How History's Biggest Idiot Accidentally Became a Millionaire

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  • Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025

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  • @MikkellTheImmortal
    @MikkellTheImmortal 3 месяца назад +926

    My father was an amateur historian and told me a little about Timothy Dexter when I was young. He called him "An idiot Savant who could sell snow to an Eskimo."
    I had mostly forgotten about him until watching this video. This helped me to understand what my father meant.
    Thank you for creating it.

    • @HeineHard
      @HeineHard 3 месяца назад +59

      Now look at Donald trump, selling idiocracy to a hole nation.

    • @shortbusbully
      @shortbusbully 3 месяца назад +34

      ​@HeineHard what he is selling is much better than what you are selling, even if it's not great.

    • @NYx3
      @NYx3 3 месяца назад +27

      @@HeineHard Throughout the entire video I kept thinking he could be talking about trump. It is sad and depressing.

    • @mu6768
      @mu6768 3 месяца назад

      ​@@HeineHardKamala can now go back to being Indian

    • @NathanielMerrick33
      @NathanielMerrick33 3 месяца назад

      ​@@HeineHardhole kek

  • @stephentorrey8727
    @stephentorrey8727 2 месяца назад +584

    Ok that appendix full of punctuation bit is actually hilarious. This dude was a riot, clearly had a sense of humor. Also, shipping the stray cats was a high key genius move. Turning one areas problem into a different locations solution while cleaning up a huge profit in the process is a smart move that takes knowledge and insight.

    • @zupasanic
      @zupasanic 2 месяца назад +57

      Agreed. It seems he was very low in verbal intelligence but probably decently smart in perceptual reasoning while also being emotionally inmature. Pretty cool combo of attributes.

    • @homesteadgamer1257
      @homesteadgamer1257 2 месяца назад +22

      He is history's greatest troll lol.

    • @mimusic1853
      @mimusic1853 2 месяца назад +1

      I’d heard low key but high key never.

    • @chrisrogers1092
      @chrisrogers1092 2 месяца назад +2

      @@zupasanic This is exactly how I view him.

    • @kingszeno
      @kingszeno 2 месяца назад +9

      I have watched enough population control videos to question wether the new predators didn't exterminate the local population (flightless birds, other useful small mammals) and cause side effects (increase in insects, changes in fauna)

  • @finallychangedmyname3614
    @finallychangedmyname3614 3 месяца назад +2154

    No way he added a list of punctuations in his book for readers to add them to the text as they please😭
    This guy is not an idiot, he's a genius!

    • @jackmason5278
      @jackmason5278 3 месяца назад +31

      Perhaps. Maybe kinda like Rainman.

    • @jpt3640
      @jpt3640 3 месяца назад +67

      I agree. He for sure was high intelligence but low wisdom.

    • @unisophia
      @unisophia 3 месяца назад +15

      well ahead of his time and divinely lucky :)

    • @WaterShowsProd
      @WaterShowsProd 3 месяца назад +20

      It seems like something Andy Kaufman would have done.

    • @rudyness2338
      @rudyness2338 3 месяца назад +56

      Pre-internet Troll 😂

  • @nancydaly5414
    @nancydaly5414 Месяц назад +71

    My mom was born in Newburyport and we used to go look at the Timothy Dexter mansion there. Even had a copy of the book "A Pickle for the Knowing Ones." It was insane. His legend lives on in Newburyport and finding his story being told again by one of my favorite RUclipsrs really gave me a good laugh. Thanks for the trip down memory lane.

    • @Bchump9097
      @Bchump9097 Месяц назад +2

      Does the people there back home recall him as an Idiot?😂

    • @TstanDa-Man
      @TstanDa-Man Месяц назад +2

      Newburyport is a beautiful place. The houses and cobblestone roads give you the feeling of life in the 1700’s

  • @bluedeskfan2754
    @bluedeskfan2754 2 месяца назад +339

    The main lesson I get from him, is that he was a man of action. He had ideas and carried them out. The logic might have been daft, but luck prevailed. I've had lots of 'clever' ideas, but didn't act on them and missed opportunities, which is it's own kind of stupid.

