Not only did he steal a phone, he returned to the scene of the crime to ask for help putting a case on said phone. This sort of thing takes an extra special sort of stupid.
He's a big shoplifter. He drives around all day shoplifting from stores, he's in soo many stores in one day he forgets what stores he's been in. So he probably returned to this best buy forgetting he was there just the other day
@@Sam-dc9bg he shoplifts day and night. He was probably in 6 best buys that week. He returned to this best buy forgetting he was there a few days ago. It is common with people that shoplift all day long
Lol, to be honest I've never even seen more than 3 total employees at a Best Buy for like the last few years. I mean I hear their sales numbers are just constantly dropping but it may be connected to the fact that there is NEVER anyone around to help with anything. I guess they just sort of assume that their target demographic already knows a lot of stuff. So they skimp on the floor staff.
Former Best Buy employee here! I don’t think you guys realize that they are departments for a reason. Not everyone at Best Buy can help in the particular area you may need help in. I can’t even count the times I’ve been yelled at in the past to help somewhere where I’m not knowledgeable. If a person works in the mobile department; they can’t help in computers and vice versa. I’ve been yelled at for help in fridges; although i worked in home theater. In the more recent years & the decline of brick and mortar locations, the decline of employees have been non stop however. There management is terrible & they don’t care about the mental health of their employees. You can’t even sue them after the fact 🤣🫠 so eff Best Buy..respectfully 😂😂😂
Glad they redacted his Social Security number and personal info. We wouldn't want someone to steal this guy's identity and try to impersonate a federal marshal impersonator.
My dad was a retired state trooper. Before he died he gave me the service revolver he was issued in 1957. He had the badge he was issued with and his gold badge he got when he was made sgt. he asked which badge I wanted and i choose the silver one and my daughter got the gold one. I kept the badge with me for a long time then realized it wasn’t a good idea to have it in my purse or in my car after seeing these videos. I NEVER carried the gun anywhere, it’s more a keepsake than a weapon.
And the prosecutor was the cashier at Best buy. This has to be in Kansas only people from Kansas act so incest Im from Washington D.C ive met people from all over the world and everyone of them agree Kansas is a shit whole state full of dowm syndrome
I impersonated a cop many times. Never got caught. I changed my ways when my mom took the training wheels off my bike. Now I wear a mailman uniform and remember the glory days of fighting crime.
Bro he came back to the store right after shoplifting from them. It does not get any dumber than that. All of this could have been avoided if he even had a single brain cell. Could have walked away with an iPhone but now he's got a felony federal case 😅
@@bobbybotorola4723 Theres a customer in the computer department that needs your help Bobby boy.... I think your 15 minute break is over... Put down the cheetos... I think you should get off your lazy ass, and go help them before your fired.
@@kodymcgrath7148 sin has everything to do with law. Law merely exposes sin. People call things bad or evil when it is just sin. And ultimately separation of church and state really isn't good because a theocracy is more consistent
To be fair resetting a demo is actually unreasonably easy, just a factory reset will suffice and especially a demo as it wouldn’t have any prior accounts connected for security so it would just completely reset
Exactly, who the hell wants to be pretend to be a fed. Like hasn’t he thought it through when other fed shows up at the scene what he was gonna do?! I prefer to be a limo driver any day over being a fed or police.
Actually, Marshals are badasses. They get personally appointed by the president after they've been nominated by their senator. There are only 91 positions in the US and there is a mandatory retirement at age 56 (obviously not this guy lol). They have to pass fairly rigorous physical exercises each year, as well as a stringent weapon accuracy test. Their job is to find and detain the most dangerous criminals. They're basically like regular detectives but with the hardest, most dangerous arrests in the country.
The ARK I think maybe he can be a person human trafficking or he could be using it to beat traffic as a limo driver or just a disguise to-steal from stores / it’s weird either way especially with all this kidnapping going on
That cop was sittin on that line "congratulations... That's a felony" he cooked that one up in the squad car on the way over.... So eager to get it out 😂😂😂
@@Jaduder405 yeah he says it all the time and still stumbled on the delivery/timing. Come up with an original idea instead of reading people's comments before you
I'd be checking his home for bodies. If he's impersonating a marshal he could have been taking people into "custody". Never know, dude might be a serial killer.
Huri Think before I was about to get away with it until they realized I wasn’t even a prisoner so They gave me 3 years for impersonating an inmate for 5 years
He looks incredibly like a hilarious comedian from the 70's JUST RUclips Foster Brooks Roast Dean Martin Funniest Foster Brooks bit on Dean Martin Roast of Don Rickles
Just when you thought that the mythical "Florida man" couldn't do anything to make you raise your eyebrows again, another "Florida man" gamely rises to the challenge. Bravo to "Florida men"
@@uzi2k283 and how would you know that my friend, we are going off of purely speculation. What if "she" is the husband and we are making falsehoods off of preassembled fabrications.
