Biggest Idiots In War

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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2024

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  • @Simplehistory
    @Simplehistory  11 часов назад +20

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  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 8 часов назад +183

    *_"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."_*
    - Napoleon Bonaparte

    • @linuxsuperuser
      @linuxsuperuser 8 часов назад +15

      i feel like he learned that from experience.

    • @PaintingWithLindy
      @PaintingWithLindy 6 часов назад +9

      @@linuxsuperuser Most likely from Russia 🇷🇺

    • @kingofohio5689
      @kingofohio5689 6 часов назад +3

      Goes still Hard 🔥🔥🔥

  • @Sandman10032
    @Sandman10032 8 часов назад +180

    Okay but imagine going down in history as the man who saved the president who ended WW2, by shooting a moving torpedo with a pistol

    • @liamhashmi7750
      @liamhashmi7750 8 часов назад +4

      wait what??

    • @cartoonraccoon2078
      @cartoonraccoon2078 7 часов назад +15

      @@liamhashmi7750 Didn't watch the video and went straight to the comments, huh?

    • @cartraz1839
      @cartraz1839 7 часов назад +10

      Some guy tracked the torpedo with his pistol but didn't shoot

    • @liamhashmi7750
      @liamhashmi7750 7 часов назад +2

      @@cartoonraccoon2078 yea pretty much lol

    • @pfiction2453
      @pfiction2453 4 часа назад

      He saved Rosevelt, who won WWII, is what he meant to say.

  • @nizaralsaidi4279
    @nizaralsaidi4279 8 часов назад +91

    Letting soldiers take their families with them on a large-scale suicide mission is just peak idiocracy.

    • @fiyahquacker2835
      @fiyahquacker2835 7 часов назад +6

      1863 Civil War watchouts in a nutshell.

    • @Sorcerers_Apprentice
      @Sorcerers_Apprentice 4 часа назад +3

      Camp followers were common practice in pre-industrial wars. They took care of logistics - foraging/preparing food, repairing clothes/weapons/shoes, medical care, etc.
      The Romans also had relatively good relations with the Germanic tribes in the area at the time, they thought they were still in friendly territory.

  • @ExtantPerson
    @ExtantPerson 8 часов назад +45

    Luigi Cadorna would be an excellent lesson for aspiring officers so that they can learn everything NOT to do.

    • @markstyles1246
      @markstyles1246 Час назад

      If you can't be a good example, try to be AN example?

  • @jokodihaynes419
    @jokodihaynes419 8 часов назад +63

    "I'm surrounded by idiots"-Scar The Lion King

    • @Scrapyard24c
      @Scrapyard24c 5 часов назад +5

      "I've got morons on my team!" - Megatron, Transformers Generation 1

    • @TheOneManWhoBeatYou
      @TheOneManWhoBeatYou 4 часа назад +6

      "I'm surrounded by assholes!"
      -Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

  • @MTTT1234
    @MTTT1234 7 часов назад +36

    Not really an idiot, but more of an arogant fool, was Augustus Adolphus of Sweden, who killed because he refused to wear glasses. During a battle he lost sight of his own troops and rode on his horse towards what he assumed were friendly soldiers. They were not.

    • @Scavneger776
      @Scavneger776 3 часа назад +2

      100% he was a very good leader that just made a fatal mistake that cost of him his life and more.

  • @Ccdddttt
    @Ccdddttt 8 часов назад +42

    90% is crazy but at least he died in battle and not hiding inside a bunker.

    • @fiyahquacker2835
      @fiyahquacker2835 7 часов назад +7

      That kinda feels like put how good he is from 1 to 1.01

    • @tylerredforge5563
      @tylerredforge5563 5 часов назад

      @@fiyahquacker2835 truuuu lulllll

    • @PohEnYuDariusBsss
      @PohEnYuDariusBsss 2 часа назад

      Then again bunkers didn't really exist at the time

  • @wilhelmvillagracia9670
    @wilhelmvillagracia9670 4 часа назад +10

    Luigi Cardona was the best Austro-Hungarian general ever.

