Breaking Civilization 5 With Culture - Civ 5 is a perfectly balanced game with no EXPLOITS

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @Lathland
    @Lathland 4 года назад +3975

    Always knew you were a man of culture.

  • @dougpowers
    @dougpowers 4 года назад +2457

    Spiff doesn't really _play_ games so much as he ambushes them in a dark alley, strips them of their balance, pummels them to within an inch of their design principles, then rifles through their pockets for exploits.

    • @BagofBeans1
      @BagofBeans1 4 года назад +37

      @They Live! Again. how, exactly?

    • @SisyphusGrimace
      @SisyphusGrimace 4 года назад +46

      In true English fashion.

    • @Quarrel_
      @Quarrel_ 4 года назад +15

      @@thegreatestdane8978 the reputation of a large RUclipsr isn’t going to be effected in the slightest by a single comment on one of their videos with one like. Chill out man

    • @tonykristhiofan1113
      @tonykristhiofan1113 4 года назад +5

      @@thegreatestdane8978 seems like one of your favourite creator got taken out because of it

    • @acestrelok
      @acestrelok 4 года назад +8

      @@thegreatestdane8978 huh, isn't this what the news industry does all the time nowadays? That and twitter mobs?

  • @chesney1995
    @chesney1995 4 года назад +1404

    12 turns between discovering the rest of the world and becoming culturally influencial over all of them lmfao

    • @EnormousApplePie
      @EnormousApplePie 4 года назад +40

      @@thespiffingbrit I made online speed as a fun little project to see what I can mod or not, I may have forgotten its exsistence sometimes :-)

    • @toddconn915
      @toddconn915 4 года назад +9

      @@thespiffingbrit I love your channel, just one thing though. Did you use a mod to get that Civ? I can't find it anywhere on my game, and the leader image at 1:15 is of the Moroccan leader with the Assyrian map. I looked online too and couldn't find Madagascar on Civ 5 anywhere.

    • @acters124
      @acters124 4 года назад +28

      @@toddconn915 at the time stamp you posted, there is a title at the top that says lekmod V26.1 which is considered a very balanced mod of civ 5. spiff also mentions it is the lekmod at 1:08 Spiff broke the balance of this mod.
      EDIT: for all new commenter, the maintainer of the mod is EnormousApplePie who commented above us.

    • @JakerTheSnake
      @JakerTheSnake 4 года назад +1

      @chesney1995 influential...

    • @ol12gaming92
      @ol12gaming92 4 года назад +3

      Hmm could I use this in my deity game?

  • @kyleja2001
    @kyleja2001 4 года назад +617

    25:30 Spiffing Brit: "Oh look that means I can finally meet Japan"
    Korea: '
    실례합니다?'

    • @OperationDarkside
      @OperationDarkside 4 года назад +46

      Let me guess, these strange symbols mean "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @kyleja2001
      @kyleja2001 4 года назад +43

      @@OperationDarkside "Excuse me? " so you don't have to waste your time on Google translate :) should of put that though lol

    • @Suho1004
      @Suho1004 4 года назад +66

      I hate to be that guy, but "실례합니다" is a statement, not a question, and it can't be used in the same way as "Excuse me?" in English. It's more for when you have done or are doing something that may inconvenience someone else. In this context you might say something like "뭐라고 하셨습니까?" (polite/formal, meaning "What did you say?")

    • @kyleja2001
      @kyleja2001 4 года назад +16

      @@Suho1004 Yeah you ruined the joke good job.

    • @Suho1004
      @Suho1004 4 года назад +54

      @@kyleja2001 Thank you. I do try my best. :)

  • @bubbasbigblast8563
    @bubbasbigblast8563 4 года назад +1616

    "We have to stop Spiff!"
    "Yes, before his culture destroys us." *Sip*
    "What...what are you drinking, Caesar?"
    "Oh, this. Just some tea, old chap."
    "No! IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING!"
    "Well, if you hate tea so much, let's hop down to the pub for a pint instead, eh? Oliver Julius, bring the lorry up!"
    "NOOOOO!"

    • @David-qi1ys
      @David-qi1ys 4 года назад +60

      Y’know what they say, “all roundabouts lead to Rome”

    • @eggy6745
      @eggy6745 4 года назад +9

      Luv Rome, simple az

    • @projectrenaissanceman5035
      @projectrenaissanceman5035 3 года назад +8

      Oh my that one was amazing

    • @Chud_Bud_Supreme
      @Chud_Bud_Supreme 3 года назад +5

      Well, ya can't just have a cuppa coffee, can ya? It just ain't natural, innit?