@@giuseppenero110 you can get badges made ans can even buy shirts from different places that have sheriff, police and security and all that. He didn't steal the badge Im sure.
How do you know he was arrogant at all? He could have been one of the most nicest people just trying to get his name out there. Dont assume because someone is impersonating an officer is automatically gonna be arrogant.
There was no self awareness. He said seconds later that he had never done this before, it was his first time. The cop asked that specifically to test his supposed remorse and self awareness. There was none. He was just saying what he knew a person with a conscience should say when caught. He continued to downplay and deny from then on.
@[REDACTED] 'Nøkk' [REDACTED] My friends and I work at Walmart. We didn’t get paid enough to deal with bullshit. If someone is stealing, we are not stopping them. We just tell our supervisors.
david webster Listen here, SERGEANT! He's carrying around a fake badge and gun just for fun, SERGEANT! He's state certified to falsely identify as a federal agent, SERGEANT! Nothing wrong with that, SERGEANT! Have you ever seen The Bourne Idenity, SERGEANT!!!? Give him a pass, SERGEANT!!!!😂🤣
Haha! I remember reading on twitter some guy admitting to how all it takes is some creativity to pull stuff out of their ass when they are trying to sell you things.
Just a little over dressed for a supposed Deputy U.S. Marshal. Most of the ones I have worked along side wore t-shirts/jeans/boots/hats in the field. A lot more casual.
They need to be doing a deep history investigation on this guy. Those impersonating Law Enforcement often have a lengthy history of abduction and other unsavory stuff!
In Canada, owning or carrying a fake or replica hand gun is illegal and since it falls under restricted weapons it is a serious crime. (which is kind of a pisser since I'd love to have a colt navy but no way in hell can I afford a real one).
Bruh the fact that you said that makes me thinks if he has something more to hide. Maybe like a bunker filled with missing people... fuucckkk bro I'm tripping out
Actually that sounds hot, but role play doesn't usually go that far lol more likely he is an up and coming serial killer. May have killed already, who knows, but make no mistake he is a dangerous individual
Well the did say the handcuffs were the only thing missing lmao!! That’s why he said so I’m done for the day? Lmao his wife is at home handcuffed to the bed and they r done for a few days
Santa, who has been on Slim Fast and Jenny Craig, was disguised as a federal marshal while stocking up on holiday gifts. He couldn't meet the demands for new phones at his factory with the chip shortage and all, so he had to grab some from Best Buy. I don't see why the cops won't let him go. Way to ruin Christmas
He is a real Marshall I served along side him in Red Dead Redemption ll
Haha best comment
@@lrodDaDevil sure bro..
@gums79 ya mad cause ya didn’t think of this comment? Lol
Lol 😂
Tell him to arrest Micah
I feel bad for this guy. He was only three days away from fake retirement.
How does this brilliant comment not have more likes! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
😂
@@TampaJohn if you watched more vids on his video you’ll know this shit ain’t original
@@akalk9578 yep, straight up rip off comment.
LEOs really don't like it when you impersonate them...especially when you impersonate a superior federal LEO.
Not only did he steal a phone, he returned to the scene of the crime to ask for help putting a case on said phone. This sort of thing takes an extra special sort of stupid.
Fr like he REALY could’ve just gotten away from it
Maybe he’s early stage dementia.
He's a big shoplifter. He drives around all day shoplifting from stores, he's in soo many stores in one day he forgets what stores he's been in. So he probably returned to this best buy forgetting he was there just the other day
I thought it was common sense to not return to the scene of the crime, and to not take a dump where one eats.
@@Sam-dc9bg he shoplifts day and night. He was probably in 6 best buys that week. He returned to this best buy forgetting he was there a few days ago. It is common with people that shoplift all day long
"You said you're a limo driver but your license is suspended" damn he can't even get his backup story right.
He actually was a limodriver... look in the courtrecords in the end. In don't think the parole ppl would just go on his word.
lolol
In his head he was like “damn it”
@kungfreddie Yeah, we know that. The OP is just saying that he couldn't even give them a passable backup story. 🤭🤦♀️
I’ve never seen so many visible Best Buy employees before, usually they are nowhere to be seen! Wowwwww
yeah here you get 4 people that dont know the products coming up to you
The best buy near me has more employees than customers every day
😂😂
But you did notice that they were not helping anyone.
I know that’s freaking amazing
Imagine going to Best Buy and overhearing “Congratulations, that’s a felony* offense.”
*Yall can calm down now lol 😂
I’d probably think some wanna be hacker admitted to DDOSing someone.
*felony
I would instinctively turn and say "hey I know BB is bad, but THAT bad?"
it happens
@@caracalcontinuum3118 lmao
First name: Federal
Last Name: Marshal
= whole problem cleared up.....
^0^ ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha! ha!
