YOU THERE! do you struggle to get out of bed and not snooze for 3 hours every morning? well this video might change your life. ..well probably not but at least you might relate.
my dad once put an alarm that doesn't stop ringing until you stand up and turn it off in my room and I let it ring until my dad got so annoyed and went into my room to turn it off and I continued sleeping.
okay be honest who watched/is currently watching this video in bed? if you need help getting out, here is the inspirational dream rant from my new video to download if you want to make it your alarm! a.tumblr.com/tumblr_n06ohhVhcE1qan0bfo1.mp3#_=_ (right click ‘Save As’) (i have no idea who or why anyone would ever want to do this, but here it is.)
I once put the alarm in the living room. IN THE FUCKING LIVING ROOM. So when the alarm went off I literally got up, walked acroos the whole house half asleep, closed the alarm, returned to my bed and slept without interruptions
*sees title* 1. wake up. 2. fall back asleep 3. wake up again 4. stretch while making very weird sounds. 5. check the time on your phone. 6. forget to check the time and scroll through tumblr, instagram, twitter, etc for 5 hours. 7. realise its already 12 pm and continue scrolling
I have a Sherlock poster by my bed, and the first thing I see in the morning is "The Game is On" and I'm just like "Hell yeah the Game is On," and get up and go solve crimes.
I also set my alarm to be a Fall Out Boy song, so I see Sherlock and here Patrick Stump's sweet voice and my morning is good until I have to actually live life.
I have a galaxy print painting that I wrote "wake up bitch" on in a really passive aggressive font that I put next to my bed. Its the first thing I'm greeted with in the morning. Most people would consider it a negative thing to wake up to, but I literally laugh every time I see it XD
+cupcakecrown27 nice! I have a COD poster and every time I see it I'm like. come on Megan get out of bed. u know u want to play Xbox. now get the f**** out of bed. Lol I have issues
The part where Dan is ranting about "Rise and shine mother ******, it's a brand new day..." etc. is my alarm and because he swears, I have to grab my phone really quickly and turn it off so my Mum doesn't hear... it's actually a really great system!
I have like eight alarms. Five of them go off every ten minutes and in order for them to go silent I have to solve equations. The one that goes of first is the llama song and the other two are the same compilation of Dan being motivational.
Whenever I'm not going somewhere i just spent the rest of my day in my pajamas and then when the night comes i take a shower to get into another pajama
Getting out of bed means facing the world and facing the world means people and I've worked waaaaaaay too hard at being a recluse to deal with that stress.
I love how when dan rolled off the bed you could see his phone on the bed. I fall asleep with my phone a lot therefore loosing it in my sleep or knocking it off the bed and when I wake up my phone (its name is Jeffrey) is no where to be found. I freak out a bit rip all the blankets off my bed and if any family members try to speak to me I yell at them about not having my phone. And its not even that im super attatched or always texting friends because lets be honest I dont have any. What I really use my phone for is checking the time and pretending to text in public. So yea there was really no point to this because I doubt anyone actually read this far anyways. If you did I love you. Peaceskies.
i really really like your videos because they're about things everyone thinks but are afraid to say because they think no one else thinks that did that make sense?
He's brave enough to do it anyways because, c'mon, there's too many people in the world not to be different in some way. I think what you said made perfect sense :3
I have also made a "getting out of bed" video, inspired by Dan but not exactly like his. :3 (not advertising it) and i have tons of things to say for youtube that most people wouldn't.
The way I wake up is "Hurry up! If you get ready fast enough you'll be able to watch some Dan and Phil before school! Go go go!" (I literally thought that thus morning)
“Plan a fun morning activity that u’ll want to get up to do” “We’ve been waiting for each other to wake up recently so we can have breakfast at the same time while watching an anime”
LOL, I'll let you know if I start making videos. I intend to... maybe I'll begin next summer? Maybe later. When I have something alittle better than a fossil of a laptop. XD
I actually have Dan's conscience, from this video, as my alarm. so I basically get awakened every morning by Dan asking me if I'm "staying in bed like a wuss?"
Yet again.. You have made a completely relatable video. Literally nothing can tear me from the jaws of my comforter. Your bed is like a black hole of fluff and happiness and the world is like a cold embarrassing movie that never ends...
