Xi reviews armed forces at China's National Day military parade
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2019
- Chinese President Xi Jinping ordered the start of a troops review at Beijing's Tian'anmen Square and Chang An Avenue on Tuesday morning, to mark the 70th founding anniversary of the People's Republic of China. Standing in a black open-roof Red Flag limousine, Xi, also general secretary of the Communist Party of China Central Committee and chairman of the Central Military Commission, gave the order to the commander-in-chief of the military parade.
#70YearThriving #PRC
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"The whole class when you came late"
7:19
Me and boy in ww3 see girl pretty
The guy on the very rigth. His face seems familiar to me🤣. And his face doesnt look like chineese people🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 or when you ask a question to the teacher in the middle of the class🤣🤣it’s just ridiculous
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dandy Rachman bruh not all Chinese people look like their stereotypes. For example I look half white half Filipino but I’m chinese
6:23 RIP the confused guy who rolled his head 2 seconds too soon and never survived the gulag.
yea
gg
There is no gulag in China lol
@@yeakubaliali4090 👀
@@yeakubaliali4090 You're right just "re-education" camps
6:45
John K. Kennedy would highly recommend not doing this...
ah yes, John *K.* Kennedy, my favorite anti-communist President
Hold up, who is John K. Kennedy? I know JFK, but who is JKK
There's sniper's everywhere, relax.
bit late for that innit xDD
Ah yes, John Kennedy Kennedy, my favourite president.
5:59 "DADDYYYYYY" - when a 9 years old girl sees a spider in the bathroom.
lol
This comment deserves more like
lmfao
Xi looks like he's in front of a green screen.
he might as well be: no fucking way those mikes are not gonna pick up tons of wind noise with a car going like that
he is !
*IKR*
@@decespugliatorenucleare3780 you don't see those huge as mufflers?
Yeah it's green screen.
Xi Jinping looks like Winnie the Pooh
Permanent ban from China for you.😂
@@yasuke2161 hahahaha
A Pooh you don't wanna play with
Say hello to the gulag for me
He looks bored as hell.
10:06 Timmy!
More like *Jimmy*
LoooL! Nice one xD
"Well gee Timmy, wh-wh-why did we c-c-come all th-the way to Ch-Ch-China to see Winnie th-th-th, Winnie th-th-th, Winnie the Pooh?"
"TIMMAY!!!"
It's jinhli, which means "solute! "
翁云中 What does Xi Jinping say afterwards and what do they respond?
Me: opens a bag of gum
The rest of the class : 7:20
Lmfaoo frfr
😂😂😂
When you also cough
LMAO 😂👍
LMAOOO
Imagine the Chinese government just looks at the comments and all they just see is people talking about to the guy who turned his head early
6:22
yeah that guy happened to disappear lol and no one knows why
Probably dead by now
I think everyone watching the live that day had already recognized that
Sir _oofalot Better believe theyd count that shit lmao
Damn, that’s a lot of NPCs. My computer couldn’t handle that many.
Mighty Triballian “What they believe in” is what the government believes in, as they are constantly watched and fed propaganda.
Mighty Triballian Chinese history is rich but also painful. Under Mao Zedong’s rule, society obeyed him and suffered. With Xi having near total dominance over the country at this point, it’s very possible that a similar situation could occur again.
@Mighty Triballian Anyone who is willing to die for some stupid government controlled ideology is a idiot who deserves the title of NPC, cog, or sheeple. There is nothing honorable about allegiance to false idols. To die honorably is poteic but senseless nonetheless. This is mass brain washing nothing more.
EVIL GENIUS Amen. By the way, love your profile pic.
y‘all just bitching over a bunch of dudes in uniform
Xi looks depressed throughout the whole video.
XD
Alternative title: Depressed Xi on the car for 12:25 minutes
Nah, he looks like "I wanted to be at home, watch the game, drink a beer. But NOOOO, I have go be HERE, doing all this pageantry just so the US finally stop bothering us..."
He looks like a narcissistic like Napoleon, power is deeply corrupting him. He thinks how many will he have to sacrifice for their own power if he have to. Brrr.
