Funny Artie Lange Songs

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  • Опубликовано: 20 мар 2008
  • The Howard Stern Show
    Artie Lange is getting fatter and won't stop eating, it would be a shame if he died cuz he's freakin funny.
    He needs Celebrity Fit Club immediatly.
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Комментарии • 235

  • @alcaponejr79
    @alcaponejr79 12 лет назад +18

    I can't listen to "hit me with your best shot" the same again lol

  • @chrisdooley6468
    @chrisdooley6468 9 лет назад +78

    LOVE the Vending Machine song - one of my all time favorite parody songs on HSS

    • @bitterspice5525
      @bitterspice5525 4 года назад +5

      Me too!
      “Three times a day” 😉

    • @StratocastRS
      @StratocastRS 3 года назад +3

      so good

    • @WillyTheComposerOfficial
      @WillyTheComposerOfficial 2 года назад +5

      I dunno why I like it so much it makes me like the original more

    • @chrisdooley6468
      @chrisdooley6468 2 года назад +5

      @@WillyTheComposerOfficial I agree. ABBA was one of my favorites growing up and hearing this makes me want to listen to the original again lol

  • @James-ke4gq
    @James-ke4gq 3 месяца назад +7

    Yuckos Christmas song has me in tears dude
    What the fuck lmao so savage

  • @foodiedave
    @foodiedave 14 лет назад +30

    "Artie Loves Pancakes" must be the best parody ever..still cracks me up every time..God bless you Artie, get well, lots of love

    • @carrieannefaithfull2044
      @carrieannefaithfull2044 2 года назад +3

      who sings that song?

    • @afxaloha89
      @afxaloha89 Год назад +8

      You could write "Artie get well" at any point in the last 12 years and it would have made sense lol

    • @ReservoirTip
      @ReservoirTip 8 месяцев назад

      @@carrieannefaithfull2044 It's "It's a Heartache" by Juice Newton.

    • @cooleobrad
      @cooleobrad Месяц назад

      ​@@carrieannefaithfull2044 The original is "It's A Heartache" by Bonnie Tyler

  • @Unknown-user7
    @Unknown-user7 4 года назад +15

    “He snorts heroin, just like cocaine
    Cause he’s fat and can’t find a vein” 😂🤣💀

  • @akumanyc8345
    @akumanyc8345 2 года назад +12

    i died when vending machine came on lol

  • @JXC25
    @JXC25 2 года назад +7

    The vending machine was so well done.

  • @Ryan-yl9kl
    @Ryan-yl9kl 6 лет назад +27

    Gotta love the vending machine song! Makes me die every time I hear it

  • @nikrattlehead9285
    @nikrattlehead9285 6 лет назад +13

    The pancakes and vending machine songs kill me every time lmfao

  • @xlnuniex
    @xlnuniex 6 лет назад +16

    I love the "it's a heartache" parody

  • @scotta.5681
    @scotta.5681 6 лет назад +32

    Favorite is "Artie Love's Pancakes"! So many wonderful songs to make me smile and laugh. Great job using the videos from the original songs!

    • @billcarrig9434
      @billcarrig9434 5 лет назад

      "Why Can't We Be Friends" was far from the original band, stupid.

  • @ZacLassen
    @ZacLassen 9 лет назад +7

    The Dancing Queen one killed me!

  • @The_Primary_Axiom
    @The_Primary_Axiom 5 лет назад +13

    Awwwwwww I miss these days so much. Howard tv was escape for those years.

  • @CaptainColdyron222
    @CaptainColdyron222 Год назад +4

    Jesus that Yucko Frosty The Snowman song is brilliant.

  • @P715R
    @P715R 3 года назад +7

    Songs are the best when Artie and the crew react to them

  • @lilralphie1312
    @lilralphie1312 5 лет назад +9

    This is what I like to play for the hole family on Christmas morning

  • @operez6878
    @operez6878 10 лет назад +13

    I love that fucking horn in yuckos song

  • @MrJG913
    @MrJG913 3 года назад +5

    I fucking miss these days.. I took Stern for granted and now it is a different show. Not mad. It is what it is. Howie made it. He had to sell out to be mainstream for that AGT gig.