  • @indianajones4321
    @indianajones4321 8 часов назад +75

    For the military: Luigi Cadorna and Conrad Von Hötzendorf
    In general: The Politicians

    • @aleksandarvil5718
      @aleksandarvil5718 8 часов назад +7

      Muhammad II of Kwarazm AND Francisco Solano Lopez are in
      BOTH categories!!!

    • @GageEsterly-us7xm
      @GageEsterly-us7xm 4 часа назад

      Hotzendorf is largely to blame for WW1

  • @sankyu3950
    @sankyu3950 8 часов назад +64

    Atleast they didnt comitted martial law at 3am

    • @cowboys25489
      @cowboys25489 8 часов назад +5

      Oh give it time the day is still young

  • @cloud2389
    @cloud2389 7 часов назад +15

    “Don’t shoot we’re republicans!”
    Other ships in the Pacific fleet to the “Willie D”

  • @peterwhite6415
    @peterwhite6415 8 часов назад +23

    The Dawnson I think can be excused due to it being an acident and atempting to fix his mistake, but hes still an idiot.
    Everyone else on this list? Absolutly pathetic and infuriating, to the point they activly dont seem to think on the posisble consequences.

  • @cutlassken6194
    @cutlassken6194 8 часов назад +22

    Varus! Oh Quinctilius Varus! Give me back my legions!

  • @knightingale9833
    @knightingale9833 8 часов назад +11

    Who was more stupid though, Cadorna or the people who took two whole years to relieve him 🤔

  • @flamethefirefox9006
    @flamethefirefox9006 8 часов назад +53

    I'm surprised you didn't include U.S. General George A. Custer, considering the fact that he was a glory seeking egotist.

    • @commonsenseking6386
      @commonsenseking6386 6 часов назад +6

      Yeah, or Santa Ana. Even Crassus, who just defeated Spartacus but met his end with the Parthian Empire. He was a very wealthy man it is like the owners of Tesla, Facebook, and Microsoft were given an army to do due battle.

    • @AutismTakesOn
      @AutismTakesOn 6 часов назад +5

      Well, at least Custer was never president and did some good work in the American Civil War before.... That

    • @thomassabino13
      @thomassabino13 5 часов назад

      Yeah you're clearly no history major lol pipe down

    • @IsaiahRichards692
      @IsaiahRichards692 4 часа назад

      Francisco Solano Lopez doesn’t belong on this list! He had a smaller, more elite force than Argentina and Brazil and his plan, on paper, was sound. Also, he suffered regular casualties for the time period but is seen as a butcher because Paraguay already had a small population!

  • @jokodihaynes419
    @jokodihaynes419 8 часов назад +13

    "Fool of a took"-Gadalf the white

  • @robertdacquisto6871
    @robertdacquisto6871 6 часов назад +8

    “Wheel him to the deck for a better view”, man they don’t make em like FDR anymore.

  • @corymorimacori1059
    @corymorimacori1059 8 часов назад +71

    Theodore Roosevelt: You should be ashamed of your military honor!

    • @VivaLaEdits
      @VivaLaEdits 8 часов назад +3

      👏

    • @cowboys25489
      @cowboys25489 8 часов назад +2

      I won't find a better comment today this is it for sure....has never rolling ima go back and rewatch it

    • @wnc1129
      @wnc1129 7 часов назад +5

      "Everyone know you were back home saying Thank God for Pearl Hahbar!"

    • @ExtantPerson
      @ExtantPerson 7 часов назад +1

      You comment this on every video, and on this one it fits perfectly. I admire the perseverance.

    • @aaronfield7899
      @aaronfield7899 Час назад

      Did he really say that?

  • @jacobzehner2004
    @jacobzehner2004 8 часов назад +5

    3:46
    A man unimaginative martinet who was ruthless with his troops and dismissive of his country's political authorities.

