[ASMR] Professional Matchmaking Service Roleplay (Daisy)

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @hanacinnabun
    @hanacinnabun 6 лет назад +1143

    *Daisy: So what are you seeking?*
    Me: Validation from others
    *Daisy: That's very common*
    Me: Seems about right

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 4 года назад +2

      @Elana Golden Alas, let this be a reminder of the time whenst this comment hath had 420-blaze-it likes.

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 4 года назад +1

      @Elana Golden I didn't like it either.

    • @canijust101
      @canijust101 4 года назад +3

      i remember my counselor told me thats what i was looking for and i was simultaneously “doesnt everyone?” and “thank you for recognizing that 🥺”

  • @Alexa-mc2rj
    @Alexa-mc2rj 7 лет назад +3465

    I just realized that In the beginning she had the phone over her headphones

    • @AxxSir
      @AxxSir 7 лет назад +72

      Blah Blah IMMERSION RUINED

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox 7 лет назад +178

      Blah Blah Those headphones are fused to her head. It is known.

    • @Junior-of6hm
      @Junior-of6hm 7 лет назад +10

      Blah Blah XDD

    • @viridiusgreene8319
      @viridiusgreene8319 7 лет назад +12

      Actually unwatchable.

    • @TehXilee
      @TehXilee 7 лет назад +25

      Also just realized she camouflaged her earbuds with her hair, kudos to that attention to detail

  • @biancascreech6364
    @biancascreech6364 6 лет назад +1547

    Daisy: Do you have any hobbies?
    Me: I deal drugs...
    Daisy: See, mm, I've tried to get into that but I just couldn't. I respect the people who do though.

    • @johnmurray7114
      @johnmurray7114 5 лет назад +24

      do you sell coke?

    • @lolwat6991
      @lolwat6991 5 лет назад +20

      Got some Crystal?

    • @juliabuote527
      @juliabuote527 5 лет назад +8

      Omg you people plz don’t put that out there

    • @isitgandalf6333
      @isitgandalf6333 5 лет назад +9

      Well my hobbie was watching asmr videos surprised she cant so that

    • @goldcross9673
      @goldcross9673 5 лет назад +4

      Lol, for that I was thinking "Reading"

  • @TheTybot3000
    @TheTybot3000 5 лет назад +2057

    I'm curious if Mrs. Jones ever got her son out of the basement. May never sleep again.

    • @Johnswag-eh7ht
      @Johnswag-eh7ht 4 года назад +29

      Me neither

    • @xavarrowww6
      @xavarrowww6 4 года назад +47

      i actually died of sleep deprivation because we never found out.

    • @josedavidarellanoroman5107
      @josedavidarellanoroman5107 4 года назад +23

      i guess it's up to us to find out, even if it's not canon

    • @sleepdeprivedsteve
      @sleepdeprivedsteve 4 года назад +28

      I just talked to her on the phone, she said he moved out 5 months ago

    • @TheTybot3000
      @TheTybot3000 4 года назад +10

      @@LightLi_ :O mind blown...

  • @beamerdoesart
    @beamerdoesart 7 лет назад +4402

    "Are you a dog person or a cat person?"
    I'm a rat person.
    "My sister is a snake person!"
    Is that a threat?

    • @_-destiny-_1050
      @_-destiny-_1050 7 лет назад +32

      Eight-Ball Kellin I love this.

    • @reginageorge3580
      @reginageorge3580 7 лет назад +22

      Eight-Ball Kellin 😂😂😂omg

    • @skyhigh7460
      @skyhigh7460 7 лет назад +4

      Ello Murdoc

    • @hannax2420
      @hannax2420 7 лет назад +6

      Eight-Ball Kellin u thought she was calling her sister a snake lmao

    • @prod_evoke
      @prod_evoke 7 лет назад +8

      lyhannaxo x no he has a rat and snakes eat rats

  • @audreyjensen9653
    @audreyjensen9653 5 лет назад +2014

    *18 minutes of Daisy subtly flirting with us*

    • @KrustyFrank27
      @KrustyFrank27 5 лет назад +65

      Audrey Jensen “subtly”

    • @goatman2994
      @goatman2994 5 лет назад +73

      As a guy i watched this before and completely missed the hints. Its only now that i rewatched it that i see them.

    • @crunchieriest
      @crunchieriest 5 лет назад +60

      What do you mean us? She's mine

    • @wynterjoy
      @wynterjoy 5 лет назад +44

      @@crunchieriest I will fight you 😤😤😤

    • @wynterjoy
      @wynterjoy 5 лет назад +26

      @Dp.slayer The character is flirting, not the actress

  • @mydrool5213
    @mydrool5213 6 лет назад +739

    Daisy: oh no your picture didn't quite turn out
    Me: can I see it
    Daisy: puts in her jacket
    Me: ....

    • @ash.kandi.c0s_294
      @ash.kandi.c0s_294 6 лет назад +9

      Paris Lopez THE MONENT I READ YOUR COMMENT SHE SAID THAT!

    • @franciscomendez-iw8es
      @franciscomendez-iw8es 5 лет назад +2

      @@ash.kandi.c0s_294 dzzZszzszrzzz4Esszd

    • @rinnieloves_06
      @rinnieloves_06 5 лет назад +5

      She does the same thing in Doki Doki maid cafe

    • @Noname77898
      @Noname77898 5 лет назад

      Paris Lopez toi t’es française non

    • @triptomars4360
      @triptomars4360 5 лет назад +2

      murphy's law: if they don't tell you what it is, it probably sucks

  • @adamfromsaw
    @adamfromsaw 5 лет назад +884

    Daisy: “yeah im kinda shy”
    Also Daisy: literally hitting on us throughput the video

    • @Delicate_Disaster
      @Delicate_Disaster 4 года назад +15

      You misspelled every. Lol. She hits on us in every video. Last one I saw was the hotel one i believe and she went "can't a girl ask questions anymore?" Lol.

    • @Jasperlovesred
      @Jasperlovesred 4 года назад +2

      Delicate Disaster there was no every in her sentence. She wanted to say also Daisy: literally hitting on us throughout the video.

