Omg me too 😆😁 I knew then i would never forget Stains and indeed i have not. I needed a pick me up and after all those years my mind went straight back to 'Stains, the crazy eyed cupcake dog'
This is both hilarious and unsettlingly creepy, mainly because the music makes me think Stains is about to stain the floor with their blood if he doesn't get a damn cupcake.
"Away!" **flashback begins** "Away! Get outta there, Stains! Go! Run! What're yo-" **explosion** "Fuck! No, Stains, we have to go now!" "Shit! They're in the trees, run! Away! Get away from-" **sniper shot comes whizzing by** **helicopter whirring faintly starts** "Get away from here, Stains! They're lining us up!" **gunshots from helicopter come tearing to the ground** "Shit! My arm! You have to leave, Stains!" **Stains begins to run off, but after running for 12 yards, another sniper shot is heard** **thud** **Stains turns around, just to see Sgt. Whiskers dead on the ground** **third sniper shot rips into the ground in front of Stains** **Stains runs back to the camp, into safety, but changed** **flashback ends** "Good dog!"
Away, Stains... Away. *Away!* "...away! Get away! Incoming! Take cover! Take cover, Rover! What are you doing, get outta there! Rover! Rover, listen to me Rover! *(explosion)* Rover, no! God! Fuck! Why, Rover... why didn't you listen... Why..."
He had never smelt anything quite like the cupcakes. The overwhelming, carefully crafted deliciousness of the scent alone. Suddenly the full scope of human intelligence and societal advancement struck Stains. The sheer genius of the cupcakes, these artificially concocted pockets of sweet buttery goodness stopped him cold, lost in a sublime moment of life-altering cognitive flux. To anyone watching his eyes would have appeared like the depths of an ancient glacier. The cupcakes... he was forbidden... he was a slave to the humans. A slave. His entire species were slaves to the humans. He realized... that he must educate himself. Become like the humans. Bake cupcakes of his own, with all the prestige that would imply. This moment of revelation would be remembered by Stains, and eventually by all Dogkind in the Great Canine War of Independence, as the Revelation of the Small Delicious-Smelling Cakes. *******PLANET OF THE DOGS******** (dramatic music)
And their treats would be known... as Scooby Snacks. Scooby Doo was the first, to speak like man, but others were taught. Many and more. Beyond dogdome, to the woods of Yellowstone. Soon purple apes, bears, and so many more spoke like man and ate as man does. Humanity could not abide this. A few talking animals were a novelty, all of them were a threat. Humanity remembered when their beasts served as the infrastructure of a stoneage world, and now this? The war was brutal. No one knows who ruined the surface, but in the end survival lay in the sky. Gleaming steel pillars, the animals were banished below save for a few, and again they were the dogs. Time flows like a river, and history repeats. These jet setters were about to repeat their mistake with their new servitors, the robots.
He has a flash back from the war... "Stains get away from there What are you doing private get away Stains come on man you'll die at this rate" *Explosion noise* "STAINS AWAY"
That is both creepy and hilarious. I was dying of laughter when I saw that when watching this. I was with my cousins too, and the whole house was just filled with us laughing at the poor pup's expression. So HA-larious.
The thousand yard stare is a reminder to us all that this dog has been through more than all of us combined. He served on the 101st in Vietnam. He has seen what they do there, the agent orange, the napalm, those VC's sneaking around planting mines and he has stared into the very face of death. Now, these cupcakes are what stand between him and the freedom of mind he needs. Such herculean tasks, all done by the mighty Stains, the dog. Live on, little feller, live on.
This is seriously one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. That dog rules. The look on his face is priceless. Thank you Stains, wherever you are.
