Fallout New Vegas, but I kill every NPC that interacts with me (again pt.2)

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  • It's simple. I kill every NPC that interacts with me. That is, they interact with me, and they must be killed. Moreover, it is imperative that I kill every NPC that interacts with me. And then eat them to restore HP.
    Part 1 was probably quite a bit more methodical, but here we are anyway. It's not like the challenge was ever going to be not very nutty. Truth is, the nut was rigged from the start.
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    Recap 0:00
    mister dwelling 0:50
    NCRn't 4:40
    Imperial Lesions 7:19
    logicn't 12:02
    Bunker Mound 13:33
    Gomorrah 14:19
    Moderately Luxe 15:36
    Fatherhood of Metal 17:28
    Great Karens 21:18
    old people 24:22
    literally did not ask 28:26
    skirmish of water retention 29:28
    John Imperial Lesion 31:09
    Game: Fallout New Vegas, challenge run, PC platform.
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Комментарии • 432

  • @one_krazymofo8667
    @one_krazymofo8667 Месяц назад +1000

    The whole room of gamblers moaning as you kill them all one by one was the funniest shit I’ve ever seen in this game

    • @dungeaterfancam
      @dungeaterfancam Месяц назад +194

      They moaned in ecstasy at the thought of the upcoming schlorbling

    • @FookinIsh
      @FookinIsh Месяц назад +80

      @@dungeaterfancam Take my like and never say that again.

    • @membu
      @membu Месяц назад +41

      @@dungeaterfancam i fucking HATE that i ever learned how to read.

    • @dailysaga
      @dailysaga Месяц назад +6

      Best Guess subscribers are one hell of a bunch

    • @dungeaterfancam
      @dungeaterfancam Месяц назад

      @@membu you are weak and will be schlorbled with the rest

  • @SinBlade06
    @SinBlade06 Месяц назад +446

    I'd run away too if I saw a man do an entire pharmacy worth of chems, reads half a dozen magazines in an instant, down two liters of water, and huff a weather balloon of Jet before charging me

    • @crystll6581
      @crystll6581 Месяц назад +34

      Most peaceful encounter in England

    • @R1ddle
      @R1ddle Месяц назад

      😂🤣 ​@@crystll6581💀

  • @admiralhipster9583
    @admiralhipster9583 Месяц назад +352

    I loved it when Lanius immediately turned tail the moment Schlorbler consumes every drugs known to man.

    • @rudi_sucks_eggs
      @rudi_sucks_eggs Месяц назад

      Schlorbler even ate the magazines. He didn't read them. Bro just ate them.

    • @mr.cauliflower3536
      @mr.cauliflower3536 Месяц назад +26

      I think the stealth boy was the reason as he couldn't see schlorbler

    • @blackjohn1303
      @blackjohn1303 28 дней назад +11

      That part of the video fucking slays me every time I see it.

  • @ScalyTomate
    @ScalyTomate Месяц назад +222

    Just imagine you are Legate Lanius for a moment. Just imagine you threaten some rando who waddled into your base, killing your soldiers. Imagine you then proceed to sprint at him with your trusty baseball bat or something just to witness how this rando inhales every substance known to humanity and transcends to a higher plane of existence to turn your meat into chicken nuggets. You'd run too I wager

    • @Piercing_Mitez
      @Piercing_Mitez Месяц назад

      Then the fucker uploads a video about his journey with you in it as the final kill.

  • @NotOnLand
    @NotOnLand Месяц назад +300

    "Ugh." - everyone in the room after witnessing a murder

  • @derekteter982
    @derekteter982 Месяц назад +119

    Butt-chugging literally everything in the aid tab followed by Lanius screaming and waddling away almost gave me a seizure holy christ.