Minus the badge and that could of worked!
@@necrotik9376 Until they ID him
Wow excellent
LOL
This video is a piece of art, it will be remember for future generations....it shows a Best Buy emploee actually helping somebody.
Right!! 🤣🤣
Hahahaha!
I laughed pretty hard at this. Thank you.
Lol, to be honest I've never even seen more than 3 total employees at a Best Buy for like the last few years. I mean I hear their sales numbers are just constantly dropping but it may be connected to the fact that there is NEVER anyone around to help with anything. I guess they just sort of assume that their target demographic already knows a lot of stuff. So they skimp on the floor staff.
Former Best Buy employee here!
I don’t think you guys realize that they are departments for a reason. Not everyone at Best Buy can help in the particular area you may need help in. I can’t even count the times I’ve been yelled at in the past to help somewhere where I’m not knowledgeable. If a person works in the mobile department; they can’t help in computers and vice versa.
I’ve been yelled at for help in fridges; although i worked in home theater.
In the more recent years & the decline of brick and mortar locations, the decline of employees have been non stop however. There management is terrible & they don’t care about the mental health of their employees. You can’t even sue them after the fact 🤣🫠 so eff Best Buy..respectfully 😂😂😂
Are you a federal marshall?" - Yes.
Are you a federal marshall? - No.
Aaaand you're going to jail, simple as that!
"What are you?"
> "A Federal Martian"
"Congratulations, that's a fe-- wait, what?"
"that's not a real gun". Oh yeah you ain't real. You can concealed carry and you're not?
Prison would be a really good thing for him
@@williamdiemert9866 So would cancer be for you
@@williamdiemert9866 Or a nursing home
she hit the nail right on the head saying he looks like skinny santa claus
yes
Yes
I died laughing when I seen him
Oh and that whole repeating each other is stupid. The generation of kids nowadays, got some advise, grow up
Timesstamp
Glad they redacted his Social Security number and personal info. We wouldn't want someone to steal this guy's identity and try to impersonate a federal marshal impersonator.
JAKE W JONES that is funny lol
I impersonate myself all the time.😎 and I'm not to good at it.😂😂😂
No Im not a cop, I'm a marshal, with a water gun 😂😂😂
haha
Are they seriously allowed to include the part where they release his DOB on RUclips? Name, sure - but date of birth? Isn’t that a felony?
My dad was a retired state trooper. Before he died he gave me the service revolver he was issued in 1957. He had the badge he was issued with and his gold badge he got when he was made sgt. he asked which badge I wanted and i choose the silver one and my daughter got the gold one. I kept the badge with me for a long time then realized it wasn’t a good idea to have it in my purse or in my car after seeing these videos. I NEVER carried the gun anywhere, it’s more a keepsake than a weapon.
Would have priceless if his 7 year old grandson wearing an FBI jacket walked in. Alright boys I'll take it from here.
💀
i would have cried
🤣
😳😳😭
🤣💀
"I'm a federal marshal"
"Congratulations thats a felony"
"No no you dont understand... im a federalist, and my name is Marshall"
OK that one got me 😂
😂😂😂😂😂 big dummy 😂😂😂😂😂😂
You see I’m, just marshal mathers, just a regular guy
Good one
😂
"I'm a federal marshal"
-"Are you a federal marshal?"
"No"
That was fast.
And that’s why cops ask the same questions over and over. Because fucking idiots will give a different answer 10 seconds later.
all the dumb ass had to do was say no, I'm not a cop
Michael Shannon LMAO! Who wouldn’t crack under all that pressure?!!!
5065ca no? He had a badge on him and a gun. No matter what he would have been arrested.
And thats why you dont stop a lie like that, its the same penalty whether you tell the truth after a minute, or never at all.
My brain starts to hurt when I try to understand why people pretend to be law enforcement. 🤯
Same
Isn’t it a free country?
It's because they've seen how the police get away with abusing people.
Simple as that.
It's a power thing.🥴
@@UltramanMebius2006
I think about 38th on the list.😮
For the same reason people become real law enforcement. Sociopaths. They can't do anything else.
Little did he know, the 3 arresting police officers are really mechanics from the car shop next door...……….
hahaha that's a good one
😂😂😂😂
Classic!!!!!!!!!
Lol
And the prosecutor was the cashier at Best buy. This has to be in Kansas only people from Kansas act so incest Im from Washington D.C ive met people from all over the world and everyone of them agree Kansas is a shit whole state full of dowm syndrome
This is all wrong . He wasn’t impersonating a Marshall, he said his name was Fred Errol Marshall .
😂
LMAO
Lmfao
Thumbs up just for ur name and profile pic😁
You got my like lol.
