The Definitive Skyrim Jails Tier List

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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024

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  • @regrettablemuffin9186
    @regrettablemuffin9186 Год назад +323

    Joov was doing a secret first quest called “can you find every cave west of whiterun before going to white river watch?”

    • @camcooper8673
      @camcooper8673 Год назад +5

      nice cat muffin

    • @Splifs420
      @Splifs420 Год назад +2

      😂

    • @elroyfaken1533
      @elroyfaken1533 5 месяцев назад

      OM.mmmm. Mmm🎉 m🎉mjjkjmhm 42:54n 😢m🎉m mm? Mmm🎉🎉m🎉🎉 mmnm ?🎉🎉m🎉 j mmn l. Mnmmm tm zondag mmm n🎉m🎉mllmn. U m​@@Splifs420

    • @ChadVanryn
      @ChadVanryn 4 месяца назад

      It's funny cus I like to clear the first caves around white run before I go into town

  • @algomaone121
    @algomaone121 Год назад +160

    Alternate VOD title: “Can you play Skyrim without leaving the area WEST of Whiterun?”

  • @johnclark222
    @johnclark222 Год назад +79

    The whiterun dungeon is actually a lot more dangerous as the guards can go down to the sewers to, they know about it - that's why there is a trapdoor in the barracks.

    • @ac.creations
      @ac.creations Год назад +18

      It's bait so they can have some fun.
      It's jail bait lmao.

  • @Colecruzin
    @Colecruzin Год назад +58

    I love the gigachad dark elf on the desk can’t believe I didn’t notice it before lmaoo

    • @TheFeltmeister
      @TheFeltmeister Год назад +2

      He's my favorite chad

    • @m1j220
      @m1j220 Год назад +4

      I know right XD there is even a mod that adds it as a race present in Skyrim, it’s on nexus lol

  • @Trephining
    @Trephining Год назад +34

    Just imagine, if Ulfr the Blind had parents that didn't get tired so easily, he would have been the leader of the Stormcloak rebellion, famous, a jarl, yadda yadda. All they had to do was keep writing a couple more letters on his birth certificate, enduring the hand cramp for just a second or two.

  • @stephenpoppy498
    @stephenpoppy498 10 месяцев назад +4

    Being "wrong" as an expert and having your following "correct" you is an excellent way to keep your followers engaged and immersed in your videos. I am a huge fan of skyrim, and your videos lend depth to an already interesting experience. Kudos to you for all your hard work in following your dream and staying true to yourself.

  • @hottwunk420
    @hottwunk420 Год назад +29

    the cave location bit was so fun watching it live, but it only gets better with every additional watch

  • @celesteria16
    @celesteria16 Год назад +40

    hey Joov! I'm currently writing my bachelor thesis and wanted to say thanks for keeping me sane with your streams and vods! I let them run while I'm working on it and it helps me keeping my focus! ❤

    • @puissantcroissant3926
      @puissantcroissant3926 Год назад +8

      same, i've just been binging him throughout my uni work
      and good luck!! i just finished writing mine about a month ago so i get your pain 😭

    • @DietJoov
      @DietJoov  Год назад +13

      CONGRATS!! Best of luck. You’ll crush it 🫡

  • @chesterfieldmcfistycups2836
    @chesterfieldmcfistycups2836 Год назад +45

    You could go through with destroying Malyn Veran’s soul within Azura’s star and then rate that as your new prison. IMO, it’s the nicest prison in the game even though it’s the only one proven to cause insanity.

    • @Autumn_Actually
      @Autumn_Actually Год назад +4

      Just because you're immortal in there doesn't mean it would be very comfortable... Cold, jagged crystal and silence, no wonder he went mad.

    • @Trephining
      @Trephining Год назад +5

      no bed, no toilet, no lockpick, guards aren't very friendly
      I'm holding out for something better, lololol

  • @sushijones
    @sushijones Год назад +9

    When I watched the edited video, I thought "I could watch a whole movie of just this jail review." And lo and behold, three hours of uncut footage, which was delightful to watch. Thanks for the fun video!

  • @aliciagreen5411
    @aliciagreen5411 Год назад +10

    "I could be wrong... but I - believe- I'm not *is wildly and proveably wrong*" - a statement that's applicable to the human condition at large

  • @sethstair4834
    @sethstair4834 Год назад +25

    Raven Rock is a 10/10. Jail was nicer than most houses lol

    • @daymuntaku6590
      @daymuntaku6590 Год назад +2

      Morrowind clearly has different laws about prisoner's rights

  • @chrismckay3868
    @chrismckay3868 Год назад +14

    Cidhna Mine should be a split tier as it has two ways to get in, one escapeable and one you have to work off your time without glitching out. The rest are spot on more or less.

