AI wrote this bisexual video essay
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- Опубликовано: 16 дек 2021
- All my bisexual video essays were fed to the GPT-2 artificial intelligence. This video is based on the script the AI wrote. Everything I say in this video essay was written by the AI (except for the patreon credits). I do not endorse the AI's opinions on bisexuality or feminism or the history of cinema. For the most part.
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Since everyone keeps asking: there is a blooper reel available on my Patreon! patreon.com/verityritchie
Also check out The Liberal Cook's AI written essay! ruclips.net/video/teGVfHB21kw/видео.html
Well you certainly convinced me of the AI's argument... i just need to work out what it was now. 😓
Hi just wanted to say you look rly cute when you laugh on that last blooper :)
This was so much fun, but the liberal Cook's was great also! That video had me rolling on the floor, I definitely recommend!
I had to pause the video, your delivery is impeccable and I am choking on tears of laughter.
meep dna makes closeted gay man trans lesbianist!
meep!
idk why but the "he cant be straight, because hes made of glass" line felt incomprehensibly poetic
No seriously, that was raw. It stuck with me.
Charles VI was gay CONFIRMED!
@@SanjayMerchant That was frustratingly funny.
"He radiates cold shafts of broken glass"
a beautiful metaphor for the fragility of straight masculinity
the guys- were lesbians.
the feminists- were men.
Was about to comment this
diversity win
My favorite part!
This was the best part.
The lesbians: 👁👄👁
"It turns out I am very bisexual. And I distinctly remember having a very difficult time convincing my brain to do the next bit." Story of my life.
Hey, we've all been there...
Same lmao
Same
The lesbian vampire, as demonstrated by Keanu Reaves in sexual consort with George RR Martin, is a nonbinary anarchistic breadtube essay that displays a clear affinity for the homoerotic cypberpunk android, who is related to aristocratic beauty norms. I got that impression at least from this essay.
Meep!
Hi Jessie! Enjoyed the stream the other day!
Jessie please do one of these AI video essays! Imagine the chaotic AI reinterpretation of Star Trek history it would be soooo goooooood!
@@verilybitchie I second that thought make it so Jessie
@@verilybitchie I’ve been wanting to try one for a while, but everything feels so gibberish with my knowledge of code. Total props to you.
Also yes I’d love to see Jessie’s, especially with her presentation style, it’d be great
I literally cannot follow what we are talking about here
Oh my god I just read the title and now I under stan
That's just me talking every day, nobody can follow it
Oopsie how long did that take you
@@Pandaboomina like literally the last five seconds; spoils of failing to read titles
"feminism wasnt about banning movies, but about banning vampire blood" really made me laugh !! scratch that.... this is all gold
Best line!!
I need this quote on a sweater
"how to feel like you are having a stroke" is another good title for this. Your delivery is so incredible that it feels like someone is trying to hypnotize or brainwash me.
I'm watching this at 3am. Tonight's gonna be fun.
I have migraine auras where I get aphasia, watching this felt like that.
@@ladyatlarge3844 SAME. This exactly.
Thank you for describing what I feel
That's the feeling I have any time I engage with AI generated content. I feel like my brain is leaking out of my ears and wives and wives are the order of the best.
It's so convincing that it induces familiar feelings of guilt from listening to a conversation while having adhd
mhmh, the feeling "does this not make any sense or am i not focusing hard enough?"
Ahahahaha
It’s just boring enough to me that I think I’m just not paying attention to a completely coherent but dull video essay. Then the nipple fetish parts sneak in and I start laughing uncontrollably.
This is pretty much what it feels like to have adhd when watching these videos if I’m not focusing on every word
Omg - yes! This is exactly how it feels! 😆 I tune in a few sentences later and sort through what I remember hearing to see if I can make sense of it and come up with nothing
8:43 "he can't be straight, because he's made of glass" is the deepest thing I've ever heard.
Get Perfume Genius on this track
you have a woshhh! I have a wosh at home!
Came here to say this
Impressed with your ability to read nonsense with some semblance of sentence structure and tonation
The deadpan delivery, down to the visual and editing techniques was genius. Meep!
Unironically this would be such a good way to teach the importance of delivery when it comes to public speaking, because her delivery is so good that so much of this video gets you really wrapped up in the fictional nonsense discourse
I used to teach how to do technical presentations and I would always show my students a video called Rockwell Automation's Retroencabulator, which is a fake technicial presentation, full of meaningless technobabble, delivered with utter sincerity. I feel like this video could do something similar for sociological video essays.
after sitring through 13 minutes of this video, my brain convinced me this comment was also complete verbal nonsense for a few seconds
Yes
@@Tesseract_King this makes me think of the video of how English sounds to non-native English speaking people like he says "it's carpetable" sooo convincingly!
