Gibi: "What's a little trainer doing all by himself in the forest me" Me: "why are you wearing leather gloves and a winter hat in the forest, you see we both got questions"
Jessie: “I guess I’ll keep spraying it until they’re asleep” James: “Sounds perfectly safe and reasonable to me.” Me: That doesn’t sound safe not reasonable to me! Nor* I didn’t mean not
All of James lines “Jessie your gonna blow it!” “And make it double” “That wasn’t a very convincing disguise I told you so“ “That was there only Pokemon it’s not like there’s gonna be a battle” “What, why?!” “True, good thing I brought my lucky rope even though I forgot my handcuffs at home” “Oh nothing” “Or paralysed by fear from that monstrosity on your face” “Jessie why don’t you touch my face like that” “Hey I moisturise” “Martini, I could go for one of those” “It’s kind of working for me actually” “I thought you brought it” “I didn’t tell you too wear that That’s why my outfit is sexy and sensible” “Didn’t you say you were a master at hypnosis?” “You did, you said that, i remember, I put it on Snapchat, Jessie I had it on video, I had it everywhere, I remember, Jessie you said it!” “And I’ll go run off to get the sleep potion, maybe a blindfold, maybe a rhihorn too carry this beast, where’s meowth?!” “Is it because your toxic to everyone you meet?” “Sorry” “They could be my new partner after the boss fires you, we could ask for new uniform ooh I want the skirt this time BreEzY.” “Oh don’t I know it!” “Oh god always choose the pikachu, always, I’m done, I’m done” “Oh right” “Don’t ask me I stopped using sleep potions years ago have you ever heard of ASMR?” “Well I’ll be!” “Sounds perfectly safe and reasonable too me” “A little more there” “Do a little more on this side it’s looking dry” “There looking quite sleepy” “Night night princess” “Jessie I had such a cool ending line and you went and ruined it” “ you always do this!” “Dramatic, I don’t have a dramatic bone in my body” “Your welcome for that btw that party was lame!” “Jessie please”
me: hands over pokeball with a magikarp inside jessie: opens pokeball to reveal a charmander me: "what the heck is that and where is my fish slave" edit: guys I was 10 when I put this comment here I'm 17 now ☹️
Why did you randomly say his 1/2 pokemon wait if your pokemon evolves and it was the first thing you ever caught is it still your first pokemon cause technically it’s your second pokemon
Holy hell Gibi! I cannot believe how closely your voice mirrors her!! Amazing job :D I'm so glad james made an appearance too, we will gladly be his new partner :D:D High fives!!
i don't usually leave comments on videos but i felt like i should share. this was the first video of yours i watched back in the eighth grade, when i was struggling with depression. i'll be graduating high school next month and i've been doing much better mentally since i started therapy last year. over the past few years your channel has become a safe place for me when i need help sleeping, studying, or just when i need something relaxing to watch or listen to. it's insane how much your channel has grown, and you deserve every single viewer and subscriber you have, and more. i'm so glad to have discovered you, gibi. you've really helped me a lot. thank you for all you do!!
i was so relaxed then james came into play and they started bickering and i laughed so hard i couldnt sleep and had to binge another like 2 of your videos
Her: I can see your already paralyzed by my beauty. James: They're paralyzed from fear from that monstrosity on your face. I bursted out into laughter 😂😂
Her: "What's your type?" Me: "Attractive and respectable caring humans" Her: "No your Pokémon type" Me: "Beastiality is a crime Jessie..." Her: "James and I prefer poison" Me: "Beastiality while intoxicated is a crime Jessie..."
Time stamps ⌛️⏳ ----- 0:00 introduction ----- 1:15 takes pokeball ---- 1:49 opens pokeball ---- 2:35 takes out Pokédex ---- 2:45 asks questions ---- 3:43 inspects charmender ---- 4:34 James talks for no reason ---- 4:45 reveals self ---- 5:34 ties you up ---- 6:00 examines your face ---- 7:16 tries to hypnotize you ---- 7:44 ask more questions ---- 10:07 sprays sleeping potion on you ---- 10:57 your falling asleep ---- 11:35 you finally sleep. Thanks it took so much time
Prepare for trouble, And Make it double! To protect the world from devastation, To unite all people within our nation, To denounce the evil of truth and love, To extend our reach to the stars of above, Jessie! James! Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light! Surrender now or prepare to fight! Meowth, Thats Right!
