I had no clue about what i was going into when i got the game and the reaper made me shit my self as well as crab squid don't get me started about the ghost leviathan and the sea dragon leviathan
What if... I crash spaceship Ohno there is a stalker *stacker eats me* I am revived Me:OMG revival is invented! 1 hour later Me shows everybody the invention I am da best inventor ever!!
“Just survived for a few.. through a few. Nothin’ to worry about, though I do recommend checking out the planet. Alien technology, life, materials to survive.. lots of things. Just be weary as the waters aren’t as calm as you think they are. Many enemies to fear, many to run away from. This is the last Aurora survivor, checking out. Also- fuck that planet, I’m never going back.”
I can't tell you how many times I hear *vital signs stabilizing, calorie intake recommend or oXygEn* .(as I am in the middle of trying to escape a ghost leviathan because I thought it was a good idea to go to the dead zone )
I’ve named my PDA lady Maria (I have no earthly clue as to why, I just started calling her that at some point) and I will say, it’s much more satisfying to sass her back when she has a name
@@jamisonmcgoff873 My PDA has a name too! I thought I was the only one 😂. My PDA's name is Abby. Then I tell her to shut up about a thousand times. I'm a good friend.
I'll be honest, I'm late and what I'm about to say is in no way related to this discussion, but I was just the 100th like on this comment and it felt great man.
@@wonkycow7385 they died after maida brings a frikin dead reaper body back to the base back in the grand reef. few of them followed her and wrecked their base
Ronak Man in Paul's final log he said it was like an 'alien kraken' and it was 'bigger than a cyclops' and as most people know, sea dragons are like alien kraken, are bigger than a cyclops and eat reapers. I say it was a sea dragon who went towards the surface (they do that to get reapers into the lava zone) to get its dinner
Mason Grant That’s an interesting angle, and it honestly makes a lot of sense. More evidence towards it is the fact that the grand reef base is near a lost river entrance, which leads to the lava zones, so they and their reaper would be right in a sea dragon’s crosshairs if it came to the surface to hunt.
There are engine blueprints in Aurora's storage bay... but it's pretty random. I found *four* once, but I only get one or two on average, and pretty frequently I don't get any at all. So it's an extremely unreliable source of engine fragments.
Man stranded on alien world for a whole hour and a half before neutralizing virus endangering world, neutralizing radiation from crashed ship, and building interstellar ship and escaping back to civilization.
@@ben7445 I think I've been playing it for about 5 days and I still haven't been in most of those late-game locations. I actually didn't know ion batteries were a thing.
I think I spent 70+ hours on my first full run of the game, but it never occurred to me in all that time that I could make a second air tank... Great run btw.
When you realize he found a sea dragon, went to lava zone, entered island, entered alien base, opened doors with tablets, made seaglide and everything, without catching a single peeper fish
@@AnarielAnastil I think if you ignore the sunbeam messages and aren't at the island when they arrive, they will say that the debris field is too dangerous to get through so they don't end up getting shot down
He, not paid by the hour: Dude's ship is shot down on an unknown planet. Dude needs one and a half hours to overcome the ancient infection, and build an interstellar rocket from scratch. Me, paid by the hour: Lets spend two weeks on pimping out my base, then maybe a bit of exploration and we see how it goes.
I always try and 'clean up' the mess from the aurora, so I pick up every piece of salvage and scan every fragment to get rid of it. It would be awesome if you could come back afterwards and help move all the wrecks, or at least get rid of the cargo boxes and loose bits of metal
Well, even if you hit 0 oxygen, there still is a short buffer before you die, so in that time you still can reach out for oxygen somehow (happened sometimes in this run).
@Minkey That time he gated to the bulb zone, then did a precise turn to the quarantine gun to get something, then normalized on a corner and did a precise journey back to the bulb zone... *Chef's Kiss
@Impeach the orange Clown that's hilarious bro considering you live in the same country and I've never heard anybody say I'm offending them because my name is Kevin
When hes blacking out hes just calm... Unlike a little someone THAT SCREAMS WHEN HE STARTS BLACKING OUT (im looking at you....) Yes im looking at myself.