  • @VonArgylle
    @VonArgylle 4 месяца назад +2

    I'm consistently impressed, how someone who plays this game professionally knows so little about it.

  • @kats_residence
    @kats_residence Год назад +7

    Fell asleep to him ranking jails and woke up to him building a cheese house. Joov you are exceptionally fantastic and random as hell.

  • @erhmagerd
    @erhmagerd Год назад +7

    I literally just got done watching the orphan challenge and was wondering when he'd upload this challenge when he mentioned it. Timing is perfect

  • @Trephining
    @Trephining Год назад +2

    Just realized I've never played where I tolerated any of the paths that send my character to jail, aside from the Cidnha Mine quest one, and that's different for obvious reasons. As soon as I owned a copy of the game myself, I instantly started save-scumming when I needed (no, wanted is the accuate word there) to pickpocket so I could guarantee "success" through the magic of Hollywood-style editing, or time travel.
    This video is making me want to play my next play through where I odn't necessarily try to go to jail, but don't try all that hard to avoid it either.
    One of the main reasons I've avoided starting with my third play through was once I figured out how valuable that Elven Bow is in the Companions quarters that you can steal from a display case at the very beginning. So I got in the habit of stealing that early and then wanting to avoid jail so it didn't get removed from my inventory. Now that I'm no longer as glued ot Archery as I was in the beginning, and definitely not to that partiular weapon until I level up to where same/better stuff spawns in chests, that habit can go in the trash.

  • @SimplyNotReally
    @SimplyNotReally Год назад +6

    surely that reward chest from the bulwark will be paramount in the next solsthiem video

    • @DietJoov
      @DietJoov  Год назад +4

      Early on it should be a nice find, so long as I don't get cornered by the Ash Spawns down there. If the Ash Spawns are repeatable in that dungeon...it may make life easier

  • @muffin103
    @muffin103 Год назад +1

    Good to see a new vod joov, i play them quietly on my phone while i try to sleep

  • @XXLPIakat
    @XXLPIakat Год назад +5

    I like how they let you keep all your gear when sent to the Chill.

    • @daymuntaku6590
      @daymuntaku6590 Год назад +2

      really gives it a 'if you can get out you've earned it' feel

  • @Pixel-Lucas
    @Pixel-Lucas Год назад +1

    I rarely get to see the end of your vods, since I watch them before bed. But today I took a nap and woke up midway, after some weird dreams about The Chill 🥶

  • @madmasseur6422
    @madmasseur6422 Год назад +4

    The bulwark is actually a better option than squatting in the abandoned building in Raven Rock, it's definitely a 9.9/10 when it's better than the houses of the poorest people in the city

  • @SirGeorgeScotland
    @SirGeorgeScotland Год назад +1

    Really think these should each be their own smallish vid, but I loved these challenges. Was a lot of fun to watch.

  • @dr.JackieBright
    @dr.JackieBright Год назад +7

    Joov's obstinate refusal to believe chat had me laughing. xD

  • @Eisofice
    @Eisofice 4 месяца назад +1

    Idk if someone mentioned... But there's also Jails in Tel Mythrin and the Skaal Village, they're both factions like the other towns!

  • @leythis5084
    @leythis5084 Год назад +4

    him refusing to admit that it was on the east is like "It may be hard to win an argument against a genius.. but it's impossible to win one against a moron."

  • @Bethgael
    @Bethgael Год назад +2

    One of my Dragonborn blokes had Camilla choose Sven, then he took Sven as a follower and got him killed at level cap. Then he married Camilla.
    Sven is an arse, but the alternative was almost as bad.
    Also, I think Dawnstar is slightly better than you think. It is remarkably clean for a cell with no shit bucket. Obviously it was out for cleaning when you were there.

  • @TheVoid_Dweller
    @TheVoid_Dweller Год назад +10

    It was, in fact, East.

    • @DietJoov
      @DietJoov  Год назад +1

      I’m not over it tbh

  • @Trephining
    @Trephining Год назад +3

    Question: Is it possible to reach the tunnels/catacombs/halls beneath the Whiterun jail via another path or entrance?
    Was just thinking that since the Dragonborn can jump from the tunnels back up into their cell, that if they wanted to, they could plan ahead and stash some items in the tunnels. Then if (when?) the Dragonborn gets sent to jail, go through the grate, obtain the pre-positioned items, and do whatever was planned with them. First thought was to stash a few lockpicks. I'm not a super-skilled lockpicker, so an Adept lock is definitely not a 1-lockpick situation for me every time. Lots of the time it isn't.