Gibi: what’s a little trainer like you doing out here Me: Giving blows to people who can guess who is able to guess which Pokemon is inside my pokeball
Jessie: Oh I can see that you paralyzed by my beauty. Me: What? James: Or paralyzed by fear from that monstrosity on your face. Me: True, James, it's freakin' true.
Jessie: "And how old is little Char Char?" Me: He's only been existent for 10 minutes. Jessie: *types 100000000000000000 numbers* It's level must be quite *high*
Jessie: It’s a venonat Me: no it’s a totodile Jessie: hmmm it’s a sandshrew Me: no it’s a totodile Jessie: well let’s just open it up Me: fine but it’s a totodile Jessie: awww it’s a little charmander Me: WHAT WHERE IS MY TOTODILE?NOT AGAIN! AND HOW DID THIS GUY GET HERE?
Person: Hello! Aren't you beautiful! Boy Garnevor: DID YOU JUST ASUME MY GENDER?! Person: No- um- uh Moral of the story don't assume genders BA DU DUM *deep* BUM
Though the jigglypuff was on the cover of the bottle. THEY KILLLED JIGGLYPUFF AND STUFFED THEM IN A BOTTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Right, I’m gonna have a ASMR marathon and take in all the interesting stories as well as the sounds Me 10 seconds later: 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴
Asmr has gotten to the point to where you can type literally anything into the search bar and then put ‘asmr’ after it and you’ll find an asmr video for it...
+borkingmad ruclips.net/video/TC_8bRIOB54/видео.html a little different, but there you are. it exists... I don't know whether to be impressed or astonished
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“Even though I forgot my handcuffs “
James do we need to talk
Kinky
Waffluffe OwO I'm crying 😂😂
Um well I have a real handcuffs sooooooo
Ohhh kinky
Three some including meowth
*"I don't use sleep potions anymore. Have you heard of ASMR?"* You broke the 4th wall better than Deadpool.
Ya i love to break the 4 wall
Oml
Ehh? what are u on about
This video got way too meta way too quick lol
Diehard Puns lol 😂 agree
Jessie: your charmander seems deeply disturbed
Me: probably because you have been rubbing him for the past 5 minutes
Or maybe because you've trapped it in a small round mini-verse and only let it out to fight against other Pokemon
I agree 😂😂😂😂
true dat
Maybe it's both
No sensual jokes? Ok...
“Don’t ask me, I stopped using potions years ago- HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF ASMR?”
“Shut up James”
JAMES we are doing asmr right now
"HEY! I moisturize."
EmeraldRubyLPS that was funny as fuck lol
EmeraldRubyLPS Cracked me up 😂
6:00 😂
6:05
EmeraldRubyLPS thkkchgmmmmmvvvvvbvvvvcvcccccccc. Daisy flowergvbjibxhd
Jessie:” your charmander is deeply disturbed”
Me: “probably because it met you”
Jessie was burnt
😂😂😂😂😂😂😥😥😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😥😤😥😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Now I know it's not even my starter I picked Bulbasaur I just caught that piece of s***
😂
Do you mean that In a good way or a bad way
"The world can't handle your thighs james"
*"OHO DON'T I KNOW IT"*
emily whom ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)
emily whom Ugh must be the Zarbon of their world...
Majin Vegeta Did u just curse on my *M I N E C R A F T C H R I S T I A N S E R V E R*
A Dead Meme AHH YOU ARE A DEAD MEME
Majin Vegeta YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL
Pokémon trainer: *looking for some wild pokémons*
Jessie: _hey there kid, want some _*_A S M R?_*
Gomez YES
Lmao yas 😂
...in a nutshell
Nah, I’m a sleep addict, I’ve been attempting rehab
Kidnapper: want some *candy?*
Me: no, I’m good o,o
“wAnT sOmE *ASMR* “
“HECK YES”
"The world can't handle your thighs, James."
don't i know it!
so i was watching the video, and as i read this comment, I got to that exact part
_Orange Quilava805 lol haha
9:00
lol
I fucking love James. " i stopped using sleep potions years ago. ever heard of ASMR?"
Chris Flanagan DAMMIT JAMES!