My internal Dan support: "Are you a woss?"Me: **stares**....**cough cough**Me: "if I say yes does that mean I can keep sleeping?"Internal Dan: "...no."Me: "damnit." **falls asleep anyway**
i literally can't get up bc of anxiety. i feel like i'm getting crushed by all the people, things and all this world consists of. in reality this is not true. but it feels like that. inside is the only place that's quiet. no other people's opinions and no expectations.
D: "Phil?"
P: "Yeah?"
D "Can you drag me around the house?"
Sylvester L. 😏😏😏
P: “Again?”
I made it 1.2k likes
This is a stolen comment
You stole the comment I was about to post
I swear I’m joking plz don’t attack me
YOU THERE! do you struggle to get out of bed and not snooze for 3 hours every morning? well this video might change your life. ..well probably not but at least you might relate.
I am watching in bed :3
U said wos so many times it now is super funny
I'm watching this in bed
Ok so I'm watching this in bed. I'm "ill" though so I don't have to go the dentist.
Ya no I'm not moving from my bed.
"Hey, Phil, could you come drag me through the hallway? It's for my new video."
Rosmarylaboo Deanaloo "...sure why not"
Rosmarylaboo Deanaloo that's what friend are for
Rosmarylaboo Deanaloo 234 like
Like a ragdoll?
Phil: ummmm... sure dan? Whatever you want....... 911? My friend is going insane...
(Who remembers the “I talk to myself” video?)
*casually changes alarm to the same one as dan*
You didn't casually do it you ironically did it
no u did it *ironically*
I dunno how to find this alarm ;-; Heeeelpppp
Jessica same
How do you do it?
Yeah, if you were stood in the corner of my room when I woke up THEN i'd have a reason to get up
Newts Shank Yup
PS Love your profile pic MAZE RUNNER FOR LIFEEE
PPS You excited for The Scorch Trials and The Fever Code
Malia DePietro I can't wait for both of them :D
YESS FANDOM UNIGHT
Malia DePietro in the uk its called the death cure
Ya
The Maze Runner
The Scorch Trials
The Death Cure
The Kill Order
The Fever Code
Me talking to myself: Are you a wuss?
Me half awake: Yes, now leave me alone.
Same
Im screaming at 6 am in the dark in my cozy bed rn lmao
OMG same
SAME
👍
my dad once put an alarm that doesn't stop ringing until you stand up and turn it off in my room and I let it ring until my dad got so annoyed and went into my room to turn it off and I continued sleeping.
Wow, i'd do the same tbh
you deserve an award
+Rose oldershaw I agree.
Me.😂
wait where can you get that alarm i need it
Did anyone else set the "*ARE YOU A WUSS*" "speech" as their alarm?
Lexis how do you do that? I have an iPhone and idk how to do that
Help
You have to have android and use Zedge
I wish. My parents would kill me if they heard that 😂
@@A-_-A. why?
okay be honest who watched/is currently watching this video in bed?
if you need help getting out, here is the inspirational dream rant from my new video to download if you want to make it your alarm!
a.tumblr.com/tumblr_n06ohhVhcE1qan0bfo1.mp3#_=_
(right click ‘Save As’)
(i have no idea who or why anyone would ever want to do this, but here it is.)
hOW DO I DOWNLOAD THIS ON MOBILE
No!......I'm laying in the couch.....
Yes oh my god
Me I'm supposed to be asleep 😂
Well in watcing IT in My ned at nightime but i have to go to shool on motnings u have no job
Did Phil have to drag him through the house by his feet?😂
CatsDontBelongOnTheRoof hehehehehehe.😂
That's exactly what I was thinking! :D
yah prolly
The only thing I think about while watching this video
CatsDontBelongOnTheRoof I hope so XD I would love to see that for some reason XD
*How to get out of bed*
Me: Don't
I would really love to like this and I almost did but it’s at 666, I can’t ruin it. Sorry 😐
How to get out of bed
Step 1: Don't
Step 2: cry yourself back to sleep
I once put the alarm in the living room. IN THE FUCKING LIVING ROOM. So when the alarm went off I literally got up, walked acroos the whole house half asleep, closed the alarm, returned to my bed and slept without interruptions
I did that as well XD
Lisanna Strauss
Hey Lisanna stay away from the Nalu ship please! 😊😊😊😊😊😡
Emoji Marshmallows Saitama ok
(I don't even ship NaLi, I ship NaLu)
Emoji Marshmallows wit, why would you want people to not ship them so much?
