The ORIGINAL Stains from "It's Me or the Dog"

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @mjkhan9664
    @mjkhan9664 2 года назад +496

    Coming back 12 years later and Stain's face is still priceless

    • @ffreshfields5211
      @ffreshfields5211 2 года назад +9

      Omg me too 😆😁
      I knew then i would never forget Stains and indeed i have not.
      I needed a pick me up and after all those years my mind went straight back to 'Stains, the crazy eyed cupcake dog'

    • @cara-seyun
      @cara-seyun Год назад +4

      Coming back 13 years later and Stain’s face is still priceless

    • @makavelismith
      @makavelismith Год назад

      I have a feeling that it probably isnt.

    • @alm9951
      @alm9951 Год назад

      ​@@cara-seyun his face looks like mitch mcconnels on his latest freeze.

    • @cara-seyun
      @cara-seyun Год назад

      @@alm9951 is that an american politician or celebrity?

  • @ybshaun4526
    @ybshaun4526 9 лет назад +1995

    They broke this dog

    • @JonMow
      @JonMow 8 лет назад +38

      +Visitormassacre
      war bring out the worst in doge ! he's never be the same when he came home

    • @nyanrapier5343
      @nyanrapier5343 8 лет назад +26

      He was never the normal again unless he was on the battlefield

    • @jacobharvey9241
      @jacobharvey9241 4 года назад +2

      Did this evil woman lobotomize him or something?

    • @M0d4l3
      @M0d4l3 4 года назад

      @@jacobharvey9241 So, how is she evil?

    • @vanessasalguero2043
      @vanessasalguero2043 3 года назад +7

      They broke that dog physically and mentally

  • @rodney2x48
    @rodney2x48 10 лет назад +740

    This is both hilarious and unsettlingly creepy, mainly because the music makes me think Stains is about to stain the floor with their blood if he doesn't get a damn cupcake.

  • @whiskers1138
    @whiskers1138 9 лет назад +490

    I never thought I'd see a thousand yard stare in a dog...

  • @KirbyDaMaster
    @KirbyDaMaster 9 лет назад +704

    Some stains never wash out....

    • @senvasoda3892
      @senvasoda3892 8 лет назад +6

      lamo

    • @KirbyDaMaster
      @KirbyDaMaster 8 лет назад +3

      +Senva Soda +

    • @darylcastillo1439
      @darylcastillo1439 7 лет назад +10

      You will never be clean, Stains! NEVER BE CLEAN!

    • @seraphmaniskas2635
      @seraphmaniskas2635 6 лет назад +2

      a stain that never comes off
      the sheets
      c L e a n m e o f f
      im so dirty babe

    • @squidly3270
      @squidly3270 5 лет назад +6

      Not even with...
      OXI CLEAN STAIN REMOVER IT GETS THE TOUGH STAINS *O U T*

  • @KlutzyNinjaKitty
    @KlutzyNinjaKitty 8 лет назад +123

    Kudos to the editors who put that music in. That with the look on the dog's face just perfects all of this.

  • @tobieddy
    @tobieddy 10 лет назад +1179

    War never changes

    • @TheKingHyral
      @TheKingHyral 10 лет назад +12

      Fallout 4 confirmed

    • @theAndrewkin
      @theAndrewkin 10 лет назад +4

      ***** I'm picturing the cover of fallout 3 with this dog's face. Yep, it's now my background.

    • @theAndrewkin
      @theAndrewkin 10 лет назад

      (okay, so not the cover, but arguably one of the more well-known images from FO3)

    • @TheKingHyral
      @TheKingHyral 10 лет назад

      That is beautiful.

    • @tobieddy
      @tobieddy 10 лет назад +4

      This is probably the best comment I've ever made because it led to that awesome creation.

  • @MrPhantom237
    @MrPhantom237 10 лет назад +628

    Vietnam flashback

  • @eaglespartan6036
    @eaglespartan6036 8 лет назад +114

    "They murdered my entire platoon..."

  • @Blastros01
    @Blastros01 9 лет назад +212

    "I just wanted Stains to kn-" well great job you broke him, this is why we can't have nice things.