    • @Delicate_Disaster
      @Delicate_Disaster 4 года назад +4

      @@Jasperlovesred this isnt the comment I meant to reply to. The "every" remark was a joke to the been person who wrote the comment. Dont remember which one I meant to talk to at this point though.

    • @Jasperlovesred
      @Jasperlovesred 4 года назад +1

      Delicate Disaster oh lol okay

    • @Delicate_Disaster
      @Delicate_Disaster 4 года назад +4

      @@Jasperlovesred @Addie Hargrove wait, I was wrong. This was the comment I meant to say "every" to. She said Daisy was hitting on us throughout the video. I was joking saying she spelled "every" as "the" because Daisy hits on us in EVERY video, not just this one. Lol

  • @oliviachambers9010
    @oliviachambers9010 6 лет назад +817

    Daisy: do you have any hobbies
    Me: cosplay
    Daisy: I never could get into that
    Me: HMMMMMMMM....

    • @ashe6791
      @ashe6791 5 лет назад +3

      lol

    • @willa566
      @willa566 5 лет назад +2

      Ur a furry

    • @rajstar05
      @rajstar05 5 лет назад +3

      😂 (btw I cosplay too)

    • @coldchary
      @coldchary 5 лет назад +9

      BITCH DON'T YOU DARE LIE WE ALL SAW YOU AT THAT ANIMAE CONVENTIOn!!!!

    • @pond2868
      @pond2868 5 лет назад +2

      Cosplay is my hobby too uwu

  • @duccducc3186
    @duccducc3186 5 лет назад +1584

    Daisy: "Your age?"
    Also Daisy: types three digits

    • @moneypanda843
      @moneypanda843 4 года назад +172

      She could have hit enter

    • @weichei8204
      @weichei8204 4 года назад +205

      Your weight? Hits 4 keys

    • @liamshelley496
      @liamshelley496 4 года назад +19

      69 likes

    • @Noe-ci4ys
      @Noe-ci4ys 4 года назад +58

      Joke’s on you I’m 160 yrs old

    • @yeicipactli
      @yeicipactli 4 года назад +7

      and if my age is less than 2 digits???

  • @lj8566
    @lj8566 6 лет назад +370

    Is this tinder with difficulty turned way to high

    • @tylerjones1243
      @tylerjones1243 5 лет назад +18

      Its as if Tinder itself tried to flirt with you 😂

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 5 лет назад +3

      Unfortunately, we can't change the difficulty at this point in the game

    • @bulver7808
      @bulver7808 5 лет назад +1

      L J I would’ve liked this comment but I wanna keep it at 169

    • @bryanbarcelo5440
      @bryanbarcelo5440 5 лет назад +1

      tinder on veteran difficulty

    • @zombi2896
      @zombi2896 5 лет назад +1

      @@bryanbarcelo5440 for me its recruit difficulty 😎

  • @officialpambondiaccount8735
    @officialpambondiaccount8735 4 года назад +816

    daisy: so what are you seeking?
    me: eyeballs to add to my collection
    daisy: that's very common

    • @damienkane5589
      @damienkane5589 4 года назад +16

      I mean I collect bones that I find while hiking or kayaking

    • @yumumgay7408
      @yumumgay7408 3 года назад +15

      *laughs in general grievous* ANOTHER FINE ADDITION TO MY COLLECTION

    • @JasonLHyatt04
      @JasonLHyatt04 3 года назад +1

      Wth is that profile picture lmao I’m fucking dying on the inside.

  • @fnv3595
    @fnv3595 6 лет назад +746

    "Some people ask for more ... specific things"
    "Flying spaghetti, what?"
    lmao this killed me

  • @mikufan3773
    @mikufan3773 6 лет назад +481

    “What’s your favorite place?”
    My bed.
    “Wow that’s a long flight!”
    K

    • @charlienovacastor5652
      @charlienovacastor5652 6 лет назад +4

      Robot i mean, I don't think that people not going there makes it a longer trip.

    • @Sophia-ok3zg
      @Sophia-ok3zg 6 лет назад +2

      California I love that your name is California

    • @gumiflex1
      @gumiflex1 6 лет назад +1

      California me too! Let’s be friends 😂😂😂

    • @crimsonpatty6152
      @crimsonpatty6152 6 лет назад +1

      Nutcase Nate so that's why the moon's trying to move on after we visited.

  • @avacantyt
    @avacantyt 6 лет назад +1001

    Daisy: can you describe your body type?
    Me: THICC

  • @curtdog3631
    @curtdog3631 5 лет назад +2017

    Daisy: do u have a hair color prefrence
    Me: yes
    Daisy: wut color
    Me: blue
    Daisy: come with me

    • @Channel-ro3cr
      @Channel-ro3cr 5 лет назад +146

      Then curt dog and daisy lived happily ever after in Texas occasionally visiting their sister in law Gibi and her boyfriend

    • @ansfwoj
      @ansfwoj 5 лет назад +50

      Plot Twist: he only likes blue for Chloe Price

    • @thesaviorof8230
      @thesaviorof8230 5 лет назад +19

      Nice 69 likes.

    • @tastydeathcaps8608
      @tastydeathcaps8608 5 лет назад +40

      after that day, curt dog was never seen again

    • @elementjose9547
      @elementjose9547 5 лет назад +21

      @@ansfwoj Holy crap well this shows.. Life is Strange
      (I meant the pun)

  • @au_fairmont_ghia
    @au_fairmont_ghia 6 лет назад +531

    Daisy: what are your hobbies
    Me: eating, sleeping, breathing
    Daisy: yeah i could never get into that
    Me: how are you even here
    Wow i posted this 6 months ago with over 500 likes that is nice

  • @beebourie525
    @beebourie525 7 лет назад +3962

    is it just me or does daisy kinda look like gibi

  • @pigeonking3896
    @pigeonking3896 7 лет назад +380

    The way the she never does no mistake while acting as Daisy makes me think... Is Gibi the cosplay and Daisy is the real one?