Anyone who is interested in what Xi is saying:
Tongzhimen Hao - Greetings Comrades
Tongzhimen Xinkule - (well done) Comrades (you) have been working hard
I can't make out what the soldiers are saying but I presume it's a response like "hello..." or "thank you"
When he said 同志们好, the soldiers responded with 总书好, or "Greetings General Secretary!"
Thank you I don't speak madarin, but I would scream out loud what Xi was saying! Now I know and its even cooler
soldiers also reponsed: 为人民服务 (we serve the people)
Thank you all that's what I was looking for ! Long life to China from Iran !
He really looks excited by greeting them
8:26 the simulation glitches
blablagame yes. The video looks fake and like it has layers of green screen effects
learn law exactly what i thought. kinda looks green screeny. probably real tho
6:23 in the back betwen this first 2
@@learnlaw1363 yeah but thats real tho
@@learnlaw1363 ye true but i think it is real tho, because this was a live broadcast with actual ppl there, woild not make sense to greenscreen it and fake it, much easier to just do it, they done it before so ....
Nobody:
The guy who made soldiers: Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V
Nobody:
The guy who made soldiers: Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V
Nobody:
The guy who made soldiers: Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V
They all look like school kids
Stop with the nobody jokes people, it’s getting retarded.
@@MikeCobweb Welcome to the RUclips comment section, Michael.
The general’s original voice: 👺👺
The dub: 😴
The way they march- looks like one of our football stretches 😂😂😂
They walk likes nazis too
@@kaiservilhelm6366 no they don't, expected better from someone named Kaiser Wilhelm
@@kaiservilhelm6366 lol no
When u step on a Lego in corridor: 7:56
bro you killed me 😂
@@spaghettimonster6808 DEAD :D :D :D
aaaaAaAaAAaa
I laughed until I stopped. That's gold.
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
The app tabs when i open my moms phone
7:23
3:19
The silent kid and the extrovert kid when they meet each other at the halls
Yes you have guns and stuff but...
You don't happen to have any honey Do You?
💀💀💀
Stuffing Actually......
6:22 That one dude turned his head too early
poor guy
his name was added to some list
He was punished with one level deducted and his medal from this time was canceled. That’s it.
@@user-ld4jc9je3o how did you know?
Reezdeed something is called news
6:35
Xi Jinping: *Chinese call to attention or whatever*
Tanks: *silence*
lol
There are 100 flags representing 100 teams that have made significant sacrifices and contributions.
yh exactly they shud sack the tanks
We'll Do It Live! The tanks don’t speak Chinese
He is saying “Hello Comrades!”
I’m not kidding, I translated this
Translation:
Xi: Hey what's up
PLA: YOOOOO WHAT'S UPPPP
🤣
11:23 "I'm doing my part!"
They look same 😂
@@souravchawla7520 sahi m bhai😂😂
6:22 One of the robotic soldiers malfunctioned
There's always a ” that guy”.
@@kurtvonfricken6829 he isn't the only soldier who turned his head early at that moment... there's another one im guessing their eyes followed the wrong car.
@@patrickneil7820 There was never a car for them to follow
He was executed in the evening
@@dr.livesey7595 purged
this dude look like a grandmother when you refuse to eat
Marlon G 😂😂😂😂😂👌
This comment killed me
Look at the reaction on the face of the soldier in the 2nd row at 6:22 when he realises his timing is out. I don't think he'll ever get over that one!
Oh shit lol ..dude was looking at the females
-1,000,000 Social Credit
China: We can make our soldiers march in unison
World: But do you have any honey?
Lol
With honey you can save all your money
oh my god stop reminding me of honey commercials
tegridy farm
When are you shiting 7:56
AHAHAHHAHAHA
Duuudee puhahaha
EAUUUGH! :D
IM FUCKING CRYING
Wkwkwkwkwkwk. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
7:23
USA Army : Thats the 8th time I killed that guy....
Wait what we are surrounded by the same guy..?
Really? I can see variation in their faces.
That's just like saying all black people ... oh nevermind
Priest shadow clone ?
@@pankourlaut Ofc you can't say that, black people don't look the same. Don't be racist... *5 minutes later in YT* -These chineses all look the same hAHahAaHha.
