Serial Police Impersonator: Chicago Edition

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  • Опубликовано: 20 фев 2020
  • When Detective John Allen of the Windermere Police Department recently interviewed Jeremy Dewitte, your hero claimed that he hadn't been in trouble in ten years.
    Audio from that interview is at the end of this video:
    "You've not been arrested at all in ten years?"
    "Other than the registration thing that Ms. _____ got me in trouble for, yes."
    "That's the only time in ten years you've been arrested?"
    "Yes."
    "You weren't arrested in Chicago recently?"
    At the time of that interview, Detective Allen was only in possession of the arrest report from Chicago Police Department. He did not have the body camera footage, exclusively obtained by Real World Police this week. For reasons that will become obvious as you watch the video, "the arrest report" and "what actually happened" tell pretty different stories.
    Some key lines that did not make the report:
    "Where's my badge, Rania!?!"
    "I have my badge and my identification in the car!"
    "This guy is a police officer."
    "I'm doing this because you're an officer, correct?" ["Yes, sir."]
    "He's a state certified Federal agent."
    Your favorite police impersonator was hard at work, doing his thing in Chicago.
    It should be noted that, as far as anyone has been able to determine, Jeremy Dewitte is not a "state-certified" anything. Not in Florida, nor anywhere else. Florida does not certify funeral escort companies and Metro State doesn't even have a business license to operate in Orange County.
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Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @hygrometer
    @hygrometer 4 года назад +12435

    "youre an officer correct?" "yes sir" lol

    • @Ryfinius
      @Ryfinius 4 года назад +886

      roger that, sergeant

    • @anonony9081
      @anonony9081 4 года назад +815

      That's called evidence baby. Hook line and sinker, he has zero defense after that.

    • @anotherguy8093
      @anotherguy8093 4 года назад +774

      Starting a gofundme for a bra

    • @lucycarter1632
      @lucycarter1632 4 года назад +201

      An officer in flip flops- standard uniform!!

    • @shell6927
      @shell6927 4 года назад +426

      @@anotherguy8093 She doesn't need a bra she need scaffolding 😬

  • @YourDriver
    @YourDriver 4 года назад +5483

    This guy has been arrested so much I feel like I am on the 4th season

  • @donatelloslappafello1108
    @donatelloslappafello1108 3 года назад +4554

    He can't even go on vacation without playing fake cop. Amazing dedication!

    • @JaneDoe-ep6xj
      @JaneDoe-ep6xj 3 года назад +174

      Oh officer jeremy wasn’t on vacation.. he was there picking up a ambulance to extend his business o fakery.
      This level of delusions gets no days off.

    • @blewyd
      @blewyd 3 года назад +53

      Nah, he was doing his funeral service job but the funeral went across the country to Chicago.

    • @andrewfields8556
      @andrewfields8556 3 года назад +8

      Comment of the year...

    • @ontologicallysteve7765
      @ontologicallysteve7765 3 года назад +12

      The original pronunciation of Jeremy's name is 'Dimwit'. For the purpose of deflection, it has since been changed. Jeremy's actions have officially made this effort null and void.

    • @arthsvic6828
      @arthsvic6828 3 года назад +9

      lmao dude became famous doing his shit and it feels like people can't hate, reason is he's entertaining so it's quite funny

  • @johnnyruby3904
    @johnnyruby3904 Год назад +655

    About every 6 months I do a Jeremy Dewit marathon.

    • @bretrodrigues475
      @bretrodrigues475 Год назад +19

      Lmfao!! Sounds like me. Makes me realize my issues aren't that bad after all°

    • @ohthosemorons1356
      @ohthosemorons1356 Год назад +6

      I'm just like you buddy. I do the same thing. It never gets too old for me. Lately I've been deep into the other moron's (Darrell Brooks) videos trial for killing 6 and injuring 62 others with his car when he mowed them down in a parade. Can't get enough.

    • @johnnyruby3904
      @johnnyruby3904 Год назад +1

      @@ohthosemorons1356 I’m going to check that one out

    • @MA-uf5dg
      @MA-uf5dg 11 месяцев назад +3

      bro same here

    • @acegambit777
      @acegambit777 11 месяцев назад

      Get a life maybe

  • @AlanTClark
    @AlanTClark 7 месяцев назад +95

    " I'm a state certified agent!"
    Jeremy has been milking that sentence for years! 😂

    • @frankvqz3799
      @frankvqz3799 5 месяцев назад

      Correction = “I am a certified state agent”

    • @mcblasty
      @mcblasty 2 дня назад

      What's the significance of saying that he is "state certified"? I don't get it.

  • @bark1actual785
    @bark1actual785 4 года назад +6205

    Jeremy’s so deep under cover that even the feds don’t know he’s a cop

    • @BoulevardFan28
      @BoulevardFan28 4 года назад +225

      That's because he's a _state-certified_ federal officer. It's like a back door to being a fed 😂

    • @sfmc98
      @sfmc98 4 года назад +211

      "If captured, we will deny all knowledge of you."

    • @sunrise7236
      @sunrise7236 4 года назад +35

      Exactly what i was thinking! he gives them all the undercover signs ! He even tells them after they dont pick up the signs... bad cops!

    • @MrGphilli34
      @MrGphilli34 4 года назад +114

      He's a sovereign federal officer. He appointed himself.

    • @banjopete
      @banjopete 4 года назад +12

      Jimmy TwoToes , that’s REAL deep.

  • @AndrewK88
    @AndrewK88 3 года назад +2577

    When the cop said “I’m doing this for you because you’re an officer” he came in his pants.

  • @viribusunitis8617
    @viribusunitis8617 8 месяцев назад +178

    At this point, the majority of Jeremy's life is documented on police bodycam and courthouse footage.

    • @markg0410
      @markg0410 4 месяца назад +1

      I heard that The Truman Show was initially based on Dewitte's life, but because he was such a badass, it was rewritten and given a new name - The Bourne Identity.

    • @savagegiraffe1
      @savagegiraffe1 Месяц назад +1

      Lol jeremy also wore a body cam while doing funeral escorts and filmed all of the illegal shit he was doing too

    • @2200Stinger
      @2200Stinger Месяц назад

      Don’t forget his own body cam!

    • @beachz101
      @beachz101 18 дней назад

      I know actual police officers who don’t spend as much time in police cars as Jeremy.

  • @tomfuller5585
    @tomfuller5585 Год назад +237

    You have to give Jeremy credit. He is consistent.