  • @mattiafrancesco
    @mattiafrancesco 6 часов назад +5

    It’s interesting that in Italy, many squares and streets are still named after Luigi Cadorna. Historians have mixed opinions on his contributions during the war.

  • @knightingale9833
    @knightingale9833 7 часов назад +7

    13:10 low end estimate indeed, I’ve heard the population of modern day Iran is still lower than it was before Ghengis Khan invaded

  • @Goc4ever
    @Goc4ever 7 часов назад +3

    I agree Simple History, in war there are heroes and fools and these guys fit the the latter category.

  • @Gideon0215
    @Gideon0215 8 часов назад +7

    Honorable mention-Sir William Elphinstone

  • @Harikejn
    @Harikejn 5 часов назад +8

    Here are some couple of fun facts.
    Firstly, I'll say about Mongols two things. In Europe, Mongol Empire reached the Southern - East Europe, almost to the Danube (taking the Pannonian Plain in Balkan peninsula).
    Second thing is that Mongol Empire have defeated the Ottoman Empire in 15th century.
    Secondly, I'll say about French Empire (about the Napoleon here two things). First thing is, when he was invading Europe, he took the Dalmatia (also in Balkan peninsula).
    Second thing is that when the Napoleon tried to invade Russia, he firstly helped Turks with weapons, so the Turks could start to recapture territories from Serbs in 1813.
    Well also during the WWII when Germany was preparing to invade Yugoslavia in 1941, the Yugoslavian fighter planes and bombers had white cross with red an blue insignia. When the planes were moving Germans thought that those are their planes, no matter how does this color scheme of Yugoslavian planes was different.
    18:07 Nicola Tesla (awesome).
    Next time in Simple History print, put also following people. Those are: Michelle Pupin, Michelle Petrović, and Milutin Milanković.

  • @lauratomaszewski7942
    @lauratomaszewski7942 8 часов назад +6

    The thumbnail is truly amazing

  • @shashwatsreenivasan4505
    @shashwatsreenivasan4505 8 часов назад +4

    Oh man sam o nella doing the fdr torpedo one was also funny

  • @BaxterAndLunala
    @BaxterAndLunala 6 часов назад +3

    6:07: Is it any wonder why anyone would quote Vaas? He's one of the most iconic video game villains ever, up there with the likes of Senator Armstrong and Handsome Jack.

  • @seanmueller7125
    @seanmueller7125 4 часа назад +4

    Ngl, surprised Custer didn't make it on this list for his idiocy at Little Big Horn 😅

    • @inisipisTV
      @inisipisTV 3 часа назад

      In truth Custer was one the Union army most skilled commanders winning lots of battles. In the war against the Indians, Custer pushed for diplomacy and integration than outright hostility, but was overruled by the War office. In Little Big Horn, Col. Custer was leading the initial patrol group when he got surrounded by Sitting Bulls forces. He was expecting the main US Union forces down the hill to come and releave his trapped forces, as was planned, but the commanding General opt to stay put and sent a smaller group to try to rescue Custer, obviously it failed. Custer then ordered his remaining troops to try to break through from the encirclment and reach the main Army group. Only one survived.

  • @sabiant.lawson2909
    @sabiant.lawson2909 8 часов назад +7

    6:08 Far Cry 3! Let's go!

  • @Battleship009
    @Battleship009 8 часов назад +5

    You have the Iowa in her 1980's configuration, not her 1940's configuration.

    • @ModernNCRph
      @ModernNCRph 5 часов назад

      They tried their best to visualize the ship. Fucking ingrate🤓

  • @ben9724
    @ben9724 2 часа назад +1

    Should do a video about the most intelligent soldiers. I pretty sure that Canadian soldier Arthur Currie would be there since he studied the battlefields to limit the losses

  • @VeryGrainyBread-c6k
    @VeryGrainyBread-c6k 6 часов назад +4

    im suprised franz ferdinand isn't on here.