"It was terrible. I was the sole survivor of my crew that crashed on an alien water planet." "Oh dear, How did you manage to get home?" "I helped a talking sea monster to breed, deactivated an alien defense system and built a rocket" "That must've taken ages!" "Yeah It took me 90mins although I could've done it in like 80"
His first hour “almost done just need a couple more things” Me “ Siri search up subnautica walkthrough” takes a whole 30 min to learn how to make things
How to complete subnautica in 1 minute Build base on aurora Aurora explodes Base goes to space SUBNAUTICA COMPLETED But you can't return to your home :(
My first playtrough lasted for almost 10 real days... I tend to take my time with that kind of games, I finished it entirely on my own without watching any videos, maps tips or whatever so it took quite some time for me to find the lava zones and some blueprints but I finally made it and it was honestly one of my best video-game experience. I'm sure it was meant to be played this way, I don't think I'd have enjoyed it the same if I didn't "advanced blindfold", I'm glad I almost never heard of that game before playing it. A lot of time wasted to farm resources i didn't need tho, I left the planet leaving behind a cyclops filled with full lockers lol
I wish I could experience the game for the first time, I watched the game be developed over time, but could never complete it. The Reaper Leviathans are too close to my phobia (aka anything long with mandibles and many legs like giant centipedes and bobbit worms) and give me a panic attack.
I didn't have the sea glide after 2 hours lol. I also spent a solid hour trying to find the Aurora entrance before searching a video example of where to go.
Minkey: casually going into the deep grand reef/lost river with a seaglide Me:enters the grand reef and starts screaming at the top of my lungs once I see a warper,then I pause the game for 1 hour and just listen to music coming to the conclusion to just try and survive,ends pause and gets teleported out of prawn suit. *SCREAMS*, then just closes down the game.
I know this is random but wouldn’t it be awesome if there was a subnautica ride where you embark on your seamoth through a journey. Kind of like a wild mouse coaster but inside. Maybe it would tell a story along the way. I just imagine a reaper leviathan just about to get you with flashing lights and then the seamoth dips down and misses it. Also one cool feature would have the voice say welcome aboard captain when you get in the seamoth!
There's actually a slowish water ride at DIsney Sea Tokyo that sends you under the water and it's somewhat seamoth like, but more industrial revolution steam punk, and instead of a leviathan, you're attacked by a kraken thing, and saved by telepathic ocean things that remind me of the emperors. Look up Tokyo Disney Sea submarine ride 20000 leagues under the sea.
this is definitely something they could do for VR for dave and busters for example. they have like jurassic park and stuff similar in idea to this one.
I just got the game, and this type of stuff amazes me. Like how are you just like "welp, ive crash landed on a planet probably millions of miles away from earth, this'll take an hour of my life." Astounding run.
quick , efficient, and knows where everything is, and just the things he needs. just brilliant! I have played this game for YEARS now and I dont know this game 1/10th as well as this guy does.
@Evan Sharp Correction: they call it that because they expect speedrunners to forget it and they *do* want people to act like children and make humorous statements like: "when he forgot the lube it felt painful"
When you hear we reaper : HOLY FUCK MOM HELP PLEASE When Minkey hear reaper : hello there how are u Reaper when he hear Minkey : fuck this shit i'm out
Emperor: "are you here to help us?" Minky *sea-gliding about the tank*: Don't mind me, I'mma just grab my stuff and leave, scuse me please. Emperor: uh...thanks...I guess...here's the cure. Minky, *sticking hands in the cure bubble and going to make the rocket*: I don't know what the fck just happened but I don't really care I'mma get the fck up outta here. Meanwhile, on the sunbeam: Captain: ...well now what?
This guy finishes this game in a hour and a half. THATS HOW LONG IT TAKES ME TO CONVINCE MYSELF TO EXPLORE DARKER DEPTHS
So true
I had no clue about what i was going into when i got the game and the reaper made me shit my self as well as crab squid don't get me started about the ghost leviathan and the sea dragon leviathan
took me just 16 minutes of playtime to refund the game on steam because i found out that i'm too afraid of the sea to play.
I’ve got to the darker depths once and I got attacked by a levithian.
same
Imagine people in the future crashing spaceships into planet intentionally for the sake of speedrunning them
Haha that's great. At a certain point there wont even be an ocean anymore, just a layer of metal salvage from all the ships
@Sleppy , Someone hasn't read the data logs. The Aurora was also sent to find the Degasi.
What if...
I crash spaceship
Ohno there is a stalker
*stacker eats me*
I am revived
Me:OMG revival is invented!
1 hour later
Me shows everybody the invention
I am da best inventor ever!!
Icy The wolf and sleppy the Aurora got shot down by the enforcement platform but yes they were sent to find the degsi survivors
Wow. That is literally the best joke I have ever heard. Dopamine was given to me as I read that.
I've never felt more stress than when he has 9 secs of oxygen left in the active lava zone and he is nowhere near air
ruclips.net/video/b9FunEkhTNo/видео.html
@@bulkboys5122 what the hell was that video?
