Reunions: Part 2 | Critical Role: VOX MACHINA | Episode 33

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @canadian__ninja
    @canadian__ninja 8 лет назад +7588

    I swear, on Matt's tombstone it will say, "he was looking pretty rough"
    Edit: 7 years later and I'm still getting notifications about these comments I left. I've long since stopped watching CR but damn is it fun to come back and see time capsules like this.

    • @bobthetomato29
      @bobthetomato29 8 лет назад +181

      'Across the way..." xD

    • @nikolaiolsen1061
      @nikolaiolsen1061 8 лет назад +460

      And his last words if he is killed by someone -How do you wanna do this?

    • @bragonfly
      @bragonfly 8 лет назад +266

      "Alrighty"

    • @emmar1576
      @emmar1576 8 лет назад +350

      Or "You can certainly try"

    • @dbbuchmann
      @dbbuchmann 8 лет назад +350

      "Best you can tell..."

  • @MeonLights
    @MeonLights 7 лет назад +4403

    Matt miming eating popcorn while Keyleth fluster-heals Vax is gotta be one of the funniest background events. It's good to be the DM, you can see your friends embarass your girlfriend while at the same time see romance happen in the story you're telling together.

    • @sierrakusterback
      @sierrakusterback 6 лет назад +239

      he was actually eating pizza, but it was funny timing on his part

    • @caseygray2328
      @caseygray2328 5 лет назад +89

      True, that whole scene was perfection and i loved it

    • @argetlamzn
      @argetlamzn 4 года назад +85

      Around 16:25 if anyone is looking for this

    • @B0TFrosty
      @B0TFrosty 4 года назад +148

      I just love how Marisha was flustered even OOC, gave an even bigger impression of a 10 CHA character and just improved the scene quality overall

    • @adventuringwithdragons
      @adventuringwithdragons 4 года назад +63

      Marisha having fun pretending to be possessed is pretty darn funny too.

  • @louisec-m9503
    @louisec-m9503 5 лет назад +3301

    "YOU! DON'T (smack) GO INTO (smack) ROOMS (smack) BY (smack) YOURSELF (smack) GOD (smack) DAMN IT!" (smack)
    - Percy, echoing the feelings of all of Vox Machina and the entire audience

    • @Ailieorz
      @Ailieorz 3 года назад +66

      Not me... it's exactly his character

    • @louisec-m9503
      @louisec-m9503 3 года назад +39

      @@Ailieorz Yeah, but it doesn't mean it's advisable XD

    • @AlmostOtaku7
      @AlmostOtaku7 3 года назад +105

      To be fair, in this instance, Vax was explicitly told to go into that room alone, by the very sister who also made him promise to stay close. Yes, he should have waited a little longer to avoid getting his ass beat as badly as it was, but it's not 100% his fault he was there solo this time.

    • @louisec-m9503
      @louisec-m9503 3 года назад +50

      @@AlmostOtaku7 I mean what I'm hearing here is that Vex would be just as bad as her brother, were she a rogue /j. Gotta love that sibling dynamic of mutual bad influence XD

    • @TheHighKingKeo
      @TheHighKingKeo 2 года назад +41

      I took it as coming purely out of concern for his safety. Logically Percy knows Vax was doing what he was supposed to, but when trouble befell him it was enough to elicit this response

  • @friskybitzboi
    @friskybitzboi 2 года назад +1300

    Marisha being so flustered she burned a higher level spell slot is so incredibly in character for Keyleth, that was perfect

    • @itsnochi9447
      @itsnochi9447 Год назад +43

      tbf i think it was oin purpose. but flustered marisha def added to the character moment haha

    • @danifeatherby
      @danifeatherby Год назад +54

      I love that Matt was just as thrilled by the whole interaction as everyone else!

    • @uli11
      @uli11 Год назад +1

      Omg its amazing.

  • @EmilyRitcheson
    @EmilyRitcheson 5 лет назад +1911

    A favorite moment I'm not seeing anybody else talk about: Taliesin turning to a flustered Marisha saying "I wanna see what color you turned!"

    • @als2480
      @als2480 2 года назад +61

      oh his reaction was one of my favorites

    • @alexandertiberius1098
      @alexandertiberius1098 2 года назад +98

      Most of Taliesin's brilliance goes unnoticed, I think half of his jokes are just for the audience.

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 2 года назад +28

      @@alexandertiberius1098 And we are eternally grateful for that.

    • @jkbarber99
      @jkbarber99 2 месяца назад +3

      His blatant heavy cought reaction had me CRACKING UP. Taliesin knows how to make me laugh!

  • @nush4e
    @nush4e 8 лет назад +4552

    So... just watched blind spot 1x19 and there's this bit about DnD at the start. Ashley calls her colleague a wizard, who calls her an elf. Then she says "Actually, I'm a gnome cleric"... So got in a reference at last! So cool ;)

  • @huwjordan2826
    @huwjordan2826 7 лет назад +2782

    "What's your alignment?"
    "...Good."
    "Good? "
    "Good-ish..."

    • @OmniValor
      @OmniValor 4 года назад +137

      An accurate description for chaotic good lol

    • @Reblwitoutacause
      @Reblwitoutacause 2 года назад +28

      ​@@OmniValor never before, have I heard something I took _SO personally,_ SO offensive, and _ONE-HUNDRED percent AGREE with_

    • @danieldaw1778
      @danieldaw1778 Год назад +9

      I've always been partial to good adjacent when describing my chaotic good alignment.

  • @KOHartz
    @KOHartz 9 лет назад +4139

    I love everything about this group. Matt laughing his ass off about Vax kissing Keyleth shows what kind of amazing people they really are. Also remember that Vex is a VORACIOUS flirt with every NPC and Travis always shrugs it away with a tease. There's no drama or weirdness that they bring in from the outside. Their characters are their own entities, and they control them as such. Just beautiful.

    • @EnDSchultz1
      @EnDSchultz1 9 лет назад +386

      +Cadaverific Gaming Indeed. I think we're familiar enough with the cast at this point to know that Liam has probably consulted Matt about it off-stream by now (it's been pretty obviously brewing for many episodes) and they'd have amicably put a stop to it if there were any problem.

    • @randomnessocity
      @randomnessocity 9 лет назад +57

      +gjaddajg I also thought Travis had a funny expression when Vax was giving Vex his cloak, to be honest that's the only time I noticed him with an odd expression towards Liam.

    • @randomnessocity
      @randomnessocity 9 лет назад +221

      +gjaddajg Rewatching it I honestly don't think any one other than Liam and Matt knew this was going to happen. At least based off of all their reactions.
      I think Travis' comment was just a joke, they're always jabbing at each other.
      or maybe Liam is bored of rogue and they're just leading up to a traumatic death xD

    • @KOHartz
      @KOHartz 9 лет назад +293

      randomnessocity Travis is Grog, and remember, above all else, Grog HATES SOAP OPERA CRAP! Travis doesnt wanna no about Vax-leth or shopping episodes or whatnot. He just wants to go hit something! Remember Shopping & Shipping? Although it was important to go thru the dialogue and evolve the characters, Grog does not require that much evolving. And when the DM does make it an event, it HAS to be surrounded by fighting (The Crucible and Grog potentially going to learn new skills there). I think thats what it was supposed to be but Travis ignored it for now.

    • @MassiveEffect
      @MassiveEffect 9 лет назад +140

      +jamal begg Married to Laura....not Marisha...

  • @crimsonthemad2940
    @crimsonthemad2940 5 лет назад +3235

    So when Wheaton said " Somewhere out there, there is someone who nevers rolls below a 17" was he referring to
    Taliesin?

    • @tyberiuscarter5011
      @tyberiuscarter5011 4 года назад +8

      @Jacob Treuer Idk Keg rolled pretty low

    • @334outdoors8
      @334outdoors8 4 года назад +28

      Jacob Treuer Wheaton got a Nat 20 only one but still

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 года назад +24

      The CR cast knew it but Wil didn't. I'm sure he is aware by now.

    • @quinnquazy876
      @quinnquazy876 3 года назад +3

      @Jacob Treuer if im not mistaking Kegs rolls were pretty low.. and she felt pretty shitty later thinking she was the reason for mollys death.

    • @shypup5675
      @shypup5675 3 года назад +9

      @@quinnquazy876 Pretty sure she never thought she was the reason for Molly's death, a bunch of completely trash people just decided it was her fault and yelled at her on twitter and shit about how she caused his death.

