“But you can just do it from your phone right here, right now.” “My battery is at 15%, and if personal history is any indicator of the future, there will be multiple failures in the process, causing the phone to die just two seconds before I was to tap the ‘make payment’ button.”
I remember when we first got mics on our Ps3 and my older brother had the mic and would just call everyone “f*****” until we got kicked out of every game. Yea had to enjoy that one without him in the room 😂😂😂😂
Patrick Bateman was never supposed to be a relatable or agreeable character. Now I have to spend the rest of the day psychoanalyzing myself to make sure I haven't gone insane.
Actually, collectively, we have. It's very hard to argue that any of us are sane anymore. The few that are don't use technology and live their lives out near nature.
Bret Easton Ellis admitted in recent years that a bit of him is in Bateman. Ellis was frustrated with the shallow social conformity around him, so much so that he started to dislike himself.
@@mordie31bruh, you're equating 'now' because of technology and 'socIal mEdIA' as if it's never been the same since the dawn of the Human existence... now we have contrived concepts such as 'morality' and equating Humanity to being a 'Good' thing to be deemed as which goes for terms such as 'Humane' to equate it towards something 'moral' with positive and righteous intent when compared to 'immoral' then it's set to create a moral high ground to those who are deemed not fit for the 'social norm' that surrounded around Morality, even though that's all a BS modern narrative that was derived from trying to separate and differentiate from those who are deemed 'different' to the social norm and how Humanity cannot be this way despite that goes against the 'nature' aspect of it which is where 'change' comes along as it contradicts with 'nature' itself...
Not agreeable, yes. But he WAS meant to be relatable in a way. I can’t believe I’m explaining this, but the film was an allegory of modern American society
@@deaconschwarber5142 No you can't. AI is policing games, including GTA V on console, now. If it decides you are being 'toxic' you will be banned, by a machine. Your entire existence is following the herd in a performative act. In the end, you might be the most Bateman of all of us.
@@deaconschwarber5142 Nah. OG Bateman was apart of superficial corporate culture existing as a hollow shell going through the motions to put on an image. Now *everyone* is apart of an superficial culture. No more critical thinking. No more disagreement with the tribes. They do all that for you, or at least, you have to pretend. But down deep most of the people pretending, probably even the people freaking out in these comments, are hollow husks. Everyone is Patrick Bateman, now, one way or another.
@@BlazingOwnager so you're agreeing with me? It's the same idea of modern culture,.of putting up toxic images to get up the fake social ladder. Everyone's been part of it for decades, why do you think a character like Bateman was even created? Because people were already going through that stuff.
I think you can even go as far as to say that Bateman would be an influencer in 2023. He’s literally the influence blue print (morning routines, “fake” social activism, materialism, everything being aesthetically pleasing). Bateman was the first influencer.
It really is. This might have been a comedy sketch but it's honestly a template for the perfect reboot. No one really IDENTIFIED with Bateman in the original. But now.. now this is most of America.
@deaconschwarber5142 Anytime someone says "you shouldn't be allowed," I automatically know u ignorant, so thanks for confirming your ignorance. Go to China bro. Ull fit in there.
@@johnanon658 Asterisk "in his way" lol. Translation: wait for something slightly related to happen, and find a way to attribute it to what you believe.
@@jmsessn Ah, but this is Patrick Zoomman, with little to no knowledge of investment or financing because his father never taught him anything, and everything he knows is gleaned from youtube shorts and forums
“I make sure to update myself regularly on whatever trending topics I am required to have an opinion about, and proceed to choose the opinion that my peers would most likely agree with, although I know almost nothing about it, as I lack the motivation or self-discipline to read anything more than headlines before making my conclusions.”
“Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.” Damn he was this guy back in the 80s too just without social media lol
@@deaconschwarber5142 Signal harder, signal into the sun, nobody will care in the end. I'd quote Butcher instead, but, I'm sure youtube would block that comment.
