@@initialdoge8528 “Nissan R34” lol it’s funny cause searching that would yield 2 things: pictures of the Nissan R34 Skyline car, and hentai drawn of that car lol
“I’ll buy you that beer” It starts with one All I know It's so unreal Watch you go I tried so hard and got so far But in the end, it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end, it doesn't even matter One thing, I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To remind myself of a time when I tried so hard In spite of the way you were mockin' me Actin' like I was part of your property Remembering all the times you fought with me I'm surprised it got so far Things aren't the way they were before You wouldn't even recognize me anymore Not that you knew me back then But it all comes back to me in the end You kept everything inside And even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually Be a memory of a time when I I tried so hard and got so far But in the end, it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end, it doesn't even matter One thing, I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to explain in due time All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It's so unreal You didn't look out below Watch the time go right out the window Tryin' to hold on, they didn't even know I wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside And even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be a memory Of a time when I tried so hard
One thing, I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to explain in due time All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It's so unreal You didn't look out below Watch the time go right out the window Tryin' to hold on, they didn't even know I wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside And even though I tried, it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be a memory Of a time when I tried so hard
Dr Kleiner and Eli Vance: One thing I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To explain in due time All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It's so unreal Didn't look out below Watch the time go right out the window Tryin' to hold on, did-didn't even know I wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside and even though I tried It all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter One thing, I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme To remind myself how I tried so hard In spite of the way you were mockin' me Acting like I was part of your property Remembering all the times you fought with me I'm surprised it got so far Things aren't the way they were before You wouldn't even recognize me anymore Not that you knew me back then But it all comes back to me in the end You kept everything inside and even though I tried It all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go For all this There's only one thing you should know I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go For all this There's only one thing you should know I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter
*G Man opens a invisible door*
G man: are you winning Mr.Freeman?
Looool
Keeeek
Laughs in Rasitas (R.I.P. BTW)
“G-MAN. WTF IS THIS?”
@@mastersitorou8289 Risitas*
“Prepare for unforeseen consequences.”
@AnthroImperzia 0_0
He's caught by his boss...
bruh, this could be canon considering that Russell downloaded the whole internet onto his computer
Dear god...
Russel downloaded a virus. No, millions of viruses. nice
He does say not all of it
@@iamaveryepicman771 But he might downloaded it
@@dagoldfish_26 I hope he didn't download what was on the video
Gordon doesn't need to see all of this, he is a highly trained professional.
its not that he needs, its that he wants and a true man gets what he wants
NOOOOOOOOOOO-
chad
He also is now addicted to morphine
He saw the unforeseen consequences firsthand
this guard game's name please😭
This made me legitimately laugh out loud, I hate you.
@@チャコペン-f4p EWW NO, YOU FREAK!
@@SoakieCat Me too!!
@@チャコペン-f4p Barney, gender swaped
i like how he animated the hands correctly so he actually typed "thicc half life"
he just typed thicc
@@user-mg7wh8zq6vAuto complete?
yo really good details with the keyboard keys and the facial expressions
Bro
Ayy nice
thic lfie
yes
Hello there.
On his keyboard he typed T H I C I E
g-man does a little trolling
A little fuckin
I approve
Damn G-man
this guard game's name please😭
@@チャコペン-f4p
Half-Life, specifically the first game
the female security guard doesnt appear though, its fanart
*Gordon scream had me rollin*
Henry Cavil is gift that keeps on giving
AYO WTF
...
Hey Doctor Freeman eh what ya watching doctor?
Gordon would never do this im cryin
Gordon you fool!
Hello gordon
Why i expected barney to come out of nowhere saying "gordon, you do realise that's me but female, right?"
We feel your pain Gordon 😢
this guard game's name please😭
@@チャコペン-f4p Half life???? if not then Black Mesa??
@@dogfacezombie Girl character_(。｡)_
@@dogfacezombie Benrey Girl game
i dont
"Look how they massacred my boy."
Pov: you googled Half-Life r34
You mean R34 skyline?
@@initialdoge8528 no 🤫🤫 its rule 34🥵
@@initialdoge8528 “Nissan R34”
lol it’s funny cause searching that would yield 2 things: pictures of the Nissan R34 Skyline car, and hentai drawn of that car lol
@@itwontcomeout5678 don't give them ideas
POV: you googled r34 of anything
“I’ll buy you that beer”
It starts with one
All I know
It's so unreal
Watch you go
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To remind myself of a time when I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mockin' me
Actin' like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so far
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me in the end
You kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually
Be a memory of a time when I
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme to explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
You didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Tryin' to hold on, they didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory
Of a time when I tried so hard
i can never escape it
@@stonedrei youve tried so hard and got so far?
@@Junpei747 in the end, it doesn't even matteeeeeerrrrrrrrr
@@Junpei747 if you know you know if you don’t you don’t it’s a special song
Holy shit you don’t have to create an essay in the comments
The typing animation is magnificent and amazing. Top tier animation.
Gordon Freeman: (Kryptonian scream)
“You are what you eat” no wonder I am batteries
Energizer Bunny arrested: charged with battery
@@InventorZahran *h.e.v. noises*
@@screentimer TUTUTUTUTU
bonjour
The way the Superman scream (when he kills zod in man of steel) is used is incredible 😂😂😂
I'm a simple man. I see justrube in the thumbnail, I click
Came seeking copper, found gold
Damm, finally! A SAUCE
Warn me, is it pornographic?
I’m disappointed to say that Gman and Freeman kissing cannot be found when googling “half life thicc”
Gordon, you should be in the cha- AAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!!!!??????!?!?? YOU JUST LOOKED AT CRINGE!