    • @TrapGodd1017
      @TrapGodd1017 Год назад +10

      Very, very passionate and dedicated to his job 👏🏾👏🏾 i wish my work ethic was like his 😕

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Год назад +1

      Lies again? Actual Police Interview

    • @tony9305
      @tony9305 Год назад +1

      Consistent at being a delusional simp.

    • @stanleygoering4856
      @stanleygoering4856 2 месяца назад

      Consistently full of shit!

  • @jamiemccarroll5885
    @jamiemccarroll5885 4 года назад +2040

    Mr Dewitte isn't even legally married, his been impersonating a husband for several years.

    • @derekfletcher4354
      @derekfletcher4354 4 года назад +78

      One thing you have to give him credit for not impersonating........, a psychopath.

    • @MoAli-wm4of
      @MoAli-wm4of 4 года назад +59

      She got off lucky in that case .. she can still make a clean break an try to pretend like this was all a bad dream while he completes his sentence

    • @cjswag
      @cjswag 4 года назад +26

      J K I like the term “Crisco Sandbags” from how they’re sweaty as they hang down to her belt line.

    • @ronniejamesdio3929
      @ronniejamesdio3929 4 года назад +27

      @@JK-wf2sq tummy TiTS ! That's Great never heard that one I'm using that from now on

    • @JB-wg8id
      @JB-wg8id 4 года назад +34

      Wow, he's got a micropeen AND he's not a cop? Burger King line cooks got more going for this dude

  • @woodeyelyegaming1401
    @woodeyelyegaming1401 3 года назад +1718

    Internet: Will you click on another Jermy Dimwitt video?
    Me: Roger, Sergent.

    • @chiefkatiehawke7317
      @chiefkatiehawke7317 3 года назад +3

      @WoodEyeLye Gaming - Sir, git it right will ya?! It’s “Rah-jor Sar-jint”!!🙄🤣

    • @tristansundquist1834
      @tristansundquist1834 3 года назад +8

      @@chiefkatiehawke7317 Nah it’s just sarn’t

    • @alexg5513
      @alexg5513 3 года назад +3

      I think I've clicked on them all at this stage 😅😅. He just cannot control himself 🥴

    • @mikeheavener2510
      @mikeheavener2510 3 года назад +3

      That saga continues

    • @user-hi8jf1hu4p
      @user-hi8jf1hu4p 3 года назад +3

      I first saw a video about this guy a few hours ago and have been very entertained.

  • @TheDD5623
    @TheDD5623 Год назад +156

    The way the officer shut the door at 4:43 when Jeremy was still talking was gold.

    • @No-rl9wn
      @No-rl9wn Год назад +9

      19:16 too 😂😂

    • @Skank_and_Gutterboy
      @Skank_and_Gutterboy Год назад +5

      Yep, that's a patented cop move. Right when they're delivering the punch line to their rant, SLAM! "Here's what I think of that, buddy!"

    • @Mikeb-NH
      @Mikeb-NH Год назад +3

      @@No-rl9wnThat was definitely a time stamp worth pressing a few times. Sa-Sergeant! (Slam) 😆

  • @leonardebron6032
    @leonardebron6032 9 месяцев назад +15

    Bro references Metro-State like it’s the Justice League.😂

  • @IntoTheNothing1
    @IntoTheNothing1 4 года назад +2610

    this dude is trying to get arrested in every city i guess.

    • @allesschwarz_liebe5871
      @allesschwarz_liebe5871 4 года назад +21

      A A lmfaooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you act like that’s his goal in life

    • @Yankeepride03
      @Yankeepride03 4 года назад +156

      When he’s finished with all 50 states and U.S. territories it’s time for his world tour.

    • @107glen
      @107glen 4 года назад +1

      A A 😂😂😂😂

    • @thornie123
      @thornie123 4 года назад +40

      We need T shirts made up “DEWIT DUMBASS WORLD TOUR 2020” listing every city. Lol

    • @allenbanks602
      @allenbanks602 4 года назад +12

      Worst world tour ever. I really hope he makes it to Bangkok.

  • @James-yi1vk
    @James-yi1vk 3 года назад +2048

    Dewitt is my personal hero. He makes me feel like I'm amazing in every way because I'm not him.

    • @SugarDannyyu
      @SugarDannyyu 3 года назад +20

      He makes me feel terrible because his English expression ability is much better than mine. If I get into that situation, I will not be able to express myself at all.

    • @PneumaNoose
      @PneumaNoose 3 года назад +14

      Lmfao omfg I laughed so hard at this

    • @Doug.the.welder-hj6cq
      @Doug.the.welder-hj6cq 3 года назад

      @James lmfao that shits funny

    • @brandonbilek5307
      @brandonbilek5307 3 года назад +8

      Don’t call him a hero

    • @razexl9064
      @razexl9064 3 года назад +3

      I rather not be able to speak English then be a bigger goof then Jeremy, plus his good talk will get him no where when his in prison.

  • @Based_4444
    @Based_4444 Год назад +113

    Lock this guy up. He is and always has been a danger to society. It's going to end badly.

    • @GameplayCrush
      @GameplayCrush 10 месяцев назад

      They can't lock him up, every time they get him in court he just impersonates the Chief Justice of the United States, and overrules the judge.

    • @spadez8618
      @spadez8618 9 месяцев назад

      It's chicago.. they can't even handle rampaging teenagers... They stand no chance against the might of Dewit

    • @planetcaravan2925
      @planetcaravan2925 8 месяцев назад +1

      He has been in prison for a while, fool

    • @elvickRULES
      @elvickRULES 6 месяцев назад +5

      @@planetcaravan2925unless he’s serving life it’s not enough, fool.

    • @N7_Jedi
      @N7_Jedi 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@elvickRULESfool who you 2 fools calling fools, fools.

  • @redadamearth
    @redadamearth 8 месяцев назад +10

    "I'm a state-approved certified agent for what we do." What? LOL

  • @Realwademasters
    @Realwademasters 4 года назад +433

    Who ever told this guy “fake it until you make it “probably should have explained in better detail 😂

    • @VenturiLife
      @VenturiLife 4 года назад +7

      lol ... fake it till you make it to Metro State security officer, then Stop. Now it's "Stop... get some Help..."

    • @harrylarry4672
      @harrylarry4672 4 года назад +1

      He use to be a cop so it more like fake it cuz you lost it

    • @thebizend
      @thebizend 4 года назад

      Blades For Days 😂😂😂😂😂👍👍

    • @VioletJoy
      @VioletJoy 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @timmywitty1432
      @timmywitty1432 2 года назад

      Harty larry...he has never been a cop, he is a registered sex offender.

  • @vani_isreading
    @vani_isreading 4 года назад +3867

    I feel like I’ve gotten to know Jeremy Dewitte more during this quarantine than I have the people I live with

    • @WarriorVinyard
      @WarriorVinyard 4 года назад +102

      I've been on a Jeremy Dewitte binge all day. This guy should be on reality tv.

    • @stevesand8845
      @stevesand8845 4 года назад +28

      Lol me too! I was just thinking that

    • @dharvinraj2314
      @dharvinraj2314 4 года назад +72

      Im from Malaysia, now i know him too. Dewitte is international famous

    • @I-wrote-this-about
      @I-wrote-this-about 4 года назад +57

      I'm from the UK and I feel like I've known him for years

    • @YouGotsTheRabies
      @YouGotsTheRabies 4 года назад +18

      These are crazy times.

  • @jamesburch716
    @jamesburch716 Год назад +23

    Gets the opportunity to apologize and still turns it into a argument lol

    • @pete904ni
      @pete904ni 6 месяцев назад +1

      "I'm sorry but really it's your fault I acted like this" 10:28

  • @thechazdarby
    @thechazdarby 6 месяцев назад +14

    That screwdriver wasn't the biggest freaking TOOL in this video🤣

  • @jackwalter3913
    @jackwalter3913 4 года назад +2363

    I’m tired of Orange County harassing me!
    * leaves Florida
    * gets arrested in Chicago

    • @gusrtw20
      @gusrtw20 4 года назад +40

      @Chad K he got tired of the police harassing him in Chicago

    • @mikelomeli1316
      @mikelomeli1316 4 года назад +12

      Haha no shit

    • @pyro7602
      @pyro7602 4 года назад +22

      He couldn't pull this crap off in Illinois he would get shot.

    • @frankperla86
      @frankperla86 4 года назад +15

      This was before Florida, this guy doesn’t learn anything

    • @JohnDoe-sd4ou
      @JohnDoe-sd4ou 4 года назад +6

      He had better opportunity in Florida...

  • @robot_spider
    @robot_spider 3 года назад +964

    "Where's my BADGE?!" Still in the box of Captain Crunch, buddy.

    • @jeremydewitte5952
      @jeremydewitte5952 3 года назад +7

      I was looking for my state certified I.D, I never once said I'm a cop. watch it again.

    • @robot_spider
      @robot_spider 3 года назад +11

      @@jeremydewitte5952 I never said YOU said you were a cop, but you definitely yelled to your wife "WHERE'S MY BADGE?". I'm not sitting through the whole thing again to find the time code.

    • @jeremydewitte5952
      @jeremydewitte5952 3 года назад

      @@robot_spider I know perfectly well what I said fuck nut, I had a Metro State badge in my room.

    • @robot_spider
      @robot_spider 3 года назад +24

      @@jeremydewitte5952 Your Metro State badge, that meant absolutely nothing in Chicago and essentially proves you are a pretend wannabe cop? Oh, that's right, it means nothing in Florida either, does it? At any rate, I assume this isn't actually Jeremy DeWitte. I have to imagine he's got better things to do than have internet fights. I mean, he's got what, a dozen court cases against him? lol "Fuck nut"... classic Jeremy...

    • @jeremydewitte5952
      @jeremydewitte5952 3 года назад +3

      @@robot_spider I'm not a wanna be cop, I am motor one from metro state, I have never said I am a cop.
      Firemen, security services, paramedics all have badges are they all pretend cops? i told them i am a state certified officer and that is what i am!, a badge is mearly to prove what I told them.
      I'm not involved with any funerals today and I dont have as many court cases as everyone seems to think.
      RWP has edited videos so much to confuse ignorant people like yourselves. come and look on out Metro State youtube channel to see what we really get up too!
      Also I told them multiple times I am Metro State and RWP purposely edited the videos to miss it out because there was some confusion at the time on the police's side to what Metro State is.

  • @privateassman8839
    @privateassman8839 Год назад +51

    If you have to force an apology out of someone, that person's apology means nothing. Jeremy should've been charged

    • @ellisjames7192
      @ellisjames7192 Год назад +6

      He truly should have been charged for throwing the chairs. Not one, but six. He threw one chair while the cops were there.

    • @giftedfox4748
      @giftedfox4748 Год назад +11

      Towards the end where they show the arrest report, he did get charged for three different things.

  • @polkatronixx
    @polkatronixx 9 месяцев назад +7

    That's the worst apology I've heard in a long time.

  • @banditkeef3864
    @banditkeef3864 3 года назад +576

    Poor cops don’t know metro-state has international jurisdiction

  • @mmatthews61687
    @mmatthews61687 4 года назад +1906

    He pretend to protecc
    He quick to attacc
    You're not a real cop Jeremy
    Put your hands behind your bacc

  • @dylanalbuquerque4854
    @dylanalbuquerque4854 Год назад +49

    Anyone else binge watching JD arrest/court vids? 😂

    • @DeanLordUK
      @DeanLordUK 10 месяцев назад +4

      Back again!

    • @deanoost9599
      @deanoost9599 10 месяцев назад +1

      I feel very sorry for his wife. Can't imagine how that relationship works. I mean...she's probably a bit nuts too, but he's a monster. Do they have children?

    • @x316RiotMakerx
      @x316RiotMakerx 9 месяцев назад +2

      I check in on him every quarter or so

    • @lizzimmermann7164
      @lizzimmermann7164 2 месяца назад +1

      I’m home from work with the flu. I have fallen down a rabbit hole. Hard.

    • @KleoTheServiceDog
      @KleoTheServiceDog 2 месяца назад

      @@lizzimmermann7164same

  • @boogaturk8363
    @boogaturk8363 7 месяцев назад +7

    Sometimes, late in the evening as the sun is setting behind me, I'll walk to the edge of Lake Michigan in Kenowhere, and I swear, I can hear the old calls of, "C'mon Sergeant," carry across the cresting waves from Chicago.

  • @jamesporter6288
    @jamesporter6288 4 года назад +424

    The cop closing the door in his stupid face as he's yelling SERGEANT SERGEANT ... That was so satisfying

    • @happydays4551
      @happydays4551 4 года назад +1

      @@CDN0128 almost sounds french A.

    • @ronnieholt3863
      @ronnieholt3863 4 года назад +1

      WORD

    • @jamesporter6288
      @jamesporter6288 4 года назад

      @@CDN0128 my bad... I'm kinda dumb so thanks for the correction

    • @ShawshankR3demption
      @ShawshankR3demption 4 года назад +4

      I came

    • @hayesman76
      @hayesman76 4 года назад +3

      James Porter
      For a moment it reminded me of the guy in the subway video incessantly yelling, “CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM! CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM! ...”

  • @G.GordonMidi
    @G.GordonMidi 3 года назад +538

    "Why's he acting like a moron?"
    oh, he ain't acting!

  • @tomfuller5585
    @tomfuller5585 Год назад +26

    "Can you apologize without being snotty?" Officer, you might as well ask a leopard, 'Can you change your spots?"

  • @rodrootlessmf3538
    @rodrootlessmf3538 Год назад +10

    His t-shirt of "tactical division" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @clopez3901
    @clopez3901 4 года назад +1144

    Jeremy Dewite has 99 problems and being a cop ain't one.

    • @bdiff
      @bdiff 4 года назад +8

      C Lopez Hit Me!!!!

    • @working2bselfsufficient724
      @working2bselfsufficient724 4 года назад +17

      Sure he has enough problems trying to wrangle them tatas around in bed.

    • @lazytyrantthao4637
      @lazytyrantthao4637 4 года назад +3

      Lol 😂 thinking the same.

    • @molonlabe9635
      @molonlabe9635 4 года назад +9

      he is the fake officer we never asked for but the one we needed

    • @allenbanks602
      @allenbanks602 4 года назад +3

      Being an idiot may be tho. 🤔

  • @1601tgc
    @1601tgc 3 года назад +606

    When this blows up as the next Netflix Documentary phenomenon, I can say I was there from the beginning!

    • @nancyjones6780
      @nancyjones6780 3 года назад +8

      You just gave a lot of people a good idea!

    • @norms3913
      @norms3913 3 года назад +4

      Make a good episode of dirty jobs lol

    • @bradleyward285
      @bradleyward285 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣

    • @karlisrubenis
      @karlisrubenis 3 года назад +1

      Lol . Nice

    • @timothinking9855
      @timothinking9855 3 года назад +9

      I'm already working on it but every time I reach out to Jeremy for and interview he wants to speak to my sergeant...

  • @ellisjames7192
    @ellisjames7192 Год назад +26

    "he pulled a screwdriver" Yeah AFTER you threw chairs at him. Jeremy never told the cops that.

    • @Wallflower801
      @Wallflower801 3 месяца назад

      SIX! From a high balcony. And what amazes me more is he does all this dumb shit 💯 sober too. 😂

    • @fayezentner2244
      @fayezentner2244 2 месяца назад +1

      He had a screwdriver to release the linked

    • @MyersMayertogether4evr
      @MyersMayertogether4evr 2 месяца назад

      Heavy ass steel chairs too not some cheap plastic deck chair

  • @cwatson42785
    @cwatson42785 8 месяцев назад +12

    That Sargent is wholesome as can be lol. Seems like a honest, even tempered and fair guy. Props to him

    • @jmeponte972
      @jmeponte972 7 месяцев назад +2

      Not to wholesome..he said the only reason why he was letting him off was cause" he was an officer". If it were you or I we would've been gone no questions asked.

  • @bernietoth
    @bernietoth 4 года назад +392

    "Youve gotta eat humble pie on this one." Clearly this guy has NO prior experience with Jeremy Dewitte

    • @carlosmatos9848
      @carlosmatos9848 4 года назад +14

      Lol, no humble pie for him, just inserting his own foot into his mouth.

    • @NomadxElliot
      @NomadxElliot 4 года назад +11

      He believed he was an agent... He definitely doesn't know this guy.

    • @annehaight9963
      @annehaight9963 3 года назад +1

      @Chad Mower If he was taken to the station, he was arrested. Dude just cannot tell the truth, even when his lies are easily uncovered.

  • @buddhafyre
    @buddhafyre 3 года назад +609

    So Jeremy is taking his show on the road.... Can't wait for the LAPD episode.

    • @s2kidd899
      @s2kidd899 3 года назад +28

      That and NYPD would be great they have no patience for this kinda shit

    • @benjaminacosta2582
      @benjaminacosta2582 3 года назад

      Lol! So true!

    • @marivee6040
      @marivee6040 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣

    • @SarahDigsHockey
      @SarahDigsHockey 3 года назад +2

      yeah....except the LAPD doesn't arrest anyone anymore.

    • @kryptism
      @kryptism 3 года назад

      Would like to see him in Miami next!

  • @beachz101
    @beachz101 6 месяцев назад +8

    The tow truck driver was soooo lucky. Normally, these airborne special forces guys never miss when they throw chairs!

  • @thom8728
    @thom8728 Год назад +13

    This guy can't go ten minutes without getting arrested.

  • @potff
    @potff 4 года назад +410

    I want to see this guy escape prison by impersonating a guard and then impersonate the us marshals looking for him

  • @Lost_AtSea_
    @Lost_AtSea_ 3 года назад +665

    Where's my badge, where's my badge! My funeral escort badge!!

    • @lukevader7589
      @lukevader7589 3 года назад +18

      Where's my Federal Funeral Escort Agent!

    • @sergeantslug6535
      @sergeantslug6535 3 года назад +7

      Lol I can’t stand this imposter

    • @humboldtharry4248
      @humboldtharry4248 3 года назад +11

      It’s his police merit badge, his most prized possession. Show some respect please sergeant!

    • @sergeantslug6535
      @sergeantslug6535 3 года назад +1

      @@humboldtharry4248 😂👌🏻

    • @doreenplischke7645
      @doreenplischke7645 3 года назад +1

      🤣👌🏼

  • @freshmike1952
    @freshmike1952 7 месяцев назад +8

    Jeremy has absolutely no interpersonal skills or emotional intelligence. From every video I've ever seen of him, he makes the situation so much worse, just by the way he acts. "Sargent! Sargent! Please Sargent!"

  • @firetruck988
    @firetruck988 4 месяца назад +4

    The most concerning thing here is even with the way he acted (poorly) they still believed he was an officer.

  • @itsmewallis
    @itsmewallis 4 года назад +367

    Jeremy really should become the channel mascot.

    • @ItsToXxy
      @ItsToXxy 4 года назад +4

      You got my vote on that! 😂

    • @termlesshalo
      @termlesshalo 4 года назад

      ToxicSunshine dude yes! 🤣😂

  • @guychi-chifly950
    @guychi-chifly950 4 года назад +346

    Dude was forced to eat humble pie and still ended up getting arrested.