Lisanna Strauss oh hi lizanna, I didn't expect to see you here(DONT RUIN NALU)
The whole "wake up mother f**her" speech is my alarm tone and its the beat thing ever
I want it to be my alarm so bad ;-;
HOW DO YOU MAKE IT YOUR ALARM I NEED TO KNOW THIS INFORMATION
Yes please tell us!!! I'm currently in bed at 1:00 in the afternoon, still in my pj's, I need that alarm!!!
Kasey Ortiz Thanks :)
Kasey Ortiz how do i get this as my alarm?!?!??!
*sees title*
1. wake up.
2. fall back asleep
3. wake up again
4. stretch while making very weird sounds.
5. check the time on your phone.
6. forget to check the time and scroll through tumblr, instagram, twitter, etc for 5 hours.
7. realise its already 12 pm and continue scrolling
*7
Kawaii Potato you just accurately described my life
Kawaii Potato thanks you for describing my life
Kawaii Potato zzzz
Kawaii Potato ikr this is so my life
Me: **sets alarm for 7AM**
Alarm: **goes off at 7AM**
Me: **doesn't hear alarm and ends up sleeping in until 12PM**
Alarm: Am I a joke to you?
PotatoRune same
Leave the likes as 666!
Phil?
Yeah?
Can you drag me down the hallway like I'm a dead body please?
What?!
"ARE YOU A WUSS?!" Me: Yes.
LOL
Yes. Let me sleep
Even if I do put my alarm across the room, I end up walking back to my bed and going back to sleep.
That is so me
+Emi Jhang Same!
I'm heavy sleeper so I either do that or just don't hear it lol.
+Emi Jhang I've done that before.. I crawled out of bed, turned off my alarm, prepared to seize the day,
and then I fell asleep on the floor. yup.
i sleep through my alarrm
Rewatching vintage Dan videos because I MISS HIM OKAY
+1
Same
Sophie Hamlet we’re getting content!!!!!!!!!¡
@@Homoparanoia what? When? Where?
wait what
I cant believe i just now subscribed to Dan and Phil. Where have i been all my life?
WELCOME TO THE PHANDOM!!
Stephanie Wigg thank you :3
+Kristina Drew believe me, you won't be
Cande Rivero i wont be what?
Kristina Drew thankful (btw i'm joking it's the best decision you could've made, welcome)
I tried this but it went a bit different...
Inside voice: ARE YOU A WUSS?
Me: ...yes?
same
same
Same
same
Lmaooo
I have a Sherlock poster by my bed, and the first thing I see in the morning is "The Game is On" and I'm just like "Hell yeah the Game is On," and get up and go solve crimes.
I also set my alarm to be a Fall Out Boy song, so I see Sherlock and here Patrick Stump's sweet voice and my morning is good until I have to actually live life.
I have a galaxy print painting that I wrote "wake up bitch" on in a really passive aggressive font that I put next to my bed. Its the first thing I'm greeted with in the morning. Most people would consider it a negative thing to wake up to, but I literally laugh every time I see it XD
That is beautiful
I just have 2 walking dead posters that say don't look back and who will survive
+cupcakecrown27 nice! I have a COD poster and every time I see it I'm like. come on Megan get out of bed. u know u want to play Xbox. now get the f**** out of bed. Lol I have issues
So basically you have to imagine yourself as your mom
If your mum says "iS YOU a WuSS?" I have questions.
As nightmares go, that one has me hiding under my doonas praying for it to go away.
wHEN GETTING OUT OF BED MAKES YOU OUT OF BREATH?
Montaged Moments me
SO YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH WAS J-LAW, BUT NOW IT'S EVEN P.
when phil drags you down the hallway
That's what I was thinking too!! 😂😂
+Shri Prasanna same!
My heart left me
I was thinking that 😂
Now I'm totally getting out of bed😂😂
Dan is my spirit animal.
Or is it an Ouroboris of sloth?