@@bulkboys5122 cap
@@bulkboys5122 Gore video. why?
@@MarcusHelius thanks for the warning
“Survivor, we read you. This is the Sunbe.....” *static* “I read you Sunbeam. Go home, I’m fine”
Nothing to see here Sunbeam
“Just survived for a few.. through a few. Nothin’ to worry about, though I do recommend checking out the planet. Alien technology, life, materials to survive.. lots of things. Just be weary as the waters aren’t as calm as you think they are. Many enemies to fear, many to run away from. This is the last Aurora survivor, checking out. Also- fuck that planet, I’m never going back.”
“Colonize the damn thing. See if I give a shit about it! I don’t!”
@@somethingwithbungalows "Could you maybe pay off Alterra in exchange? Can't land anywhere with this 3 trillion credit debt."
Vulpes Inculta “The planets yours, my man. Sell it yourself.”
*gets sea glide goes straight to the sea emperor clears infection leaves the planet before Sunbeam is able to arrive*
wait, That's illegal
BlockOCheese FBI OPEN UP
Him: Who's sunbeam?
I
666 likes! EEK!!!
666 likes... I’M FIXING THAT BOI
Minkey: eats 3 or 4 times throughout the run
My PDA every 4 seconds: *water* *time*
I cant relate more than this seriously pda lady needs to just zip it for just TWO SECONDS
Please...
I can't tell you how many times I hear *vital signs stabilizing, calorie intake recommend or oXygEn* .(as I am in the middle of trying to escape a ghost leviathan because I thought it was a good idea to go to the dead zone )
I’ve named my PDA lady Maria (I have no earthly clue as to why, I just started calling her that at some point) and I will say, it’s much more satisfying to sass her back when she has a name
@@jamisonmcgoff873 My PDA has a name too! I thought I was the only one 😂. My PDA's name is Abby. Then I tell her to shut up about a thousand times.
I'm a good friend.
Jamison McGoff that’s the same name as jacksepticeyes cyclops
Sunbeam: We are here to save you!
*Rocket zooms past them*
Sunbeam: Who was that?
One badass giving the middle finger to planet 4546b
This comment should have so much more likes
:sunbeam really (insert n word)
@@iminbigboitrouble1 really is serious?
@@iminbigboitrouble1 nigga 😈
Everyone talks about how fast this dude did this, but barely anyone is talking about how it was on hardcore.
Barely anyone talks about how the sunbeam was saved.
@@danielsavin5674 That too.
Nobody talks about how he nearly blacks out a minute in
@@thezek6322 And that as well.
@@KeimoKissa Well yeah... But it's still in hardcore.
Steam: you have 2 hrs after downloading to refund the game
This guy:
Been there done that
Yato Kami lmao
This is probably the first comment I have read that actually made me laugh 😂
hexxic MC same LOL
Lmaoo
Warning: 30 seconds of oxygen remaining............OXYGEN
Minkey: casually dives deaper
We need to go deeper
@@MinkeyBro we went too deep
I'll be honest, I'm late and what I'm about to say is in no way related to this discussion, but I was just the 100th like on this comment and it felt great man.
@@MinkeyBro *achievment get!*
@@subscriberswithnovideosc-mk3up gl on your road to 69696 subs mate
51:46 "Quantum detonation will occur within 2 hours." - Don't worry, i'll be gone in about 40 minutes...
Remarkable run!
Thanks a lot dude
TRUUUU he left the planet before he could save it
Lol
U have 666 likes
😂😂😂😂😂
Minkey: gets the cure before the drive core explodes
Me: haven’t even gone to lifepod 3 because I’m scared
dont worry i got my survival knife at the 30min mark your always better than someone
I refuse to go to lifepod 4 because it's in the crash zone lol
What about lifepod 2?
@@icantth1nkofanam40 took me three hours to get a repair tool because I was afraid of exploding fish
@@snoom3350 they do scare the shit out of me
When she says she's home alone, but you just crash landed on an alien planet.
dude id be there in fucking 5 mins i tell u m8 , just fucking burn that engine
Ahren Müller dont need to go through all the steps, just run up
swim back through space like im in the fuckin olympics
forgot the lube before he blasted off
Ahren Müller stolen
"So, did you find where the Degasi crew went?"
"Who?"
Neo Machine ikr, no one knows the story...
@@wonkycow7385 they died after maida brings a frikin dead reaper body back to the base back in the grand reef. few of them followed her and wrecked their base
@@ronakman9725 it wasn't dead. It was unconscious.
