Your Look Says Absolutely Nothing About You. Mike Masilotti - Full Special
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- Опубликовано: 8 июн 2022
- Your look says absolutely nothing about you or at least in the case of Mike Masilotti it doesn't. In this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Mike Masilotti Mike discusses what it's like being latino but looking white. Whether you're someone who prides themselves in their look, or you're just someone who enjoys a good laugh this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Mike Masilotti is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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I feel like this guy doesn't realize just how good he is. For extremely common premises that have been done to death he still found a way to absolutely hilarious. I really like his demeanor too. If he continues to put the work in I have no doubt he'll be a top tier comic
Mike, you're hilarious. I usually watch stand-up comedians and I don't laugh, I just watch with a lot of interest. (It's not intentional to not laugh, and I absolutely like watching the comic, I just don't get pushed to laugh often)
You, on the other hand, your comedy is RIGHT up my alley, and I laughed quite a few times. I especially loved your comedy about animals, shelters, rescues, and such.
All around, hilarious and excellent cadence and rhythm to your delivery. You also did an excellent job with setting up and delivery, pushing that second, third, and even surprise fourth parts (often just a single line or comment) to your pieces. It was perfect.
I've just learned who you are now, but I'm going to certainly be looking for more of you.
Please keep doing what you're doing, I'm a fan.
Couldnt have said it better myself!
If you are missing one tooth and it is the front tooth, you have no teeth!😆😂
hahah for real though! Glad you enjoyed the special. Thanks for watching! :)
@@MikeMasilotti you are seriously funny! I'd love to catch a show live if you're ever in the Michiana area. We have a surprisingly large Hispanic community in this area. I just linked my husband to your special (he's from Vera Cruz Mexico ❤️ )
"He has a maid"
"They were kinda right.."
😂😂
haha If it weren't so true :) Happy you enjoyed the special!
I didn't know there were any clean comedians left. That was so much more refreshing while being hilarious at the same time! I'll be looking for Mr. Masilotti for sure!!!
@Reasoning Truth this Drybar Comedy. Always clean, no alcohol. It's Utah.
Gabriel Iglesias - Fluffy, Trevor Noah, John Mulaney - if you like clean comedy, go for them as well :D
@@Neyyirah Thanks for the tip! I will check them out!
Thanks so much! Glad you got some laughs from it :)
So tired of seeing this same comment on almost every video on this channel. It's Drybar Comedy... Its supposed to be borderline family friendly. All the comedians on here are clean either in general or at least for the set they do at this club.
"I'm in such good shape, even my hair is thinning"
🤣 That was a good one!
So refreshing to hear a South American Latino with a German or Italian surname admit how that happened.
Hahah WWII ended and my grandparents moved to Venezuela from Italy 😆🤮
@@MikeMasilotti CALLED IT! EFFING KNEW IT!.. somehow we just know, considering we don't have a particular ethnicity. 😂 Saludos y éxitos bro!
The whole cat series of bits of gold! This dude is hilarious 😆
Thanks Keile! That started as a one liner that just kept going one day haha. Glad you enjoyed the special! :)
Mike is one of the best! Wild that this was recorded over two years ago.
You're just saying that because you know me and you know it's true :) xoxo
If you've ever tried giving a cat a car ride before, you know to just let the cat walk.
Well said.
and it's funny.
True yet most do not know how true.
Funny.
Why would you give a cat a car ride i dont understand...?
@@rick-nr8zy to take it to its owner
We had to move house, was less than a min drive, so v short journey. So we thought we could use a big box taped up (with air holes cut out) for our 2nd cat, as our carrier could only fit one. Cat disagreed & forced its face through the tape, sat on the dash extremely pissed off, shedding fur in defiance. And she was the most mellow teeny cat!
My cat loves to ride after first 5 minutes.
"We're both in contempt" 🤣🤣🤣
That happened too many times in my life hah! Glad you enjoyed the special. Thanks for watching!
That line was so funny. It kind of happened with me and my dad several times. The whole premise of the defense lawyer and judge was brilliant.
I was laughing at the I'm proud of you joke before he even finished it, come on audience, quickly
Yes! haha There are always one or 2 people in the audience that get it before its done :)
"we're both in contempt"! Hilarious story telling. Brilliant!
Thanks Frank! hah If it were only a joke hahah :)
Great set! I know that Dry Bar never disappoints :D
Thanks so much Gina! Glad you enjoyed it and can't wait for my next one :)
I am proud of you !!! Blessings from California ! 🫧🐠🪸
Thanks so much Mary!!! So kind of you to say 🙂 you’re the best 🥇
He's naturally just a good talker. I see how he has a doctor wife.
hah thanks Roy! You sound like a G. Glad you enjoyed the special!
Thanks!
At a family party my brothers were making fun of our other brother's baldness.
"Grass doesn't grow on a busy street" was his reply to their jokes.
"Whats that supposed to mean?" Said one of them.