  • @swisscheeese
    @swisscheeese Месяц назад +132

    Never in my fucking life have I realized I could just take my entire inventory of drugs to fight lanius

    • @Monkey62403
      @Monkey62403 Месяц назад +2

      Usually psycho is enough for me

  • @user-nl7gd6co9h
    @user-nl7gd6co9h Месяц назад +253

    Heck must be so desperate to find his lost son that he asked a guy that will immediately kill him when interacted with.

    • @therealbestguest
      @therealbestguest  Месяц назад +57

      Have you seen tha-

    • @OleDirtyMacSanchez
      @OleDirtyMacSanchez 28 дней назад

      @@therealbestguest The Legion as Roman Larpers is still a THOUSAND TIMES better than a bunch of Rich Overly Privileged Prick College Kids Larping as Peaceful Protesters.

  • @LightningDeusDax
    @LightningDeusDax Месяц назад +346

    2:21 Ah yes, the incredible painful condition known as „Left Mouse Button“

    • @user-bb8fx2yh3k
      @user-bb8fx2yh3k Месяц назад +12

      As an ultrakill player, only LMB would be terrible and horrifying

    • @TheManDude
      @TheManDude Месяц назад

      @@user-bb8fx2yh3kAll the keys we need are 1, E, RMB, Ctrl, space and F.

  • @KennyFrierson
    @KennyFrierson Месяц назад +212

    Now I am become Schlorbler destroyer of New Vegas

  • @qu1253
    @qu1253 Месяц назад +70

    No-Bark's "Holy shit!" will never not be hilarious to me.

  • @DNGNDriver
    @DNGNDriver Месяц назад +50

    25:01 actually, this is a fun code interaction! If your crimes against god reach a high enough level, animals become hostile. Hope this helps!

  • @B1p-
    @B1p- Месяц назад +49

    The gamblers all sighing at you relentlessly while you laugh and scream “stop” desperately is very fitting considering you just massacred an entire hotel.

  • @LungSplitter
    @LungSplitter Месяц назад +70

    The real victim of this whole playthrough is Yes Man for having to put up with the Courier.

    • @Dismal-
      @Dismal- Месяц назад +23

      Imagine your boss being a guy that murders everyone he interacts with, and the only reason you’re alive is because you can respawn every time you die.

  • @avocus
    @avocus Месяц назад +165

    Pour one out for Karl, man played by the rules and still got shlorped

    • @therealbestguest
      @therealbestguest  Месяц назад +41

      He had ample time to not wiggle his mouth in that way, is he stupid??

    • @ruby_wired
      @ruby_wired Месяц назад

      eye contact counts, that scumbag got what was coming

    • @beaksters
      @beaksters Месяц назад +5

      23:19 - 24:17

  • @crackersphdinwumbology2831
    @crackersphdinwumbology2831 Месяц назад +31

    Maybe, in hindsight, it would have been for the best not to dig up a branial injury patient from a shallow grave.
    Lord knows what is left of those fractured neurons, misfiring through chunks of sand and dirt.
    Doc Mitchell really created a monster here.

  • @therealmanguyman
    @therealmanguyman Месяц назад +37

    Karl staring at you in silence and visible dread and fear has got to be the best thing in this playthrough.
    I take it back. Lanius running away from you in absolute fear is better.

  • @QuantaStarfire
    @QuantaStarfire Месяц назад +96

    My favorite part was when The Sclorbler went "I'm about to Sclorb!" and then schlorbled all over the legate. Thank you for this blessing.

  • @rebeccareturnmykids9207
    @rebeccareturnmykids9207 Месяц назад +44

    Nothing could have ever prepared me for the Legate running in fear of the Sclorb

  • @MorshuTech
    @MorshuTech Месяц назад +197

    We are blessed yet again with the most lethal courier of our age 🙏

    • @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046
      @sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 Месяц назад +8

      The only mailman who's mortality rate is a 100%

    • @MorshuTech
      @MorshuTech Месяц назад

      @@sombodythatyouusedtoknow9046 Now thats reliable service!