  • @jeremypope9534
    @jeremypope9534 6 часов назад +3

    Left out a Soviet generals in the early years of WWII.

  • @lisalennox7835
    @lisalennox7835 8 часов назад +4

    I watched one about WWll in history class today!

  • @alexyswarjovaara3993
    @alexyswarjovaara3993 7 часов назад +6

    0:30 ”peabrained prat” 😂

  • @k07bcetrioloofficial78
    @k07bcetrioloofficial78 6 часов назад +2

    You made a considerable mistake in the video: the french didn’t stabilize the italian front (neither did the british or the americans), as their camp was too far from the front. The italian troops themselves stopped the austro-german offensive on the Piave.

  • @BensonCaisip
    @BensonCaisip 4 часа назад +2

    To this day, Varus still hasn't given back his 3 Legions.

  • @Tripact_of_fire
    @Tripact_of_fire 6 часов назад +3

    Immediately when i saw the name of Varus i said oh no. "Quinctilius Varus give me back my legions"

  • @PohEnYuDariusBsss
    @PohEnYuDariusBsss 2 часа назад +1

    Many brain cells died in the line of duty while making this video

  • @HammerJammer81
    @HammerJammer81 7 часов назад +3

    LMAO .. The animation for the first "Idiot" ... hahahaha

  • @rbrice4128
    @rbrice4128 8 часов назад +2

    I love this! Thank You!

  • @Shaosprojects
    @Shaosprojects 8 часов назад +2

    I saw the title of this this video and I immediately thought of Luigi Cadorna
    I wasn’t surprised to see him in this list 😅

  • @KyleShiflet13666
    @KyleShiflet13666 7 часов назад +4

    You need to do a solo episode on "The Willie D"

    • @michaelaustin334
      @michaelaustin334 6 часов назад +2

      Cracked already did it. Not a video hillarious.

  • @johnmcvey4243
    @johnmcvey4243 8 часов назад +3

    Im surprised general santa anna isnt on here.

  • @TheEmolano
    @TheEmolano 3 часа назад +1

    Fun fact: Brazil and Argentina went to war multiple times over Uruguay before Paraguay decided to piss both of them. After that both countries never fought angain. Solano should at least have waited until the next war before atacking one of the larger countries.

  • @movingwater7312
    @movingwater7312 7 часов назад +3

    i like how the candidates fart as they die. south park style.

  • @Panzersoldaten
    @Panzersoldaten 6 часов назад +2

    3:48 yes Cadorna was a huge Baffoon. He literally tried to attack Austria in the worst places. Now if he attacked Tyrol that does bring up harder challenges due to the very poor terrain but Italy was not prepared to attack such a position on the isonzo. Cadorna could’ve possibly just waited for proper siege artillery then do anything but a frontal assault. One of his generals Armando Diaz and his army was the only one to make progress in the isonzo river battles but Diaz was able to bring victory

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 6 часов назад

      I'm pretty sure I played a similar battle in Battlefield 1. It was a tough fight... Damn you, Cadorna!

    • @GPDermawan
      @GPDermawan 6 часов назад

      More like Italian idiot general

  • @AirJoe
    @AirJoe 8 часов назад +2

    7:09 I'd like to imagine he actually ran away like that 😂

  • @Hathur
    @Hathur 3 часа назад +1

    Correction: Longbows did NOT exist during the Roman Empire. It was a Medieval era invention (about 1,200 years after Publius was even born). The best bow during the Roman Empire was the composite bow... considerably shorter range than the medieval longbow. In fact, Roman Legions rarely used bows at all and Publius would not have had many at all in his ranks, if any. The pilum and javelin were the preferred ranged weapon of Roman Legions in his time.

    • @jffry890
      @jffry890 2 часа назад

      Slings outranged bows anyways.

