EFAP Movies #35: Home Alone: with Moriarty, JlongBone and DasBoSchitt

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @MauLerYT
    @MauLerYT 3 года назад +1688

    Merry Christmas, yah filthy animals! 🥰

  • @TheMemeRepository
    @TheMemeRepository 3 года назад +1629

    Fun fact, this was actually the very first EFAP I edited.

    • @connors9597
      @connors9597 3 года назад +284

      where did you learn how to edit? ON A FARM?!

    • @DiZtheJedi
      @DiZtheJedi 3 года назад +131

      @@connors9597 Man of Steel really left its mark on this fandom, huh?

    • @PaulRacz
      @PaulRacz 3 года назад +43

      It was great work. I'm impressed, mate.

    • @xacmashe3852
      @xacmashe3852 3 года назад +57

      Really, I never would've guessed, I just assumed you got better at comedic editing over time doing these! I didn't think you could make the violence in this movie more funny but those Mortal Kombat Xray edits. And how they were used appropriately and not overdone
      That shit is the comedy gold, I've never laughed at an EFAP Movies so hard I choke on my own spit.
      10 outta 10!

    • @MoonlitMarch
      @MoonlitMarch 3 года назад +28

      You did a great job, the Mortal Kombat edits had me dying

  • @spiteforge
    @spiteforge 3 года назад +918

    "I was bred to be a thief, Kevin. Trained my entire life to master my crowbar. Where did you train? IN A TREEHOUSE?"

    • @marcthomas5949
      @marcthomas5949 3 года назад +34

      Glad I'm not the only one who thought thats

    • @dungusyungus245s
      @dungusyungus245s 3 года назад +75

      "Where did you train? In a big expensive house in a upper class suburban community built most likely on acre of land that, back then, was a FARM!?"

    • @grandarkfang_1482
      @grandarkfang_1482 3 года назад +18

      God, I'm glad that this meme hasn't died.

    • @nilloc28
      @nilloc28 3 года назад +1

      great minds think alike haha. I couldnt help but, to hear it.

    • @Garrus1995
      @Garrus1995 3 года назад +25

      “The treehouse had its chance!”

  • @frank5813
    @frank5813 3 года назад +375

    The mom went through all that trouble only to get home about 45 seconds earlier than everyone else.

    • @goober3097
      @goober3097 2 года назад +49

      Women ☕

    • @dreamwalking
      @dreamwalking 2 года назад +52

      Probably the best joke in the film.

    • @flowerpatchtoons1101
      @flowerpatchtoons1101 Год назад +15

      That always upset me as a kid.

    • @madcapmakov2
      @madcapmakov2 Год назад +4

      @@goober3097They have no chill.

    • @mrdropkicker1
      @mrdropkicker1 Год назад

      @@madcapmakov2 ruclips.net/video/hcDL-UhCQK8/видео.htmlsi=KYt0w3oprJWhxsv_

  • @bartomiejmucha8475
    @bartomiejmucha8475 3 года назад +579

    Finally, the most Christmas film, that a few years ago almost caused riots in Poland, when the television that broadcasts it every year considered not to show it on Christmas.

    • @Bilbosilius_Zwackelbaggins
      @Bilbosilius_Zwackelbaggins 3 года назад +120

      Thanks for providing this weeks edition of "1001 Reasons to Love and Respect the People of Poland". I'm hooked and can't wait for reason #998. Apparently it will shock me.

    • @yaboiportch
      @yaboiportch 3 года назад +66

      That is a very Polish thing to riot about

    • @segundajuganda
      @segundajuganda 3 года назад +34

      Haha yeah it was disastrous year without Kevin on PolsatTV 😆

    • @matthiuskoenig3378
      @matthiuskoenig3378 3 года назад +9

      Polska can into space

    • @derpynerdy6294
      @derpynerdy6294 3 года назад +3

      next die hard plsssss

  • @archstanton9073
    @archstanton9073 3 года назад +173

    The pizza place is Little Nero's. Their slogan is "No Fiddlin' Around". It's a play on Nero, the emperor, playing a fiddle while Rome burned.

    • @ihvojd
      @ihvojd Год назад +15

      Lol that’s a really great joke 😂

    • @mrdropkicker1
      @mrdropkicker1 Год назад +5

      I was waiting for someone to get it

  • @LunaRose1312
    @LunaRose1312 3 года назад +264

    Mauler casually forgot that home alone was made in the era of landline phones,

  • @NataliaNeeSama
    @NataliaNeeSama 3 года назад +216

    58:00 "I thought I remember that the film was all about he destroying the bandits, and it took so long for that to happen!"
    Poor Mauler, he don't remember when films had build-ups, development and payoffs. It's such a rare thing nowadays. :(

  • @Indigo_Gaming
    @Indigo_Gaming 3 года назад +53

    I love the subtext that the world has been plunged into apocalypse by the vicious Magpie Event, and we're just watching EFAP reruns on an old TV in a Fallout world.