    • @user-dg4eb8yz5u
      @user-dg4eb8yz5u Месяц назад +3

      He is as deadly as the bubonic plauge but well even worse.

  • @LiquidKidtv
    @LiquidKidtv Месяц назад +71

    Personally I think killing the guy exercising and Karl constitute a failed challenge they were the exact kind of people who deserved to live.

    • @wernerfels7584
      @wernerfels7584 Месяц назад +4

      Maybee Hes interact kinda with flexing His Routine i dont know

    • @thesyndicatebruh
      @thesyndicatebruh Месяц назад +3

      ​@@wernerfels7584 I can't tell who's having a stroke between you or me

  • @jamesdjl4359
    @jamesdjl4359 Месяц назад +82

    Nothing can replenish H.P. quite like some good old Human Flesh.

    • @ahorseofcourse7283
      @ahorseofcourse7283 Месяц назад +7

      HP stands for "Human Pleasure".

    • @NotOnLand
      @NotOnLand Месяц назад +10

      Human Phlesh

    • @keeganmoore99
      @keeganmoore99 Месяц назад +3

      The Virgin Flesh Eater vs the Chad Flush Drinker.

    • @zanemob1429
      @zanemob1429 Месяц назад

      @@keeganmoore99Only a virgin would say this as any Chad would know that the true Chad is drinking toilet water and eating human flesh.

    • @hax_6787
      @hax_6787 Месяц назад +2

      Toilets are quite underrated tho

  • @callmeturg1590
    @callmeturg1590 Месяц назад +39

    Oh may. The Schlorbler got a Nice suit. I wouldnt mind me a suit like that.
    Oh my, i seem to have Be-
    *headblows up*

  • @StraightYibbin
    @StraightYibbin Месяц назад +70

    You couldve taken the boat if you slaughtered the whole camp, you just walk to the boat and look at it. Me and boone have done this many times

    • @thehuckleberry8349
      @thehuckleberry8349 Месяц назад

      I'm gonna test if this is true cuz I swear to God that is not Vanilla

    • @StraightYibbin
      @StraightYibbin Месяц назад

      @@thehuckleberry8349 i play on the series x so let me know if it's like not on pc somehow

    • @wonder_exists
      @wonder_exists Месяц назад +3

      @@StraightYibbin Definitely on PC, the first time I played me and Boone wiped out the camp and then while exploring I found the boat, then I spent an hour flailing in Caeser's camp before blowing him up with grenades at close-range because I was very underleveled

    • @therealbestguest
      @therealbestguest  Месяц назад +29

      I discovered this recently. You can look down near the water on one of the piers, in a very specific spot. It almost seems unintentional.
      Love that there isn't even a boat. You just look at the water, close your eyes, and you're at the fort.

    • @StraightYibbin
      @StraightYibbin Месяц назад +9

      @@therealbestguest the power of being a courier delivering death and friendship brought you there truly

  • @beaksters
    @beaksters Месяц назад +9

    I love how quickly the playthrough devoured from let’s avoid talking to people and keep them alive when possible, into let’s avoid talking to people but i’m worried i’ll fail challenge because I missed a single animation frame of them trying to initiate conversation so I must kill everything.

  • @theartisticspartan4488
    @theartisticspartan4488 Месяц назад +8

    The Legate immediately turning tail and running after watching The Schlorbler down an entire lethal dose’s worth of every chem in the game was probably the best reaction to that situation. Unfortunately , it could not save him.

  • @Easton_Johns0n
    @Easton_Johns0n Месяц назад +7

    Mamma Schlorb didn’t raise no quitter, she raised a very RAD boy. Well done Schlorb, well done Best Guest.

  • @MigorRortis
    @MigorRortis Месяц назад +50

    “Ugh”

  • @GoodFreddo
    @GoodFreddo Месяц назад +9

    Could you imagine Schlorbling so hard, so viciously, so beautifully? The little bits are all that is left, and even they will be eaten to regain hp.