    • @AgentOffice
      @AgentOffice 2 месяца назад +13

      Most success is luck

    • @shayneoneill1506
      @shayneoneill1506 2 месяца назад +2

      Yean thats my problem. I'm constantly having people tell me that I have "million dollar ideas". Well, I've made a lot of my bosses rich, but me? Nope, dumb as a bag of rocks when it comes to execution. Some folks are born scottish, I'm doomed to remain irish. And the dirty secret of the irish is we've no luck at all.

    • @honor9lite1337
      @honor9lite1337 2 месяца назад +9

      ​Luck is nothing if you're not prepared @@AgentOffice

    • @RadiantTwilight
      @RadiantTwilight 2 месяца назад +3

      could have gone wrong though as well^^ Lady luck is fickle mistress.

    • @johnsmithers8913
      @johnsmithers8913 2 месяца назад +3

      Remember there have been thousands and thousands of idiots and 99.9% die in a ditch somewhere, forgotten. We don't remember them. Sometimes an idiot ends up a millionaire just out of pure stupid luck. We remember those.

  • @TomSpedding
    @TomSpedding 3 месяца назад +1926

    I am genuinely astounded at the fact you can produce such high quality content so regularly without any dip in quality, if anything it's just improving exponentially

    • @Cornz38
      @Cornz38 3 месяца назад +86

      Indeed, this is what YT should be. Not content farm AI garbage which 90% of YT now is....

    • @garden_of_avalon
      @garden_of_avalon 3 месяца назад +33

      ​@@Cornz38he is sponsored by ai in this video

    • @Flew420
      @Flew420 3 месяца назад +17

      Also it's a re upload

    • @Cornz38
      @Cornz38 3 месяца назад +13

      @@garden_of_avalon But the content, the important thing, isnt.

    • @Insedio-b7
      @Insedio-b7 3 месяца назад +3

      I'm dead. 😂

  • @Sidionian
    @Sidionian 2 месяца назад +1556

    He maxxed out his luck stats and ignored intelligence entirely.

    • @mikitz
      @mikitz 2 месяца назад +55

      Idiot Savant perk made it all worth it, somewhat literally.

    • @Sidionian
      @Sidionian 2 месяца назад +63

      To us he may seem like an idiot. But "For The Knowing Ones" he's the greatest troll in history.

    • @jedgould5531
      @jedgould5531 2 месяца назад +8

      Takeaway is he kept trying.

    • @someguy2135
      @someguy2135 2 месяца назад +7

      I haven't watched the video yet. Let me guess is it about Trump?

    • @StandinOnBuniss
      @StandinOnBuniss 2 месяца назад +2

      Just shows that back then in the USA if you had money you would automaticly make money

  • @frankmeyfarth289
    @frankmeyfarth289 2 месяца назад +49

    Dexter really was a genius. He invented ASCII art even before ASCII was invented.

  • @creamsiclem4433
    @creamsiclem4433 3 месяца назад +488

    Lord Timothy, the Forrest Gump of the colonial/post colonial era. My mom lived in Newburyport for many years, and the tales heard of Lord Timothy unbelievable but true. He apparently used to walk the streets with a goose on a leash.

    • @gerwyntiberius1918
      @gerwyntiberius1918 3 месяца назад +35

      sure fire way to get noticed, lol

    • @FrithonaHrududu02127
      @FrithonaHrududu02127 3 месяца назад +7

      My half brother lives in Newburyport and my other brother lives in malden both dexter towns and were from Boston, southie not Charlestown but still.

    • @zappababe8577
      @zappababe8577 3 месяца назад +18

      The Romans used to keep geese as guard dogs.

    • @EatTheMarxists
      @EatTheMarxists 3 месяца назад +25

      Well, how else would you walk your pet goose? Gosh. 🤣

    • @zappababe8577
      @zappababe8577 3 месяца назад +12

      22:30 "It might just be the worst book ever written" - anyone who thinks that has obviously never heard of "Why I Sued Taylor Swift and How I Falsely Became Known as Frivolous, Litigious and Crazy" by Russell Greer. Honestly, the Amazon reviews are brutal - and accurate!

  • @Sidionian
    @Sidionian 2 месяца назад +772

    If they ever make a movie, it should be called "A series of fortunate events."