Ronak Man in Paul's final log he said it was like an 'alien kraken' and it was 'bigger than a cyclops' and as most people know, sea dragons are like alien kraken, are bigger than a cyclops and eat reapers. I say it was a sea dragon who went towards the surface (they do that to get reapers into the lava zone) to get its dinner
Mason Grant That’s an interesting angle, and it honestly makes a lot of sense. More evidence towards it is the fact that the grand reef base is near a lost river entrance, which leads to the lava zones, so they and their reaper would be right in a sea dragon’s crosshairs if it came to the surface to hunt.
This dude was already on a damn rocket by the time I figured out a second oxygen tank was a thing
Decider - Of - Fate wait what
I mean he was already in the Neptune before I figured out I could craft a second tank lmao
Same
my 1st hour i was just running around and taking materials literally scared of crashfishes and havent even been in 50m deep yet
Yo i JUST now found out that you could craft a second and use it and I have 50 hours in the game
*deactivates the orbital laser*
*grabs peeper*
"new creature discovered"
What even
Wait... that’s illegal
@@fox-crusaders4791 oh uh please go away
No thanks I ain’t leaving
*Laughs in Canadian*
@@fox-crusaders4791 peepeepoopoo
Sunbeam: this is sunbeam are you alright
(Climbing into rocket)
Him: never better
Lol
Lol 😂 you deserve a like for making me laugh irl
Lol
Lol 4
47:36 Sea Dragon be like:
Oi! You shouldn’t be here yet, staaaahp!
No dragon is stopping me from finishing this game
@@MinkeyBro Lol.
"To you, I give this secret freely."
PDA: "OXYGEN"
why did i read oxygen with an accent
Xan the firegod noticed it to except I thought it said I give you freely
@@Mxkayla22 I did to XD
NaiyaMay it willingly not freely
Oxygen was the secret all along!
You successfully angered every crashfish in the entire safe shallows.
Wait a sec. why do you collect cyclops engine blueprints when you can just scan them in the Aurora's storage bay?
Yea those crashfish wanted me dead xD And I am pretty the prawn suit blueprints are in the Aurora's storage bay
There are engine blueprints in Aurora's storage bay... but it's pretty random. I found *four* once, but I only get one or two on average, and pretty frequently I don't get any at all. So it's an extremely unreliable source of engine fragments.
the crashfish were mercinaries hired by the previous record holder
Me 5 hours in: I finally have a base!
This guy: **Casually sits in front of the tv already home**
I've never seen someone so seemingly calm in subnautica
KarmaMuch yea it's quite hard to see their emotions without a face cam or any voice audio
Speedrunners don't have time for emotions.
We forgot the most important part: The Sunbeam was saved!
DJ Febrezee no no he’s got a point
How 2 save sunbeam 101
Imagine the sunbeam arriving at a debris field and seeing some one survivor in a rocket go past you
@@evanescentenquirer2684 lol
EB Comics Collectibles & Rarities Just beat the game before it arrives.
Man stranded on alien world for a whole hour and a half before neutralizing virus endangering world, neutralizing radiation from crashed ship, and building interstellar ship and escaping back to civilization.
Not to be that guy but he never repared the aurora 😬
Discovers laser cutter in 18 minutes. Me: 18 min
How do I open the pod?
Yay 1 like
In my first playthrough I was still admiring the ocean in the first hour
I was shitting myself running away from crash fish
@@ben7445 I think I've been playing it for about 5 days and I still haven't been in most of those late-game locations. I actually didn't know ion batteries were a thing.
@@MinkeyBro same
I think I spent 70+ hours on my first full run of the game, but it never occurred to me in all that time that I could make a second air tank... Great run btw.
Alex Lay literally same.. Lmfaooo
aahh.. I remember the good times when the tanks in your inventory would just stack without having to equip..
Wait, you cant have 2? Wtf
@It's Because By taking your time with everything, visiting locations twice, reading everything, etc. Took me about 50 hours to build Neptune
It's Because I finished my neptune like 16 hours in first run and I took my time
"When going on long journeys, please stay within 5 km of the nearest habitat"
This guy: HOW BOUT NO?
BUT the map is 2 km by 2 km so it’s IMPOSSIBLE
They do run out of battery fast, though that's coming from me, who forgets they have the seaglide light on 24/7
The map is a 2x2 km map so sorry but no he actually stayed within that
@@Joshe08
The void says otherwise
How about the map isn't even 5km end to end! Lmfao
Giant Interstellar ship on an alien island: **explodes**
Minkey: **I'm cooking water.**
Haha, every man needs his hydration
I have to wonder how do you just know the crafting recipes by heart???