  • @MystMarsh
    @MystMarsh 5 лет назад +1887

    Liam: "You go first."
    Sam: "17!"
    Liam: "Shut up, 27."
    That made me chuckle so hard.

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 4 года назад +76

      And the gun just dissapeared. You didnt see him take it. You just had it one moment and the next it was gone.

  • @4D4plus4is4D8
    @4D4plus4is4D8 8 лет назад +2072

    59:50 "What's your marching order?"
    "We'll go Percy, Cassandra, Cassandra, Percy, Percy, Percy."

    • @PolynomialPandemic
      @PolynomialPandemic 7 лет назад +79

      4D4plus4is4D8; IKR!!!
      "I know you don't know what's going on, but kill keyleth!!"
      wait... which Cassandra is keyleth again?

    • @PolynomialPandemic
      @PolynomialPandemic 7 лет назад +64

      *THE ONE WITH THE BOPPING STAFFFF...*

  • @icequeen9
    @icequeen9 8 лет назад +1636

    THIS IS THE THIRD TIME SCANLAN HAS MOCKED AN ENEMY TO DEATH. He's a living embodiment of the 'hello 911 I just witnessed a murder' meme.

    • @alexkerr3868
      @alexkerr3868 5 лет назад +3

      ghosts have immunity to necrotic damage so that should have failed....but I'm so glad it didn't lol

    • @pacingandmuttering5106
      @pacingandmuttering5106 5 лет назад +70

      @@alexkerr3868 Not necrotic, vicious mockery is psychic

    • @alexkerr3868
      @alexkerr3868 5 лет назад +7

      @@pacingandmuttering5106 I stand corrected. For some reason I always think that VM does necrotic damage :/

    • @calvinjohnson2881
      @calvinjohnson2881 5 лет назад +10

      @@alexkerr3868 might be Toll the Dead your thinking of

    • @mitchellmiller6644
      @mitchellmiller6644 3 года назад +2

      the quote from Taliesin after is just perfect

  • @jonathantanner6701
    @jonathantanner6701 7 лет назад +2366

    Cassandra: "It's a shame you're not as tall as your tales..."
    Scanlan: "Go big, or go gnome!"

    • @ConvoyBebop
      @ConvoyBebop 5 лет назад +175

      I started dying at Percy: NO... NO
      Scanlan: don't worry
      Percy: no

    • @chaance117
      @chaance117 4 года назад +67

      Scanlan: " That my dear lady, is not a tail." /Devilish grin

    • @hollow3d
      @hollow3d 3 года назад +6

      Whats the timestamp or when did this happen?

    • @kuraisaurus
      @kuraisaurus 2 года назад +9

      @@hollow3d This comment is ollllld but around 53:50 😇😇

  • @spectralumbra1568
    @spectralumbra1568 4 года назад +1135

    I don't know why they're so surprised Percy is getting so many nat 20s, that's what happens when you sell your soul to a creepy smoke demon.

  • @Mewchu14
    @Mewchu14 5 лет назад +1608

    “You know I’m in love with you”
    _raucous laughter, coughing, and going on break_
    Cut to
    “In light of the attacks in France”
    That is a tone change alright.

  • @borisbutterscotch9482
    @borisbutterscotch9482 7 лет назад +1934

    Percy: Which one of my ancestors did you just shame to death?
    Scanlan: The one that possessed you!
    Percy: Okay fair.
    this is the best moment in this episode.

  • @-Gnarlemagne
    @-Gnarlemagne 8 лет назад +3047

    "Which one of my ancestors did you just shame to death, again?"
    That may be my favorite sentence without context ever.

    • @GeekandSundry
      @GeekandSundry  8 лет назад +495

      The "again" is what makes it.

    • @-Gnarlemagne
      @-Gnarlemagne 8 лет назад +81

      Without a doubt.
      Hi G&S! :D

    • @GeekandSundry
      @GeekandSundry  8 лет назад +131

      +Zren Hi!

    • @jonnypeters0
      @jonnypeters0 8 лет назад +98

      +Zren I thought Matt was going to be stumped acting out the mocking death... that was impressive story telling!

    • @Logatog
      @Logatog 8 лет назад +6

      I have such a bad memory, when has it happened before?

  • @Wanderingsage7
    @Wanderingsage7 8 лет назад +813

    "Teach me how to use a gun and i'll teach you why it's a bad idea to teach me how to use a gun."

  • @andycleve6690
    @andycleve6690 6 лет назад +1566

    DON'T *smack* GO IN *smack* TO ROOMS *smack* BY *smack* YOURSELF *smack* GOD *smack* DAMNIT *smack*
    new personal favorite line

    • @cussundriakneal9904
      @cussundriakneal9904 5 лет назад +144

      So funny, but at the same time, Percy is LITERALLY fighting off a smoke demon whispering in his ear and corntoring his thoughts, and is riding a high a vengence, and yet he STILL is concerned for his friends, still gets upset when his friend rushes in by himself and nearly gets himself killed AGAIN. Percy is such a sweetheart. Sadist, but a sadistic sweetheart. XD

    • @ambiej123
      @ambiej123 5 лет назад +8

      AndyCleve I read this comment AS I was listening to is at the exact same time.

    • @AllThingsFascinate
      @AllThingsFascinate 5 лет назад +5

      @@cussundriakneal9904 was it about getting Vax killed, or Percy's sister killed?

    • @baseballjustin5
      @baseballjustin5 5 лет назад +17

      @@AllThingsFascinate about Vax since last time he almost died to Lord Brierwood using him as the lord's supper

    • @_Wiseguy7
      @_Wiseguy7 5 лет назад +3

      You mean better than the loudest librarian on god's green earth?

  • @rhokesh4391
    @rhokesh4391 2 года назад +829

    When Percy started picking up the arrows I was like, Oh, he's gathering them up for Vex, that's sweet... - oh.

    • @lucascerqueira202
      @lucascerqueira202 2 года назад +108

      I imagined he giving a cute bouquet of arrows to her

    • @rhokesh4391
      @rhokesh4391 2 года назад +73

      @@lucascerqueira202 with blood still on them XD

    • @RomanII1997
      @RomanII1997 2 года назад +47

      @@rhokesh4391 sounds about percy

    • @coynenyquist3920
      @coynenyquist3920 2 года назад +28

      I thought he was wanting to tinker with them myself

    • @sweebos
      @sweebos Год назад +1

      😅

  • @Martintheauthor
    @Martintheauthor 9 лет назад +3525

    For those curious Taliesin rolled a grand total of SEVEN! natural 20's.

    • @emilyhendrigan9019
      @emilyhendrigan9019 9 лет назад +179

      Dang, Percy is in beast mode.

    • @mr.smithsgovermentclass4556
      @mr.smithsgovermentclass4556 8 лет назад +318

      Did he sleep with the same Gypsy that cursed Wil Wheaton? It would explain his rolls...

    • @guy31978
      @guy31978 8 лет назад +16

      ...How???!?!

    • @Martintheauthor
      @Martintheauthor 8 лет назад +276

      Most of us believe he sacrifices small children to some Elder God, which in trun grants him unholy luck.

    • @louthinator
      @louthinator 7 лет назад +172

      Martintheauthor I'm personally more inclined to believe the theory by Nicholas Smith where he slept with the Gypsy that cursed Wil Wheaton.

  • @cyan0corax
    @cyan0corax 8 лет назад +2386

    unfortunately my imagination is very lacking so I keep imagine Cassandra as basically "Percy in a Dress"

  • @brianpraamsma2607
    @brianpraamsma2607 8 лет назад +3560

    Does the kiss get a sneak attack bonus?

    • @Second_UNIT
      @Second_UNIT 8 лет назад +166

      You made my fucking day

    • @ClaireBear_yt
      @ClaireBear_yt 8 лет назад +210

      Would make sense of it was a surprise round, which it probably would be.

    • @Ookler
      @Ookler 7 лет назад +22

      Could you actually damage an undead that way?

    • @negljbreakergaming
      @negljbreakergaming 7 лет назад +64

      I mean technically no Ookler, sneak attack requires the use of a finesse or ranged weapon so (then again maybe a kiss is a finesse weapon)

    • @Cipher655
      @Cipher655 7 лет назад +18

      Brian Praamsma i literally laughed out loud at 3 am. Oh god thank you so much.