    • @the_goathenry8289
      @the_goathenry8289 2 месяца назад +55

      Orrrr “A pickle for the ones that knew.”

    • @RainbowFlowerCrow
      @RainbowFlowerCrow 2 месяца назад +22

      ​@@the_goathenry8289I'd definitely watch that movie! Guy's life was a cartoon lol

    • @theawesomeman9821
      @theawesomeman9821 2 месяца назад +6

      I'd watch it

    • @DemocraticPatriot-m6d
      @DemocraticPatriot-m6d 2 месяца назад +4

      It would get confused with that Children's book series. Lemony Snicket.

    • @MikeS-um1nm
      @MikeS-um1nm 2 месяца назад +10

      If they ever make a movie about the biggest idiot who ever lived, there's no shortage of Hollywood idiots who could depict him perfectly without even having to act!

  • @starthere5406
    @starthere5406 2 месяца назад +206

    He was not an idiot. He was a utter genius. What a business man; he could sell coal to a coalminer; sell a book that was unreadable. A bit eccentric, sure. Any business would love such a salesman! Great video, thanks.

    • @nicodesmidt4034
      @nicodesmidt4034 2 месяца назад +23

      There’s a guy who sold the Eiffel Tower….twice 😂

    • @starthere5406
      @starthere5406 2 месяца назад

      @@nicodesmidt4034 🤣scoundrel

    • @andreahalim191
      @andreahalim191 2 месяца назад

      ​@@nicodesmidt4034 he's a scammer not businesses man

    • @markosolo
      @markosolo 2 месяца назад

      The new American President seems to fit into this category, court cases, alleged abuse and worse, bankruptcies and even assassination attempts.

    • @silvergreylion
      @silvergreylion 2 месяца назад +15

      Did you completely miss, that basically all of his business deals were strokes of luck?
      The only one that wasn't, was gathering and shipping the cats - but cats are far from the optimal predator for rats, as they can become too big for cats to deal with.
      Cats are much better against mice.
      Snakes would've been far better for keeping the rat population down on those islands.

  • @Im_Just_Saying
    @Im_Just_Saying 2 месяца назад +24

    Calling this man an idiot is unfair. All we really know are the things he did that others, perched on their high branches, thought were odd. Yes, he was an outsider, given that he didn't have the same advantages or education as his silver-spoon detractors. But consider this: he could read and write, which was quite impressive in the 1800s on the East Coast. Attaining an eighth-grade education was significantly better than average. Attending a grammar school-the equivalent of today's middle school-was an exceptional achievement for a child from a poor family when less than 80% of the population could read. So he was not below the norm for that time; in fact, he was above his peers.
    No doubt he didn't have the education of the elite he associated with, but the fact that he was able to mingle with them-even if they looked down on him-shows he had fortitude. No one likes being the butt of a joke, but being able to excel in that situation meant he was not a pushover.
    As for his so-called luck, perhaps it wasn't just luck after all. Not being an elitist with his nose in the air, he may have had knowledge or an inkling that something like the buy-back would happen. It would have been reasonable to expect some sort of buyout at some point. In a civilized government, efforts are often made to help those who have lost everything. Such decisions don't happen in a vacuum; they go through a process, and having his ear to the ground could have given him reason to take a chance. Coming from a poor background, it’s plausible that Dexter’s actions were more about helping those whom he understood had lost everything than making a buck.
    The same goes for the coal. He had ships (that alone shows he was no dummy) that traveled the world, and unrest among coal workers might have been well known to those who shipped goods. It may not have been as lucky as it seems.
    Regarding the bed warmers-that might seem like luck. But purchasing 40,000 bed warmers at approximately $1 apiece is a $40,000 gamble, well within the norm for a global shipping company. The same with the whale bones: we've all ordered stuff that wasn't what we thought it would be. He didn't say when he paid, but since it was pretty much a waste item, he most likely got a good deal.
    In conclusion, it's wrong to label him an idiot. He may have been shrewder than people give him credit for. Much of the ridicule Dexter faced stemmed from his outsider status. His brash self-promotion, flamboyant lifestyle, and unconventional methods clashed with the understated refinement prized by the elite. However, these very qualities resonate in modern entrepreneurial culture, where boldness and risk-taking are often celebrated. Rather than dismissing Dexter as an idiot, his life should be viewed as a case study in resilience, unconventional thinking, and the ability to adapt. He succeeded in a society that stacked the deck against men of his background, leaving a legacy that continues to spark curiosity. Reframing his story highlights him as a shrewd and resilient figure, one who was perhaps misunderstood in his own time and remains undervalued today.