My mum is my alarm clock, I wish there was a snooze button
La La same
Lmao same xD
Well yeah knives exist for a reason
naan oml i snorted when i read this
@@naan000 But I'd have to get out of bet to get them and it's not worth it. :/
Well I go to bed at 5:00 am so... I wake up at 1:00 pm the next day.. And half my day is gone so I just stay there and give up
Same
Basically my summer. Ha, who needs Han interactiom
Interaction*
Sammeee
Same
The fact I'm watching this in bed ( my natural habitat ) kinda defeats the point of me watching this video 😂😂😂
scarlett faith I got up..... Went to my mom's room..... Got in bed and stays there till she gets here
Same except I am in bed because I'm trying to fall asleep but that doesn't happen until 3 am
scarlett faith same
@@natalieozment8477 migrating to a different room 😂
i’m in my bed lmao
The part where Dan is ranting about "Rise and shine mother ******, it's a brand new day..." etc. is my alarm and because he swears, I have to grab my phone really quickly and turn it off so my Mum doesn't hear... it's actually a really great system!
Isabella Kellahan SAME
It works so well!!!
Isabella Kellahan I just hit my phone and go back to sleep so it doesn't work for me
Isabella Kellahan 👏👏
Isabella Kellahan what app do you use
I have like eight alarms. Five of them go off every ten minutes and in order for them to go silent I have to solve equations. The one that goes of first is the llama song and the other two are the same compilation of Dan being motivational.
Frozen Kitty how do you choose your own tone? I have an iPhone and I wanna use a tone for my alarm how does one do it?
Skyler Long I’m wondering too
You are me. Spooky
Frozen Kitty how do even do that on your phone???
The way I see it, the quicker you get out of bed, the quicker you can get back in bed.
Or just don't leave it in the first place? Then there will be no time apart.
Brea White unless you stay up all night wasting your life away on youtube
+Fluffy Corn Literally me.
Fluffy Corn this is so me ;-;
Brea White smart
Once I stormed out of bed because my phone was about to die and I didn't have a charger.
me
god could not relate more
that is an efficient way to get up. happened to me xZd
The only possible way that I will jump up and start my morning
That's the only way I can get up
I want dan saying "rise and shine mother f*cker" as my alarm
Get zedge. It has it there!
I had it as my alarm for ages
I dont even use alarms and I want it
He sounded so American
How to get out of bed:
Basically don't go to bed. Works great when you're a vampire that doesn't require any sleep
Whenever I'm not going somewhere i just spent the rest of my day in my pajamas and then when the night comes i take a shower to get into another pajama
Me
Same except I don't have a shower
My life.
***** Nope. Only child :/
That's why I can get away with this XD
+Erika Urena (Erikaulove) I litterally never get dressed unless i'm going out somewhere :(
I just imagined phil dragging dan across the house by the legs to film that scene 😂😂
I think he just pushed himself forward with his legs then put it backwards
Ben Smith Don't ruin it!!
Bahaha sameee
hah, same xD
Yasss lord
Getting out of bed means facing the world and facing the world means people and I've worked waaaaaaay too hard at being a recluse to deal with that stress.
yes same
+JadeTheBlackParader FabulousKillJoy ah, I've found another member of the MCRmy.
I'm not a people person either TBH
I saw you on the com section before, like, a video :D
I just woke up.....but i got out of bed after 15 more mins. *goes to RUclips, first video i see 'how to get out of bed'* this video will save me
If dan was in my room telling my to get out of my bed hell yes I would definitely get out of bed
i would pull in to the bed with me
I would pull him into bed with me so we can have a good time
+hdoesmakeup same we could do the horizontal tango
+hdoesmakeup same HAHAHAA
id drag him in
I love how when dan rolled off the bed you could see his phone on the bed. I fall asleep with my phone a lot therefore loosing it in my sleep or knocking it off the bed and when I wake up my phone (its name is Jeffrey) is no where to be found. I freak out a bit rip all the blankets off my bed and if any family members try to speak to me I yell at them about not having my phone. And its not even that im super attatched or always texting friends because lets be honest I dont have any. What I really use my phone for is checking the time and pretending to text in public. So yea there was really no point to this because I doubt anyone actually read this far anyways. If you did I love you.