  • @saijeetdogra9360
    @saijeetdogra9360 4 года назад +657

    Taliesin: I'd like to gamble here.
    Casino owner: I know who you are, and I'm never letting you in.

    • @simphiwe4930
      @simphiwe4930 4 года назад +44

      😂😂😂rolls a nat 20 on persuasion.

    • @saijeetdogra9360
      @saijeetdogra9360 4 года назад +60

      Casino Owner: as I was saying I’m never letting you in, without a vip pass. Carry on Percival Frederickstein von musso kawalsky derulo the third.

    • @christopherfleetwood5252
      @christopherfleetwood5252 Год назад +2

      Taliesin: I’d like to gamble here.
      Casino Owner: No Dice!
      (Edited due to autocorrupt)

  • @thisnerdyninja
    @thisnerdyninja 4 года назад +1417

    I love Marisha’s note-taking. She has a tiny notebook that I think is where she writes notes on plot stuff, so whenever someone new shows up as Matt’s describing them, she always pulls it out to read to see if she knows them. I think that’s how she remembered it was Ripley too, it’s so cool.

    • @fiernze222
      @fiernze222 4 года назад +64

      Good players take notes!

    • @gabrielleeeSK
      @gabrielleeeSK 3 года назад +99

      I love how this trait of hers really shows well in campaign 2! I love it when people observe and write down anything that could be important (and it usually later on is), so I'm super happy when I see Marisha catch onto things and clues very quickly!

    • @bowserbrowser6559
      @bowserbrowser6559 3 года назад +10

      She should study her spells

    • @TheAceUpYourSleeves
      @TheAceUpYourSleeves 3 года назад +92

      Every time I see comments of her note taking I get reminded of campaign 2 where she basically solved the whole campaign.
      Don’t watch it if you haven’t finished c2 but theres a video called ‘Marisha is proficient in note taking” and it shows clips of the things she’s referencing. Its insane.

    • @livvy_maye
      @livvy_maye 3 года назад +51

      @@bowserbrowser6559 they had switched from pathfinder to d&d. Everyone was a little confused.

  • @ristychan
    @ristychan 8 лет назад +1644

    Keyleth/Marisha gets so damn flustered post-kiss it's the funniest thing ever.

    • @darkecofreak23
      @darkecofreak23 6 лет назад +108

      KitKatAttac Preemptive “Shut up, Sam!” is a win!

    • @darkecofreak23
      @darkecofreak23 6 лет назад +32

      And Sam just took it in stride. God bless.

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 года назад +24

      Almost killed Taliesin with that.

    • @OmniValor
      @OmniValor 4 года назад +20

      Peep Lauras face too, it's a pretty amazing reaction

    • @erisplaysgames
      @erisplaysgames 4 года назад +50

      It’s made so much better by the fact that Matt is sat watching them miming eating popcorn

  • @dom5pawn13
    @dom5pawn13 8 лет назад +1406

    Poor Liam. He sounded like his voice was about to give out the whole night.

    • @iGuttsi
      @iGuttsi 6 лет назад +103

      Spawnie1989 he said in the previous episode he was voicing monsters all day before it

    • @DizRupTnz
      @DizRupTnz 6 лет назад +84

      This would have been while WoW: Legion was still in beta and Illidan had a lot of dialogue in that expac.

    • @cassandragidney7682
      @cassandragidney7682 6 лет назад +40

      "I AM MY SCARS!!!!!"

    • @annafantasia
      @annafantasia 4 года назад +92

      Yeah he had done monster voices. But damn it was hard to listen to him! Even Laura at one point said something quietly to him about it and he was like "ehhh I'll be fine in a week" and she winced. Then he came back with a cup of tea after break. But he still didn't minimize his talking!! XD I think honestly he just loves this game that much.

    • @KarmicKnight97
      @KarmicKnight97 4 года назад +62

      It was sexy tho

  • @HalfElfHalfling
    @HalfElfHalfling 7 лет назад +1038

    "did you just squeek?"
    "maybe. you don't know. shut up!"
    I'm laughing so hard!

    • @S_047
      @S_047 4 года назад +14

      I had to replay that at least 5 times

    • @morganschall1521
      @morganschall1521 3 года назад +3

      Timestamp?

    • @forkysporky7073
      @forkysporky7073 3 года назад +15

      @@morganschall1521 1:26:46 I literally cried over this.

  • @nicolebragg1171
    @nicolebragg1171 2 года назад +351

    That kiss had me screaming, & the moment being interrupted by Percy whacking Vax with a bunch of arrows for reckless endangerment yet again was almost better.
    Also, I love that Taliesin basically decided 'ok, now it's just unfair' by rolling that many Nat 20s, retired his own die from the rest of the game, and then proceeded to roll more Nat 20's with a different die. Like that's so cute & also such a nice thing as a player to say "Okay, someone else deserves a turn here" even if it's just your golden hand.

  • @scarlettkara2762
    @scarlettkara2762 6 лет назад +1247

    "Wait. As that happens, and my consciousness fades away, I don't say anything, but here's what I think in a split second. I think of my friends that I have spent so much time with. *I think of Keyleth, beautiful, walking under the trees.* I think of my twin sister..."
    OHMIGOD IT MAKES SENSE NOW. When he said that, I was like, *really *, you think of * her * before you think of Vex, but now--
    I SEE THE LIGHT

    • @ConvoyBebop
      @ConvoyBebop 5 лет назад +248

      I think Vex knew for a while
      When Vax was telling everyone about how him and Keyleth pretended to be married Vex was like "oh you did?" (Paraphrasing) in that tone lol

    • @Logan_Baron
      @Logan_Baron 4 года назад +264

      During the trial of the take, when Kash was getting annoyed with Keyleth, Tibs said "She's like that" and Keyleth said "Is that how people see me?" Vax looked at her and softly said "I don't". He was showing it way back then, but a lot of it is only caught in hindsight.

    • @rhyestripes6059
      @rhyestripes6059 4 года назад +26

      Oh yeah I forgot about that, not as awkward anymore cuz obviously Matt was in on it, idk of a player of mine just dropped something like that out of the blue I might be a bit weird about it

    • @impastabowl2328
      @impastabowl2328 4 года назад +3

      Scarlett Kara lol u didn’t realize before

    • @scarlettkara2762
      @scarlettkara2762 4 года назад +58

      @@impastabowl2328 Not from my first watch through. I've listened again multiple times since, and have come to appreciate Liam's long games, like this one.

  • @LyokoGirl720
    @LyokoGirl720 8 лет назад +3332

    Why are people so weird about Vax and Keyleth? Or more accurately about Liam and Marisha playing there characters as having a romance? If this was a tv show and they were acting it wouldn't be weird. Vax is not Liam, Liam is not Vax it makes sense and makes for a good story. Plus they are all actors professionally and can separate character from self.
    Nobody acted like it was weird when Matt as Gilmore layed on the flirt with Vax so why is this weird? The answer is, its not.

    • @ObitoI3
      @ObitoI3 8 лет назад +150

      If you mean the rest of the players then in a Q&A they will answer it, but it was the first time they ever experienced this in their game, hell I don't really see this between any players in any game I have been (because some people think it's weird, but for me could be entertaining like this). It's just those weird giddy feeling people get when they are in the middle of seeing an intimate moment and don't know how to react. Also they didn't act like that with Gilmore as it was just flirting and no one outright expressed love to each other yet. Also it could be between the two single player characters as opposed to the many DMs characters.
      If you mean the people in comments, then my previous long post can be ignored.

    • @viviennemonteiro
      @viviennemonteiro 8 лет назад +235

      well it's keyleth who is being weird but that's BC her character is that way

    • @draumafikill4888
      @draumafikill4888 8 лет назад +119

      Well you see actors play romantic roles in every fucking movie, this is no diffrent. They are RPGing, they are making a store, just like any other book, movie or play.

    • @jonathanbethea8573
      @jonathanbethea8573 8 лет назад +342

      To be fair, I'm pretty sure a lot of that was Marisha being legit flustered at this new development she wasn't prepared for. Her boyfriend and Sam teasing her didn't help.

    • @Cowcow211
      @Cowcow211 8 лет назад +97

      +Jonathan Bethea I'm sure there was some background oks before it went ahead too.

  • @d2beej
    @d2beej 8 лет назад +1396

    Percy dropping 20s like there's no tomorrow.