"Well," he said "just look at all you idiots with a full head of hair."
hah! That's so funny dude!! Never heard that hahah Glad you enjoyed the special. Thanks for watching!
This guy is gold!
Appreciate the love Annie :) Glad you enjoyed the special.
The cat jokes! Awesome!
Thanks Donna! 😆 I love cats. I just don’t get that relationship at all. It’s so cool and independent. I look at my dog and laugh thinking about him off on his own 😆😆
Top shelf, sir 👌 👏 👍
Whoa! Thanks Brian! 🥇
Oh my god a guy in my class has those ear thingies, divorced parents and plays guitar. ON POINT.
Hahaha thanks G. Most people hate me bc of them 😆
"Say you are proud of me." i'm dead.
Hahah thanks CN. I totally never heard that word 😆
Thanks, really enjoyed
Thanks Dorothy! I’m glad you got a few laughs out of it 🥇
Oh man, I used to watch Unsolved Mysteries with my parents...
2❤❤
Right?! Totally not a kids show but I loved it 😆
Excellent!
Thanks Eyes Open! 🥇
Bravo !
Thanks! 🥇
Great original material! Really enjoyed your set.
Thanks Kelly! It was a fun night and I'm stoked you liked the set! :)
Mike, I think your Mom purchased the roller blades used! LOL.
Hahaha oh man! You’re so right! I never thought of that 😆
Thanks!
You were great.
Keep going g strong homey
Thanks Ram Tiger Falcon 😆 That rules. Thanks for saying that 🥇
This guy is top notch. Quality stuff. 👌
Thanks Kani! Very nice of you to say that. Thats gonna make my mom happy haha :)
@@MikeMasilotti You're quite welcome, Mike! Thank you for the laughs.
I'm proud of you Mike!!! 😍
AY! Thanks Allan! :)
Great clean show,refreshing.
Thanks Eric! I’m glad you enjoyed the special 🥇
Lol, I'm missing a couple of teeth from playing hockey. Got all the front ones, though! 😆😆😆
Hah! Anton that’s hilarious! 😆😆😆
Splendid💯
Thanks Julito! 🙂
Absolutely hilarious.
Thanks hermano! 🙂🖤
I watch a ton of stand-up comedy Sets on RUclips and I usually don’t bright comments about them, but this guy is excellent. Very funny and insightful.
That was awesome! Enjoyed every minute!
That rules! Seriously means a lot. Glad you enjoyed the special. it was a fun night :)
I needed these laughs tonight! Thank you!
Well Bryton! Glad I could help :) Thanks for watching!
Lol thanks for the stand-up, can’t wait to see more. Keep at it!
Thanks Alex! Glad you enjoyed the special and appreciate the support!
Bucket of Crans!!! Love the silent y! 😂
Silent yo?!
Ugh oh… was my Upstate NY accent coming through?! 😆
Awesome👍
Thanks Nicky! 🥇
Hey Mike! You are very funny! Have faith, keep spreading your great sense of humor, you will become famous!
[u have the best delivery regarding a tip, btw]
Thanks😂 I totally forgot I said that
@@MikeMasilotti 😂
@@MikeMasilotti I hope ur having a Superlicious Sunday, Mike. I am curious: is tipping a comedian individually better for the comedian, or buying ur merch, or is there merch of u thru DryBar that would benefit u both?
Loved it! 👍
Thanks Staria! Glad you got some laughs from it 🙂
What a doll.
That ending!!!
Thanks! I was hoping I ended strong enough
I appreciate the work of the unknown comedians, their craft and work just be sooo smooth they’re not trying soo hard to be funny and everything makes sense and it’s funny all while giving you something to think about
Hilarious!
Thanks Dobie! 🥇
Man, I love this guy! 😄
This guy is GREAT!
On another note, it’s much better for your cat to stay indoors from day one. I’ve had to bring my indoor/outdoor cats inside and even though I’ve made adjustments for them to enrich their indoor life‘s it was still fairy difficult adjustment for them. It can’t be done though so you should do it.
My cats never get fleas anymore, they don’t get worms anymore, they don’t develop abscesses from tussling with animals outside, they are safer.
I tried to keep my cats indoors but we couldn’t handle having the litter box smell. How do you do it?
@@miguellomeli8709 get Arm & Hammer's Clump and Seal. It's the best.
Thanks Spiralrose! I love dogs and cate but the inside/outside cat thing still blows my mind haha Glad you dug the special!
Some cats are happier with a little time outside, my cat comes when I call and is calmer from little doses outside when the weather is nice.
He was a little aggressive when we first got him and mostly sleeps when he's outside - I think the ambient noises help. Maybe even a screen porch if you could get one could work better for some cats.
On point re, ' I'm proud if u'
Thanks so much Diana! :) Glad you enjoyed the special. Thanks for watching!
Lmfao the cat part was something
Thanks! I love cats but I just don’t get it 🥇
@@MikeMasilotti cause you pretty much have to train a cat from a kitten to be a house cat haha... if a cat been outside it's whole life it can't be inside for a long time..