  • @stoffmeister7095
    @stoffmeister7095 4 года назад +706

    "Chicken pizza". Right, I'll never be able to say the proper name for that ancient wonder ever again.

    • @Patrick_The_Pure
      @Patrick_The_Pure 4 года назад +20

      You actually tried to pronounce it properly?, me and my buddies have always called it chicken pizza.

    • @marcinmisiek768
      @marcinmisiek768 4 года назад +8

      I'm happy i'm not the only one who calls them chicken pizza

    • @ShevkoMore
      @ShevkoMore 4 года назад +1

      We call it Lentil

    • @Mygg_Jeager
      @Mygg_Jeager 4 года назад +16

      His intentional mispronunciation of literally every non-english name was really f*ck*ng me up. Especially the part where we called Korea Japan. XD
      That was just.... lol

    • @yihos5199
      @yihos5199 4 года назад +1

      It's truly a wonder

  • @PristineTX
    @PristineTX 3 года назад +376

    NOTE: You have to have Lekmod to use this. This is not a standard civ in Civ V.

    • @joshuafhiggins
      @joshuafhiggins 3 года назад +112

      he should pin this comment we all got scammed

    • @Brittow
      @Brittow 3 года назад +34

      @@joshuafhiggins When he "changed a bit" his religion I knew I was getting duped..

    • @vladimirlenin876
      @vladimirlenin876 3 года назад +1

      Where do I get this mod

    • @tottastic2034
      @tottastic2034 3 года назад +1

      Thank you so much my guy

    • @NewfieCatgirl
      @NewfieCatgirl 11 месяцев назад +2

      Thanks for pointing this out. I was about to try it out like the gold scam fort trade and couldnt find madacascar and saw lekmod. Still could use it if I play multiplayer with the NQCiv group

  • @joshuahopkins8747
    @joshuahopkins8747 4 года назад +365

    Oh good I was just losing my Civ game a second ago, perfect timing!

    • @APRCraig
      @APRCraig 3 года назад +5

      Yeah just install a mod and then the game starts to be unbalanced XD who would of known!

    • @jakeweeramanthri6309
      @jakeweeramanthri6309 5 месяцев назад

      @@APRCraig what does the mod do

    • @APRCraig
      @APRCraig 5 месяцев назад

      @@jakeweeramanthri6309 He says at the start, hes using the "Lekmod".
      So yeah... video is terrible as hes using a mod and everything he discusses is in the mod and not in the base game. So... not exploits with Civ, exploits with Lekmod

  • @FelisImpurrator
    @FelisImpurrator 4 года назад +167

    Spiff in every Civ video:
    1. Start the game
    2. Found a religion
    3. ????
    4. Prophet!

    • @RakeanAlBarra
      @RakeanAlBarra 3 года назад +9

      Underrated civ joke, you have my like

    • @missseaweed2462
      @missseaweed2462 2 года назад +2

      This is more funny that it should have been.

  • @Todietipso
    @Todietipso 4 года назад +711

    I'm slowly getting the feeling that the games Spiff covers aren't perfectly balanced as he always claims in the beginning

    • @jayhom5385
      @jayhom5385 4 года назад +39

      Whaaaaa? Are you insinuating he may not be British at all? He may be a Sicilian named Vizzini?

    • @TheOneAndOnlyFen
      @TheOneAndOnlyFen 4 года назад +27

      They are ALWAYS PERFECTLY BALANCED. How dare you question our Lord and saviour Spiff. Lol

    • @toddconn915
      @toddconn915 4 года назад +25

      Yeah, just one thing with this particular video though, Madagascar is not in the game... I have been playing for years and have all the DLC's, I even looked it up, but no Madagascar anywhere. The leader in the image is the Moroccan one with the Assyrian map at 1:15

    • @awtqrtrkjsrs
      @awtqrtrkjsrs 4 года назад +5

      You're starting to sound like a separatist.

    • @awtqrtrkjsrs
      @awtqrtrkjsrs 4 года назад +22

      @@toddconn915 Yes. Madagascar is a mod for Civ 5. It's actually surprising how many vids he has where you need mods for the exploit.

  • @calex33
    @calex33 4 года назад +28

    Hey in case anyone went looking for Madagascar in their games (like me), note that Spiff is playing with a popular mod called Lekmod and Madagascar is in that mod

    • @andyroberts6810
      @andyroberts6810 3 года назад +1

      How do I get this mod? I'm a noob, just installed on steam

  • @isidornimages
    @isidornimages 4 года назад +73

    I was excited seeing a Civ V video by The Spiffing Brit. Excitement died quickly seeing it was a mod being exploited. I still play Civ V regularly, with plenty of mods. Never heard of this one.