3META5ME
MillieTheUnicorn7123 i put it on Facebook lol
MillieTheUnicorn7123 giving is litterally the only asmr person i watch
MillieTheUnicorn7123 what does LOL mean
Hey,see the fourth wall of course you don’t James literally smashed it in with a hammer
Gibi: "What's a little trainer doing all by himself in the forest me"
Me: "why are you wearing leather gloves and a winter hat in the forest, you see we both got questions"
Big Flex she’s wearing a disguise
And a beanie
And a scarf
Me: Why are you talking to a child. I have 911 one speed dial and my mother is tracking my location.
lol
Jessie: “You look like a Magmar mixed with a Dratini”
Me: Are saying I look like I have a Butt for a forhead with fish ears
Yes. That is exactly what she is saying.
*"It's kind of working for them actually."*
"Yes, I am!"
-Avdol
Ultra Chaos I think they were saying you look adorable in the face but have the body of an absolute unit
I took it to mean that I have a LONG ASS mouth like the fishmen in the arlong arc of one piece
James sounds like the guy who says”hahaha I do that”
Agreed
ur talking about leftatlondon! they're actually a girl now, her name is nat :)
Kyouko Pocky lover12 omg that is soooo true
Yus
Omg yas
*The world can’t handle your thighs, James.*
It'd probably be traumatized at the sight
Rachel Power noice
THE POWER OF THIGHS COMPELS YOU.
Rachel Power if I saw that then I would need to burn my eyes out
@@Damn_thats_crazy yes
Jessie: know how many sprays does it take
James: I don't know I stopped using sleeping potions years ago, have you heard of asmr?
Comedy gold
The Dumb Gaming 2 sorry but no one can handle you thighs
**the world can’t handle your **_thighs_** ,james.**
@@dr.nightshade4051 Facts. He got dem hams though. (no homo)
@@dr.nightshade4051 LMAO XDD
Must do some serious squats
🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤
IVE SEEN YOU SOMEWHERE
This would be a unique way to start off a pokemon game
Parker Adkins *BEGIN THE DEVELOPMENT!*
Parker Adkins omg yes
Parker Adkins what get ur pokemon stolen and go back to oak and beg for a new one?
Parker Adkins 69 likes don't wanna ruin it
Definitely not, don't want to fall asleep yet
I love how the supposed “trainer” does NOTHING in this situation. He just sits there just like “what’s up” like DO SOMETHING TRAINER
They knows what’s happening. But they just let it happen.
@Amariah Howard I agree.
I love how it's JUST A F***ING CAMERA
They could just return their charmander whenever They wanted so really team rocket could have done nothing if she just gave it Back
It's Team Rocket they'll blast off
Jesse: James and I prefer poison.
James: Is it because you are toxic to everyone you meet?
That made me laugh so hard😂😂😂
! Warning toxicity level at maximum capacity leave area immediately !
Haaaaa I like this Jesse and hate James
XD
Trainer:"I knew it was you guys the whole time"
Also trainer: *proceeds to willingly give them their charmander*
Jessie: what’s your type?
Me: James
Jessie: no I mean your Pokémon type
Me: oH-
LMAO
THATS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID XD
@@Ace_Gamez_Luv again hello
@@amino-apphumansfemale-7479 oh, hi Lillie!
Lmao me too
I'm a fish out of water 👁️👄👁️
Loud ads should be illegal in asmr videos
Bath Toaster Indeed!
asmr ads
Bath Toaster yeah it ruins the tingles
And loud notifications.
Bath Toaster definatly prison sentences should be in order 😂😂😂
"I stopped using sleep potions years ago, have you ever heard of asmr?"
Nice pfp
LMAOOOOOOOO
3META5ME
Jessie: “I guess I’ll keep spraying it until they’re asleep”
James: “Sounds perfectly safe and reasonable to me.”
Me: That doesn’t sound safe not reasonable to me!
Nor* I didn’t mean not
s u n f l ø w yeh I was just too lazy.
@@chocoplayerii it takes less work to change a T to an R rather than writing the whole word and writing why you put it there.
"What's a little trainer like you doing all alone in the forest". Um, I'm becoming the very best like no one ever was.
Christopher Facchiano
Me: Da da da!
Christopher Facchiano to catch them is my real test to train them is my cause!
Christopher Facchiano POKEMON GOTTA CATCH THEM ALL!!