  • @Nethseaar
    @Nethseaar 3 года назад +213

    Fun fact:
    The musical motif that plays whenever shovel man shows up is the first four notes of the Gregorian chant for the Christian final judgment and day of wrath, "Dies Irae."
    Quotations of the Dies Irae chant show up in many movie soundtracks, including Star Wars (when Luke finds crispified Owen and Beru), It's a Wonderful Life (when George is on the bridge at the end), and The Shining (the opening). Classical composers also quoted the chant frequently, making it probably the most referenced piece of music ever.
    It also happens to be the same set of notes that is repeated all over the place in Carol of the Bells.

    • @cranberryrosebud
      @cranberryrosebud 3 года назад +21

      I learned it basically symbolizes death. Apparently, Sondheim used parts of the piece all over the place in his musical Sweeney Todd (which is basically all about death if you don’t know).

    • @puppysect
      @puppysect 3 года назад +15

      @@cranberryrosebud A fellow Sideways watcher, eh?

    • @cranberryrosebud
      @cranberryrosebud 3 года назад +9

      @@puppysect you got me (:

    • @FunZies.
      @FunZies. 3 года назад +8

      Fellow Sideways watcher here, as well. I'm just wondering why this poor, nice man was being used to represent death! Because of the rumours? Surely not because he's old? Lmao.

    • @cranberryrosebud
      @cranberryrosebud 3 года назад +13

      @@FunZies. Yeah, it's because it's from Kevin's perspective, but after he talks to him I don't think the Dies Irae was played anymore, because he was no longer scared.

  • @Kelbor_Hal
    @Kelbor_Hal 3 года назад +119

    "Watch years of emotional abuse take their toll on this small child as he exhibits all the signs of becoming a sociopath!"

  • @miracles4219
    @miracles4219 3 года назад +314

    Marv looking like Doug Walker if he shaved is the funniest yet haunting realization from this movie

    • @wopjohn
      @wopjohn 3 года назад +18

      Poor Marv. Resembling that gobshite

    • @samuellund1377
      @samuellund1377 3 года назад +14

      *Automatic lights start turning on around the neighborhood*
      Doug Walker: "WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE VEGASSSSS?!

    • @FarronOfHouseFarron
      @FarronOfHouseFarron 3 года назад +10

      @@samuellund1377 Doug: HOW IS THAT FUNNY? I DON'T GET IT!!

    • @mrdropkicker1
      @mrdropkicker1 3 года назад +10

      @@samuellund1377 “HERCULAD? I DON’T GET IT! THAT’S NOT FUNNY!”

  • @Farktoid
    @Farktoid 3 года назад +49

    The Mortal Kombat x-ray cuts are pure perfection, praise be to the editor.

  • @kingbash6466
    @kingbash6466 3 года назад +227

    It’s hilarious how influential this movie was to 90s/early 2000s family films. There were so many films released around that time basically copying this formula beat by beat.

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 3 года назад +1

      Well, if it works...

    • @filiporvik2782
      @filiporvik2782 3 года назад +1

      @@bigchungus6223 what plot holes and nonsense?

    • @aaronmueller1560
      @aaronmueller1560 3 года назад +2

      Including Home Alone 2….

    • @filiporvik2782
      @filiporvik2782 3 года назад

      @@bigchungus6223 Got any references? They didn't even point out the biggest ones

    • @lacidar3752
      @lacidar3752 3 года назад +5

      Can’t think of outright plot holes but the whole movie is built on a series of contrivances. That kid that gets counted only exists in that scene, the phone lines are down, cops not taking anything remotely seriously…

  • @saasensalmon5710
    @saasensalmon5710 3 года назад +116

    18:04 Mauler says "Oh my god, is that a gun?", and I just realized that it's literally a Chekhov's gun.

  • @soyuzdavillan721
    @soyuzdavillan721 3 года назад +143

    Rags is like "you know spiders are bad business when you can hear them" 🤣

  • @BirdsElopeWithTheSun09
    @BirdsElopeWithTheSun09 3 года назад +261

    Moriarty, JLongBone and DasBoSchitt, all three of which have amazing laughs. This is gonna be good.

    • @antiphon000
      @antiphon000 3 года назад +3

      more like annoying

    • @BirdsElopeWithTheSun09
      @BirdsElopeWithTheSun09 3 года назад +37

      @@antiphon000 This will be a nightmare for you then?

    • @fluff6811
      @fluff6811 3 года назад +21

      The trinity of laughter assembles for the holidays once again!

    • @Luke101
      @Luke101 3 года назад +2

      Unfortunately JLongBone has shit takes

    • @UmbraMan1
      @UmbraMan1 3 года назад +5

      @@Luke101
      Such as?

  • @stonebaxter
    @stonebaxter 3 года назад +84

    I love how the cops still left Kevin home alone after picking up the criminals....