Don’t dress for the job you have, Dress for the Job you want !! 😂😂
lmao I was thinking that same thing
Limo drivers usually do dress professionally like that.. 🤷🏿♂️
Nice dream though. This is what you do when you hate your job. Lol
It make sense
GabesPOV I love this comment haha
"No because I just stepped out of my house in this CHARACTER"
😂😂😂😂
😅😅😅
I impersonated a cop many times. Never got caught. I changed my ways when my mom took the training wheels off my bike. Now I wear a mailman uniform and remember the glory days of fighting crime.
The world is safer thanks to people like you. Thankyou for your service. 😁
I feel safer.
This comment is a 10/10 😂😂😂
Recycled comment
😂😂😂
Somewhere a senior citizen home is missing one of their residents lol
"This never happens to me when I do it at home, in Memory Care."
LOL he probably left the Ebenezer
😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
lmao yea from the psych unit. shutter island type beat
And a limo
Limo driver by day, Federal Marshal by night. He's John O'Grady Limousine Marshal, Thursdays at nine on SCTV.
Gold
😂
"Making so many arrests he needs a limo to haul them in... "
You nailed it! Golden!
I'm dead! 😂
the bald cop is an absolute legend, I appreciate his reaction and the reaction of all the real cops there
*i like to impersonate being rich to hide the fact that im broke as hell.*
Tewthpaste 😂😂
- Every one hit wondering singer/rapper/actor.
I do to with my Mercedes lol
I can tell me you even need a keyboard cant type right
got to fake it to make it lol
Imagine not being a federal marshal then actually stating to actual police officers that you are one. Takes a special kind
He thought they would dismiss him. Ain't happening.
Bro he came back to the store right after shoplifting from them. It does not get any dumber than that. All of this could have been avoided if he even had a single brain cell. Could have walked away with an iPhone but now he's got a felony federal case 😅
imagine imaging imagination in imaginary images
@@sailyui only one could imagine
How can you have the balls to impersonate a marshall but not the brains to put on a phone case? Some people
Best Buy does in fact have employees impersonating actual sales people.
Brasspineapple Productions 😂😂💀
So whats your point jerkoff
@@bobbybotorola4723 Theres a customer in the computer department that needs your help Bobby boy.... I think your 15 minute break is over... Put down the cheetos... I think you should get off your lazy ass, and go help them before your fired.
@@bobbybotorola4723 so what's your point of being a jerkoff jerkoff
LOL
That’s a dangerous lie. And just to impersonate an officer especially at that age is insanely weird to me
Naw it's a felony lie
People are weird and that's fine to a degree but when they do evil with that then it's bad and sin.
@@Mea_Culpa1 you didn't get what I was saying then as what he was doing wasn't right so it is beyond just weirdness
@@bestvideostherearesin has nothing to do with law. America was created to seperate church from state
@@kodymcgrath7148 sin has everything to do with law. Law merely exposes sin. People call things bad or evil when it is just sin. And ultimately separation of church and state really isn't good because a theocracy is more consistent
I would rather impersonate a fisherman and go fishing all day.
Htoo Doh
I’m going to impersonate a golf pro for the next year.
@@bdkrma911 I'm thinking I'll impersonate Mark Zuckerberg
@@bdkrma911 I play golf clash everyday lol...
😍😍😍
Thank You
This is gold. A shoplifting unlicensed limo driver impersonating a federal marshal.
What, you act like he did something wrong!! Look at what politicians do, and they never get into trouble?!? This is MURICA!!!
@@circomnia9984 Cops checking the car but cant find the handcuffs. US Marshall is wearing them.
@Snarick Klash I know what you mean, like telling the cop he was a US Marshal.
.... and also has a striking resemblance to St. Nick.
u forgot to say: a white man driving a black cadillac.
under interrogation he broke down and divulged the secret KFC recipe
Shit. I googled the extra crispy recipe. Turned out perfect.
He goes from wearing a mens warehouse suit to a prison suit
Why can't this get more likes lmfao
This comment deserves more hype
Most under-rated comment of this video brother
You stole an iPhone permanently locked to demo mode. Genius!
It went well with hia fake gun and fake badge
To be fair resetting a demo is actually unreasonably easy, just a factory reset will suffice and especially a demo as it wouldn’t have any prior accounts connected for security so it would just completely reset
You always can sell smartphones for parts
@@qui-gonsgin8747man tried impersonating a federal marshall he's too dumb to do that
And went to get a case for it.
Who the hell pretends to be a fed?? Honestly being a limo driver is way more impressive.
:) valid point. He probably never got a chance to act it out when he was a toddler so it comes out now inevitably.
Exactly, who the hell wants to be pretend to be a fed. Like hasn’t he thought it through when other fed shows up at the scene what he was gonna do?! I prefer to be a limo driver any day over being a fed or police.