    • @donkarnage6986
      @donkarnage6986 4 года назад +3

      It works on prince! (like everything else works on prince, dont do this on deity) But just pick a culture nation like brazil and you can do the same thing

    • @madogthefirst
      @madogthefirst 4 года назад +27

      This just in if you mod the game you make it unbalanced.

    • @jorregritter3669
      @jorregritter3669 4 года назад +22

      Yeah he actually doesn’t exploit the game, he only exploits some kinda strange mod...

    • @darudemanastorm123
      @darudemanastorm123 4 года назад +8

      Lekmod is a modpack made for online games and isn't on steam workshop due to the workaround required to play online with mods

    • @alexyoung9512
      @alexyoung9512 4 года назад +7

      It's a balance mod that makes the game a lot better to play online

  • @HDTomo
    @HDTomo 4 года назад +294

    "Wait, they're all British?"
    *always have been*

  • @alexanderjamesaustin
    @alexanderjamesaustin 4 года назад +251

    Rome: *Invades Spiff:
    Spiff: Oh No! Anyways...

  • @oboebuddy15
    @oboebuddy15 3 года назад +122

    You did not break the game, you just found a good strategy!

  • @thewonderdoc2999
    @thewonderdoc2999 4 года назад +161

    I didn‘t pay attention at the start of the video but as soon as he said: „people choose honor“, I knew this was a mod and not vanilla :)

    • @Alphenis
      @Alphenis 4 года назад +14

      Yeah, in vanilla, everyone take Tradition.

    • @terralp2062
      @terralp2062 4 года назад +11

      @@Alphenis Or Liberty. But only for rushing people with chariot archers.

    • @BraghDaMan
      @BraghDaMan 4 года назад +14

      My first pick was always to unlock honor when I played. Seeing the barbs when they spawn and the culture from wrecking them helps tons early. I never went further than unlocking it though.

    • @cwedvin5748
      @cwedvin5748 4 года назад +9

      @@BraghDaMan maxing it out is actually rather devastating :D I had a game where I was in a global war by accident ( i started going for culture victory but got forced into war)
      either way, by getting all honor policy i manged to "EARN" gold even doh i was -60 gold per turn :D I was profiting. I constantly bought new units / buildings. And still ended up in 1000 gold.
      Yes its not a flawless thing, but my point is. it does help in warfare and if you are going for domination victory i highly recommend using it.
      Also tradition for culture is better than honor vs barberians. 3 instantly + per turn is better than a small burst when ever you kill a barb. other players can snipe the barb, it cost gold to maintain the unit. but on the bright side you can "grind" barbarian camps along as you use archers to kill and let them keep spawning. but that's about it.
      Honor is mutch better for culture.
      Libirty is better for faster expanding empries as described.
      and honor is mainly good for war.

    • @efulmer8675
      @efulmer8675 Год назад +2

      Although I strongly go for Tradition, whenever I would play with Raging Barbarians I would then always go with Honor, especially on harder difficulties, because the extra damage against barbarians is the only thing keeping you alive when the barbarians all suddenly upgrade their weapons from warriors to spearmen...
      or 3 nukes on a carrier...

  • @epistax4
    @epistax4 4 года назад +229

    I would like to see an online game between Spiff and friends where they are all competing, using different exploits, to see if the exploits balance out.

    • @alex2005z
      @alex2005z 4 года назад +24

      Who can exploit the most? That would be fun.

    • @richardmorris8902
      @richardmorris8902 4 года назад +9

      This needs more upvotes. That would be brilliant.

    • @Mopsie
      @Mopsie 4 года назад +2

      Your comment needs to be higher up, this is an excellent idea

    • @Jawsofhana
      @Jawsofhana 4 года назад +2

      They did this with transport tycoon.

    • @DUVARKQWERTY
      @DUVARKQWERTY 4 года назад +1

      @@alex2005zwq left orw right to deleteq left or right to deleteqSwipe leqft or right to deleteqqqq

  • @backupplan6058
    @backupplan6058 4 года назад +54

    Next video, Civ 6 is perfectly balanced - How a stone wall can protect you from a Thermonuclear Warhead.

  • @barsni4779
    @barsni4779 4 года назад +100

    It's not even bug this time: it's stacking. Ah, the games as they intended to be.

    • @sk8paradoxity
      @sk8paradoxity 4 года назад +27

      that's my favorite part about this video, no actual exploits just game mechanics working as intended, even though he is using a Modded Civ. They don't generally break the game.

    • @fakeskyler2305
      @fakeskyler2305 4 года назад +2

      "intentional game design"

    • @kaplanbahadir2301
      @kaplanbahadir2301 4 года назад +19

      @@sk8paradoxity yes they do. 90% of all modded civs had balancing issues. The ones that change yealds are the most broken.