    • @DeltronFF
      @DeltronFF 5 месяцев назад

      There was nothing like it and never will be again. Just happy we can still experience it years later.

  • @jackpittorino
    @jackpittorino 4 года назад +8

    1:41 Richard Christy at his greatest 😂😂😂😂

  • @tony450000
    @tony450000 13 лет назад +4

    We miss you Artie please come back to the show!!!

  • @brittanygarrison8030
    @brittanygarrison8030 6 лет назад +14

    Vending Machine is the greatest.

    • @354allday
      @354allday 4 года назад

      Priceless

    • @lunakitty1990
      @lunakitty1990 4 года назад +1

      I cannot hear dancing queen the same way anymore because of the parody lol

    • @theretep6494
      @theretep6494 4 года назад

      No way

  • @Heyooooo007
    @Heyooooo007 13 лет назад +3

    Vending machine is my favorite, cracks me up everytime

  • @brianloew6286
    @brianloew6286 10 лет назад +12

    artie cant stop making me laugh haha ha

  • @bitterspice5525
    @bitterspice5525 4 месяца назад +1

    Artie took a *** shot is the best stern show song parody of all time. That and “Those teeth”

  • @il_goose2371
    @il_goose2371 3 года назад +2

    LMFAO The vending machine song is fucking glorious!

  • @truthhurtschannel1359
    @truthhurtschannel1359 16 лет назад +3

    FUCK! I swore this would finally be the time I get to hear "Artie loves meatball heroes (with a side of fries)" but still NOTHING! What a tease! I'm NEVER gonna find that one!

  • @streetballer8675
    @streetballer8675 5 лет назад +2

    Yucko is amazing

  • @BabyGorilla
    @BabyGorilla 16 лет назад

    Fantastic!! Great compilation.

  • @cochiserivera
    @cochiserivera 7 лет назад +7

    He did some blow... Dana said gotta go... so he called his dealer that day...

  • @ocasio3024
    @ocasio3024 4 года назад +34

    God I miss Artie in Stern. Stern blows now

    • @dabearcub
      @dabearcub 3 года назад +2

      Artie sucks too.

    • @VitoBanditoo
      @VitoBanditoo 2 года назад +1

      @@dabearcub artie was great w mike bochetti tho

    • @dabearcub
      @dabearcub 2 года назад +1

      @@VitoBanditoo god bless that junkie

    • @Midori_Sleazoid
      @Midori_Sleazoid 2 года назад

      Miss Artie, miss Eric the acktor, and I miss who Howard used to be before he became a fame fucker. HI FRED, you're still cool.

  • @christophers5510
    @christophers5510 4 года назад +3

    wouldnt the vending machine guys LIKE Artie buying all the junk food?

    • @Gonk
      @Gonk  4 года назад +1

      The CEO of the vending machine would love it but the vending guy will hate Artie because he has to refill it over and over again. :)

  • @AtoSVK
    @AtoSVK 15 лет назад +2

    #1. Artie loves pancakes
    #2. Artie loves the vending machine
    #3. Artie the junkie

  • @bong4200000
    @bong4200000 14 лет назад +3

    yukos song killed it hands down hahha fuckin great............ artie loves pancakes is a close second

  • @TheCoreyHodges
    @TheCoreyHodges 11 лет назад +3

    "He can't even wipe his ass on the bowl, 'cause all those pancakes block his asshole!" Bravo!

  • @strawhataddison
    @strawhataddison 16 лет назад +1

    ive heard all these before and ill still laughing my ass off

  • @bruce7630
    @bruce7630 8 лет назад +2

    haha these are great

  • @ShawnDepasquale
    @ShawnDepasquale 14 лет назад +1

    oh man this makes me miss artie so much.

  • @iamtheeast
    @iamtheeast 13 лет назад

    almost forgot how much artie made me laugh on the hss. miss u artie. FIRE!