This video has opened me up to the fact that thinking deeply after putting my phone away and trying to fall asleep but failing is actually a good thing and I can finally take the time to meditate my life and the choices I've taken
This legit reads like the novel. I always wanted see what a Modern Bateman would be like and this is the best example of that. Evening the ending feels like something Bret Easton Ellis would write. Like that one chapter where Bateman was on a drug bender and the chapter just abruptly ends
@@badbot223 It’s the most gruesome and disgusting book I have ever read, but also the funniest! I love his drug-induced ramblings and the way he constantly humiliates himself (nose bleed scene, coffee cup, and the entirety of “A Thursday in August” the aforementioned drug bender chapter).
A roller-coaster of emotions. Had me laughing hard, but also reflecting on some sad parts. "The nihilism I have internalised reminds me that nothing really matters anyway thus allowing me to rationalise these objectively bad lifestyle choices"
@BigJacques69 pick up a book and read! That’s what humans have done for the past 2000 years. You can still use socials as a tool. I personally still use snap only for FAMILY, and Twitter is my diary.
I deleted them at 14. I'm now 24. I don't understand how people can be on those things lol. They either make you feel inadequate or turn you into a narcissist who's life revolves around admiration from people who don't care about your life at all because they are focused on their own.
In American Psycho, Patrick knows he is empty and surrounds himself with superficial things he thinks give meaning to other people, then wonders why he does not also find meaning in them. He has no capacity for feeling anything, but is intelligent enough to know he needs to connect with something, but because he doesn't feel he doesn't realise he won't be satisfied with shallow pursuits. I don't think this video is about the same thing, it seems to use Patrick Bateman as some kind of relatable everyman, when the whole point of American Psycho is that he isn't, he is like an alien trying to understand what makes humans tick. Most people reading this have both intellect AND the capacity to feel. In conclusion, yes social media is fucked, but just because you relate to the sentiments in this video does not mean you are Patrick Bateman.
@gie51917 Whiplash was pretty good, at least as a musician. The message was weird though. "Work yourself to the bone to become great so you can die young and your teacher feels vindicated for his illegal teaching practices."
@@mickmockedmack "while he (i.e. the teacher) plays the most generic, NPC jazz in a club because, after all, it's a Hollywood flick. I'm a musician, too. Chazelle obviously isn't. But hey, if you enjoyed Whiplash, that's fine with me :)
It's more tragic than the original, too, regarding how much of a personality shift he'd outwardly have to achieve, to jump through all the illogical hoops of today.
Very good but there is no way Bateman would order a caramel Frappuccino, he was already obsessed with his body in the eighties, imagine how competitive he would be in today’s society of image obsessed men.
I love fact she hates him for the colour of his skin but she is also a white person. Literally half of americas population for the last 5 or 6 years in a nutshell.
In the card scenes, instead of showing off the cards, it would be showing off cell phones, with Patrick having the iPhone 15 Pro and Paul Allen having the iPhone 15 Pro Max.
The character of Patrick Bateman was never supposed to be relatable or agreeable. However, when dropped in the setting of 2024 America he seems to be one of the most sane people there.
The bit about the endless notifications and how repetitive the whole thing is reminds me too much about myself and the lifestyle I currently lead. I have been suffering from a Reddit-RUclips addiction for a while now. I actively despise the former website and the latter does not entertain me much anymore, yet I still overuse both each day for no reason other than habit. Thanks for posting this video. It's very well made and funny, and I relate to it enough that I think I can finally be motivated to make some changes in my life.
just quit. Literally delete your account and block the website. Like just stop it's not heroin my guy just turn off the PC, delete the app, remove your browser. Took me ten seconds to quit reddit, literally hours of time on the site to absolutely nothing overnight. Good riddance, amazing decision, i'll never have to listen to racist piss-drinkers telling me some bullshit they read in the guardian last week.