Actually, Marshals are badasses. They get personally appointed by the president after they've been nominated by their senator. There are only 91 positions in the US and there is a mandatory retirement at age 56 (obviously not this guy lol). They have to pass fairly rigorous physical exercises each year, as well as a stringent weapon accuracy test. Their job is to find and detain the most dangerous criminals. They're basically like regular detectives but with the hardest, most dangerous arrests in the country.
@@Variety_Pack After serving 20 years between active duty and reserves it's the last job I would choose.
The ARK I think maybe he can be a person human trafficking or he could be using it to beat traffic as a limo driver or just a disguise to-steal from stores / it’s weird either way especially with all this kidnapping going on
You ever heard the phrase "dress for the job you want, not for the job you have"? Well....
Thats how it works
The man has some lofty goals at his age! Since I believe the cutoff age is 36. Unless they changed it.
Turns out its a felony sometimes
🤣🤭👍
But he's also dressed like a limo driver.
That cop was sittin on that line "congratulations... That's a felony" he cooked that one up in the squad car on the way over.... So eager to get it out 😂😂😂
Charlie Erickson Dude didn’t miss a beat saying it 😂
Spmething hes probably said 100 of times and so have others
Shit I would be too
Huh? He probably says that daily lmao reaching much
@@Jaduder405 yeah he says it all the time and still stumbled on the delivery/timing. Come up with an original idea instead of reading people's comments before you
He’s absolutely a federal marshal! He was working the iPhone case!
Apparently it was too tough for him to crack, though.
😂😂😂😂
stop
Take my up vote, you glorious SOB.
This comment deserves way more love
Baaahahahahhaha nice
Monopoly man goes straight to jail, does not pass go.
Oh he went, he got to GO to jail
😂
Do not pass Go, do not collect $200, go straight to Jail.
Britt Aliperti he didn’t pass but he did trespass.
Does not collect $800 iPhone.
I'd be checking his home for bodies. If he's impersonating a marshal he could have been taking people into "custody". Never know, dude might be a serial killer.
Or he's taking their drugs,and guns
its funny how hes banned from best buy for a year i think they said.
he might be impersonating a serial killer/psychopath🤔
Didn’t bundy and the golden state killer use a fake badge
I was thinking he was scaring people into sexual favors ! Ugh
I thought the woman’s description was spot on: over six foot, skinny Santa Claus in a suit.
Bullseye
He looks about 6’6
Not so jolly though
Barbi; maybe? that’s Santa mate, don’t believe what your parents say! they’re lying.
@Paul Mallory and illegal to impersonate santa
This one is terrifying. I hope his life was properly investigated and if there are missing people in his orbit.
I saw “Florida Man” and instantly knew this would be interesting.....
Yeah Florida is definitely looking crazier than California at this point.
Definitely all the fuckers live in FL !
No it isn’t... Maybe actually visit northern Florida and base your knowledge on the state on that instead of memes.
TH3GPS ehh, i visit orlando once every 2 ish years to see my cousins and shit gets pretty crazy pretty quick pretty often lol
@@th3gps223 yeah Florida great been living here my 23 years moved to Florida when I was 20
Impersonating a Marshal is one thing, but he really messed up when he lied about being a limo driver.
🎅 santa was driving a Cadillac
For real. That's an ultimate federal offence. I'm in shock he'd impersonate an elite fighting force of the United States limo services. Damn shame.
He really messed up talking at all lol
He needed the extra income to supplement his federal benefits.
😂😂😂😂😂😂👊🏼
Only thing I'm surprised by is that this didn't happen at Walmart
True.
Best Buy is a close second. Where I live, they deal with their fair share of crazies.
Hahahaha!!
And I’m surprised you weren’t swallowed instead.
TRUST ME THIS HAPPENS AT WALMARTS TOO,,,HUMANS ARE IDIOTS
what a strange man
I once impersonated an inmate for 5 years
Satixa XR was it fun?
And you got away with it?
Huri Think before I was about to get away with it until they realized I wasn’t even a prisoner so They gave me 3 years for impersonating an inmate for 5 years
😂🤣💩💩
Satixa XR Did U Wear An Orange 🍊 Jumpsuit ? or Black & White Stripes ?
plot twist: he is federal officer, and those were fake police officers
Nice! That's some M Night Shyamalan shit right there. 😂
@@NotDecided420 xD
@Paul C really? man indian police officers are paid really good, but still our piggies take bribes
Dun dun dunnnn
If you watch this pretending thats true it changes the vibe soooo much lmao
He's playin dual roles...cop n robber. Must have been an only child on the farm.
Lmao
🍻
😂🤣😂🤣
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😊😂😂
He has ✨ range ✨
4:35 Finally! I heard a cop say "book'em".
"He looks like a tall skinny Santa Claus" omg that description nailed it.
