Translation: Born too late to be the first to find the previously hidden wonders of the world Born too early to be able to travel the universe beyond the handful of planets orbiting our star
The fact that they’re mimicking the poses and facial expressions from the original is what’s killing me right now. Sniper’s joy at being correct, Medic’s pose at trying to revive Heavy, Demoman’s recoil, it’s just so freaking good. 🤣🤣🤣
I like how a live action for shits and giggles like this back in 2012-ish would get disliked down to the 9th level of Hell for being "cringe", yet here in 2020 we men of culture can finally rejoice and appreciate such works of art.
I mean, the cringe war is dued out since 2017 due the lack of war support, in fact, people would rather pay for Gacha roll than buying a war bonds for cringe war. They cannot make a conscription due the military structure complication, and people start to left the barrack one by one, eventually the big channel stop funding people to wage war against what deemed as cringeworthy.
Yes I know I'm a tad bit late to the party, I just wanted to say that I would have so been up for recreating "heavy is dead" with my friends, but I don't have the time nor do I have the friends to pull it off. So good job to you guys this is beautiful :'D
0:22 You can see that it's still early in the morning at the beginning of this video While later on at around 2:20 , it's already late in the afternoon These fellas really spent an entire day making this 2.5 minute video and that's worthy of respect
imagine being the neighbors watching their backyard wondering what all the fuss is about (keep in mind that the neighbor has probably never heard of tf2) and just seeing this.
Heavy: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead! Engineer: *POW!* You are dead! Heavy: I am dead! Engineer: *Chuckling, while spy is doing the conga towards the scene* (The Engineer says aw, shucks” as the Spy gets close.) Spy: Oh! The Heavy is dead! Heavy: Yes (Sandwich). I am dead! Spy: Why is the Heavy dead?! Engineer: I dunno. Heavy: I think it was- Engineer & Spy: Shhh, you are dead! Heavy: Ok. (Sniper enters scene exiting van) Sniper: What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?! Engineer & Spy: The Heavy is dead! (A, B, C, or D game starts) Sniper: The Heavy is dead! Spy: Correct! (Option C lights up and celebration music starts playing) Spy: So, did you see the murderer? Engineer and Sniper: Nah, sorry mate. Spy: *Slams hand on desk* I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again! (Engineer and Sniper applause) Sniper: Ah, well that's nice. Engineer: I am damn proud right now. (Soldier appears in scene) Soldier: Atteeeeeeeeention! (Soldier rushes to dead Heavy) Soldier: That Heavy is dead! Spy: We know! Soldier: Who killed him?! Spy: We don’t know! Soldier: I will find clues! (Soldier searches through pile of stuff while sniffing) Soldier: What's that? *Grabs gun* A weapon?! That thing is why the Heavy is dead! Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: The Heavy is dead?! Soldier: *Slams hands on desk* Yes, (Intense background appears) he died! Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: *All shocked* (Intense background stops, showing the Engineer, Sniper, and Spy standing in front of a green screen) Medic: (From far away) Incoming! (Ambulance crashes Soldier into a building wall, killing him.) Medic: *Exits out of Ambulance* Raus, raus! *Pushes Engineer, Sniper, and Spy away from Heavy* Move now! *Kisses Heavy on head* (Heavenly music sounds while the light focuses on Heavy) Heavy: (Rising in air) Hohoho, Hea- *Explodes* Oof. Medic: In my medical opinion, that Heavy is dead! (Camera rotates to Sniper) Sniper: Doc, what happened? Medic: My professional opinion? *Slams hands on desk then turns to the right* (Intense background comes in) The Heavy was killed! (Intense background stops) Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: *Panicking* Medic: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about. Spy: Well, now what? (Scout entering while doing the conga in the background) Scout: Clipidy clop mother****er! Boom! Spy: *Says “Oh, come on.” before Scout says boom* Scout: Look at this! The freaking Heavy is dead! *Pause* What do you think of that? *Pause* Ahm… Spy: Yes, yes, Scout. Scout: Yea? Spy: Go home! (Scout’s mother appears in a car telling Scout to get in) Scout: Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck. (Car drives off and crashing noise is heard) Scout: *Screams of pain* Spy: Ok, let’s get back to the point. Heavy: *Poking at his dead body* I think Heavy is dead. Engineer, Sniper, Spy, and Medic: The Heavy is dead?! Medic: *Turns around and notices dead scout in burning car* Scout! I will heal you- *Car explodes and camera goes back to Heavy* Heavy: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed Heavy?! (Camera shows on Demoman drinking Scrumpy) Demoman: *Slurp* *Slurp* It was me! Engineer, Sniper, Spy, and Heavy: *Shocked* Demoman: Yes! *Bottle of Scrumpy slides up Demoman’s body and Demoman eats the bottle* I did it like this: *Takes out a revolver and shoots Sniper in chest* Boom! *Demoman flies off from force of revolver blast* Sniper: *Screams of pain* Demoman: Woop dee doo! Engineer, Spy, and Heavy: *Are terrified seeing Sniper’s dead body* Demoman: *Burps* That’s a joke, lads. Engineer, Spy, and Heavy: *Starts laughing like crazy* Demoman: *Slurp* *Slurp* *Burp* It was… yo-... *Burp* *Points at Engineer* Him! Engineer: *Shocked* How did you know?! Demoman: I didn’t. *Burps* That was a joke too. (Camera moves to Engineer, as the Demoman keeps drinking faster) Demoman: *Falls on ground* Oh, I’m dead. Engineer: *Manic laughter* That’s right! It was me! Spy: You monster! Heavy: But whyyyyy? Engineer: Cause you’re fat, boy. And another thing, you’re ugly. Heavy: Engineer, stop! Engineer and Heavy: *Arguing* Spy: *Shrugs* (Text appears saying : IT’S TRADITION) Engineer: Ah dammit Heavy **** off! You are dead. Heavy: No u, POW! Haha. (Engineer falls dead on floor) Heavy: You are dead! Not big surprise. Spy: Well that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! *Spy doing flip on noose* Watch and lea- *Choking noises* Heavy: I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid.
![ATEEZ(에이티즈) - [GOLDEN HOUR : Part.2] Preview](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/X4PfgRPBUVo/mqdefault.jpg)
cringe
jk love you kfc no homo tho
cringe
no
E
Pp poo poo
yeah talk about cringe
Thanks to your profile pic, i thought you were nano
The pure joy the sniper's actor when he was correct
Thats what made this extra great
0:27
Soy*
yeahhhh
Julio THE SOY
“What role did you play in the sketch?”
“Car”
car is transformer. notice it is same jacket as demoman
At
0:58
And
1:33
Add that one to his IMDb page
Here at 998 likes
what did you play in the sketch?
corpse
The amount of accuracy and effort this must’ve had is amazing
the one thing they got wrong is the giorno pose but that's an acceptable
and the backflip rope hanging
@@Crspss that too
The fact that this guy has 8 friends who can do a movie with him is achievement enough compared to me
F
RIP
You insulted yourself
I'm now paying respect
F
I could actually do that with my male classmates, but it'd be too difficult and they probably wouldn't agree lmao
Parents: "They're probably getting into trouble right now..."
Da boiz:
Me and the boys making Netflix Heavy is dead
So yeah in trouble
@@Saucemaster251 don't you dare classify this masterpiece as a Netflix original.
Nice Xayah profile pic
The Heavy is dead?!
Wow the TF2 Netflix Original looks great.
In the next season we'll discover that engie is gay.
OmG ItS Not THe NEtflIX OrIgInAl!! ArE YOu DuMb!? (Yes it’s sarcasm)
We learn that spy is jewish and that heavy also is secretly black in ep. 5
Oh my god
Demoman is white, no doubt is a Netflix adaptation.
Neighbours: They are in the garden again, honey.
ARE YOU'RE A JOJO BIZARRE REFENCE?.?.?...?