  • @rpower1401
    @rpower1401 3 часа назад +1

    How did a guy who just missed the arming device on one of three torpedoes (and maybe a few other things) end up on a list with these far greater disaster makers? I'm not sure which side is to be insulted by the combination, but somebody is being snubbed!

  • @ianblake815
    @ianblake815 8 часов назад +3

    Also shout out to L. Ron Hubbard 😆

  • @sgufanboy
    @sgufanboy 7 часов назад +2

    I wish I was lucky enough to be a famous military idiot

  • @time_warriors
    @time_warriors 8 часов назад +3

    The way history and animation are combined is brilliant, and the storytelling keeps you hooked until the very end. Thank you for making history this exciting! 🏛🔥good job man

  • @wnc1129
    @wnc1129 8 часов назад +4

    You sure know how to title a video for us to click on

  • @luisemoralesfalcon4716
    @luisemoralesfalcon4716 8 часов назад +3

    The guy who enlisted after exiting the bar.

  • @JoseHernandez-Mendez
    @JoseHernandez-Mendez 8 часов назад +3

    9:45 I'm Glenn Quagmire

  • @Grumpyburger0
    @Grumpyburger0 8 часов назад +2

    Nice 👌 you never disappoint us

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 8 часов назад +2

    No Field Marshal Douglas Haig, Maurice Gamelin, French Kings Philip VI of Valois and his son John II The Good, William Elphinstone & John Shelton, George McClellan, Marcus Licinius Crassus, Quintus Servilius Caepio, Antonio López de Santa Anna, General George Custer ?!???

    • @gmf121266
      @gmf121266 3 часа назад

      Dont forget General Redvers Buller.

  • @akahlulwazitoti
    @akahlulwazitoti 8 часов назад +2

    Make part 2 video

  • @LIamMar-pq8zw
    @LIamMar-pq8zw 7 часов назад +2

    Um that Iowa there, that a Persian gulf version not a world war 2 version

  • @SwattyBoiPlays
    @SwattyBoiPlays 6 часов назад +1

    3:41 bro stood up for the torpedo man dawson

    • @blackfox7448
      @blackfox7448 3 часа назад

      I mean to be fair, he did order to make the simulation that eventually lead to the accidental firing of a live torpedo so i guess he felt somewhat responsible xD

  • @FrostyLego22
    @FrostyLego22 8 часов назад +4

    EARLY i love ur channel som much

  • @n.a.4292
    @n.a.4292 8 часов назад +11

    Dude, if you want to make fun of the guy, at least write his name right: it's "Cadorna", not "Cardona"...

  • @dallinn9164
    @dallinn9164 2 часа назад

    "There's a torpedo coming!"
    FDR: "My time has come."

  • @thesilentscreamer1595
    @thesilentscreamer1595 3 часа назад

    "Not sure what he was expecting to achieve there"
    Funny enough, this remark perfectly describes my old boss (the owner of that company, not my manager) every time he made stupid & reckless decisions in his way of business operation.

  • @yallprettysus
    @yallprettysus 8 часов назад +5

    I always joked on these guys, but I understand now the urge to comment first😂 you just dont have any material to base a joke on but want to seize the opportunity.

  • @ShadoWolf9339
    @ShadoWolf9339 2 часа назад

    0:40 Gotta love the Phalanx CIWS version 1944

  • @AFatT34
    @AFatT34 6 часов назад +1

    I am having hard time watching this video without CC, I am deaf so I rely on it so I can understand whats going on in this video. Can you please enable or add it?

  • @holysol
    @holysol Час назад +1

    that thumbnail changed reeeeal fast

  • @HRHooChicken
    @HRHooChicken 58 минут назад

    What about Winston Churchill? His list of blunders is impressive

  • @goldosprey
    @goldosprey 4 часа назад

    11:13 I love the fact that even when the Mongols were bloodthirty, they weren't shy to use a pen. Which makes the dumbass emperor killing their messenger even dumber

  • @SirAsdf
    @SirAsdf 5 часов назад

    From what I remember from the Sam O'Nella video about the USS Porter, the entire ship's crew was utterly incompetent.