    • @Madhattersinjeans
      @Madhattersinjeans 6 лет назад +12

      He's also been rolling the most dice.

    • @Artisanprophet
      @Artisanprophet 6 лет назад +24

      EchoMarauder one is born in every one thousand rpg gamer!

    • @shwash5284
      @shwash5284 6 лет назад +5

      He just cannot hold all of those 20s!

    • @chase_h.01
      @chase_h.01 6 лет назад +88

      Percy dropping 20's like Tiberius drops old ladies.

    • @nicholasfotou2980
      @nicholasfotou2980 6 лет назад +5

      You made me chuckle. Thank you

  • @BigKlingy
    @BigKlingy 8 лет назад +931

    1:57:06 That feel when you realise that if Percy had failed that first death saving throw, he would've been DEAD. Just imagine, Percy dead before facing the Briarwoods. That would've been horrible.

    • @Boats_Of_Seamen
      @Boats_Of_Seamen 8 лет назад +84

      I seriously doubt Mercer would have struck Percy and take out two death saving throws had he failed it.

    • @BigKlingy
      @BigKlingy 8 лет назад +123

      You never know. He tries to be as fair as possible, and the party has come VERY close to death several times already, like Vax against Anders, and in the Underdark escape Pike came one roll away from having her brain eaten by a Mindflayer. (Which I'm guessing would've made resurrection extremely difficult)

    • @Boats_Of_Seamen
      @Boats_Of_Seamen 8 лет назад +52

      BigKlingy
      Yeah, I realize that. Same thing with the first fight with the Briarwoods, Vax came extremely close to dying. He had saving throw left, if I recall correctly. It does keep it exciting, the never knowing if a TPK is just around the corner.

    • @mordirit8727
      @mordirit8727 7 лет назад +148

      I freaking love that Pike close call, because Matt breaks down when it happens. The second Percy kills the Mind Flayer Matt looks at the initiative order, takes a huge gasp and goes "oh my GOD! Because that guy was next, he was gonna kill Pike o.o".
      Perfect reaction of a DM who loves his PCs but would still kill them, no problem.

    • @thomasbailey4616
      @thomasbailey4616 7 лет назад +18

      I think that its just some of the foes Matt/Critters choose(Critters when there is a vote) need serious work for balances sake. I mean just like in the episode you literally have to kill each other to stop possesion unless you have a cleric around. So you party is just screwed without one. Then how are you supposed to fight the big boss having most of your spells/abilities drained having to deal with possesion?

  • @jaskier5885
    @jaskier5885 Год назад +381

    Percy just saying no to Cass and Scanlan's interaction is just amazing and never fails to make me laugh.

  • @hannahwatt8448
    @hannahwatt8448 2 года назад +261

    “It’s a series of words that I know individually but he strings them together in ways that don’t make sense.” I love Tahliesin

  • @vitsavicky
    @vitsavicky 6 лет назад +1623

    I am thinking that Whitestone will resort to burning their dead instead of burying them as a custom for a really long time to come.

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 года назад +83

      I wonder why every D&D community doesn't do this as standard practice.

    • @dascientist8443
      @dascientist8443 4 года назад +49

      Odds are, unless your campaign has a very specific theme, you run into at most one vampire/one clan of them per campaign. Since the world is presumably not ruled by vampires when you start, they seem to be a rare enough occurrence.

    • @melissawardjohns220
      @melissawardjohns220 4 года назад +27

      That is something I wondered with clerics And necromancers being able to raise dead to undead. If I knew it was possible all corpses would be mandatory to burn to a god of light and fire.

    • @GeusGames
      @GeusGames 4 года назад +21

      ​@@melissawardjohns220 If the person that died didn't want to be burned, it could be considered disrespectful to still do it, but, yeah, it should be the opposite of what we have IRL(burning is standard, other stuff, including burials, are the exception).

    • @johnstuart1338
      @johnstuart1338 3 года назад +16

      I know that if undeath were a thing in real life then cremation would likely be mandated by law.

  • @coreylando6608
    @coreylando6608 8 лет назад +1412

    That awkward moment when all 3 players fail their charisma saving throws and the DM has to intervene to stop it from being a massacre.

    • @mileseximius
      @mileseximius 8 лет назад +83

      *cough cough* deus ex machina *cough cough*

    • @texasholdmeplease
      @texasholdmeplease 8 лет назад +401

      Deus Vox Machina

    • @asherandai1000
      @asherandai1000 7 лет назад +184

      considering that he did the thing with pike at the start of the session its almost like he forsaw Vax being possessed

    • @noclue4108
      @noclue4108 6 лет назад +107

      Sweet Autumns I have actually been stabbed before and I concur.

    • @leavy
      @leavy 6 лет назад +103

      I was super surprised to see him pull out three extremely lethal creatures without having a cleric around.
      I actually thought it was three banshees for a brief moment and REALLY was concerned.

  • @shadowrain1000
    @shadowrain1000 8 лет назад +931

    Timestamps:
    4:24 - The ship sets sail
    04:37 - Break starts
    11:09 - Fan art
    14:44 - Break ends, game continues
    17:28 Percy whacking Vax
    27:46 - (Not really a highlight, but I was looking for it) Vax takes a look
    35:35 - That's a bad idea
    53:50 Cassandra kinda sorta flirts with Scanlan and Percy reacts appropriately
    54:15 Scanlan has A Great Idea and Matt's face is priceless
    56:50 Lets play "Which of the Percys is Vax"
    1:39:13 - Scanlan sings a song to inspire Vax [based on Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5]
    1:59:58 - Vicious Mockery
    2:02:33 - Scanlan raps

    • @jordanjones116
      @jordanjones116 7 лет назад +4

      shadowrain1000 I

    • @0culimortis
      @0culimortis 7 лет назад +29

      shadowrain1000 I agree with you. If Scanlan were to ever use a gun, the first time he fired I can imagine a tiny Gnome being tossed back several feet by massive amounts of recoil

    • @neme2838
      @neme2838 6 лет назад +40

      I know this is old but 1:26:45- squeak

    • @jennessabeckett3949
      @jennessabeckett3949 5 лет назад +3

      ALL THE SHIPS

    • @lukasasmuth1653
      @lukasasmuth1653 5 лет назад +2

      Thank you kind ser...

  • @AnneIglesias
    @AnneIglesias 6 лет назад +1758

    Out of all of the things that would put me on edge or bad omens I’ve seen in the past 30-something episodes, I have never shifted so uncomfortably in my seat until the moment Scanlan was handed a gun.

    • @dicorockhimself
      @dicorockhimself 5 лет назад +85

      Scanlon with a gun is fucked up

    • @mylastusernamewastoolong4
      @mylastusernamewastoolong4 4 года назад +21

      He’s a big little man, he can handle it (hopefully)

    • @ClokworkGremlin
      @ClokworkGremlin 4 года назад +89

      The very first thing he did was trigger a negligent discharge. I think he conclusively can not handle it.

    • @thatsmuggamer
      @thatsmuggamer 4 года назад +14

      I mean he only had it for three seconds

    • @pagenein
      @pagenein 4 года назад +17

      *C2 spoilers* It’s an omen for next campaign..

  • @louisec-m9503
    @louisec-m9503 5 лет назад +533

    'It's a shame you're not as tall as your tales'
    Dang, the de Rolo sass clearly runs in the family!

    • @LLCCB
      @LLCCB 6 месяцев назад

      ❤❤❤

  • @Introbulus
    @Introbulus 5 лет назад +205

    Mercer's evil laugh as he starts the break immediately after the dramatic kiss.

    • @Introbulus
      @Introbulus 5 лет назад +2

      ...Seeming is the *best spell*, especially when used by Scanlan.

  • @Papercut337
    @Papercut337 9 лет назад +885

    "Don't loot my family's crypt!"

    • @infernodelta70
      @infernodelta70 8 лет назад +101

      +Papercut337 Words you never thought you would have to say, but have to regardless

    • @morganalefae3137
      @morganalefae3137 6 лет назад +9

      "can I loot with stealth?" That'd be me

    • @hannibustoogfyrre6074
      @hannibustoogfyrre6074 5 лет назад +9

      "Which of my ancestors did you just shame to death? AGAIN!"

  • @theherald4132
    @theherald4132 7 лет назад +273

    Percy, looking at Cassandra and gesturing tentatively to the rest of the group; "These are...my friends..."