Nah he look like the kfc dude
@@jasonsilva8581 LMAOOOOOOOOOO omgggg hahaaa 🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
that girl is darn cute tho
@@omarel3648 so was he ❤❤
Naw he looks like monopoly guy
I just want the young kid to show up who impersonates a cop like , "what's going on here"
That's his grandfather
Haha
Ahh a call back to a different video , it’s a shared universe and everyone of these are cannon 😂😂 let’s gather the fake cop avengers!
Chris Willoughby lmfao
Lol mic drop
Legend says the following week he showed up as a Judge and let himself off on a technically.
*technicality
@@rykehuss3435 testicle*
@@Kruciate let himself off on a technicality because no one could testifycles against him.
@@Andytlp Testicely.
@@Kruciatedid he seriously impersonate a testicle? No way!.
“Congratulations, that’s a felony.” Love that quote
The instant I saw the words “Florida Man”, I clicked this video out of obligation.
William Ference me 2😂
Fun game to play when your bored: Type "Florida man" into google and go under news stories. Always some next level shit.
Florida Man is my favourite superhero
@Jimmy Zeng see what I mean? LMAO
William Ference 😂😂😂😂
3:47 - 4:23. The shortest U.S. Marshall career ever.
And crappy retirement benefits.
“I’m a federal Marshall, I have a gun”
*literally 15 seconds later*
“I’m not a federal Marshall and that is a fake gun”
RIP in peace his career
He’s probably been a fake US Marshall his whole life
Shorter than Brenden Wysynsky´s Police career
He’s a disgrace he’s deserves to do some serious time!!!
"Why are you carrying a fake gun?"
"I'm a limo driver"
His story checks out, he's free to go.
It's an older code but it checks out..
Maybe he just said his name was Fred R.L. Marshall
Next he will impersonate a real man.
DMG118 - Now THAT was funny.
Hahahahahaha
Lmao underrated comment lmao
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Call my son Jeremy DeWitt he will straighten this whole mess up
mr good welder 😂😂
TRUTH HAAHAHAHAHAHA
Na he don't need his son call his grandson Brandon 🙄
"My grandson is Charlie Zelenoff is a famous boxer. Have you heard of him"?
mr good welder LOL😂😂😂
46:07 lmfaooo the way all the cops immediately said no 🤣
You know you're getting a good one when the title starts with Florida Man.
That made me laugh so hard my ribs started hurting! 😭😂😵
Absolutely true 😅
Delaware is pretty close
I heard tale it'll be Georgia man soon
🤣 that’s mean…
C'mon, he wasn't impersonating a Marshal, he was impersonating a guy NAMED Marshal!
Slim shady
@@codiclimenhaga7234 you stole my answer!!!!
What if his name was Aaron Federal Marshall? He's not lying when he says he's A Federal Marshall.
F. Edward Marschall. My friends call me Federwerrel, so I can see how you would _think_ I was saying "federal marshal."
And he had the badge to prove it.
"You want to arrest real criminals? Go after the Geek Squad employees."
😂
Always though it was the Greek Squad...because they always F**K customers in the A$$ by ripping them off with prices on repairs!
People still call geek squad?
He looks incredibly like a hilarious comedian from the 70's JUST RUclips Foster Brooks Roast Dean Martin Funniest Foster Brooks bit on Dean Martin Roast of Don Rickles
Or point them towards Apple HQ.
Just when you thought that the mythical "Florida man" couldn't do anything to make you raise your eyebrows again, another "Florida man" gamely rises to the challenge. Bravo to "Florida men"
He a undercover U.S Marshall going undercover as a limo driver and they just blew his cover... great going cops the bad guys got away
lol
You cut out your boyfriend/husband from picture? What are you hiding fam
@@clapyourhandsnotcheeks Well she wants to show that it is her RUclips account. Not her husbands
@@uzi2k283 and how would you know that my friend, we are going off of purely speculation. What if "she" is the husband and we are making falsehoods off of preassembled fabrications.
@@clapyourhandsnotcheeks I think you are right.
Obviously he’s undercover and these guys totally blew his cover... smh
😂😂
His boss is Jeremy Dewette
Michael Key your right it came out on the news later that this Best Buy was a cover up and they were money laundering and the cops were in on it 😂
😂
@@ricardolemus1967 Now I wanna see where I can find this story. This for real?
“You’re a federal Marshall?”
“No, I said I’m Freddy Rose, who works at Marshall’s”
lmao
xd
Greg McCarthy 😂
Hahahaa
DEAD LOL
His IQ temporarily dropped from whatever it was before, to 35 when he told them he was a marshall
"I'm a U.S. Marshall"
You're a U.S. Marshall?
"No."
that's the best part lol
😃
They used their toughest interrogation techniques, but the got him to crack.
@@hockeymaskbob2942 they barely interrogated the guy... Only "who are you?"
guy: "Federal Marshall"
cops: "You're a US Marshall?"
guy: "No."
@@cosmicdarkmatter1128 that's the toughest interrogation I've ever seen in my life
He’s really screwing up his future big time, with a felony on his record he won’t be able to get in University!
