The lady lead the show with with "I need a guy that loves football" and the three guys heard "Yeah, but she really wants a sensitive guy, so be as soft as possible"
Guy #1 I’m pretty sure is Jason Horton. He’s a former RUclipsr (might still be I’m not sure) and was on the channel TotallySketch. It was one of the OG comedy channels here. Think kinda like College Humor lol. I saw his face and freaked out because I knew I knew him from somewhere. Would not be surprised if he did this show as a joke😂
It definitely seems like a joke. I always complain at restaurants? I'm like Woody Allen? I get rejected and I'm used to it. I couldn't find it on imdb but he is from new jersey too. At the time of filming, he was around 37 so the 18 years in college lines up. It really was cool to see him pop up here. Sucks he didnt even want credit. Jake blocks his name but it doesnt look like horton
I love how Jimmy essentially said “I gave Baby James some cereal, but fuck him, buy your own”. 😂 Also, everyone being a “consultant” just means they are unemployed but spout a lot of bad info on LinkedIn. Also, “I always complain at restaurants” is level 2 baggage. Bordering on level 3.
As soon as I saw David, I thought 'holy crap, it's real life Leisure Suit Larry'. Everything he said and did throughout the entire episode only confirmed that.
she tossed a guy because he was a lifelong learner, what? then she said a guy in self-improvement would smack her and she tossed him. Idk how accepting someone is if they can't appreciate someone attempting to improve themself.
These guys were awful. I was really hoping, for Tracy's sake, that Gabe wouldn't accept her baggage. The other two were weirdos, but Gabe has at least three restraining orders against him, one of which is from the Berkshire Shakespearean Festival coordinators.
I wish this was a new series for you. Could have had a points system like Guts. 1 pt for each correct medium baggage. If you don't get all 3 correct, getting the rejected one correct gives you a bonus point 1 pt for guessing the correct picked contestant 1 pt for guessing the correct main persons baggage 1 pt for guessing if the winning contestant accepts the main contestants baggage or not. 6 pts possible each episode If you bring this back for more seasons, I suggest doing something like this
Another RUclipsr I really like did a review of Magic Spoon recently and tried the four main flavors and really didn't like them. I really trust you guys and it has thrown my world into chaos. 🤣
They always say it's a miracle because it's healthy and tastes amazing. Apparently the flavor tastes almost like a perfume sprayed onto it. Overpowers your mouth instantly. Then halfway through a bitter aftertaste sets in that only gets worse with each bite and results in you having to literally wash out of your mouth.
The conversations on the couch are the worst part of the show. Baggage would've been so much better if they dropped that and used the time to give everybody a 4th baggage
It seems crazy but fitting that she chose the one who obviously still has anger issue. Fighter. Teacher. From NY. Burst out on the couch. Likes it rough in bed. All the triggers or signs for classic short-tempered rage.
The Tommy Wiseau comparison was on point, however I'm a little disappointed that I have deduced that you havent seen _The Room._ Or hadn't before seeing _The Disaster Artist._ Also, you seem to like to read, so def read that book. The movie was good and the book is great. Quick read, too.
It was really annoying how she treated the guy still in college as someone who either lived in a dorm or was in a frat. Apparently she needs to go back to school.
Sure the contestants are almost all hustling actors, but nobody has been more clear that they don't care about being on a dating show and are just there to try to get acting jobs than Gabe was. It was kind of horrifying.
I am genuinely so intruiged by David I want to know everything about him because surely no human is like that right? Like he is a goverment project escaped or something like that
Although you guys were great, this episode itself was kinda dumb. You have to have at least two potential daters that fit what the person is looking for. This was just a mess.
Hearing "Welcome to the show, we're gonna watch some baggage!" immediately puts a smile on my face
I like the "back," personally.
@@BobbySacamano Yeah the back is a nice touch lol
Comparing yourself to Woody Allen is a choice.
These dudes were SOOOO uncomfortable to watch on the couch. Was really hard to not fast forward to escape it. 😆
The lady lead the show with with "I need a guy that loves football" and the three guys heard "Yeah, but she really wants a sensitive guy, so be as soft as possible"
*led or *leads. Sorry, I'm just in that mood.