@@omegachad1057 practice makes perfect my friend
*I'M MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE, AND NOBODY CAN STOP-*
@@sketchydude8431 No ChEeSe
scanner: *runs out of battery*
Minkey: *Makes new scanner*
he can just use one titanium to get full battery out of the empty one
@@maukku1572 Mind=Blown. Never thought of that. Jesus.
@@maukku1572wait, what? how?
@@ethanmunton406 lol
Maukku 1 1 how?
When you realize he found a sea dragon, went to lava zone, entered island, entered alien base, opened doors with tablets, made seaglide and everything, without catching a single peeper fish
I want them to be free :D
Arora, this is Sunbeam come in. What? There is already a rocket taking off? OK then.
Good, that means Sunbeam lives.
The one way you can save the Sunbeam. Rescue yourself before they have time to.
@@AnarielAnastil Actualy no
@@Sudask555 r/woooosh
@@AnarielAnastil I think if you ignore the sunbeam messages and aren't at the island when they arrive, they will say that the debris field is too dangerous to get through so they don't end up getting shot down
"Congratulations, survivor: you have succeeded your weekly exercise quotient by 500%."
*You Don't Say?*
It should say 2000
@@thehuman3227 over 9000 !
i think your fave activity was... swimming?
no really...
I swim becouse i dont want to be food
I like how this early game joke followed an extremely late game dialogue
Me 1 hour in: wow, I found a seamoth piece
This guy an hour in: goodbye sea dragon
After 1 hours i found the seaglider
I found in 1 hour a titanium LMAO
I too
😂
Lava zone in a nutshell:
**OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF** **Sea Dragon Leviathan scream** **OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OOF OFF**
Facts
*DES
PAS
CI
TO*
Peter Danielsson despacito doesn’t have an s before the c
Roblox death sound as an adult
Rip oof
F
He, not paid by the hour:
Dude's ship is shot down on an unknown planet. Dude needs one and a half hours to overcome the ancient infection, and build an interstellar rocket from scratch.
Me, paid by the hour:
Lets spend two weeks on pimping out my base, then maybe a bit of exploration and we see how it goes.
k3nny111 so true
I always try and 'clean up' the mess from the aurora, so I pick up every piece of salvage and scan every fragment to get rid of it. It would be awesome if you could come back afterwards and help move all the wrecks, or at least get rid of the cargo boxes and loose bits of metal
Lisa Henry I believe thats what you do in the Arctic expansion, to a degree
@@lisahenry20 nah the stalkers got your back
you all forget that, survivor ends up with huge debt to company.
This guy : Completes game
Aurora: Hold up, we got to crash into the ocean soon.
1:04:45
quantum detonation will occur in T-minus 10 seconds.
Minkey:hang on a minute lemme make some water
Why did I remember this specific comment from when I watched this year's ago
''Plays for 1:03:49''
''Discovers Peeper"'
Ya i noticed that to
I discovered a Bladderfish instead
Everyone: I love my seamoth I can get around to ocean so fast
Minkey: I’m sorry did you say seaglide
Seaglide > everything
Is that you Jett
@Ogór Gaming still looking for the fragments?
Is there something I've done wrong? My seamoth is hella slow
@Ogór Gaming lel u gave up?
Crazy! 6 seconds of oxygen left before reaching the thermal power plant - by Seaglide!!
Well, even if you hit 0 oxygen, there still is a short buffer before you die, so in that time you still can reach out for oxygen somehow (happened sometimes in this run).
I know. I was screaming.
Glitchless Hardcore is scary..
I'll edit the thumbnail tomorrow.. Also planning on doing an any% creative run and a deathless run for the game Celeste
Speedrun.com doesn't show this?
Minkey can you try terraria and speedrun it?
@Lucas Robertson I submitted it, it will most likely get approved pretty soon :)
@Robert Pacek What kind of speedrun do you wanna see in terraria?
Btw
Do you have discord?
The number of hours he must of put into this game to have memorized everything, he never even constructed a compass. \^^^/
Around 150/200 hours in total
You can easily do things without a compass, just use the Aurora as one
Corporal Tea I never used it and yes i used the aurora and the Islands but when i saw that i swim to the aurora i said no there is a Reaper😂
@Minkey That time he gated to the bulb zone, then did a precise turn to the quarantine gun to get something, then normalized on a corner and did a precise journey back to the bulb zone... *Chef's Kiss
Wait can you build a compass?
