The Altyn Helmet (Armored Spetsnaz Soldiers)

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @gunny8633
    @gunny8633 4 года назад +3519

    This helmet is perfect for dealing with awkward elevator conversations in the KGB headquarters

    • @Evan24_7
      @Evan24_7 4 года назад +134

      @@user-tv3ik9qi9x with a last name that starts with Z and ends with V

    • @skudzag737
      @skudzag737 4 года назад +86

      @@user-tv3ik9qi9x Zakhaev

    • @skrax6926
      @skrax6926 4 года назад +72

      Ah i see, you have a great taste in video games.

    • @funnyspoon5120
      @funnyspoon5120 4 года назад +57

      @@skrax6926 Campaign and zombies are good, MP is meh

    • @gunny8633
      @gunny8633 4 года назад +20

      @@skrax6926 I have been playing COD since I was five, I started with bo2, and later on went back and played every other CoD

  • @imstupid880
    @imstupid880 4 года назад +3809

    Imagine how badass of a scientist you'd have to be to be part of a group called the "Research Institute of Steel".

    • @dedsecmania4458
      @dedsecmania4458 4 года назад +361

      This is the HQ for the Brother hood of steel Scribes

    • @Kameruner
      @Kameruner 4 года назад +63

      Brotherhood Of Steel Vibes

    • @hunterfickling3451
      @hunterfickling3451 4 года назад +30

      Lol brother hood of steel

    • @hunterfickling3451
      @hunterfickling3451 4 года назад +9

      @Silver Wolf nothing at all knight

    • @zapasnoekoleso
      @zapasnoekoleso 4 года назад +40

      Actually, I've been gratuated from this institute - it is in Moscow lol

  • @RealNotASpy
    @RealNotASpy 4 года назад +5858

    Never stopped me from getting Head, Eyes by M995

    • @wesleysmith6202
      @wesleysmith6202 4 года назад +40

      Me either:(

    • @BigFloppa95
      @BigFloppa95 4 года назад +25

      true

    • @CoreStarter
      @CoreStarter 4 года назад +249

      gasp, you mean to tell me titanium penetrator core 556 traveling at supersonic speeds designed to specifically penetrate Russian GOST 6A armor penetrates a GOST 5 helmet?????

    • @anonymousyoutuber3002
      @anonymousyoutuber3002 4 года назад +26

      King of comedy

    • @RealNotASpy
      @RealNotASpy 4 года назад +63

      @@CoreStarter yes

  • @oscarfedorov4099
    @oscarfedorov4099 3 года назад +880

    incredible marksmanship performance by the soldier with the Dragunov at 4:00, the guy is literally quickscoping

    • @notonlysunandbeach2567
      @notonlysunandbeach2567 3 года назад +11

      ahahahhahahahahahahahahah

    • @toucan6109
      @toucan6109 3 года назад +11

      How can you say it's incredible if you didn't see him hit anything?

    • @cnj5643
      @cnj5643 3 года назад +32

      @@toucan6109 stfu you child, just go with it

    • @ignaciomunizdiaz5194
      @ignaciomunizdiaz5194 3 года назад +6

      Alpha snipers are literally the champions of the world

    • @Brofessor17
      @Brofessor17 3 года назад +5

      That ADS speed is insane .3 seconds.

  • @zlataribar
    @zlataribar 4 года назад +3036

    SImple History: releases Altyn Helmet video
    Everyone: TACHANKA HELMET
    Sad maska-1 noises

  • @crazyzombiebos7778
    @crazyzombiebos7778 4 года назад +5334

    Spoiler Alert: Tachanka doesn’t wear this helmet! Tachanka wears a Maska-1! All Tarkov players know the Altyn when they see the Zavodskys wear them in Dorms though...

    • @daltonb6007
      @daltonb6007 4 года назад +104

      Thanks lol, we both have to educate I see

    • @luckyluchiano4759
      @luckyluchiano4759 4 года назад +27

      Good catch.

    • @pyeitme508
      @pyeitme508 4 года назад +16

      True lol

    • @BusterBuizel
      @BusterBuizel 4 года назад +85

      There’s also his brother who lives in a shopping mall for some reason

    • @chargedcommando8169
      @chargedcommando8169 4 года назад +36

      As long as it is a Russian helmet we don’t care because the Lord probably doesn’t care himself

  • @doktorphlog2143
    @doktorphlog2143 3 года назад +1927

    Imagine holding a job at your countries most advanced and well known intelligence agencies, working on a specialized piece of equipment, and your job is to paint the new helmets.

    • @leeru1413
      @leeru1413 3 года назад +5

      XD

    • @AlexanderBogdanow
      @AlexanderBogdanow 3 года назад +115

      Hey, some Jobs are ugly and/or boring, but they've to be someone who gets 'em done anyway. 😉

    • @LunaStabz
      @LunaStabz 3 года назад +76

      imagine making fun of somebody with a job

    • @Poor_Mans_Burnt_Ends
      @Poor_Mans_Burnt_Ends 3 года назад +34

      At the end of the day though, he’s got a job

    • @ShahAznable
      @ShahAznable 3 года назад +33

      That's actually pretty cool job

  • @fallingbed1
    @fallingbed1 3 года назад +3098

    All that protection just to die by LPS Gzh

    • @nexonflowers2728
      @nexonflowers2728 3 года назад +54

      Sad innit

    • @vector7818
      @vector7818 3 года назад +6

      @@nexonflowers2728 yup

    • @sparkling_h2o895
      @sparkling_h2o895 3 года назад +5

      Sad

    • @styles1168
      @styles1168 3 года назад +83

      realistically Altyn's couldn't even stop 5.45. they're only meant to stop pistol round and shrapnel

    • @dgavinin
      @dgavinin 3 года назад +4

      hello again

  • @wasdwazd
    @wasdwazd 4 года назад +775

    PSA: The helmet worn by Tachanka is a lower quality Maska, made of steel rather than titanium, and is not used by Spetsnaz or FSB operatives.