    • @P1LLSTV
      @P1LLSTV 4 года назад +1

      Forest Whitaker's Eye yuuup

    • @JK-wf2sq
      @JK-wf2sq 4 года назад +1

      Drat....forgot I threatened to bring my bb gun downstairs with me!

    • @calvinengle2020
      @calvinengle2020 4 года назад +1

      @Gamble Family 45107 did you actually watch til the end??

    • @southjerseysound7340
      @southjerseysound7340 4 года назад +8

      The funny part is that had he actually listened and actually did it, he might have gotten away with it. But when he tried to act like he did nothing and got loud with the guy when he was supposed to apologise,is when he dug the rest of his grave. If he was like I'm sorry, it's a misunderstanding and I know you are doing your job..... I'll take the towing up with the building and take care of the damage with your boss....... and got the tow truck out of there. The cops wouldn't have put the rest of the pieces together and realized that he was a lying pos 😂

    • @HELL0NESSA
      @HELL0NESSA 3 года назад +4

      Because he straight up lied and said he was a cop. Lol all he had to do was shut up. He can't help himself

  • @lingling21100
    @lingling21100 Год назад +8

    Never trust anyone that says, " I won't lie to you" Most likely they are about to lie

  • @seanycaufield6809
    @seanycaufield6809 Год назад +8

    Every time Jeremy says sergeant an Angel 😇 gets it’s wings

  • @danielmcgillis270
    @danielmcgillis270 4 года назад +524

    He is probably out right now yelling at people for not sheltering in place.

    • @churchpoint89
      @churchpoint89 4 года назад +13

      Bruhhhh THis comment wins!!! @daniel mcgillis

    • @Chrislav7
      @Chrislav7 4 года назад +5

      Best comment I've seen in a long time 😂

    • @cameronmadsen4683
      @cameronmadsen4683 4 года назад +3

      LMAOOOOOOOOOO

    • @gyarddog1935
      @gyarddog1935 4 года назад +16

      Carrying around a tape measure making sure people are 6 ft away from one another

    • @jasonwashere8016
      @jasonwashere8016 4 года назад +1

      Well than he would be doing a good thing.

  • @maxmerton
    @maxmerton 3 года назад +413

    There are two things you need to know about Jeremy Dewitte:
    1. He will never stop lying;
    2. He will never accept that he’s in the wrong.

    • @militaryjunkie6207
      @militaryjunkie6207 3 года назад +31

      3. He will always be a officer

    • @maxmerton
      @maxmerton 3 года назад +1

      Doug Dickerson Did he make his bond?!

    • @maxmerton
      @maxmerton 3 года назад +1

      Marshal Murat Er, no. Your #3 is fictitious.

    • @SteveV6206
      @SteveV6206 3 года назад +1

      4. He will never be a cop

    • @claytonbjornson
      @claytonbjornson 3 года назад +3

      He's a fast talker... But its all bs

  • @justinthomas2805
    @justinthomas2805 Год назад +8

    He never knows when to shut tf up. He can’t even shut tf enough an fake apologize with blaming someone else to get out of trouble.

  • @23michaelb84
    @23michaelb84 8 месяцев назад +8

    Jeremy never fails to create good police impersonator content!

  • @gilbertoavina6156
    @gilbertoavina6156 4 года назад +241

    He said "sergeant" almost as many times as he said when he got arrested in Florida.

    • @Name-oz4lq
      @Name-oz4lq 4 года назад +5

      Gilberto Avina he says it in a condescending manner, too, as if they should be ashamed of their position, which is ironic since he’s pretending to be the same thing. 🙄

    • @steiny3353
      @steiny3353 4 года назад +2

      Gilberto Avina..Yeah. He seems to like the sound of that word, very much."Sergeant"

    • @HadeGVO
      @HadeGVO 4 года назад

      Gilberto Avina ahahha omg amen 😹😹😹

    • @WarrenAAndrews
      @WarrenAAndrews 4 года назад

      16:34

    • @mulonzee8773
      @mulonzee8773 3 года назад

      That's how officers catch him everytime

  • @mattkeller2466
    @mattkeller2466 4 года назад +322

    Holy Jesus, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

    • @DawnPatrol21
      @DawnPatrol21 4 года назад +7

      WHY am I not surprised? At this point, we might start seeing videos of him getting arrested overseas too. Maybe he has done some kind of fake private contract work in other countries.

    • @cygnustsp
      @cygnustsp 4 года назад +3

      Its totally insane. It's almost like this guy does it on purpose to achieve notoriety.

    • @luisguevara7402
      @luisguevara7402 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @dylanlaughlin6715
      @dylanlaughlin6715 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @EmperorNonya
      @EmperorNonya 2 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @slipperysloper3721
    @slipperysloper3721 11 месяцев назад +4

    *handcuffs being put on Jeremy
    Jeremy: “I wanna press charges”
    😂😂😂

  • @tomfuller5585
    @tomfuller5585 Год назад +14

    "I promise, this isn't going to go the way you're planning, Sergeant!" Well...yeah, Jeremy, actually it did.

  • @ayeshayesh6097
    @ayeshayesh6097 3 года назад +383

    It’s so cringe when he says roger, u can tell he wanted to be a police officer his whole life.

    • @luvleeana
      @luvleeana 3 года назад +12

      Omg... that made me vomit

    • @bill3085
      @bill3085 3 года назад +43

      Lol well he should have not became a registered sex offender lol. I’m glad this guy is never able to be a cop. I wouldn’t trust him to be a garbage man

    • @dieselscience
      @dieselscience 3 года назад +18

      There are multiple videos of him impersonating a US Army officer, also. The big give away is he can't get the uniform put together correctly.

    • @bill3085
      @bill3085 3 года назад +5

      @@dieselscience the guy is a walking joke at this point.

    • @bill3085
      @bill3085 3 года назад +2

      @Drum God he can’t do either because he’s a convicted felon due to his sexual involvement with a girl that was under age.

  • @sciomancy6
    @sciomancy6 4 года назад +539

    Sociopaths are bullies until questioned. Then they're the victim

    • @DailyScratcher
      @DailyScratcher 4 года назад +19

      Damn dude that's a perfect analogy

    • @mmatthews61687
      @mmatthews61687 4 года назад +5

      Yo see the way he spoke to his wife? "You're going to have to fill out a statement RIGHT NOW!"

    • @uncleremus5046
      @uncleremus5046 4 года назад +3

      My ex wife fits your brilliant analysis perfectly!

