500 cigarettes

[@MISTEREPICTORNADO]

Me after 2 drinks

[@capitaljushman5756]

"Cant you just give them 500 cigarettes?"
"Normally, yes"
medicine in the 1950s

[@peoplerepellent299]

The two healthiest Hungarian men:

[@baphomet8683]

> 10yo me: Mom! Can I have a chocolate? 🥺
> Mom: No. We have no money right now 😬
Also mom miliseconds after we aproach to the check out:
500 CIGARETTES 🗣️🚬

[@jumbledfox2098]

hahahahahha

[@wezorx4465]

🌚

[@Demanteq]

Sadly true for some.

[@8th_AA_Regiment]

I love the idea that they ordered 500 cigarettes without knowing much about it, then instinctively eats some without hesitation

[@rosePetrichor]

he was curious to taste it :)

[@Mannythe2nd]

My grandma: this is why we never have food! You guys alwa-
Meanwhile my grandpa at the store:

[@Kalashimi]

and then 500 more cigarettes

[@diningroomtableYT]

500 cigarettes

[@jumbledfox2098]

what is it?

[@PumpyBoBo]

@@jumbledfox2098 it is called a "cigarette"

[@jumbledfox2098]

@@PumpyBoBo The tip of it is to be ignited, and the smoke inhaled

[@PumpyBoBo]

@@jumbledfox2098 the sensation is... wonderful

[@thomaskloos6409]

We must have more!

[@Nitro_Wing]

I wonder how many cigarettes he asked for

[@blue_axolotl64]

500 CIGARETTES 🗣️🚬

[@boof994]

Bortus doing the mouth exhale into a nose inhale

[@monke_6953]

Bulgarians after getting their payments:

[@boomymanlyman9876]

1:42 Captain Brian: What the fuck?

[@sameaston9587]

My new diet plan.

[@mewhe]

me when no 500 cigarettes

[@jessealvarado7796]

eat 500 cigs

[@GreystarSTBC]

this is probably the best 500 cigarettes ytp ive seen

[@blue_axolotl64]

@@GreystarSTBC not the best for sure, just looking at the my youtube home page i found one that's better. there's a lot of places i could have cut the fat or added more edits to make it funnier on rewatch

[@GreystarSTBC]

@@blue_axolotl64 nah, this one is peak in my opinion. The fucking sped up 500 cigarettes in like every conversation and the .25 seconds cutting to fighting had me dying

[@boomymanlyman9876]

You should have added Brian from Family Guy saying "What the Fuck?" At 1:42. It would be a nice callback since both The Orville and Family Guy were directed by Seth McFarlane

[@badassgibus]

500 hours popped my side open ☠

[@UtubeH8tr]

5 cigarettes...

[@michaelhernandez3041]

I feel like the movie 5th element had it right about how cigarettes will be in the future.

[@Creeperortega]

Me when the 500 cigarettes hit

[@FiveHundredCigarettes-q7v]

Five

[@Athesies]

The presence of brian griffin is very distracting

[@blue_axolotl64]

i might make a 501 cigarettes just because i realized i could do a "peter what are you doing" joke

[@Athesies]

@@blue_axolotl64 badass

[@Athesies]

​@blue_axolotl64 theres also clips of these 2 stabbing eachother and other crazy shit from this show begging to be used in an edit lol

[@GnohmPolaeon.B.OniShartz]

I love that THIS is the meme. Seth ruined that show with his heavy handed moral pomp. This episode was meant to be a quit smoking ad and we don't care, we want funny smoking alien dad. Which sums up why the show failed. We wanted funny startrek and seth can't keep his opinionated trap shut.

[@blue_axolotl64]

its not that deep lil bro...

[@Reese-wg7jb]

500 cigarettes