  • @kosho2994
    @kosho2994 Год назад +2

    1:59:30 Always gets me. Asking where his stuff is WHILE HE IS HOLDING HIS WEAPON

  • @mrinsanity9482
    @mrinsanity9482 Год назад +1

    Love to see you interact with fans on all platforms

  • @sethstair4834
    @sethstair4834 Год назад +7

    I think The Chill beats Riften, but the perspectives are completely different

  • @DrMoffett
    @DrMoffett Год назад +3

    "You'll have felt awfully silly"
    >He was the one who felt the silly of goosies
    Love you man.

  • @East16
    @East16 Год назад +5

    i feel its massively ironic that "Diet" Joov is the Joov with more content

    • @leandeon2202
      @leandeon2202 8 месяцев назад

      Its not ironic and actually makes perfect sense because diet products usually contain more ingredients in them than the non diet versions

    • @East16
      @East16 8 месяцев назад

      @@leandeon2202 yeah thatd make sense if thats what diet meant. except soda gets it from the deffinition, not the other way around.
      Diet
      "restrict oneself to small amounts or special kinds of food in order to lose weight."
      "(of food or drink) with reduced fat or sugar content"

    • @leandeon2202
      @leandeon2202 8 месяцев назад

      @@East16 it doesn’t matter if thsts what it means or not… diet productd have MORE ingredients this channel has more content. Whats not making sense?

    • @East16
      @East16 8 месяцев назад

      @@leandeon2202 except that something doesn't have more ingredients and additives explicitly because it's diet, it's a side effect. so my thing of saying it's ironic stands, as it matches the actual definition. there was no need for you to counter the claim of irony

  • @dorianshepard2841
    @dorianshepard2841 Год назад +35

    Joov has reached peak senility. So young, so sad

    • @DietJoov
      @DietJoov  Год назад +20

      Truly thought I was losing my mind when looking for Ulfr's Book

    • @dorianshepard2841
      @dorianshepard2841 Год назад +21

      @@DietJoov at first I honestly thought you were memeing then realized "wait he actually has no idea where that cave is"

  • @dariusdibben3438
    @dariusdibben3438 Год назад +5

    He was so confident.

  • @alyssawalker23
    @alyssawalker23 Год назад +2

    Stands in the market of Whiterun, fast travels to Dragonreach 😂

  • @kyle9401
    @kyle9401 Год назад +2

    Joov, I just got an article on my phone from Gfinity about you and your stream. I found that recognition pretty awesome! Must mean you're doing something right! Keep the banger content coming.

  • @levi._likes._ryebread8518
    @levi._likes._ryebread8518 3 месяца назад

    Joov, I fell asleep watching an entirely different stream that was dope in its own way, but I woke up to a man building a cheese jail from the ground up. I love you brother, and everything u stand for

  • @mixrd1065
    @mixrd1065 Месяц назад

    7:26 Knud had that STANCE, he knew the assignment...

  • @joshalmightyblades
    @joshalmightyblades Год назад +4

    Who even watches the main channel anymore. Just do 2x the VODS.

  • @rustyjones7908
    @rustyjones7908 Год назад +1

    At first i thought he was just fucking with everyone, ngl. Props to joov for bring a good sport about it thought, was very entertaining.

  • @Techntion
    @Techntion Год назад +2

    I thought your refusal was absolutely fucking hilarious lmao

  • @seany.7283
    @seany.7283 Год назад

    been chipping away at this vod- when you got to winterhold- zombieland direct line to my funnybone dropping chill puns and the cage i get , corpse free lmfao

  • @MrPirateBroadcast
    @MrPirateBroadcast Год назад +4

    VOD channel supremacy

  • @duhbleyou2561
    @duhbleyou2561 Год назад +4

    So could you do oblivion jail reviews?

  • @dariusdibben3438
    @dariusdibben3438 Год назад +3

    The bulwark is nicer than most inns.

  • @SimplyNotReally
    @SimplyNotReally Год назад

    im not 100% sure how true this is but i remember reading somewhere years ago, that if you are trying to decorate your house with dropped objects, you have to drop everything you plan to use and drop a save and immediately load it to cause everything to glitch out and explode. once you save and reload the next time, everything should stay put.

  • @dillpicklesock
    @dillpicklesock Год назад +1

    hey joov i would just like to leave a comment saying thank you, i’ve been going through stuff- suffering with addiction, my mind is disassociating and it’s hard to keep in touch with reality, your content helps me keep myself grounded and also provides me a good laugh and you’re very entertaining.