I kept forgetting that it wasn't supposed to make sense and getting so confused and wondering why I was so confused
Shout out to Percy Shelly for writing more in the 20th century than Steven Moffet's entire family
I know this was for a laugh, but I think this is exactly what my straight friends hear when I get drunk and start ranting about my bisexuality to them. "The thing that really stands out is though...though I think is the difference...in the characters...Van Helsing is the typical, suave, kind, decent red-headed vampire. Maria, Rosie, and Feist are all very good at whatever they do and they do it well." Amen. Well done, A.I.
I, too, am a huge fan of the original bisexual manifesto...
well, most of it except for the nipple fetish.
@@rienstien1 huh 😀 nipple what
That part was the best for sure
I want to know what her issue with the nipple fetish is though....
Ngl, the first thirty seconds sounded like a real video essay until I got "feminism banned vampire blood." I couldn't find the differenceof a joke or the A.I
I disagree, I think Dracula is completely made of gay material. This doesn’t mean that he’s unfaithful to his lovers but I think ignoring this point greatly reduces the character’s place in modern storytelling.
"A woman is kidnapped and held in a sex-house by Hyena" - thats a baller elevator pitch if ever I heard one, someone please make this
I laughed so hard at this comment I woke up my brother from his nap!! 😂
Meep!
"Dracula and the School Name for Trauma in San Francisco" is my favourite film, thank you for mentioning it, noone else ever does even though it's a masterpiece of modern cinema
I would watch the hell out of that film.
It sounds like the title to a Jacob gallery essay
I have to be honest, as a non-native English speaker this is how some real video essays sound to me when I’m tired 😩
I'm proud of you for speaking your truth.
You know what, I think there was some good points in there. Especially the bit about how a closeted straight man was a trans lesbian icon.
I think the TV adaptation of Butt-Like-Fucking-Eating-Mean had a lot to say about the lesbian vampire hand trope.
Yes. I mean, those hyenas man..
MEEP!
your delivery is so good that i found myself trapped inside a brief -- but horrifying -- second where i thought you were actually being serious
I also had one of those, it almost gave me vertigo lol
That's what happened to me! So I had to re-read the title again. 😂
Truly amazing presentation! ❤️
"I'm a huge fan of the original bisexual manifesto... minus the occasional nipple fetish" I literally fell onto my side and giggled soo uncontrollably at this that I had to stop the video cause I couldn't hear over my own laughing and couldn't see through the tears 🤣. Not that I wasn't watching this whole thing through a blurry film of hysterical tears from start to finish though 😂
Speaking as a nonbinary person, I would love to see more nonbinary characters that are literature, live-action TV, films and shows, video, film, and of course, literature fiction.
“I’m a huge fan of the Bisexual Manifesto, minus the occasional nipple fetish” Nahh🤣 I need a word with this “AI”💀
For sure the funnies line 😂
I'm glad vampires are so central the the bisexual canon.
"From what I can tell, he's not a strict gender person" is pretty much where I'm at rn.
Also shout out to my boy Percy Shelly, truly an underappreciated author.
As a Bisexual woman who was actually born in Northampton (UK), this video really spoke to me.
In all seriousness though, the line "...it was also a reference to the 1980 film Blood & Roses staring John Boyega" nearly ended me 😂
ai decided 'well this is a vampire channel first and foremost'
The way my brain was trying to force connections and make it make sense lol hilarious
2:46
"They're all very good at.. whatever they do, and they do it well!"
What queens.
I cry-laughed. The delivery is so serious but there are so many words that don't make sense
I really want to hear this anarchistic bisexual supremacy theory
Your delivery of this is so flawless. I don't know how you kept a straight (well, bi) face delivering such garbled nonsense, but the way you inflect and gesticulate as if you're really driving home the point or trying to convince us is absolutely amazing. I genuinely laughed out loud several times, this is priceless.
this is how learning english felt like at the start as a non-native speaker
I'm not entirely sure what we were talking about but I agree. I thought you hit the nail on the head when you said 'all the men were lesbians, and all the feminists were men'
this is how it feels to watch a video without subtitles when you have adhd
that’s what i said!!! bc seriously omg i keep like “wait i’m not focusing enough on the meaning of the words, oh wait no i’m good actually meaning is relative”
110% correct.
