Cats Does Countdown's HYSTERICAL Guide To SEX | 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2021
- Everything you've ever wanted to know about SEX (and even stuff you didn't) brought to you by Jimmy Carr, David Mitchell, Lee Mack, Kathy Burke and Sara Pascoe on #EightOutOfTenCatsDoesCountdown.
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"The key to an orgy is catering" goddamn legend David Mitchell
Always Sunny in Philadelphia knows about this.
He's not even funny by accident
07:38
"Family bucket" is my new favorite euphemism.
It’s not. Stop fronting.
There's a joke in there somewhere about a girl from Nantucket
I prefer the "boneless banquet" :D
Nothing will ever beat "hung like a doughnut"
@@kylekinsey2624 7
David Mitchel’s handcuffs bit is honestly one of my favourite in the history of the show.
Well, it did lead to the most unnecessary joke by Jimmy a few moments later.
My favourite is either the entire Christmas special when they had Jedward on and Sean got drunk (that might be 8outof10 as opposed to Countdown)
or the Chris Eubank impressions - both installments.
I wonder if Victoria knew David took her hand cuffs. 😂
I loved the “Kate Middletons DNA” bit
Really? Not in my top 50 unlike jimmys glory hole 🕳️ 🤣🤣
"Smurf is my bondage safety word." God dammit, Sean Lock. I still miss you like mad.
His passing randomly came across my US news feed and it lead me down the rabbit hole of the entire 8 out of 10 Cats Extended Universe so he's the gift that keeps on giving.
I don't think I've really accepted it yet.
Same.
My favorite thing has always been that the wardrobe/costume people went through the trouble of matching the color of the fake mustache to Roisin's hair. And why wouldn't you keep the best line at the end? "Oh yeah, the whole ham!"
T
I had never seen the substituting sexual terms for fast food and it did not disappoint
Just don't do it the other way around is my tip
11:35 I like how Jon is playing Meg Ryan's character while doing a pretty good imitation of Billy Crystal.
Meg Ryan? Meg Foster is the one with the amazing eyes, from the He-Man movie...
@@robertvantine2810 I don't know how or why I made that mistake. I must be getting old.
Exactly
Only David Mitchell (well, maybe Sean Lock too) could make me pause a video to laugh hysterically after 17 seconds
*“No integration…no penetration”* 👌🏻😂
I am brushing up on my Calculus already, you never know; one day ....
@@ricardovelasco3976 mental arithmetic is key in the world of dating, I think you’re doing the right thing… 😌
Everyone on this show is brilliant, but she is constantly underestimated and actually one of the people who is most quick-witted and has an incredibly dry sense of humour.
@@aartadventure completely true and agreed! She’s got an incredibly quick retort, she’s fantastic! 😁
@@aartadventure
Well ,as long as that’s the only thing that’s dry…..
"instead of putting money into these catalogue schemes, put the money into just an ordinary bank account and at the end of the year you'll have more than enough to buy the items that were in the catalogue and have a bit left over"
For real though, this is protip advice why is no one talking about this?
negative interest rates, at least in the EU lol
Jon Richardson's New York voice sounds remarkably like Billy Crystal.
Delete your account
Billy Crystal's Sammy Davis Jr voice sounds remarkably like racism. The blacking up doesn't help.
@@NxDoyle you ok? Need a safe space to go cry?
@@jamierobertson9832Smurf! 🥹😢
Rachel genuinely predicting Jimmy's joke @1:08
Roisin's accent was almost identical to Greg Davies attempting Chris Eubank.
I’m kind of disappointed nobody added the “I’ll have what she’s having” line at the end….😏
Roisin AND David Mitchell! On ONE show!!! I loved that episode!!
1:33
Simon definitely wasn't expecting it though
Ok but John's ny accent is spot on
No, it’s really not.
Brilliant Thumbnail. Under Rachel "Getting" it, Sarah Pascoe "Down" for it, and Jimmy "Dirty" thoughts. I laughed.
“woman in plank man counting” the sex move to end all sex moves
"Make me shake my legs and sweat."
Roisin’s actually doing a New York accent!
If it's integration by parts, I have my doubts about me figuring out that number
5:59 I'm crying and I can't breathe. 🤣
"I don't know if you've seen the videos I watch but you can't get pregnant like that" 😂
Zoe once told everyone that she had made love in a slightly unusual way
,one of the guys said “Aren’t you embarrassed by saying that in front of a bunch of guys “
“ It’s only sex, everyone does it”
Well not everyone
@@TheJubess **Virginity is cool - remain pure**
i see the funny side. but iv always felt sex is meant to be intimate not just handed out. willy nilly honestly. no wonder civilisation is callapseing XD
@@robertphillips5181 no wonder civilization is what now?
Who's Zoe?
Thats right! The whole ham!
I'm pissed they didn't use that part.
Roisin's Billy Chrystal is not half bad.
You're right, it's almost on par with her Dougal impression!
I could listen to Rachel's laugh all day long.