@@crusaderking8395 no, he is a Bizarre JoJo Reference
SpeeduwangOOOOOOOn
There parents must be so proud
I saw you on another vid lol
The demo actor really nailed his part.
Although it is just moving his lips around most of the time
I love how they actually go out of their way to simulate the absolutely nonsensical physics of Gmod
FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!
I know
@@brendanpaglalunan1947 Are you lost?
@@justaname325 nah he just thinks he's austrian painter mustache man.
@@haijehiemstra2883Ze Austrian is ded??
I love how there's just one guy dedicated to acting as vehicles lmao
I can not come up with enough words to describe how much i appriciate these small details
xDDD
The greatest actor of the century, ladies and gents.
*im in me mums car.. V R O O M V R O O M*
@@mr_skyl1ne578 *get out me car*
I love how they recreated Demoman's ragdoll after he shot the Sniper
That’s the funniest part
69 likes
For real though
Lmfao yeah.
Yes xd
Man you can tell these guys put their heart into this and had a good time. And that’s the most epic tf2 moment of them all.
It's a pure masterpiece, everyone who took part in this should be proud
In a way, those who watched took part in it. So we should be proud to.
Agree
The demo section was too good
they are damn proud right now
Born too late to discover the earth.
Born too early to discover space.
Born just in time to discover this masterpiece.
"discover space?" you're a little late, bud
@@stupidmarioplushchannel6388 I think he meant, _space travel_
@@vladimirirkhin we've traveled in space before... how do you think we got to the moon? besides, "discover the earth" makes as much sense
@@stupidmarioplushchannel6388 space exploration, perhaps outside of the solar system?
Translation:
Born too late to be the first to find the previously hidden wonders of the world
Born too early to be able to travel the universe beyond the handful of planets orbiting our star
imagine if this is the only evidence humans existed
Then that prompts the question:
*If everyone died who killed the heavy* 😳
@@alejandroe3616 I think heavy is dead
Pedro B. Correct!
@@ProdigalFailure so, did you see the murderer?
@@Shadow-ft3sz no, sorry mate
Wife: "he's probably at some other girls house."
Husband:
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
1000th like
Demoman's part is the funniest in both original and this.
Well shit.
Hi my fav youtuber
True lol
Also a hammer is nothing to FUCK with GOTEM
Das a joke lads
The Demo’s body flying away due to the gun recoil was surprisingly well done.
I was just about to say that lol
OMG I was about to say the same thing
I think the best part is just going through each frame of stuff like that.
God: *creates humans with almost limitless capabilities*
Humans:
This is pushing the abilities to the limits
God: Now that's what I'M talking about.
I can see all those abilities being put to good use
555 likes now like ot 111 more times so god sends us to hell, oh wait he already did.
I'd say we've reached the limit
Dude I love whoever played Medic. The exaggerated movements were on point.
Table slam could have been better tho
Bro really shined in those arm shots XD
The drinking closeups are even worse in real life.
I think you mean even *BETTER*
He didn't deepthroat the bottle like demoman. 0/10.
@@Handhandme maybe it looked inappropriate?
@@creativemanners3602 Why would they care about monetization?? The video has no ads..
I'll have to disagree. The Demoman mouth shots were disgusting, especially if you imagine the alcohol on his breath.
My favorite part is how you watch the day go by with each scene.
狐Kitsune狐 it took over 6 hours of recording
DUDE I DIDN'T NOTICE
this really is a masterpiece
🥤🥤Do like the Demo and stay hydrated folks🥤🥤
Yes
I really thought it was beer. I would've killed myself if so
nobody ruin the 666 likes on this
Filipe Figueiredo where can I get demo man’s amazing hoodie?!
0:27 That´s pure joy right there :D
The fact that they’re mimicking the poses and facial expressions from the original is what’s killing me right now. Sniper’s joy at being correct, Medic’s pose at trying to revive Heavy, Demoman’s recoil, it’s just so freaking good. 🤣🤣🤣
Medic Actor actually looks like a young Medic.