  • @001skm
    @001skm 2 года назад +532

    Just bringing this back up here. Thank you frankichiro!
    00:00:56 - "I tried, but he hurt my wrist really bad"
    00:02:11 - "What's up, bitches?"
    00:04:05 - Vax kisses Keyleth!
    00:04:55 - End of part 1
    00:11:09 - Fan art
    00:14:01 - Start of part 2
    00:15:19 - "Roll for tounge action"
    00:15:39 - Awkward Vax and Flustered Keyleth
    00:16:13 - "Folks, we don't know what we're doing"
    00:16:27 - Matt pretends eating popcorn
    00:17:30 - Percy whacking Vax
    00:18:06 - Cassandra and Percy
    00:12:52 - "Percy, you have a sister"
    00:24:55 - "That Ripley is very talented"
    00:26:51 - Magic boots!
    00:28:05 - "Vax, do you need my help to unlock it?"
    00:29:09 - Letters
    00:31:00 - "Yaarl?"
    00:31:30 - "Oh, motherfucker! He's a spy!"
    00:32:30 - Scanlan uses Shit-scrying
    00:33:14 - "The delicious scent of burning human flesh fills the room"
    00:33:38 - "You've squeezed all you're gonna be able to get out of that"
    00:34:34 - "These are my friends, by the way"
    00:35:35 - "You pull your finger on the finger part, and the big boom part comes out"
    00:36:00 - Scanlan and the gun
    00:38:44 - Cassandra's story
    00:44:56 - "I do trust you, that's the problem"
    00:48:30 - Percy's potion
    00:50:14 - "That's the name of my belt as well"
    00:31:32 - "What is Lady Briarwood?"
    00:52:18 - "The whispered one"
    00:52:56 - "That's a series of words I know individually, but it's strange that together they make no bloody sense"
    00:53:49 - "It's a shame you're not as tall as your tales, small one"
    00:54:11 - A small battalion of Percys and Cassandras
    00:55:34 - "Abrasiveness is his most powerful weapon"
    00:56:53 - "Is there anybody who's not made uncomfortable by this?"
    00:58:13 - "Is this the body-switching episode?"
    00:59:50 - "We'll go Percy, Cassandra, Cassandra, Percy, Percy, Percy"
    01:01:23 - "Yeah, no. Don't go Skyrim on me"
    01:02:34 - Taliesin rolls a natural 20 (4/7)
    01:03:18 - Mysterious dark green glass
    01:06:47 - Travis rolls a natural 20 (1/2)
    01:09:31 - Taliesin rolls a natural 20 (5/7), Matt bans his die
    01:11:20 - Taliesin rolls a natural 20 (6/7)
    01:12:32 - Taliesin rolls a natural 20 (7/7)
    01:15:55 - Matt forgot about the Hero's Feast
    01:17:00 - "3v3, man. Battle Royale, let's do this"
    01:21:07 - Taliesin rolls a natural 1 (2/3)
    01:22:50 - Pike!
    01:23:36 - Taliesin quoting Bedknobs and Broomsticks (ruclips.net/video/PpmshIjeSv8/видео.html)
    01:24:04 - Sam makes a funny accent
    01:24:47 - Scanlan's alignment is "Good-ish. Sort of like Devious Good"
    01:26:16 - Vex recieves the lamest inspiration ever from Scanlan
    01:26:45 - Taliesin makes a squeak
    01:26:59 - Scanlan uses a Cutting Words doo-wop on Keyleth
    01:28:30 - Taliesin working on his Spirit Squeaking
    01:29:14 - "Oh, that's my mausoleum!"
    01:29:35 - "Let's do this! I've always loved that bear"
    01:30:20 - "Trinket bowling!"
    01:35:17 - Taliesin rolls a natural 1 (3/3)
    01:36:27 - "This is Percy beating up Percy right now"
    01:37:49 - "Oh no, I hit Trinket"
    01:39:09 - Scanlan inspires Vax (Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5)
    01:40:32 - Matt forgot to add Cassandra to the initiative order
    01:41:45 - "Yeah, the old Less-Likely-Trick"
    01:45:31 - "Grog! I know you don't know what's going on right now, but kill Keyleth!"
    01:47:42 - Marisha makes the cutest wheezes
    01:53:55 - Cassandra is having a weird time
    01:54:32 - Taliesin makes a creepy ghost voice and quotes Evil Dead II (ruclips.net/video/3mv6bwo6RCo/видео.html)
    01:55:20 - "Oh shit, we've just been killing our friends for no reason?"
    01:22:57 - Travis rolls a natural 20 (2/2), his first time critical hit on the show
    01:57:01 - Percy fails two Death saving throws
    01:58:54 - Scanlan grabs a little feel
    01:59:14 - Sam tries to say Percy's full name, Taliesin start singing "It's De-lovely" from the musical Anything Goes
    01:59:58 - Scanlan mocks a ghost to death
    02:01:16 - "Which one of my ancestors did you just shame to death, again?"
    02:02:34 - Scanlan raps a song of rest (O.P.P. by Naughty by Nature)
    02:03:07 - "Holy Bejeezus guys, can we never do that again?"
    02:04:19 - "Don't loot my family's crypt!"
    02:04:42 - End of part 2
    02:05:35 - "Ashley is getting home right now, in case we need her..."

  • @vocaeien
    @vocaeien 6 лет назад +408

    Keyleth: Vax? Um...be careful.
    Vax: Of course, Keyleth-
    Vex: *leans over* He will be :|

  • @AbnormallyAverage
    @AbnormallyAverage 8 лет назад +648

    Oh my god Laura's face when Vax made his move was absolutely priceless. Her reactions are always so animated and lovable!

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 4 года назад +46

      I don't know which I love better, Laura's OH MY GOD face or Marisha reverting into a 12 year old and hiding behind her binder lol

    • @ClokworkGremlin
      @ClokworkGremlin 4 года назад +19

      I'm certain Laura hasn't aged a day since she was 21. She still has that same level of enthusiasm for everything.

    • @OmniValor
      @OmniValor 4 года назад +4

      "😮😮😮😮😮"

  • @lunahaleraven6011
    @lunahaleraven6011 8 лет назад +395

    59:21 - its like half a second but does anyone else hear Travis say "Time for a Family Reunion." after they find out that all the tombs are open.

  • @daimonclarke
    @daimonclarke 8 лет назад +271

    At this point Scanlanigans has almost killed as many of Percy's family as the Briarwoods.

    • @zags3114
      @zags3114 8 лет назад +51

      Scanlanigans may be the best word ever made

  • @WinterFaery84
    @WinterFaery84 5 лет назад +649

    I just realized that we get to see Percy smacking Vax with the arrows......ANIMATED!! I can't wait! LOL!

    • @deathless12345678
      @deathless12345678 4 года назад +5

      I kinda hope each character is their own art style.

    • @crodthesorrysap4165
      @crodthesorrysap4165 4 года назад +31

      Grog is a jojo character

    • @critroleclips7320
      @critroleclips7320 3 года назад +5

      @@crodthesorrysap4165 Pillar Goliath

    • @ianglotfelty3639
      @ianglotfelty3639 2 года назад +47

      Damn that would have been great if they included it

    • @connorboyle2585
      @connorboyle2585 Год назад +7

      @@ianglotfelty3639 Would have been funny but I'll take the way they restructured the entire fight over that one joke, Vax running in solo and needing to be rescued twice within a couple episodes would have felt like bad writing more than anything else.

  • @Ni-boo
    @Ni-boo 5 лет назад +200

    "Oh no, so scary... And cute, like a kitten." - Scanlan to Possessed Keyleth

    • @user-Aaron-
      @user-Aaron- Год назад +3

      Love how she plays into it after he says that too.

  • @XxMasterBeefxX
    @XxMasterBeefxX 8 лет назад +437

    Every time I reminded myself that everyone looked like Percy and Cassandra during that ghost fight I burst out laughing, like at 1:54:22 , Percy basically gets charged at by a larger version of himself that says "Percyyy".

  • @meadeiocre7085
    @meadeiocre7085 8 лет назад +595

    Even Percy was getting irritated with his own great roles it was beautiful.

    • @yuit6
      @yuit6 7 лет назад +1

      Meadeiocre ii

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 5 лет назад +18

      I'd get annoyed too lol. I love a fair fight, getting wreckt or wrecking really takes away the fun.