Same. Although for me it's no longer Reddit. Mostly I just use it for porn. I also e-rp a lot. But same for RUclips. I installed a time tracker several years ago and seeing the thousands of hours racked up is just depressing.
“I'll have my usual,” I say in a tone so friendly that it borders on passive aggressive, “oh, and I'll have it, eh, skinny,” I continue, making sure that I look her dead in the eye when I say the word skinny.
The fact that many men look up to a serial killer shows just how right this movie was in analysis of what men need, to be not just a cog in the machine to have purpouse, to be free from the limitations of the superficial superimposed irrational public perseption of him, designed by the habittus ,which subconciousely controlls our every move
@@parasitesundinism You can't compare a sculptor and a CNC machinist, but you still need someone who knows what they're doing to get good results out of a CNC machine.
from my personal experiences, it does seem as if, the food we eat, can impact our mental health. and one example of this, is lately, i have been eating less, but feeling better. and certain foods make me feel worse, and other certain foods make me feel energized. oh forgot to say. a healthy body, a healthy mind. the worse your body feels, the worse you feel. and vise versa.
Well yes too many carbs overload your insulin levels and make you feel groggy. Also I think certain seed oils like canola oil do similar things as well.
Cool it with the Anti-Boomer remarks!
Proboomer remarks are pro terrorism.
I have to return some Skibidi Toilet video tapes.
It's funny cuz I think most of the people that it would be correct to apply the generation Boomer tu are already gone from this world.
Just how many discords are you on?
Thank you sir.
I am utterly terrified at how accurate this sounds...
You need to get out more.
@@ryanreedgibsonwhat?
I feel the same, though only 25% of it is actually accurate
Dying with the NFT part 😂
@@ryanreedgibsonme too…
Patrick where are you going?
“I have to renew my streaming service”
Renewing this subscription service has meant nothing.
LMAOO
I have to go touch grass.
“But you can just do it from your phone right here, right now.”
“My battery is at 15%, and if personal history is any indicator of the future, there will be multiple failures in the process, causing the phone to die just two seconds before I was to tap the ‘make payment’ button.”
I have to go charge my phone.
"After I get banned from the murder simulator for too many bad words." We used to be a society...
@LeaveChildrenAlone83 dont ask me how but i knew you'd be on an American Psycho video
I remember when we first got mics on our Ps3 and my older brother had the mic and would just call everyone “f*****” until we got kicked out of every game.
Yea had to enjoy that one without him in the room 😂😂😂😂
@LeaveChildrenAlone83 nah what is that pfp
@LeaveChildrenAlone83 what?
@LeaveChildrenAlone83 nah bro I think you should take ur pills cuz wtf are these crazy conspiracy theories
Patrick Bateman was never supposed to be a relatable or agreeable character. Now I have to spend the rest of the day psychoanalyzing myself to make sure I haven't gone insane.
Actually, collectively, we have. It's very hard to argue that any of us are sane anymore. The few that are don't use technology and live their lives out near nature.
@mordie31 Frighteningly accurate.
Bret Easton Ellis admitted in recent years that a bit of him is in Bateman. Ellis was frustrated with the shallow social conformity around him, so much so that he started to dislike himself.
@@mordie31bruh, you're equating 'now' because of technology and 'socIal mEdIA' as if it's never been the same since the dawn of the Human existence...
now we have contrived concepts such as 'morality' and equating Humanity to being a 'Good' thing to be deemed as which goes for terms such as 'Humane' to equate it towards something 'moral' with positive and righteous intent when compared to 'immoral' then it's set to create a moral high ground to those who are deemed not fit for the 'social norm' that surrounded around Morality, even though that's all a BS modern narrative that was derived from trying to separate and differentiate from those who are deemed 'different' to the social norm and how Humanity cannot be this way despite that goes against the 'nature' aspect of it which is where 'change' comes along as it contradicts with 'nature' itself...
Not agreeable, yes. But he WAS meant to be relatable in a way. I can’t believe I’m explaining this, but the film was an allegory of modern American society
Impressive, now let's see Paul Allen's pronouns.
Ohio grammar lol
😂
I think he would purely symbolically use he/they or he/him, so that he could put them on his carrd.
This is too clever!!
Yes, let's see.
"New card, what do you think?" *Patrick Bateman, he/him*
lol
“It’s very cool Bateman, but that’s nothing.” *David Van Patten, they/he, genderqueer, heterospecial*
@@angelbotagi *Jealous stare* Nice...
@@alexhanson449let's see Paul Allen's gender identity
@@angelbotagiheterospecial. Losing my fucking MIND laughing
This should be a series of its own
It IS a series. Every episode is a day, and every day is the same. For more episodes, rewatch the video
@@BIG_CHEESE_MAKE_MEthe only difference between each day is him becoming a millionaire and losing everything from crypto 💀
@@BIG_CHEESE_MAKE_MEdamn that’s creepy
Getting banned from a murder simulator for using bad words is just the perfect metaphor for online culture
I think everyone loved that part
I think is important to note it's a virtual murder simulator and you can still say bad words. Also that not a metaphor
@@deaconschwarber5142 No you can't. AI is policing games, including GTA V on console, now. If it decides you are being 'toxic' you will be banned, by a machine.
Your entire existence is following the herd in a performative act. In the end, you might be the most Bateman of all of us.
@@deaconschwarber5142 it is a metaphor, and you completely missed it
@@kroolini3678 if it is a metaphor what is it comparing to?
2023 bateman is actually a more tragic figure than og bateman
Do you have a nail in your brain because you have to be lobotomized to actually think that
@@deaconschwarber5142 Nah. OG Bateman was apart of superficial corporate culture existing as a hollow shell going through the motions to put on an image.
Now *everyone* is apart of an superficial culture. No more critical thinking. No more disagreement with the tribes. They do all that for you, or at least, you have to pretend. But down deep most of the people pretending, probably even the people freaking out in these comments, are hollow husks. Everyone is Patrick Bateman, now, one way or another.
@@BlazingOwnager so you're agreeing with me? It's the same idea of modern culture,.of putting up toxic images to get up the fake social ladder. Everyone's been part of it for decades, why do you think a character like Bateman was even created? Because people were already going through that stuff.
Agreed, it’s inaccurate representation. Fun though
@schwarber5142 The original one is rich, this one is most likely broke
I think you can even go as far as to say that Bateman would be an influencer in 2023. He’s literally the influence blue print (morning routines, “fake” social activism, materialism, everything being aesthetically pleasing). Bateman was the first influencer.
This is literally scarier than the original American Psycho
It really is. This might have been a comedy sketch but it's honestly a template for the perfect reboot.
No one really IDENTIFIED with Bateman in the original. But now.. now this is most of America.
@@BlazingOwnagerpeople eat soy, invest in crypto, like saying slurs in GTA, and think like psycho paths? Do you go outside
You shouldn't be allowed to have an opinion on the original tbh
@@deaconschwarber5142 And... why is that?
@deaconschwarber5142 Anytime someone says "you shouldn't be allowed," I automatically know u ignorant, so thanks for confirming your ignorance. Go to China bro. Ull fit in there.
Defining a generation with this one, Phoxotic.
You seem like an incel
Have you been outside before?
@@deaconschwarber5142 I'll have mine...SKINNY.
@@grugnotice7746 I'll take that as a no
@@deaconschwarber5142 Nobody cares, except when it's funny to abuse you.
"I can't believe that Bryce perfers Van Patten's skibidi to my rizz."
Good god
what's skibidi?
Did you just speak demon?
@@sebmeister67stupid toilet thing
“Let’s see Paul Allen’s gyatt”
"And although you can send me a text, and have data communicating with other data; I'am simply not there......"
This is absolutely amazing. Everything was perfect. Why is this not at millions of views
The sheeple be controlled by the youtube, that’s why 😢
@@DakotaDogProductionsAk83>sheeple
Oh my reddit…
For real, the maker of this video did a great job
"After getting banned from the murder simulator for using too many bad words" 😂
Relatable
i mean it's really accurate
He was literally me.
Now I'm literally him.
But only figuratively.
Sure😅
These words are incomprehensible to lovers of consumption
Look I think you would be a complete loser if you actually think this.
Not "literally". Lol Tell me you're a kid without telling me you're a kid.
"My Nihilism rationalizes my bad choices"
This hit me hard for some reason.
I feel attacked, lol. Seriously, tho, op, call out to Jesus. See if He doesnt answer, in His way…
Buddha loves those that love others my friend
@@mrnice7570 well he won't love me then
@@johnanon658
Asterisk "in his way" lol. Translation: wait for something slightly related to happen, and find a way to attribute it to what you believe.
He knows what he's doing
"back when dyed hair indicated an interest in skateboarding, not a mental illness" LOL
True
Lmao right when he said that I saw your comment
It’s fucking true tho
Heh yeah. Nowadays the weird obssession over other people's hair color seems to be the real mental illness.
@@ParanoidParkProject Nah, just pattern recognition lmao
LinkedIn is the new business card flashing.
He looks not just like Patrick Bateman, but also as a Norman Bates😂
Yea, i see that too)
In Starbucks especially
He morphed into a Norman Bates/Ted Bundy, Patrick Bateman hybrid
YO I WAS THINKING EXACTLY THE SAME THING
And Jim carrey
"Who would have thought that an asset with an infinite supply would lose value like that?"
whereas the original bateman being one hell of an expert of the investment markets would have known that the exact opposite of this statement is true
@@jmsessn Ah, but this is Patrick Zoomman, with little to no knowledge of investment or financing because his father never taught him anything, and everything he knows is gleaned from youtube shorts and forums
@@Theevil6ify ahhh, fair enough 😄
inflation be like:
Buy BTC only. All others are infinite, and scams.
The doc went from making memes to documentaries.
Patrick Bateman has been mewing since 1985, no wonder he looks so good
2:01 "After getting banned from the murder simulator for using too many bad words." Damn man... too accurate!
😅
What I love is that it seems like you’ve genuinely read the book based on these descriptions and what he says to people he describes as lesser
I read the book a couple of years ago. It was a one and done for me. Let's just say the movie is toned WAY down compared to the book.
@@doomsdayatroosevelt oh definitely, and I love the movie too
I initially thought it was a reworded segment from the actual book
This is ai can't you tell lol
@@namansawhney9013the script is not lol
Thanks!
Thank you for helping make more of these!
Dude you're a freakin legend!!
Did you make it out the hood or smth
Did you write this?
@@Pashaok.I mean it's not like $100 is alot lol 💀
“I make sure to update myself regularly on whatever trending topics I am required to have an opinion about, and proceed to choose the opinion that my peers would most likely agree with, although I know almost nothing about it, as I lack the motivation or self-discipline to read anything more than headlines before making my conclusions.”
“Well, we have to end apartheid for one. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.”
Damn he was this guy back in the 80s too just without social media lol
@@SOBEKCrocodileGodvery true! I've always thought this ❤😊
Patrick Batemans cadence, but not his personality. Hahaha
@@ladystardust1483 you're being sarcastic
The way it went full circle at the end to show how repetitive his life is was chef’s kiss
The fact that it went in a circle is so perfect.
"I didn't know blue whales could survive out of water" 😂
Ong 💀
Bro murdered her blood line with that one
@@skyr4tMusic She most likely murdered her own bloodline way before that
That's where I fell out 💀💀💀☠️
😂 Need halp
Where are the Japanese whale hunters when we need them?
This was... the scariest video I've ever seen in my life... and it's all true. We are all American Psychos.
