Hundreds of Beavers Opening - Jean Kayak and His Acme Applejack
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- Son, on the trail there's a righteous tale, of a
small man with mountains of pride.
He gleaned the dark secrets of applejack,
A drink still adored, far and wide.
He readied each batch near his little house,
If you're thirsty and wandering nigh
N'hard men from the camps with their pay in hand..
And a song in their hearts by and by-
Show me that gaze again, applejack.
A lickin' is one, we'll have two.
The color is good and I'm feeling bold.
I'm beginning to that applejack mood.
A jug or a jar or a dirty glass
'twill double your fortunes, for sure
Strap mettle on top of those muscles boys,
it may even grow you some hair!
Indian chief, surgeon, and lawyer,
Christian on horseback and cart
Step up and seek applejack's council, sir!
Step back, if ye needs a fart!
Jean Kayak! Raise up yeer applejack
The legend is one-third half-true!
The color is gold and we're
all feeling bold
We'll be getting to
that applejack brew...
We'll be getting to
that applejack brew...
Save me.
Bracing his blessed concoction,
as cold and the winter drives fear!
The good lord would like to provide for me though, I
Never thanked him or bought him one beer-
Jean Kayak! Raise up yeer applejack
The legend is one-third half-true!
The color is gold and we're
all feeling bold
We'll be getting to
that applejack brew...
We'll be getting to
that applejack brew...
Save me.
We still have humans making movies, thank god
The guy crushing the tankard on his face like a beer can was the first laugh out loud gag of the movie for me.
The captions are inaccurate so here are the real lyrics
Lyrics
Son, on the trails there’s a righteous tale!
Of a small man with mountains of pride!
He gleaned the dark secrets of applejack!
A drink still adored far and wide!
He readies each batch near his little house!
If yer thirsty and wandering nigh!
N’hard men from camps with their pay in hand!
And a song in their hearts by and by!
Jean Kayak, raise up yer applejack!
The legend is one-third half-true!
The colour is gold
And I’m feeling bold!
I’ll be getting to,
That applejack brew!
Save me…
Save me…
A jug or a jar or a dirty glass!
Will double your fortunes for sure!
Strap mettle on top of those muscles boys!
It may even grow you some FUR!
Indian chief, surgeon and lawyer!
Christian on horseback and cart!
Step up to seek applejack’s counsel sir!
Step back though if ye needs to fart!
Jean Kayak raise up yer applejack!
The legend is one-third half-true!
The colour is gold!
And I’m feeling bold!
I’ll be getting to
That applejack brew!
Bracing his blessed concoction!
As cold devil winter draws near!
The good lord would like to provide for me,
Though I never thanked him or bought him one beer!
Jean Kayak raise up yer applejack!
The legend is one-third half-true!
The colour is gold!
And I’m feeling bold!
I’ll be getting to
That applejack brew!
Be getting to,
That applejack-
I want a version of this with slightly clearer enunciation. Love the song but it's pretty hard to tell what they're singing, even when I watched it in the theater.
These lyrics aren't inaccurate. They are completely wrong in every scope. Who the hell captioned this?! Someone drunk on applejack maybe? 😁
Thank you! I thought I was having a stroke for a second.
Buy me some peanuts and crackerjack,
My lover has one, I'll have two.
Do you mean he’s not really fisting horseback in dark?!
There will never be another movie like this ever made.
Never.
And the world is blessed for it.
“Fisting on horseback or dark.”Jesus, the wrong subtitles for this song are almost as funny as the damn movie😅
This is better than any “best original song” winner of the last decade.
One thing that threw me with this movie both times I've watched it is how I had a hard time understanding the lyrics to this song. I don't know if it was rough audio recording or what, but considering how important this song is to setting this character and his motivations up, yea, kind of a shame with the audio. At least I know what the lyrics are now!
(someone else posted the real lyrics in the comments)
honestly this is a masterpiece movie
Hoping that the Blu-ray release would have these lyrics fixed in the subtitles
Agreed. Went to watch this scene after watching the lyrics video and damn near audibly said, "Wait, what?"
This song is great but the mix is terrible, I hope they one day re release the film with a new sound mix.
It's out on UK Blu-Ray on 5th Aug 2024. Fingers-crossed it'll have proper English Subs and clearer audio for that opening song. I couldn't understand it in the cinema, due to it being a really bad soundmix.
This movies gonna be held up as one of the best comedies alongside Kung Pow and Airplane!
This movie is so so so good. My son loves it too so I've seen it about 20 times now. This guy's other movie Lake Michigan Monster is very funny too and in the same vein, though it's not as slapsticky and has dialogue.
Most original movie I've seen in awhile.
I’ve watched this at least ten times, and I just now noticed he threw the apple in the basket after he took a bite out of it. I have GOT to see this movie 😂
Hey can you upload this video but the volume is increase for some reason this video is really low volume so can you do that please
This gave me nostalgia
Ridiculous, I Love It.
when can I get the damn blu ray??
What a gem of a movie