-Dr. Kleiner
Is this the reason Gordon not in the test chamber half a hour ago?
You might place after cha-
my gosh Fiddlesticks what the heck . . .
this guard game's name please😭
@@チャコペン-f4p i forgot
@@Landstalker. yes
How did he have a computer in the middle of his stasis though? 🤣
Let me try that brb
Holy shit
💀
What the fuck did they do to me
Plot twist: he was on a dream
this is what he did for ten years while in stasis after HL1
thought gorgeous freeman would pop up ngl
I prefer male security guard thank you very much
average jerma fan (homosexual)
@@sourhill2292 985% true, but that still doesn't explain why I am a Jerma fan. (Or does it?)
Shut up minority
Q
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme to explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
You didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Tryin' to hold on, they didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory
Of a time when I tried so hard
He dosent need to hear all of this, he's highly trained Professional
Why do I now want to see a half life anime?
LMAO YOUR PFP
a video that Gordon Freeman watch rule 34 at 12:00 at night and then was a joke photo for poor Gordon and faint xd
“Are you seriously watching porn all by your self?”
“No! i am with the seince team”
*Y E E A A A A H -*
always Gordon Freeman looking for a better rule 34 within 24 hours ah Gordon Gordon xd
i’m like 90% sure that scream is superman killing zod in man of steel
100%
Guard boutta make me act up
Mr...freeman... You know tha-at yo-oure internet browsing can result in... unforseen... CONSEQUENCES
he knew what he was doing when he got on the internet
“Gordon, what are you doing?!?”
when i googled thicc half lufe on google i saw the thicc guard
U are sick man
Props to him for having animated the right keys
Give me the artist name NOW
so i can appreciate his work.
Waiting belike:
The first or the second?
.
@@garrynewman6211 yes
Mr. Freeman. I admire you, I desire you. You can take the easy path. Or the hard path. The choice is your Mr.Freeman
DO NOT GOOGLE HALF LIFE 2 CITZEN UNIFOR- too late...
That text-to-speech voice is actually pretty adorbs. It sounds robotic but in a cute way. I like it :D
In the end of this video:
Bad end: Gordon Freeman is Gay
And wtf is that supposed to mean?
@@F4wk3s i mean moment in end of this video
That jumpscare was personal 💀
Is that dating sim an actual thing
It's most likely just an image made by an artist
@@Artician damn it
Gordon was not expecting that 🤣
"I be right back"
Gordon you were not supposed to see those files
Guard:Gordon what the hell are you watching,and why is Barney gender swapped
So it's what I just needed xD
We’ll come with you Dr. Freeman
Barney:"I don't think we have girls in B.M.R.F."
Half life for ps2 that was canceled: im a joke for you?
usual day in black mesa right before they used the anti mass spectrometer
G-ay man
You seem very familiar since I had a friend who didn’t like gmod and called it gay mod, he also has the same pfp as you
"Gordon I'm scared!!"
a nice plot twist as always. cool
Gordon just wanted the beer
gordon tries that brand new 1998 search engine
そんな君たちにはHENTAIの国ジパングに行くことをお勧めするよ
he actually typed, thic life
H-hey Gordon, I-I can't let you in yet. I'm g-going to have to see your passport.
Oh look Gordon, ropes! We can use this-IYAAAH, HELP ME GORDON!
i wonder what comes up when you look that up
edit: dont look it up
I am going to look it up
"The wrong tags on the right search bars can make all the difference in the world.
Oh- oh my
GORDON WHAT ARE YOU DOING WE GOT TO GET TO TOPSIDE BEFORE THE MILITARY KICKS OUR ASS
lucu banget yang pas gordon treak🤣🤣🤣
WALTER GET OUT OF HALF LIFE WE NEED TO COOK
Nooooooo
dammit gman did it again
Эстетично 🥰🥰🥰
Но не проктично
"Wake up gordon, The crabs are lurking in the vents again"
Why did he type "THIC LFIE"?
Because he can’t talk
HE ACTUALLY SCREAMED WITH HIS VOICE
I am sorry but i would like to know the anime game :)))
Lord have mercy
The effort that went into typing the correct keys on the keyboard-
Spy wth
You want the prize you pay the price
I was expecting gorgeous Freeman 💀
From Heal to Hell in a matter of seconds
It seems that the search results were not as expected
I don't remember watching this before but its in my history
When did police officers exist in the facility when we have gordon freeman
G-Man is probably a alien, so he is probably old as hell, meanwhile Gordon is 27.
*FBI OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR*
About that beer I owe ya Gordon
“there are consequences mr freeman”
“prepare for unforeseen consequences mr freeman”
"They animated the keyboard correctly?!"
The poor man just want some beer 😢
R.I.P Gordon freeman for 2009 and 2022
"Oh my god what are you doing?!"
Mans really going through it.
It turns out that G-Man still gave Wi-Fi and a computer to Freeman
the fact that he is just in the void makes me think
gman just set up a computer in the area he leaves gordan in the void so he has entertainment
Gordon Freeman was affected very quickly by the internet XD
'Unforseen Consequences'
She wants your passport Gordon, Don't fall for it.
Black Mesa Guard got me actin unwise
Vergil:sends a picture to him
Gordon:AAHHHHHHH
vergil:I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING
Dr Kleiner and Eli Vance:
One thing I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Tryin' to hold on, did-didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I tried
It all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually
Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To remind myself how I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mockin' me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so far
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me in the end
You kept everything inside and even though I tried
It all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually
Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you should know
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you should know
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter