Oh my god, I thought he said “I don’t know if we want to do something about that”. I can’t handle this 💀 Took me 2/3 of the way through to question if this was real. Fantastic.
It’s crazy what an acquired taste this whole thing is. I’ve tried to show this to friends (I know it’s hard to sit through something for 4 hours) but how can you not laugh at this
Dude with all due respect you need to watch my cousin vinny. He’s THE film judge. Tim would’ve gotten like 12 contempt charges in judge Herman munster’s courtroom.
Captain Bongwater no it isn’t, the people who have died were absolute dipshits who didn’t use things how they were intended. One case I read the guy had modified it, another one they were smoking like 3 entire pods of juice per day (fucking nuts), another where they were using one to smoke weed oil...no one who just buys gas station vapes and smokes them like a Normal person is in any more danger than cigarette smokers. Fun fact, the main guy lobbying for the vape bans is the CEO of a particular vape company that is strangely the only gas station vape product still allowed to sell fruit flavors...hmmm
Calling them anything else feels fucking awful. I thought it was ghetto/trashy at first, but it becomes natural when you don't feel like saying someones last fucking name every time you want to speak. Could be that my whole friend group is "dude, bro, man"
"I have the constitutional right to strike him if he disobeys me.. he's still technically under my supervision!" The way he treats and talks to Mark is so hilarious. It's the funniest shit ever.
@Patrick Whelpley haha yes! I've been a fan of Tim ever since his old videos he used to do with Eric.(before Tim and Eric awesome show) When they lived in PA. I couldn't get enough of their comedy. Tim and Greg's comedy is so good it's scary, but not the bad kind of scary. The good kind where you binge watch those two for a month and then forget where you are in life. 😂😂
@Patrick Whelpley oh im sorry to hear about your divorce. Haha well I'm glad they have a great father like you who isn't afraid to let their kids in on the many cinco products we all love. Take care of yourself hun. Hope you and your family stay safe and healthy. 🤝💪
@Patrick Whelpley same to you man. I've been getting scared at night from things that i don't know what they are, so i bought the B'ougar. Now i actually know what's scaring me at night. 😆😎
Gregg's obsession with popcorn is my favorite running gag, his appearance in Mister America where he literally shows up with a ziploc bag full of popcorn and says its his lunch made the movie.
It's not considered "pirated" yet - you can legally use windows FREE for 30 days. "Pirated" would be if they used a crack or other means to activate the software without paying for it. This is just an un-activated copy, not pirated. I can't believe all 95 people who liked your comment are all as dumb as you.
It's really quite amazing, from an academic standpoint, to see the influence this has had on performers today, 3 years later. Amber Heard, Nicholas Cruz, Alex Jones, Jussie Smollett. and of course, Darrel Brooks, all came from the Heidecker school of litigation.
Tim repeatedly telling people to 'sit down' is my favorite part of this entire thing. 04:5805:2206:21 And of course, 06:48, best moment of the entire thing.
His desperate and blatant attempt to exercise some form of power and control over people as he sees his future falling apart and has nothing left to lose
For months i went down a rabbit hole that culminated in hundreds of hours of real life court room footage uploaded as RUclips videos and it makes this 1000000% funnier than if I hadn’t watched those. The deadpan reactions of the judge and jury is delivered masterfully. This is a special type of comedy, friends.
This is brilliant! I even stopped a few mins in to go google this trial, found his wiki page and was about to edit it asking "How the hell can you overlook the fact that he's on trial for murder?" Damn, this is well done.
Brit here... I've never heard of Tim Heidecker, and my only experience of American courts is the crazy crap I've seen on RUclips (OJ's glove etc). I completely thought this was real, until I recognised the actor from The Office and Better Call Saul. I then started googling Mark Proksch's trial and trying to work out how he'd been caught up in this... It's taken me at least 25 minutes to work out this is a weird sketch.
I am, frankly, quite disgruntled with the lack of fairness and consideration the judge had for Tim. They didn’t even care about the flies that were clearly disrupting court proceedings.
The best part is the ending when the judge goes "the court is disappointed we could not reach a verdict on...19 counts...of second degree felony murder" lmfao
the thing is that it works even if you don’t know the Tim universe. I didn’t at all and watched the whole trial. Engrossed. I’m on my second viewing and am only now catching up with some of the characters and running gags.
This was the video compilation that hooked me in to your awesome comedy! It wasn’t until the third day of court that I realized it was meant as a joke! You got me Mr Heidecker! 🤣 I also realized I have spent way too many hours on true crime drama, thx for the laughs!
I'm still in wonderment that most of this was completely ad-lib. Tim just gave the actors a character, told them to play it & then let it all just happen. Unreal how good it turned out.
His type of comedy cracks me up. I know a lot of people don't get it but Tim and Eric are so silly that I can't help but laugh. Also please just let him approach the bench.
6:32 wonder if he ever reported it to the BAR. I’m really surprised he didn’t enter all the evidence into the super easy and brief E-Trial by CINCO and get a verdict in a giphy/GIF.
"If your daughter were here, what would you say to her?"
"Objection, speculative."
I give this comment 5 bags of popcorn and a hobbit hug 🤗
Probably the funniest, and darkest, moment of this whole trial, imo
😅😂😂😂😅
the "I'll intimidate you, believe me" never fails to be hysterical
…and shocking.
It's a bad guy.
this is one of the greatest sketches ever made
i bet you also think "i turned myself into a pickle morty" was the "funniest shit you've ever seen"
@@anonyninja7737 Who hurt you?
Anony Ninja sorry your mommy didn’t give u enough hugs
That’s a fact!😁👍
and definitely the longest
“Judge we have a fly. I don’t know if there is a ruling on that.”
I was that fly on the wall. 🙈
Lol.
Contempt of court! Your honor this fly IS A CRIMINAL!
Oh my god, I thought he said “I don’t know if we want to do something about that”. I can’t handle this 💀
Took me 2/3 of the way through to question if this was real. Fantastic.
@David Floren 5, I need 5 judge
"The court is not interested in your dietary habits Mr. Heidecker."
"Thank you."
It’s crazy what an acquired taste this whole thing is. I’ve tried to show this to friends (I know it’s hard to sit through something for 4 hours) but how can you not laugh at this
Seeing this out of context is part of what made me get into the On Cinema universe in the first place
@@donkeypoo99 I saw this out of context as well and I’ve convinced a few friends it was real well after the first freak out
This so true, I legitimately get so many confused faces when I show friends but its so fuckin good. Luckily my twin bro loves it!
@@mikeygriffin7575 I think it’s cause guys like us have such great taste in comedy that the average Kevin hart fan couldn’t possibly understand
it sucks, its not funny
Best casting for judge I've ever seen.
Dude with all due respect you need to watch my cousin vinny. He’s THE film judge. Tim would’ve gotten like 12 contempt charges in judge Herman munster’s courtroom.
Hard Left Turn to be fair, Tim did get like 5 contempt charges here
Kaanfight tooooo beeeeeeee faaaaaaaaaiiiiiirrr
The honorable Judge No Vowels.
No one cares about your judge.
Tim went on trial for killing people with vape pens before it was trendy
Lmao
This shit gonna happen in a real court soon watch.
This aged so well
Tim is an inovator,, and a job creator
Captain Bongwater no it isn’t, the people who have died were absolute dipshits who didn’t use things how they were intended. One case I read the guy had modified it, another one they were smoking like 3 entire pods of juice per day (fucking nuts), another where they were using one to smoke weed oil...no one who just buys gas station vapes and smokes them like a Normal person is in any more danger than cigarette smokers.
Fun fact, the main guy lobbying for the vape bans is the CEO of a particular vape company that is strangely the only gas station vape product still allowed to sell fruit flavors...hmmm
And to this day, Timothy Heidecker is still trying to approach the bench.
As pointed out in his autobiography "A Bench Too Far".
Approach the bench? Approach the bench?!
I believe the word he used was 'proach' lol
"why not!?"
Protzsch the bench?
It's unclear how this is Tim having an 'outburst' at any moment - he is simply expressing understandable frustration towards Dr San.
Dr. San was a fraud the whole time. Greg tried to tell him.
@@xest442 It is his right to express his frustrations like this, as he says.
@mike force it's not a real cort trial bro it's from adult swim look in the bottom right corner.
@mike force You must be fun at parties
@mike force "I know it's a joke, lemme just ruin the fun in the comments real fast "
he calls the judge "judge" with the same energy that high school students call their teachers "miss"
Calling them anything else feels fucking awful. I thought it was ghetto/trashy at first, but it becomes natural when you don't feel like saying someones last fucking name every time you want to speak. Could be that my whole friend group is "dude, bro, man"
@@TheMusicLeak the fuck are you going on about
Senor GOOCH give me your drugs
Investigate 311
If he had just been allowed to approach the bench, this would've ended a long time ago.
He got to approach only once lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tru
"I have the constitutional right to strike him if he disobeys me.. he's still technically under my supervision!"
The way he treats and talks to Mark is so hilarious. It's the funniest shit ever.
Its hilarious cause he's not doing the best job defending him self
He treated him the way a traitor should be treated and got off easy. Tim woulda popped him a fresh one if they weren't trapped in that Kangaroo court.
@@MikeTheD Mark needs to go back into that diving suit and go into another coma..
Michael Huffman i IN ry D
Angel Dejesus are
I love the passive aggressive coughing
Or swatting at the fly in the courtroom. 😂😂😂
He had a tortilla chip lodged in his throat
It was outright aggressive, nothing passive about it 🤣
Timestamps?
@@BillySotherden the beginning
Other than being hilarious it's an unparalleled piece of performance art.
“You are arguing with the witness, not questioning the witness!”
“I’m getting a little frustrated with the witness Mr.Judge!”
Best line imo
This is right up there with the classics, Inherit the wind, To kill a Mockingbird, the Trial of Tim Heidecker.
Indeed it is.
This is so bizzaro for comedy. This thing was 4 hours and 45 min long. Love Tim
leroy jenkins Right!? I think that’s the funniest part of the whole bit! I could not figure it out! Pure genius!
I feel like that's the most funniest part. That he spent hours on it, all in the name of comedy. Its genius. 😁👍
@Patrick Whelpley haha yes! I've been a fan of Tim ever since his old videos he used to do with Eric.(before Tim and Eric awesome show) When they lived in PA. I couldn't get enough of their comedy. Tim and Greg's comedy is so good it's scary, but not the bad kind of scary. The good kind where you binge watch those two for a month and then forget where you are in life. 😂😂
@Patrick Whelpley oh im sorry to hear about your divorce. Haha well I'm glad they have a great father like you who isn't afraid to let their kids in on the many cinco products we all love. Take care of yourself hun. Hope you and your family stay safe and healthy. 🤝💪
@Patrick Whelpley same to you man. I've been getting scared at night from things that i don't know what they are, so i bought the B'ougar. Now i actually know what's scaring me at night. 😆😎
Took me 5 minutes to realize I was watching adult swim.
It's because you're slow.
@@Ralph_Sandwich OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH
Seamus Smyth you are why condoms exist
took me 7
Unfortunately that still didn't make it funny.
"We have a witness that may contradict that"
Tim in the background: "hehehehehehehE"
The "yes sir, YES SIR" is full of so much 'tude
Gregg literally eating popcorn while watching is hilarious
Gregg's obsession with popcorn is my favorite running gag, his appearance in Mister America where he literally shows up with a ziploc bag full of popcorn and says its his lunch made the movie.
I love that this was done on a pirated version of Windows
It's not considered "pirated" yet - you can legally use windows FREE for 30 days. "Pirated" would be if they used a crack or other means to activate the software without paying for it. This is just an un-activated copy, not pirated. I can't believe all 95 people who liked your comment are all as dumb as you.
@@anonyninja7737 Dude chill its not that important
Anony Ninja are you Indian, because you’re sounding like my Dell tech support
Speaks in hyperbole:
Internet analists break it down into a 5 part essay
Anony Ninja dude
Hilarious, the guy playing the judge is really good.
“Thank you judge for doing this”
😂😂😂
We salute your service, just for the record.
It was very nice of the judge to organise everything
Get this court in order. 😂😂
Never got a ruling on that fly in the court
"I have the constitutional right to strike him if he disobeys me ... he's still under my supervision" is so American it makes you want to salute.
Yes sir
That makes absolutely zero sense.
@@Carl_McMelvin It's a joke
@@joeblowe3180 you aren’t the sharpest tool in the shed are ya bud?
@@joeblowe3180 do you even know what the word joke means?! FAIL.
(Holding up a paper that reads "The China Connection")
Tim: "For the jury. "
"If convicted, Heidecker could face up to 370 years in prison." 🤣🤣🤣
it should have been, 240 years
What he do?
@@Paulscottrock Killed 20 people and hospitalized 137. One committed suicide due to suffering.
Honestly thought this was a real trial until I recognized "mark" as a witness
Not sure if this is purposeful, but the framing is so comically perfect at 7:44, it looks like a tiny Tim standing at the podium.
Omg
Great catch hhahaha
Wow lmao! I will randomly watch clips of trial every now and then, and i swear i find new things each time to laugh at!
“Yes sir Mister judge”
Lmao
That salute hahaha
Don't eat corn tortilla chips for breakfast before you go to court.
I am not intimidating this witness, but I'll intimidate you, believe me.
Lmfao
This really was hilarious, I still laugh at the, "WATCH IT MARK!"
I've watched this video about once a month for four and a half years now. and it makes me giggle every time.
needed the Tim abusing mark supercut
I just asked for that too lol...
Ill FUCK U UP MARK!!!
"He would bop me...slap me"
The prosecutor was just mad that his hands looked small on camera
We're lawyers! *snap*
NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK! NOBODY LOOK!
I thought those were spiders
Neither of them know a damn thing about bird law.
Approach the bench??
No
Thank you
I know it's a joke and all but this is exactly what a freeman of the land trial looks and sounds like
Too true. Fucking sovereign scum need to..... Disappear
Darrell brooks!
The actors in this are spot on.
They have to be real lawyers and a real judge basically doing a mock trial with a clown!
As someone who got stuck with jury duty this year I only wish the trial I was in was 2% as interesting as this.
Approach?
anonymous S Mark Approach
@xs3bx why not?!
"Mr. Heidecker stop now"
"thank you"
greg eating popcorn @ 5:05 lmao
Its too perfect
He brought a couple of pop corn just for the occasion
It's the perfect cutaway
This trial was a real 5 bagger
5:04 I almost spit out my drink lololololo Gregg eating popcorns like it's a show.
"Do you have any further questions for your witness"?
".. . . ... No. Thank you Joe. You're excused. We'll talk later"
“WE SALUTE YOUR SERVICE”
‘this is not the military, thank you’
He is the Mozart of tense awkwardness, love it.
It's really quite amazing, from an academic standpoint, to see the influence this has had on performers today, 3 years later. Amber Heard, Nicholas Cruz, Alex Jones, Jussie Smollett. and of course, Darrel Brooks, all came from the Heidecker school of litigation.
😂😂😂😂
Yeah..and Lori Daybell or the bloke Yohn ;)
Tim repeatedly telling people to 'sit down' is my favorite part of this entire thing. 04:58 05:22 06:21
And of course, 06:48, best moment of the entire thing.
His desperate and blatant attempt to exercise some form of power and control over people as he sees his future falling apart and has nothing left to lose
@@GVSHvids Let's hope he loses that shitshow of an un-updated website as well.
“I have the constitutional right to strike him if he disobeys me!” Lol 😂
For months i went down a rabbit hole that culminated in hundreds of hours of real life court room footage uploaded as RUclips videos and it makes this 1000000% funnier than if I hadn’t watched those. The deadpan reactions of the judge and jury is delivered masterfully. This is a special type of comedy, friends.
"Fucking ground" ..slams table then points to his attorney and asks judge " Approach the bench?" Hahaha
"I had a corn tortilla chip..."
And they said something like the salem witch trials could never happen again. At least Tim got away with it.
This is brilliant! I even stopped a few mins in to go google this trial, found his wiki page and was about to edit it asking "How the hell can you overlook the fact that he's on trial for murder?" Damn, this is well done.
If it weren’t for my habit of diligently reading the comments, I would still think this was for real
I legit thought Tim was on trial for something for the first hour that I watched this until I finally looked down to the comments.
Brit here... I've never heard of Tim Heidecker, and my only experience of American courts is the crazy crap I've seen on RUclips (OJ's glove etc). I completely thought this was real, until I recognised the actor from The Office and Better Call Saul. I then started googling Mark Proksch's trial and trying to work out how he'd been caught up in this... It's taken me at least 25 minutes to work out this is a weird sketch.