😂😂😂😂 I know right.. with a real long life ahead of him lol
UNEDITED ASMR CLEANING LOVE lmao exactly what I was thinking the dudes like 60 lol
Gavin1130 he’s from the future, born in 2056
Gavin1130: yea, they'll be forced to retire him at $3,500 a month-lol.
@@markmnorcal oh no 😂😂😂
Plot Twist: The store they're at is actually a Marshall's pretending to be Best Buy
Double Plot Twist: He stole that suit from Marshall's.
It would seem the other people that commented on here are just as sad and lonely as you are. 😂
This comment is freakin brilliant. Good for you Sir
I love you all
When there’s 10 minutes gone through the video it’s this good and they’re still another 20 minutes to go. You know it’s gonna get way better.
“It’s not a real weapon”
“You’re carrying a fake weapon and you’re a federal marshal”
THAT WAS HILARIOUS 😂😂
he must've fallen for the old "desk pop" prank
That's when they said "book him"
@@AshersCoffee XDDD so truee
@@velinix7915 I like how that one officer's eyes grew very wide and he was like "Oh you're not?! Congratulations that's a federal offense!"
@@ice_wall_Occama desk pop!? NO ITS NOT REAL!!!
Before ever being caught, can you just imagine how much of an arrogant SOB he must have been acting like?
YESSSSS!!!!!
YES, he once tried to pass as Florida's State Attorney!....
And to return to the place he stole from....that deserves more jail time
@@giuseppenero110 you can get badges made ans can even buy shirts from different places that have sheriff, police and security and all that. He didn't steal the badge Im sure.
How do you know he was arrogant at all? He could have been one of the most nicest people just trying to get his name out there. Dont assume because someone is impersonating an officer is automatically gonna be arrogant.
“I don’t want to be arrested for being an asshole”...
For such an obtuse guy, that’s a surprising level of self-awareness lol!!
Ninsk Design he was just trying to downplay his offense. Ha
@@ciaagentsextillerson3857 Are you a real CIA agent...think hard before you answer that question now !
There was no self awareness. He said seconds later that he had never done this before, it was his first time. The cop asked that specifically to test his supposed remorse and self awareness. There was none. He was just saying what he knew a person with a conscience should say when caught. He continued to downplay and deny from then on.
His actual assignment is to get arrested and do under cover investigation in the jail 😂😂😂!!
It’s a sad day when the Best Buy employees are able to sniff out a under cover Federal Marshal.
Best Buy employees deal with people all the time, no surprise at all.
What? I thought the issue was the man impersonating a marshal was caught taking the display iphone? Not much detective work involved there.
@@h91rex100 that’s why saying “it’s a sad day...” is a little over dramatic.
@@h91rex100 sarcasm
They were messing with him. They knew he stole things before and kept returning to the store. They didn't do anything good or smart.
"Are you a US Marshall?"
"Depends."
"Depends on what?"
"No, I need some Depends. I just shit myself."
Slayer Mack that's hilarious
rofl!
Lmaoooooo
Slayer Mack good one lmfao
God damn it 😂
"Congratulations that's a felony" best line ever
Yeah but that was a wobbler in reality.
@@Mrmr-nw4eu yup
It would be if it were actually a felony. But it's a misdemeanor.
Timestamp?
@@Striker-bz8hf watch at 4:20 - 4:35
"Federal Marshall! I'm commandeering all of your electronic equipment!"
LOL
"I don't often impersonate a U.S. Marshall, but when I do I get my ass thrown in jail!"
geneland Classic 😂
Lol
Stay thirsty my friends
This was so funny 😂
@@AccendoWorld Thank you, my friend.
when impersonating a federal marshal isn't enough of a thrill, so you have to top it off by shoplifting a best buy.... :(
@[REDACTED] 'Nøkk' [REDACTED] i prefer Walmart it’s easier to steal from
@[REDACTED] 'Nøkk' [REDACTED]
My friends and I work at Walmart. We didn’t get paid enough to deal with bullshit. If someone is stealing, we are not stopping them. We just tell our supervisors.
@@ogpk3 ?
😂🤣
@[REDACTED] “it do be my favorite store tho”?
You should have paid more attention in English class 😅
“Officer...Officer... will please just call my boss Jeremy Dewitte.. He can vouch for me.. Officer can I please see your Sargent..”
Excuse me but Jeremy Dewitte is a state certified officer per Flordia statute!
david webster Listen here, SERGEANT! He's carrying around a fake badge and gun just for fun, SERGEANT! He's state certified to falsely identify as a federal agent, SERGEANT! Nothing wrong with that, SERGEANT! Have you ever seen The Bourne Idenity, SERGEANT!!!? Give him a pass, SERGEANT!!!!😂🤣
CM20001 XD
Lmao good one!! 🤣
Jeremy Dewitte is gonna always be the bitt of every joke on his picture
This is embarrassing, good lord he is to old to be playing this type of game.