Peaceskies.
i was almost 100% sure it was gonna be a two second video of you saying "dont"
Tori Rose I thought so to.
Tori Rose yes, SAME!
I love how no one has acknowledged the fact Dan is in his pajamas while filming this video.
Omg lol tru
....duh
petition for a Dan Howell alarm clock app 2k17
Portentous Queen PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Please
Portentous Queen yes
ATTENTION you can already do that for free, record it and mess around with your alarm app.
Portentous Queen I downloaded it from Tumblr! Dan put it there I believe. I'll put a link
i really really like your videos because they're about things everyone thinks but are afraid to say because they think no one else thinks that
did that make sense?
Yes I agree
He's brave enough to do it anyways because, c'mon, there's too many people in the world not to be different in some way. I think what you said made perfect sense :3
Mae Richi haha thank you, i was hoping someone would understand :)
I have also made a "getting out of bed" video, inspired by Dan but not exactly like his. :3 (not advertising it) and i have tons of things to say for youtube that most people wouldn't.
Exactly! You said it!
The way I wake up is "Hurry up! If you get ready fast enough you'll be able to watch some Dan and Phil before school! Go go go!" (I literally thought that thus morning)
hey! same as me
+kierathewise my laptop is next to my bed so this doesn't work for me :'(
I'm just not motivated enough to actually think that
Nice idea...
+kierathewise this is legit me :D
Dan: hey Phil, can you grab me by my ankles and drag me across the room?
Phil: uhhhh....why?
Dan: It’s for a video
Phil: ok 👍
Dan: ARE YOU A WUSS?
Me: Yes. Now im going back to sleep.
LolMemetrash me
I need to go back to sleep...
OH MY GOD THE TRUTH!!! LMAO
LolMemetrash My life in two lines
MEEEE
Is nobody talking about how Phil would have to drag him all around the house for the filming of this
lol
He could have filmed himself moving forwards, then edited it to be backwards.
ik lol poor phil xD
+_Silverstar But knowing Daniel, he probably made Phil drag him around.
Jennifer Cramer probably XD
i have literally been watching youtube all day on my bed
+Alex Owens this is literally me
Literally
Literally
+Alex Owens yllaretiL
litrally
Dan: Sleeps in 3 hours
Me: sleeps in until literally 8 pm
Only problem with this method...
My motivational self: ARE YOU GONNA STAY IN BED LIKE A WHOOS????
Me: yeah.
WUSS*
+Happylyrics13 same :)
Yup, that's how it would happen to me...
same
same
...yeah i would rather be a wuss and stay in bed
same
Octopiemango same
Literally me
Same
same
But I'll just admit I'm a wuss and stay in bed
PaperPanther same
PaperPanther SAME
PaperPanther same
Same
SAME I will wake up then lay in my bed for hours not eating and just watching RUclips
“Plan a fun morning activity that u’ll want to get up to do”
“We’ve been waiting for each other to wake up recently so we can have breakfast at the same time while watching an anime”
"are you a wuss?"
Me: ...no
"Are You A Wuss?"
Me: No
"IS YOU A WUSS?!"
Me : YES!!! wait...
+Maryam Agahy i totally confused myself and kept going" YESSSS I AM A WUSS" and then i realized what i said XD
+Maryam Agahy whats funny is when father screamed no I screamed YES I AM A WUSS
+Maryam Agahy I love this comment because its literally whast I did
fuck! typo
As soon as Dan said are you a wuss??!! I was like yes... yes I am I'm not moving for anything
Did Phil have to drag him on the floor and off the couch to film this?
Probably. Could you imagine asking your flatmate to drag you around your house?
Viviana S. Eh, Phil's a RUclipsr, he'll understand.
Avian Royalty You're right. But still, it is sort of weird.
Welcome to the life of RUclipsrs XD
WE ARE WEIIRDDDD
I'm not a RUclipsr though... yet. **cackles**
LOL, I'll let you know if I start making videos. I intend to... maybe I'll begin next summer? Maybe later. When I have something alittle better than a fossil of a laptop. XD
my dad has the same alarm ringtone...I shit my pants every morning yelling ALIENS ARE COMING
i love it XD
Dan would be such a good Siri
IS? YOU? A? WUSS?