    • @supersarge2477
      @supersarge2477 4 года назад +50

      According to a recent video series by Oxide, apparently the maska's steel actually was more protective. Check out his series on these helmets!

    • @jack50br54
      @jack50br54 4 года назад +26

      Steel and titanium are very similar in terms of protection, but titanium is lighter.

    • @wasdwazd
      @wasdwazd 4 года назад +27

      @@supersarge2477 Though he theorized that it was due to the Altyn being made of an older and less durable alloy of titanium.

    • @supersarge2477
      @supersarge2477 4 года назад +8

      @@wasdwazd Yeah, that's what my point was though I wasn't very clear. Even though the maska is less refined and has worse features and such, its steel quality meant it did better and wasn't necessarily lower quality.

    • @ahmadrafa9523
      @ahmadrafa9523 4 года назад +4

      @@supersarge2477 but since its siege logic, a dinky 9mm from an M9 still penetrates because siege logic

  • @kinangeagle133
    @kinangeagle133 4 года назад +3881

    “LMG mounted and loaded”
    RIP

  • @ReviveHF
    @ReviveHF 4 года назад +1710

    "Elevator conversation always gets awkward." -Russell Adler

    • @KdubbleYT
      @KdubbleYT 4 года назад +54

      When u answer the questions right the first time

    • @CrazyAlaskanCoDShot
      @CrazyAlaskanCoDShot 4 года назад +38

      I knocked out Zakhaev

    • @2brk2hvhndl
      @2brk2hvhndl 4 года назад +4

      Imagine if this wasn't edited

    • @rbr6561
      @rbr6561 4 года назад +20

      @@MrMemes21 I think she is having a stroke

    • @ReviveHF
      @ReviveHF 4 года назад +15

      @@rbr6561 That one need to be sent to vorkuta.

  • @SubparLiberator
    @SubparLiberator 4 года назад +222

    Fun fact: during my deployment in 2016/17, we actually went to that palace. Its been taken/taken back numerous times over the course of soviet/american invasions. If it truly is the same palace i think you mentioned, then its definitely a thing to see. It sits on a massive mountain top, and still covered in bullet holes/blown out walls

    • @wizzotizzo
      @wizzotizzo 3 года назад +5

      Woah, thank you for telling us.

    • @j.w.b5048
      @j.w.b5048 3 года назад +4

      This has aged poorly.

    • @belonn6121
      @belonn6121 3 года назад +1

      @@j.w.b5048 what happened?

    • @Reefer-Rampage69
      @Reefer-Rampage69 2 года назад

      @@j.w.b5048 why??

  • @jacksoyson4713
    @jacksoyson4713 4 года назад +1504

    Any video: Has Russia in it
    Sergei Prokofiev's dance of the knights: Allow me to introduce myself

    • @543soldier
      @543soldier 4 года назад +9

      Thats not the song. Its actually called "smooth rest cafe". I know, the name is really weird but look it up.

    • @543soldier
      @543soldier 4 года назад +4

      ruclips.net/video/GHEzUtkNuVo/видео.html

    • @jacksoyson4713
      @jacksoyson4713 4 года назад +6

      @@543soldier Does it use the same melody, because they sound similar

    • @dereklee796
      @dereklee796 4 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @AtharvaApte2706
      @AtharvaApte2706 4 года назад +4

      Any video: has PUBG Like helmet
      Pubg fans: allow me to introduce myself

  • @LCMhistory
    @LCMhistory 4 года назад +3521

    I need to make my history Lego film about this spetznaz ... those guys look badass!

    • @huhsauce4797
      @huhsauce4797 4 года назад +14

      yes!!

    • @Gabriel-uf7bn
      @Gabriel-uf7bn 4 года назад +7

      Nice

    • @LCMhistory
      @LCMhistory 4 года назад +14

      @Patrick101 Ducoing Great to hear that man :))

    • @fetanizmczorabin8543
      @fetanizmczorabin8543 4 года назад +4

      I need to like a video about lego history of spetznaz... those guys looks badass!

    • @LCMhistory
      @LCMhistory 4 года назад +6

      @@fetanizmczorabin8543 actually I do have a history video about russian spetznaz but it's in Syria and there they don;t wear Altyn helmets... however it's a real history which you may check in lego style

  • @lanehale5669
    @lanehale5669 4 года назад +594

    As a rat, I fear nothing more than this helmet and a slick coming in while I’m stealing loot off the chad that guy just killed

  • @jimmomacca6914
    @jimmomacca6914 4 года назад +884

    4:15, my boi hitting them MLG quickscopes

    • @M4x.1520
      @M4x.1520 3 года назад +47

      360 no scope officers while jumping off a building

    • @geekingtweakingweeknd5922
      @geekingtweakingweeknd5922 3 года назад +31

      @@M4x.1520 not gonna lie that would be the most demoralizing thing an enemy could do to me

    • @toasterbathbombs139
      @toasterbathbombs139 3 года назад +4

      @@M4x.1520 imagine in ww3 some formally cod sniper gets drafted into the war and becomes a sniper and pulls off a trick like that

    • @tumbleweed1551
      @tumbleweed1551 3 года назад +1

      Altogether more impressive because he isn't even pressing the scope against his face like he's supposed to. That little suction cup on the back is there for a reason.

    • @ethangasson9965
      @ethangasson9965 3 года назад +1

      @@tumbleweed1551 BRUH if you put your eye DIRECTLY on the scope the recoil will ruin your eyes

  • @captainlexington
    @captainlexington 4 года назад +543

    Ah yes, the Tarkov Chad headwear

    • @septembersveryown3638
      @septembersveryown3638 4 года назад +13

      Ushanka is the ultimate chad headwear

    • @longswordlongsword
      @longswordlongsword 4 года назад

      Chads only wear exfil noobs wear altyn

    • @AMTrixy
      @AMTrixy 3 года назад

      @@longswordlongsword exfil extremely unreliable for its price, I get one tapped almost all the time with exfils. Altyns are half the price and I eat multiple 7.62 bp before dying smh

    • @usec32
      @usec32 3 года назад

      @@AMTrixy been one tapped by bt through the altyn before, 1.5% rnjesus sad times

  • @NTNinja
    @NTNinja 4 года назад +2247

    Fun fact: When planes fly they are in the air

  • @alejandrorojas1423
    @alejandrorojas1423 4 года назад +58

    "The research institute of Steel"
    Thats fucking METAL.