10:06 JIMMYYY
🤣
I just love the part where he greets the tanks and there's just silence.
tank man intensifies
The tanks would give too loud and explosive a response. xD
Lol imagine they greeted him back
Remember: Silent by deadly!
The greeting was not for the tanks😅 it’s for the formation with many flags. That formation was a tribute to all the heroes that sacrificed themselves for the country in the past, ofc they won’t reply
7:56 when u step a lego
LMAO
😂
🤣
Chhiiiiiiiiiiing!!!!!
😂😂😂
The pressure on those few soldiers at the beginning is beyond my thoughts
Says the guy who puts pressure on people making food 😂😬
@@syednajafi3280 LMFAO
@Chilly Chick don't tell him!
Tommy Lee 雷 yes he is real he is burden ramsey
@@federicozanolli lol
Asians : we dont look all the same
Also asians 7:19
You can't deny the spectacular amount of swag he radiates throughout all of his appearances.
Indeed
No shit, why else would the people be doing this
That’s swag? His face says “I need preparation H” at all times 😂
That pride swag like look at me know
He looks ridiculous
When you're using your phone in class and the teacher calls your name 10:28
😂😂😂😂👍
That 2nd guy was laughing 🤣🤣🤣
Hahhahahha so true
I can see Winnie the Pooh has done well for himself.
leading a world superpower is hilarious
Oh nO🤦♂️
@@RightHandedMan25 Xi is so insecure I cant help but laugh
I thought Randy murdered him, no?
How funny would it be if someone deep faked Xi Dung Bong with Winnie? very, GET ON IT!!! and I'm not talking about just the head
I like how Xi always looks like he's well rested.
good, and I hope is eating enough.
"... there is no way he can make the sun shine in such haze..."
"... but then... why is your shadow so crisp?"
6:36 when you said hello to cool kids and they ignored you
6:46 your reaction be like
Wtf lmao
@@lain39x wdym, Winnie the Pooh is the cool kid
Hahahahaha
bruh thats the same reaction i see everywhere on his face
Lol that's not funny cuz that is xi said hello to the soldier who died for our country in the war before. These flags present their souls.
Legends say: that he still drives in his car and greets the army.
Vincent34 Valentine in a Vauxhall from 1959
🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
Actually a robot wirh lizard controlling the brain
jajajajax ctm
5:40 kaun yeh machine khola 😂😂
Legend
😂😂😂😂lol
excellent 😂😂😂😂😂
@Imran Kham nope , its neighbour MP 😁
@Imran Kham right 😂😂😂
While I'm watching this it made think, how does it feel to have so much power.
By looking at Xi's face, it is BOOOOOOOORING.....
5:29 did someone yell "GRENADE"?
He meant gurrrrr
Saurav Barman that means salute
Dude, had me crackin the fuck up.
@@eyeofenigma2307 weak china
😂😂😂
When Xi said "Tong jimmahao" I felt that
But that “Tong jimeshingola” just hit differently tho
@@jimothypersson8306 bruh I felt it too, so deep
Jimothy Persson
You don't understand it.
*You feel it.*
Memester Gangster true that
@@jimothypersson8306 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All their fancy military stuff looks really impressive until you remember that it's just made in China.
It’ll probably break in a week or two
too bad all our iPhones are made in china :'(
Michael Tolhurst
Their stuffs are much better than they sending to others
Your keyboard too
if these stuffs can kill, well I don't see any difference
2:40 Xi looks like ,,oh my god looks like a great way to spend sunday afternoon"
"I could be at home, in my undies, drinking a beer with my wife, and watch the game, but NOOOOOO, 'the country needs you, Comrade Xi, please, help us daddy!' And for what? A PARADE! A F%CKING PARADE! I swear, the next time the Politburo asks me to serve as a Prime Minister, I'll tell them where to shove their 'invitation'... (mumbles until the end of the day of how he hates his job)"
2:20 The guy at the back just completely monged out 😂😂
instakill90 nearly crapped my pants from laughing
he did
Bro that’s high grade weed
he was later executed
zozzed
2:18 they get the award for holding their laugh
😂😂😂 like someone has farted
NA
🤣 those guys got me rolling! 😅👏🏾 like they’re hiding something!