    • @Ceyx000
      @Ceyx000 3 года назад +19

      They arrested them at the Murphy's house across the street.

    • @stonebaxter
      @stonebaxter 3 года назад +5

      @@Ceyx000 Fair enough, I didn't catch that. But then wasn't it the Shoveler who called the cops? Wouldn't he tell them about a child being left home alone?

    • @imaginarymask
      @imaginarymask 2 года назад +18

      @@stonebaxter Kevin calls the cops before he leaves his house. It's just before he gets caught by Marv. He imitates a grown up voice and gives his neighbors address.

  • @stonebaxter
    @stonebaxter 3 года назад +178

    Can anyone else appreciate Kevin's strategical mind? He came up with a full array of self-defense and fortress-protection in less than an hour, built it all, and was fully prepared to implement them at will. Given his native survival instincts from being abandoned at 8yrs old, this kid should grow up to be a four-star General working at the Pentagon...

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 3 года назад +25

      Kevin grows up to be a general working at the Pentagon? That's now my new head cannon! XD

    • @80krauser
      @80krauser 3 года назад +8

      He’s too smart for that.

    • @essexclass8168
      @essexclass8168 3 года назад +27

      Don't think he can.
      None of his defenses are useless, modular, expensive, highly marketable, self defeating, modular or modular

    • @SpartanPrimeDSTY117
      @SpartanPrimeDSTY117 3 года назад +8

      According to the home alone reboot, Kevin goes on to develop his own line of security equipment.

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 2 года назад +8

      @@essexclass8168
      The trick is you request a multi-mission modular system and then only buy one type of module, thus ensuring you have all the downsides and none of the advantages. Then you reduce the purchase size by 1000%, decide the ammo is too expensive to buy any, and hope people blame the sky-high costs and lack of capability on the manufacturer rather than, say, you.

  • @kieranholmes8086
    @kieranholmes8086 3 года назад +283

    HOLY SHIT Small Soldiers needs to be an EFAP movies I adore that film

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions 3 года назад +22

      I'm curious how they would react to the Barbie scene, assuming its a first time watch for someone in the watch party.

    • @sparkypack
      @sparkypack 3 года назад +30

      @@MediumRareOpinions Rags knows all about the Barbie movies. Get ready for some detailed history.

    • @nick_4972
      @nick_4972 3 года назад +16

      Absolutely yes. I just watched it again awhile ago and it holds up so well.

    • @kieranholmes8086
      @kieranholmes8086 3 года назад

      @@sparkypack haha oh that'll be gold

    • @DisplayThisOkay
      @DisplayThisOkay 3 года назад +3

      @@MediumRareOpinions Mauler mentioned watching it in the Toy Story 4 efap IIRC.

  • @TheSlammurai
    @TheSlammurai 3 года назад +154

    That evil witch laugh by JLB kills me every time.

  • @lordoz2578
    @lordoz2578 2 года назад +29

    Fun fact, McCaulay Culkin still calls Catherine O’Hara “mom” to this day. And it fits
    Why?
    His real life parents are awful. Not sure where the mom fits in but the dad I heard was a real piece of shit in that he was a helicopter parent and micromanaged every aspect of McCaulay’s life.
    That fact that he’s doing well now is so darn good. I wish him the best.

  • @mightyporkinplowastranger8705
    @mightyporkinplowastranger8705 3 года назад +109

    Never really watched EFAP before, you guys are hilarious

    • @sparkypack
      @sparkypack 3 года назад +23

      You have a lot of catch-up to do. Note, it's possible within two months. xD

    • @youdarnweebsgetoffmylawn
      @youdarnweebsgetoffmylawn 3 года назад +3

      Yeah, it's gonna take a while. Good luck with that.

    • @fluff6811
      @fluff6811 3 года назад +5

      @@sparkypack Are we up to two months of solid screen time already?! Wow the time has flown

    • @sparkypack
      @sparkypack 3 года назад +7

      @@fluff6811 Rags checked in a recent superchat catchup, and I think he said it's close to two months.

    • @mrminecraftcubeable
      @mrminecraftcubeable 3 года назад +3

      @@sparkypack 74 days? Something like that

  • @StupidWeb
    @StupidWeb 3 года назад +77

    Hope next year we get home alone 2 and rags' opening line is "how does the same thing happen to the same guy twice?"

    • @SpartyCubsFan
      @SpartyCubsFan 3 года назад +11

      The magic of a pre-Patriot Act time, and a sprinkle of your favorite Orange Man

    • @unpopularopinions7407
      @unpopularopinions7407 3 года назад +2

      Home Alone 2 was TFA before TFA

    • @StupidWeb
      @StupidWeb 3 года назад +4

      @@unpopularopinions7407 I was referencing die hard 2 but yeah

  • @PhillipOnTakos
    @PhillipOnTakos 3 года назад +88

    Rags' Nickelback in LOTR is one of the most random jokes and I fucking love it.