    • @guy2026
      @guy2026 2 года назад +5

      Yes so is steel

    • @roofcamper1668
      @roofcamper1668 2 года назад +1

      Steel is made out of some metals and carbon you dummy

  • @happytachanka4927
    @happytachanka4927 3 года назад +188

    * soldier shoots enemy head and hears ping of bullets bounce*
    It was at this moment he knew he fucked up

    • @wizzotizzo
      @wizzotizzo 3 года назад +6

      Lol, your profile picture and name fits this.

    • @kerbodynamicx472
      @kerbodynamicx472 3 года назад +3

      We didn't penetrate their armour!

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 2 года назад +2

      It's like hitting someone with a tank shell and hearing "PING" instead of a bang.

    • @roofcamper1668
      @roofcamper1668 2 года назад +2

      Rifle rounds would just penetrate that helmet. And soldiers usually carry rifles

  • @torakazu2269
    @torakazu2269 4 года назад +162

    4:20 he’s actually quickscoping with his SVD

  • @ItsEllaBella
    @ItsEllaBella 4 года назад +309

    Loved learning where Our Lord Tachanka got his secondary helmet

    • @fingerboarder5989
      @fingerboarder5989 4 года назад +15

      His helmet is a maska-1 no the altyn

    • @martras2237
      @martras2237 4 года назад +28

      @@fingerboarder5989 hence why he said "secondary helmet" not "primary helmet"

    • @MrJJuK
      @MrJJuK 3 года назад

      this is an EFT helmet dude.

    • @muhamadirfanisamily7663
      @muhamadirfanisamily7663 3 года назад

      Pubg

  • @Tempus0ptic
    @Tempus0ptic 4 года назад +663

    The comment section: 90% R6 references
    10% "Wow cool helmet"

    • @klutzspecter3470
      @klutzspecter3470 4 года назад +37

      0.1% Tarkov Players.

    • @TheAdministration
      @TheAdministration 4 года назад +2

      My first thought was how much would this helmet cost?

    • @Tempus0ptic
      @Tempus0ptic 4 года назад +7

      @@TheAdministration The fake replicas go for only $176 but the real ones cost up to $1700

    • @colio4197
      @colio4197 4 года назад +3

      @@klutzspecter3470 0.1% from Desperate Measures in BOCW

    • @1tems
      @1tems 4 года назад +1

      0.01% PUBG

  • @generaltofu511
    @generaltofu511 4 года назад +2997

    Helmet doesn't protect russian, russian protects helmet.

    • @jesuschrist6337
      @jesuschrist6337 4 года назад +25

      @Nathaniel De Sagun Roman No, he was banned from participating in war cause he was using spinbot

    • @siegmund6307
      @siegmund6307 3 года назад +21

      Generic Russia memes

    • @Commrade-DOGE
      @Commrade-DOGE 3 года назад +13

      Due to the vast consumption of vodka Russian troops are more or less resistant to most damage

    • @hocus101
      @hocus101 3 года назад +5

      Add vodka for beater results

    • @savathunthejudge914
      @savathunthejudge914 3 года назад +1

      No soldier is a man without pet helmet

  • @harrymaxwell5420
    @harrymaxwell5420 4 года назад +809

    “Bell, we have a job to do” - Russel Adler

    • @provthegoat7780
      @provthegoat7780 4 года назад +17

      This has nothing to do with Cold War

    • @ial3zx976
      @ial3zx976 4 года назад +3

      yep

    • @davinator_peepo2102
      @davinator_peepo2102 4 года назад +38

      @Carson Oakes campaign was the best since infinite warfare. By the way infinite warfare’s campaign is actually good

    • @eddiepottr
      @eddiepottr 4 года назад +4

      In what way is this reference relevant to the video?

    • @Mad-rg9sz
      @Mad-rg9sz 4 года назад +17

      Its sad to think there will be a generation who know the Altyn from Cod Cold war, and not stuff like pubg, EFT, or just general knowledge honestly.

  • @possessedaerosol8343
    @possessedaerosol8343 4 года назад +377

    Boss, you’re here to take out a group of heavily armored soldiers.

  • @stephenmachado6400
    @stephenmachado6400 4 года назад +676

    “YOU will never... Escape From Tarkov.”
    -Prapor

    • @Paperb0y47
      @Paperb0y47 4 года назад +2

      When did he said that?😳😳😳

    • @MoogleMoger
      @MoogleMoger 4 года назад +5

      @@Paperb0y47 its reference to the game escape from Tarkov look it up

    • @Paperb0y47
      @Paperb0y47 4 года назад

      @@MoogleMoger k

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 4 года назад

      @@Paperb0y47 You will be getting sent to similar place soon by Trump.

    • @Four20b1az31t
      @Four20b1az31t 4 года назад

      I hate how accurate this is 😭

  • @kerenwang437
    @kerenwang437 3 года назад +757

    TACHANKA: Why is my helmet made from paper ?

    • @Kan99189
      @Kan99189 3 года назад +6

      Tachanka it 2021 why I use do28 kulakov

    • @crazyzombiebos7778
      @crazyzombiebos7778 3 года назад +18

      This isn’t Tachanka’s helmet. Refer to my comment with 4.5K likes for more info

    • @dr.dylansgame5583
      @dr.dylansgame5583 3 года назад +13

      @@crazyzombiebos7778 his real life equivalent helmet in modern day tests have actually held up better then this helmet model and is actually show to be the toughest Russian helmet of the bunch which is ironic considering how old it is the titanium helmets in tests are actually shown to be slightly weaker when it comes to firearms specifically cant tell you why but I guess steel is better at taking puncture specifically over titanium especially in cases like this where it isnt that thick

    • @ceu160193
      @ceu160193 3 года назад +3

      @@dr.dylansgame5583 However titanium helmets are a bit lighter.