    • @northlandgaming7913
      @northlandgaming7913 4 года назад +2

      Same with libtards, not tryna start a political debate tho

    • @DanimalLawlz
      @DanimalLawlz 4 года назад +2

      @@northlandgaming7913 The lunar landing was fake, not trying to start a lunar landing debate tho

  • @BAK3D
    @BAK3D 10 месяцев назад +5

    It warms my heart everytime I see a real officer slap cuffs on Jeremy DeWitteLESS.

  • @eamonnbyrne8400
    @eamonnbyrne8400 2 месяца назад +2

    Dimwitt has the cop saying "Your a cop right" on loop in his Spank Bank videos so he can watch it over and over until he is empty. LOL🤣

  • @RonMotta1972
    @RonMotta1972 2 года назад +1125

    I love how it’s NEVER Jeremy’s fault. Class-A narcissist.

    • @Luckelux
      @Luckelux 2 года назад

      Yeah!!!!! He is a damn narcissistic piece of work

    • @beckyclawson2245
      @beckyclawson2245 2 года назад +5

      That alone does not make him a narcissist 🥴🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @MrBotteh
      @MrBotteh 2 года назад +22

      @@beckyclawson2245 look up the meaning lmao you played yourself.

    • @beckyclawson2245
      @beckyclawson2245 2 года назад +7

      @@MrBotteh nope you did. Look up the clinical meaning my friend.

    • @MrBotteh
      @MrBotteh 2 года назад +1

      @@beckyclawson2245 if you come to watch all his vids you will know that this Jeremy guy is the definition of a narcissist. So again you played yourself.

  • @Daveyhavok832
    @Daveyhavok832 3 года назад +545

    You’ve never heard desperation in someone’s voice until you’ve heard Jeremy Dewitte in handcuffs.

    • @firefly44220
      @firefly44220 3 года назад +21

      That is absolutely true. I’ve noticed that since I started watching this guy. He’s such a whiny child when he’s caught but he always lies and talks a big game otherwise

    • @ShannonMcLaughlin_PsyD
      @ShannonMcLaughlin_PsyD 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kloploon6525
      @kloploon6525 3 года назад +4

      hes like in a constant state of desperation thats the default

    • @edh7761
      @edh7761 3 года назад +1

      Jesus Christ Jerry!

    • @lindajames2498
      @lindajames2498 2 года назад

      LOLOL

  • @timgallagher9229
    @timgallagher9229 10 месяцев назад +2

    "You're an officer right?".....Jeremy had his life's greatest climax in that moment

  • @2W3X4YZ5
    @2W3X4YZ5 4 месяца назад +3

    He needs to be John Bunnell’s partner on “Worlds Wildest Police Impersonators!”

  • @Helluvabutl3r
    @Helluvabutl3r 3 года назад +1573

    I'm almost convinced this a like a youtube show. The amount of times they've let him out and he managed to do it again is insane.

    • @Apratis
      @Apratis 3 года назад +33

      Ik, absolute legend

    • @RsRj-qd2cg
      @RsRj-qd2cg 3 года назад +14

      Maybe the cops are off duty and get a cut of the RUclips money.
      Maybe Jeremy is off duty and doing it for RUclips money. Police impersonators are dangerous AF. The officers don't know if he's he's a blue light bandit or just running a chickenshit security agency. So it wouldn't make sense that he keeps getting out with all this evidence unless it's just acting.

    • @osuosu117
      @osuosu117 3 года назад +8

      @@RsRj-qd2cg I know in Illinois if you just claim to be an Officer its a misdemeanor that comes with a slap on the wrist, you need to make a fake uniform/badge before you hit felony.

    • @wha-whereyomamastayatvlad1642
      @wha-whereyomamastayatvlad1642 3 года назад +8

      Facing life now well see what happens with him

    • @8Junio76
      @8Junio76 2 года назад +5

      He did some prison time for doing this

  • @vindigregorio6697
    @vindigregorio6697 4 года назад +409

    “STATE” certified “FEDERAL” agent! How many of you laughed when you heard that??

    • @Sshooter444
      @Sshooter444 4 года назад +11

      In police work it's called a "clue"

    • @jeffreywillis1838
      @jeffreywillis1838 4 года назад +10

      I didn’t know the feds were outsourcing their federal agent certifications to the states.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @isaned
      @isaned 4 года назад +10

      Maybe he can hire Private Attorney General Anthony Williams and they can team up?

    • @bobkilla430
      @bobkilla430 4 года назад +4

      He should be in a state that houses him in a federal certified detention facility.

    • @trishtear1797
      @trishtear1797 4 года назад +1

      Vinny DiGregorio how is this guy not in prison?

  • @hacketafnaboen
    @hacketafnaboen Год назад +3

    He screamed " Sergeant?! " like 40 times🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dannydeleto8535
    @dannydeleto8535 11 месяцев назад +6

    The absolute betrayal in his voice when he says “Sargent” gets me every time

  • @COLE_PRODUCTIONS
    @COLE_PRODUCTIONS 2 года назад +1432

    "state certified federal agent"
    "well why is he acting like such a moron"
    story of his life.

    • @joshuarose5746
      @joshuarose5746 2 года назад +25

      Eventually it comes out that there is no certifications to validate what he said. The only thing is he owns an LLC in Florida called Metro State. Or, rather he owned it. His crazy girlfriend was sleeping in their office and the last time he went to jail she took over, sold everything off and sent him into the poor house so maybe he finally is getting some of what he deserves

    • @MrRyan-wu4jx
      @MrRyan-wu4jx 2 года назад +25

      Why would the state appoint agents at a federal level? So much confusing about his thought process.

    • @mcguffindoe192
      @mcguffindoe192 2 года назад +22

      STATE appointed FEDERAL agent????? Lmao

    • @nancygreen3705
      @nancygreen3705 2 года назад +4

      Jeremy wants to be important so badly. He made up a title for himself.

    • @davidratcliffe3710
      @davidratcliffe3710 2 года назад +7

      He's not acting like a moron he is one 24/7

  • @Lion-OandSnarf
    @Lion-OandSnarf 3 года назад +390

    When Jeremy saw the screwdriver, he probably suffered a flashback from his Call of Duty PTSD. Poor guy

  • @TommyAventador
    @TommyAventador Год назад +9

    His mouth always gets him in trouble! He never shuts up, and no one likes him after talking to him.
    Humble pie is not what he knows! He was asked multiple times if he’s an officer and he said yes. Only when he’s confronted and asked point blank then he says he never said it!