Christopher Facchiano TO TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND SEARCHING FAR AND WWWIIIIDDEEE POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THATS INSIIIDDDEE POKEMON
Christopher Facchiano to catch them is my great test, to train the is my cause...POKÈMON
her: it seems your charmander is deeply deeply disturbed
me: i wonder why
B Guerrero looooooool
B Guerrero lol obviously shakes my pokemon's home and then smells it
B Guerrero 😂😂😂
Couldn't be the fact that she just tapped the ever living shit out of the pokéball could it!?
Me: I thought I had a god damn bellsprout in that Pokemon ball I don't know where that charmander came from
'You did. You said that. I remember. I put it on Snapchat.'
Kathryn Fitzpatrick imma go look
Kathryn Fitzpatrick story of my life😂
Gibi: a little charmader
Me: that's my charmader, Quesadilla, and I do not appreciate you touching my precious Quesadilla!
im laughing so hard at this for no reason kdks
Lol I literally acted the same way. Do not touch my Charmander or I'll broke your elbow.
✨ S P A N I S H ✨
I would do the exact same thing if it was my furret, tiffin
Same thing for my Zacian aka " good girl with a sword ", touch her and Hippity hoppity your kneecaps are now my property
"Too bad I left my handcuffs at home."
I about lost it
Jared B wait is there some sort of punch line I'm not getting? It's funny but I fell like I'm not getting it
Frogsnidget _73 it's implying that James is into being tied up/cuffed during...y'know
Jared B. You mean "Too bad I *forgot* my handcuffs at home"
James.
Go to grammar school.
Harvey Bower wait there's a grammar school I thought that was school!
I think so...
"James and I prefer poison"
"Is it because you are toxic to everyone you meet-"
"James...."
😂😂😂
Britney when
Britney the
8:33
Britney 8:39 👌
Jessie: It seems charmander is deeply deeply disturbed
Me:I am to
He's deeply disturbed since you made him light his childhood friend on fire.
That charmander has seen it all
All of James lines
“Jessie your gonna blow it!”
“And make it double”
“That wasn’t a very convincing disguise I told you so“
“That was there only Pokemon it’s not like there’s gonna be a battle”
“What, why?!”
“True, good thing I brought my lucky rope even though I forgot my handcuffs at home”
“Oh nothing”
“Or paralysed by fear from that monstrosity on your face”
“Jessie why don’t you touch my face like that”
“Hey I moisturise”
“Martini, I could go for one of those”
“It’s kind of working for me actually”
“I thought you brought it”
“I didn’t tell you too wear that That’s why my outfit is sexy and sensible”
“Didn’t you say you were a master at hypnosis?”
“You did, you said that, i remember, I put it on Snapchat, Jessie I had it on video, I had it everywhere, I remember, Jessie you said it!”
“And I’ll go run off to get the sleep potion, maybe a blindfold, maybe a rhihorn too carry this beast, where’s meowth?!”
“Is it because your toxic to everyone you meet?”
“Sorry”
“They could be my new partner after the boss fires you, we could ask for new uniform ooh I want the skirt this time BreEzY.”
“Oh don’t I know it!”
“Oh god always choose the pikachu, always, I’m done, I’m done”
“Oh right”
“Don’t ask me I stopped using sleep potions years ago have you ever heard of ASMR?”
“Well I’ll be!”
“Sounds perfectly safe and reasonable too me”
“A little more there”
“Do a little more on this side it’s looking dry”
“There looking quite sleepy”
“Night night princess”
“Jessie I had such a cool ending line and you went and ruined it”
“ you always do this!”
“Dramatic, I don’t have a dramatic bone in my body”
“Your welcome for that btw that party was lame!”
“Jessie please”
Out of context is the best thing ever
He's a man of focus, commitment, and sheer f*cking will.
You know I would have liked if you didn’t beg for likes and guilt trip people into thinking they’re obligated to like it
I think is cool
Bro I can’t even write down long I want to give up in five seconds
your voice in this is sooooo good
Heather!! ♥♥
Heather Feather ASMR Please do a collab
Queens👑
Heather Feather ASMR BOW DOWN PEASENTS
Heather Feather ASMR agreed
This is probably the funniest asmr video I've ever seen. Props to the guy who voiced James. He was hilarious.
Nice profile picture.
gaamaru95 look in des (its her cousin)
gaamaru95 Good job, you got featured in one of Gibi's videos.
StrengthReaper9 you came back from her “reading your comments” video to?
Kayla Loftis Yes, and because I love this video.