Welcome. We're one big happy family over here.
And yet we’re much more sane than everyone else out there
Who’s we
He said it! He said the thing!
@@ryangreene270really?
The artwork, the music, the voice, the script...all perfect! Props to the creator! I'd watch a whole movie if he made it
there were multiple moments when the art had improper anatomy
@@CrazyGamer1541 the art is ai
CrazyGamer1541 the script is also written by LLM like ChatGPT
"If HE made it" ahh clever
No need to watch a movie bud. You’re living it! We all are😔
I sent this to an older coworker and he responded:
"When the original American Psycho becomes quaint, we have entered darker times."
“Something wrong Patrick? You’re not mewing.”
That Generational Tribalism line, fucked me up. 😭🤣
Very accurate.
“It was perfect.” - Homelander
I don't you should be quoting a character that's literally a white supremacist
@@deaconschwarber5142 Signal harder, signal into the sun, nobody will care in the end.
I'd quote Butcher instead, but, I'm sure youtube would block that comment.
@@deaconschwarber5142 Your ideology is basically stupid. Also being white is better
@@deaconschwarber5142
Cute bot.
This doesn't even looks like a parody, is just too good.
0:18 The 6 digit hand looks so unsettling.
“I began to keep a journal”
This video has opened me up to the fact that thinking deeply after putting my phone away and trying to fall asleep but failing is actually a good thing and I can finally take the time to meditate my life and the choices I've taken
This legit reads like the novel. I always wanted see what a Modern Bateman would be like and this is the best example of that.
Evening the ending feels like something Bret Easton Ellis would write. Like that one chapter where Bateman was on a drug bender and the chapter just abruptly ends
That book is sick. I mean SICK.
The movie looks like an episode of "The office" compared to the book.
Which chapter, I feel like there was several of those 😭
@@badbot223 oh absolutely. The book makes the movie look like a toddler show by comparison, it’s that bad
@@badbot223 It’s the most gruesome and disgusting book I have ever read, but also the funniest! I love his drug-induced ramblings and the way he constantly humiliates himself (nose bleed scene, coffee cup, and the entirety of “A Thursday in August” the aforementioned drug bender chapter).
@@DumbFuckStudios A lot of detail can be lost from a book to a film. Jurassic Park went that way as well.
Let's see Paul Alan's Memes.
NFT *
Big Chungus, the tasteful thickness of it
Ah yes, Paul "Alan"
@@TopicalEssaywas “alan” a jew trying to pass?
I've heard that the writer of the book would have set it in Silicon Valley if he wrote it today. This is a very interesting take.
A roller-coaster of emotions. Had me laughing hard, but also reflecting on some sad parts. "The nihilism I have internalised reminds me that nothing really matters anyway thus allowing me to rationalise these objectively bad lifestyle choices"
Just like the actual American psycho
Just noticed that Bateman and Batman are only one letter apart from each other
He also kills the guy who plays the Joker in the movie
The Zoomer Psycho is dangerously accurate 😳
Holy shit. This video was super well done and uncanny. You nailed this one, dude. Definitely left me with some food for thought.
It starts with deleting all socials. Escape.
@BigJacques69 pick up a book and read! That’s what humans have done for the past 2000 years.
You can still use socials as a tool. I personally still use snap only for FAMILY, and Twitter is my diary.
@BigJacques69 just delete them all and after a week or two you will never want to go back
I deleted them at 14. I'm now 24. I don't understand how people can be on those things lol. They either make you feel inadequate or turn you into a narcissist who's life revolves around admiration from people who don't care about your life at all because they are focused on their own.
In American Psycho, Patrick knows he is empty and surrounds himself with superficial things he thinks give meaning to other people, then wonders why he does not also find meaning in them. He has no capacity for feeling anything, but is intelligent enough to know he needs to connect with something, but because he doesn't feel he doesn't realise he won't be satisfied with shallow pursuits.