  • @superunluckyllama5040
    @superunluckyllama5040 3 года назад +98

    The fact that none of them got the reference to the belief (incorrectly) that Nero played the fiddle as Rome burned is bugging me. The fact that it’s in this video means the editor ALSO didn’t get the reference and left it in thinking it was dumb as well. My brain has a malfunction that won’t let it go.
    Other than that great watch guys.

  • @miles9760
    @miles9760 3 года назад +77

    The Chris Hansen fade ins are comedy gold

  • @NicholasSilva1380
    @NicholasSilva1380 3 года назад +26

    the mortal kombat edit of the home invasion elevated it to some next level shit, honestly felt like watching it the first time. fucking hilarious and brilliant!

  • @redbigun
    @redbigun 3 года назад +78

    To answer Rags's question, the stars and stripes on the police uniform and in the attic is the Chicago flag.
    Side note: Wrestling fans outside of Chicago would recognize it on the attire of CM Punk.

    • @BannedPhotoshop
      @BannedPhotoshop 3 года назад +1

      yah they said like 10 seconds later

    • @redbigun
      @redbigun 3 года назад +19

      @@BannedPhotoshop More like 20 minutes later and I didn't realize that when it premiered.

    • @BannedPhotoshop
      @BannedPhotoshop 3 года назад

      @@redbigun no, it was immediately after...but sure

    • @redbigun
      @redbigun 3 года назад +20

      @@BannedPhotoshop 12:40 27:50

    • @SpartyCubsFan
      @SpartyCubsFan 3 года назад

      That youngster Rags… this is, after all, a John Hughes movie.

  • @isaackane4931
    @isaackane4931 3 года назад +251

    "They use CCTV footage."
    This just has me think of a Home Alone movie in the UK. To reflect current times, they genderswap Kevin, race-swap Harry and Marv into (take a guess) and instead of just trying to rob the house, the criminals try far worse. Fem-Kevin will then have to fight the bad men off herself, as the police will do nothing because they don't want to appear racist.
    Home Alone: Sand Groomers.

    • @completelyferrouschemist6776
      @completelyferrouschemist6776 3 года назад +38

      Instead of a nail to the foot, they earn a Darwin Award when a trap drops them groin-first onto an iron fence -- the ones with the pointed tips.

    • @LordOfHunger777
      @LordOfHunger777 3 года назад +25

      🤣🤣🤣 And they try to throw him off the roof.

    • @Marcara081
      @Marcara081 2 года назад +15

      Instead of a tarantula it's just raw bacon.

    • @completelyferrouschemist6776
      @completelyferrouschemist6776 2 года назад +9

      @@Marcara081 Naw, cooked bacon, with sizzling bacon grease

    • @soyuzdavillan721
      @soyuzdavillan721 2 года назад

      Yeah Marv could be transgender AND handicapped. Double the quota!!

  • @davidgannon5388
    @davidgannon5388 8 месяцев назад +2

    20:15 - Fun fact: Buzz's "girlfriend" was, in reality, the art director's son! According to the actor who played Buzz, “[They] decided it would be unkind to put a girl in that role of just being funny-looking. The art director had a son who was more than willing to volunteer for the part. I think if he had known it would become the highest-grossing family comedy of all time, he might have had second thoughts about it.”

  • @mrminecraftcubeable
    @mrminecraftcubeable 3 года назад +31

    32:20 they were keeping an eye out on every house and robbing them one by one, the phone just gave them an idea on who to hit next

  • @dandybus1582
    @dandybus1582 3 года назад +16

    Jesus Christ, editing screaming Kevin McAllister on Obi-Wan is fucking GENIUS!!!

  • @bad-people6510
    @bad-people6510 3 года назад +421

    I'd like to see a Home Alone remake staring Kyle Rittenhouse.
    It's a much shorter movie.

    • @lordkrauser
      @lordkrauser 3 года назад +68

      Based and I love it

    • @TheNoonish
      @TheNoonish 3 года назад +63

      I had an "uh-oh" moment when John Candy mentioned Kenosha.

    • @derpynerdy6294
      @derpynerdy6294 3 года назад +10

      pew pew pew pew*

    • @benjamingrant5970
      @benjamingrant5970 3 года назад +43

      It abruptly just ends when they initially try getting in the back kitchen door ....that's no BB gun this time.....

    • @cartooncritique6625
      @cartooncritique6625 3 года назад +8

      BAM! BAM! *Roll Credits* XD

  • @DiZtheJedi
    @DiZtheJedi 3 года назад +41

    "I'm going to feed you to my tarantula," I can't wait to see how the EFAP meme community makes use of this.

  • @zardox78
    @zardox78 3 года назад +39

    18:04 It's a Chekhov's BB gun. Once it's established, we know it's gotta be used at some point.

  • @cyberphantom99
    @cyberphantom99 3 года назад +39

    Nazism declared defeated, Jlongbone disappears. Coincidence? I think not!

