanceOllyFre Its called episodic..

    • @Lolwutburger_LWB
      @Lolwutburger_LWB 7 лет назад +5

      I meeeember.

  • @theforgottenscotsman7659
    @theforgottenscotsman7659 8 месяцев назад +3

    This couldn’t be anymore poetic i got given a subway ad before the video started 😂

  • @sketch92
    @sketch92 7 лет назад +156

    BAD TOUCH!

    • @H511F1R5
      @H511F1R5 7 лет назад +16

      Sketch BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH !! STRANGER DANGER !! STRANGER DANGER !!

    • @lucariofan6045
      @lucariofan6045 7 лет назад +2

      HELLO 911 EMERGENCY,
      THERE'S A TALL MAN WANTING TO RAPE LITTLE CHILDREN DRESSED IN THEIR PAJAMAS WITH SANDWICHES,WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE HE'LL DO TO THEM,HURRY!!!!!

    • @dokuganryu1565
      @dokuganryu1565 6 лет назад

      Literally

    • @ripexthecrocogator4137
      @ripexthecrocogator4137 6 лет назад

      BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH!! STRANGER DANGER!!!

  • @supercyberfunk
    @supercyberfunk 7 месяцев назад +3

    "Jared is still lookin good." I'm sure his cell mate was singing that before lights out.

  • @osarceno93
    @osarceno93 7 лет назад +39

    Yup, South Park never pulls any punches....

  • @jaxxxx3522
    @jaxxxx3522 7 лет назад +11

    Me:Oh fuck it's Jared
    Cartman:oh fuck it's Jared

  • @MrRae7231
    @MrRae7231 7 лет назад +84

    So inappropriate but so dam funny 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @TeaisTasty
      @TeaisTasty 7 лет назад

      James Dowling Damn

    • @Bat-talk
      @Bat-talk 6 лет назад

      Not as inappropriate as Jared trying to kiddie diddle

  • @abowlofweetabixc8275
    @abowlofweetabixc8275 7 лет назад +139

    Say tuna sub backwards.
    That's what Jared is gonna do on your face.

  • @CodesTheOtaku
    @CodesTheOtaku 5 лет назад +12

    You got the right idea here. Kill the Aides first, or else they’ll just keep healing Jared.

  • @jordanbyrd9370
    @jordanbyrd9370 7 лет назад +8

    Jared:you like it rough? Me too
    Mysterion:Im gonna kick your ass
    My favorite part of the whole thing

  • @manlikedrogba9408
    @manlikedrogba9408 7 лет назад +176

    In a overly sensitive pc world....I'm so happy to see that Southpark still doesn't give a fuck about anyone's feelings.

    • @justsomeplantcells-
      @justsomeplantcells- 3 года назад +6

      It’s intended to trigger the ones who are easily triggered.
      Have some EQ and enjoy the joke

    • @whyme3772
      @whyme3772 3 года назад +6

      I mean, Trey Parker and Matt Stone admitted that they like the controversy.

    • @TomasM30
      @TomasM30 3 года назад +20

      The people talking about how others are too easily triggered are normally the ones that are easily triggered

    • @christopherwilliams9418
      @christopherwilliams9418 3 года назад +9

      Yeah I don't think anybody gives a shit about jared fogle's feelings lmao

    • @diegomedina9637
      @diegomedina9637 3 года назад +1

      Overly sensitive PC world? You mean basically just the US and the UK? Everyone else doesn't give a fuck. They have bigger issues to deal with than crying over dumb things on Twitter.

  • @isthisapikachu
    @isthisapikachu 7 лет назад +8

    I love how Kenny’s Power is immortality considering HOW MUCH HE DIES.

  • @Ziabatsu
    @Ziabatsu 7 лет назад +8

    This game is better than the past 2 seasons in the first 2 hours alone.

  • @BlackSkullArmor
    @BlackSkullArmor 5 лет назад +3

    You wanna see my famous footlong?
    *BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH, STRANGER DANGER*

  • @monolyth421
    @monolyth421 4 года назад +8

    He's still lookin' good, eatin' them s-sammiches all the time

  • @Wardog01Actual
    @Wardog01Actual 2 года назад +5

    "... His name is Jared and he still looking gOoOoOod!"
    I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!

  • @Drixenol86
    @Drixenol86 7 лет назад +57

    Careful! He's got aides!

    • @PoolBoy314
      @PoolBoy314 7 лет назад

      Drixenol86 Aides or AIDS?

  • @Nixxinity
    @Nixxinity 7 лет назад +6

    He's still lookin' gooood...Eatin' thosr Subway sandwichessss...His name is Jared and he's still lookin' gooood...

  • @brownskelition6462
    @brownskelition6462 7 лет назад +41

    This proves that South park has no limets

  • @elpato54
    @elpato54 6 лет назад +9

    I felt FBW fell flat in a lot of ways, but when this happened, I fell out of my recliner laughing so damn hard.