I don't think this video is about the same thing, it seems to use Patrick Bateman as some kind of relatable everyman, when the whole point of American Psycho is that he isn't, he is like an alien trying to understand what makes humans tick. Most people reading this have both intellect AND the capacity to feel.
In conclusion, yes social media is fucked, but just because you relate to the sentiments in this video does not mean you are Patrick Bateman.
I think this video is making fun of the "sigma male" types that relate to this kind of character. At least I hope so 😅
A full movie from this would be amazing
nah just watch Whiplash
@@donkeykongisbetterthanmari7495 Whiplash is not that good.
@@gie51917 The court finds you guilty of heresy. You are hereby sentenced to eating a Popeyes biscuit with no bev.
@gie51917 Whiplash was pretty good, at least as a musician. The message was weird though. "Work yourself to the bone to become great so you can die young and your teacher feels vindicated for his illegal teaching practices."
@@mickmockedmack "while he (i.e. the teacher) plays the most generic, NPC jazz in a club because, after all, it's a Hollywood flick.
I'm a musician, too. Chazelle obviously isn't. But hey, if you enjoyed Whiplash, that's fine with me :)
This is hilarious and a believable interpretation of what America Psycho would be today
It's more tragic than the original, too, regarding how much of a personality shift he'd outwardly have to achieve, to jump through all the illogical hoops of today.
Actual fucking masterpiece holy shit, this is 100% gonna blow up
"I didn't realize Blue Whales could survive out of water" 💀💀💀
Omg me 2 cuz
1 minute in absolutely nails the hypocrisy of being against racism and sexism while being a racist and sexist.
The realism is frightening.
Wow. On point and perfectly executed.
This is gold. Pure gold.
Definitely scarily accurate how he portrayed society in the video
this is literally the best youtube video ive seen in a year
Very good but there is no way Bateman would order a caramel Frappuccino, he was already obsessed with his body in the eighties, imagine how competitive he would be in today’s society of image obsessed men.
Agree
Impressive, very nice. Let’s see Paul Allens version.
0:17
Hand with 6 fingers out of nowhere...
Probably ai generated.
Let's see Paul Allen's fingers...
@@tommymurphy459😂
1:00 Pure gold
Lmao what incel made this
It is so spot on it hurts lol
I love fact she hates him for the colour of his skin but she is also a white person. Literally half of americas population for the last 5 or 6 years in a nutshell.
This, unlike the original American Psycho, did provide a catharsis. Thank you
In all fairness, it might have provided catharsis back in the 80’s. Very far removed from our tech-crazy time now.
"I didn't realize blue whales could survive outside water." Words to live by.
No joke here , just a masterpiece 😢👏👏👏👏❤️
Agree. Just kinda scarily on point.
@@johnnysteelalpha7713 exactly
Terrifying, beautiful, razor sharp, and true. This is art.
Bro! How does this not have a million views? That was really cool man! Pure art!
In the card scenes, instead of showing off the cards, it would be showing off cell phones, with Patrick having the iPhone 15 Pro and Paul Allen having the iPhone 15 Pro Max.
There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's soyjak is depicting me, and is obviously more gemmy than mine.
sounds like a monday
i read it as monkey , although i didn’t hesitate..
1:05 The way Patrick is looking at her like: "Seriously?"
Hilarious.
Another masterpiece
1:35 That's the Patrick we didn't think we wanted, but we needed..
My man started a new life. 🗿
"I want to fit in."
1:13 - LMFAO.
Now this is some of your best work
The character of Patrick Bateman was never supposed to be relatable or agreeable. However, when dropped in the setting of 2024 America he seems to be one of the most sane people there.
The other people in the original were crazy too, never noticing how fucked up he was I mean
Nah he’s definitely still the butt of the joke here too lol.
Now, lets see how Paul Allen's day goes.