  • @taylorlowery1
    @taylorlowery1 3 года назад +45

    Hey, Merry Christmas EFAP crew -- I'm thankful for you guys.

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. 3 года назад +109

    Damn, Rag is really observant about that Badge

    • @fugu_3467
      @fugu_3467 3 года назад +38

      His incredible observation skills comes at the steep cost of his listening abilities

    • @The_child-catcher
      @The_child-catcher 3 года назад +6

      It's called autism.

    • @flippy3930
      @flippy3930 11 месяцев назад

      Its the Chicago flag, he's just a dumbass

  • @liamwarner5749
    @liamwarner5749 3 года назад +28

    You know if those are solid gold forks and if the rest of the house is similarly outfited that would explain why this house is so important to hit. Who know's what else is in a house that uses 24 carat gold eating utensils. I also want to know why the cops are all "Hey we got you" not "Geeze what happened to you two? Burns, concussion, cuts, punctures?"

  • @jordanwhittle1388
    @jordanwhittle1388 3 года назад +27

    All the violence to me is like its out of a tom and jerry cartoon where no matter whats thrown at them the bandits just get back up and keep going despite the fact they should clearly give up but don't because their so determined to get kevin

  • @robertlewis6915
    @robertlewis6915 3 года назад +24

    Home Alone Remake takes place in a city that was recently hit by a massive EMP which somehow only affected the devices available to the family or their immediate acquaintances, and the police. Thankfully the Punisher is active so criminality has actually fallen. His usage of a shovel has some people puzzled.

  • @Dr.Metalblood
    @Dr.Metalblood 3 года назад +19

    Excellent editing Meme Repository!

  • @ODST_Parker
    @ODST_Parker 3 года назад +53

    The only other movie to fall under the Die Hard category of Christmas movies.
    Please do the sequel too, they literally fucking kill both of these guys multiple times over.

    • @kylefrank638
      @kylefrank638 3 года назад +6

      Do you mean "action/Christmas movie?" And only Die Hard and this qualify? What about Iron Man 3?

    • @FunZies.
      @FunZies. 3 года назад +3

      @@kylefrank638 I'd say _The Long Kiss Goodnight_ is a better match. :D

    • @razzamatronic9882
      @razzamatronic9882 2 года назад

      The brick throwing in HA2 is my favorite scene in the whole movie

  • @JewishFrog
    @JewishFrog 3 года назад +79

    Ah yes the most violent movie to ever exist. I remember watching it so many times when I was little, no wonder I ended up in prison.

    • @BirdsElopeWithTheSun09
      @BirdsElopeWithTheSun09 3 года назад +27

      It's Die Hard/Rambo, but rated G. Or, it's a prequel to the Saw franchise.

    • @DinosaurFan88
      @DinosaurFan88 Год назад

      The nail and the broken Christmas bulbs are just like the bear trap in Straw Dogs

  • @haydendill6288
    @haydendill6288 3 года назад +40

    Meme got a good finisher voice

    • @sparkypack
      @sparkypack 3 года назад +2

      He should also say: Round one.. FIGHT!

  • @alphachadfeanor
    @alphachadfeanor 3 года назад +98

    Been a rough Christmas. Found out my aunt committed suicide today. If I didn't have my gf and EFAP here today would be a lot worse, so thank you guys, and have a Merry Crumbulus

    • @HORSESNDOGS9
      @HORSESNDOGS9 3 года назад +23

      Holy shit dude... I'm so sorry for your loss

    • @rubedog961
      @rubedog961 3 года назад +14

      Rags has gone too far this time

    • @alphachadfeanor
      @alphachadfeanor 3 года назад +9

      @@HORSESNDOGS9 Thanks man.

    • @Garrus1995
      @Garrus1995 3 года назад +8

      Very sorry for your loss, dude. May your aunt be at peace.

    • @samuellund1377
      @samuellund1377 3 года назад +15

      Having lost family in the same manner last year I just want to let you know I am so sorry. Someone wise told me not to feel guilty for experiencing laughter or happiness in the middle of a tragedy. Go watch and do some of your favorite things. There will be plenty of time to experience the off and on feelings of heartbreak and pain.
      Wishing you and yours the best brother.

  • @Сайтамен
    @Сайтамен 3 года назад +21

    In this movie they had one or two deadly traps. But in the second one every trap is deadly.

  • @nick_4972
    @nick_4972 3 года назад +41

    You need to do an EFAP Movies for Small Soldiers.

    • @puppysect
      @puppysect 3 года назад +2

      Wouldn't surprise me if they already recorded it like a year ago. =)

  • @vadandrumist1670
    @vadandrumist1670 3 года назад +25

    This is one worth coming back to just for the hilarious editing of the house invasion.

  • @emtea6595
    @emtea6595 3 года назад +9

    Gotta say, even though i love Home Alone 1, the second one's house trap is waaaaay more funny to me. When Marv is being electrocuted is my favorite scene, his voice gets so high and he goes skeleton, it's funny as hell.