    • @audiebradley2995
      @audiebradley2995 3 года назад +2

      @@ceu160193 have to say, I think that I’d rather not have a window in my skull and carry more weight than the opposite

  • @PerturbatorFan
    @PerturbatorFan 4 года назад +3624

    Tarkov players: Allow us to introduce ourselves
    Why are the replies a literal warzone now

  • @nikolajs.5353
    @nikolajs.5353 4 года назад +335

    I can’t be the only one who clicked, because it reminded me of the clip with the guy who gets shot in the head with a Nagant revolver, while wearing this

    • @deezboyeed6764
      @deezboyeed6764 4 года назад +5

      You are not

    • @guts-141
      @guts-141 4 года назад +2

      Wait what?!

    • @deezboyeed6764
      @deezboyeed6764 4 года назад +27

      @@guts-141 this one
      ruclips.net/video/xELzqcSaRrg/видео.html

    • @guts-141
      @guts-141 4 года назад +7

      @@deezboyeed6764 Russians
      Classic shenanigans

    • @calyxman
      @calyxman 4 года назад

      @@deezboyeed6764 Wait, does he live?

  • @Madderthanjoker
    @Madderthanjoker 4 года назад +370

    Nah mate, i'd get killed soo quickly in Tarkov even wearing one of these boys.

    • @imelmo7243
      @imelmo7243 4 года назад +7

      Cuz unlike CoD Tarkov is realistic

    • @nikoladudnovic9356
      @nikoladudnovic9356 4 года назад +23

      @@imelmo7243 thats funny you think tarkov is realistic

    • @rusty1x224
      @rusty1x224 4 года назад +27

      @@nikoladudnovic9356 i mean there isn’t too many things that are unrealistic other than some of the medding

    • @nikoladudnovic9356
      @nikoladudnovic9356 4 года назад +4

      @@rusty1x224 sidestrafing is a big thing

    • @nikoladudnovic9356
      @nikoladudnovic9356 4 года назад +1

      @@rusty1x224 the combat stims

  • @MidasMakeItRain
    @MidasMakeItRain 4 года назад +154

    Alright. Couldn't withstand a Tokarev shot, but lets not forget that Tokarevs shot really hot ammo. They were pretty much armor piercing pistols.

    • @Sacrifice117
      @Sacrifice117 3 года назад +3

      they mention it in the video sir

    • @JR9979
      @JR9979 3 года назад +28

      Old Russian study after WW2 gave a rating for all common army weapons when used in self defence from bear attacks. TT-33 was 75-80% effective in stopping a bear due to its ability to pierce skulls. PPSH was 100% effective btw haha.

    • @houghwhite411
      @houghwhite411 3 года назад +8

      @@JR9979 Glory for papasha

    • @houghwhite411
      @houghwhite411 3 года назад +16

      @@empnadajhhh9469 In reality these scary helmets are pistol rated helmets. 5.56 is a different beast by itself and will pen this helmet without trying

    • @sidecharacter9270
      @sidecharacter9270 3 года назад +1

      irl it can stop every pistol ap round but rifle rounds go right through

  • @pineapplejuice2600
    @pineapplejuice2600 4 года назад +451

    “We’ve got a job to do”-Russell Adler

  • @simulify8726
    @simulify8726 4 года назад +390

    Spetznaz in Afghanistan,
    *The cactus speaks mujahedeen*

    • @canadianwaffenwaffle2976
      @canadianwaffenwaffle2976 4 года назад +8

      America: “first time?”

    • @ExcelonTheFourthAvalonHeirs
      @ExcelonTheFourthAvalonHeirs 4 года назад +22

      @@canadianwaffenwaffle2976
      Actually, Soviet should said that to American. Not the other way.

    • @543soldier
      @543soldier 4 года назад +13

      @@canadianwaffenwaffle2976 Russians were the first to invade. We funded the Mujahideen initially.

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola 4 года назад +12

      Everybody's a spetsnaz until bushes start speaking Big Boss

    • @nordini7987
      @nordini7987 4 года назад +1

      Allahuakbar jihad from communism

  • @mattkaustickomments
    @mattkaustickomments 4 года назад +670

    This helmet was issued to American troops and re-designated as “The Bender”.

    • @paintnamer6403
      @paintnamer6403 4 года назад +69

      "My story is a lot like yours, only more interesting 'cause it involves robots'" Bender

    • @bodenking
      @bodenking 4 года назад +16

      Now I can't unsee it

    • @mattkaustickomments
      @mattkaustickomments 4 года назад +7

      @@bodenking You’re welcome.

    • @chopdecipher
      @chopdecipher 4 года назад +47

      "We're gonna make our own soviet union. With blackjack & hookers."

    • @ittasteslikeburning6895
      @ittasteslikeburning6895 4 года назад +19

      The program was cut short though cause soldiers would get magnets stuck on the titanium visor and endlessly sing folk songs.

  • @AntonioZL
    @AntonioZL 4 года назад +57

    The only thing scarier than a spetsnaz is an armored spetsnaz.

  • @comicsbros1227
    @comicsbros1227 4 года назад +918

    It`s group "V", not "B". Letter looks like "B" in russian language it`s "V".

    • @averagejoexd2340
      @averagejoexd2340 4 года назад +52

      Vladimir Putin
      Bladimir putin

    • @comicsbros1227
      @comicsbros1227 4 года назад +56

      @@averagejoexd2340 almost. On Russian it`s Владимир Путин.

    • @russianoldschoo48
      @russianoldschoo48 4 года назад +3

      Are you sure it wasn’t a group Б?

    • @comicsbros1227
      @comicsbros1227 4 года назад +18

      @@russianoldschoo48 i'm not sure group Б even exist...