They roasting eachother in their minds Hahahahah
why would they be laughing
The guy at the back looks like he's stoned
Who's here before China invades Taiwan and start WWIII.
Even our west philippine sea
What china sees: military professionals
what Americans see: honey collectors
America see Islamic Republic of Germanstan
7:56 me on the toilet after some spicy hot taco bell
no one asked
hey how do you sound like after some spicy hot taco bell
@@GeorgeeWBush it sound like end of the china
LMAO im laughing so hard
@@AlxzAlec no one asked u to be alive either
My entire class when I open a pack of candy 7:18
Davy Jones XD
are you fat?😂
@@idilxoa9477 that's mean
@@360bandman Welcome to the internet
Davy Jones Did they seize the means of production like Mao Zedong? 😂
Hot substitute teacher: *walks in*
Me and the boys: 10:35
Xi jinping face looks like.....he wants to cry so hard but he need to keep a happy face same time 😂😂😂
Regardless. Is a powerful man.
Probably because he feels guilty about betraying his family on a subconscious level.
Well even me will be like that if you're in a Long Parade and you can't even saw the end of the line.
6:36
how you doing?
Tanks:
Boom
Imagine if the tanks replied
@@joksizantos7520 "Vroom, vroom, Comrade!"
3:19 meeting people while corona be like
Yeah it's like meeting Xi face to face during the 70th anniversary parade in front of the military while being live to the whole country
yes😂😂
They created the virus, they'll manage
@@adityaselvaria nice joke they didt created it
@@MaheshKumar-vw6uo nothing happened in the Wuhan P4 lab
No one:
The class clown in the middle of an exam: 7:56
XDDDDDD
This comment hurt my sides the most
I farted 🤫
Underrated comment
Legend
Anyone else get this recommended like a year later???? For some reason???
Yaaa
Eeeeeeexactly
Mmhmm.
me too
Yeah, probably the increasing soft power of china is spreading over facebook
10:28 When the pizza arrives
Legend has it that the pizza delivery guy has not been found.
I laught😂😂😂
puahahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So funny man
7:56 when Jerry smashes Tom's tail with hammer
😂😂😂
Top comment god
@@gupsdhamrait that's a legend comment 😂😂😂
7:56 when my neighbour uncle is shitting in the morning and the sound coming from his window,,, Watch it in 0.5x speed
ceo of "hong jimmih haow"
Anyone know the translation?
@@ironduke_01 yes. its Tong zhimen hao! which is... um... Greetings, Comrades!
😂😂😂
Tong Zhi Men Hao, Hello Comrades
The army is looking like VFX effects in movies
Yes bro what an awesome parade looks like they are robots
🤣
hahahaha
Visual Effects effects?
6:55
Thats a nice minecraft tank.
DetroitDrycleaning yes.
I think it's called minecraft comofludge or idk
If you look carefully you can see Steve in the background 😉
lol and its made by china its eazy to penetrate like 50 cal. can penetrate their tank😂😂😂
@@DiggeiGeYeeYTP 9
9:09 when you see the baddest chick in school😂
6:20 he messed up, enjoy your time in forced labor camp.
6:24 too early mate
Ki Adi Mundi D E A T H P E N A L T Y
I think the guy following camera car in front of Xi car
7:19 My classmate when i opened a bag of chips
🤣🤣
😂😂
LOL
Coughs
😂😂😂
Damn this is a powerfull winnie the poo
2:20- when i see hot girls on street with my bois
6:20 - 1 robot is broken
Александр Яковлев their moves look like robot.
😂made my day 😂
i thnk that , 1 normal robot
2:04 Looks like the guy on the right was trying not to laugh
The guy in the middle kind of looks like JYP
@@cardster7980 BRUH WTF 😂😂😂 What's he upto now? Hunting Chinese MILFS??
진영이 저기서 뭐하냐
currently 12 am and i decided to watch this whole thing
When just one microphone positively will not do....
6:08 so china is hiding that their president can fly🤣🤣🤣🤣
lmao
@Salty Wengiel no
@Salty Wengiel 特朗普才是独裁者，还想做国王呢。
🤣🤣🤣 best comment of the day! But I can fly higher!