    • @Connormca777
      @Connormca777 6 лет назад +18

      Amanan there's a magical thing called editing and retakes

    • @halodude369
      @halodude369 6 лет назад +2

      ... yes

    • @ohzeqwa320
      @ohzeqwa320 6 лет назад +13

      Connor Mcallister no he's obviously right

    • @ky-mt9uy
      @ky-mt9uy 6 лет назад +1

      what have you done

  • @roboriley
    @roboriley 5 лет назад +935

    Daisy: What's the best place you've ever been?
    Me: Earth
    Daisy: That's a long flight!
    Me: wHERe aM i

    • @octo8116
      @octo8116 4 года назад +21

      this shouldnt have made me laugh

    • @QuigleTheGnome
      @QuigleTheGnome 4 года назад +6

      Robo Riley your in the simulation everything after 2012 is a simulation

    • @bleachespeaches
      @bleachespeaches 4 года назад +5

      @@octo8116 but it did. AHHHHHHHHHH

    • @sallihanson43
      @sallihanson43 4 года назад

      brick the ISS

    • @sleepdeprivedsteve
      @sleepdeprivedsteve 4 года назад +3

      I thought of hotel Mario lol

  • @brandi7520
    @brandi7520 6 лет назад +1741

    Me: *I like to kill people*
    Daisy: *oh yes, I like that too!*
    Me: *.. I was kidding*
    Daisy:
    Me:

  • @whwhheheheheh
    @whwhheheheheh 6 лет назад +1598

    This entire video is Daisy hinting that she wants some

    • @benis666
      @benis666 6 лет назад +42

      yes

    • @frog6992
      @frog6992 5 лет назад +28

      Some what?

    • @johnmurray7114
      @johnmurray7114 5 лет назад +34

      @@Nathan-cw7cb excuse me?

    • @frog6992
      @frog6992 5 лет назад +16

      @@Nathan-cw7cb huh.

    • @lolwat6991
      @lolwat6991 5 лет назад +43

      @@Nathan-cw7cb I FeEl AtAcKkeD, aTaCkKeD bY wOrDs!11!!1

  • @marycatherineaivaliotis5827
    @marycatherineaivaliotis5827 6 лет назад +674

    Why do I feel like Daisy flirts with me every video?
    And why do I like it??

  • @JediKnightSean
    @JediKnightSean 5 лет назад +1130

    Gibi: "What hair color do you like" *Pats her own blue hair*
    Person: "Black Hair"
    Gibi: *Aggressive typing* "Oh ok."

  • @CrystalBall-.-
    @CrystalBall-.- 7 лет назад +676

    3:32 "What are you looking for?"
    Me: Someone who will kill the spider

    • @mollywiesner
      @mollywiesner 7 лет назад +19

      I need someone who will kill the spider. Then that spider's family. Then anyone in relation to them. I need em all gone.

    • @Canucklug
      @Canucklug 7 лет назад +6

      I'm only afraid of spiders when I'm alone, so I have to find someone to be afraid of the spider for me

    • @cdz3210
      @cdz3210 7 лет назад +3

      Hannah The Bestest W. I am that person! I manhandled a tarantula and by manhandle I mean it crawled over my hand while I was laughing it was fun. I don't like stupid bugs but admirable bugs I love.

    • @emilynxwman
      @emilynxwman 7 лет назад +4

      Someone that can reach the highest shelf please.

    • @nathanrae1803
      @nathanrae1803 7 лет назад

      Hannah The Bestest W. best thing I've heard all day! 😂💙

  • @xx_4ntonio_xx40
    @xx_4ntonio_xx40 7 лет назад +2693

    I'm single and ready for tingles

    • @jman1239
      @jman1239 7 лет назад +39

      I'm single and ready for a strong healthy relationship

    • @MinnySteppa
      @MinnySteppa 7 лет назад +2

      Ronan Telford idk maybe cuz I'm suicidal and I wanna know how it feels to die even tho I can't ask them cuz they be dead anyway but yeah

    • @llamaanimations738
      @llamaanimations738 7 лет назад +7

      i love ur name

    • @N16HTM4RE
      @N16HTM4RE 7 лет назад +16

      Every tuesday night. First, the lights will flicker on... and off. Next, (Dudes, can I get some ketchup.) Oh sure, here you go. NEXT, the phone will ring and there will be nobody there. And do you know what he does next... HE GETS YA!

    • @xx_4ntonio_xx40
      @xx_4ntonio_xx40 7 лет назад +11

      Ryan Coolaid I think we need to be best friends

  • @BellaCupcakez
    @BellaCupcakez 6 лет назад +317

    Isn’t anyone gonna talk about the conversation at the beginning?

  • @MapleViking
    @MapleViking 4 года назад +311

    Daisy:”do you have any hobbies?”
    Me: “ah yes Anime, Cosplay-“
    Daisy: “I couldn’t get into that”
    Me: *looks at camera*

  • @profawnsor
    @profawnsor 6 лет назад +771

    Daisy: Occupation?
    Me: I uhhhh don't have one...
    Daisy: very nice
    Me: *oooH thAnk yoU*

    • @kitkatrebel1123
      @kitkatrebel1123 6 лет назад +7

      My Name Pete, Natsuki

    • @kmtokyi5323
      @kmtokyi5323 6 лет назад +4

      My Name Pete *AYEEEE DDLC AND FORTNITE BOIIIII* *2WORD EXPLINATION OF PART OF MEH LIFE :P*

    • @lappet9804
      @lappet9804 6 лет назад

      kalany matul ok

    • @kmtokyi5323
      @kmtokyi5323 6 лет назад

      Original ........