  • @pickels5184
    @pickels5184 10 месяцев назад +2

    Jeremy couldn't go to Chicago for more than 2 hours without getting arrested

  • @matthias2756
    @matthias2756 3 года назад +705

    I love how he always asks for a lieutenant
    Probably so he can take notes to update his costume

    • @truehelper5590
      @truehelper5590 3 года назад +12

      GET TOOOOO THEEEE SERRRRRGEANNNNNTTTTT😂😂😂

    • @kixk52vill64
      @kixk52vill64 3 года назад +10

      🙄 for the last time Jeremy: “I am not Law enforcement.” Also Jeremy every video :👮‍♂️ “i need a unit.”

    • @paulpatane2439
      @paulpatane2439 3 года назад

      Haaaaaaaaa!!!!

    • @jonhug3231
      @jonhug3231 3 года назад +1

      Hahahhahhahhahah. His costume!

    • @jonhug3231
      @jonhug3231 3 года назад

      His wife said “ I’d rather he tows the car instead of him getting arrested again” key word being AGAIN! And the cop said yup, I agree... HA! As if a cop can “get arrested” multiple times and still be a cop HA!!

  • @MCsAdvice
    @MCsAdvice 4 года назад +317

    I bet he wakes up every morning, looks at the mirror and says "ok....let's go and make difference!"

    • @rustymertz
      @rustymertz 4 года назад +12

      “Bad guys, I’m your worst fuckin nightmare!”, also the folks that ignore my funeral processions

    • @iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii8818
      @iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii8818 4 года назад +3

      Clark K don’t forget the part when he wash his face in cold water and looks himself in the mirror and then saying it.

    • @solitare7945
      @solitare7945 3 года назад +3

      Oh sergeant dan I got you some icecream sergeant dan...ICE CREAM!!

    • @bobsciascia
      @bobsciascia 3 года назад

      Lmao

    • @darraghd9904
      @darraghd9904 3 года назад +2

      "This time it'll be different!"

  • @Soulbrothersunny
    @Soulbrothersunny 8 месяцев назад +3

    “The police said I couldn’t fling chairs” this guy literally NEVER got the memo that’s not something normal people do.

  • @ekim0513
    @ekim0513 Год назад +2

    "State Certified Federal Agent? " What the hell is that and why are the Chicago cops falling for it?

  • @LeticiaSPandaMcfly6
    @LeticiaSPandaMcfly6 3 года назад +504

    I went from watching DUI videos on this channel to jumping into the rabbit hole of Dewitte. I honestly never heard of him until a few days ago. lol

    • @pagasa5326
      @pagasa5326 3 года назад +13

      Pretty interesting rabbit hole I just got into😂 it’s currently 4:16am and I can’t sleep watching this

    • @halfdead1380
      @halfdead1380 3 года назад +7

      I think the longest video I saw on him was an hour long lol... on vid 5 now

    • @isoccerpluse
      @isoccerpluse 3 года назад +8

      Lmfao yo this just happened to me.... I can’t stop watching

    • @LeticiaSPandaMcfly6
      @LeticiaSPandaMcfly6 3 года назад +7

      @@isoccerpluse I’m telling you, it’s a dark hole. 😂

    • @mrmeerkat1096
      @mrmeerkat1096 3 года назад +3

      They should rename this as the Dewitte channel.

  • @ICGorillaP
    @ICGorillaP 4 года назад +415

    This guy is dangerous. He's going to be a problem everywhere he goes.

    • @angelaburroughs6244
      @angelaburroughs6244 4 года назад +9

      Gorilla-P he has no self control what so ever.. can only imagine how he acts at home with his wife

    • @ianwalton284
      @ianwalton284 4 года назад +2

      steroid rage

    • @Eric-zi1oz
      @Eric-zi1oz 4 года назад +10

      hes gonna overstep and pull someone over that has a gun and he will get deleted...

    • @blare5346
      @blare5346 4 года назад +1

      The increasing reality of a more serious outcome makes it less entertaining and more of a wtf that he hasn't faced harsher consequences. I understand it is in different states/cities, but damn

    • @Kyle-ht5qg
      @Kyle-ht5qg 4 года назад +1

      He is. There's videos of him in Florida doing the same kind of shit

  • @badboose8475
    @badboose8475 Год назад +12

    There could literally be a comedy movie made about Jeremys life. He's already a huge star on RUclips.

    • @x316RiotMakerx
      @x316RiotMakerx 9 месяцев назад

      Paul Blart: Funeral Escort Cop

  • @curmidgeon8
    @curmidgeon8 Год назад +5

    Jeremy’s dedication to protect and serve is admirable, pretty sure this vacation was an operation to clean the streets of chiraq.

  • @samp700sp
    @samp700sp 3 года назад +493

    Imagine how pissed these cops were when they found out dude's not a cop

    • @whywouldyoucareaboutmyname6610
      @whywouldyoucareaboutmyname6610 3 года назад +15

      Ikr I'm glad they took him to jail lol I didn't think they were going to first half the video

    • @sassykat2000
      @sassykat2000 3 года назад +12

      @@whywouldyoucareaboutmyname6610 They didn't take him to jail. They released him. And then later on they dropped the charges.
      They had plenty of evidence to get him on impersonating but didn't pursue it.

    • @PHeMoX
      @PHeMoX 3 года назад +19

      @@sassykat2000 It's a bit more complicated than that though. He's no real cop, however he does run a company that does security type services. I know the dude is a total lunatic with a temper issue. And a wannabe officer. However, it turned out it was extremely difficult to get a decent search warrant and uncover more incriminating evidence. It may be obvious he's impersonating a cop to us most of the time, but if it's within his Metro State Special Services company services to clients, it's technically not illegal. You can hire private security in that way. And as long as they do not carry fire arms without permits or start arresting people beyond citizen arrest type things and stuff like that, they can in fact be legit private security. It's not misleading at the point when it is obvious it involves private security of sorts. Look into the times he got arrested for concealed carrying weapons and stuff like that. Apparently, it's hard to really nail the guy on something illegal. But it's not like they haven't tried to.

    • @brentfarvors192
      @brentfarvors192 3 года назад +7

      It's not hard; Dude has charges in like 6 STATES!!!

    • @thatcitrusfriend6234
      @thatcitrusfriend6234 3 года назад +5

      @@PHeMoX Thank you for explaining the nuance, it's easy to blame the officers in the situation but there's not much they can do.

  • @0611930024838
    @0611930024838 4 года назад +510

    "he is a state certified federal agent" .... "THEN WHY IS HE ACTING LIKE A MORON?" xD

    • @annamiller4114
      @annamiller4114 4 года назад +13

      STATE certified FEDERAL officer lmao

    • @AR-fh2uh
      @AR-fh2uh 4 года назад +5

      "Never go full retard" - Kirk Lazarus

    • @antigravity2057
      @antigravity2057 4 года назад

      ..Jeremy Dimwitte..