  • @MartaPD2
    @MartaPD2 9 лет назад +146

    the music in the background tho

  • @PotassiumBromide
    @PotassiumBromide 8 лет назад +438

    "Away!"
    **flashback begins**
    "Away! Get outta there, Stains! Go! Run! What're yo-"
    **explosion**
    "Fuck! No, Stains, we have to go now!"
    "Shit! They're in the trees, run! Away! Get away from-"
    **sniper shot comes whizzing by**
    **helicopter whirring faintly starts**
    "Get away from here, Stains! They're lining us up!"
    **gunshots from helicopter come tearing to the ground**
    "Shit! My arm! You have to leave, Stains!"
    **Stains begins to run off, but after running for 12 yards, another sniper shot is heard**
    **thud**
    **Stains turns around, just to see Sgt. Whiskers dead on the ground**
    **third sniper shot rips into the ground in front of Stains**
    **Stains runs back to the camp, into safety, but changed**
    **flashback ends**
    "Good dog!"

  • @Mario-us7ds
    @Mario-us7ds 10 лет назад +387

    Away, Stains...
    Away.
    *Away!*
    "...away! Get away! Incoming! Take cover! Take cover, Rover! What are you doing, get outta there! Rover! Rover, listen to me Rover!
    *(explosion)*
    Rover, no! God! Fuck!
    Why, Rover... why didn't you listen...
    Why..."

    • @TheSponkyhh
      @TheSponkyhh 9 лет назад +15

      Riv Fader rip in peace rover

    • @ohkakamikaze
      @ohkakamikaze 9 лет назад +7

      Gildenopa bruh "rest in peace in peace" wtf lol

    • @magichobo
      @magichobo 9 лет назад +3

      Thank you

    • @JonathanXLindqviust
      @JonathanXLindqviust 9 лет назад +14

      Riv Fader "You're never to young to have a vietnam flashback *ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH*"

    • @Protester19
      @Protester19 9 лет назад +3

      Riv Fader rest in pepperonis

  • @fluffy4427
    @fluffy4427 8 лет назад +162

    Dog.exe is not responding.

    • @user-sw8sz5yq5f
      @user-sw8sz5yq5f 4 года назад

      @brenna bear He's having PTSD that's why hes starring at front dont make joke of this...

  • @roseystudio10
    @roseystudio10 2 года назад +66

    This dog may be gone, but his legacy lives on inside the internet!

  • @soniadlay79
    @soniadlay79 9 лет назад +227

    im like this on a diet...

    • @AbrahamSuneet
      @AbrahamSuneet 9 лет назад +8

      yep, i pass the junk food store and im like Abraham away, away, away!!....ok

    • @jordanparker882
      @jordanparker882 6 лет назад +3

      soniafrance Away! Soniafrance away! No junk food.

  • @38Gaucho
    @38Gaucho 10 лет назад +212

    He had never smelt anything quite like the cupcakes. The overwhelming, carefully crafted deliciousness of the scent alone. Suddenly the full scope of human intelligence and societal advancement struck Stains. The sheer genius of the cupcakes, these artificially concocted pockets of sweet buttery goodness stopped him cold, lost in a sublime moment of life-altering cognitive flux. To anyone watching his eyes would have appeared like the depths of an ancient glacier. The cupcakes... he was forbidden... he was a slave to the humans. A slave. His entire species were slaves to the humans. He realized... that he must educate himself. Become like the humans. Bake cupcakes of his own, with all the prestige that would imply. This moment of revelation would be remembered by Stains, and eventually by all Dogkind in the Great Canine War of Independence, as the Revelation of the Small Delicious-Smelling Cakes.
    *******PLANET OF THE DOGS******** (dramatic music)

    • @jordanparker882
      @jordanparker882 6 лет назад +3

      38Gaucho thank you for the book idea!