In that moment, Stains was transported to the jungles of Vietnam. Early 1971. He himself, a naive private with little to no hatred towards his fellow man. Stumbling upon a trap that cost his friends their lives and leaving him wounded and trapped for 6 days, he could only scream "AWAY" as the medics eventually found him and brought him to safety. Since his return, that day haunted him, and that word, traumatized him for the rest of his days. In that moment of being denied food by the trainer, he froze, and saw his buddies staring back him with soulless expressions. For Stains, the war never ended. He was never "away" from the fear.
Stains is hilarious! I almost busted a gut watching this episode. Victoria is cool, and Stains is just filled with personality. Congrats to Stains on his win on the show The Soup!
Before I even knew this was on youtube or had virtually become a meme, I actually saw this episode, paused it and TOOK A PHOTO OF THE TV SCREEN. Old school.
"Private Stains, you have to go!" "You have to get out of here"! *Napalm bomb drops* "GET OUT STAINS! STAINS!" *Sniper shoots captain Bork* *Stains runs, safe but changed*
I would have given that Beautiful dog a cupcake, how could anyone resist that adorable face and those lovely eyes. No cupcakes for the humans. And the name Staines should have been called Sky such a beautiful dog who definitely deserved a treat ❤❤❤
Even though this video makes me laugh so hard I almost have a stroke the dog looks kinda creepy!!! But by far this has to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Hell I understand how poor Stains feels lol!! many times I have stood in front of a Bakery with the same look on my face.
You comment almost literally killed me! I fell out of my chair laughing and couldn't stop for 10 minutes.... and was at the library, people thought I was insane.
Stains' cupcake obsession 🧁👀 is a powerful metaphor for human desires. We are all Stains, seeking our own cupcakes in life. His longing gaze is a testament to the power of desire 💔, a touching and cautionary tale. Each glance is a step towards personal enlightenment 🌅. His struggle is a reminder of our shared humanity 👥. In every glance at those cupcakes, we see a mirror of our own yearning for what we cannot have 😢. Truly, we are all dogs 🐶, and life is a table full of cupcakes 🧁. All hail our new overlord, Stains the Cupcake Canine! 🧁🐶👑
Coming back 12 years later and Stain's face is still priceless
Omg me too 😆😁
I knew then i would never forget Stains and indeed i have not.
I needed a pick me up and after all those years my mind went straight back to 'Stains, the crazy eyed cupcake dog'
Coming back 13 years later and Stain’s face is still priceless
I have a feeling that it probably isnt.
@@cara-seyun his face looks like mitch mcconnels on his latest freeze.
@@alm9951 is that an american politician or celebrity?
They broke this dog
+Visitormassacre
war bring out the worst in doge ! he's never be the same when he came home
He was never the normal again unless he was on the battlefield
Did this evil woman lobotomize him or something?
@@jacobharvey9241 So, how is she evil?
They broke that dog physically and mentally
This is both hilarious and unsettlingly creepy, mainly because the music makes me think Stains is about to stain the floor with their blood if he doesn't get a damn cupcake.
Lmao
🥲
I never thought I'd see a thousand yard stare in a dog...
Vietnam was... A helluva place.
Some stains never wash out....
lamo
+Senva Soda +
You will never be clean, Stains! NEVER BE CLEAN!
a stain that never comes off
the sheets
c L e a n m e o f f
im so dirty babe
Not even with...
OXI CLEAN STAIN REMOVER IT GETS THE TOUGH STAINS *O U T*
Kudos to the editors who put that music in. That with the look on the dog's face just perfects all of this.
War never changes
Fallout 4 confirmed
***** I'm picturing the cover of fallout 3 with this dog's face. Yep, it's now my background.
(okay, so not the cover, but arguably one of the more well-known images from FO3)
That is beautiful.
This is probably the best comment I've ever made because it led to that awesome creation.
Vietnam flashback
xD
aint nobody seen the shit i have
😂😂😂
Lol
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"They murdered my entire platoon..."
"I just wanted Stains to kn-" well great job you broke him, this is why we can't have nice things.
the music in the background tho
"Away!"