*crashes on highly dangerous alien planet and is the sole survivor*
*Character: just another day in the office*
Offish
HA
Just a fact the guy is called Simon
Technically he wasnt the sole survivor of the crash
@@plortnewgamerscott959 Riley not simon
Her: Wanna come over?
Me: I can't, I'm on an alien planet.
Her: My parents aren't home.
Me:
you stole this
Impeach the orange Clown it's just Sherlock
Impeach the orange Clown well you obviously didn't know it so I wanted to stop you from embarrassing yo bitch ass even more
@Impeach the orange Clown its captain obvious
@Impeach the orange Clown that's hilarious bro considering you live in the same country and I've never heard anybody say I'm offending them because my name is Kevin
Me 1 hour 34 minutes and 37 seconds ago: “clickbait no possible way without cheating”
Me now: Oh my, he did it!
;)
Hes a legend
When hes blacking out hes just calm... Unlike a little someone THAT SCREAMS WHEN HE STARTS BLACKING OUT
(im looking at you....)
Yes im looking at myself.
Ayee i got a *Heart!*
Im not gae tho :D
Oh I thought you were looking at me
Blacking out and living is the equivalent of burning yourself in Minecraft just enough for the fire to stop burning at half a heart.
@@mistaisnotamused3285 true facts, both just as stressful
This man dosent give a damn about sea dragon Levathian while I'm here scared by a stalker
Hehe, I was also scared of stalkers when I first started playing the game
Pathetic i was scared of peepers
Agnieszka Ragankiewicz lmaoo
Peeper : try me bitch XD
@@agnieszkaragankiewicz8531 I got spooked by a peeper and yeet in into the atmosphere with the propulsion cannon 😭😂
Cyclops: what is my purpose?
Minkey: you give me 1 power cell and 1 shield upgrade
Cyclops: oh my god...
(Crashes on Alien planet aw crap this is gonna take an hour and a half outta my day
Thanks for all the likes
Lmfao
So true oml
Fanboy addon to your comment:
I always crash on foreign planets I wastes my time!
I bet you were at every loading point such as teleportation and sealed doors “COME ON COME ON”
Andrew Meikle he probably could’ve shaved 10 minutes off if crafting was instant
57:23. The human body's reaction to multiple teleports in a short span.
😂 IKR
Him: *doin a speedrun*
Also him: *Patiently waits for a stalker to move*
Idk i thought it was cute
Felt like a tooth fairy, waiting for their teeth to drop
@@MinkeyBro tooth fairy!!! Ahahahaha 😂
*giant explosion*
Just sits in a tube making water
XD
I was thinking that too when he was just casually making water while a quantum detonation of a rocket ship's drive core occurs
gotta stay hydrated in the event of a quantum explosion :v
@@Kronos098 when? I couldn't watch fully :3
1:04:50 if you are wondering
"It was terrible. I was the sole survivor of my crew that crashed on an alien water planet."
"Oh dear, How did you manage to get home?"
"I helped a talking sea monster to breed, deactivated an alien defense system and built a rocket"
"That must've taken ages!"
"Yeah It took me 90mins although I could've done it in like 80"
*Furiously checks for lube*
*Screams at screen as you forget it*
*Cue meme*
NO GOD NO... NOOOOOOO!!
@@Yuloooo r/cursedcomments
You found Silver...and Lead....in the shallows.
I can't even describe the journey it took my first playthrough to find those two.
You mad lad.
Actually thème are many Silver, lead etc in safe shallow
@@elquisar198 .....great.
Treaders
Just use a scanner room and scan for them.
There's plenty of them in the SSs.
Imagine you've been stranded on an island for 30 years and all you've been able to do is barely survive, and then this man comes along
Crashes on an alien planet
Minkey: dam ima be late for work
Almost got fired because of the crash
@@MinkeyBro I thought the whole speed run was your 1 hour job.
@@bandiac2221 They wanted me to do it even quicker :(
Me in subNautica: *stays underwater in lava zone for 1 hour*
@@MinkeyBro next time I’m do the work
Minkey: *grabs a seaglider and goes straight to the sea emperor*
Me: *shocked pickachu meme + excuse me wtf*
And i'll pick up some ghost weed on the way, lol
same, lol, just what the hell
Ikr lol
Pickachu
Cringe
His first hour “almost done just need a couple more things”
Me “ Siri search up subnautica walkthrough” takes a whole 30 min to learn how to make things
How to complete subnautica in 1 minute
Build base on aurora
Aurora explodes
Base goes to space
SUBNAUTICA COMPLETED
But you can't return to your home :(
Rayhan TGM That’s the best idea ever
Make sure the hull reinforcing thingys on
Dos it not take like some time for the ship to explode?