    • @BennettRedacted
      @BennettRedacted 6 лет назад

      So bascially this: ruclips.net/video/piRIIvCjuKs/видео.html

    • @micky_knuckles
      @micky_knuckles 5 лет назад +3

      I can't breathe

    • @Dark_Jaguar
      @Dark_Jaguar 2 года назад +6

      And their treats would be known... as Scooby Snacks. Scooby Doo was the first, to speak like man, but others were taught. Many and more. Beyond dogdome, to the woods of Yellowstone. Soon purple apes, bears, and so many more spoke like man and ate as man does. Humanity could not abide this. A few talking animals were a novelty, all of them were a threat. Humanity remembered when their beasts served as the infrastructure of a stoneage world, and now this? The war was brutal. No one knows who ruined the surface, but in the end survival lay in the sky. Gleaming steel pillars, the animals were banished below save for a few, and again they were the dogs. Time flows like a river, and history repeats. These jet setters were about to repeat their mistake with their new servitors, the robots.

  • @christianbontempo8859
    @christianbontempo8859 8 лет назад +179

    My minds telling me NOOO!!!
    But my Body, my body's telling me YYYEEEESSS!!!

  • @Triferus
    @Triferus 8 лет назад +78

    He has a flash back from the war...
    "Stains get away from there
    What are you doing private get away
    Stains come on man you'll die at this rate"
    *Explosion noise*
    "STAINS AWAY"

  • @Taihazu
    @Taihazu 10 лет назад +190

    he's seen some shit

  • @CpsLock3
    @CpsLock3 8 лет назад +18

    Doesn't approve of shock collars, approves of mental torment by cupcakes.

  • @momentocatartico1991
    @momentocatartico1991 8 лет назад +33

    Hello darkness my old friend

  • @jorgealonzo8535
    @jorgealonzo8535 10 лет назад +23

    All these years later and this still makes me laugh so hard it hurts.....

  • @BigBrotherMateyka
    @BigBrotherMateyka 9 лет назад +92

    The horror...
    *The horror.*

  • @BernardTheNecromance
    @BernardTheNecromance 10 лет назад +36

    I have seen the end. No one was spared, not even the cupcakes.

  • @bumblebree705
    @bumblebree705 15 лет назад +29

    That is both creepy and hilarious. I was dying of laughter when I saw that when watching this. I was with my cousins too, and the whole house was just filled with us laughing at the poor pup's expression. So HA-larious.

  • @BerserkerCompay3
    @BerserkerCompay3 11 лет назад +34

    Thousand-yard stare.

  • @euphoria842
    @euphoria842 10 лет назад +26

    Oh boy, he remembered that one fanfic....

  • @vivs005
    @vivs005 10 лет назад +34

    You made him remember Dogecaust.

  • @SoapMactavish0
    @SoapMactavish0 10 лет назад +111

    Am I the only one thinking about who would name their dog stains? XD

    • @TheNinjaOrc
      @TheNinjaOrc 10 лет назад +23

      ***** Or just saying "come stains, here boy, come here! Come stains!".

    • @czeineh
      @czeineh 9 лет назад +3

      Carlos Alcala Yeah, it's a pretty old joke. I'm guessing they named the dog with that in mind.

  • @oblivionmeister
    @oblivionmeister 14 лет назад +13

    The thousand yard stare is a reminder to us all that this dog has been through more than all of us combined. He served on the 101st in Vietnam. He has seen what they do there, the agent orange, the napalm, those VC's sneaking around planting mines and he has stared into the very face of death. Now, these cupcakes are what stand between him and the freedom of mind he needs. Such herculean tasks, all done by the mighty Stains, the dog. Live on, little feller, live on.

  • @hafabee
    @hafabee 9 лет назад +29

    Good grief haha, that poor dog! The cupcakes are absolute torment for him! And he's trying so hard to be good.

    • @ChristianPinnock-r9l
      @ChristianPinnock-r9l Год назад +1

      I can see drool and lots of it the poor lovable beast 0:33 😅

  • @Katamaricolby
    @Katamaricolby 10 лет назад +33

    Dog.exe has crashed...

  • @willy2775
    @willy2775 9 лет назад +15

    I remember stain I served with him in Vietnam he still get flashbacks to the time he served in Vietnam

  • @Mirrorise
    @Mirrorise 9 лет назад +18

    its like that dog has seen his entire family been slaughtered he is so traumatised

  • @Fatcarpetbagger
    @Fatcarpetbagger 15 лет назад +9

    This is seriously one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. That dog rules. The look on his face is priceless. Thank you Stains, wherever you are.