  • @bbz232
    @bbz232 11 лет назад +1

    Haha that first one is amazing

  • @pradeepsoomai1
    @pradeepsoomai1 2 года назад

    This is gold!!

  • @killustrator
    @killustrator 12 лет назад

    Thank you!

  • @mattn83
    @mattn83 15 лет назад

    this is fantastic, artie rules

  • @Dannypuck
    @Dannypuck 16 лет назад +1

    Sal is a genius.

  • @THECLARENCES
    @THECLARENCES 7 лет назад +1

    Awesome!

  • @w1104717
    @w1104717 16 лет назад

    i agree i love that song.

  • @Billy.gen-X
    @Billy.gen-X 16 лет назад

    Brilliant on the video synch!

  • @w1104717
    @w1104717 16 лет назад +1

    OMG the first song is hilarious.

  • @nita723
    @nita723 14 лет назад +1

    artie loves pancakes kill's me everytime

  • @shellbacksclub
    @shellbacksclub 4 года назад +1

    1st song was the GOAT!

  • @fartymcfly5470
    @fartymcfly5470 8 лет назад +1

    lmfao!

  • @KoalaHugsGoatSharks
    @KoalaHugsGoatSharks 15 лет назад

    loooooove artie

  • @RaoulDuke77
    @RaoulDuke77 12 лет назад +1

    The Yucko one was just vicious

  • @thraxman
    @thraxman 13 лет назад

    Artie!!! Oh how we miss ye!

  • @Gonk
    @Gonk  16 лет назад

    "Nothing but a heartache"

  • @grgmys
    @grgmys 12 лет назад

    Damn, I just realized I had never seen pre-2007 Artie before watching this video.

  • @Lvduggo69
    @Lvduggo69 14 лет назад

    I love that yucko horn noise.

  • @wilsonpaul7807
    @wilsonpaul7807 11 лет назад

    first one is amazing!

  • @AIL87
    @AIL87 9 лет назад +4

    Artie loves pancakes!!!!!

  • @1844Freddy
    @1844Freddy 15 лет назад +5

    The 'Artie Loves Pancakes' song has such a weird passion to it. I loves me that song.

  • @redneckokie
    @redneckokie 14 лет назад

    @Gonk my apologize, Gonk...you are correct, Keep up the good work! Love the Baba Booey songs too!

  • @HLecterPHD
    @HLecterPHD 10 лет назад

    Damn ... those emotions really must have hit him hard between 2005 and 2007

  • @Masaka8
    @Masaka8 16 лет назад

    thx!

  • @beantownjunkie77
    @beantownjunkie77 15 лет назад +1

    i think the vending machine is the best i heard it the first time they played it on the show i laughed my ass of for a good 5 minutes

  • @GOLFFAN93
    @GOLFFAN93 14 лет назад

    get well i miss the guy that laughs at everything and nobody does jeff the drunk as good as u:)))

  • @celo317
    @celo317 14 лет назад +1

    Dam makes me miss Baby G even harder

  • @Dunkaroos248
    @Dunkaroos248 5 лет назад

    Aww poor Artie

  • @ArtyCuen
    @ArtyCuen 11 лет назад

    Yucko the Clown had the best song. Cant believe he is the co-creator of Brickleberry.

  • @justinheretotroll3032
    @justinheretotroll3032 5 лет назад

    AAARTIE LOVES PANCAKES

  • @porpus99
    @porpus99 13 лет назад

    The last picture of the comparison between Artie during 2005 and 2007 should be updated. Artie recently did a comedy show that i saw, and he looks the way he did in 2005. He is thin, and off drugs once and for all i have heard. The reason he has not returned to the show yet i think is because he is still working shit out, and does not want to hurt his friends. I heard that artie may go onto the show and explain himself in the future but no date has been set as of yet.

  • @shellbacksclub
    @shellbacksclub 4 года назад

    ppl have way too much free time! Thank God!