    • @averagegirl7113
      @averagegirl7113 4 года назад +29

      Laura's throwing away dice because they keep rolling 1's while this guy has to toss 'em because they keep coming up 20's.

    • @BouncingTribbles
      @BouncingTribbles 2 года назад +8

      The dice gods even reached down TWICE to tell them to stop messing with the rolls. The one keyleth rolled and two 20s on the new die. The dice tell the tale, and this is Percy's story

  • @GarrodMagic123
    @GarrodMagic123 9 лет назад +314

    I love how Matt is just eating invisible popcorn while this all happens, a show in a show :P

  • @averagegirl7113
    @averagegirl7113 4 года назад +245

    56:44 We see Laura asking Liam about his throat, and he shrugs it off saying he'll be better next week and jokes that now his voice is deep enough to do a Grog impression. Like a minute later all the guys are impersonating Vax which sets up Vax impersonating Grog and guys I flipping love these people and this story it's all too perfect.

  • @isabellahightower8951
    @isabellahightower8951 5 лет назад +714

    Vax said “You know I’m in love with you right?”, kissed her, and then my PHONE DIED.
    THAT WAS AMAZING AND MY PHONE DIED!?!!!!!!!!

  • @muixc
    @muixc 6 лет назад +603

    Percy beating Vax with the arrows was priceless.
    Edit: The Scanlan/Trinket rivalry is also great.

  • @andrewzimmerman6762
    @andrewzimmerman6762 6 лет назад +407

    Liam's "after-monster sounds" voice works so well with the fact that Vax nearly died in this episode. Perfect!

  • @beretperson
    @beretperson 6 лет назад +797

    Marisha accidentally rolling a 1 with the snitch was perfect

    • @impastabowl2328
      @impastabowl2328 4 года назад +12

      Mateo Gg “accidentally” like you can control it normally

    • @itzizzzz
      @itzizzzz 4 года назад +9

      @@impastabowl2328 it’s all in the wrist 😂

    • @ignisshadowflame1027
      @ignisshadowflame1027 3 года назад +1

      @@itzizzzz Even then it's not perfect but you can get some control.

  • @andrevieirahyurem287
    @andrevieirahyurem287 4 года назад +211

    1:36:40
    Matt: You are being attacked and stabbed by yourself. It's weird
    Tal: I'm not reading too much into this. This is not a metaphor!
    Marisha: dies

  • @MrJackShade
    @MrJackShade 5 лет назад +225

    I love that Matt gave them the opportunity for a short rest while Cassandra was getting her things. I love that he doesn' t play DnD as DM vs. Players, it's a story they're telling together and he wants it to be as good as it can be.

    • @theendicott2838
      @theendicott2838 5 лет назад +3

      Jack Shade then he sends in three ghosts that completely deplete all their abilities right before the boss fight. Yeah, sure he doesn’t play dm-v-players...

    • @clayxros576
      @clayxros576 5 лет назад +25

      @@theendicott2838
      That felt like an oopsie rather than an intended "screw you". Nobody was having fun in that fight

    • @ultrawaffle
      @ultrawaffle 3 года назад +30

      @@clayxros576 Yeah, he realized it was way harder than he intended and started making up things to let it be easier, like Pike's intervention and allowing the spirit guardians to damage ghosts while they're possessing someone. To be fair, the fight would have been much easier if they hadn't failed every single one of their saves against possession.

    • @kaybadberg534
      @kaybadberg534 Год назад +5

      @@ultrawaffle Taliesin was draining all of their luck from their dice.

  • @dicerson9976
    @dicerson9976 8 лет назад +569

    Percy is literally the Anti-Wheaton. They both exist as entities only for the sake of the other's existence. They are literally yin and yang, positive and negative. I am gonna call it that when one of them dies (Either of old age, or otherwise), the other will die on the same day. Simply because one cannot exist without the other to balance them out.

    • @privpi
      @privpi 4 года назад +21

      Either that or the universe will fall into chaos

    • @DeathToRain
      @DeathToRain 3 года назад +11

      luck cannot be created nor destroyed only transferred from one holder to another.

    • @feathertouchasmr
      @feathertouchasmr 3 года назад +8

      A new holder will be chosen to the chagrin of many

    • @TheAceUpYourSleeves
      @TheAceUpYourSleeves 3 года назад +5

      Or they are both immortal eldridge beings

    • @Ghost-ql6tn
      @Ghost-ql6tn 3 года назад +1

      @@TheAceUpYourSleeves The one is question is definitely Wil and not Taliesin
      Edit: I can't spell or read

  • @najangZ
    @najangZ 7 лет назад +151

    Laura's reaction to Vax declaring his love, is still to this day one of my favorite moments of Crit Role history XD

  • @Palladum12
    @Palladum12 8 лет назад +616

    LAURAS FACE WHEN VAX SAYS HE LOVES KEYLETH IS EVERYTHING HOLY CRAP LMAO

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 4 года назад +79

      That and Marisha reverting into a 12 year old and hiding behind her binder. I laugh like a madman any time I see this scene :D

    • @OmniValor
      @OmniValor 4 года назад +27

      Every one of her face muscles stretch to 110% it's outrageous and amazing lol

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 Год назад

      @@nuru666 I laughed like Alucard from Hellsing Ultimate Abridged

  • @samuelsnyder4601
    @samuelsnyder4601 6 лет назад +175

    You would think Percy's smoke monster friend would have something to say about another spirit moving in

    • @LootFragg
      @LootFragg Год назад +27

      "Uhhh... excuse me? Sir? Sir! Can't a demon plot some revenge in privacy? Rude."

    • @synthellaart1587
      @synthellaart1587 Год назад +7

      "Oh, no, I wasn't expecting visitors today, I don't have any coffee or snacks..."

    • @inklypse4248
      @inklypse4248 Год назад +2

      ​@@synthellaart1587 Orthax, looking at the ghost: "...Crumpet?"

  • @DuskArgentum
    @DuskArgentum 3 года назад +539

    Laura: "We really need a cleric."
    And then she played a cleric next campaign... Who became notorious for never healing her allies. Thank Melora for Caduceus!

    • @elfaro1607
      @elfaro1607 2 года назад +14

      Funny thing, she was going to play Warlock but Travis wanted to also so she took Cleric, and it all worked out beautifully in campaign anyway forJesters personality believing in her God

    • @Tenma2411
      @Tenma2411 2 года назад +6

      @@elfaro1607 there is no reason why 2 people cant play the same class. you got subclasses after all and you gotta do what you enjoy.

    • @elfaro1607
      @elfaro1607 2 года назад +3

      @@Tenma2411 i didn’t say I made the decision I said that Laura made the decision at that time.

    • @Tenma2411
      @Tenma2411 2 года назад +2

      @@elfaro1607 I know, i didnt mean it as an attack towards you but just as an observation as to why she changed classes.

    • @mineola_
      @mineola_ 2 года назад +8

      I mean everyone talks about Jester never healing, and though she was always very reluctant and a tad resentful, cure wounds was her most cast spell.

  • @Goblinfoo
    @Goblinfoo 8 лет назад +504

    But Vax, what about Gilmore and his glorious goods?

    • @bongibot1104
      @bongibot1104 6 лет назад +54

      Goblinfoo Vax wants to tap that tree rather than take Gilmore's staff if you catch my drift

    • @NukeWarz101
      @NukeWarz101 6 лет назад +95

      Bongibot Nah man, the glorious Gilmore threeway is the only option.

    • @supernaturaldisaster7877
      @supernaturaldisaster7877 6 лет назад +23

      I kinda want that. WE MUST WRITE THE FANFIC

    • @thesparechannel6580
      @thesparechannel6580 4 года назад +30

      Vax has two hands.

    • @pandainabeanbag
      @pandainabeanbag 4 года назад +11

      When you swing both ways don’t you get one of each?

  • @Blank-uq2lf
    @Blank-uq2lf 9 лет назад +476

    I did some calculations, and seven natural twenties, rolling that frequently, would amount to a 0.05% possible chance of it occurring. Congratulations, you've official earned the title of Nega-Wheaton.

    • @FurbGurger
      @FurbGurger 4 года назад +12

      r/theydidthemath ?