  • @Captain_Crayzay
    @Captain_Crayzay 8 лет назад +55

    I think "away" meant a lot more to the dog then she was telling us. Probably involving the handle of a toilet plunger if he disobeyed.

    • @vvvxt
      @vvvxt 11 месяцев назад +3

      .......uhhhhhh.....what?

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 6 месяцев назад +6

    0:24 It's amazing how much more normal he looks as soon as he sits down 😂

  • @petrifiedtoaster8572
    @petrifiedtoaster8572 4 месяца назад +2

    In that moment, Stains was transported to the jungles of Vietnam. Early 1971. He himself, a naive private with little to no hatred towards his fellow man. Stumbling upon a trap that cost his friends their lives and leaving him wounded and trapped for 6 days, he could only scream "AWAY" as the medics eventually found him and brought him to safety. Since his return, that day haunted him, and that word, traumatized him for the rest of his days. In that moment of being denied food by the trainer, he froze, and saw his buddies staring back him with soulless expressions. For Stains, the war never ended. He was never "away" from the fear.

  • @Kirbin24
    @Kirbin24 11 лет назад +64

    Stains has seen some shit...

  • @davocreative
    @davocreative 4 года назад +9

    *This dog knows something.*

  • @Sparrow9612
    @Sparrow9612 9 лет назад +15

    Stains.exe has stopped functioning. Insert cupcake into kibble drive to reboot.

  • @ang3lb3ar
    @ang3lb3ar 11 лет назад +21

    his eyes terrify me

  • @chickenflinger5002
    @chickenflinger5002 9 лет назад +34

    Vietnam was no fun and game, they stole my cupcakes man!! MY CUPCAKES!!!

  • @jimmystyx194
    @jimmystyx194 10 лет назад +17

    Look into those eyes. That dog has seen some shit.

  • @hainesbros555
    @hainesbros555 11 лет назад +14

    Realize he forgot to close the garage door.

  • @MrShabindigo
    @MrShabindigo 3 года назад +4

    @0:03 I thought the guy was sporting a Kodak Black doo til I realized that was the wall art behind him

  • @chasstewart6219
    @chasstewart6219 8 лет назад +14

    stain has been stained for life😓

  • @porkwilliam
    @porkwilliam 9 лет назад +188

    who the fuck calls their dog 'stains'?

    • @punkst3r
      @punkst3r 9 лет назад +93

      Pork William come stains! come stains!

    • @trouty42
      @trouty42 9 лет назад +5

      Bill Rye the Jewish guy I came for this comment. It's also why I looked down here in the comments.

    • @punkst3r
      @punkst3r 9 лет назад

      trouty42 I'm not surprised.

    • @jupiter9099
      @jupiter9099 9 лет назад

      Piss?

    • @gunterdak
      @gunterdak 9 лет назад +69

      Pork William Stains got his name from the blood stains on his fur after he killed 32 NVA soldiers in the battle of Ia Drang.

  • @edumont88
    @edumont88 7 лет назад +4

    The look on that dogs face just brings me to tears every time. Haha

  • @askmisscris
    @askmisscris 16 лет назад +5

    Stains was a great dog for that show. I laughed whenever they said his name or if we got a closeup of his adorable face!

  • @viannafin
    @viannafin 15 лет назад +7

    Hahahaha Stains' eyes are just hilarious when he's staring at the cupcakes! XD I didn't know a dog could have that much desperate desire in its eyes.

  • @icegirl71388
    @icegirl71388 16 лет назад +7

    Stains is hilarious! I almost busted a gut watching this episode. Victoria is cool, and Stains is just filled with personality. Congrats to Stains on his win on the show The Soup!

  • @EdgarPoe_Raven
    @EdgarPoe_Raven 7 месяцев назад +2

    "Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"

  • @laurenr1087
    @laurenr1087 10 лет назад +1

    Before I even knew this was on youtube or had virtually become a meme, I actually saw this episode, paused it and TOOK A PHOTO OF THE TV SCREEN.
    Old school.

  • @daweller
    @daweller 8 лет назад +9

    Just give the poor dog a damn cupcake :(

    • @daweller
      @daweller 8 лет назад +3

      *****
      Ya but just look at his cute face :(

    • @daweller
      @daweller 8 лет назад +1

      BLU Scout
      he's seen some shit, man.