11:10 - it's like Gilbert Godfried is talking to himself. 10/10
4:16 Jimmy 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like that turtle 🐢 night light 😀💖👍
No cut of Sean saying: "There's a challenging wank." ?
Simply the best line ever on the show imho. 😂
Love the reference to the "front room". Its what our living rooms were called growing up in Newfoundland.
6:47 "What's the best way to test is someone's really good at maths"
Try multiplying with them! 😛
😂 "I've gone off script a bit." !!😂
I truly wish there was a " I peed a little " emoji!!
Maybe this? "🐳👖"
I'm going with it!! 💜
7:08 So underrated xD
Love Jon. he's the best.
The Night Light Colours is brilliant! Would save many marriages
Rachel is something else!
Jon gets a daughter and Jimmy already verbally murdered it xD
does anyone know which episode(s) these are from?
Sara’s jumper looks really comfy.
Mixed berry and custard pie....I'll be back on thus..Funny shtuf
"I went on Parki....the carpets were filthy!"
Suzie blushing 😊
Absolutely fantastic
Rachel has the most stunning eyes.
Find the video where she speaks Russian. Devastating!!
And the rest.
Stunning everything
Where's the 'that's a challenging wank' bit?? 😂
Excellent question 😄
I love Tom. Not in a Family Bucket kind of way. Still, I do wonder about his chicken nuggets…
1:49 - This guy reading this manual of stimulation reminds me of when Chris Hansen from To Catch a Predator used read out the transcripts of the dirty things that the pedophiles he used to walk in on wrote to a decoy. 😂
this is like the best mad libs ever
🤣 Jon actually sounds like Billy Crystal
What a bizzare show
Jon as Meg Ryan is pretty great
Missing Sean Lock from China. RIP.
Same on both counts.
Chris rocking that hairdo. JC
OMG, the sexual tension on this show is sooooo intense! 😱🙄
Training best training guide, the implications are enormous. Imagine standing in seriously stressed autocheckout line with your can of Penaten
Genius hahaha
One funny programme
Rest in Peace Sean Locke. 😔
Dougal dog from magic roundabout my childhood
He sounds like he is from Boston. lol
always fun
Roisin’s Billy Crystal impression is not bad…
No integration, no penetration!!!
Gone off character. Too effin funny for words.
12:19. I'll have what (s)he's having.
"They're all emojis... because thats how the youth communicates."
Welcome to 1984.
'Family Bucket'
I'll have what Richard is having.
A Russian, a lot of it by looks of things.
Do David and Victoria walk happily down the road, not hand in hand, but hand cuffed together?
(at the end)
Did anyone else deliver the punchline - did they want what Jon was having?
Came for the sex jokes, stayed for Rachel teaching me the word “numeracy” (number literacy)
"no integration no penetration" lmaooooo
can't get pregnant of that got me real good
6:57 Someone should tell Rachel Wolfram Alpha is a thing
wonder how you combat Hate speech at a Rangers- Celtic game
Just fucking brilliant.
Who is the old rock and roller appearing about 9:40?
John Cooper Clarke, poet.
Thank you@@qwertyTRiG
"a family bucket"... wow
It might sound a bit weird, but Roisin with a moustache is somehow turning me on. Maybe I've been trying too hard on Rachel with a full beard.
that's a challenging wank.
@@interstaffing Both are.
@@interstaffing Beat me to it....hang on.....
Does the person who writes your video titles need a new caps lock?
Makes me feel like I’m reading a headline in the Daily Mail.
No since he/she only pressed they key once when the keyboard was new.
What’s Chris’s last name?
Ramsey
9:48 Hanje Zoe?
What’s Alex’s last name I can’t quite remember??
Brooker
...because he's facing the other way. Rofl.
no integration, no penetration
RIP to the countdown theme tune dude
He had a good life, he was 84. But he’ll be missed
@@oliviadaly4795 Yus, i just hope he's not overlooked. He game us some good music.. And the Grange Hill theme tune! Was great coming home from school, then getting to watch other kids be miserable at school! lol
@@utbdoug That theme tune was up there with the greats. Not as soulful as Hill Street Blues or Taxi, not as exciting as Charlie's Angels or Hart to Hart - but just instantly iconic and perfect for the show and its titles. Battle of the Planets is my personal all-time favourite, though Taxi is impossible to disregard.
Kids TV used to be so good.....
"no integration no penetration"
'a bit'
Jon does do a good Gilbert Godfreid
No integration, no penetration
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅
Hey if my Texas attorney see's this .. it's the Spokane Experience sweet dreams
“No integration, no penetration”. Only the Brits!
The best bandage safety word is...
"Boooooring'
That or; " _Yaaaaawn_ !"
Ozzy Osbourne's gone downhill a bit, but I'm glad we can understand him again. The zombiemoaning was incomprehensible and tiresome, frankly. Curious to find out who this Lydia is he wrote the poem for.
Its actually a tribute to Groucho Marx who frequently sng a song about Lydia the tattooed lady in at least one of his films-John Cooper Clarke is modernisnig it!
Well, hello Susie - 1:17
Sarah, I'm a personal trainer.
Brits have good tv
No Tan No Wang