    • @se5246
      @se5246 4 года назад +12

      @@FurbGurger r/theydidthemonstermath

    • @Zalied
      @Zalied 2 года назад +1

      I mean he makes 3 rolls an attack initiative saves with advantage skill checks.
      The. Add in that's 7 on 1 of them but it would be just as impressive if it was on nay of them so do that math foe each player.
      Then we are impressed this game but this is episode 33 so add in those odds for every roll up to date
      It's super impressive and tal for hundreds of episodes keeps up the anti wheaton I just don't thin .05% really is a fair assessment when your actually count the real rolls

  • @kidigus
    @kidigus 8 лет назад +326

    2:00:34 - To Kill with Mocking Bard
    Eh? Anyone?

    • @kgga3
      @kgga3 7 лет назад +1

      Jack Ryan I HAVE to use this.

    • @nateatavares4268
      @nateatavares4268 6 лет назад +1

      I see what you did there. I hate that i love it. Thank you.

    • @robpaul7544
      @robpaul7544 6 лет назад +5

      I'd prefer To Kill A Mocking Bard 😳

    • @skully2644
      @skully2644 6 лет назад +1

      disadvantage

    • @LyraLyraPantsOnFyra
      @LyraLyraPantsOnFyra 5 лет назад +2

      Grudgingly, have an internet point.

  • @vix_4783
    @vix_4783 2 года назад +76

    Liam rolling sleight of hand to take the gun and smirking telling Sam “you go first” was just immaculate

  • @Giulia-ss2kp
    @Giulia-ss2kp 2 года назад +63

    57:17 I know he's hurting, but Liam's voice as Vax tries to get Kiki's attention absolutely MELTS ME

  • @MisterTingles
    @MisterTingles 8 лет назад +382

    WOW! Sam just continues to astound me with his ideas. No DM, no matter how many unholy pacts they may have made, can hope to match that sort of unexpected out of the box thinking, and you can *see* it on Matt's face, too.

    • @Nr4747
      @Nr4747 6 лет назад +72

      I don't think MrTingles meant to say that Sam somehow "bested" Matt - he just wanted to say that Sam can even impress Matt, who is an incredible GM.

    • @azarinevil
      @azarinevil 5 лет назад +55

      Every DM has had their fair share.. I've had a wizard use polymorph to put out a town on fire by turning into a giant, and emptying their bladder. I've had a barbarian jump on top a boulder and "lumberjack run" it down a mountain so they could get enough speed to jump a ravine and get a "strike" on the orc formation on the other side (the party now calls the move Orc Bowling). I've even had a goblin druid talk an elder Red Dragon into sticking it's head into a tiny tunnel by swearing the dragon could fit and once stuck, insulting it so bad the angry dragon brought the mountain down on itself

    • @lancecarlisle1749
      @lancecarlisle1749 4 года назад +5

      @@azarinevil ORC BOWLING?! I love it!

    • @obi-wank-enobi
      @obi-wank-enobi 4 года назад +1

      @@azarinevil I mean my players do more of the sadistic things like summoning water in an enemy's lungs

    • @obi-wank-enobi
      @obi-wank-enobi 4 года назад +10

      @@azarinevil or once a halflimg druid we had on the team did an antman by turning into a fly and flew into an enemy npc's nose and proceeded to rip their face apart by then wild forming into a bear
      Most bat shit crazy/awesome thing I've ever seen

  • @zrahabi
    @zrahabi 7 лет назад +148

    "Abrasiveness is his most powerful weapon"

  • @LadyKross
    @LadyKross 2 года назад +38

    "You know I'm in love with you, right?"
    Oh my god, that bomb drop right before break! I actually felt MYSELF blush!

  • @discipleofvecna6235
    @discipleofvecna6235 3 года назад +308

    I love how Matt does things. 1:22:00 ish, he saw the 3 ghosts all taking over the players was a shit situation. And reading this, he took something heavily in character - Vax embracing religion somewhat following Pike, him having put time into it, and rewarded it by giving a chance to shake the ghost and help rebalance the odds in a very in-character, balanced, flavorful way. It didn't feel like an "Oh shit I gotta fix this" thing, but natural, one of those situations where the DM bending the rules is nice.

    • @bdletoast09
      @bdletoast09 2 года назад +40

      And he also rewarded Scanlan use of Spirit Guardian by homeruling posession like the ghosts were also taking damages as long as radiant damages were used. It works thematically and doesn't punish Sam for "wasting" a precious scroll because he couldn't have known better.

    • @iank472
      @iank472 2 года назад +19

      I always try to keep in mind that when I'm running a game I'm there to entertain the players and let them have fun. Sure my party running into a Zombie T-Rex in the jungles of Chult could be a regular combat where they get torn to shreds in like 4 rounds OR I can let them make perception checks and notice the loose rocks barely held in place by gnarled vines growing out of the cliff face. Technically it would take crazy good luck and the Zombie T-Rex not being resistant to bludgeoning damage to bury it and win but hey it makes for a cool moment and everyone has a great time. Besides I can always have it dig it's way out...

    • @bdletoast09
      @bdletoast09 2 года назад +14

      @@iank472 Yup, a good DM knows when to put a wall against their player, and when to let that wall crumble. Sometimes, it's funnier for everyone to play loose with the rules.

    • @iank472
      @iank472 2 года назад +7

      @@bdletoast09 rule of cool wins 10 times outta 10 😀

    • @ChristieLily35
      @ChristieLily35 2 года назад +1

      All of the above and this is being streamed, there has to be some level of entertainment value to keep people watching. You can't let rules (or dice roles) ruin a good plot in these cases. Plus, it's a game and why have rules if they're not mean to be broken?

  • @Glimjii
    @Glimjii 2 года назад +87

    4:13 The reaction by Marisha and how flustered she gets when Liam as Vex confesses his love to Keyleth is fantastic. Re-watching C1 and seeing the start of the Keyleth/Vax relationship is still just as adorable as it was the first time. What a moment.

  • @UnNuclear
    @UnNuclear 9 лет назад +287

    Is this the second time Scanlan has gotten, "How do you want to do this" by mocking them to death?

    • @chrisharvey1285
      @chrisharvey1285 9 лет назад +76

      +UnNuclear Third if you count the dark dwarf he drowned

    • @MrAdvise1990
      @MrAdvise1990 8 лет назад +4

      Third I think

    • @jime7001
      @jime7001 8 лет назад +31

      Third.
      Notice how every time he mocks someone, they die?

    • @azarinevil
      @azarinevil 5 лет назад +14

      Definitely three.. A duergar guard, a lesser vampire, and this episode's victim. Starting to think Scanlan's making up for being bullied as a child.

  • @pixiedragon526
    @pixiedragon526 9 лет назад +414

    Is Taliesin like the RNGesus or something? because 7 crit's is unheard of, not to mention when he reach out to "suck matts luck away" Matt ended up getting two natural twenties in a row.

    • @Naqaj
      @Naqaj 9 лет назад +72

      +pixiedragon The Universe needs a way to balance out Wheaton rolls.

    • @pixiedragon526
      @pixiedragon526 9 лет назад +11

      that it does, I fear the day those two are in the same room.

    • @Deathven1482
      @Deathven1482 9 лет назад +12

      Have a friend we nicknamed Crit Joe. Because 80% of the time he rolls a Crit. Either a fail or success it's usually a Crit.

    • @EldritchGoddess
      @EldritchGoddess 9 лет назад +9

      +pixiedragon RNGesus is the RNGoddess's child, RNGesus is a spoiled brat that likes to give good rolls when it doesnt matter but gleefully takes it away when it matters most, RNGoddess however grants good rolls when needed

    • @Hopefighter
      @Hopefighter 9 лет назад +5

      +pixiedragon but... but... RNGesus has no power in real live. He holds the power over Digital Randomness.

  • @cormorantcolors
    @cormorantcolors 5 лет назад +230

    “You know I’m in love with you, right?” had me smiling like SUCH AN IDIOT AAAAAAA

  • @ash-tv3bu
    @ash-tv3bu 4 года назад +100

    taliesin intensely eating a slice of pizza while rping percy is *A Vibe*

  • @lisnorm20
    @lisnorm20 2 года назад +36

    I know the kiss was a huge thing of this episode. But can we talk about Scanlan's epic moment of 'We are all de Rolos today'.

  • @stevenritter8719
    @stevenritter8719 8 лет назад +182

    Damn vex went straight gangster. She jacked that dudes shoes.