    • @russianoldschoo48
      @russianoldschoo48 4 года назад +11

      @@comicsbros1227 right its the vympel

  • @voidgivenfocus
    @voidgivenfocus 4 года назад +447

    Tarkov players: *looting intensifies*

  • @avgnjpn3967
    @avgnjpn3967 4 года назад +96

    I'm a simple man: I see Spetsnaz, I click. I see Simple History covering something Spetsnaz, I click harder

  • @dakotahinson4064
    @dakotahinson4064 3 года назад +30

    4:20 My dude out there quick scoping.

  • @straightwarlock5341
    @straightwarlock5341 4 года назад +1047

    Funny how the swiss helment has become a “true russian thing”

    • @felixtheswiss
      @felixtheswiss 4 года назад +89

      We are neutral about this......

    • @evilfurryfromnowhere4100
      @evilfurryfromnowhere4100 4 года назад +39

      Its not copy of swiss helm, it construction based on s h.

    • @Josh_dbg
      @Josh_dbg 4 года назад +23

      Similar to how the Russian T34 was based on the T3 Christie, an American tank.

    • @sheldyncooper3928
      @sheldyncooper3928 4 года назад +3

      What do you think the r60 is lmao
      Its a reversed engineered aim 9 sidewinder

    • @urdnotwrex6969
      @urdnotwrex6969 4 года назад +64

      @@Josh_dbg we can talk anything. Americans copied Russians, Russians copied US. Thing is that if something doesnt work for US, works best for Russians. Same as BT tank series. It was first light tank from USA, which nobody likes but Soviets. So they bought it and build their own out from it. Funny thing even is that sloped armor was Soviet thing, so not just Americans used it, but Germans aswell. Sidewinder is malfunction tech which didnt blew up on mig. It was just stuck and thats how Soviets made their own missile. Thunderbolt was made by a guy from Soviet Union. Another thing is how American didn´t liked their own Airacobras or Kingcobras so they sold them to Soviets, but since Soviets liked 37mm cannons or even 45mm cannons on their Yaks, they liked American fighters too. There are so many things that US and Russians are sharing, its unbelievable.

  • @MarkSantosMusic
    @MarkSantosMusic 4 года назад +88

    Can we just appreciate how much this channel's quality of animation improved??? Kudos to the animators and video editors!

    • @75IFFY
      @75IFFY 4 года назад +6

      You think? Marginally less boxy, but same 3 second gif thing on endless repeat.

    • @MarkSantosMusic
      @MarkSantosMusic 4 года назад

      @@75IFFY yeah, I actually do think so- it's not really Walt Disney or anything, and they can't include every minute detail of things happening, but still, it's a far cry from what it was when I started watching the channel. :}
      but i do see your point though

  • @mrcolddrink2763
    @mrcolddrink2763 4 года назад +484

    *shows adidas altyn helmet*
    Slavics: *Heavy slavic breathing*
    Also Slavics: *Loads RPK with drunken intent*

  • @Notllamalord
    @Notllamalord 3 года назад +142

    the weakest part of the helmet isn’t even the glass smh

    • @anyoneanywhere8212
      @anyoneanywhere8212 3 года назад +12

      The weakest part of the helmet is the soft, human brain underneath 🧟🧠

    • @Fesko-ly1wr
      @Fesko-ly1wr 2 года назад

      People should know that this helmet is not ultra strong, it wont stop big rifle rounds👀
      Unless bullet goes tangentially

  • @brogandoesthearmy5311
    @brogandoesthearmy5311 4 года назад +166

    Oxide has a great series on all of these types of helmets and he shoots them with multiple types of guns to test their strength.

    • @vneeson9773
      @vneeson9773 4 года назад +7

      Yes he does, very underrated channel

    • @Uhhh_Lemme_Check
      @Uhhh_Lemme_Check 4 года назад +1

      Ah. I see you are a man of culture as well.

    • @Tarik360
      @Tarik360 4 года назад

      Looking for this comment

    • @mr.fantastic4403
      @mr.fantastic4403 4 года назад

      AHHHH I was about to say that!!!

  • @Mr.SM2939OLD
    @Mr.SM2939OLD 4 года назад +15

    Even everyone in comment section say "LMG, MOUNTED AND LOADED!" but Tachanka wears Maska-1

  • @tarochanusa
    @tarochanusa 4 года назад +194

    Pffft imagine playing Escape from Tarkov and buying an Altyn only to get shot head eyes by a scav using a TT pistol 😂😂😂

    • @gavinjacob6501
      @gavinjacob6501 4 года назад +9

      More like toz scav.

    • @Doomguy-777
      @Doomguy-777 4 года назад +1

      **Dorms flashback**

    • @yigitalpalakoc
      @yigitalpalakoc 4 года назад +1

      Well, its called tovarisch tokarev for a reason

    • @austinellis576
      @austinellis576 4 года назад

      If you are good you can make stuff happen with a Toz.
      Get a good sight, put slugs in it, don't miss 😂

    • @jgriggs2846
      @jgriggs2846 4 года назад

      Well id not be anymore fucked than iam right Now

  • @zacherymartin4630
    @zacherymartin4630 4 года назад +72

    1:41 accurate depiction of pistol running

    • @yada4444
      @yada4444 3 года назад +5

      The Chad Thicc Boy vs The Virgin Pistoling

  • @stdwproductions5090
    @stdwproductions5090 4 года назад +70

    “Bell get the charge ready” Russell Adler

    • @danny-mb3pe
      @danny-mb3pe 4 года назад +3

      We got a job to do

    • @KZHVNKLM
      @KZHVNKLM 4 года назад +4

      (Signal Ambush) time for you to join Lazar/Park

  • @n-gaming4056
    @n-gaming4056 4 года назад +95

    When you forgot to report to commander sobol
    And a guy named Imran comes in the elevator
    “Elevator conversations always get awkward”

  • @ScorpoYT
    @ScorpoYT 4 года назад +31

    Tachanka loved this video

    • @sap9245
      @sap9245 4 года назад

      Yo sup dude

    • @sap9245
      @sap9245 4 года назад

      Do u remember me still we once talked together in discord

    • @thegalapagos57
      @thegalapagos57 4 года назад +2

      Tachanka doesn't wear an Altyn he uses an outdated Maska

    • @Myriip
      @Myriip 4 года назад +2

      This isn't Tachankas helmet lmao

  • @VictoriaIsTired
    @VictoriaIsTired 3 года назад +33

    "Support show, buy hoodie."
    "Take drugs, kill a bear."