    • @Warchoon
      @Warchoon 4 года назад +25

      It's not the game 'as intended', he uses a 3rd party mod that allows to play as Madagascar. No wonder that it's not perfectly balanced.

    • @R3GARnator
      @R3GARnator 4 года назад +3

      The proper term for this, is Playing Tall. India might be an even better civ for this strat.

  • @hungrymusicwolf
    @hungrymusicwolf 4 года назад +6

    4:20 yes that is exactly what we dutchies are doing, also the most appropriate dutch timing to say it in your video.
    This video is certified dutchy approved.

  • @carlsoll
    @carlsoll 3 года назад +26

    Oh my god what a great episode. Every decision you made was hilariously unstoppable

  • @hagnat
    @hagnat 4 года назад +8

    heh, i was exited about a CIv5 video.. only to see it was running on a mod :/
    still awesome to see Spiff play Civ5 :D

  • @Varis...
    @Varis... 4 года назад +18

    "what is a Madagascar?" -Spiff 2020

  • @heartbeat4atinman
    @heartbeat4atinman 4 года назад +33

    12:38 when you paint a guy who caused a Christian schism before Christ has even been born

  • @goldenwolf90
    @goldenwolf90 2 года назад +11

    Prince start, can’t have the AI getting any boosts. Still a joy to watch!

  • @DungeonNumber5
    @DungeonNumber5 4 года назад +174

    So you've broken the unofficial mod.
    It's like drinking a cold cup of tea.

    • @carlelg5001
      @carlelg5001 4 года назад +26

      Yep. First time the spiffing Brit disappointed

    • @nigredoooalgown6245
      @nigredoooalgown6245 4 года назад +6

      @@thespiffingbrit I can't even find lekmod v26.1 oO

    • @ZichaelMakieta
      @ZichaelMakieta 4 года назад +14

      @@thespiffingbrit yep, this mod makes the game perfectly balanced, as we can all see in this video

    • @quincyking010
      @quincyking010 4 года назад +1

      @@ZichaelMakieta I don't think that's the mod spiff just made a special pact that let's him exploit everything

    • @oomsou5018
      @oomsou5018 4 года назад +2

      What’s wrong with drinking cold tea? Never heard of iced tea before? It’s quite sweet and a good drink.

  • @danieljabari1772
    @danieljabari1772 4 года назад +3

    So basically, download a mod that completely changes religion and the policy tree, play on an easy difficulty, keep restarting until you get an abundant start with the most base production, and then call yourself a genius for doing something that isn't actually in the original game. Cool. Guarantee if you actually try to do this online or a difficulty where the AI doesn't eat glue, you will just be invaded.

  • @Poopdahoop
    @Poopdahoop 4 года назад +1

    I will never forget the 3 science fishing boats and the 12 production mountains from the Jingle Jam.
    I'm so glad you're covering Civ V here!

  • @Akatsuki69387
    @Akatsuki69387 4 года назад +25

    Spiff: I've never covered it.
    Civ 5 infinite gold: am I a joke to you?

  • @wmprimetime8624
    @wmprimetime8624 3 года назад +174

    Great strategy and it’s currently going well. Too bad I didn’t randomize personalities and I spawned next to genghis khan

    • @Chadniger
      @Chadniger 2 года назад

      Did you survive?

    • @pijsn9502
      @pijsn9502 Год назад +2

      @@Chadniger ayo what is your name

    • @Chadniger
      @Chadniger Год назад +4

      @@pijsn9502 a country

  • @Feldflasche
    @Feldflasche 4 года назад +45

    as a fan of civ5 without dlc or mods this very much seems like civ 5.9 to me

    • @teun911
      @teun911 3 года назад +4

      How can you play CIV V without DLC?

    • @Feldflasche
      @Feldflasche 3 года назад +14

      @@teun911 you dont buy the dlc and press "play" in steam

    • @CryoDesCoberic
      @CryoDesCoberic 3 года назад +2

      @@Feldflasche you're perfect the way you are

    • @Feldflasche
      @Feldflasche 3 года назад +3

      @@CryoDesCoberic nah. i suffer from scoliosis and my right eye is significantly worse than my left one.

    • @testedalexthegreat1759
      @testedalexthegreat1759 3 года назад +1

      @@Feldflasche My boy got 20/6 vision.