    • @olipopmeme
      @olipopmeme 6 лет назад +1

      Hi Petesuki

  • @DannyKingston14
    @DannyKingston14 6 лет назад +531

    Gibi: “Occupation?”
    Me : “I’m the Dark one”
    Gibi: “Oh very nice”

  • @cheez4me333
    @cheez4me333 7 лет назад +289

    "Any hair preference??"
    BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @spoofmasterkey3731
    @spoofmasterkey3731 5 лет назад +195

    Daisy: what’s your name
    Me: Ty
    Daisy: (types 8 letters)

  • @noahlange1251
    @noahlange1251 6 лет назад +431

    *what's your body type*
    My body type is skinny and ugly
    *I think so too*

    • @livii4359
      @livii4359 6 лет назад +10

      Daisy:Describe you're Body type
      Me:THICC
      Daisy:I think so too
      Me:YAH

    • @DamienGrey420
      @DamienGrey420 6 лет назад

      Same boi

    • @kitkatrebel1123
      @kitkatrebel1123 6 лет назад +11

      IF 99% OF THE WORLD THINKS YOUR UGLY, 75,000,000 PEOPLE STILL THINK YOUR BEAUTIFUL!!

    • @coldpasta
      @coldpasta 6 лет назад

      Ugh mood

    • @santtu184
      @santtu184 6 лет назад

      @🔱Solstice the lost saiyan 🔱 yo iv watched your videos before! You have some sick drawings!

  • @friedfishg6352
    @friedfishg6352 7 лет назад +261

    "Ms Jones, please dont yell at me".
    Lol

    • @okokokok9935
      @okokokok9935 7 лет назад +5

      fried fish g I saw your comment as she said it

  • @betusboyo8711
    @betusboyo8711 7 лет назад +2054

    When the receptionist is low key hitting on u

    • @elitegaming4506
      @elitegaming4506 7 лет назад +165

      Davin Winter when she takes a pic and puts it in her pocket... a bit more than low key

    • @Aarcturus_
      @Aarcturus_ 7 лет назад +97

      High Key*

    • @thesilentavenger
      @thesilentavenger 7 лет назад +40

      Davin Winter like when she is tapping her fingers together talking about matches and what you came there for

    • @arsena5209
      @arsena5209 7 лет назад +42

      Davin Winter Well if she is hitting on me then she must be bi or lesbian lol

    • @keiragrenier1375
      @keiragrenier1375 7 лет назад +2

      Lil Korean Gey Boi same

  • @minttummaria
    @minttummaria 5 лет назад +145

    3:25
    I am seeking for someone to break down my door and tell me i am a wizard
    4:00
    ”You shouldn’t have trouble finding matches” Oh great!

    • @acezone4836
      @acezone4836 4 года назад +1

      minttu Harry you’re a wizard. I’m a what?

    • @Potato52131
      @Potato52131 4 года назад

      AceZone you’re a hizard, Warry

    • @heba_kuroonhiatus4245
      @heba_kuroonhiatus4245 4 года назад +1

      You're a hairy wizard

    • @GalacticMoofin
      @GalacticMoofin Год назад

      its not "Harry you're a wizard" it's "Harry you're a British wizard"

  • @graceconnolly2266
    @graceconnolly2266 5 лет назад +415

    Dasiy : why did you come here today
    Me : so I don't die alone

  • @4g679
    @4g679 6 лет назад +642

    Daisy: what are your talents?
    Me: being a waste of space
    Daisy: Ohhh wow

  • @mikami9099
    @mikami9099 6 лет назад +180

    tbh this was the perfect job for daisy

  • @armpoo88
    @armpoo88 5 лет назад +179

    “Describe your body type” i look like a whale “yep i think so too”

  • @rootbeerlover328boiii9
    @rootbeerlover328boiii9 6 лет назад +568

    Top 10 Anime Twists: Daisy is your true match

    • @frog6992
      @frog6992 5 лет назад +14

      *Just Moni- Daisy*

    • @isitgandalf6333
      @isitgandalf6333 5 лет назад +2

      Holy shit. I knew it

    • @roc1364
      @roc1364 5 лет назад +9

      Damn... This hit harder than Dio after doing time stop ✋😔

    • @kextroll5888
      @kextroll5888 5 лет назад +1

      Rootbeerlover328boiii 10/10

    • @darth-severus
      @darth-severus 5 лет назад +2

      I mean.. I'm cool with that

  • @ソーダ-l4y
    @ソーダ-l4y 7 лет назад +2064

    Her:What are you good at?
    Me:Breathing
    Her:I could never get into that
    Me:How are you still alive

    • @soooouuuup
      @soooouuuup 7 лет назад +6

      Omg xD

    • @TEMPXO
      @TEMPXO 7 лет назад +1

      Kawaii Cutie

    • @quethesparkle
      @quethesparkle 7 лет назад +21

      I literally posted like this exact comment why did I get no likes at all...?

    • @downtownscene
      @downtownscene 7 лет назад +1

      Lmao XD

    • @caty6911
      @caty6911 7 лет назад

      Que The Sparkle cuz her profile pic is cute lol

  • @lillianchristine8106
    @lillianchristine8106 6 лет назад +589

    “Spaghetti-what?”
    You heard me daisy. My religion is the Flying Spaghetti Monster

  • @chickchickfox
    @chickchickfox 5 лет назад +217

    Daisy: “now we have some hot topic questions”
    Me: “Hot Topic has questions for me? I thought this was a matchmaking service....”

    • @Jay5ive789
      @Jay5ive789 4 года назад

      LMAO I get it

    • @heneryslayzack1271
      @heneryslayzack1271 4 года назад

      i might have a few questions for ya myself mmhhhmmmm lol

    • @c0r4lin4
      @c0r4lin4 4 года назад +1

      Cute Deku pic 💚🖤

  • @celloofriend
    @celloofriend 7 лет назад +3409

    *Makes a phone call*
    *Is wearing headphones*

    • @Marylandbrony
      @Marylandbrony 7 лет назад +112

      Rachel Parker Well my headphones do take cell phone calls if connected to a phone.

    • @djcurly475
      @djcurly475 7 лет назад +19

      Rachel Parker Fucking logic 0_0

    • @curtiswaters7415
      @curtiswaters7415 7 лет назад +50

      She's wearing the headphones so she can hear how it sounds as she is recording.