    • @mango-po3ys
      @mango-po3ys 3 года назад

      Jokes aside, that accent did really well (if it's pretended)

    • @VictoriaIsTired
      @VictoriaIsTired 3 года назад

      @@mango-po3ys It is fake

    • @Myronsjet
      @Myronsjet 3 года назад

      @@mango-po3ys It'a pretended cos it's did not done "very well".

  • @Lolzz_ya
    @Lolzz_ya 4 года назад +120

    When i watched AFGuides Cold War Full walktrough and when the No russian part came up it was super cringy seeing comments PUBG HELMET. It made me laugh all day

    • @neft5449
      @neft5449 4 года назад +7

      PUBG HELMET!!!!!

    • @izayeh4028
      @izayeh4028 4 года назад +2

      @@neft5449 no cold war mission

    • @iwantsexseemyvideo6250
      @iwantsexseemyvideo6250 4 года назад +1

      🦞🏃🙃

    • @jack_copperz
      @jack_copperz 4 года назад +3

      🅱️egone th0t!

    • @kyloben7493
      @kyloben7493 4 года назад +2

      Lol ikr like wth is a pubg helmet it’s just a helmet in the game

  • @doodoofard69
    @doodoofard69 4 года назад +247

    I came expecting the comments to be filled with overused "Soviet Union papa Stalin communist slav funny" jokes. Needless to say, I'm quite satisfied with the comment section as of now.

    • @HispAnakin42
      @HispAnakin42 4 года назад +5

      Don’t give them ideas

    • @doodoofard69
      @doodoofard69 4 года назад +4

      @@HispAnakin42 not that their ideas would ever receive any positive remarks anyways.

    • @chadkingoffuckmountain970
      @chadkingoffuckmountain970 4 года назад +9

      Soviet union papa stalin communisf slav funny.

    • @doodoofard69
      @doodoofard69 4 года назад

      @ Wow, I'm laughing so hard right now

    • @Shoxic666
      @Shoxic666 4 года назад +1

      "cyka blyat comrades amirite? Lol squatting in my adidas smoking ciggy and drinking vodka."
      - a 15 year old English slavaboo kid who plays too much Rainbow Six/CS:GO and has never even been to Russia, username xX_russian-bias_Xx

  • @rogueerr0r847
    @rogueerr0r847 4 года назад +1235

    Fun fact: TANCHANKA doesn’t wear this helmet he wears the Maska-1
    Edit:OMG GUYS THX FOR 1K likes :D

    • @jaysonrocchio6637
      @jaysonrocchio6637 4 года назад +90

      I think that there is a helmet option for chanka that turns it into an altyn helmet

    • @rogueerr0r847
      @rogueerr0r847 4 года назад +8

      Wow rlly that cool lol

    • @slyppery7923
      @slyppery7923 4 года назад +25

      There's one headgear that will don a k-63 (modified altyn) and another that dons a Maska-sch as opposed to the maska-1

    • @kaankucuk2939
      @kaankucuk2939 4 года назад +24

      Heil Lord tachanka

    • @seamusnicell7904
      @seamusnicell7904 4 года назад +2

      Yeah I was just wondering that

  • @eva2602
    @eva2602 4 года назад +32

    1:54 how to not test armour

  • @matthewklitzke2970
    @matthewklitzke2970 4 года назад +65

    It’s rare that YT gives me the notification this soon instead of 2-3 days after.

  • @johntorreto4485
    @johntorreto4485 4 года назад +144

    "MY FACE IS MY SHIELD!!!"
    -Random RussianBadger Video

  • @tsukikotsutsukakushi9339
    @tsukikotsutsukakushi9339 4 года назад +59

    Pestily: *Breathing intensifies*

  • @lucid5183
    @lucid5183 3 года назад +4

    4:20 the guy started quick scoping lmao

  • @Interstellar-ss2fx
    @Interstellar-ss2fx 4 года назад +22

    My moms Uncle wasn't a Spetsnaz but he served in the Russian Army. He served for two years because in Russia you have to server if you don't go to college. When he entered the army, he was short, slim and not very strong. His grandma came to pick him up once his service was over and couldn't find him. And then she looked up and saw he grew a foot and was super buff. It's impressive what that did to him in a good way.

    • @mkismkismk
      @mkismkismk 4 года назад +6

      Was he also black after service?

    • @Interstellar-ss2fx
      @Interstellar-ss2fx 4 года назад +3

      @@mkismkismk I don't get what you mean by that, could you explain?

    • @quackmeister69
      @quackmeister69 4 года назад +1

      does this have to do anything with the helmet

    • @AOIU982
      @AOIU982 4 года назад

      Mandatory service is not a good thing stop promoting it

    • @mkismkismk
      @mkismkismk 4 года назад

      @@AOIU982 it's only acceptable in a global war situation these days. Russia uses contract servicemen and PMCs these days in both Syria/Libya/Africa

  • @lightninghawk5981
    @lightninghawk5981 4 года назад +27

    The Prototype Juggernauts

  • @90sanime52
    @90sanime52 4 года назад +285

    POV: You’re Belikov with Adler trying to escape KGB’s headquarter

  • @ConvoySeibatoron1313
    @ConvoySeibatoron1313 4 года назад +27

    I remember seeing that helmet in Metro last light

    • @folk_.
      @folk_. 7 месяцев назад

      Based, this is the comment I was looking for, not cringey tarkovites

  • @50shekels
    @50shekels 4 года назад +290

    Can’t believe the Soviet Union literally copped PUBG’s design!!