Well I mean, Best Buy has employees that pretend they know what they're talking about....
Especially with BOSE speakers.
Haha! I remember reading on twitter some guy admitting to how all it takes is some creativity to pull stuff out of their ass when they are trying to sell you things.
WOODS WIZARD obviously. It’s a joke.
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No less than 2 of them on their cellphones caught on camera. I'm surprised they saw this guy at all.
Dude walked in there like I'm US Marshall I need these items don't ask me any questions lol
Technically they can only do that with cars
Like he's fucking Jason Bourne or something
@@TonyGilbert1 no they can't
If u say anything about commandeering a vehicle in a police interview you will be rejected
Paul Laredo 😂Priceless👍🏻
He's a FOOL with a capital F.
"What are you?"
"I'm a federal marshal."
"So you're a federal marshal?"
"No."
The Imperial Engineer prime example of yes but no
@@Pv488 The official "And you're a federal marshal?"
*Well yes but actually no*
The Imperial Engineer HAHAAH
Cant upvote ur comment, stupid bug
"What are you?"
"I am a marshmallow marshalling Martian"
Damn he’s not even a limo driver!! He’s a regular driver with a suspended license!
Think this guy took "dress for the job you want" a little to seriously
too
he's a limo driver, he's probably supposed to dress like that
🤣🤣🤣
😼
Just a little over dressed for a supposed Deputy U.S. Marshal.
Most of the ones I have worked along side wore t-shirts/jeans/boots/hats in the field. A lot more casual.
I once impersonated a body builder and went to the gym.
@Steve FG - I once impersonated a nice guy to get laid.
@@jiujudo1307 I hope you got laid my brother
@@theunluckycharm9637
Nice guys never do
@@AlphaQHard maybe that’s why it’s was “once”
If it was my gym I would say " congratulations you just got a 3 month free subscription to my gym for impersonating a body builder "
Why would anyone think they could get away with impersonating a police officer to other police officers?
Someone that tought it was a good idea to impersonate a police officer
@@oxeroth And go back to the same store he stole from before.
Stupidity
Stupidity
Tex Chu He wanted too commit the crime and then go back and solve it.
Double personalities.
They need to be doing a deep history investigation on this guy. Those impersonating Law Enforcement often have a lengthy history of abduction and other unsavory stuff!
When are people going to learn that the moment you see cops is when you are supposed to shut your mouth until you get a lawyer?
lol
will a limo driver pretending to be a lawyer be ok?
Because they panic, most people think remaining silent is an admission of guilt (when its not though)
Was he ever Mirandized? I didn't hear it.
Goes along with the "they are rreally mechanics pretending" thread. You're onto something there!
He went in a few days before to do the theft, then went back that day to solve it.
Trying to keep job security.
Haha that made me chuckle
Lol
reverse stonks
😂😂😂😂
I'm still amused that you carry a fake gun. Lol lmao he's like role playing air soft and they aren't!
That how you shot for real tho, lol
In Canada, owning or carrying a fake or replica hand gun is illegal and since it falls under restricted weapons it is a serious crime. (which is kind of a pisser since I'd love to have a colt navy but no way in hell can I afford a real one).
You'd think a limo driver would carry a real gun
He knows it is against the law to say he is a Federal Marshall!
Impersonator: "and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for them meddling best buy employees"
Ruby ruby ruuuu Where are you??!?!?!
Scooby doo
I once impersonated a best buy employee and sold myself an ipad
you were probably the most qualified employee that day!
I hope this is true
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hope you got the employee discount
So you stole an iPad is what youre saying?
His wife is home dressed as an inmate..they were just role playing- he was coming in for a camera
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! 🤦🏻♀️
Bruh the fact that you said that makes me thinks if he has something more to hide. Maybe like a bunker filled with missing people... fuucckkk bro I'm tripping out
Actually that sounds hot, but role play doesn't usually go that far lol more likely he is an up and coming serial killer. May have killed already, who knows, but make no mistake he is a dangerous individual
Well the did say the handcuffs were the only thing missing lmao!! That’s why he said so I’m done for the day? Lmao his wife is at home handcuffed to the bed and they r done for a few days
🤣
Santa, who has been on Slim Fast and Jenny Craig, was disguised as a federal marshal while stocking up on holiday gifts. He couldn't meet the demands for new phones at his factory with the chip shortage and all, so he had to grab some from Best Buy. I don't see why the cops won't let him go. Way to ruin Christmas
He meant his name is Marshal and he’s from the U.S
That's what i would have said
Lol
Nah, his last name is Marshal. His first name is Federal.
Ohhhh! Damn it’s all just a big misunderstanding poor skinny Santa
Tyrone Harris 😂😂