    • @andrewpoirier9518
      @andrewpoirier9518 20 дней назад +1

      The last sentence in the 3rd paragraph proves you are a generous soul ~ someone that ponders with heart & soul! Kudos for sharing your viewpoint. I agree he was no idiot, definitely a narcissistic fool! Why i would bet large he'd be a shoe-in for president, this day & age!!! 👍👌 Whott say¿?!

    • @RitaTheCuteFox
      @RitaTheCuteFox День назад

      @@andrewpoirier9518 trump bad!!11 xddd

  • @hemidas
    @hemidas 3 месяца назад +1043

    There should be a movie about this guy.

    • @75ilkka
      @75ilkka 3 месяца назад +209

      Somehow it would be a huge success.

    • @ceebee-cee6605
      @ceebee-cee6605 3 месяца назад +31

      I was just thinking that! Can't believe no one has yet.

    • @TheRobo101
      @TheRobo101 3 месяца назад +76

      Forest Gump kinda fits

    • @HeineHard
      @HeineHard 3 месяца назад +34

      @@ceebee-cee6605 Why bother, its a movie about donald Trump

    • @HeineHard
      @HeineHard 3 месяца назад +18

      @@75ilkka Look at a picture of Donald trump

  • @redinahat
    @redinahat 3 месяца назад +211

    I saw the title and immediately knew it was Timothy Dexter. My Sam O"Nella Academy degree comes in very handy here.

    • @aramisscabott6747
      @aramisscabott6747 2 месяца назад +29

      A cultured person. Salutations.
      I would argue Sam's more compressed format, while omitting some useful clarification like "whale bone explanation", was the better version of this story.

    • @rajanranjitmistry
      @rajanranjitmistry 2 месяца назад +16

      Sam O Nella is truly a wizard man

    • @Aydin-Adam
      @Aydin-Adam 2 месяца назад +5

      Same. And about the only other person I’d be interested in telling the story after hearing Sam tell it first would be Thoughty2, and maybe Blue Jay.

    • @X-killer97
      @X-killer97 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Aydin-Adamtrue but it sucks seeing the same thing come up when it's been done

    • @X-killer97
      @X-killer97 2 месяца назад +7

      Sucks seeing ppl uploading similar stuff then also changing titles and AI thumbnails when Sam O already did it and better with way more creativity

  • @EarthScienceTV
    @EarthScienceTV 3 месяца назад +251

    I'm baffled that someone could stumble into wealth through a series of seemingly disastrous decisions. Dexter’s story is a riot; it’s like watching a real-life comedy unfold. Just goes to show, sometimes luck really does play a part in success!

    • @OneOfDisease
      @OneOfDisease 3 месяца назад +27

      Sometimes fate just smiles on idiots.

    • @virionspiral
      @virionspiral 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@OneOfDisease we need more Sam O'Nella

    • @HeineHard
      @HeineHard 3 месяца назад +15

      Just take a good view at donald Trump

    • @bos5254
      @bos5254 3 месяца назад +2

      It could just be around the corner for anyone

    • @martijn3015
      @martijn3015 3 месяца назад +7

      Only a man like dexter could actually be able to manage selling coal to Newcastle and making a huge profit like that.

  • @CCABPSacsach
    @CCABPSacsach 2 месяца назад +11

    Dexter feels like that one save in video game playthroughs you make when you want to see how far you can push the game after completing the main story.

  • @spiritualalignmentkel
    @spiritualalignmentkel 2 месяца назад +77

    The fact that those people who gave Dexter all these crazy stupid ideas which meant to fail Dexter, actually are ideas leading to gold mines.

    • @imjang2430
      @imjang2430 2 месяца назад +4

      That is to say, sometimes the obvious for everybody is not necessarily the truth.