  • @koheletcalaforexclan6508
    @koheletcalaforexclan6508 Год назад +1

    Skyrim Prisons are great! Sometimes I get myself caught and just sit around, watching Tamriel Go by!
    I wonder if anyone’s waited out a full sentence? Wait, what is a sentence in Skyrim?

  • @shac0le
    @shac0le Год назад +1

    This is exactly what i needed

  • @madmasseur6422
    @madmasseur6422 Год назад +1

    I've never seen the secret escape tunel in Riften, 7 years of playing this game and there's still stuff to discover...

    • @daymuntaku6590
      @daymuntaku6590 Год назад

      I first found it by realizing I could go into the sewer grate emptying into the docks and just following it up stream

  • @nananamamana3591
    @nananamamana3591 5 месяцев назад

    To this day, you've *never* dropped a joke more hard than "It's alright. All that cheese movement? Where it looks like it's moving on it's own? That's just _cheese_ physics. I'd explain it to you all, but you'd need a degree in mysticism."

  • @LokiDFerret
    @LokiDFerret Год назад +12

    is this tier list for kinky purposes?

    • @joshalmightyblades
      @joshalmightyblades Год назад +4

      👀

    • @chandgrit
      @chandgrit Год назад +5

      Most likely

    • @ShrexyGuy
      @ShrexyGuy Год назад +1

      Some people like red grapes, some white grapes. Joov and his audience apparently like prison grapes tho

  • @alkaliwreck2474
    @alkaliwreck2474 Год назад +2

    Any reason to not use the windows-organic snipping tool instead of an image converter?

  • @enamxr
    @enamxr 18 дней назад

    wife loudly said "damn those pants are loud as fuck" and brought me to tears

  • @linchubbard3711
    @linchubbard3711 6 месяцев назад

    I fell asleep watching theology videos and hours later, over night I’m here 1 hour and 9 minutes in, video paused, cheers lad

  • @Nixter-Bean
    @Nixter-Bean Год назад +1

    A house that would make the deadric prince of madness happy

  • @Gooner694
    @Gooner694 Год назад +1

    Joove u should do a breaking in to the jails of Skyrim holds tiers list

  • @vicepopeyeschicken6229
    @vicepopeyeschicken6229 Год назад +3

    Windhelm is s teir. Build with the blood , bones and tears of snow elfs.

  • @icantfeelmylegs9329
    @icantfeelmylegs9329 Год назад

    if i could recommend though maybe im wrong i believe sabre cat pelts are practically perfect for a roof for the cheese home

  • @cyikes8271
    @cyikes8271 Месяц назад

    Pro tip: keep a bounty in every hold so that you can fast travel into the center of town by getting arrested

  • @jessiee2115
    @jessiee2115 Год назад

    Honestly...best RUclipsr apology.

  • @TheFeltmeister
    @TheFeltmeister Год назад +2

    Can you play skyrim but only play in the mid western part maybe eat some cheese curds

    • @DietJoov
      @DietJoov  Год назад +1

      Maybe shovel some snow or drink Busch Latte?

  • @skanaraki2161
    @skanaraki2161 Год назад +1

    He actually did it!

  • @Pixel-Lucas
    @Pixel-Lucas Год назад

    Fireplace and books? Send me to raven rock jail, I'll live there no problem

  • @Taintlessdisc
    @Taintlessdisc 10 месяцев назад

    Bro spent all that time walking west with chat back seat gaming him and turns out chat was right ❤😂

  • @JPBM639
    @JPBM639 Год назад

    I haven't played Skyrim in years and even I knew where the cave is.

  • @lillith7257
    @lillith7257 Месяц назад

    i want to note that items only disappear from jail if you get arrested again without claiming them. i.e it's not based on time.

  • @TheRevan1337
    @TheRevan1337 4 месяца назад

    Morthal guards ain't sleepin'

  • @XXLPIakat
    @XXLPIakat Год назад

    I see the video title and then the time, wondering how a Tier list of Skyrim Jails can take 3 hours.
    But at the same time my ADHD brain is goin to watch it ANYWAY.

  • @thebruzdog
    @thebruzdog Год назад +1

    Am I crazy or did joov actually upload this as a video on main channel

    • @DietJoov
      @DietJoov  Год назад +3

      It's on the main channel toward the end of "Attempting Skyrim's Dumbest 'Quests'"

    • @SickAndMeanSAM
      @SickAndMeanSAM Год назад +1

      @@DietJoovoh my god i was going insane over trying to find that video thank you

  • @undrinkablesmoothie
    @undrinkablesmoothie Год назад

    I've heard the term "Old Hand" before, but never heard "Old Head".