  • @FluCKoff5
    @FluCKoff5 13 лет назад

    I miss artie, the show was 1000x better than it is now

  • @killustrator
    @killustrator 13 лет назад

    i love yucko's song

  • @SRGots
    @SRGots 14 лет назад

    Man goo not glue. aahahhaha

  • @ImChrisHansen.
    @ImChrisHansen. 8 лет назад

    I miss richard christy and his prank calls

  • @jackpittorino
    @jackpittorino 4 года назад +1

    2:55 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Gonk
    @Gonk  14 лет назад

    the vending machine song is in this vid :)

  • @billjordan3952
    @billjordan3952 5 лет назад

    This is fucking great 👍

  • @undisputedgreatest
    @undisputedgreatest 14 лет назад

    Yucko's is awesome.

  • @Gonk
    @Gonk  16 лет назад

    Pat Benatar - Hit me with you best shot

  • @babyturtlex
    @babyturtlex 15 лет назад

    vending machine cup cakes cookies all filled with creeeeeam

  • @Gonk
    @Gonk  16 лет назад

    Eddie Murphy - Party all the time

  • @redneckokie
    @redneckokie 14 лет назад

    @foodiedave Artie loves pancakes is really funny! Also love the Artie Vending Machine Song which wasn't in this one.

  • @Letsgodevils44
    @Letsgodevils44 11 лет назад

    Artie loves pancakes !

  • @discoballsac
    @discoballsac 3 года назад +1

    Is the yeah! Added to the song or is that live

  • @spliter227
    @spliter227 13 лет назад

    Artie was on the radio last night with Nick De Paulo,he said it would be great to be on the show again....Come back to the show Artie, Howard your "Bro" needs you! oh and F sirius....

  • @DrHeathenScum
    @DrHeathenScum 16 лет назад

    Artie Loves The Vending Machine
    Cookies, Candy, And Cup Cakes Filled With Cream!
    Vending Machine!
    Three Times A Day,
    Is Part Of His Routine!

  • @ACDCROCKS135
    @ACDCROCKS135 15 лет назад

    No it's Dancing Queen by ABBA

  • @tylergordonfilm
    @tylergordonfilm 14 лет назад +1

    what is the pancake song a parody of?

  • @christophers5510
    @christophers5510 4 года назад +7

    no way Artie survives COVID19 pandemic.

  • @DropFloat
    @DropFloat 14 лет назад

    i'm pretty sure rhe reason is NOT comments like that

  • @CynixBox
    @CynixBox 11 лет назад

    "Hot Blooded" by Foreigner

  • @ArtyCuen
    @ArtyCuen 11 лет назад

    He has a website called "The Dam show.com. He has some funny stuff there.

  • @g5rand
    @g5rand 16 лет назад

    artie loves pancakes.

  • @firebugjohnnypyro
    @firebugjohnnypyro 7 лет назад

    Why would the vending machine guys be pissed? He's buying it all isn't he? :P

    • @Gonk
      @Gonk  7 лет назад

      He's mad cuz now he has to refill it

  • @Lamont15
    @Lamont15 4 года назад +1

    The party all the time parody would have gone down as the best of all time if somebody with proper equipment and an ounce of talent recorded it

  • @DrHeathenScum
    @DrHeathenScum 16 лет назад

    Artie Love Pancakes

  • @nuspickle
    @nuspickle 15 лет назад

    Your a talented dude. I love your editing, what software do you use? Listening to Stern for 16 years and hey man......Artie is not that funny. (great guy though.) Suscribe to Gonk!!! Five Stars!!!!!

  • @seatspud
    @seatspud 15 лет назад

    Yucko the Clown for the win!

  • @Gonk
    @Gonk  13 лет назад

    @spliter227 for real omg, I hope Howard brings him back but they will have to make fun of his suicide attempt I'm not sure if he can handle it all over again lol.

  • @OjaiRoy
    @OjaiRoy 16 лет назад +1

    I think "the vending machine"/dancing queen is excellent, she really sings it well and I wish I had it as an MP3.