Why do I watch this every week lol? I literally crumble in pain from the cringe every time
Being Olivia Newton-Johns number 1 fan and having anger issues are basically the same baggage
Guy #1 I’m pretty sure is Jason Horton. He’s a former RUclipsr (might still be I’m not sure) and was on the channel TotallySketch. It was one of the OG comedy channels here. Think kinda like College Humor lol.
I saw his face and freaked out because I knew I knew him from somewhere. Would not be surprised if he did this show as a joke😂
I KNEW I'VE SEEN HIS FACE
It definitely seems like a joke. I always complain at restaurants? I'm like Woody Allen? I get rejected and I'm used to it. I couldn't find it on imdb but he is from new jersey too. At the time of filming, he was around 37 so the 18 years in college lines up. It really was cool to see him pop up here. Sucks he didnt even want credit. Jake blocks his name but it doesnt look like horton
It’s definitely him. If he’s not one of the plants, he definitely did this as a joke.
25:20 I laughed my ass off. "No I blocked it, and you gotta respect that." Never change Jake 😂
Are these guys the three weirdest contestants ever?
I think I am tripping
I definitely think so
She said Go Eagles, not Go Birds. Huge red flag.
The accent is southern but definitely has some cajun/French influence so he's probably from Southern Mississippi, at the gulf, near Louisiana
I love how Jimmy essentially said “I gave Baby James some cereal, but fuck him, buy your own”. 😂
Also, everyone being a “consultant” just means they are unemployed but spout a lot of bad info on LinkedIn.
Also, “I always complain at restaurants” is level 2 baggage. Bordering on level 3.
He was her #1 fan. I hope he is okay.
As soon as I saw David, I thought 'holy crap, it's real life Leisure Suit Larry'. Everything he said and did throughout the entire episode only confirmed that.
RIP Olivia Newton-John
These guys are fucking bizarre. I feel better about myself, for at least twenty minutes...
27:19 Gabe was definitely just using this as an audition for a different show
As Tiki Barber in a documentary about his life
Maybe he's from Athens....Georgia.
The biggest twist for this episode ended up being the "Neurotic guy" being the least neurotic.
Ayyyye boys love the show.
Magic spoon tastes awful
whats it taste like
Jimmy taking off his headphones to not hear the monologue. I love that energy.
I look forward to this every week!
Baggage!! I love that you guys got the rights to air the episodes like this. One of my favorite weekly eps!
The producers must not have liked her, because they gave her awful potential dates.
Totally. I wanted to like her, but there were a few too many things off with her, and I'm sure it was in a way their little prank.
“It didn’t test well”
Purple shirt reminds me of the Miami connect in Donnie Brasco, the guy who drove a purple Corvette.
It's cute to see such a strong bromance. TURK and JD level of guy love
8:18 is fucking hilarious it’s gotta be one of the most unexpected baggage moments
We’re gonna watch some baggage it’s like music to my ears always a good day when jimmy and jake upload these
Middle guy is a mix of Mariano Rivera and Bernie Williams
we just gonna act like the dude on the right isn't Jake's long lost dad?
after that anger management bag why did the boys get scared
I feel like Tracy is one of the best and most accepting contestants that we've seen on here.
She definitely has some common sense.
she tossed a guy because he was a lifelong learner, what? then she said a guy in self-improvement would smack her and she tossed him. Idk how accepting someone is if they can't appreciate someone attempting to improve themself.
@@CRneuhe means she has a nice rack
These guys were awful. I was really hoping, for Tracy's sake, that Gabe wouldn't accept her baggage. The other two were weirdos, but Gabe has at least three restraining orders against him, one of which is from the Berkshire Shakespearean Festival coordinators.
You could tell when she sent Jason off she hadn't considered that he just liked taking classes
Can we get a where are they now segment?
I wish this was a new series for you. Could have had a points system like Guts.
1 pt for each correct medium baggage. If you don't get all 3 correct, getting the rejected one correct gives you a bonus point
1 pt for guessing the correct picked contestant
1 pt for guessing the correct main persons baggage
1 pt for guessing if the winning contestant accepts the main contestants baggage or not.
6 pts possible each episode
If you bring this back for more seasons, I suggest doing something like this
I flipped on gabe so much. David’s last bag got me on his team
Really thought the last guys third bag was just "Ive lived in the greenroom for the past two years"
Another RUclipsr I really like did a review of Magic Spoon recently and tried the four main flavors and really didn't like them. I really trust you guys and it has thrown my world into chaos. 🤣
Try them yourself.