"it seems your Charmander is deeply disturbed" shit me too
Me and charmander both need therapy after this
I am disturbed by how similar your name is to my x girlfriend's name
Squeguin Gamer is it Naomi :P
“What is a young trainer out here doing all by himself. Are you paralyzed by my beauty” **Law and order theme plays**
8:36 “is It because you’re toxic to everyone you meet”😂
"shrimp you scared me"
XD
Shrimp Twitter in a nutshell
Quite the other way around for me actually.
"I remember, I put it on Snapchat." 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Wow, calm down
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"When did you get him?"
me: "today"
"How old?"
Me: "1, of course"
"Its lvl must be..quite high then"
Me: "BOI"
yep found it right beside ARCEUS
LordMocha TheDumb With a master ball
Lynx Plays with
me: hands over pokeball with a magikarp inside
jessie: opens pokeball to reveal a charmander
me: "what the heck is that and where is my fish slave"
edit: guys I was 10 when I put this comment here I'm 17 now ☹️
Me: where in the FUCK is my -hacked- totally legit shiny arceus
F-F-FISH SLAVE????? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THIS POOR ANIMAL!!?????!
@@Ruination_station What the fish is a slave until level 20
@@hanjizoe1 oh wait till ya give the big boi a marble looking thing
Where The Hell Is My Umbreon? Is He Off Fooling With My Espeon Again?
Jessie: What's your type?
Me: Soft femme girls
Jessie: No your Pokèmon type
Me: OH uh water I guess
But you had a charmander and thats a fire type 😐😐😐
ARCANINE USE THUNDER FANG
Wait sooooooo u uhh gay? (Cuz your name says gamer girl)
😂
GamerGirl2001 haha
*The world can't handle your thighs, James*
WHEEZING
Zayna Quinx Like the Pokémon. 😂
lol
That’s my favorite Pokémon
What no not weezing I mean JAMES THIGHS
Why did you randomly say his 1/2 pokemon wait if your pokemon evolves and it was the first thing you ever caught is it still your first pokemon cause technically it’s your second pokemon
IKR
Holy hell Gibi! I cannot believe how closely your voice mirrors her!! Amazing job :D I'm so glad james made an appearance too, we will gladly be his new partner :D:D
High fives!!
+Articulate Design ASMR thanks Matt!!! 😆
Gibi ASMR plz reply to my comment
Lisa Doherty 2% chance
Articulate Design ASMR. She sounds like 'I'm poppy'
Articulate Design ASMR, actully gotta say is true its just like right on point litterly its amazing
i don't usually leave comments on videos but i felt like i should share. this was the first video of yours i watched back in the eighth grade, when i was struggling with depression. i'll be graduating high school next month and i've been doing much better mentally since i started therapy last year. over the past few years your channel has become a safe place for me when i need help sleeping, studying, or just when i need something relaxing to watch or listen to. it's insane how much your channel has grown, and you deserve every single viewer and subscriber you have, and more. i'm so glad to have discovered you, gibi. you've really helped me a lot. thank you for all you do!!
I'd join team rocket just to hang out with theses two.
doom hound me too
doom hound and stalk a 11 year old that never ages
Everycrowd 31 it’s like 2am and ur comment has me dying for some reason 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Everycrowd 31 10 actually
doom hound and you’d have a 372% chance of becoming team captain
"I don't have a dramatic bone in my body!" he says, dramatically.
Can I just say how well acted this was?! Not only relaxing but very entertaining!
+majwt thank you!!! :)
Gibi: Prepare for trouble!
Me: Surprised Pikachu face
Can this just be a series please?! It is hilarious and tingly. My new favourite video!
Ebbsos agreed
yes
Ebbsos
yup I love these pokemon asmr vids.
agreed
YESSSSSS
i was so relaxed then james came into play and they started bickering and i laughed so hard i couldnt sleep and had to binge another like 2 of your videos
Her: I can see your already paralyzed by my beauty.
James: They're paralyzed from fear from that monstrosity on your face.
I bursted out into laughter 😂😂
NeonLord 123 “I’m stressed” looooolllll
NeonLord 123 same
5:40 😂😂😂😂
Jessie : what is your type?
Me(a man of culture): red haired villan girls
No ur Pokémon type
A
@@herculesmulligan4303 culture
This is the most savage ASMR ever
Sky punch 262 ikr!
Her: "What's your type?"
Me: "Attractive and respectable caring humans"
Her: "No your Pokémon type"
Me: "Beastiality is a crime Jessie..."