    • @antigravity2057
      @antigravity2057 4 года назад +7

      His wife could have be arrested for impersonating a female.. 🤦

    • @Angry.General1461
      @Angry.General1461 4 года назад

      @Gray Au I can see why he gets away with everything, because its in Chicago. The highest crime rate in the country and where police let everything fall apart!

  • @koeh12345
    @koeh12345 Год назад +6

    I would love to see a video of every time Jeremy has ever said SERGEANT!

    • @Helos743
      @Helos743 10 месяцев назад

      He also says get me a lieutenant a lot. Lol

  • @11bravo57
    @11bravo57 Год назад +8

    I didn't know know Jeremy was on the damn habitual offender Allstar traveling team. Lol

    • @holdernewtshesrearin5471
      @holdernewtshesrearin5471 Год назад +2

      He's a menace wherever he goes. This is what happens when a narcissist is in tight with the local sheriff. Might as well be his son. He feels like he's above the law and he was for years. This is Minas fault!

    • @mlliana
      @mlliana Год назад

      He’s the captain of the team lol

  • @thomasn9722
    @thomasn9722 4 года назад +137

    "It's not a lie if you believe it"
    -George Costanza

    • @Salomon_G
      @Salomon_G 4 года назад +6

      "I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met."

    • @danielcastaneda742
      @danielcastaneda742 4 года назад +6

      He should try lying about being an architect, he'd probably get in less legal trouble.

    • @beardedwoodsman9294
      @beardedwoodsman9294 4 года назад +1

      Daniel C yeah impersonating an architect isn’t too bad of a charge these days

    • @flyboy7981
      @flyboy7981 4 года назад +2

      Believe it or not, it's a lie

    • @andrewbecker1379
      @andrewbecker1379 4 года назад +1

      Maybe he was just a bit overzealous about trying to be a Good Samaritan this time.

  • @chriscoop6852
    @chriscoop6852 3 года назад +410

    I laughed when the cop said “We’re not gonna call your work”. They’d be calling Jeremy and he’d tell them he’s a chief and to release himself. Haha

    • @sdot5389
      @sdot5389 3 года назад +7

      I’m confused. Is this Metro Police or State Police? A - It’s both sir, but neither.

    • @Joshua_X12
      @Joshua_X12 Год назад +2

      Lol

  • @gabrielr1988
    @gabrielr1988 Год назад +3

    He got punked, made apologize, pay damages AND STILL GOT HIS CAR TOWED HAHAHA WHAT AN L

  • @robertlondon5604
    @robertlondon5604 Год назад +1

    I’m a state certified agent for what we do. What is that? “ high risk funerals” 😂

  • @gladfam8967
    @gladfam8967 3 года назад +145

    He is a professional con man. He should never be allowed to run another business in the US.

    • @vegas7023
      @vegas7023 3 года назад +4

      No, sir. Hes right at home, actually..😂

    • @ianl5266
      @ianl5266 3 года назад +1

      He should get life sentence without the possibility of parole, served in corporate America just like the rest of us.

    • @chrisoliver5302
      @chrisoliver5302 3 года назад +2

      He has no choice but to own a business. Who the hell is going to hire him with his record?!

  • @JoeBlac
    @JoeBlac 4 года назад +110

    It would have been hilarious if they called his 'work', only to have his cellphone ring.

  • @brikkijim
    @brikkijim Год назад +3

    If I hear "state certified agent" one more time. That means nothing. Lol

  • @Leigh3420
    @Leigh3420 Месяц назад +1

    “We’re going to have our cameras on this one!” How do they know Jeremy so well without ever hearing one word about him. Jeremy is LOVING this!

  • @Sandman60077
    @Sandman60077 3 года назад +753

    "We do high risk details, protection agency services".
    You're a crossing guard.

    • @colbyzur4642
      @colbyzur4642 3 года назад +23

      More of a cursing flying traffic stopper

    • @AK-cx5ix
      @AK-cx5ix 2 года назад +13

      He said high risk escorts, blah blah blan n "The list goes on n on"🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @nyainthesession4ever
      @nyainthesession4ever 2 года назад +8

      crossing guard is high risk job,protecting children lollll

    • @nate87799
      @nate87799 2 года назад +14

      Not even a crossing guard, he has no right to direct traffic. He’s a traffic crosser.

    • @technicallyballingonabudge8341
      @technicallyballingonabudge8341 2 года назад +11

      A crossing guard has more Authority then Jeremy has or will ever have he is a sex offender he don’t even have half of his American rights

  • @sethruotsalainen8156
    @sethruotsalainen8156 4 года назад +117

    Imagine getting handcuffed 3 different times in one incident.

    • @braddivens5179
      @braddivens5179 4 года назад +3

      Its like in WWE when someone wins the belt, and loses it minutes later, but that times 3.

  • @BrianSmith-yq7ys
    @BrianSmith-yq7ys Год назад +7

    When he said high risk details im almost passed out laughing

    • @ellisjames7192
      @ellisjames7192 Год назад

      How many funeral processions are "high risk"?

    • @rickshark3783
      @rickshark3783 9 месяцев назад

      You never know. One of those dead people might come back as a zombie.

  • @falcons204IS
    @falcons204IS 2 месяца назад +1

    State certified agent
    “Well why is he acting like a moron” 😂😂😂
    If only he knew 😂😂😂

  • @ryanyoung7433
    @ryanyoung7433 4 года назад +179

    His wife is EVERYTHING I imagined her to be...

  • @TacoStacks
    @TacoStacks 4 года назад +2634

    I see this guy everywhere now

    • @AM-fn9gk
      @AM-fn9gk 4 года назад +9

      Can I work for you or possibly intern?

    • @dennishudson9723
      @dennishudson9723 4 года назад +5

      Hey Taco Stacks, now we have something in common besides buying storage units, unfortunately it’s Dewitt!

    • @Mirandarights911
      @Mirandarights911 4 года назад +6

      Only on RWP baby!

    • @traviswood4037
      @traviswood4037 3 года назад +16

      I seen a video the other, now I can't stop watching what's going to happen next

    • @byebyegoogle9246
      @byebyegoogle9246 3 года назад +20

      I guess RUclips is trying to get the word out about this turd. I was searching for hair tutorials 😒

  • @thechrislawshow6126
    @thechrislawshow6126 Год назад +2

    He kept saying “ROGER” 😂😂😂