He probably still has his medical license, that's good
@@bonjoviwankenobi8533 *STILL*
“The Heavy is dead!”
-A: I think he is alive. -B: Apple
-C: The Heavy is dead. -D: The Earth is flat
The heavy is dead?
Correct!
Apple?
@@Averi0 Apple
How about... Uhhh. Coconut!
"Cause you're fat boi!"
Is the skinniest of all these guys
As with the original, the detail and attention to Demomans drinking is borderline graphic.
Props!
🗿
cabbage
@@Hellwaterva cabbage
cabbage
1:53 The whole video is good but I can’t get over how he pulled out that gun with so much finesse
The whole video was good? ... Good?! It was a masterpiece!
I wish there were more such moments.
Adalogic I was the 69th like
He even ragdolled too. That caught me off guard
Welcome to Texas
"Heavy is Dead is Performed in front of a live studio audience."
Laugh track
unrealistic grandpa archive 2:01
666 likes
669th like
I can tell that this is going to be deeply nostalgic and painful to watch for them one day, a memory of an easier time
I like how a live action for shits and giggles like this back in 2012-ish would get disliked down to the 9th level of Hell for being "cringe", yet here in 2020 we men of culture can finally rejoice and appreciate such works of art.
I mean, the cringe war is dued out since 2017 due the lack of war support, in fact, people would rather pay for Gacha roll than buying a war bonds for cringe war.
They cannot make a conscription due the military structure complication, and people start to left the barrack one by one, eventually the big channel stop funding people to wage war against what deemed as cringeworthy.
Well, I think it just kinda shows that humor like this has always been around. It just took a while for us to actually start finding it humorous.
Tell you what, I'll give you 48 hours to change ya profile and community and *D e l e t e t h i s*
in some ways we did get better
U PLAY MINECRAFT? CRIIIINGE
Good actors
TF2 on wii
You here:O
make it on wii now
Damn proud
Everywhere I go,
I see his face lol
*It WaS mE..*
“Struggles to drink water”
:o
Yeah cause water is a poison for demoman
Mr. P
*yes I did it like this!*
•Pow•
Yes I know I'm a tad bit late to the party, I just wanted to say that I would have so been up for recreating "heavy is dead" with my friends, but I don't have the time nor do I have the friends to pull it off. So good job to you guys this is beautiful :'D
Now we know what the Heavy was referring to when he said: "FRIENDSHIP IS STOOPID MAGIC!"
yes this is stupid
1:43 that piece of cardbosrd never came back
the cardboard is dead!
@@cyan39miku THE CARDBOARD IS DEAD??!!!
@@rokert4ever54 Yes, he DIED !
I think it was-
@@itzblackout7085 Shhhh, You are dead!
i think you can tell how long that probably took because at 0:41 it's like noon and at 2:39 it's dusk
Omh
*omg
Probably a lot of takes from laughing their ass’ off
The thing is that’s the sky in the original video
I like how heavy is rising to heaven and then he collapsed into glass pieces
In my medical opinion, that Heavy is dead!
@@oneshotpete
Doc,What happened?!?!
My professional opinion?
*slam, whiplash*
The Heavy was killed!
Oh god
I don't think it's anything to worry about
Well, now what?
This looks like it was made in 2010
Thats good
*IS NICE*
@@d466mcnion6 yes this is stoopid
Just like heavy is dead
Jk it is amazing
*_magnificent_*
@@stormalexandrioz4308 THE HEAVY IS DEAD?
1:55 i still love the model fuckery still can exist in real life with amazing editing
Nah he just abused the 7 fold stroke exploit to break the playermodel and get a free fast travel to the nearest hospital.
@@jameshibberd5134 nice
I think it's just stop motion.
@@jaimeparker2161 woooosh
@@jaimeparker2161 it’s sped up him falling
Gf: *He’s probably outside with other girls...*
Me and the Boyz:
What girlfriend? Is it imaginary?