I have heard they were ng
My dude it’s keto cereal of course it’s trash lol
They always say it's a miracle because it's healthy and tastes amazing. Apparently the flavor tastes almost like a perfume sprayed onto it. Overpowers your mouth instantly. Then halfway through a bitter aftertaste sets in that only gets worse with each bite and results in you having to literally wash out of your mouth.
Go try any keto foods and you'll understand why most people dont like them. It's a personal preference.
Nar is the Midwest conjuction of "now our"
"that was Jason coming through Gabe..." wow.
Thong guy definitely has at least one body hidden somewhere on his property.
Left guy definitely was an extra on Star Trek
I literally live my week thursday to thursday to watch some baggage
My man is really hoping the studio executives see that
":Jake, I accept your bagage"
Wait... isn't that Jason Horton? lol
holy shit what an incredible ep
The conversations on the couch are the worst part of the show. Baggage would've been so much better if they dropped that and used the time to give everybody a 4th baggage
That poor woman…
He said anger issues😂. That doesnt mean violent
It seems crazy but fitting that she chose the one who obviously still has anger issue. Fighter. Teacher. From NY. Burst out on the couch. Likes it rough in bed. All the triggers or signs for classic short-tempered rage.
5.8 Jerrys
David is a guy from Mississippi who is trying to get rid of his southern accent but isn't very good at it.
"my friends thinks I'm a little bit like woody Allen" 😳
David is giving me Andy from The Office vibes
1.5 seconds in already a great ep
Do they ever not choose the actual final bag as their “dealbreaker”?
A Nwar Don’t go on your next date blind shirt would slap Jimmy
He just wants to smack those fun bags. He'll hit it and quit it.
When are you opening video submissions for CONFUSION! (I’m assuming the title must be stylized with the exclamation mark)
The Tommy Wiseau comparison was on point, however I'm a little disappointed that I have deduced that you havent seen _The Room._ Or hadn't before seeing _The Disaster Artist._ Also, you seem to like to read, so def read that book. The movie was good and the book is great. Quick read, too.
Has there ever been a more obvious second round?
Another banger
I feel like #3 is a former KGB "analyst" with at least four kills in the field.
Baggage Baby
David looks like dollar store Hugh Jackman/Bradley Cooper with a really bad wig, and he acts like Quagmire
She almost reminds me of Amy Sedaris. Which just made me realize: Amy Sedaris needs to be on Baggage.
Gabe memorized 1 monolog and claims he knows all of Shakespeare. Can she just not choose anyone?
It was really annoying how she treated the guy still in college as someone who either lived in a dorm or was in a frat. Apparently she needs to go back to school.
ONJ's number 1 fan missed a golden opportunity to hit her with the, "If you love me let me know" line.
Jerry is so on this episode
I just feel bad for Tracy
gabe lowkey my dream guy what
like the first baggage is kinda annoying but the second two are things im actively into
Guy 1: Off-brand Woody Allen
Guy 2: Off-brand Mariano Rivera
Guy 3: Off-brand Tommy Lee
20 jerries out of 100 possible jerries
This might have been the worst crop of potential dates yet. Didn't seem to match what she was looking for and all so awkward in their own ways.
Gabe was truly the biggest loser there lol
BAGGAGE
I don't think it's just the red shirt. Jason does look like an extra who gets killed in the first scene.
she wanted a masculine football macho man and got three wimps lmao
all those guys were horribly
None of these guys know how to stand
The second guy is a Mariano Rivera doppelganger and the Yanks guys say nothing about it? NEVER MIND THANK YOU JIMMY
26:20 is the most absurd take by Jake and Jimmy completely misses it...
Jake: What if the sperm donor is like-- her dad??
Jimmy: You said sperm boner
Lol off brand rivera
Sure the contestants are almost all hustling actors, but nobody has been more clear that they don't care about being on a dating show and are just there to try to get acting jobs than Gabe was. It was kind of horrifying.
terrible ep
I am genuinely so intruiged by David I want to know everything about him because surely no human is like that right? Like he is a goverment project escaped or something like that
this was probably the worst episode of all time
Last guy 100% has no memory of ever being on this show
Although you guys were great, this episode itself was kinda dumb. You have to have at least two potential daters that fit what the person is looking for. This was just a mess.
Gabe sucks, Justice for David