Also isn’t the whole point that you have to cure it or you’d get shot down?
@@peach8438 you'll be moving so fast that it doesn't matter
This was such an entertaining run, loved every second of it!
Spoiler
Mum at the end always breaks my little heart 💔
Thanks man, glad you enjoyed it
the entire video is a spoiler
Alien mom best mom
Sunbeam: Doesn’t detect any life signals
Also Sunbeam: “This was a waste of time”
This guy just said: Frick the story I’m going home
Minkey: **has thousands of every source in Subnautica known to man**
Me: What's a Lithium?
Good question
@@andreahensher8469 the precursor island has so much of it
Hull integrity.
Me: sobbing while I try and find lithium to reinforce my base
@@_r.munro_8339 the what
My first playtrough lasted for almost 10 real days... I tend to take my time with that kind of games, I finished it entirely on my own without watching any videos, maps tips or whatever so it took quite some time for me to find the lava zones and some blueprints but I finally made it and it was honestly one of my best video-game experience. I'm sure it was meant to be played this way, I don't think I'd have enjoyed it the same if I didn't "advanced blindfold", I'm glad I almost never heard of that game before playing it. A lot of time wasted to farm resources i didn't need tho, I left the planet leaving behind a cyclops filled with full lockers lol
Beelze Buth I finished it in two days... I hate my gaming life :( eh it was fun at least
It took me 4 days even tho i watched tutorials
Thats literaly me altho i needed 3 days but i got like a cyclops with all lockers filled w kyanite thinking i will need it all
I wish I could experience the game for the first time, I watched the game be developed over time, but could never complete it. The Reaper Leviathans are too close to my phobia (aka anything long with mandibles and many legs like giant centipedes and bobbit worms) and give me a panic attack.
Minky: " Finshed game perfectly calm"
EVERY SINGLE THING: Am I a joke to you
Stud maker you don’t know if he was calm tho
Damn, he's just zipping right past where I remember the reaper's were around the sunbeam turret. Insane.
Aurora: Explodes
Minkey, casually making water: Did something happen? ...Nah, i don't think so.
When your mom calls you for lunch and you are playing subnautica
I can’t tell if ur being sarcastic callum gallagher
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO FUNNY
whos mom lets them play for another hour and a half when they called them for lunch?
James lmao true
When I just started I couldn’t catch fish so I just ate creepvine samples lol
well most people doesent even know that they can eat that
Same i also ate creepvines
I actually kept dying because I couldn't find water, I found out after an hour you could catch bladderfish and make a drink out of it
*laughs in tryhard*
I'm over 24 hours in and just learned I can eat creepvine samples 😂
Minkey:finishes the game in 1.5 hours on hardcore
Me:spends 3 days trying to find a peeper on creative
Ok that’s just exaggerating. There is NO way u can’t for 3 days I haven’t played the game before and I will find it in the first second in the water
Not funny cos obvious lie 😒
ᚫᛚᛃᛖᚾ᛫ᚠᚫᛒᛖᚱ that’s what jokes are
@@bean9240 r/woooosh
yes I know that it dosen’t link to the subreddit
Minkey: Goes to deepest depths of the ocean with just a seaglide
Me: Leaves Cyclops in Prawn Suit for .000001 Seconds RUN
Jacob fast boi
Cyclops in PRAWN suit? Lol
"you're exactly 1:29:50 late care to explain yourself"
"wellllllll"
Underrated comment
Heh.
18:10 this guy: I'm going to beat the world record. reefback: nope I don't think so
He also forgot the lubricant...
Never forget the lube
Fuck, I was gonna say that
others get their seamoths at the same time
or the seaglider lol
I didn't have the sea glide after 2 hours lol.
I also spent a solid hour trying to find the Aurora entrance before searching a video example of where to go.
when your spaceship crashes on an alien ocean planet but you're afraid of water so you build a rocket in 90 minutes to get off the planet
Minkey: casually going into the deep grand reef/lost river with a seaglide
Me:enters the grand reef and starts screaming at the top of my lungs once I see a warper,then I pause the game for 1 hour and just listen to music coming to the conclusion to just try and survive,ends pause and gets teleported out of prawn suit. *SCREAMS*, then just closes down the game.