  • @froo5667
    @froo5667 4 года назад +4

    culture, I know all about culture. I have a cacao tea next to me with a stroopwafel elegantly mounted on top

  • @DaftCricket
    @DaftCricket 4 года назад +79

    20:25 That was a very UN-BRITISH thing of you to say!
    Spiff you should know better Big Ben is the name of the Bell, not the clock nor the building.
    No thanks needed for the correction, just send me a box of teabags, running kinda low on a student budget. Ty.
    Edit: the name of the tower is actually Elizabeth tower

    • @Rabijeel
      @Rabijeel 4 года назад +11

      Yeah, Big Ben is all about the Ding Dong, we know.

    • @PeterTeal77
      @PeterTeal77 4 года назад +1

      Big ben is a cracked bell in Boston, America as far as I know

    • @dylanconfer1116
      @dylanconfer1116 4 года назад +2

      @@PeterTeal77 What bell are you talking about. As a pensilvanian I immediately thought the liberty Bell, but that's in Phillie. I'm flustered and embarrassed that I don't know what your talking about.

    • @osack4703
      @osack4703 4 года назад +4

      @@TaikaJamppa no, the Big Ben really is the bell.

    • @raingram
      @raingram 4 года назад

      And _you_ should know that no British person would call it anything _other_ than "Big Ben".

  • @created.black.soil.
    @created.black.soil. 2 года назад +13

    I was hyped until I realized that nearly everything is boosted, so much extra culture boni where there isn't without mod. Still entertaining, although it is no exploit of the real game

  • @Sgt_SealCluber
    @Sgt_SealCluber 4 года назад +21

    "Denounce the banning of Tea!!"
    and then
    "Oops I won."

  • @bobmcob1132
    @bobmcob1132 4 года назад +12

    I'd like to imagine that the holy sites are just a bunch of really fancy tea rooms

  • @TrueVoidOfficial
    @TrueVoidOfficial 4 года назад +3

    Litterally everyone else: lives in grass hut
    The Spiffing Brit: I'm gonna build a hotel!

  • @boaking101
    @boaking101 4 года назад +2

    You are the most perfectly balanced 👌RUclips channel, thank you very much for giving me a chuckle every few days!

    • @boaking101
      @boaking101 4 года назад

      @@thespiffingbrit omg the lord of exploits, perfectly balanced 👌 gaming, and Yorkshire sponsored, has graced me with his words! I bow to your perfectly balanced-ness!

  • @CaptainSeaDog_
    @CaptainSeaDog_ 4 года назад +12

    "Ah yes we get to meet Japan."
    *Sejong appears*
    Me: 🤨
    One of these things is not like the other...

  • @HoiPolloiNtertains
    @HoiPolloiNtertains 4 года назад +1

    This is the Christmas gift I never knew I needed. Civ 5 is my favorite civ game by far. Thanks Spif and Happy New Year to you!

  • @khankrumgaming8926
    @khankrumgaming8926 4 года назад +7

    24:50 That moment when you invert cause and effect, when you have your border growth in -3 turns. lol

  • @silentthief18
    @silentthief18 4 года назад +219

    I mean, the civ he's playing is modded.

    • @henrymccoy2306
      @henrymccoy2306 4 года назад +40

      Lekmod does the amazing job of balancing the base game whilst adding civs and other customizables that break the game. That whole spiel on how bad piety was only applies to the base game

    • @joshuanaumowicz5115
      @joshuanaumowicz5115 4 года назад +33

      @@henrymccoy2306 sorta, most of those tile beliefs don’t exist in the base game whatsoever.

  • @manimehrdoost3085
    @manimehrdoost3085 4 года назад +11

    Coming up on spiffing Brit channel:
    Living is a perfectly balanced thing with NO EXPLOITE

  • @HaefentheZebra
    @HaefentheZebra 4 года назад +7

    Glad to see this, I love Civ 5 way more than 6, nice to see you touching on it!

  • @psychs6720
    @psychs6720 3 года назад +83

    This would be an insane gamebreak if like half of these things didnt come from mods you installed (like the madagascar civ is a mod civ).
    Maybe try and break the game next time without unbalanced mods?

    • @millanferende6723
      @millanferende6723 2 года назад +9

      Kind of speaks volumes for the game, doesn't it? I was also wondering... like hmm, some policies have changed.

    • @whathd579
      @whathd579 Год назад

      it's actually a single mod called lekmod which is used for competitive multiplayer in civ 5.

  • @davidsan5766
    @davidsan5766 4 года назад +2

    The happiness I get when you make a video on a game I have is nearly greater than when I drink tea

  • @reginaldsafety6090
    @reginaldsafety6090 4 года назад +16

    Normie Culture: "Its a forest tile".
    Spiff: "Its free real estate!"