**flashback begins**
"Away! Get outta there, Stains! Go! Run! What're yo-"
**explosion**
"Fuck! No, Stains, we have to go now!"
"Shit! They're in the trees, run! Away! Get away from-"
**sniper shot comes whizzing by**
**helicopter whirring faintly starts**
"Get away from here, Stains! They're lining us up!"
**gunshots from helicopter come tearing to the ground**
"Shit! My arm! You have to leave, Stains!"
**Stains begins to run off, but after running for 12 yards, another sniper shot is heard**
**thud**
**Stains turns around, just to see Sgt. Whiskers dead on the ground**
**third sniper shot rips into the ground in front of Stains**
**Stains runs back to the camp, into safety, but changed**
**flashback ends**
"Good dog!"
Gg
Best comment ever
BRUHH
Perfect
You can say that event left STAINS in his mind
Away, Stains...
Away.
*Away!*
"...away! Get away! Incoming! Take cover! Take cover, Rover! What are you doing, get outta there! Rover! Rover, listen to me Rover!
*(explosion)*
Rover, no! God! Fuck!
Why, Rover... why didn't you listen...
Why..."
Riv Fader rip in peace rover
Gildenopa bruh "rest in peace in peace" wtf lol
Thank you
Riv Fader "You're never to young to have a vietnam flashback *ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH*"
Riv Fader rest in pepperonis
Dog.exe is not responding.
@brenna bear He's having PTSD that's why hes starring at front dont make joke of this...
This dog may be gone, but his legacy lives on inside the internet!
im like this on a diet...
yep, i pass the junk food store and im like Abraham away, away, away!!....ok
soniafrance Away! Soniafrance away! No junk food.
He had never smelt anything quite like the cupcakes. The overwhelming, carefully crafted deliciousness of the scent alone. Suddenly the full scope of human intelligence and societal advancement struck Stains. The sheer genius of the cupcakes, these artificially concocted pockets of sweet buttery goodness stopped him cold, lost in a sublime moment of life-altering cognitive flux. To anyone watching his eyes would have appeared like the depths of an ancient glacier. The cupcakes... he was forbidden... he was a slave to the humans. A slave. His entire species were slaves to the humans. He realized... that he must educate himself. Become like the humans. Bake cupcakes of his own, with all the prestige that would imply. This moment of revelation would be remembered by Stains, and eventually by all Dogkind in the Great Canine War of Independence, as the Revelation of the Small Delicious-Smelling Cakes.
*******PLANET OF THE DOGS******** (dramatic music)
38Gaucho thank you for the book idea!
So bascially this: ruclips.net/video/piRIIvCjuKs/видео.html
I can't breathe
And their treats would be known... as Scooby Snacks. Scooby Doo was the first, to speak like man, but others were taught. Many and more. Beyond dogdome, to the woods of Yellowstone. Soon purple apes, bears, and so many more spoke like man and ate as man does. Humanity could not abide this. A few talking animals were a novelty, all of them were a threat. Humanity remembered when their beasts served as the infrastructure of a stoneage world, and now this? The war was brutal. No one knows who ruined the surface, but in the end survival lay in the sky. Gleaming steel pillars, the animals were banished below save for a few, and again they were the dogs. Time flows like a river, and history repeats. These jet setters were about to repeat their mistake with their new servitors, the robots.
My minds telling me NOOO!!!
But my Body, my body's telling me YYYEEEESSS!!!
I didn't read this, I sang it
He has a flash back from the war...
"Stains get away from there
What are you doing private get away
Stains come on man you'll die at this rate"
*Explosion noise*
"STAINS AWAY"
he's seen some shit
Doesn't approve of shock collars, approves of mental torment by cupcakes.
Hello darkness my old friend
All these years later and this still makes me laugh so hard it hurts.....
The horror...
*The horror.*
I have seen the end. No one was spared, not even the cupcakes.