Lmao!! hilarious so talented! Very much enjoyed the stand up
Thanks so much! :) Glad you got some laughs from it!
This dude has a future. Excellent young comic.
Thanks! :) Thats seriously unreal nice of you to say. Much appreciated :)
Great set!
This guy might be my new favorite 😍
Hah thanks A.J.! Super nice if you to say 🥇
Love from India Mike!!!❤️
Great set, God bless you man!
Thanks so much! Glad you enjoyed the special. Thanks for watching!
I relate as I grew up poor also, I wore big clothes and shoes alot. He's hilarious. I don't pay for Netflix either haha
Yep the government taxes us to death it has to stop
Hah yes!! That rules. I knew I wasn't the only one! hahah :)
😊 how can I follow you, you're so funny!
legend
Thanks G 🥇
Surprised he said babies are bald if he comes from a Hispanic family, their babies are born with a full head of hair
Hah very true. I was born bald but that was probably just foreshadowing
Hilarious comic
Thanks Vern! 🥇
Hilarious
Eyo! Glad you dug it PoopiePants 😆
Where's Mike now? Would love to hear more from him 😆😂
This guy is hilarious!
Hilarious!!
Thanks Markinator! Killer name 😆
I loved Unsolved Mysteries when I was a kid.
Me too but so not a kid show! 😆🥇
Dude this guy kills xD
Lol@" it's a cruel world, sprinkles!"
You’re hilarious!
Thanks Jackie! 🥇
Killer set! I’m looking at your face on a poster in Medford OR. Wish I could stick around in town to catch the set. _Way different off 🍄’s 😂😂_
He's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gosh you are funny and adorable!
Thanks Lina 🙂🖤 Glad you enjoyed the special
Very funny bro!!!
I have had free Netflix since it started streaming 😂😂😂. Thanks momma ☺️
hahah One of the lucky ones :) Glad you enjoyed the special. Thanks for watching!
@@MikeMasilotti why are you so sexy? But you together with someone. So no hope for me. You are funny tho. I wish the best for you. 🙃🤷🏽♀️
Anyone else, when they were a kid, take a bite of their purple crayon thinking it would taste like grape? No? Just me?? Yep, I was that kid...
"In America, guages mean my parents divorced, and I play guitar."
If only that were true. In my past experience the closest thing to playing guitar was a friend who got into the glowing light rave gloves...
⚡️⚡️Now that’s a kak!⚡️⚡️
Love ya work Bene
Hahahaha dude that’s so right
I totally shoulda said that! 😆
Great pull 🥇
So funny
Thanks! 🥇🔥
I like him he is great ! Good think the crowed was good 👍🏻
Glad you enjoyed the special. Thanks for watching!
This show was so kind 💙 See, you can make a funny show without being racist, misogynistic or homophobic.
My brother is a blue eyed Mexican w black hair and dark skin and people are so confused about his ethnicity lol we all have brown eyes, hair and skin for at least the past 3 generations aside from his blue eyes😅🤷♀️
Malt-O-Meal, baby !!!!
Hahahaha wtf?😂
@@MikeMasilotti malt-o-meal is the brand name on the giant bags of cereal where I live
Really enjoyed your comedy!!!
So true, I have gauges, my parents are divorced and I do actually play guitar, lmfao!!!
I can relate to Mike and growing up with out a bucket of crayons.
You had a bike???? You weren't poor. 😂
😂😂 I’m glad I’m not alone about how I look vs what my race background🎉😁💜💜
Every time I hit the 👍 it keeps getting erased. I bet this will be also.
I appreciate that Jenny! Hit away haha
Shhh don't tell anyone. It's my look.
Snorted at get T-Mobile and leave Provo 🤣
Funny
Thanks Pragati! Glad you enjoyed the special. Thanks for watching!
He’s not even dressed like a skater 😂 coming from a skater
Came here from Chispa. Funny guy
I can totally relate to the hair envy 😂
Right off the bat, just in case I say anything that you feel might be racist, I'm actually mostly latino.
hahahah yup! Story of my life dude
Lol 😂
I never understood the race jokes much, skin color or immutable traits just never moved me, I’ll follow this guy just to see how it evolves.
I thought it was epic Lloyd lol
🙌🥇 Thanks
@@MikeMasilotti hey but you're taller lol
His mom being from south America really makes you think about all the Germans who escaped there. Maybe he's German and they don't realize it.
Cause my cousin is German and Italian and they look very similar
My dad is Italian and his parents totally left to South America after WWII 🥇😆
Italy was partly colonized by Vikings as well. Not all Italians are short and olive skinned.
Don't worry as another Multilingual forgetting words and phrases is so common and frustrating. I speak English, Tagalog, and Bisaya, with a little of Chinese, and sometimss I feel so stupid for not knowing stuff in my native language.
6:43 , we’ll I’m 14 and wearing size 13’s so I’ve got a bit of a dilemma but the opposite way