  • @lunasafire7311
    @lunasafire7311 7 лет назад +542

    "you know i'm in love with you, right?"
    *sound of perc'ildan shippers' hearts stopping*

    • @AnthonyFlames275
      @AnthonyFlames275 6 лет назад +11

      Isnt it Kyleth and Vax tho that it happens between tho?

    • @ljlewis7063
      @ljlewis7063 6 лет назад +19

      Anthony Flames yeah but they are upset because vax + keylith is now kinda cannon

    • @huntresstea6806
      @huntresstea6806 6 лет назад +27

      Don't care if its Canon Perc'ildan is still cute.

    • @graceh7685
      @graceh7685 6 лет назад +39

      It's been a *year* since this comment and I still ship Perc'ildan

    • @thatrandomchick19
      @thatrandomchick19 6 лет назад +15

      Perc'ildan is wonderful

  • @CFHistory
    @CFHistory 7 лет назад +59

    I love how right after the break and that bombshell, matt is sitting there literally eating as he watches Keyleth fall apart

  • @blacksheepwall79
    @blacksheepwall79 6 лет назад +113

    It makes perfect sense for Percy to be droppin' 20s, It's his own turf, he's inspired to right the wrongs, he's on point.

  • @synthsandthings1480
    @synthsandthings1480 3 года назад +175

    1:11:53, Taliesin: “I will lick your die”, Travis: “Will you lick both of them?”, Laura chuckles nervously. Travis, the king of sneak attacks in words/jokes.

    • @stevengamble8247
      @stevengamble8247 2 года назад +10

      Travis is so fuckin under rated he hits one liners like vax hits sneak attacks

  • @teejaykaye
    @teejaykaye 8 лет назад +213

    Those little bits of Skyrim battle music keep making me panic and think I'm supposed to be fighting frost trolls or something obnoxious like that...
    17:28 Percy whacking Vax
    53:50 Cassandra kinda sorta flirts with Scanlan and Percy reacts appropriately
    54:15 Scanlan has A Great Idea and Matt's face is priceless
    56:50 Lets play "Which of the Percys is Vax"

    • @thetntraider
      @thetntraider 6 лет назад +5

      “Oh shit.. Where’s that fucking Mudcrab..?”

  • @dangerdan2592
    @dangerdan2592 7 лет назад +106

    1:59:57 Is the best part
    "You're not even corporeal! You have no substance! You're a nothin!" hahaha I love Scanlan. Favorite character for sure. How many kills has Scanlan gotten now just using cutting words? He's shamed like 4 things to death so far.

  • @SomewhatStaid
    @SomewhatStaid 7 лет назад +143

    When Keyleth cast cure wounds on Vax at the beginning Scanlan should have sang "Sexual Healing" for inspiration.

  • @sweetpeabee4983
    @sweetpeabee4983 2 года назад +16

    I love how Matt can take a ridiculous "how do you wanna do this" directive like a ghost crying from being viciously mocked to death (again) and turn it into something where _you're_ the one who almost feels like tearing up. A ghost recovering its senses -- its awareness of who it is and was -- and in that moment realizing that it has done something horrible that it can never forgive itself for. It's also great foreshadowing for events that are to come.
    I think this is one of my favorite smaller moments in the Briarwoods arc -- both when I first went through the episodes and on rewatch.

  • @Trintron46
    @Trintron46 2 года назад +44

    Watching in 2022 is such a different experience than the original critters. I've watched almost 10 months of videos in a little over a week and actually watched the show before any of the campaigns. It makes me so happy to know I have hundreds of hours of Critical Role left to enjoy.

    • @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll
      @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll 2 года назад +4

      It's really an embarrassment of riches!
      The one-shots are (very nearly all) fantastic too, and they did a slew of "Everything Is Content" experimental stuff at one point that was highly entertaining. (The most recent one with the VR headsets is NOT representative.) And then there's Sam and Liam's bromance podcast (All Work No Play), and at some point you will probably fall in love with some of their guests or the cast's appearances on other game streams which leads to going and finding more of those people's content, and soon enough you'll be digging through old Geek & Sundry content like that time they all failed hilariously at a For Honor beta, or the pajama card parties, or the Sagas of Sundry jenga-pull-based horror miniseries...
      Once you're hooked on this stuff & these people it kind of never ends, in the best way XD

  • @Huntz
    @Huntz 8 лет назад +308

    1:26:46 - That squeak by Taliesin, Marishas face when he does it, and his face when Marisha points it out hahaha

    • @JoeAuerbach
      @JoeAuerbach 8 лет назад +30

      I like to imagine this is how Marisha is with real life romance: like sometimes she just spins around like a freaked out Sim.

    • @JoeAuerbach
      @JoeAuerbach 7 лет назад +16

      To be fair, it is pretty adorable...

    • @Thee_Jadex
      @Thee_Jadex 4 года назад +6

      Ya, that's good. But lauras reaction at 4:25 is completely priceless

  • @firewolf4227
    @firewolf4227 8 лет назад +335

    Laura's face when vax kissed kelyth

  • @roxxdude1
    @roxxdude1 9 лет назад +600

    Percy is just making up for Wil Wheaton guys, the balance must be made

    • @GeekandSundry
      @GeekandSundry  9 лет назад +66

      +Lucas Walmisley The Wheaton Curse!

    • @bcn1gh7h4wk
      @bcn1gh7h4wk 9 лет назад +10

      +Lucas Walmisley they didn't star in the same episode for a reason.

    • @starcrafter13terran
      @starcrafter13terran 9 лет назад +5

      +Lucas Walmisley i really think someone should examine the die or make him use others. It's not impossible that someone could get a weighted die or make one.

    • @starcrafter13terran
      @starcrafter13terran 9 лет назад +1

      +starcrafter13terran 1:09:00 Ban the die, good call!

    • @Kjoy07
      @Kjoy07 9 лет назад +2

      +Geek & Sundry I'm "The Wheaton" in my realm. I've taught around 13 games of Zombie Fluxx and lost all but 2 also in another 5 straight games I started with Larry. P.S. I roll maybe a half step better then Will, so 2s instead of 1s lol. ~8)

  • @ingridplata2411
    @ingridplata2411 3 года назад +57

    I swear Taliesin and Marisha's friendship is one of my favourite things

  • @JenRave
    @JenRave Год назад +17

    1:06:46 I love it when Grog makes a check for something he has no business checking just for the lols and ends up being way more useful than the character who is purposed for it. I wish there was a count for how many times it happened. The only one I remember is when he recognized the stone giants fortress.

  • @Adamaeus88
    @Adamaeus88 7 лет назад +229

    "YOU CAN'T HAVE MY D8s!"
    "Ok fine, have my D8s"

  • @baktrax
    @baktrax 9 лет назад +59

    4:10 Vaxleth
    15:39 Awkward Vax and Flustered Keyleth
    17:10 Grog and Scanlan yell for Ripley
    21:18 Brothers and Sisters
    35:35 Scanlan and the gun
    53:49 Scanlan and Cassandra
    54:04 Scanlan's seeming
    56:54 The Percys and the Cassandras
    1:39:09 Moves with Dagger

  • @SquareViking
    @SquareViking 8 лет назад +375

    I know it's a tiny and obscure thing, but I always laugh when Sam takes a drink of that giant-ass tankard.

    • @Bml_l
      @Bml_l 8 лет назад +13

      +Mark Møller Hansen Every show I look out for the new stickers

    • @swiper33333
      @swiper33333 8 лет назад +9

      +Mark Møller Hansen Scanlan is a tiny and obscure thing as well

    • @ebonyjones1617
      @ebonyjones1617 8 лет назад +6

      +Rikard Ström Tiny, yes. Insignificant? Hardly.

    • @SquareViking
      @SquareViking 8 лет назад +2

      ebonyjones1617 He didn't really write insignificant, just obscure.

    • @wowwee4950
      @wowwee4950 4 года назад +2

      Hehehe

  • @scottmefford6917
    @scottmefford6917 3 года назад +64

    I love the way Taliesin goes into fairly obscure pop culture references on the fly. Bedknobs & Broomsticks is one of my favorite Disney films ever.

  • @sailormoonnerd_
    @sailormoonnerd_ 4 года назад +60

    when Marisha touched Taliesin's dice and they started rolling shitty
    THIS IS WHY NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO TOUCH MY TINY DICE

    • @marcojean6578
      @marcojean6578 3 года назад

      Same here: no one is allowed to TOUCH MY TINY DIC… oups! I misread; you actually ended with an « E »… 😜