'this was a teen romcom whose plot line was that of the local sexual abuse centre' made me absolutely lose it.
'a young woman is kidnapped and held in a sex house by hyena. the show went on to be adapted for television as a side project' and 'it turns out francis was only 21 at the time and he turned 18 in february of that year' were also fantastic. i have no idea how you didn't lose it recording this, i think the funniest part is how you said all this with a straight face.
So this is what my English students feel like when I speak. Nice
Me listening without looking at the screen: I beg your pardon? 🧐
I see the three (maybe four) vampire videos had an overwhelming influence on the AI. That was jarringly hilarious.
Hey, wouldn’t it be Frankenstein’s monster that’s made of gay materials, rather than Dracula?
No that's Rocky
@@nittygritty7034 oh hell, you’re absolutely right! After all, it was Frank who promised… “in just seven days, I can make you a man!!” and brought Rocky forth from a rainbow tank 🌈💪🏼💋
Honestly it’s really interesting how this AI interprets gender and sexuality.also anarchist bisexual supremacy theory is now my political ideology.
"The guys were lesbians. The feminists were men."
My favorite part so far!
One thing that a lot of people don't talk about in regards to Dracula is how vampire lesbian histories DO NOT Bi woman. The entire idea of the lesbian feminist vampire honestly is not possible to coming out in the author. I wish more people would discuss the way that the character of Percy Shelley interacts with straight.
Such a great video, thank you for covering this!
This is such a good point
I cannot imagine how many takes this took to maintain a straight face throughout.
Bisexuals are real
Trans people are real
Therefore VAMPIRES ARE REAL
True blood as real
When are vampires finally going to come out?
3 minutes in and the moral is clear bi = vampire
Love the 80's , so many great shows and movies, loved John Boyega's early work
“Feminism wasn’t about banning movies, but about banning vampire blood.” I will be quoting this randomly from now on and giving no explanation when people are subsequently confused.
1 minute in and i'm already losing my mind laughing.
"Feminism isn't about banning movies, it is about banning vampire blood" PLEAAAAASE !
Edit : 4:33 "It turns out Francis was only 21 at the time, and he turned 18 in February of that year." PLEEEEEEE-EA-ASE 😭😭😭😭😭
4:55 Butt-Like-Fucking-Eating-Mean, a young woman is kidnapped and held in a SEX HOUSE BY HYENA." 💀💀💀💀 (I also love how "Hyena" is singular and not plural but there is no article in front of the word)
8:32 .... I... I don't even know what happened here...
He can't be straight. Because he is made of Glass.
I usually like to watch video essays at 1.5x speed, but this one was already dizzying enough at regular speed.
I just spit water all over my poor cat because I made the mistake of taking a sip right before "Butt like fucking eating mean" and lost it 😭😂
'The Vampire Diaries premiered in 1989'
Somehow this was the bit that broke me
I forgot this was AI generated script and was genuinely struggling trying to follow along lol
Watching this, my only thought was "Gosh, there must be a very long blooper reel !"
I only lasted two and a half minutes but, wow, I laughed a lot.
Persevere, I can only take it in short bursts but there's absolute gold in there.
I'm outraged that no one has commented on amazing moment at last 10 seconds of the video yet. That wonderful "Oh f**k".
that AI really likes vampiers lol
idk how you managed to read that without laughing but it was really funny
"Feminism wanted to ban vampire blood??" LOL!
Okay, I miss the first part where we were told it was written by an AI bot. I thought I just had a stroke
George RR Martin invented vampires, what a literary genius!
This is like when I put your videos while I do something else and I completely loose the thread of the conversation
“The guys… were lesbians. The men… were feminists.” got me so so good
there are so many good quotes from this, im so glad i got to be in premiere chat to watch this with everyone else. this was such a fire video, im gonna be quoting this one for awhile
Can't wait to hear what technology thinks the Bi Agenda™ is
spoiler alert, but vampirism apparently??
@@mackthompson616 I mean can we _really_ blame it for thinking this?
@@morganlong39 fair enough
I didn't even make it a minute in without cracking up, oh my goodness. AI video essays are my new favourite thing.
I love falling asleep to video essays. After I've watched them awake of course. I find the rhythm of speech relaxing, soothing. Only problem is that sometimes my brain follows along with the points being made and suddenly wake up thinking. No longer! I can watch this. A video essay, without meaning or context of any sort. I can fall asleep without worrying that my brain will wake up to some thought. Because there is. No. Thought.