  • @rmarieshen862
    @rmarieshen862 2 месяца назад +75

    Your opening remarks on this were some of the best internet content I have ever heard.
    I had never heard anything about this guy and went on Goodreads to look for reader reviews of the book. I was not disappointed there, either. As a writer myself who often gets to review books both good and bad, this review stood out as perfect to steal and modify:
    "I would recommend this book to my worst enemy and literally nobody else."
    Thought you and your followers might appreciate that.

  • @damori3604
    @damori3604 2 месяца назад +308

    He honestly seemed like a genius who could find gold where others could only see stupidity.

    • @Im_Just_Saying
      @Im_Just_Saying 2 месяца назад +11

      Coming from the underbelly of society, he understood things the elitist could never know or understand.

    • @JigglyPuff6969
      @JigglyPuff6969 2 месяца назад

      Coming from a G, I’d beat ya ah🫵🏽😂

    • @Lt.Dans_Legs-freesp3Ak
      @Lt.Dans_Legs-freesp3Ak 2 месяца назад +7

      I'd agree if most of them weren't accidents 😂

    • @clorinde69
      @clorinde69 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Lt.Dans_Legs-freesp3AkThey weren’t accidents. He took chances and it paid off

    • @shinobione2575
      @shinobione2575 2 месяца назад +4

      he literally got lucky

  • @insanecow24
    @insanecow24 Месяц назад +11

    His writing is actually amazingly successful at phonetically conveying accent. It’s impossible not to read it without his accent. Reading Hagrid in Harry Potter is a close second, and that was written that way deliberately.

  • @gustavswart4649
    @gustavswart4649 3 месяца назад +327

    The appendix of punctuation marks killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @dandavis8300
      @dandavis8300 3 месяца назад +14

      Yes, he had a great sense of humor.

    • @imaginaryphi1618
      @imaginaryphi1618 3 месяца назад +3

      It was quite hilarious. Pretty much..

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 3 месяца назад +8

      I've done a similar things many times, when responding to such incredibly unpunctuated comments that it's almost impossible to understand the commenter's meaning, without some kind of modern Rosetta Stone, aka punctuation: for example...
      Me: 'Here mate, have some of these (,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ................ '''''''''''''''''''''). Let me know if you need any more, I've got loads of them'.
      I thought I was being witty, but now I learn that the 'idiot' Baxter had not just preceded me by hundreds of years, but also far exceeded me. 😕

    • @Taricus
      @Taricus 3 месяца назад +2

      @@sunnyjim1355 Dexter LOL!

    • @BarbBoranne
      @BarbBoranne 2 месяца назад +1

      Well he didn't know any better lol

  • @hankthepatriot3733
    @hankthepatriot3733 3 месяца назад +144

    This man is TRULY noteworthy! Completely FASCINATING! NEVER heard of Lord Dexter, yet I couldn't stop watching! You always find CAPTIVATING subjects! THANK YOU!

    • @Karldin83
      @Karldin83 3 месяца назад

      Sam O'nella Academy had a fun video on him a few years ago

    • @0neIntangible
      @0neIntangible 3 месяца назад +1

      National Holiday... Timothy Dexter Day!

    • @RainbowFlowerCrow
      @RainbowFlowerCrow 2 месяца назад

      ​@@0neIntangibleSo a second April Fool's day?

    • @dac232009
      @dac232009 Месяц назад

      the second idiot is joe biden !

  • @RobotNinjaZombieBatman
    @RobotNinjaZombieBatman 2 месяца назад +181

    The good old days when getting rich and famous for being an idiot was utterly baffling instead of totally commonplace

    • @TheMightyCookieShow
      @TheMightyCookieShow 2 месяца назад +3

      This guy sounds like he might have been partially the inspiration for jar jar Binks

    • @bellafemedia
      @bellafemedia 2 месяца назад

      Or a danger to Democracy and decency and humanity as we know it.

    • @markalbert9011
      @markalbert9011 2 месяца назад +1

      However the fact that it is commonplace is baffling...... so even steven?

    • @rafflesxyz4800
      @rafflesxyz4800 2 месяца назад +1

      You are rich.