    • @warlerker
      @warlerker 8 лет назад +4

      *"War changes people, **_Snake._**"*.

    • @MiamiPush2theLimit
      @MiamiPush2theLimit 7 лет назад

      daweller AWAY!!😠

  • @Sou1defiler
    @Sou1defiler 4 года назад +3

    that dog saw a glimpse of Hell and it was filled with cake being slowly taken away.

  • @pastramisandwich1222
    @pastramisandwich1222 9 лет назад +5

    For some reason I always thought the gif of this was from a Japanese game show.

  • @bulbasaurbrutal5137
    @bulbasaurbrutal5137 11 месяцев назад +2

    This dog beats every photograph of world war 1 soldiers I have ever seen in a thousand yard stare contest.

    • @Shimmiai
      @Shimmiai 11 месяцев назад +1

      😏

  • @itssoblatant
    @itssoblatant 12 лет назад +1

    If you stare into the Abyss long enough the Abyss stares back at you

  • @simsvideoshahaha
    @simsvideoshahaha 10 лет назад +12

    This is the true definition of food porn

  • @daniel.holbrook
    @daniel.holbrook Год назад +3

    Dog looks like Mitch McConnell rn
    Life imitates art

  • @RangerSparky73
    @RangerSparky73 8 лет назад +3

    those dog's eyes are staring into my soul and it's creeping me out

  • @Goofy-Affrimation
    @Goofy-Affrimation 5 месяцев назад +2

    “They hid in the trees…”

  • @Timothy1395
    @Timothy1395 2 месяца назад +2

    He had PTSD of The Cupcake Wars.

  • @RasMajnouni
    @RasMajnouni 8 лет назад +5

    "Stains, Stains come HERE now". "Come Stains".!

  • @WolfireGaming
    @WolfireGaming 8 лет назад +9

    "YOU'RE TRIGGERING ANOTHER DOG"

    • @topshotta4258
      @topshotta4258 8 лет назад +1

      "Private Stains, you have to go!"
      "You have to get out of here"!
      *Napalm bomb drops*
      "GET OUT STAINS! STAINS!"
      *Sniper shoots captain Bork*
      *Stains runs, safe but changed*

  • @AR-tj9qr
    @AR-tj9qr 8 лет назад +4

    I want to see the method she has used to teach

  • @TaccRaccoon
    @TaccRaccoon 4 года назад +2

    They named their dog stains, imagine what its like calling the dog over?
    "Come stains"

  • @teresasdollsvintagecollect3578
    @teresasdollsvintagecollect3578 10 месяцев назад +1

    I would have given that Beautiful dog a cupcake, how could anyone resist that adorable face and those lovely eyes. No cupcakes for the humans. And the name Staines should have been called Sky such a beautiful dog who definitely deserved a treat ❤❤❤

  • @Petrichorscreen
    @Petrichorscreen 11 лет назад +14

    the horror.....THE HORROR!

  • @makaylaplaskey2834
    @makaylaplaskey2834 8 лет назад +5

    what Breed or breed mix is that ... I want one...

    • @escabasket153
      @escabasket153 8 лет назад +6

      Australian Shepard

    • @makaylaplaskey2834
      @makaylaplaskey2834 8 лет назад +3

      Nexcion153 thank youuuu

    • @warlerker
      @warlerker 8 лет назад +8

      Watch out its notorious for its criminal past.

    • @warlerker
      @warlerker 8 лет назад +3

      It has a problemwith toads, specifically ones that are made out of candy cane, never shuts the fuck up about them.

  • @harlee4052
    @harlee4052 8 лет назад +4

    Bruh this fog must get Vietnam war flashbacks.

  • @SonicGlitchmaster1
    @SonicGlitchmaster1 Год назад +2

    Mitch McConnell when presented with a question:

  • @brazen_categories9755
    @brazen_categories9755 10 лет назад +1

    He's remembering when his friend fed him poison cupcakes. Not suprised he's so hesitant.

  • @fruityblack
    @fruityblack 16 лет назад +6

    Even though this video makes me laugh so hard I almost have a stroke the dog looks kinda creepy!!! But by far this has to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Hell I understand how poor Stains feels lol!! many times I have stood in front of a Bakery with the same look on my face.