  • @beaksters
    @beaksters Месяц назад +8

    31:34 I don’t think i’ve ever seen that man run for fear in his life.

  • @t0astyloaf
    @t0astyloaf Месяц назад +30

    my fav part was when he feasted on flesh to restore HP

  • @ponyglee
    @ponyglee Месяц назад +5

    The scene with the people sighing at you really shows the true unhinged nature of your character. They might have even been making sounds but the Schwarbler couldn't restrain himself

  • @martintemplar3620
    @martintemplar3620 Месяц назад +27

    28:01 "this is because I'm extremely stupid"
    *Blows himself up* 😂

  • @chuckn4851
    @chuckn4851 Месяц назад +8

    Two of my favorite pieces of media's lesson's in one: Time is a flat circle, and War never changes.

  • @dievleisboom332
    @dievleisboom332 Месяц назад +4

    17:12 Schlorbler begging the voices to stop making him hurt those innocent people, tragic.

  • @jeefberky9101
    @jeefberky9101 Месяц назад +4

    The Schlorbler sounds like a contemporary of the grape fruit technique

  • @pedropedreiro2972
    @pedropedreiro2972 Месяц назад +8

    2:52 bro thinks Verizon provides their monkeys with abacus

  • @NolDragon
    @NolDragon Месяц назад +6

    The sighing gamblers... Awesome.

  • @JJ5Gamer
    @JJ5Gamer Месяц назад +4

    I couldn't stop laughing as you had to keep murdering everybody who was sighing peak new vegas 10/10 i love this video

  • @absolutezerochill2700
    @absolutezerochill2700 28 дней назад +3

    16:57 Having to walk around a huge, super fancy banquet hall while slowly exploding the heads of 20 innocent people with a semi auto shotgun one by one, is both one of the most deranged things I've seen in New Vegas while also being an perfect encapsulation of the entire game.

  • @loppydoodle726
    @loppydoodle726 Месяц назад +2

    I'm surprised you were allowed to just skip the "save the President" quest. What a game!

  • @MaceWindu12345
    @MaceWindu12345 Месяц назад +4

    Thank you for this video offering. The demons have ressecesed again.
    Don't forget to brush your teeth and feast on flesh to restore hp.

  • @BourbonBandit-
    @BourbonBandit- Месяц назад +5

    This and part 1 are some of your best videos so far. The Ultra Luxe part had me in stitches. Just absolutely hilarious 🤣

  • @steelie2010
    @steelie2010 18 дней назад +1

    The gamblers groaning and the legate fight at the end had me crying with laughter

  • @cameronsunken844
    @cameronsunken844 Месяц назад +3

    That little jumpscare whine at the end cracked me up haha. Amazing video and can't wait to binge your videos later

  • @rone9292
    @rone9292 Месяц назад +3

    "Town's gone to hell" funny that's where you're going

  • @Mutant_Mods
    @Mutant_Mods Месяц назад +2

    This is brilliant

  • @Yuki_5431
    @Yuki_5431 Месяц назад +1

    I could feel the disappointment in my soul every time an NPC spoke to the Schlorbler, with a heavy heart, a sacred duty still must be done. It's okay, honey, it had to be done.

  • @GrayD_Fox
    @GrayD_Fox Месяц назад +2

    Breaking Breaking read all about it! Local psycopath takes on every faction and wins! We now live in fear of the Schlobler and must avoid eye contact or suffer his wrath!

  • @symbiotesoda1148
    @symbiotesoda1148 Месяц назад

    This was, without a doubt, one of the funniest videos I have seen in my life. I was literally crying at the end with Legate Lanius running around like a headless chicken while you bombed him in a drug-addled haze.