    • @annwilliams6438
      @annwilliams6438 2 месяца назад +2

      Yeah. He should have stood for election as the President of the USA!

  • @blurrydog1
    @blurrydog1 3 месяца назад +238

    I can’t tell if the appendix of punctuation is genuine stupidity or the greatest troll of all time

    • @grnarsch5287
      @grnarsch5287 3 месяца назад +3

      I mean its also kinda just true. In most cases where u are able to see missing punctuations you know where it belongs so it is a bit useless. Ofc still likely harder to read

    • @oldschoolman1444
      @oldschoolman1444 3 месяца назад

      Will Timothy its hard to tell! 😅

    • @sunnyjim1355
      @sunnyjim1355 3 месяца назад +2

      Considering his past record I'm going to give him the benefit of the doubt: genuine stupidity that payed off in spades.

    • @lancesmith5645
      @lancesmith5645 2 месяца назад +1

      whats that quote about madness and brilliance...?

    • @aaronfraire9073
      @aaronfraire9073 2 месяца назад +1

      Why not both?

  • @garethjones2596
    @garethjones2596 2 месяца назад +92

    Epistle > A pistol > A pickel > Pickle

  • @DreadPirateRobertz
    @DreadPirateRobertz 2 месяца назад +21

    "Shall I be given military? I yell good and got tall boots." Lmfao. To be fair to Dexter those are pretty much the qualifications.

  • @AvalosTokyo
    @AvalosTokyo 29 дней назад +6

    He was playing chess while we thought he was playing checkers.

  • @jeffj4642
    @jeffj4642 2 месяца назад +27

    I can't believe there hasn't been a comedy series made about this man

    • @Grungy1
      @Grungy1 2 месяца назад +4

      No one would believe it

  • @Bender_Bending_Rodriguez_2996
    @Bender_Bending_Rodriguez_2996 2 месяца назад +17

    Dexter is one of the best Trolls who ever lived, he's a Genius.
    Putting a whole bunch of punctuations at the end of the Second Edition is freaking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @achievable-goals
      @achievable-goals 2 месяца назад

      Yup!! Ans now i want to have his book displace in my house. Reading his book might be too "advanced " for me to understand🤣

  • @finleyrosebud5791
    @finleyrosebud5791 2 месяца назад +56

    For those wondering, the one and only thing required of the Informer of Deer in Newbury port was to let people know when the deer came back.

    • @rollinlikebuer9059
      @rollinlikebuer9059 2 месяца назад +14

      I'm the Newbury Informer of Deer and my wife plays the theremin. Our budget is $700,000.

    • @BrodyLuv2
      @BrodyLuv2 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@rollinlikebuer9059
      😂🎉

  • @CHR15718N
    @CHR15718N 2 месяца назад +159

    Exporting the cats to eat mice doesn't sound like a stupid idea

    • @paddor
      @paddor 2 месяца назад +15

      If the history of introduced invasive species has taught us anything, it probably is.

    • @SolicitorAP
      @SolicitorAP 2 месяца назад +1

      @@paddor cats aren't invasive, if they are already domesticated doofus

    • @paddor
      @paddor 2 месяца назад +12

      @@SolicitorAP Instead of putting your blatant ignorance on display and proving my point, you should educate yourself first. Read this article from top to bottom: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_predation_on_wildlife
      Yes, even domesticated cats are invasive.

    • @SolicitorAP
      @SolicitorAP 2 месяца назад +5

      @@paddor Bro gave wikipedia as a source, pack it up little one, you've debased your whole argument

    • @radix5315
      @radix5315 2 месяца назад +5

      I see we have a modern day Timothy Dexter here.

  • @Lickylongtym
    @Lickylongtym 3 месяца назад +53

    What a "despite all the odds stacked against him" kind of chap. Legendary in his own right without realising others would do anything to try and bring him down! Being a winner 🏆 😊

    • @HeineHard
      @HeineHard 3 месяца назад +4

      Now look at Donald trump, selling idiocracy to a hole nation.

    • @benjaminransom3479
      @benjaminransom3479 3 месяца назад +6

      @@HeineHard Can you not bring your political nonsense to an objectively educational channel?

    • @rayfighter
      @rayfighter 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@benjaminransom3479it is political, but not nonsense.