Her: "James and I prefer poison"
Me: "Beastiality while intoxicated is a crime Jessie..."
Mr. McDoodles8960 this is amazing
That's _not_ what she was referring to.
Mr. McDoodles8960 lol but she meant a type of Pokemon to use in battle
"Me: 'Attractive and respectable caring humans.'" Uh, what kind of humans?
Awkward Person this is brilliant
4:44 gosh darn, we have been bamboozeled
Phayton I
Why was that funny 😂😂
Phayton lol
hecking gosh
Oh for heck’s sake
Jessie: it’s not like you’re going anywhere
Me: *RUNS AWAY*
You can’t run away from a Trainer battle
Me: why are you running meme.
You’d ditch your Charmander?
Well it’s not Umbreon so....sorry Charmander
Me: *flings out of their sight*
Charmander use bite
Time stamps ⌛️⏳
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0:00 introduction
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1:15 takes pokeball
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1:49 opens pokeball
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2:35 takes out Pokédex
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2:45 asks questions
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3:43 inspects charmender
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4:34 James talks for no reason
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4:45 reveals self
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5:34 ties you up
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6:00 examines your face
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7:16 tries to hypnotize you
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7:44 ask more questions
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10:07 sprays sleeping potion on you
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10:57 your falling asleep
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11:35 you finally sleep.
Thanks it took so much time
Thx :)
Riley Butler your welcome 🙏
👍 thanks
you’re falling asleep*
i’m losing my mind at “James talks for no reason” its true!
Prepare for trouble,
And Make it double!
To protect the world from devastation,
To unite all people within our nation,
To denounce the evil of truth and love,
To extend our reach to the stars of above,
Jessie!
James!
Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Meowth, Thats Right!
WOBBAFETT!
Nobody:
Me: shrek, thats right
ITS PEOPLES NOT PEOPLE
Thanks
AMVpopstar meowth that’s right
Gibi: what’s a little trainer like you do out here
Me: catching Pokémon -.-
What do you think he’s doing? I’m pretty sure there are more trainers out here
Not just grinding type advantage?
Very funny, laughed
Gibi: what’s a little trainer like you doing out here
Me: Giving blows to people who can guess who is able to guess which Pokemon is inside my pokeball
@@memebigboi0245 *b-blows?*
i love how the video implies we knew all along it was team rocket, yet still gave our charmander to see where this shit goes
gibi: it seems that your charmander is deeply deeply disturbed
Me: HMMMM I WONDER WHY IT'S NOT LIKE A STRANGER IS TOUCHING HER OR ANYTHING
ChrisZumaki Yeah totally hahaha....
ChrisZumaki are you assuming that Charmander’s gender
ChrisZumaki DID YOU JUST ASUME ITS GENDER 🤣🤣🤣
@@lancelottalink8556 there not assuming gender because if there's then they can pick so stop saying it's assuming gender
1:47
Gibi:well why dont we just open it and see what it is.
*A Rayquaza comes out*
Gibi:Why did I do that.
Rayquaza use hyper beam.
*a jumble mess of 500 Pokémon come out* go a mistake
Dang i look back at this comment and see it as pretty cringe
@@beep1013you should. every single RUclips comment now makes me want to kill myself
Jessie: Oh I can see that you paralyzed by my beauty.
Me: What?
James: Or paralyzed by fear from that monstrosity on your face.
Me: True, James, it's freakin' true.
Meliati Alix I didn’t even notice it until James pointed it out,I was too distracted by Her beauty
@@ultimawolflycan7298 that is the truth mate
I love James xD
@@ultimawolflycan7298 Yesssss
James: *Sounds like the guy who says I Do That*
the Guy Who Says I Do That: "Hahaha I Do That"
OMG THE VINE
Jessie: "And how old is little Char Char?"
Me: He's only been existent for 10 minutes.
Jessie: *types 100000000000000000 numbers*
It's level must be quite *high*
To be fair, that is accurate for most pkmn games
@@kalejuice5701 Yeah after like 10 minutes my pokemon is already evolved.
In a hour you can probably get a fully evolved charzard if you work fast
What route are u on
I only choose Charmander to get Charizard, because Charmander isn’t that good in battles
Puts volume up all the way
Clicks video
Ad: DO YOU HAVE HEARING PROBLEMS??
Me: now I do.