    • @disctr4k69
      @disctr4k69 7 лет назад +94

      Curtis Waters We know that, it's called banter. This type of banter is where you know what's happening, but you're trying to use logic to be funny.

    • @besigeamber2551
      @besigeamber2551 7 лет назад +2

      Rachel Parker thats what i thought😂

  • @kalleighmcc
    @kalleighmcc 7 лет назад +4687

    Daisy:You can describe your body type
    Me:fat
    Daisy:I think so to
    Me:😩

  • @marshmallowcream7026
    @marshmallowcream7026 6 лет назад +287

    Daisy :Imagine your partner dosen 't like breaking bad. What do you do?
    Me :Continue watching it.
    Daisy :Exactly.

  • @roc1364
    @roc1364 5 лет назад +215

    Daisy: Do you have kids?
    Me: No... Unless you want some
    Daisy: What?
    Me: nOthInG

  • @oliviasamford6289
    @oliviasamford6289 7 лет назад +485

    Describe your ideal date
    Me: *says nothing*
    that sounds wonderful PLEASE GO ON PLEASE

  • @caketin4216
    @caketin4216 6 лет назад +330

    Daisy: where’s the best place you’ve ever been
    Me: home
    Daisy: oh ... you have to take a long flight for that
    Mom da fuq

    • @mrpopo4330
      @mrpopo4330 5 лет назад +1

      Duck Caitba3h lol

    • @frog6992
      @frog6992 5 лет назад +5

      3 words
      Gaint ass house

  • @JaxBlade
    @JaxBlade 7 лет назад +2738

    Daisy is back and glad to see she hasnt been arrested yet for the whole Comic Con fiasco :)

    • @theothomas5546
      @theothomas5546 7 лет назад +12

      JaxBlade ayyyeee jax watches asmr HA

    • @kevooo1250
      @kevooo1250 7 лет назад +16

      Ma boi I did not know you watched asmr

    • @dominicanfrieza1394
      @dominicanfrieza1394 7 лет назад +7

      hows it going dudes and dudettes!

    • @ToyMapleBoye
      @ToyMapleBoye 7 лет назад +6

      Woah, small world

    • @mitchjones1029
      @mitchjones1029 7 лет назад +11

      JaxBlade omg Jax, you watch asmr? My friend just showed me your channel yesterday. His name is trent, could you shout him out next video? He started watching your videos for workouts, then got a six-pack, then forced me to see it

  • @connor-vf7qn
    @connor-vf7qn 5 лет назад +676

    “What is your religion?”
    Me: Atheist
    “Flying... spaghetti- what?”
    Me: I would like to change my answer

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 4 года назад +46

      Pastafairian

    • @camarodriver6475
      @camarodriver6475 4 года назад +6

      Speed OMIGERSH yesssss

    • @r.ylan.d
      @r.ylan.d 4 года назад +6

      I know nobody gives a damn but 300th like

    • @cactus3677
      @cactus3677 4 года назад +4

      I said Orthodox and when she said ,,What?" I was like ,,is that something personal?!"

    • @seignee
      @seignee 4 года назад +12

      R'AMEN

  • @v4mpirism
    @v4mpirism 6 лет назад +1130

    thanks for introducing me to the fine spaghetti religion, truly life changing.

    • @symmetricalllama01
      @symmetricalllama01 6 лет назад +32

      『magical gays』 it's flying spaghetti actually. flying spaghetti monster.

    • @kmtokyi5323
      @kmtokyi5323 6 лет назад +8

      『magical gays』 I have one thing WE WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
      *YURI ON ICE*

    • @mk-_-7660
      @mk-_-7660 6 лет назад +36

      Yes, I'm a pastafarian
      Ramen

    • @skilletlord3800
      @skilletlord3800 6 лет назад +2

      『magical gays』 whoahhh you’re that person who watches 80’s voltron small world

    • @v4mpirism
      @v4mpirism 6 лет назад +2

      *sarcasm * Lma0

  • @natdanae5945
    @natdanae5945 7 лет назад +628

    This is supposed to give me tingles but Daisy's sass and filterless southern attitude just makes me lol

  • @shabr1ri
    @shabr1ri 7 лет назад +442

    "What are you seeking for?"
    Me: Someone that can make me food because I can't cook.
    "That's very common."
    Me: uh

    • @shabr1ri
      @shabr1ri 6 лет назад +7

      im hungry and desperate

    • @onlypain.4505
      @onlypain.4505 6 лет назад +4

      you ARE the food

    • @shabr1ri
      @shabr1ri 6 лет назад +4

      cannibalism - the practice of eating the flesh of one's own species.

    • @sonicdisruption
      @sonicdisruption 6 лет назад

      a chicken ii

    • @lovespuppies7470
      @lovespuppies7470 6 лет назад

      Axe Ketchum lol I can make Ramon noodles lamo

  • @circusboy_
    @circusboy_ 5 лет назад +131

    Daisy:occupation?
    Me:criminal
    Daisy:very nice!
    Me:0-0

    • @sansproultimate1866
      @sansproultimate1866 4 года назад +3

      Frisk when did you start RUclips

    • @sansproultimate1866
      @sansproultimate1866 4 года назад +1

      Please don't think I'm just sans
      I'm my own unique sans and my frisk is not from @ $37713 game
      Check the maid caffe Daisy video find out urself

    • @singingofsilver
      @singingofsilver Год назад

      It's okay she's one too apparently

    • @circusboy_
      @circusboy_ Год назад

      @@singingofsilver i don’t even remember making that comment but now i’m intrigued

  • @aaliyahfeilds5477
    @aaliyahfeilds5477 7 лет назад +394

    Daisy: occupation
    Me: I don't have one I just sit on my broke and lazy butt and watch gibi's videos.
    Daisy: very nice

  • @sophia-lp6xr
    @sophia-lp6xr 7 лет назад +337

    Daisy: oh no the picture didn't quite turn out..
    *slips picture in pocket for safe keeping*
    Me: wwwwttttttffff

    • @youcantstopthescout8921
      @youcantstopthescout8921 7 лет назад +20

      The picture turned out fine and she was gonna keep it for later

    • @idoartmaybe9330
      @idoartmaybe9330 7 лет назад +4

      saaaaaaammmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @kitkatrebel1123
      @kitkatrebel1123 6 лет назад +22

      Susan Schoen, In every single video Daisy is in, she tends to flirt.