  • @korhol2065
    @korhol2065 3 часа назад

    Surprised you never said anything about picket, the guy literally moved his camp from one part of the island he was stationed at to another part which was equally exposed

  • @cowboys25489
    @cowboys25489 7 часов назад +5

    FDR handled that situation calmly and with class....god i wish america had a roosevelt right now

  • @jovanweismiller7114
    @jovanweismiller7114 Час назад

    I've never understood idolising Napoleon. Great commanders do not lose 90% of their "Grande Armée" as he did.

  • @YuTheNoob
    @YuTheNoob 8 часов назад

    yes simple history

  • @SansFilet
    @SansFilet 5 часов назад

    Why is there a countdown at 6:36 ? It's counting to what exactly?

  • @Chobittsu
    @Chobittsu Час назад

    Maaaannnn you could do a whole video on the USS William D. Porter

  • @Lobos222
    @Lobos222 2 часа назад +1

    Many farts were spent to make this video.

  • @roland969
    @roland969 8 часов назад +1

    Ah yes the battle of isonzo.....

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 8 часов назад

    0:01 = 7:09
    Meme Man : *KOMEDY 100*
    **Pizza time stops**

  • @legoeasycompany
    @legoeasycompany 3 часа назад

    Idk how to feel about Lawton Dawson getting this label, yes it was stupid but we're also talking a navy of only 125k people in '39 growing to 1.7 million by '43 so more than a few people ended up in positions they might not have been qualified for. But this seems like a one time thing blown out of proportions because of who was on the boat accidentally fired upon... especially when compared to others in this lineup

  • @bryant7542
    @bryant7542 2 часа назад

    I heard of Cadorna. The suicide charge tactician

  • @jessesims6232
    @jessesims6232 5 часов назад

    That thumbnail is savage😂

  • @robertkillis8490
    @robertkillis8490 3 часа назад

    6:02 the Alpes are not incapable, Hanable did it... kinda lol

  • @aleksandarvil5718
    @aleksandarvil5718 6 часов назад

    *_"I've got morons on my team."_*
    ~ G1!Megatron

  • @LIamMar-pq8zw
    @LIamMar-pq8zw 7 часов назад

    And hey maybe you can do a history of the uss iowa

  • @seanbigay1042
    @seanbigay1042 6 часов назад

    After the torpedo incident, there was this joke at the Willie D's expense: "Don't shoot! We're Republicans!"

  • @jeffwilliams8424
    @jeffwilliams8424 8 часов назад

    The 3rd torpedo wasn't planned.

  • @CapeBreton1100
    @CapeBreton1100 2 часа назад

    Cadorna, not Cardona!

  • @Laywer_1
    @Laywer_1 8 часов назад +1

    🎉

  • @iiwidowla99lambo65
    @iiwidowla99lambo65 6 часов назад

    General Luigi and Mario, Luigi crossover

  • @YaBoiDave14
    @YaBoiDave14 5 часов назад

    That first dude was clearly frickin’ drunk

  • @alwaysgoingpostal
    @alwaysgoingpostal Час назад

    the biggest idiot in ww1 is when that british soldier spared wounded hitler

  • @pyeitme508
    @pyeitme508 5 часов назад

    Ha

  • @linuxsuperuser
    @linuxsuperuser 8 часов назад

    EPIC - this video has made me realize more than any other force on Earth. Humans have and always will be: our own wurst enemy.

  • @Madcash1235
    @Madcash1235 2 часа назад

    The biggest flex is that im working on the USS iowa😅

  • @vinicius6170
    @vinicius6170 3 часа назад

    Uru-Gay... I laughed so hard as a Brazilian.

  • @dustybunny6716
    @dustybunny6716 2 часа назад

    Surprised that Putin isn't on this list but I guess that's an easy target