  • @skizz0phrenia270
    @skizz0phrenia270 4 года назад

    Man, bruh, I got like 2k+ hours in Civ V and am so happy you made a vid on it. I learned many years ago the key to that game was culture. idgaf what civ you are, you start with the tradition opener, then the honour opener, because culture is absolute fucking key early in the game

  • @user-ux7nd8tg1o
    @user-ux7nd8tg1o 4 года назад +18

    Lekmod: "We have made Civ 5 more balanced!"
    Spiff: "Well yes but actually no"

    • @uolboi5028
      @uolboi5028 4 года назад +3

      If he was playing vs players hed be dead

    • @lttfan9185
      @lttfan9185 2 года назад

      @@uolboi5028 yep - playing against the AI with a mod specifically designed for multiplayer is what's broken here.

  • @iservHim
    @iservHim 4 года назад

    I love that you went back to bring us Civ V content. Still my favorite Civ. Love your work!

  • @sturmp
    @sturmp 4 года назад +41

    Spiff has drunken so much tea that he seems to have caused brain damage and forgotten the other civ 5 video he did

    • @vladdrakul7851
      @vladdrakul7851 4 года назад

      Like they said in the Rutles movie The Rutles who inspired the copycat Beatles were into heavy drugs. Make Tea not love. Acid is for lightweight pussies! Me I'm a Twinning Earl Grey junkie and I'm NOT joking! 5-6 cups a day of the hardcore real leaf tea. Bags are for beginners. Its like injecting heroine but more civilized. Ask Spiff! He knows!

  • @saxyboi533
    @saxyboi533 5 дней назад

    Good heavens man! You had me rolling! What an absolute nightmare to see. Imagine if you could pull this off in an online match.

  • @MrYuriTambor
    @MrYuriTambor 3 года назад +18

    Well, that made me play the unmodded game for testing.
    Still I say that Brazil on a jungle map is a lot more OP.

  • @BennyLlama
    @BennyLlama 4 года назад

    Finally a Civ V video. I have been waiting so long for this

  • @darkone12491
    @darkone12491 4 года назад +24

    it really helps playing a custom civ on the easiest difficulty picking a rigged map and cheating between cuts for a worker and settler.

    • @iTrum89x
      @iTrum89x 3 года назад +2

      Yeah was thinking the same thing lol, any civ player with more than 100 hours will notice that lol

    • @donanderson3653
      @donanderson3653 3 года назад

      Looks like he discovered el dorado, so probably not cheating.
      That said "Here's a strategy that can win on prince if you discover el dorado" isn't a high bar.

    • @lttfan9185
      @lttfan9185 2 года назад

      @@donanderson3653 *and using multiplayer mods against the AI

  • @dark_side_cookies
    @dark_side_cookies 4 года назад +1

    That moment when your bloodthirsty Roman enemy decides "You know what? This Spiff guy? He's so cultured! And our citizens just flock there in droves for vacation. Let's call off this whole silly war. And just to make sure there's no travel embargo, throw in a city."

  • @arsenic_soap1738
    @arsenic_soap1738 3 года назад +3

    When he fully broke the game, I honestly choked on my tea from laughing.

  • @robertarends5675
    @robertarends5675 4 года назад +1

    I discovered a drinking game. Drink every time lord spiff says the word 'Jazzy'.

  • @7deuc2e38
    @7deuc2e38 3 года назад +18

    I just bought this game and started playing it, literally have no idea wtf I'm doing so I'm here to learn from the master

    • @giannidavies3594
      @giannidavies3594 3 года назад +5

      he is using a modpack. you can try culture victory but it is outrageously hard in multiplayer

  • @the_hate_inside1085
    @the_hate_inside1085 4 года назад +1

    The Romans trying to invade you, and the Duch trying to ban tea showed a lot of heart.

  • @InternetLad
    @InternetLad 3 года назад +6

    "We are choosing Piety"
    Me, despite listening to the entire explanation that there's an end game to this: "Fucking why?"

    • @InternetLad
      @InternetLad 3 года назад +1

      Also, does everyone call it the chicken pizza? I thought that was just a me thing.

  • @ProbablyL
    @ProbablyL 3 года назад +1

    That voice in intro is perfectly balanced

  • @Darkry
    @Darkry 4 года назад +11

    23:02 The nipslip...
    RUclips be like- "I heard you are demonetized now, bruh"

  • @Jugfizzle
    @Jugfizzle 4 года назад +2

    You know it's a good day when the almighty Spiff posts

  • @Nsbustin
    @Nsbustin 4 года назад +3

    And no Geneva Conventions were broken in the making of this video.

  • @Zormac
    @Zormac 2 года назад +2

    0:32 - What do you mean you haven't covered this game in a video? You covered it earlier in THE SAME YEAR (Feb 23, 2020 - Infinite Money Glitch is Overpowered)

  • @otherscup
    @otherscup 4 года назад +37

    Am I the only one that knows that there is no Madagaskar civilization in civ5?