2:42 bro is literally me for this line 💀💀
Let’s see Paul Allen in 2023
What's wrong Patrick,you're sweating?
Your retweet was sufficient, Luis.
@@joesamson26 patrick your sweating?
@@joesamson26 haaha
This is exactly where Patrick Bateman became American Psycho
How did I not know about this channel? This is AMAZING! Extremely well done!! Thank you
Haha brilliant! I think you could make this a series!
"'Good', I think to myself."
Maniac
This is the best video i saw on youtube
Well done mate
The bit about the endless notifications and how repetitive the whole thing is reminds me too much about myself and the lifestyle I currently lead.
I have been suffering from a Reddit-RUclips addiction for a while now. I actively despise the former website and the latter does not entertain me much anymore, yet I still overuse both each day for no reason other than habit.
Thanks for posting this video. It's very well made and funny, and I relate to it enough that I think I can finally be motivated to make some changes in my life.
Dont worry man, i believe you can make It out of this cycle one day
Not trying to be the self promoting guy in the comments but I made a youtube channel about overcoming my youtube addiction, it could help
Let's put the phone down together gentlemen we can be better than this
just quit. Literally delete your account and block the website.
Like just stop it's not heroin my guy just turn off the PC, delete the app, remove your browser. Took me ten seconds to quit reddit, literally hours of time on the site to absolutely nothing overnight. Good riddance, amazing decision, i'll never have to listen to racist piss-drinkers telling me some bullshit they read in the guardian last week.
Same. Although for me it's no longer Reddit. Mostly I just use it for porn. I also e-rp a lot. But same for RUclips. I installed a time tracker several years ago and seeing the thousands of hours racked up is just depressing.
“I'll have my usual,” I say in a tone so friendly that it borders on passive aggressive, “oh, and I'll have it, eh, skinny,” I continue, making sure that I look her dead in the eye when I say the word skinny.
I would LOVE to have Christian Bale revisit this exact script in a sketch.
Hopefully he sets up a cameo lol
This is hilarious lmao! Would love to see a full movie modern remake
you misspelled terrifying
@@Der.Soldat It was a joke lol, they meant that its terrifying, not hilarious (its both!)
@@music0cool ohh okay! Lol
“Is that all you have to contribute van patten? WHAT ABOUT FUCKING FORTNIGHT?”
Ha! Love the homage😂😂😂😂
being one of if not my favorite movie this was just amazing, thank you
The fact that many men look up to a serial killer shows just how right this movie was in analysis of what men need, to be not just a cog in the machine to have purpouse, to be free from the limitations of the superficial superimposed irrational public perseption of him, designed by the habittus ,which subconciousely controlls our every move
For real. It's really cringe that people think it's a good thing that they relate to such a miserable fictional character.
This is horrifyingly accurate, I love it. Thank you for creating!
this is literally deeper than just a American psycho parody
both this and the film were satire of a vapid society, it is indeed deep.
@@boop004 right but you put a lot of effort into recreating the deepness of american psycho
and you did a good job
The AI art is absolutely terrific. Proof that it's a phenomenal tool in the hands of a skilled person
Skilled?
@@parasitesundinism You can't compare a sculptor and a CNC machinist, but you still need someone who knows what they're doing to get good results out of a CNC machine.
What skill?
RIP Dorsia😢
He can try and get a reservation at French laundry now
You made a relatable character more relatable
from my personal experiences, it does seem as if, the food we eat, can impact our mental health. and one example of this, is lately, i have been eating less, but feeling better. and certain foods make me feel worse, and other certain foods make me feel energized.
oh forgot to say. a healthy body, a healthy mind. the worse your body feels, the worse you feel. and vise versa.
Well yes too many carbs overload your insulin levels and make you feel groggy. Also I think certain seed oils like canola oil do similar things as well.
@@CivilizedWastelandSugar does the same and worse. And to top it off it’s addicting
also i have noticed that sugar makes me tired. @@CivilizedWasteland