    • @jgregory1609
      @jgregory1609 4 года назад +10

      Ik this isn’t true but it’s funny

    • @yahyana
      @yahyana 4 года назад +37

      Also i cant believe God of War copied kratos from fortnite😂

    • @tomcg11
      @tomcg11 4 года назад +12

      Can't believe the mandalorian copied mandalorian from Fortnite
      , 😉

    • @HokuraChan0106
      @HokuraChan0106 4 года назад +5

      *R6 has joined*

    • @NoobOfShame
      @NoobOfShame 4 года назад +1

      @87DayZ87Nightz slang for taken/'obtained'

  • @strangeur4058
    @strangeur4058 4 года назад +258

    Normal people: What a cool looking helmet
    R6s players: THE LORD HAS COME
    Edit: i damn well know that this isn't the helmet Tachanka wears but jebus christ take a simple joke

  • @jack2259
    @jack2259 4 года назад +81

    All the armored troops look extremely skeptical while patrolling.

    • @mrawesomesauce85
      @mrawesomesauce85 3 года назад

      tue

    • @mrawesomesauce85
      @mrawesomesauce85 3 года назад

      true*

    • @quadnudli1380
      @quadnudli1380 3 года назад

      Becouse the altyn, unlike in tarkov, doesn't have godlike protection, and unless you get a ricochet, you'll be one tapped with a 7.62x39. Or a 5.7. Or literally any rifle round/magnum revolver round/high velecity ap round.

    • @mrawesomesauce85
      @mrawesomesauce85 3 года назад +3

      @@quadnudli1380 i lost braincell

  • @greasysteak6785
    @greasysteak6785 3 года назад +6

    Imagine a squad of these guys with Altyn helmets rushing at you,Ayo i would run away I'm not dealing with absolute chads

    • @strikingcobra5607
      @strikingcobra5607 3 года назад

      The thing the chads fear most is a rat in a corner with an M995 Vepr

  • @noodlebowls8896
    @noodlebowls8896 4 года назад +14

    Everyone here thinking of R6 and Tachanka while im thinking of Tarkov, CHEEKI BREEKI

  • @vexdly7284
    @vexdly7284 4 года назад +32

    “We have a job to do”

  • @blackpowderuser373
    @blackpowderuser373 4 года назад +99

    **

    • @blackpowderuser373
      @blackpowderuser373 4 года назад +6

      @@chriswolf1089 "Elevator conversations always get awkward."

    • @neillenhart6838
      @neillenhart6838 4 года назад

      @@blackpowderuser373 remember, no awkwardness

  • @LuxuryIncorp
    @LuxuryIncorp 3 года назад +3

    The merch this company has is amazing. I’ve been wanting some.

  • @muhammadusmanrafique3517
    @muhammadusmanrafique3517 4 года назад +6

    0:05 u don't need to buy a hoodie
    That is already yours as it is OUR hoodie

  • @AuroraWolf655
    @AuroraWolf655 4 года назад +110

    The Russian accent of the Simple History thou

    • @worldoftancraft
      @worldoftancraft 4 года назад +1

      An essential element for the video. It just can't exist without this.
      But, something tells me, that if every Russian blogger will begin to mock Britts/Muricans on an everyday basis... you know, there will be a lot of offended people. What a pity.

  • @michaelwatson7364
    @michaelwatson7364 4 года назад +21

    "Suppport show, buy hoody."
    Stalin wants to know OUR location.

    • @RAKITHA9
      @RAKITHA9 4 года назад

      Bloody capitalists should be sent to gulag

    • @nickstav08
      @nickstav08 4 года назад +1

      Only through knowing all of our locations may the glorious central committee be able to crush the filthy capitalist bourgeoisie

  • @Empriction
    @Empriction 3 года назад +2

    This is sick, but nowadays there's something called Ratnik-3 which claims to stop a 50. bmg.

  • @kptparker
    @kptparker 4 года назад +10

    ARMA 3 Players: "Ah yes, the ultimate protection before getting hit by RPG"

  • @Soyuzniki21
    @Soyuzniki21 4 года назад +110

    Simple History: Posts video with Russian things
    PUBG and EFT fans: This is *OUR* comments

  • @mykulpierce
    @mykulpierce 4 года назад +6

    In Soviet Russia, you don't wear helmet, helmet wear you. When you die it gets a new person.

  • @Numischannel
    @Numischannel 3 года назад +1

    I knew the Altyn as a coin, but never heard about the helmet. You learn something new every day

  • @BytzDrawz
    @BytzDrawz 4 года назад +19

    My favorite helmet, i even made a replica of it!

  • @R.0513
    @R.0513 4 года назад +17

    Why does people keep saying that this is Tachanka's Helmet.....
    Chunky's helmet is a Maska not an Altyn

  • @danconti5984
    @danconti5984 4 года назад +11

    *heavy metal music and PKM rampage intensifies*

  • @ВладимирБогомолов-х2ш

    Altyn in the turkic languages mean "gold" So, this is golden helmet )

  • @doctorchaotic3415
    @doctorchaotic3415 4 года назад +77

    **Oxide Mujahids has entered the chat**

    • @_lordtachanka_2314
      @_lordtachanka_2314 4 года назад +1

      *L O N G L I V E T H E O X I D I A N G O N D O L A S*

  • @naumanjaved5927
    @naumanjaved5927 4 года назад +13

    You forgot to mention the Altyn Helmet was also designated as the Level 3 helmet in PUBG...

    • @crazyzombiebos7778
      @crazyzombiebos7778 3 года назад +2

      No. The level 3 in PUBG is the RYS-T

    • @ssnwan
      @ssnwan 3 года назад

      is that game still alive today?

    • @Stalin_194
      @Stalin_194 3 года назад

      @@ssnwan
      Yeah,but it wil be no
      It will be placed by
      Pubg new states

    • @tashkent561
      @tashkent561 3 года назад

      The only game to get the Altyn correctly, since you need a fucking anti material rifle to damage it

  • @homersimpsonjiggas
    @homersimpsonjiggas 4 года назад +8

    "1997 Altyn P2M" sounds like a name for a car. Like, yeah I drive a P2M.

    • @adamscott7354
      @adamscott7354 4 года назад

      This year, for your consideration, the revolutionary 1997 Altyn P2M for a new definition in a personal vehicle, call our waiting dealers today for a consultation, financing options are available.