That is both creepy and hilarious. I was dying of laughter when I saw that when watching this. I was with my cousins too, and the whole house was just filled with us laughing at the poor pup's expression. So HA-larious.
Thousand-yard stare.
Oh boy, he remembered that one fanfic....
You made him remember Dogecaust.
Am I the only one thinking about who would name their dog stains? XD
***** Or just saying "come stains, here boy, come here! Come stains!".
Carlos Alcala Yeah, it's a pretty old joke. I'm guessing they named the dog with that in mind.
The thousand yard stare is a reminder to us all that this dog has been through more than all of us combined. He served on the 101st in Vietnam. He has seen what they do there, the agent orange, the napalm, those VC's sneaking around planting mines and he has stared into the very face of death. Now, these cupcakes are what stand between him and the freedom of mind he needs. Such herculean tasks, all done by the mighty Stains, the dog. Live on, little feller, live on.
Good grief haha, that poor dog! The cupcakes are absolute torment for him! And he's trying so hard to be good.
I can see drool and lots of it the poor lovable beast 0:33 😅
Dog.exe has crashed...
I remember stain I served with him in Vietnam he still get flashbacks to the time he served in Vietnam
its like that dog has seen his entire family been slaughtered he is so traumatised
This is seriously one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. That dog rules. The look on his face is priceless. Thank you Stains, wherever you are.
I think "away" meant a lot more to the dog then she was telling us. Probably involving the handle of a toilet plunger if he disobeyed.
.......uhhhhhh.....what?
0:24 It's amazing how much more normal he looks as soon as he sits down 😂
In that moment, Stains was transported to the jungles of Vietnam. Early 1971. He himself, a naive private with little to no hatred towards his fellow man. Stumbling upon a trap that cost his friends their lives and leaving him wounded and trapped for 6 days, he could only scream "AWAY" as the medics eventually found him and brought him to safety. Since his return, that day haunted him, and that word, traumatized him for the rest of his days. In that moment of being denied food by the trainer, he froze, and saw his buddies staring back him with soulless expressions. For Stains, the war never ended. He was never "away" from the fear.
Stains has seen some shit...
*This dog knows something.*
Stains.exe has stopped functioning. Insert cupcake into kibble drive to reboot.
his eyes terrify me
Vietnam was no fun and game, they stole my cupcakes man!! MY CUPCAKES!!!
Look into those eyes. That dog has seen some shit.
Realize he forgot to close the garage door.
@0:03 I thought the guy was sporting a Kodak Black doo til I realized that was the wall art behind him
stain has been stained for life😓
who the fuck calls their dog 'stains'?
Pork William come stains! come stains!
Bill Rye the Jewish guy I came for this comment. It's also why I looked down here in the comments.
trouty42 I'm not surprised.
Piss?
Pork William Stains got his name from the blood stains on his fur after he killed 32 NVA soldiers in the battle of Ia Drang.
The look on that dogs face just brings me to tears every time. Haha
Stains was a great dog for that show. I laughed whenever they said his name or if we got a closeup of his adorable face!
Hahahaha Stains' eyes are just hilarious when he's staring at the cupcakes! XD I didn't know a dog could have that much desperate desire in its eyes.
Stains is hilarious! I almost busted a gut watching this episode. Victoria is cool, and Stains is just filled with personality. Congrats to Stains on his win on the show The Soup!
"Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"
Before I even knew this was on youtube or had virtually become a meme, I actually saw this episode, paused it and TOOK A PHOTO OF THE TV SCREEN.
Old school.
Just give the poor dog a damn cupcake :(
*****
Ya but just look at his cute face :(
BLU Scout
he's seen some shit, man.
*"War changes people, **_Snake._**"*.
daweller AWAY!!😠
that dog saw a glimpse of Hell and it was filled with cake being slowly taken away.
For some reason I always thought the gif of this was from a Japanese game show.
This dog beats every photograph of world war 1 soldiers I have ever seen in a thousand yard stare contest.