Lmao I slept until 10 this morning, the joy of homeschooling
I'm homeschooled and I wake up at 8am (I go to sleep at 4am)
Same
+Sophia Piper YAS!! I can't wait until I stop homeschooling to start real school!! :(
same
+Thorn Knight I go to school and its aweful, I hate it more than anything! I wish i could do online school
dan was obviously being dragged by his fringe at 2:16 , not by phil gosh u guys
a month without uploading he comes back with a tag t
That no one tagged him he's not a challenge to drag
+Anonymously Weird First is first, you're freakishly tall, it's weird. You look like a noodle.
you had hair that was cool in 2007 and wet u just look like a poodle (hobbit)
throw in an annoying posh voice and yup, that's dan
That moment when you realise that between 2:16 and 2:30 Dan is being dragged across the floor by Phil
i know rite
+Gaming Sparkpaw (Sparkpaw) **right**
+Paige Walton wanted to say the same
I thunk his dragging himself with his feet and made the footage in reverse so that his hair is not like standing up
I loved that part 😂😂
Dan: Are you going to stay on a bed like a wuss
Me: Yep, now nighty night teddy bear
I actually have Dan's conscience, from this video, as my alarm. so I basically get awakened every morning by Dan asking me if I'm "staying in bed like a wuss?"
me too 😂
yess same
How???
me too!
How did you set that as your alarm??????
How I get out of bed is repeatedly yelling "DO IT FOR JOHNNY"
Maggie Boyd I should try that lmao
Maggie Boyd I always think “if you stay in SOMEONE *WILL* STEAL YOUR FOOD” it always get me going
@@plutotrash1014 me to xD
If I saw dan or Phil in my room I would get out of bed to hug them
Keith Kogane yOUR NAME AND PROFILE PICTURE AAAAA
Same and also LOVELY PFP
@Cheese Whiz Haha thanks I love yours too 😂
I love your profile pic my dude
@@rainjoyce8678 I dont think u were talking to me but yours is amazing too 😂😂 also ||-//
You know you're being productive when you're regressing back into the Dan and Phil phase by rewatching videos from seven years ago...
Well it's currently 3:07 pm and I'm in my bed watching you... Whoops
Carmella Babbitt thats pretty much me every night
It's literally 3:14....SAME
It's 3:48 where I am rn xD I feel u
12:39 and in bed
Me too
I'm literally watching this while laying in bed😂
Same XD
Same
Panda Alicia Me too lol
Panda Alicia by me is it 5.43 i have to go to school.
Panda Alicia
lmao me too
who watched this whilst in bed 😂😂
charlie lilley yep I did all morning and the last two days
charlie lilley i didint sleep at all by watching dan and phil and then i got crossed by this video...but im still notgetting up my bed...
Its to warm to leave my bed
charlie lilley me
charlie lilley who isn't
Who else is watching this in bed
me
Me
Me
Me
Me
Shit I drew cat whiskers on my face about 5 hours ago, I just realised when I looked in my mirror and it won't come off! Lol
Why can I relate so much
AmazingPhanIsNotOnFirePhanTrash 04
I woke up with cat whiskers drawn on my face earlier. (I drew whiskers on my face last night)
Trash can it's bad we know this...
AmazingPhanIsNotOnFirePhanTrash 04 use exfoliated cream lightly on your nose and cheeks next time c;
Grace Hannah-Lynn
I need a video where I learn how to actually fall asleep......... I cannot sleep at all
Same!
Turn off your phone/laptop
Or take sleeping pills.
That's what I do
kitkat warrior pony dude I do that all the time.....still cannot sleep
Löcäl Ëmö watch ASMR
Same, it's like I go to bed at 10:00 and I fall asleep at 2:00.
Laying in bed right now...
same
Maria Moen *same 😄*
Maria Moen
OML SAME
Maria Moen yup
I'm currently procrastinating on getting out of bed and going to school but IM INSPIRED NOW
Rosie Escutia remember when we had to *go* to school
Stefanie Koperski ugh yes... what a years difference it’s been
I put insults on my alarms to piss myself off enough to get up and be productive.