What’s a girl
Girls dont exist
@@You-dn8epnow you never heard of everything and everyone
0:22 You can see that it's still early in the morning at the beginning of this video
While later on at around 2:20 , it's already late in the afternoon
These fellas really spent an entire day making this 2.5 minute video and that's worthy of respect
1:39 That guy on the left nailing the broken neck physics
1:55 some random dude calling himself Demoman has 50 strokes at once (2020,colorized)
Lmao
New world record
This is the most effort I've seen but into a "Heavy is dead" video and it WORKED
I absolutely love how this is just a big group of friends having fun, man I can only imagine what it was like doing this.
Heavy Is Dead: The Netflix Original
Don't you dare soil this masterpiece with "Netflix Original"
Except its fucking good
The Heavy is Dead???
Tanooki Boy Yes! He died!
@@oscarfloyd2678 But how?!
It probably took lots of dedication and strength for the person acting as heavy to stand on their head for that long
Yea
2:38 Well that was idiotic,off to drown myself,watch and lear-
imagine being the neighbors watching their backyard wondering what all the fuss is about (keep in mind that the neighbor has probably never heard of tf2) and just seeing this.
THE ACCURACY ON DEMOMAN’S DRINKING IS SO OMEGA EPICCCC
1:51
the fact his shadow moves with his blast backwards.
Amazing
Omfg
You are obsolete nether reactor core
@@scoot.112 Fuck you, he's not obsolete to me!
@@Mothbean well he is to me
Yurp, probably stop motion or it was accelerated footage of him stumbling backwards.
1:43 - Patriotism is at the highest level.
0:25 The way he's moving and smiling while saying "correct" makes me laugh
0:52 my guy is just straight up vibing on the grass
This feels like the best parts of late 2000's RUclips, it's great.
That's what i thought
Counter strike in real
Why is this underrated
And why do i have so many likes
Thanks
It's no longer. This really blew up. Went from a thousand views to a hundred thousand in a week.
"I dont know"
@@fishh9786 "i ThInK iT wAS..."
@@SmashSSL shh you are underrated
I was at couch eating dorito when phone ring
“Heavy is kil”
“No”
so sad
This actually turned out better than expected, there was effort put into it and its awesome
"This is Cool"
"*is nice*"
Yes this Is funny
*is nice*
@@eggboi8817 "jes"
Me: mom I'm bored
mom: go play with the neighborhood kids
the neighborhood kids:
Yeah okey mom
Bambii bbqsauce NO! YOU POW!
Me:
wish i lived in that neighborhood cause those dudes look fun to hang out with ngl
Making this must have been so much fun
That scene where Demoman got blown away because of the recoil is so goddamn good 😂
Aetherius 1:55
1:55 don’t mind me just putting a funny time stamp for myself.
Why does nobody talk about this part
This- AHHHH woopee doo
Wtf why did I get 200 likes from this
Everyone: Our timestamp
*THATS A JOKE LADS*
2:39
Spy: Well, that was Idiotic. Off to hang- I mean drown myself. Watch and lear- *Glub Glub Glub*
My only lament is that that clip wasn't recorded at the right speed to match the impact. Everything else was just fine in my opinion, though.
@@HESHRocketWarhead I am dissapointed, where is my backflip
This has strong 2000s RUclips live-action sketches. It's absolutely amazing.
I’ve never seen a funnier or purer representation of “boys will be boys”
Egg
Nedas Jankus I AM DED
ok
@@mariom.6104 oh nooo
L'egg fibsh liggk
Nedas Jankus lets start HMHS BRITANNIC IS DED
1:42 I never seen something like that fly that high
Honestly I loved this, it probably took a bunch of effort to make, including the editing and the fantastic actors 11/10 would watch again.
the car's actor was my favourite
It is me who revealed this on hoi4 multiplayer discord server.
You have brought chaos to this land.
Imagine people seeing these people moving like cartoon characters on their way to work
Ironically, Heavy is probably unheaviest friend here
0:45
“Who killed him?