Lmao amazing
Here's a raised glass to our brotherly nation 🍻 cheers
@@BoycottChinaa Cheers!! 🍻
I am, frankly, quite disgruntled with the lack of fairness and consideration the judge had for Tim. They didn’t even care about the flies that were clearly disrupting court proceedings.
There's no evidence they even considered the China-Connection
Greatest comedic achievement of all time.
The best part is the ending when the judge goes "the court is disappointed we could not reach a verdict on...19 counts...of second degree felony murder" lmfao
Ive tried to get my friends into the On Cinema universe but they have yet to get into it. They are missing out
This judge was extremely patient with Heidecker. He should have been held in contempt multiple times by the judge.
Hmmm not sure if this is bait or not ...
@@evanirwin4035 that would be contemptable
The trial brought the whole Tim Universe together. It was incredible.
the thing is that it works even if you don’t know the Tim universe. I didn’t at all and watched the whole trial. Engrossed. I’m on my second viewing and am only now catching up with some of the characters and running gags.
"Judge, we have a fly in the room...... don't know if there's a ruling on that, or....."
3:56 I couldn't understand why I felt so drained watching this at first, but it makes perfect sense now. The horror, poor courtroom.
Nice reference you phucking guuuuuuyyyyyy
anything happens: "approach the bench?"
Holy shit - This is exactly what Jeremy 'Motor One' Dewitts trial would be like.
For real !
BAHAHAHAHA 🤣
This was the video compilation that hooked me in to your awesome comedy! It wasn’t until the third day of court that I realized it was meant as a joke! You got me Mr Heidecker! 🤣 I also realized I have spent way too many hours on true crime drama, thx for the laughs!
"Judge thank you so much for doing this" is the most passive aggressive power move I've ever seen 🤣
3:21 you could tell Tim was holding in some laughter 🤣🤣🤣
A judge is being really lenient on a murderer!
Oh and I bet you think Turkington is so innocent!!?
It’s fake
Abe Banerman wasn’t it a mistrial?
You know who the real murderer is? Those dopehead kids that got themselves killed. Tim is an innocent man
Free Tim he’s innocent
One of the best comedy sketches ever.
Took me a bit to find the adult swim logo 😂 this is brilliant.
Please do one of every time tim abuses mark please.
During the trial? I already have 2 videos of Tim abusing Mark during On Cinema and the Oscar specials.
@@ShutTheMuckUp oh lol thanks ill look then up
Judge's face at 3:38 had me rollin'
This trial is a great way of telling if someone has the same whacked out sense of humor that I do.
I concur.
370 years in prison
A fly really could sway a jury's decision so Tim was smart to address it.
This is the steely Dan of comedy. You either get it or you don’t
I'm still in wonderment that most of this was completely ad-lib. Tim just gave the actors a character, told them to play it & then let it all just happen. Unreal how good it turned out.
Dope! This is my new favorite channel :P
shut up!
This is the most stressful thing I've seen in ages lol
At 5:23, after Tim says "sit down" is that somebody in the audience fighting back audible laughter?
right.... cuz its a comedy bit.
@@Ddub1083 Bingo!
Is that witness the guy that did “squat cobbler” in Better Call Saul?
yeah
"May I approach the bench?"
"No"
"Why not?"
😂☠ dead
His coughs alone are a masterclass in acting
I love that this seems to be actual lawyers and an actual judge. Good sports
I like how he keeps his jacket buttoned the entire time he’s sitting down
“That RAT Rossetti!”
"Now are you gunna put this court in order or not"?!
Thank you Joe, you’re excused.
The way Tim always mispronounces the judges name gets me every time. 😂
As soon as I saw Mark Proksch, I knew this was real.
i cant fathom the pure brilliance and genius of this, tim heidecker is one of the top comedians of our time
His type of comedy cracks me up. I know a lot of people don't get it but Tim and Eric are so silly that I can't help but laugh. Also please just let him approach the bench.
this is one of the funniest things I have ever seen lol. I applaud you, youtube algorithm!
6:32 wonder if he ever reported it to the BAR. I’m really surprised he didn’t enter all the evidence into the super easy and brief E-Trial by CINCO and get a verdict in a giphy/GIF.