Omg, that's a great idea! 😂
Me too 😂 but i still can't get up sometimes
my alarm is phils voice it makes me wake up thinking OML HE'S IN MY HOUSE :DDD Even though I know it's not him. Whatever It still works great XD
Sameeee
Omigosh ur profile pic!!! U use chibi me too??! 🤗
"You cant expect me to change anytime soon"
OKAY THEN WHO THE FUCK IS DANIEL HOWELL YOU KNOW THE PASTEL GUY WITH CURLY HAIR
well he did say *soon* which meant he would eventually and this was three years ago so...
but it was a joke i get it so ill leave now lmao
three years is way too soon for hobbit hair and colorful clothing all of hell has frozen over and we damn well know it.
love the username
Thats what I thought I started bursting out laughing and now everyone thinks Im insane help
Must’ve been that pesky citalopram.
I would do this:
Are you a wuss?
Me: yes. no go away I need more sleep
now not no lmao
I honestly know I am a wuss so that wouldn't work at all for me XD
IS YOU
A WUSS
omg same
KittyKats_ Bark Me 😂
D: Hey, Phil?
P: Yeah?
D: Can you drag me across the hallway? It's for the internet.
The best part is that he said yes
I have the 'rise and shine motherfucker' part as my alarm
Hey x how can I sync iTunes on my iPad? I can't get that bit. I have zedge. How do I sync?
Francesca Moore I couldn't tell ya. I have an Android product :/
Ok, can u tell me so I can get it on my phone anyway? I have a android phone? Xxx
Look up Dan Howell on Zedge :0
Bella omg same x3
my alarm is his speech from this video lmao
That's actually amazing. Go you!
alyssa w how did you do it??
Vero Vj Search up "RUclips to MP3 converter" on google, convert and download the clip and then you can cut it in some program idk
I'm gonna change my alarm to dan 's speech rn 😂
Mélissa how do you get it as an alarm?
Yet again.. You have made a completely relatable video. Literally nothing can tear me from the jaws of my comforter. Your bed is like a black hole of fluff and happiness and the world is like a cold embarrassing movie that never ends...
How to Get Out of Bed
Step 1: *Don't*
"Are you a wuss?" yeah
Wuss*
Is you a wuss
Matthew yes, yes I is wuss
My other self: Are you a wuss?!?!
Me: Yeah, I am. Now go the fuck away, I want to sleep.
You just described my life😂
literally me 😂
yes
yup.
Same
How to get out of bed:
You don't.
dan: hey phil?
phil: yeah?
dan: can you drag me across the house?
phil:......yes
I laughed when he said "IS. YOU. A." It cracked me up xD
ikr?
It sounds a bit like USA
+ClassyJessie 'MERICA!
murica
Emily McCullough that's how my grandparents talk to our dogs
IS
YOU
A
WUSS?
yes, now go away
I look up to both of you
YES
I
IS
YES NOW LET ME SLEEP XD
No I is not a WuSS 😂😂😂
Dan: hey phil just about to make a video
Phil: ok call me if you need help
5 Minutes Later
Dan: phil can you pull me across the floor
Phil: wut ?
How to get out of your bed
1: get up
2: go pee
3: make a U turn
4: get back in even more comfortabls
THIS IS NOT ACCURATE....
HE HAS NO HOBBIT HAIR IN THIS VIDEO
sehr true
Shut up wuss your such a wuss
AND IT MAKES ME SAD
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+•Infinity Horse Editz• 87..
So just put thumb tacks on your alarm/phone and make it REALLY loud and annoying. It works. You mess up once and never hit snooze again
I am watching this video on bed
in
Same
same
Samee
same
Not me coming back to this video regularly to get myself out bed
My internal Dan support: "Are you a woss?"Me: **stares**....**cough cough**Me: "if I say yes does that mean I can keep sleeping?"Internal Dan: "...no."Me: "damnit." **falls asleep anyway**
when you realize phil had to drag dan for some clips
It's 6pm.... just woke up ._.
Raylyn - dang.
Fizzi lol rn it's 9am I haven't slept
I need help
Raylyn - I got out of bed at lunchtime today
Okay what time did you get out of bed.
My record is 4pm
i literally can't get up bc of anxiety. i feel like i'm getting crushed by all the people, things and all this world consists of. in reality this is not true. but it feels like that. inside is the only place that's quiet. no other people's opinions and no expectations.