    • @ohhaihooman6776
      @ohhaihooman6776 6 лет назад +2

      AshShark Galaxy or act creepy

    • @mirat8485
      @mirat8485 6 лет назад +2

      This is why I stan Daisy

  • @VALHALLA_REAL
    @VALHALLA_REAL 7 лет назад +304

    "Do you have a hair color preference?" Blue......I MEAN no........

  • @Samgarde
    @Samgarde 5 лет назад +72

    Daisy: What’s your favorite food?
    Me: The edible kind

  • @japanpinards7905
    @japanpinards7905 6 лет назад +2124

    Sometimes its hard to tell that daisy is really gibi

    • @sinistersniper3572
      @sinistersniper3572 6 лет назад +43

      I know right?!!!!?!?!?

    • @jinohsjihnos5460
      @jinohsjihnos5460 6 лет назад +9

      How do you know she is? I am still searching for a proof...

    • @zechalanhills7725
      @zechalanhills7725 6 лет назад +12

      I know right who agrees like if u do

    • @lilzay7596
      @lilzay7596 6 лет назад +19

      JapanPinards I like Daisy’s voice

    • @spice5470
      @spice5470 6 лет назад +50

      Wait....
      Daisy is Gibi!? xD

  • @SauloPMB
    @SauloPMB 7 лет назад +367

    - Occupation?
    - I’m unemployed..
    - Oh very nice!

  • @pnacake5242
    @pnacake5242 6 лет назад +204

    daisy is so entertaining to a point where I don’t listen to her for ASMR at this point. Lol.

  • @HeyitsJaiden
    @HeyitsJaiden 7 лет назад +685

    Daisy: where's the best place you've traveled to?
    Me: chipotle

  • @bluesharks101
    @bluesharks101 6 лет назад +1625

    How am I supposed to not have trouble finding a match? *I am a shark. My mating habits are different to those of humans. And I need help brushing all my teeth..*

    • @hiimbeta413
      @hiimbeta413 6 лет назад +11

      Nice

    • @connorv3334
      @connorv3334 6 лет назад +23

      All sharks are beautiful. I'm personally found of makos and tigers

    • @wolfroarxx6055
      @wolfroarxx6055 6 лет назад +14

      There are a lot of people who like sharks, they are awsome, best animals ever! So don't worry, just live your life

    • @kevinprice1772
      @kevinprice1772 6 лет назад +1

      Good luck

    • @dickvandyke5573
      @dickvandyke5573 6 лет назад +2

      Rob Dyrdek racist.

  • @lukehipkin3914
    @lukehipkin3914 7 лет назад +190

    Just imagining daisy not listening to me and typing the whole of all star by smash mouth and now it's ruined the rolplay

  • @cj4380
    @cj4380 5 лет назад +309

    We all know she’s just gonna keep this information to herself
    WOW ONE LIKE OMG!!
    But why’s it blue....?

  • @jasl4891
    @jasl4891 6 лет назад +248

    Daisy: So what are you talented at?
    Me: Nothing
    Daisy: oooh ohh
    Me: *wHY thAnK YoU*

    • @yourstruly6954
      @yourstruly6954 5 лет назад +1

      What are you talented at?
      Me:making memes and being a disappointment.

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 5 лет назад

      @@yourstruly6954 *SAME*

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 5 лет назад +1

      @@yourstruly6954 I'm talented at breathing. I haven't even died from not breathing correctly one time! :)

    • @kitmakin289
      @kitmakin289 5 лет назад

      @@Speed001 Only takes the once.

  • @saraheh6972
    @saraheh6972 7 лет назад +660

    Her: Do you have any pets?
    Me: Yes my goldfish service animal Mark.
    Her: And how many?
    Me: It's just me and my bff Mark.
    Her: So are you a dog or a cat person?
    Me: GOLDFISH

    • @youcantstopthescout8921
      @youcantstopthescout8921 7 лет назад +17

      What service does a goldfish provide

    • @evanstarks7990
      @evanstarks7990 7 лет назад +6

      Minireema Two I’m more of a beta fish person. Brancie is my bff.
      RIP rainbow 🌈 you will never be forgotten! 😢

    • @evanstarks7990
      @evanstarks7990 7 лет назад +2

      Uncuckable MotherTucker unconventional cuteness and love ❤️
      Well until they die.... RIP rainbow 🌈!!!

    • @cark1389
      @cark1389 6 лет назад +1

      My name is Mark

    • @minimart227
      @minimart227 6 лет назад

      Meredith Eh my hamster is basically my service animal. I don’t bring him everywhere but he relieves my stress

  • @hanacinnabun
    @hanacinnabun 7 лет назад +1187

    Daisy: "Do you use your middle name at all?"
    *Me: "Yes I actually have two"*
    Daisy: "No? K."

  • @le_stinky_rat5831
    @le_stinky_rat5831 5 лет назад +174

    Daisy: What is your gender?
    Me: *soggy tortilla.*

  • @thedecpder
    @thedecpder 7 лет назад +406

    Gibi: " What are you looking for?"
    Me : "Bondage".
    Gibi: "That's very common."

    • @Kentrap
      @Kentrap 7 лет назад +2

      lol

    • @jasonrichard9444
      @jasonrichard9444 6 лет назад +17

      These days it is pretty common stuff lol.....I'm going to hell at this point its all about location location location..... seat at the bar will do just fine 😂😂

    • @simondezeeuw2042
      @simondezeeuw2042 6 лет назад +2

      It is tho

    • @psychopathicgaming3279
      @psychopathicgaming3279 6 лет назад +2

      it's more than common

    • @stafubowie3957
      @stafubowie3957 6 лет назад

      Oh bondage up yours

  • @person-ep7yc
    @person-ep7yc 6 лет назад +86

    gibi: talents? oh nice thats amazin!
    ~seeing her writing down "untalented piece of shiat" ~

  • @JemimaDoesASMR
    @JemimaDoesASMR 7 лет назад +297

    Her: What are you seeking?
    Me: Something serious - marriage.
    Her: And are you looking for long-term or short-term?
    I- um. Um.