    • @RedSntDK
      @RedSntDK 4 года назад +5

      @@thespiffingbrit So true. That and Enhanced User Interface.

    • @eradian1
      @eradian1 4 года назад

      @@RedSntDK Wait... how do I find Lekmod?

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 года назад +1

      @@thespiffingbrit wait is it fair to show of an exploit if mods are involved? or is this simply becuase it makes an exploit possible with other civs even more jazzy and the mod is so common?

    • @potato_gamer7725
      @potato_gamer7725 4 года назад

      @@thespiffingbrit well there is also a mod that balance the game perfectly or just makes all traits, bonuses x10...

    • @isidornimages
      @isidornimages 4 года назад +6

      @@thespiffingbrit There are plenty of other mods that makes the game enjoyable without changing the game this drastically. With over 6k hours into the game I've never heard of this mod and I don't like what I see of it here.

  • @KingD-Trix
    @KingD-Trix 4 года назад +1

    "Were fighting people with biws and arrows. And thats good seeing as we've just discovered the Gattling Gun."

  • @jonatangraversen7623
    @jonatangraversen7623 3 года назад +479

    using a mod to break a game isnt really breaking a game tbh...

    • @ThePootisPower24
      @ThePootisPower24 3 года назад +53

      In fairness this isn’t a silly mod it’s more of a competitive mod plus a total conversion, it’s a completely different meta yes but it’s not a mod to install a super OP civ for fun mod

    • @newzealandprepper
      @newzealandprepper 3 года назад +50

      Yes I agree the mod is what's broken, some things in the policies are weird too both in piety and aesthetics

    • @TEE_TIME_GOLF
      @TEE_TIME_GOLF 2 года назад +8

      What mod did he use?

    • @mokarokas-1727
      @mokarokas-1727 2 года назад +18

      @@TEE_TIME_GOLF - 1:07

    • @sammacquarrie4825
      @sammacquarrie4825 2 года назад +19

      You can do the same thing with Byzantium, or another faith-oriented civ. The mod made it faster, but the strategy is OP regardless. If you have a desert start and get desert faith and Petra you can do it even quicker than he did with whatever civ you want.

  • @TaupeStarGaming
    @TaupeStarGaming 4 года назад

    Spiff when I see a video posted by you it always makes me excited and I know the day is going to be a good day. Keep doing you it’s amazing and I learn so much!

  • @GMilkMan
    @GMilkMan 4 года назад +6

    Last time I was this early Spiff was only drinking one cup of tea a day

  • @biggybrolunch3809
    @biggybrolunch3809 4 месяца назад

    "Think how jazzy it is to actually exist. Isn't that great?" - Spiffo

  • @tomanderson558
    @tomanderson558 4 года назад +3

    Hi spiff. Big fan. Of the game and the channel. Any chance you can do a perfectly balanced video on vanilla civ v? Modded seems like a bit of a stretch from your normal content is all

  • @Lizard4lyfe
    @Lizard4lyfe 4 года назад

    SO GLAD TO SEE more Civ 5 videos !

  • @davemeech
    @davemeech 4 года назад +5

    Oh man, this just went and made me want to fire up civ v again

  • @aeroosprey
    @aeroosprey 4 года назад +1

    I love how the game ended the moment the Dutch voted to ban tea like it could sense the impending wrath of Spiff and noped out of there

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 4 года назад +15

    _"Chicken Pizza"_ lmao
    *"Oh that means we also now get to meet Japan"*
    Oh no, now Kim Jong Un will nuke us

  • @antonizajkowski9698
    @antonizajkowski9698 3 года назад

    This was honestly one of the most entertaining Civ V videos I've ever watched

  • @like17badgers
    @like17badgers 4 года назад +6

    Spiff I'm gonna need to see you British card, cause unless you exploited the game to let you make a bell out of bricks somehow, you just called Elizabeth Tower Big Ben.

  • @GoobNoob
    @GoobNoob 5 месяцев назад

    960k views 3 years ago. A spiffing brit video on my fav game of all time? How have I not seen this!

  • @chrismusix5669
    @chrismusix5669 4 года назад +9

    Me: "The Spiffing Brit would never disparage an ancient people's cultural heritage site by making low brow jokes about it."
    Spiff: "Hold my pizza."

  • @zawarudo9465
    @zawarudo9465 4 года назад

    We are fighting against people with bows and arrows, and we've just learned the gatling gun

  • @Th3BlackLotus
    @Th3BlackLotus 4 года назад +5

    Because Reanu Keeves was so good to me for Christmas, this is the first video I'm watching, where I have Yorkshire Gold in front of me.
    Any serving suggestions Spiff?