  • @The_Ballo
    @The_Ballo 10 лет назад +3

    When did Frasier's maid get her own show?

  • @yaoihandsbbyoya5863
    @yaoihandsbbyoya5863 10 лет назад +5

    Me when I see cake.

  • @ninaschofield
    @ninaschofield 13 лет назад

    amazing. saw this on tv and had to see it again, seems I'm not the only one!

  • @samanthakuznik5007
    @samanthakuznik5007 5 лет назад +1

    That dog has seen things. Things the average human being can not comprehend.

  • @Rudylovesdaddy
    @Rudylovesdaddy 10 лет назад +3

    When I didnt know I had homework 😂

  • @noobhero78
    @noobhero78 10 лет назад +11

    Rome 2...

  • @andres1ar
    @andres1ar 8 лет назад +3

    dat music though...

  • @robotcow28
    @robotcow28 12 лет назад

    You comment almost literally killed me! I fell out of my chair laughing and couldn't stop for 10 minutes.... and was at the library, people thought I was insane.

  • @des01211
    @des01211 8 лет назад +2

    the Dog is Like "I just want a cupcake" 0:07

    • @daraj02
      @daraj02 8 лет назад +2

      He seen some shit in Nam, AND HIS SERVICE STILL HASEN'T BEEN RECOGNISED WITH A SINGLE FUCKING CUPCAKE

    • @des01211
      @des01211 8 лет назад +1

      lol

  • @amandakey2419
    @amandakey2419 8 лет назад +3

    the cupcakes has got the best of this dog

  • @Schwing97
    @Schwing97 9 лет назад +3

    Is this dog a warrior dog, why is everyone referring to Stains having ptsd??

    • @ArtificialMisery
      @ArtificialMisery 9 лет назад +7

      Ally A. it was a video made after this with adagio for strings playing while he had a 'vietnam flashback'

  • @Toke3164
    @Toke3164 9 лет назад +14

    Dogs before hoes everytime

  • @TwelvetreeZ
    @TwelvetreeZ 4 года назад +1

    They seriously, honestly, legitimately got a dog and called him... Stains

  • @goldenarri
    @goldenarri 10 месяцев назад +2

    His controller disconnected loll

  • @0IIIIII
    @0IIIIII 10 лет назад +1

    I've seen things, that neither man nor dog should ever have to see.

  • @torchixcgamingandmore9796
    @torchixcgamingandmore9796 4 года назад +2

    when the cursed devil summons the actual terrifying dog

  • @TheRocketJocky
    @TheRocketJocky 14 лет назад +1

    0:09 I felt a great disturbance in the Force... as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

  • @psyclonetheseahawk9261
    @psyclonetheseahawk9261 8 лет назад +2

    Stains.exe has stopped working...

  • @Zefo_No
    @Zefo_No 3 года назад +1

    Never noticed that Everyone in this clip went into a trance at that point.

  • @tonyreyes3780
    @tonyreyes3780 4 года назад +1

    Plot twist: the cupcakes are actually a window into the hell dimension from Event Horizon

  • @QINGCHARLES
    @QINGCHARLES Год назад +2

    Stains' cupcake obsession 🧁👀 is a powerful metaphor for human desires. We are all Stains, seeking our own cupcakes in life. His longing gaze is a testament to the power of desire 💔, a touching and cautionary tale. Each glance is a step towards personal enlightenment 🌅. His struggle is a reminder of our shared humanity 👥. In every glance at those cupcakes, we see a mirror of our own yearning for what we cannot have 😢. Truly, we are all dogs 🐶, and life is a table full of cupcakes 🧁. All hail our new overlord, Stains the Cupcake Canine! 🧁🐶👑

  • @gumdokim
    @gumdokim 8 лет назад +2

    When I first watched this vid several years ago...I thought the man's hair was spiked then I realized it was just the clock in back of him haha

  • @katherine3360
    @katherine3360 7 лет назад +1

    Poor dog, he wants the cupcakes so bad! Hahahaahaha I can't stop laughing at this

  • @hypnovike
    @hypnovike 6 лет назад +1

    MFW I realize how inherently meaningless all my decisions are up to this point in my life.