  • @Pompadour_Pug
    @Pompadour_Pug 3 года назад +31

    Those MK edits are so damn good. It's no surprise it's Meme Repository editing this.

  • @Zivalene
    @Zivalene 3 года назад +22

    The Mortal Kombat edits killed me every time! lol

  • @kianrodriguez4455
    @kianrodriguez4455 3 года назад +10

    Oh boy, can't wait till they get to the remake, Merry Christmas to you all btw, thanks for bringing us a lot of joy throughout the year!

  • @jamesman142
    @jamesman142 3 года назад +8

    I just watched this Christmas Eve with my family. It is awesome to see you guys doing this. Good release.

  • @Gothicah
    @Gothicah 3 года назад +6

    Goddamn I almost cried at the end all these old family movies you guys watch at Christmas make my grinch heart grow and I hate it😭

  • @mk-tu3gv
    @mk-tu3gv 3 года назад +7

    Those mortal combat bits are amazing.
    I love you editor

  • @Kwistoweeish
    @Kwistoweeish 3 года назад +5

    41:34 My first tv was a little 9” black and white set; I remember realizing that Big Bird was actually yellow… and this was the family television, not one in my room.

  • @kinglyknight
    @kinglyknight 3 года назад +23

    Mauler pointed out the answering machine being a dumb plot device, but wouldn’t that make sense that they contacted everyone on the street to check on their son? And if there was a pair of burglars robbing a bunch of houses on the same street it is quite possible that they would hear the answering machine

  • @shrewdprivateer3742
    @shrewdprivateer3742 3 года назад +4

    I like that the wellness check to see if someone is in trouble or incapacitated is passed since no one came to the door.

  • @byanymemesnecessary8848
    @byanymemesnecessary8848 3 года назад +13

    I want a horror movie where adult Macaulay Culkin lures people into his home under false pretenses and then to escape they have to go through a gauntlet of home alone style traps in order to escape.

    • @AJPwny
      @AJPwny Год назад +4

      It's like Saw but without the poetic stint, he doesn't want to teach them any kind of lesson, he just wants to watch people get trashed

    • @andrews4717
      @andrews4717 2 месяца назад

      After every trap he says “do you give up? Or are you thirsty for more?” Like in the second movie

  • @xacmashe3852
    @xacmashe3852 3 года назад +23

    I forgot how much I hate.....ALL of these characters.
    Kevin is the only good one and all of the kids bully him. I completely side with Kevin when he said he doesn't want to see the rest of his family again, fuck, I DONT WANT TO SEE THEM AGAIN.
    I'm glad Kevin is the main character because if any other character was the lead I'd want the wet bandits to kill them.

    • @benjamingrant5970
      @benjamingrant5970 3 года назад +8

      The sibling who keeps pissing the bed,but intentionally keeps drinking Pepsi, is the TRUE villain of this....a "Wet Bandit",if you will....

    • @xacmashe3852
      @xacmashe3852 3 года назад +3

      @@benjamingrant5970 Nah fuck that shit. The way he smiled at Kevin after being told to stop drinking so much, little shit KNEW what he was doing. That would get me out of my seat to punch him as a 21 year old man.
      Fuck them kids.

  • @Lughrochben
    @Lughrochben Год назад +8

    I'd love to see an EFAP movies on Home Alone 2 as well. Just for the trap scenes.

    • @Beuwen_The_Dragon
      @Beuwen_The_Dragon Год назад

      Hey now, we Canae say that anymore, they’re ‘gender non-binary scenes” now. ^.-.^

    • @Lughrochben
      @Lughrochben Год назад

      @@Beuwen_The_Dragon It took me a second. XD

  • @annatardlordofderps9181
    @annatardlordofderps9181 3 года назад +21

    16:27
    The sound of DasBoSchitt realizing he might edit a Home Alone EFAP movies.

  • @johnnynguyen9240
    @johnnynguyen9240 3 года назад +18

    I’m Australian so the magpie bit had me rolling.

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 2 года назад +4

      Magpies in the UK give you various forms of luck depending on their number.
      In Australia they just try to mug you.

    • @johnnynguyen9240
      @johnnynguyen9240 2 года назад +2

      @@CruelestChris Magpies in Australia: What'd ya bring me?

    • @mgeiger2341
      @mgeiger2341 2 года назад

      @@CruelestChris And here in the US, it just means a free meal.

  • @kodybuffettwilson
    @kodybuffettwilson 3 года назад +6

    EFAP made this movie even more hilarious! The editing especially, the ominous Chris Hansen fades damn near killed me!

  • @half-bakedpotato1078
    @half-bakedpotato1078 3 года назад +22

    I like the image of a post-apocalyptic world where EFAP is still going strong

  • @RolyatSille
    @RolyatSille 3 года назад +13

    I like to picture Kevin having to go out all night breaking up all the ice he made covering literally all the stairs outside and then having to go clean up the fucking blood soaked tar in the basement.