  • @ulrohermit1369
    @ulrohermit1369 3 года назад +19

    Spetsnaz : We need more protection
    Institute of steel : How much protection are we talking about??
    Spetsnaz : YES

  • @VoltChips
    @VoltChips 4 года назад +8

    Man I’m pretty sure my Altyn ate a bs round on factory....

  • @granttambeling2169
    @granttambeling2169 4 года назад +4

    All you need is a suit a neck tie and a frying pan and you're done...

  • @ogchichi
    @ogchichi 4 года назад +111

    They remind me of HEAVIES from CoD Cold War

    • @imamabdullah4461
      @imamabdullah4461 4 года назад +11

      Yes that prop in the lubyanka building to protect adler and belikov

    • @isaiahbivens1729
      @isaiahbivens1729 4 года назад +3

      Bro they were very annoying in the campaign

    • @clashoclan3371
      @clashoclan3371 4 года назад

      Hated the campaign

    • @ogchichi
      @ogchichi 4 года назад

      @@isaiahbivens1729 yes especially playing on veteran 😂

    • @ogchichi
      @ogchichi 4 года назад

      @@imamabdullah4461 ahh yes

  • @AtillaAtesOfficial
    @AtillaAtesOfficial 3 года назад +15

    Altyn is actually the Mongolian / Turkic word for Gold. Fun fact.

  • @mrmeep4073
    @mrmeep4073 4 года назад +5

    titanium vest: is revolutionary for its time
    kevlar: Allow us to introduce ourselves

  • @kommissar4472
    @kommissar4472 4 года назад +6

    Last time I was this early the Berlin wall was under construction

  • @bigboss7681
    @bigboss7681 4 года назад +100

    Metal gear solid 5, had these soldiers, even call of duty Cold War as well

  • @derangedcrouton1864
    @derangedcrouton1864 3 года назад +14

    Its amazing that our world has its own lore that can be presented like a star wars lore reading

  • @0MoTheG
    @0MoTheG 4 года назад +56

    3:05 "could not withstand a hit ... with steel core ... at 5m distance"
    It also did not protect against being crushed under a tank.

    • @bob89377
      @bob89377 4 года назад +19

      thats a pistol round. At pistol fighting distance. If it has trouble blocking that its not much more useful then any other helmet.

    • @red-cap_shroom
      @red-cap_shroom 4 года назад +21

      @@bob89377 TT-33 uses 7,62х25 rounds, it does not fucking around

    • @bob89377
      @bob89377 4 года назад +2

      @@red-cap_shroom that's a fair point anything chambered in 7.62 has a lot of oomph behind it. But wasn't that the standard round used by the Russians at the time. Actually, I think Russian weapons generally revolve around 7.62 or some variation of it.

    • @red-cap_shroom
      @red-cap_shroom 4 года назад +5

      @@bob89377 no, by that time our standard pistol round was 9x18, when rifle round was 5,45x39. They still are, by the way. 7,62 uses only in high caliber sniper rifles and machineguns. Honestly, we used 7,62 in that amount only in first half of XX century.

    • @bob89377
      @bob89377 4 года назад

      @@red-cap_shroom Huh, why did you guys switch to 5.45 x 39 instead of 7.62?

  • @aelux4179
    @aelux4179 4 года назад +34

    As someone who owns an Altyn, i’d like to make one correction. Although yes, removing the visor makes the unit lighter, it does not make it more comfortable. The visor is essential for keeping the helmet balance and, when removed, causes the unit to slide backwards on the head, making you look to the sky unless you have some strong neck muscles. For that reason removing the visor is only traditionally done when using a scoped rifle from a safe position, and even then most opt to remove the helmet entirely.

    • @CtrlAltRetreat
      @CtrlAltRetreat 4 года назад +2

      Makes sense, if it wasn't rear heavy, it would cant forward as soon as the visor was on. Was there a carry hook for it on the plate carrier? I imagine it would be something people would take off to rest frequently.

    • @aelux4179
      @aelux4179 4 года назад

      @@CtrlAltRetreat No hook that I'm aware of, the only good option was really to pop one side of the visor out of its socket and sort of stretch the visor over the little metal plate on the forehead that prevents it going up too high. Then it sits high on the head, mostly forward, helping with the center of mass a little. But then it could catch on the sides and top of optics.

    • @Tartarus34
      @Tartarus34 4 года назад +1

      As a tig psh-77 owner it is the opposite for me. When I try to aim while the visor is up, helmet starts to slide down to my eyes and makes pressure to my eyebrows which makes harder to see. With the visor down position it is perfect but you cant proparly aim. Germans make special stocks for using with the visored helmets or you can use laser pointer to aim which i dont have yet. I have solved the problem with using a goggle while wearing the helmet. Wearing goggles prevents the helmet from sliding down to my eyes and secures its position when the visor is up. Downside is now I have a fogging problem. Damn it.

    • @aelux4179
      @aelux4179 4 года назад +1

      @@Tartarus34 I'd reccomend some Revision anti-fog wipes for that. Pricey but they work amazingly.

  • @TotallyNotChris_
    @TotallyNotChris_ 4 года назад +45

    It's kinda sad all the R6 player can't differentiate any russian helmet with a visor. I was expecting people to be somewhat right and spam pubg level 3 helmet

    • @homelesstoaster9208
      @homelesstoaster9208 4 года назад

      He does have a helmet in one of his headgear options the k-61

    • @thegalapagos57
      @thegalapagos57 4 года назад

      Pubg helmet is not Altyn it is poor recreation of k6-3 helmet

    • @olefey4791
      @olefey4791 4 года назад

      The pubg Helmet is a rys-t

    • @danko0911
      @danko0911 4 года назад +1

      Well, some people I've met can't identify if the m4a1 is called an ak47 or not

    • @danko0911
      @danko0911 4 года назад +1

      It is kinda r-tarded not gonna lie

  • @felipefs1917
    @felipefs1917 Год назад

    The moment i clicked the video and that exact same song played again bro i went through my joker ark in five seconds, nice video btw