  • @Commie_Safari1979
    @Commie_Safari1979 Месяц назад +1

    31:33 made me commit alcohol abuse by spitting out my first sip of beer

  • @YellowWeeaboo
    @YellowWeeaboo Месяц назад +3

    Part 1 of this was my introduction to you and I've binge watched your content waiting for this video. Your amazing, along with your humour and editing being perfect... I love you

  • @LigmaBawlsYoutube
    @LigmaBawlsYoutube 22 дня назад +1

    "It's schlorbin time!" - The Schlorbler

  • @jonesite
    @jonesite Месяц назад +1

    new strategy aquired for defeating legate: fill your veins with chems

  • @georgemassey6001
    @georgemassey6001 Месяц назад +1

    Every video on this channel I’ve watched so far has made cry laughing, why didn’t I find this sooner

  • @Mark-zi6nt
    @Mark-zi6nt Месяц назад

    You're doing some wonderful stuff man. After Mitten Squad's passing every video of this nature feels magical, i appreciate these play throughs even more. Good narration and editing skills my good sir!

  • @saintsnakech
    @saintsnakech Месяц назад +1

    My dude, I found your channel literally yesterday through the “Shrinking in Skyrim” video and I haven’t been able to stop watching every video I find of yours since. Your content is immaculate and I’ve not laughed so hard and so consistently in a long time, every video is a banger. Thank you good sir, your work is greatly appreciated!

  • @Mk2PoweredCombatArmor
    @Mk2PoweredCombatArmor Месяц назад +2

    17:36 THATS THE ENCLAVE. HOW DARE YOU!!!

  • @Robokitty01
    @Robokitty01 Месяц назад

    Such a joy to see you play New Vegas Best Guest. I can't wait for more of your stuff buddy!

  • @nunyabidness39982
    @nunyabidness39982 Месяц назад +1

    "they just had to shut up" jfc I was wheezing

  • @Clayrocket
    @Clayrocket Месяц назад +1

    This video is literally how I learned alcohol is a carcinogen, the more you know

  • @Dracas42
    @Dracas42 Месяц назад +1

    I love the inventive ways you come up with to thank your patrons.

  • @xyrenity6703
    @xyrenity6703 Месяц назад

    I absolutely love your humor, the way you narrate your videos and have the most monotonous way of saying the most hilarious jokes ever is my favorite it's very peak yes yes

  • @JesterUK2
    @JesterUK2 Месяц назад

    Deputy Beagle's dialogue meant nothing to me before. Now when I think of it I giggle like a loon.
    Thanks Best Guest.

  • @Elias-fc5xv
    @Elias-fc5xv Месяц назад +1

    6:54 Thanks for the new profile picture for discord

  • @bojackbovine4596
    @bojackbovine4596 Месяц назад

    Local man single handedly routes 2 armies and is about to kill me for acknowledging him, more at 5.

  • @rowdyronniepipe
    @rowdyronniepipe Месяц назад +1

    Thank God u dropped a video. I needed it today

  • @yurimastermind1601
    @yurimastermind1601 Месяц назад +2

    Beautiful. Stunning. Breath taking. In all seriousness, this was a blast. Bet you regretted not going to the boomers earlier. That missile launcher would've helped a lot with the BoS.

  • @potentiallybatman6153
    @potentiallybatman6153 Месяц назад +2

    Every time a new best guest vid pops up I stand up scream that there is a new vid to my girl friend then we sit down and watch while the world just seems perfect

    • @JB52520
      @JB52520 Месяц назад +1

      I smile slightly in anticipation of an enjoyable video. I'm not qualified for relationships, so there's no point in emotional displays.

  • @HandsomePutin
    @HandsomePutin Месяц назад

    You have no idea how much this filled with joy to see in my inbox 😂❤

  • @TonioAponte
    @TonioAponte Месяц назад

    I enjoyed this little series. Very funny!