  • @matthewhyland8129
    @matthewhyland8129 3 года назад +20

    Can we get Home Alone 2 next year Mool-El?

    • @bossbeartherock6034
      @bossbeartherock6034 3 года назад +4

      So many jokes to be made on about Tim and the hotel staff . And the traps are just so great .da bricks and the electro sink .

  • @xel1673
    @xel1673 3 года назад +14

    28:30 This movie should have ended here. If the parent thinks a child is home alone and potentially in danger, and asks the police to go find out, it gives them permission to legally enter the house with owner's consent. Or they would get explicit permission to do so before hanging up. Going and dismissing it as "Oh, the house looks secure, I'm done" wouldn't fly as the kid could actually be in danger. Perhaps incapacitated from an in-home accident. Or too scared to answer the door to strangers. The other issue was, if Kevin wasn't at home, the next step would be to start a search of the city for a lost kid matching Kevin's description since he could be anywhere at that point. The cop could have even gone next door to ask the shovel neighbor if he'd seen/heard anything.
    Speaking of the neighbor, did the parents really NEVER get the phone number of shovel neighbor the whole time they lived beside one another? He lives right beside them and the parents would know there is nothing bad about the guy, as they wouldn't believe ridiculous serial killer rumors like Kevin would. Unless there are other rumors about the guy. Do they hate shovel neighbor? Had they just called him they could have resolved everything sooner. And if they did call him, shovel neighbor must not answer his phone or have an answering machine, or the McCallister Aunt called him from the phone list she got but didn't leave a message about the situation, or the shovel neighbor got all the messages, but ignored what was happening and let it play out. It would certainly explain why, after just knocking the Wet Bandits out, he left with Kevin and did nothing else. He didn't hand Kevin over to the officers, make a statement about what happened or anything. He seems to have just taken a kid who went through a shocking, scary experience (nearly being maimed and killed at the end) to an empty house and returned home for the night. He didn't even take Kevin to his house for a precautionary thing or stay with Kevin while trying to get in touch with Kevin's parents or anyone, knowing Kevin shouldn't be left alone. It was like he was fine letting this lone kid run around for days (after all he'd witnessed), but didn't want to deal with anything more than he absolutely needed to, certainly not cops or watch a kid for a few hours.
    ...Makes you wonder what exactly the shovel neighbor did to make his son dislike and become estranged from him for so long.

    • @sparkypack
      @sparkypack 3 года назад +4

      Well, the Chicago police isn't really displayed as an intelligent force in this movie looking at 32:54. 👮‍♂️👎

  • @kentleighenglish1388
    @kentleighenglish1388 2 года назад +5

    35:57 Rags: "What's with this fucking Star Wars music?"
    I guess he doesn't know who composed the score.

  • @FeHearts
    @FeHearts 2 года назад +3

    12:39 That is the flag of Chicago which why it was on the police uniform.

  • @samzilla567
    @samzilla567 3 года назад +17

    Pretty sure Rags was totally zoned out this episode.

  • @proudtobeme1ashkente
    @proudtobeme1ashkente 3 года назад +7

    Aw, I'd hoped DasBoSchitt would've edited this. I really like his style.

    • @DasBoSchitt
      @DasBoSchitt 3 года назад +6

      I'm flattered! Perhaps I'll get Home Alone 2 maybe possibly perhaps???

  • @samuellund1377
    @samuellund1377 3 года назад +18

    They're going to assassinate Kevin's character in the remake.
    The robbers are going to walk in to the house, no traps or obstacles. Kevin is just standing there. He looks up, tosses the Tarantula over his shoulder and says:
    "It's time for homes, to end."

    • @benjamingrant5970
      @benjamingrant5970 3 года назад +7

      _Old Shovel Guy_ : "you must be new to the area,who are you?"
      "Rey.....Rey McCallister".....

  • @SpartyCubsFan
    @SpartyCubsFan 3 года назад +14

    The great thing is that it’s not a “default Chicago accent”! It’s actually locals from Airport Express, the grocery store, etc. and how they talk…

    • @janehrahan5116
      @janehrahan5116 2 года назад

      They sound like themselves? Sorry his point beats yours.

  • @markamanic
    @markamanic 3 года назад +8

    My favorite birds are Emus. They've won a war against us.

  • @ServantOfSatania
    @ServantOfSatania 3 года назад +8

    28:50 Hey Meme, you forgot to count this in the statue hit counter

  • @cebraulkenne8571
    @cebraulkenne8571 3 года назад +22

    Between this and Die hard, I don't want feet anymore.

    • @benjamingrant5970
      @benjamingrant5970 3 года назад +9

      What is it with Xmas movies and savage foot lacerations???

  • @keto3883
    @keto3883 3 года назад +16

    why are they still talking about home alone ?? home alone 2 is out !!!!