  • @Woodyhobbit
    @Woodyhobbit 4 года назад

    For such a gentleman-like person, spiff is anything but civil to video games. Especially to the civilization series

  • @MrEvroid
    @MrEvroid 4 года назад +3

    I couldn't find Madagascar in the list of official Civ 5 civilizations, then I noticed you're using a mod called Lekmod....

  • @thomasritter6919
    @thomasritter6919 4 года назад +1

    "where figthings against people with bow and arrow and we recently discovered the *gatling gun* "

  • @ashholiday123
    @ashholiday123 4 года назад +26

    "We're going to choose the cog religion"
    Um.
    Umm.
    Oof

  • @TheOneAndOnlyFen
    @TheOneAndOnlyFen 4 года назад +2

    Spiff: The Dutch are over here doing Dutch things.
    Me: How dare they do Dutch things.

  • @toddconn915
    @toddconn915 4 года назад +12

    Idk what is up with spiffs game, but I loaded mine with all the dlc's activated and there is not Madagascar character. The photo in his video is of the Moroccan leader, and the map looks like the Assyrian one. Considering Madagascar is an island off of the coast of Africa, Spiff had to have used a mod to get that character. Anyone can look it up, Madagascar is not a character in Civ 5

    • @inc0mingr0flc0pter
      @inc0mingr0flc0pter 4 года назад +4

      It’s a mod. He says it right at the start of the video. In fact, it has the name across the top banner of the setup screen at the start as well.

  • @VVen0m
    @VVen0m 4 года назад +1

    That "EXPLOITS" is so aggressive it actually made me chuckle

  • @meilstoer1574
    @meilstoer1574 4 года назад +4

    Imagine Civilization 5 Breaking Vox Populi (Mods) - Civ 5 Vox Populi (Mods) is a perfectly balanced game with no Exploit by @TheSpiffingBrit

  • @ShadowedZen
    @ShadowedZen 4 года назад +2

    Me who plays piety exclusively "shit now the world knows my tactics"

  • @34eNko
    @34eNko 4 года назад +23

    When you announced there will be Civ 5 video coming up I was really excited, but it being a mod not the base game you exploited it feels kinda underwhelming. I was hoping for breaking of the game, not someone's mod for it

    • @craigconnors1329
      @craigconnors1329 4 года назад +4

      If you want a broken base game, raging barbs and rush religion to get missionaries that convert barbs. Won’t win you the game on anything higher than emperor, or against people, but it’s pretty funny on lower/medium difficulty

    • @34eNko
      @34eNko 4 года назад

      @@craigconnors1329 I play civ mostly on deity, immortal if with friends because they asses are too hard to carry but I will try it out and see how far I can pull it off

    • @charlesfudge2
      @charlesfudge2 4 года назад +1

      The mod he's playing in is the unofficial balance patch that is pretty widely used in the community to make the game less broken. The point is that he broke the balance patch.

    • @superguy911
      @superguy911 4 года назад

      also theres playing spain and winning religious tourism in 100 turns, but that's probably too much rng for a video

  • @Disasterclese
    @Disasterclese 4 года назад +1

    An empire so culturally profound it broke the spacetime continuum. "So next turn, we will have owned these tiles for 3 turns." "Oh yes I remember when that will have happened."

    • @Draco-pv8ie
      @Draco-pv8ie 4 года назад

      5th dimensional real estate brokers and purchases. Awesome.

  • @axson8
    @axson8 4 года назад +6

    And I thought the Shoshone was a broken start...

  • @TheEpOorklep
    @TheEpOorklep 4 года назад +1

    If you listen closely throughout the video you can hear Reannu Keeves dragon shouting in the background begging you to come play with him again and Tod Howard crying to the heavens wondering why you left his masterpiece behind.......

  • @voxfoxclips8684
    @voxfoxclips8684 4 года назад +10

    Not gonna lie, every time I hear ‘Piety’, I keep thinking it has to involve pies in some way. And who wouldn’t like something based around pies?
    Also, what’s the song at 2:28? I swear, I keep hearing in every video and it has a bopping beat.
    ...also, shout out to ‘Teaism’.

  • @billtalent1
    @billtalent1 4 года назад

    it's nice that civ v at least doesn't have any exploits or balance issues in multiplayer, its the main thing preventing me from playing civ vi

  • @markar634
    @markar634 4 года назад +4

    No one:
    Spiffing Britt meeting Korea: Japan!!!

  • @MilesTheMan
    @MilesTheMan 4 года назад +2

    I remember seeing Spiff play this strategy on the Jingle Jam. I was hoping we'd see a video of it!