  • @akashajones6079
    @akashajones6079 Месяц назад +1

    Beautiful gift for your host. You truly are the best guest. ❤

  • @manuelgunther135
    @manuelgunther135 Месяц назад +7

    Most average Introvert:

  • @Astar24653
    @Astar24653 Месяц назад +2

    i liked the part where you feasted on their flesh to restore hp

  • @murkyseb
    @murkyseb Месяц назад +1

    That was hilarious, I loved when you met that final legion guy at the dam and he legged it after you consumed all the drugs

  • @Slicey1
    @Slicey1 Месяц назад +2

    i forgot i was waiting for part 2 but now that i have it im so glad

  • @b130610
    @b130610 Месяц назад +1

    I laughed more at this video than anything I've seen in the past month. This is high art.

  • @kiayaoi
    @kiayaoi Месяц назад +1

    "the excellent writing from obsidian and bethesda" who's gonna tell him

  • @thewhiskey584
    @thewhiskey584 Месяц назад

    It baffles me how you don't have at least 100k subs
    Your content and storytelling is far more different from other people that makes this kind of videos.
    Your videos are simply too beautiful to watch and hear.

  • @stretchingtonIII
    @stretchingtonIII 26 дней назад

    I chuckled, then laughed so hard i actually spit out my food and almost choked😂 this 2part has me crying and almost dying 😂

  • @silverroll2095
    @silverroll2095 Месяц назад

    Incredible walkthrough!

  • @IamStefanFinley
    @IamStefanFinley Месяц назад +1

    This should be the Canon new vegas ending for the Fallout TV show to reference.

  • @AelitaVA
    @AelitaVA Месяц назад

    Omg I’m so happy you uploaded this❤😂🙏🏻🤣

  • @Holden.Tudiks
    @Holden.Tudiks Месяц назад

    I love your videos Best Guest, always crack me up

  • @wod5203
    @wod5203 Месяц назад +1

    The 50 BMG is one of the BESTESTEST eliminators in the game.

  • @MrRasta3600
    @MrRasta3600 Месяц назад +1

    You getting obliterated at 18:06 had me laughing for almost a full minute. 🤣

  • @AurraKo
    @AurraKo Месяц назад

    thank you best guest, you are the most youtuber out there, i love u

  • @bubblebea1156
    @bubblebea1156 Месяц назад

    I have never seen a man skeddadle as fast as the Legate skadoodled away

  • @lostastronaut3632
    @lostastronaut3632 Месяц назад

    Fully militarized aggressive introversion
    Thanks papa, great video.

  • @erindiir
    @erindiir Месяц назад

    you are the only person who i watch play fallout keep up the good work!

  • @headsgrowback1
    @headsgrowback1 Месяц назад

    Oh yay! Glad this got recommended to me cause i watched the first one then promptly forgot who you were LMAO

  • @emi_is_absent
    @emi_is_absent 14 дней назад

    my man is so hopped up on jet he could serve as an aeroplane

  • @GeneralBoss333
    @GeneralBoss333 Месяц назад +3

    I show my love and appreciation to Best Guest to restore HP ❤

  • @driphella4080
    @driphella4080 Месяц назад

    Thanks for the video, Papa! ❤

  • @bigyam6973
    @bigyam6973 Месяц назад +13

    I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! (Very cool video dude 👍)

  • @Elektrakosh
    @Elektrakosh Месяц назад +1

    Lanius: *Threatens Schlorbler*
    Schlorbler: *Takes all the chems and proceed to advance with weapons*
    Lanius: Aiiieaaaaiiieeeaaaah!! *Runs away*
    Laughed too hard at that!

  • @mrnobbly
    @mrnobbly Месяц назад

    Oh, I how I laughed and cried. Honey, you’ve done it again

  • @maurokoncul6856
    @maurokoncul6856 Месяц назад +8

    Chicago misunderstanding

  • @DragonMasta99
    @DragonMasta99 Месяц назад +3

    If I had friends I would show them this video.

  • @OlLaddyDongLegs
    @OlLaddyDongLegs 6 дней назад

    The scene at 21:30 with the deathclaws and his head had me GIGGLIN