Salty Wengiel he’s a dictator but has the title of president
Instead of horses, the generals rode out in black sedans
6:23
“gotta look at my leader when he drives by”
“aw shit, where is he?”
“can’t see him”
“oh, there he is”
Maybe if he had a better editor we wouldn’t realize that this is all fake.
Josh X you are just jealous that your country isn’t as powerful as china
@@vladtheg4m3r70 you're just taking that out of your ass imposter
@@vladtheg4m3r70 what am I jealous of? I was a chinese citizen.
And now I am in America, the most powerful country in this world...
@@JoshuaVaxe Keep dreaming, the USA is going to collapse in the next 20 years.
@@JoshuaVaxe "the most powerful nation in the world" yet Russia has more nukes than you and a more advanced system of deployment a country with an economy 20x smaller America is pathetic lol come back when you figure out how to build a nuke bigger than 50 mega tons, brainwashed fool
06:23 Errrrr, turned my head too early. 😅😅😅
You still alive??
He survived
Press F to pay respects.
Bro how you still alive
You are just a legend 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dude that's fucked up......you owe him your soul now lmao I hope the Chinese Gov. didn't execute him or something.
Xi looks like he just want to be at his home.
can i say something?
NGOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@Joe Smith COVID 19?
Joe Smith please usa responsible for h1n1 in 2009
@@vrsce0178 He spelled it right.
How scary. Sike, the last war they fought was against a guy standing in the road lmao
"Chinese people don't look alike"... everyone is exactly 5'6" with identical faces
08:27 the reaction your mom gives when you have done something wrong and you try to crack silly jokes to maker her laugh 😅😅😅
Xi jinping looks like my mom...By the way,jinping is so cute.🥰🥰😍😍
Shut up he just claim the west philippine sea shut up aj
Looks fraustrated af
7:33
“Goodie”
“Home of the single lad”
“alright captain fall out“
Marshal Murat lol
Mood
LMAO
Hahaha
6:52 My dude literally says, "You guys must be tired." and they reply, "Yes, President."
Not really “辛苦了” means “you worked hard and well”.
@@edouardyu8341 oh ok :)
My mother used to go to ToysRus with me. There were some action figure sets with stupid looking vehicles or in weird camo patterns. I thought to myself why wouldn't they make them look more realistic and cool. Now I realize these sets were probably meant to resemble the chinese military.
Wow. So funny.
6:18 those guns look like cardboard cutouts.
made in china bro
This need more likes😀🤣🤣🤣
They probably are. Shit made in china always breakd
China is called a paper tiger for a reason... They'd get torn apart by the US Coastguard.
@@rustyryan4473 -_-
Xi looks like he's chilling to some lofi ngl
Or that he hates his job and wanted to be at home, but he knows that no one in the government is competent to do the job, so he carries on with sheer spite.
3:18 Lineup for Takeshi's Castle Final Showdown.
Takeshi castle
5:48 was that an "oops not yet" moment?
Lol
weird this video is edited. the army has only 1 face.
nice racisum comms dummy
bruh........... well they intentionally choose people who look the same to be in the same platoon/group that marches together.
Because this is an army, not a circus
@@sivisionCEO no lacisum hele
The first Clone army haha
They're all so incredibly disciplined it's insane
CFour you would be to if your family were under surveillance
Rather have discipline than school shootings and high crime rates
@@tomcat7746 nonsense
@@djj0127 Chinese internet five cents comment attacker ?
Forever 。 Forever 。 How? It is indeed nonsense and someone doesn’t have to be paid to point that out.
Hmm well, I don’t think Japan will be trying that old bullshit again anytime soon
Wait where is the music coming from?
People don't realize how scary this is. Just keep playing your video games in mom and dads basement, the real game is coming.
Indeed.
Europe and America will fall way before they start war with China or Russia 🤣.
indeed mate.
@@user-ki5je4mo7p russia isnt even part of the conversation, they're a regional power at best
Haha the U.S. has topped countless governments and nuked two cities yet you buffoons think China is the real threat.
5:37 when your pc crushes because of game
dat face
Xi looks like his mom is making him be there
Which microphones are these