  • @Cupids-Antlers
    @Cupids-Antlers 4 года назад +79

    "My sister is a snake person, 12 snakes"
    Gibi is this your personal fantasy of owning 12 snakes or are you hiding them from us?

  • @shjxhhdhch2678
    @shjxhhdhch2678 6 лет назад +1292

    I think I heard her push 4 keys when she asked for my weight

    • @NotJxrd
      @NotJxrd 6 лет назад +71

      OfficiallyGrace L did you forget the enter key?

    • @arigreen4008
      @arigreen4008 6 лет назад +9

      OfficiallyGrace L accurate

    • @jesussaucedo8133
      @jesussaucedo8133 6 лет назад +42

      Why do people forget about the enter key??? Lol

    • @esztergal3141
      @esztergal3141 6 лет назад +38

      ZennyBoiii Official But thats still 3. Oooh lbs. I forgot lbs

    • @kalto2032
      @kalto2032 6 лет назад +9

      Lol and for the last name when she asked it she typed like 8 keys or something when my last name is Kim xD (Ik it’s just for the vid and stuff but lol)

  • @genjishimada21
    @genjishimada21 7 лет назад +1866

    Daisy: *Asks for my age*
    Patient: *says age*
    Daisy: *Presses 3 keys*
    Try not to feel old 2017

    • @artinua4091
      @artinua4091 7 лет назад +255

      Genji Shimada 2 numbers and the enter key, bada bing bada boom

    • @stardoki
      @stardoki 7 лет назад +44

      Genji Shimada
      Still need healing?

    • @Esburito
      @Esburito 7 лет назад +41

      Genji Shimada Couldve pressed tab after for the next slot

    • @leviiathan6548
      @leviiathan6548 7 лет назад +24

      Genji Shimada just imagine she pressed tab to go to the next part of the list.

    • @ibrahimkh96
      @ibrahimkh96 7 лет назад +15

      Genji Shimada The third key was an enter 😂😂😂😂

  • @tiee22
    @tiee22 7 лет назад +766

    Gibi: Some people come in for more *specific things*
    Me: Ohhh😐 Oh my. Well.😂

    • @onlypain.4505
      @onlypain.4505 6 лет назад +18

      You look 10, why do you know about shit like that

    • @tiee22
      @tiee22 6 лет назад +41

      Luukee
      I'm not 10, and like come on. In this days society, 5 year olds don't need the "talk" anymore

    • @enterthedragon9427
      @enterthedragon9427 6 лет назад +5

      Luukee your shit goes hard

    • @kraftegor
      @kraftegor 6 лет назад +5

      Luukee you don't look to old yourself

    • @DeathKnight-vv1po
      @DeathKnight-vv1po 6 лет назад +1

      Exactly

  • @Imgood438
    @Imgood438 Год назад +11

    'What are you seeking?'
    'Someone who doesn't judge me for building small death chambers in the sims'
    'That's very common'

  • @btw6703
    @btw6703 6 лет назад +204

    Do you have a hair color preference?
    Well I do like blue hair
    *Wink*

  • @gi-bh8vs
    @gi-bh8vs 7 лет назад +496

    Daisy:"you can tell me your real age"
    *presses 3 numbers*
    Me:damn I ain't that old

    • @snakeysnake758
      @snakeysnake758 7 лет назад +63

      G squad Two numbers then enter button °_°

    • @gi-bh8vs
      @gi-bh8vs 7 лет назад +48

      Snakey Snake omggg I'm so stupid 😂

    • @Megan-dg3do
      @Megan-dg3do 7 лет назад +16

      I thought that too 😂

    • @redken3919
      @redken3919 7 лет назад +5

      If she was filling a form she would need to press a button with the mouse to get to another section not the enter button

    • @fujster
      @fujster 7 лет назад +6

      Clorox Bleach Lavender Scent tab

  • @natdanae5945
    @natdanae5945 7 лет назад +2260

    Ah yes my religion is
    F L Y I N G
    S P A G H E T T I

    • @YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA165
      @YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA165 7 лет назад +98

      Similarly, some atheists say that they believe that there is a magical pink teapot orbiting the Sun somewhere in the asteroid belt, but because some people say it exists and there is no way of proving or disproving it, religious people have to accept that there is a magical teapot. If they say there isn't one, they are ignorant because they are aware of the rules they have created for others to follow in relation to his/her religion, but they choose to not follow those same rules for other religions or beliefs.

    • @vidalzazueta4678
      @vidalzazueta4678 7 лет назад +7

      The Cent Lord what?

    • @YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA165
      @YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA165 7 лет назад +22

      Vidal Zazueta What part is causing you confusion?

    • @The_Other_Ghost
      @The_Other_Ghost 7 лет назад +25

      Vidal: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell%27s_teapot
      It's something that can't be proven, but is possible, because it's possible it exists... BUT unlikely of course.

    • @awesometown1000
      @awesometown1000 7 лет назад +10

      The Cent Lord
      I have never heard anyone say that there is a pink teapot in the asteroid belt. I feel like just made that shit up.

  • @ladolcelisa
    @ladolcelisa 5 лет назад +32

    Watching this for possibly the 10th time or so, and only now am I realizing we NEED to meet Daisy’s sister!! 😂

  • @alexscanlon3333
    @alexscanlon3333 6 лет назад +370

    Daisy: So what are you seeking
    Me: Some Doritos
    Daisy: That’s pretty common
    Me: Yay...so we’re are they...