Both you and Neil being able to read this straight-faced is peak video essayist
I resent you for contextualizing this in the title. I should have been allowed the experience of seeing this without knowing it was made by an AI.
😄
Say what you want, but that AI caught onto almost all of Verity's speech mannerisms! That was hilarious and awesome!
7:34 “it can be difficult to make sense of this, because the original text had no continuity.”
Uhm, I think the AI is trying to blame you for their essay…
I laughed so hard at this that I started crying and literally sat down on my kitchen floor just weeping and laughing.
This also feels like a parody of trans RUclipsr philosophy videos, which I love.
Your face in the thumbnail is everything
Every time I see algorithmically generated content I find it both amazingly accurate and hilariously off. It's like the uncanny valley of writing.
Its interesting that GPT2 was able to perfectly captured the cadence of a video essay - the discussion of different viewpoints, the references to popular media and people, and even the quotations of different texts - but seemingly picked the actual words mostly at random. Like if you didn't speak English you could conceivably conclude that the script writer was a very skilled and cogent video essayist based just on the flow of the text.
This meshes with results I've seen from generative adversarial networks trained on images which construct details like freckles, hair, and skin tone after the large scale structure of things like faces. This creates an impression that the detail is almost a filter applied over an actual image as the fine grained elements fail to move or rotate as the underlying structure changes.
Overall this seems eerily familiar to the way conservative speakers use the aesthetic of rigorous intellectual discussion as a shield for some deeply troubling and internally inconsistent arguments. Give it a few years and GPT-11 will be writing segments for Ben Shapiro.
It's also pretty cool that it managed to capture her voice. It didn't just sounds like a video essay but it mimicked the way she speaks while still being hilariously nonsensical. It's somehow a very good replication of one of her videos and also a fever dream of nonsense all at once which is pretty cool.
Also can you prove Ben Shapiro isn't writing his speeches this way, lol?
Omg this is genius. I was genuinely confused throughout the video cause I knew it doesn't make sense but your presentation is so convincing I intuitively felt like I should be able to follow :D
"That's not to say he's not made of gay material" is my personal little highlight hehe
this literally took me almost a minute to realise bc i was just listening while cooking... i can't stop laughing
omg i'm gonna have to come back and finish this later, i'm dehydrated and my face hurts and i can't breathe from laughing so hard that i'm crying
Oh yeah, remember when George RR Martin single handedly spawned the vampire myth? That was a weird year...
lmao this is too good
This actually felt like it had a comprehensive point behind it the majority of the time, and I think that's what I'm most impressed about with it,,,,,,, especially having watched ai writing videos from Answer In Progress' channel, which are usually entirely incomprehensible
Ok who is doing this next? Harker the Storyteller? John the Duncan? Sophie?! I want so many more of these
RELEASE THE BLOOPERS
P.S. I'm pretty sure this is what my boyfriend hears when he walks into the room and a video essay is playing
I love the delivery you give this. If I just worked at my job and let your voice roll along it almost sounded right but then something ridiculous would make my brain go 'wait hyena'?
Finally, a RUclips video that makes sense.
this is how watching a james somerton video essay always felt to me
I hope my ability to laugh at this doesn't ever go away. I've watched it five times now and it is extraordinarily therapeutic.
This made me cry with laughter
I AM CRYING! How did you deliver this without laughing or even cracking a smile???
Wow... AI sure has a loooooong way to go in order to deserve the "I" in the acronym. That was quite hilarious, though. XD I can't wait for your next truly intelligent video essay, though.
I would genuinely love to read a self-help book written by Percy Shelley :D
I wanna watch Dracula and the School Name for Trauma in San Fransisco - time travel, gritty realism, homosexuals; what's not to like? (Shelley/Coppola OTP!)
am i the only one who wants to see someone make the percy shelley/francis ford coppola love story for real
Two of my favorite video genres mixed together?? queer essays and AI generated writing! I couldn't stop laughing through this entire video 😭 it must've taken you so many takes to get it right
Haha this reminds me of those poems where you cut up a bunch of magazines or newspapers and draw out random words to put together nonsense poems.
This is how my brain looks like if u hear my thoughs
I am having flashbacks to my early 20s, when I went on 3 day meth benders with no sleep. It's the fun hallucinating part without the sick feeling and hangover 😂
The deadpan delivery of videos like this always gets me 🤣
I really needed a laugh today, thank you
I'm made from gay material