  • @SumThingFawful
    @SumThingFawful 3 года назад +5

    The editing on this one was godly.
    I also request a highlight videos of Rags linking everything to Hitler somehow

  • @calebhoekstra7760
    @calebhoekstra7760 3 года назад +14

    Im supprised you guys didnt pick up on that the girl counting kids counted herself twice along with the other kid, so they actually left 2 kids behind🤯

  • @jtq1995
    @jtq1995 6 месяцев назад

    41:55 I am absolutely shocked by Mauler giving a shoutout to LotR: The Third Age and I completely agree with him… it was certainly “fucking with it,” and I too would be caught late at night playing it all the time.
    Needless to say; Mauler, dude… you have impeccable taste in video games 👌

  • @Neo2266.
    @Neo2266. 3 года назад +6

    Meme should upload those mortal kombat edits as a standalone meme

  • @stonebaxter
    @stonebaxter 3 года назад +4

    50:40 On Santa's planet it stand for 'Hope'.....

  • @shiffpup2529
    @shiffpup2529 3 года назад +8

    The Mortal Kombat zoom ins need to be a part of a real edit, because HOLY SHIT they make this movie even funnier.

  • @Bopperann
    @Bopperann 3 года назад +9

    Merry Christmas to all.

  • @Instafail
    @Instafail 3 года назад +3

    EFAP movies is always a good time! And the editing!

  • @Kernwadi
    @Kernwadi 2 года назад +2

    I've seen this movie so many times, I could probably have full flashbacks of it.

  • @codyopperman5930
    @codyopperman5930 3 года назад +8

    Moriarty has clearly never met anyone from the midwest. I've drove 15 hours straight through from Denver, Colorado to northeast Iowa.

    • @ajsouza3720
      @ajsouza3720 3 года назад

      Holy shit man, I've done 7 hour straight and I was obliterated when we finally got to Phoenix.

  • @Jorgen.A0
    @Jorgen.A0 6 месяцев назад +2

    "Yes hello police? We left our son at home when we rushed out of the house to catch a flight.
    How did that happen? We grounded him after he got mad at his brother for eating all his food. He must have missed his alarm clock, we sent him into the attic because hes afraid of it."

  • @countD8852
    @countD8852 3 года назад +3

    That's some top notch, S-Rank editing meme, good stuff!

  • @Party_Almsivi
    @Party_Almsivi 3 года назад +44

    “What if Judy was the Fox and Nick was the rabbit?”
    Mmm…yeah.

  • @matthewcollins4773
    @matthewcollins4773 3 года назад +71

    The tarantula is okay, right? It's the character I care about.

    • @liamwarner5749
      @liamwarner5749 3 года назад +16

      Yep they took care of it unlike the poor snake in Friday the 13th.

    • @benjamingrant5970
      @benjamingrant5970 3 года назад +10

      @@liamwarner5749 Shad cannot be bargained with, cannot be reasoned with.....

    • @crowthewicked8344
      @crowthewicked8344 3 года назад +1

      @@benjamingrant5970 I'm confused, why is Shad here?

    • @benjamingrant5970
      @benjamingrant5970 3 года назад +2

      @@crowthewicked8344 He is here,for he is the slayer of serpents! His sword is a tool of justice!
      (or,he killed a Tiger Snake with his sword once. Don't feel bad,they're fuckin dangerous!)

  • @speedyacorn2520
    @speedyacorn2520 3 года назад +80

    Tom Holland looks much younger in this one

    • @benjamingrant5970
      @benjamingrant5970 3 года назад +18

      Just wait until the sequel,"No Way Home Alone". Other Kevins from the multiverse arrive,and help him fight off Wet Bandits from other worlds! It all goes well,until the Joe Pescis from Goodfellas and Casino arrive....😧

    • @patteri90
      @patteri90 3 года назад +11

      @@benjamingrant5970 Not gonna lie. That sounds kind of incredible

    • @mgeiger2341
      @mgeiger2341 2 года назад +1

      @@benjamingrant5970 Then they lure him into a trap by having him sing "wise guy".

  • @soyuzdavillan721
    @soyuzdavillan721 3 года назад +7

    I live in Australia (Brisbane) and can say the magpie thing isn't an over exaggeration.

  • @DeJonValentine1
    @DeJonValentine1 3 года назад +4

    No Fiddling around is a play on the fact that the actual Nero played his fiddle while Rome burned to the ground.

  • @johndaybreak1317
    @johndaybreak1317 3 года назад +2

    Meme, you did an absolute awesome job, thanks.

  • @teddytalley620
    @teddytalley620 2 года назад +1

    12:40 The flag above Kevin's bed and on the police uniform is the Chicago city flag.

  • @benjamingrant5970
    @benjamingrant5970 3 года назад +2

    Ah,good old magpies kamikaze swooping....little bastards. They really hurt!
    Also, the guy up a ladder installing the warning sign at 1:24:20 .....how the hell are people meant to read THAT text,THAT high up?