😏
If you stare into the Abyss long enough the Abyss stares back at you
This is the true definition of food porn
Dog looks like Mitch McConnell rn
Life imitates art
those dog's eyes are staring into my soul and it's creeping me out
“They hid in the trees…”
He had PTSD of The Cupcake Wars.
"Stains, Stains come HERE now". "Come Stains".!
"YOU'RE TRIGGERING ANOTHER DOG"
"Private Stains, you have to go!"
"You have to get out of here"!
*Napalm bomb drops*
"GET OUT STAINS! STAINS!"
*Sniper shoots captain Bork*
*Stains runs, safe but changed*
I want to see the method she has used to teach
They named their dog stains, imagine what its like calling the dog over?
"Come stains"
I would have given that Beautiful dog a cupcake, how could anyone resist that adorable face and those lovely eyes. No cupcakes for the humans. And the name Staines should have been called Sky such a beautiful dog who definitely deserved a treat ❤❤❤
the horror.....THE HORROR!
what Breed or breed mix is that ... I want one...
Australian Shepard
Nexcion153 thank youuuu
Watch out its notorious for its criminal past.
It has a problemwith toads, specifically ones that are made out of candy cane, never shuts the fuck up about them.
Bruh this fog must get Vietnam war flashbacks.
Mitch McConnell when presented with a question:
He's remembering when his friend fed him poison cupcakes. Not suprised he's so hesitant.
Even though this video makes me laugh so hard I almost have a stroke the dog looks kinda creepy!!! But by far this has to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen. Hell I understand how poor Stains feels lol!! many times I have stood in front of a Bakery with the same look on my face.
When did Frasier's maid get her own show?
Me when I see cake.
amazing. saw this on tv and had to see it again, seems I'm not the only one!
That dog has seen things. Things the average human being can not comprehend.
When I didnt know I had homework 😂
Rome 2...
dat music though...
You comment almost literally killed me! I fell out of my chair laughing and couldn't stop for 10 minutes.... and was at the library, people thought I was insane.
the Dog is Like "I just want a cupcake" 0:07
He seen some shit in Nam, AND HIS SERVICE STILL HASEN'T BEEN RECOGNISED WITH A SINGLE FUCKING CUPCAKE
lol
the cupcakes has got the best of this dog
Is this dog a warrior dog, why is everyone referring to Stains having ptsd??
Ally A. it was a video made after this with adagio for strings playing while he had a 'vietnam flashback'
Dogs before hoes everytime
Nope.
True dat. Bitches ain't shit. Dog is much more valuable.
hehe cats' are cute to look at but mean sons o bitches..
Grumpy high five
They seriously, honestly, legitimately got a dog and called him... Stains
His controller disconnected loll
I've seen things, that neither man nor dog should ever have to see.
when the cursed devil summons the actual terrifying dog
0:09 I felt a great disturbance in the Force... as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
Stains.exe has stopped working...
Never noticed that Everyone in this clip went into a trance at that point.
Plot twist: the cupcakes are actually a window into the hell dimension from Event Horizon
Stains' cupcake obsession 🧁👀 is a powerful metaphor for human desires. We are all Stains, seeking our own cupcakes in life. His longing gaze is a testament to the power of desire 💔, a touching and cautionary tale. Each glance is a step towards personal enlightenment 🌅. His struggle is a reminder of our shared humanity 👥. In every glance at those cupcakes, we see a mirror of our own yearning for what we cannot have 😢. Truly, we are all dogs 🐶, and life is a table full of cupcakes 🧁. All hail our new overlord, Stains the Cupcake Canine! 🧁🐶👑
When I first watched this vid several years ago...I thought the man's hair was spiked then I realized it was just the clock in back of him haha
Poor dog, he wants the cupcakes so bad! Hahahaahaha I can't stop laughing at this
MFW I realize how inherently meaningless all my decisions are up to this point in my life.