XD
This happens to me almost all the time
Asmr doesnt have ads idiot. And make an original comment
@@edinhoo. It can have ads on the beginning and/or end of the video, but not during the video
@@edinhoo. I got a amsr ad during an asmr video
Gibi:let me see your pokedex
*takes out "pokedex"
Me: hey thats my 2DS
Alienated Ninja but I have a 3ds.
Cof fe but I.... have a 3DSXL
MasonHMinecraft But I Have A 4DS, Gaming To The Next Level
But I have a VR DS
Cof fe SHE DOWNGRADED YOUR SHIT, M80!
10:21:
“Sorry, I got a bit in your eyes...”
Me, with eyes burning 24/7: “Removing the flame won’t affect the pain mortal.”
Jesse: "What moves does it know"
Me: "Teleport"
*Vanishes*
Jessie: 😐
Blue_Hood 32
1: I wish your profile name was a real thing.
2: 😐😑😐
😑
👉✌️
"I stopped using sleep potions tears ago. Have you ever heard of asmr?"
I'm dead!
Tears
Her: "Is it a Venonat?"
Me: "Yup"
Her: "It's a Sandshrew."
Me: "No it's a Venonat..."
Her: "Oh it's a little Charmander!"
Me: "Umm... Venonat???"
Mr. McDoodles8960 rip Venonat
Mr. McDoodles8960 how DARE you unacceptable and disrespect that poor transgender venenag- i mean venanat err fucken whatever
Mr. McDoodles8960 The comment that made my night! 😂
Jessie: It’s a venonat
Me: no it’s a totodile
Jessie: hmmm it’s a sandshrew
Me: no it’s a totodile
Jessie: well let’s just open it up
Me: fine but it’s a totodile
Jessie: awww it’s a little charmander
Me: WHAT WHERE IS MY TOTODILE?NOT AGAIN! AND HOW DID THIS GUY GET HERE?
The unforgettable dragon WHERE IS MY EXCADRILL
Totodile is just waiting for you back at the Pokemon Centre like “They’ll be back soon”
Blue_Hood 32 WHAT! Oh no. Bye pink haired lady. Keep the charmander.
Where is my dragonator
When the pokedex typing comes I imagine Jessie just typing info for selling charmander
*how old is little charmander*
_says age_
Charmander: $10,800
"James I wouldn't touch your face with a ten foot pole" I'm dead 😂
Katie Games "Hey! I moisturise!"
omg, right when I read your comment she said that 😂😂😂
Katie Sewing hi dead how r u?
Katie Sewing he got friend zoned
all these lines in this is improve no script just there minds
"Always choose the Pikachu"
-Team Rocket 2017
Alessandro Ciniello Omg lol
Fuck the pikachu dude take the charmander
Alessandro Ciniello so do i choose 6 pichu’s or 1 pikachu?
Ok then, Zapdos or pikachu
Mr. Classy
Well i mean 6 possible pikachus vs 1 pikachu
... ofcourse pick the 1 already pikachu lol
Gibi: “You wouldn’t want anyone taking your pokèmon? Now would you?”
Me: “look, all I have is an ivysaur level 21, and a snorlax level 23
You: I see your paralysed by my beauty
James: more like that monstrosity
Me: OOOOOOOHHHHHH SHOTS FIRED
Dark Gliscor u read this when it happend. omg
Nathan Baddeley I can't breath I'm crying and dead omg look what 1 RUclips comment has done to me I can't breath I'm crying and dead
“oh I want the skirt this time! Oh breezy”
“The world can’t handle your thighs James”
“Oh don’t I know it”
I’m dead 😂
69 likes!
Gibi, with all due respect, I can't really fall asleep while laughing my but off.
delay
Butt*
I agree
I love your username btw, even tho it late as heck-
8:27
Jessie: “ Whats your type?”
Me:….”red heads”👉🏽👈🏽
Jessie: “No your pokemon type”
Me: ohhhhh
James: why don't you touch my face like that?
Jessie: James I wouldn't touch your face with a ten foot pole
BURN!!!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥
He gonna need a full restore.
Then I would say “oh #burned”
Burn heal inbound
He's as cuddly as a cactus and as charming as an eel. I wouldn't touch him with a 39 1/2 foot pole.
SAVAGE!!!
Wait if I knew it was you the whole time why did I give my Pokémon to you?
You tell me!!!!!! xD
She obviously is a master at hypnosis :3
well played :D
Cecilia Mikalsin idk
Cecilia Mikalsin congratulations you played yourself
PREPARE FOR TROUBLE
MAKE IT...JESSIE? It's just Jessie?Um okay I can work with this *clears throat*
PREPARE FOR TROUBLE
MAKE IT SINGULAR
Pidge Gunderson lmao
Pidge Gunderson From your picture, to your name, to your comment. You're awesome!
PREPARE FOR TRINGULAR
MAKE IT SINGULAR
Love this
a simple frog. James is too badass to join in on the jingle
Her: What moves does it know?
Me: Let me show you. Charmander use flamethrower on the team rocket flunky.
If your Charmander knows Flamethrower, it means you refused to evolve it
CHARMANDER USE FLARE BLITZ
*_the world can't handle your thighs james_*
I approve this comment.
*And don't I know it*
ωpeacful doggoω I'd like to handle Jame's thighs 🌚
edcellwarrior
Kinky
I guess
ωpeacful doggoω *EXTRA THICC*
Jessie: "Are you a Boy or a Girl ?"
Me: "I'm Identified As A Ditto"
ToonMaker3000 I identify as Pikamew (A pikachu - mew hybrid)
This summed up them fake sjw genders perfectly
ARE YOU ASSUMING MY GENDER HOW DARE YOU THIS IS 2018 I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER THIS
I will Dempsey roll yo ass
Person: Hello! Aren't you beautiful!
Boy Garnevor: DID YOU JUST ASUME MY GENDER?!
Person: No- um- uh
Moral of the story don't assume genders
BA DU DUM *deep* BUM
Little did they know the sleeping potion was just water and it was their boring conversation that put me to sleep
Gameman659 plot_twist.exe
i dunno id love to hear a ton of them just bickering lol
Gameman659 They could have just used a Jigglypuff.
Though the jigglypuff was on the cover of the bottle.
THEY KILLLED JIGGLYPUFF AND STUFFED THEM IN A BOTTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“The world can’t handle your thighs James!”
IM WHEEZING!
If I knew they were team rocket....why would I give them my charmander?
〣( ºΔº )〣
Six Morals because charmander sucks
iBestOfClash Gaming Indeed
Retsu
Bonsoir. ^^
Because we had a ditto who transformed into charmander and we were going to tell it to attack, but we met James and wanted to watch them bicker
Me: Right, I’m gonna have a ASMR marathon and take in all the interesting stories as well as the sounds
Me 10 seconds later: 😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴
Willow Blaze too true😂😂
😂true
So u wrote this while sleeping
4:47 when you just can't get your scarf off🤣
DNA 🧬
#wardrobefail
#wardrobefail
Jesse:"you look like a mix of a magmar and a dratini" okay that got personal
James: This time I want the skirt bReEzY
Jesse: The world can’t handle your thighs
James: Oh don’t I know it 😏
"I stopped using Sleep Potions years ago, have you ever heard of ASMR?" Genius mg
Allison Hennessey ikr
what is mg
IKR
Gibi this video is so good, I've probably watched it about 20 times! Please do more of these Team Rocket videos! 😀
same i love it sm
Jayne Ferguson, Same!
Your lucky
I agree
5:40 I was here to fall asleep not to laugh 😭I love this
Asmr has gotten to the point to where you can type literally anything into the search bar and then put ‘asmr’ after it and you’ll find an asmr video for it...
‘- ‘ There's nothing wrong about it.
Well how come I can’t get asmr for slicing an avocado up
+borkingmad ruclips.net/video/TC_8bRIOB54/видео.html
a little different, but there you are. it exists... I don't know whether to be impressed or astonished
Josh Simpson I must thank you for your efforts.. but unfortunately I have already seen the video and have had vivid nightmares since.
No there is no ga- sees my older brother watches it oh nevermind
Gibi: "Now, what's a little trainer doing all alone in the forest?"
Me: Burying the bod- *CATCHING POKEMON OF COURSE WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE DOING*
Uhm okkkk
@Ant Man
SHE'S ONTO US
RUN
@@Ace_Gamez_Luv If she gets too close she is next......
@@amino-apphumansfemale-7479 No questions please. Asking any will result in a *terrible* consequence
@@theplaguedoctor7637 I won't ask
and yet through all of this, Charmander just sits there
Fifi The Tingle Cat the Charmander that's close to evolving aswell
Jassie: Are you a boy or a girl?
Professor OAK: That's my job!