“We dont know”
*suddenly blue shirt guy lifts hand*
Anime:Heavy is dead [SFM]
Netflix adaptation:
MLGPro69Master420 Inaccurate. If it was the Netflix adaptation they would have left out critical plot points.
first time i see Netflix doing a god-like adaptation.
This takes me back to the old days of RUclips
I love it
I love how perfectly the shot was recreated at 0:49
Girls sleepover: OMG, Tyler is totally into you
Boys sleepover:
I’m a girl and would do this at my sleepover
Girls at a sleepover: do you think I have the boy of a cheer leader?
Boys sleep over: THE HEAVY IS DEAD!!!!
The heavy is dead???
YES! HE DIED!!!
*Scout I can heal you explodes*
Oh boy I really wanna do this
Bruh
1:49 Hold on! I know that water bottle, this is filmed in Texas?!
close, but not right
Ozarka
@@KFCereal Oklahoma?!
Sweet home Alabama?
@@KFCereal New Mexico?
The guy who does Heavy looks like he was laughing through the whole thing while everyone else took it more seriously and tried to keep a straight face
The guy who played heavy is probably the one who planned this anyway.
I love how you can see it going from midday to late evening further in the video.
This video has a level of dedication and quality that only a group of 8 bored teenagers could accomplish
Yep
It’s that type of “hearted but low experience” type of awkwardness that just makes this that much better.
Tiber Septim it reminds me of the “movies” me and the other neighborhood kids would make growing up. They’re funny and precious
People recreating gmod shitpost animations in real life, we are living in magnificent times
i just love that i can see so easily how much fun you had filming this, its honestly contagious
No one:
The school play:
BEST SCHOOL PLAY EVER!!
Most of them do school plays 🙃
You gave me an idea of play we're gonna do this year
“Can I have that ‘Heavy is Dead’?”
“No, we already have one at home.”
The ‘Heavy is Dead’ at home:
Still good
Major General Bunk but I would still be fine with it
Even better
Don't get it.
Heavy is dead: disney live action remake
The new Team Fortress 2 anime is looking amazing
Ikr
I love how the day gets visibly older as the video progresses.
Heavy: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead!
Engineer: *POW!* You are dead!
Heavy: I am dead!
Engineer: *Chuckling, while spy is doing the conga towards the scene* (The Engineer says aw, shucks” as the Spy gets close.)
Spy: Oh! The Heavy is dead!
Heavy: Yes (Sandwich). I am dead!
Spy: Why is the Heavy dead?!
Engineer: I dunno.
Heavy: I think it was-
Engineer & Spy: Shhh, you are dead!
Heavy: Ok.
(Sniper enters scene exiting van)
Sniper: What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!
Engineer & Spy: The Heavy is dead!
(A, B, C, or D game starts)
Sniper: The Heavy is dead!
Spy: Correct!
(Option C lights up and celebration music starts playing)
Spy: So, did you see the murderer?
Engineer and Sniper: Nah, sorry mate.
Spy: *Slams hand on desk* I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!
(Engineer and Sniper applause)
Sniper: Ah, well that's nice.
Engineer: I am damn proud right now.
(Soldier appears in scene)
Soldier: Atteeeeeeeeention!
(Soldier rushes to dead Heavy)
Soldier: That Heavy is dead!
Spy: We know!
Soldier: Who killed him?!
Spy: We don’t know!
Soldier: I will find clues!
(Soldier searches through pile of stuff while sniffing)
Soldier: What's that? *Grabs gun* A weapon?! That thing is why the Heavy is dead!
Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: The Heavy is dead?!
Soldier: *Slams hands on desk* Yes, (Intense background appears) he died!
Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: *All shocked*
(Intense background stops, showing the Engineer, Sniper, and Spy standing in front of a green screen)
Medic: (From far away) Incoming!
(Ambulance crashes Soldier into a building wall, killing him.)
Medic: *Exits out of Ambulance* Raus, raus! *Pushes Engineer, Sniper, and Spy away from Heavy* Move now! *Kisses Heavy on head*
(Heavenly music sounds while the light focuses on Heavy)
Heavy: (Rising in air) Hohoho, Hea- *Explodes* Oof.