  • @pariahmutt3589
    @pariahmutt3589 Год назад +1

    Ty Pennington’s mid-life crisis has come to an end for now.

  • @UnElk505
    @UnElk505 Год назад

    Why did I know I would watch this just by the title?

  • @turtlelordowo2694
    @turtlelordowo2694 Год назад

    marrow wind or oblivon
    for next challange if not i challange u to bb only run ik mitten did it but i want to see u do it in survials

  • @davidkelling159
    @davidkelling159 Год назад +2

    With a larger bounty I feel like some of these scores would have changed. The exit for Solitude with 1000 bounty becomes a death trap if seen by the guards. Whiterun would be even worse without access to the underforge city exit which other citizens wouldn't have as it places you as far away from the city gates as possible when you get out

    • @cootyshot
      @cootyshot Год назад

      Wait the jail location changes based on your bounty?!

  • @firebrand7816
    @firebrand7816 10 дней назад

    2:15:53 cowards- I marry her for both of them, power throuple

  • @SanalliteSapling
    @SanalliteSapling Год назад

    I'm guessing that Joov didn't edit the Vidoe because that 22 minutes of Lost Boy footage is still on.

  • @codyglenn7231
    @codyglenn7231 8 месяцев назад

    i can just see someone trying to make castle volkihar with cheese

  • @DiaJasmineFlanary
    @DiaJasmineFlanary Год назад

    Sheogorath would be proud

  • @Trephining
    @Trephining Год назад

    might try to remember to refer to cabbage as "escape lettuce" in the future
    In real life I mean.

  • @cesarpereira1625
    @cesarpereira1625 7 месяцев назад

    I got really mad that you did not pick up the bread and the cheese from solitude jail

  • @ThatGuy-Jai
    @ThatGuy-Jai 9 месяцев назад

    Definitely some tommy Wright i kreep at night antics

  • @matthewchandler7845
    @matthewchandler7845 11 месяцев назад

    47:47 Yeah I mean you can't SMASH in here....

  • @dunsmdul68
    @dunsmdul68 Год назад

    i think that orc strongholds have prisons too, i coud be wrong though

    • @daymuntaku6590
      @daymuntaku6590 Год назад

      I think your only options are to pay in blood or gold

  • @soarvivalist
    @soarvivalist Год назад

    Bro! You should post some deep rock galactic on your channel! Rock and Stone bruda!⛏️

  • @vicepopeyeschicken6229
    @vicepopeyeschicken6229 Год назад

    When is the mod to adopt all the children in skrim

  • @turtlelordowo2694
    @turtlelordowo2694 Год назад

    thank uuuuu

  • @s8nbbg899
    @s8nbbg899 Год назад +3

    i’m so sad, i missed the stream :(

    • @Charles-hm5zj
      @Charles-hm5zj Год назад +2

      filthy Twitch milkdrinker this is vod channel turf we don't take kindly to your folk in these parts ( jk ily all, ty for inspiring Joov live for us

    • @s8nbbg899
      @s8nbbg899 Год назад +1

      LOL

  • @chandgrit
    @chandgrit Год назад

    Seemed like it dragged on for you but seems like it was fun for a majority of it, tried to come up with a middle ground length challenge compared to like the house of junk challenge and a beat Skyrim doing some certain rule.

  • @ogsteezus5583
    @ogsteezus5583 Месяц назад

    You should change one mod in the mod list and remake and rerelease this video and call it The Definitive Skyrim Jail Tier List: Anniversary edition.

  • @ToroFox
    @ToroFox Год назад

    I'm sorry to say this but, the Jarls are suing you for libel.

    • @DietJoov
      @DietJoov  Год назад +1

      I'll represent myself in court

  • @mattdasqrl
    @mattdasqrl Год назад

    I could have sworn it was west to

  • @myneckjusbroke3301
    @myneckjusbroke3301 Год назад

    dont forget ravenrock

  • @cloudyvulpine
    @cloudyvulpine Год назад

    i cant watch the first part of stream because i get so frustrated with joov refusing to check east

  • @1Noa1
    @1Noa1 Год назад

    Cheese house Sheogorath eat your heart out

  • @joshalmightyblades
    @joshalmightyblades Год назад +3

    I NEVER WANT TO SEE A Mrkarth region LOCK!!! NEVER!!!!!!!

  • @roachbt3323
    @roachbt3323 Год назад

    Joov you should do a fallout new vegas run where you kill all of the mini bosses (mother deathclaw, alpha, legendary) you get the idea it would be a long a difficult one

  • @nicholaswatson999
    @nicholaswatson999 9 месяцев назад

    Joov you are a typical Northeastern and I accept your apology about making me cringe and how you wouldn't listen