  • @karenm6121
    @karenm6121 7 лет назад +7

    Kamie godmother:I'm telling you he ain't no sandwich guy Jared is a subway guy

  • @alexvaughan1013
    @alexvaughan1013 3 года назад +3

    Jared wanting to give children 'aides' aged even worse than the 'aides' joke.

  • @RabidLeroy
    @RabidLeroy 7 лет назад +28

    And if you thought Jared is bad, can you imagine the sequel given recent events?!

    • @thatswhatshesaid2777
      @thatswhatshesaid2777 2 года назад +3

      Well, Phone Destroyer is pretty interesting, and I'd love for South Park to tackle recent events like the new Afghanistan Taliban taking away women's rights.

    • @RabidLeroy
      @RabidLeroy 2 года назад

      @@thatswhatshesaid2777 Considering the above, who knows. Consider running your imagination and that thought will get an answer, satirically and commentating speaking.

  • @mercenarydavi8362
    @mercenarydavi8362 4 месяца назад +3

    My jaw dropped when i was watching this scene LOL, and also, anyone in 2024?

  • @Tony-wu4wk
    @Tony-wu4wk Год назад +4

    his name is Jared and he's still looking good!!!

  • @alejandrareina7712
    @alejandrareina7712 7 лет назад +9

    Jared:Hey kids you want so candy 🍭
    Me: ohhhh hell naw

  • @kap1618
    @kap1618 7 лет назад +521

    Can Matt and Trey get in trouble for this? There's making a joke but this might be the kind of thing people get sued over despite actually being true. But after an episode where they made Jared out to be an okay guy years back I feel this is Matt and Trey's way of saying "On second thought fuck you man."

    • @Jojoateyt
      @Jojoateyt 7 лет назад +237

      Have you seen the show before? They have a team of lawyers to okay each episode.

    • @dyingEnet
      @dyingEnet 7 лет назад +93

      They already made pedo jokes at Jared.

    • @dzonatangavert1408
      @dzonatangavert1408 7 лет назад +124

      They fucked with Scientology in the past.

    • @tanncheevasit2398
      @tanncheevasit2398 7 лет назад +65

      Its a parody of someone who is accused of child porn. If he wasn't accuse then yes it is slandering.

    • @dedpxl
      @dedpxl 7 лет назад +57

      I doubt it. I mean Jared Fogel is in jail, he is worthy of ridicule and he doesn't have reputation left to destroy at this point.

  • @julioandalbertfan4335
    @julioandalbertfan4335 7 лет назад +5

    "Oh f it's Jared"and "Almost by the balls" made me lmao

  • @kabukiwookie
    @kabukiwookie 6 лет назад +4

    You know you've "MADE IT" in the criminal world when you appear in a South Park video game...

  • @crutial87ify
    @crutial87ify 7 лет назад +8

    Lmfao I don't know why I didn't expect them to touch on this topic it's South Park

  • @killerkittygaming4365
    @killerkittygaming4365 Год назад +5

    bro mysterion is a victim 💀💀

  • @fernobrawl
    @fernobrawl 2 года назад +14

    3:41 THEY KILLED KENNY!!!!!

  • @ventomario3251
    @ventomario3251 7 лет назад +5

    This is so fucking hilarious and I'm watching this in subways now

  • @blackenedccd
    @blackenedccd 8 месяцев назад +2

    Jared has the best boss intro in the game in my opinion

  • @citizengreyfox
    @citizengreyfox 7 лет назад +32

    lmfao this is legendary

  • @deificatom3332
    @deificatom3332 6 месяцев назад +2

    And of course one of the best boss themes in the game plays during the Jared fight

  • @christianjohnson2275
    @christianjohnson2275 7 лет назад +9

    The music kills me 😂

  • @rd30000
    @rd30000 3 года назад +10

    This game was so damn funny. I laughed so hard at this whole part

  • @FSSmash
    @FSSmash 4 месяца назад +2

    Fractured but whole

  • @KingDice
    @KingDice 7 лет назад +41

    I feel bad for theodd1sout now

  • @harrisonbetker2271
    @harrisonbetker2271 Год назад +27

    At first, I never understood why kids were afraid of Jared until I looked into it more deeply and was like, "oh shit".
    Also, I like how Jared's boss title has a subway font.

  • @xSmuggen
    @xSmuggen 7 месяцев назад +1

    The way they incorporate the little subway arrow into his name is the perfect touch

  • @Johan-st4rv
    @Johan-st4rv 7 лет назад +21

    I want this game holy shit

  • @bilbodabbins4096
    @bilbodabbins4096 7 лет назад +4

    The wait for this game was worth it lol it’s fucking Jared

  • @Howlingburd19
    @Howlingburd19 Год назад +3

    Please tell me that’s mayo coming out of that sandwich…