Yoooo I didn’t know u can switch tanks for more air
I know this is random but wouldn’t it be awesome if there was a subnautica ride where you embark on your seamoth through a journey. Kind of like a wild mouse coaster but inside. Maybe it would tell a story along the way. I just imagine a reaper leviathan just about to get you with flashing lights and then the seamoth dips down and misses it. Also one cool feature would have the voice say welcome aboard captain when you get in the seamoth!
I wouldnt mind having this
yee
That's a good idea. How about a water park with a deep pool with anamatronic leviathans and you can go around with a seaglide?
There's actually a slowish water ride at DIsney Sea Tokyo that sends you under the water and it's somewhat seamoth like, but more industrial revolution steam punk, and instead of a leviathan, you're attacked by a kraken thing, and saved by telepathic ocean things that remind me of the emperors. Look up Tokyo Disney Sea submarine ride 20000 leagues under the sea.
this is definitely something they could do for VR for dave and busters for example. they have like jurassic park and stuff similar in idea to this one.
The mushroom forest is an *amazing* spot for finding cyclops parts. Recommended
Thanks for the tip, I'll remember this
Thx
Must have guts
The three o2 tanks....my goodness that’s so smart
Thanks man :) I wasn't the one who came up with the idea though, someone over at the speedrunning discord came up with it
@Gappie Al Kebabi seaglide
Oh god! I'm strand... *blasts off heading into the upper atmosphere an hour and a half later*
Jacksepticeye: finished in 16 episodes
This guy: in a hour and a half
I just got the game, and this type of stuff amazes me. Like how are you just like "welp, ive crash landed on a planet probably millions of miles away from earth, this'll take an hour of my life." Astounding run.
Thanks alot my man, appreciate it. Hope you'll enjoy the hell out of Subnautca
@@MinkeyBro I got it for free on the epic games platform and it is GREAT. Literally the only use I've got out of fortnite lol.
Our own sun is like 93 million miles away so I would say something past trillions
Every time I look for a speed run of this game I always find one where they glitch into places and I don't like it
Well you've come at the right place
Minkey: *Finishes game in an hour*
Me in an hour: "Woah, these guys are called Stalkers???"
Hardcore: no O2 alerts
5:07 oxygen...
it's actually hardcore but this is a bug , I also have oxygen alerts in hardcore mode.
It’s means by O2 alerts by the warnings: Passing 100 meters, Passing 200 meters, etc. etc.
Oh my God someone realized this
@@Gamaru782 its a glitch.which was fixed about a month ago so he did do it in hardcore
Every time I think he’s going to die, but then he finds any way to evade death somehow! You are truly amazing
This guy was calm as anything while everyone watching is sat there like " nope nope nope nope nope nope!!!!! Wtf? Nope nope nope"
He might of been like that
*Giant explosion occurs*
Him: * just sits in a tube making water *
John McIntyre *lube
shits*
So this guy completed the whole game at the same speed that i completed my exam whit under 15 questions.
Yup..
quick , efficient, and knows where everything is, and just the things he needs. just brilliant! I have played this game for YEARS now and I dont know this game 1/10th as well as this guy does.
Thanks! Appreciate the kind words
Breaking news ! Guy survives spaceship crash , rescues the planet from unknown virus and builds a rocket to come home in just an hour and a half!!!
Guy: drowning to death
Emperor: Lemme take my sweet sweet time to blow away this sand
When he forgot the lube I was like ''AHHHRRR'' *Painful* to watch :I
Trust me, it was even more painful once I realised it
@Evan Sharp Correction: they call it that because they expect speedrunners to forget it and they *do* want people to act like children and make humorous statements like: "when he forgot the lube it felt painful"
It happened to me in the lost river once... had to go all the way back to the shallows
Alterra: What do you mean wipe the charge it was an Emergency? You were only gone an hour and a half.
@Jack Verguawen Well, the time in Subnautica is sped up. RL 90 minutes is equivalent of in game 90 hours, so a little bit more than 4 days
Hears reaper scream, moves right passed. Me, LOOK AROUND WHERE IS IT!!!
When I hear a reaper I’m getting the hell out of there asap
When you hear we reaper : HOLY FUCK MOM HELP PLEASE
When Minkey hear reaper : hello there how are u
Reaper when he hear Minkey : fuck this shit i'm out
Emperor: "are you here to help us?"
Minky *sea-gliding about the tank*: Don't mind me, I'mma just grab my stuff and leave, scuse me please.
Emperor: uh...thanks...I guess...here's the cure.
Minky, *sticking hands in the cure bubble and going to make the rocket*: I don't know what the fck just happened but I don't really care I'mma get the fck up outta here.
Meanwhile, on the sunbeam:
Captain: ...well now what?