  • @zc1358
    @zc1358 6 лет назад +650

    Daisy: what are you looking for?
    Me: Hamilton tickets
    Daisy: Yeah, that’s very common
    *yEaH I kNoW*

    • @trashbutbetter309
      @trashbutbetter309 6 лет назад +7

      wuter this is the most relatable thing

    • @redfear7757
      @redfear7757 6 лет назад

      Reminds me of one of my friends... She's obsessed with hamilton

    • @hugoolofsgard415
      @hugoolofsgard415 6 лет назад

      Lol same

    • @ellac3060
      @ellac3060 6 лет назад

      Omg yes

    • @12blame
      @12blame 6 лет назад +3

      Who's Hamilton? You mean the fromula driver?

  • @jadegemstone5670
    @jadegemstone5670 7 лет назад +272

    Daisy: what's the best place you've ever been?
    Me: My bed
    Daisy:You'll only have to take a long flight for that!
    😂

    • @alexmason8104
      @alexmason8104 7 лет назад +1

      Hype beast she looks a little young to be makeing that joke

    • @spoderman8399
      @spoderman8399 7 лет назад

      Hype beast LUL

    • @alexmason8104
      @alexmason8104 7 лет назад +2

      Hype beast you do you

    • @Elliott-oh2oy
      @Elliott-oh2oy 7 лет назад +7

      If your like me you fucking leap from one side of the room to your fucking bed

    • @invadergoopy
      @invadergoopy 7 лет назад +4

      Jade Gemstone if your lazy and on the couch instead, it would definitely take a flight.

  • @pineappleboi_7568
    @pineappleboi_7568 5 лет назад +120

    Daisy: Do you play any video games?
    *Megalovania plays in the background*
    Me:
    Daisy:
    Me: *No*

  • @hoodyFPS
    @hoodyFPS 7 лет назад +566

    "Your body type, is it more, you know"
    Me: Fat as hell
    "Thats what I thought."

    • @1RaGaTaN1
      @1RaGaTaN1 7 лет назад +27

      Nigga.. you just fcking roasted yourself..

    • @alanaustin5371
      @alanaustin5371 7 лет назад +2

      free the jews in the chamber can I get a Jew?

    • @perla3879
      @perla3879 7 лет назад +1

      WizardBenGaming litteraly me lmao 😂

    • @patrickcallan3240
      @patrickcallan3240 7 лет назад

      Yep, right there with ya

    • @1RaGaTaN1
      @1RaGaTaN1 7 лет назад +2

      A jew is worth: $2

  • @asvestor5932
    @asvestor5932 7 лет назад +121

    Some don't know that Gibi is just Daisy on medication.

    • @CamiKhaste
      @CamiKhaste 6 лет назад

      Gabriel Normand this is unique 😂😂

  • @cantthinkofausername479
    @cantthinkofausername479 7 лет назад +172

    Daisy : "and you can just describe your body type.."
    Me : "well i would actually describe myself as your sister's name backwards ;)"

    • @cocafristyhoi1645
      @cocafristyhoi1645 7 лет назад +16

      can'tthinkofausername I Big lol

    • @k8ira
      @k8ira 7 лет назад +7

      can'tthinkofausername this should have more likes

    • @missbrunette7178
      @missbrunette7178 7 лет назад +7

      *CREATIVE*

    • @princemaktho
      @princemaktho 7 лет назад +3

      Oml I read this comment as soon as she said that

    • @warriorjason2763
      @warriorjason2763 7 лет назад

      can'tthinkofausername Ysiay

  • @lexlutherthing5624
    @lexlutherthing5624 4 года назад +43

    Daisy: "they'll see your face..."
    Me: " oh god"

    • @singingofsilver
      @singingofsilver Год назад +1

      Oh no, they'll see how cool you look and fall head over heels on the spot!

    • @GalacticMoofin
      @GalacticMoofin Год назад +1

      Agreed on both comments they are equally funny :]

  • @rowynoak6585
    @rowynoak6585 7 лет назад +396

    FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER OMG

  • @hallegibson4644
    @hallegibson4644 6 лет назад +109

    Daisy: hobbies?
    Me: hanging out with friends
    Daisy: you know what I never could get into that, I tried it once and mm mm
    Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mariajoseluevano235
    @mariajoseluevano235 6 лет назад +81

    I was dead at “Professor, Wizard I don’t know?”😂😂

  • @amayax7793
    @amayax7793 5 лет назад +47

    I think she found the perfect match already..
    Us

  • @goaway.heydontleave1154
    @goaway.heydontleave1154 6 лет назад +89

    8:53 Daisy: *types furiously while looking at us*
    Head: Is she even typing words...??
    Daisy: *stares at wall*
    Me: ...ok thennnn .-.

    • @emrahalien2972
      @emrahalien2972 5 лет назад +1

      She typed like 3 keys for are age.

    • @devfluffles
      @devfluffles 5 лет назад +1

      It's not hard to type without looking at the keyboard.

  • @tinyluvs
    @tinyluvs 6 лет назад +501

    ‘Are you looking for a match?’
    My boyfriend won’t be happy but leTS GO

  • @LuneLeo
    @LuneLeo 6 лет назад +133

    Daisy: Do you have a pet?
    Me:yes, I have a dog :)
    Daisy:how many?
    Me: One
    Daisy:So are you a dog or cat person?
    Me: .-.

    • @justine2145
      @justine2145 6 лет назад +2

      Daniel Foggie whattt? I love this vid

  • @carissastephens895
    @carissastephens895 5 лет назад +314

    Mrs. Jones,
    You got some personal issues.

    • @OhMyMyMyYeahhh
      @OhMyMyMyYeahhh 4 года назад

      fr

    • @randomcactus4304
      @randomcactus4304 4 года назад +1

      My home room teacher's name is Mrs. Jones and she's really nice

    • @noenolasco2515
      @noenolasco2515 3 года назад

      @@randomcactus4304 bro that shit is soooo funny 😂😂😂

  • @xStanDaOmegax
    @xStanDaOmegax 7 лет назад +381

    3:18
    Daisy: "a lot of people like to lie, but you can tell me your real age."
    Me: "okay 105, but don't put that put like 26"
    Daisy: **click** **click** **click**
    Me: FUCK!!