Medic: In my medical opinion, that Heavy is dead!
(Camera rotates to Sniper)
Sniper: Doc, what happened?
Medic: My professional opinion? *Slams hands on desk then turns to the right* (Intense background comes in) The Heavy was killed!
(Intense background stops)
Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: *Panicking*
Medic: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about.
Spy: Well, now what?
(Scout entering while doing the conga in the background)
Scout: Clipidy clop mother****er! Boom!
Spy: *Says “Oh, come on.” before Scout says boom*
Scout: Look at this! The freaking Heavy is dead! *Pause* What do you think of that? *Pause* Ahm…
Spy: Yes, yes, Scout.
Scout: Yea?
Spy: Go home!
(Scout’s mother appears in a car telling Scout to get in)
Scout: Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck.
(Car drives off and crashing noise is heard)
Scout: *Screams of pain*
Spy: Ok, let’s get back to the point.
Heavy: *Poking at his dead body* I think Heavy is dead.
Engineer, Sniper, Spy, and Medic: The Heavy is dead?!
Medic: *Turns around and notices dead scout in burning car* Scout! I will heal you-
*Car explodes and camera goes back to Heavy*
Heavy: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed Heavy?!
(Camera shows on Demoman drinking Scrumpy)
Demoman: *Slurp* *Slurp* It was me!
Engineer, Sniper, Spy, and Heavy: *Shocked*
Demoman: Yes! *Bottle of Scrumpy slides up Demoman’s body and Demoman eats the bottle* I did it like this: *Takes out a revolver and shoots Sniper in chest* Boom! *Demoman flies off from force of revolver blast*
Sniper: *Screams of pain*
Demoman: Woop dee doo!
Engineer, Spy, and Heavy: *Are terrified seeing Sniper’s dead body*
Demoman: *Burps* That’s a joke, lads.
Engineer, Spy, and Heavy: *Starts laughing like crazy*
Demoman: *Slurp* *Slurp* *Burp* It was… yo-... *Burp* *Points at Engineer* Him!
Engineer: *Shocked* How did you know?!
Demoman: I didn’t. *Burps* That was a joke too.
(Camera moves to Engineer, as the Demoman keeps drinking faster)
Demoman: *Falls on ground* Oh, I’m dead.
Engineer: *Manic laughter* That’s right! It was me!
Spy: You monster!
Heavy: But whyyyyy?
Engineer: Cause you’re fat, boy. And another thing, you’re ugly.
Heavy: Engineer, stop!
Engineer and Heavy: *Arguing*
Spy: *Shrugs* (Text appears saying : IT’S TRADITION)
Engineer: Ah dammit Heavy **** off! You are dead.
Heavy: No u, POW! Haha.
(Engineer falls dead on floor)
Heavy: You are dead! Not big surprise.
Spy: Well that was idiotic. Off to hang myself! *Spy doing flip on noose* Watch and lea- *Choking noises*
Heavy: I am alive! Is nice. Yes, this is stupid.
Caleb Green ....well that just happened....
Well, thanks for the transcript.
You're a fucking saint
You're a good man, thank you
XD
imagine being their neighbor watching them do this
just..
beautiful
To the 1200 people who disliked this, reply and tell me why you're weird
Bro. This is a work of art. I liked it. WHY IS THERE A DISLIKE ON IT?!?!
Because some people don't have a sense of humor
I will find them.
I will capture them.
And no one will ever die again!
I have a vision disorder so I thought I clicked like o_o
*and no one will ever dislike again!
This is just a bunch of idiots having fun, and i love it
These guys look exactly like I expected people doing a live action rendition of ‘heavy is dead’ to look.
Is that positive or negative
@@scoot.112 Absolutely a positive.
i want to personally congratulate every atom responsible for this masterpiece
This is so cringe
That’s a joke lads
*[INSERT LAUGHING AUDIO]*
AHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
*LAUGH TRACK*
Ha ha ha ha
_obligatory had us in the first half joke_