    • @bort6414
      @bort6414 2 месяца назад +2

      @@rayfighter Only nonsensical to those who are still burdened by what has been, like facts, reality, observations, and truth.

    • @quattrocity9620
      @quattrocity9620 2 месяца назад

      @@HeineHard Which nation you calling "a hole"?

  • @oscarvasquez706
    @oscarvasquez706 3 месяца назад +77

    Deadpool - God's perfect idiot
    Timothy Dexter - hold my hat

  • @InteliDey
    @InteliDey 2 месяца назад +5

    Timothy Dexter was a genius not an idiot! He saw trends before anybody else could and capitalised on that. That's a man - who has vision so far into the future that most others couldn't even fathom! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @divine203
    @divine203 3 месяца назад +41

    All that just to introduce the protagonist 😂. I freaking love this channel

  • @AmericanActionReport
    @AmericanActionReport 2 месяца назад +43

    I read about Timothy Dexter more than forty years ago and have thought about him many times since then. You added quite a bit to my knowledge of Timothy Dexter. Thanks. Here's a P.S. to the story about the bed warmers being sold as ladles for molasses: The detachable covers for the bed warmers were used as molasses strainers.

  • @FrenchyCanuck
    @FrenchyCanuck 3 месяца назад +16

    I don’t know where you find those stories but it’s fantastic. Your channel is one of the pearl of RUclips.

  • @jhhwild
    @jhhwild 2 месяца назад +46

    Wait a minute...I'm not a millionaire.

    • @Jeremy-ql1or
      @Jeremy-ql1or Месяц назад

      So you're a billionaire??

    • @jhhwild
      @jhhwild Месяц назад

      @Jeremy-ql1or I'm an aire head.

    • @jzthegreat
      @jzthegreat Месяц назад

      You still got time!

  • @gdwnet
    @gdwnet 2 месяца назад +23

    "he appeared at his own funeral to have a fight with his wife".
    Okay, this guy is LEGENDARY. 😂😂

    • @bentonrp
      @bentonrp 11 дней назад

      Timothy: "You sent me to my grave! But I have risen for I am stronger than you, madame! And now you shall feel my cane!"
      And THAT'S a pickle for the knowing ones!

  • @filipdzidzovic4912
    @filipdzidzovic4912 2 месяца назад +842

    The ideas in The Elite Society's Money Manifestation ebook were so powerful. It’s like discovering a hidden key to financial success

    • @I00kingin
      @I00kingin 2 месяца назад +4

      there is great wealth to be found in misfortune

    • @OhAwe
      @OhAwe 2 месяца назад +9

      Lmao bot has 4th highest upvoted comment on page 🤦‍♂

    • @maxpowers3600
      @maxpowers3600 2 месяца назад +2

      This guy is no idiot,he is what we call a drug dealer and these idiotic money making scenes were to explain were all his money came from,everything was bought for next to nothing ,the drugs were stashed inside or on his ships and he sold the product to the buyer,typical drug dealers way of make his cash legal and transportable.
      Considering his behaviour in tipping this was when cocaine really took off

  • @DTWave81
    @DTWave81 2 месяца назад +5

    This guy reminds me of Richard Pryor in Brewster's Millions where he had to spend $30 million in 30 days and have nothing left at all in order to inherit $300 million. He made longshot bets, bought worthless stocks and even invested in an iceberg ship that was supposed to lose money but everything made him more money instead.

    • @anthonyplayground1402
      @anthonyplayground1402 Месяц назад +1

      All he had to do was invest in woke marvel and he would have lost the lot

  • @alexpiercy11
    @alexpiercy11 2 месяца назад +27

    That intro was fucking insane, immediately hooked me

  • @bennu547
    @bennu547 3 месяца назад +28

    Oh I learnt all about Timmothy Dexter from Sam O'Nella Academy. I’m glad you’re covering him too. It’s such a bonkers story. At some point you’re thinking is he actually smart or just stupid lucky? Cause he got stupid lucky more than a few times. Is it all dum luck or at some point he actually did make a deliberate decision that was business smart? Joey Wheeler must be related to Timmothy Dexter if he’s that lucky😹

    • @aramisscabott6747
      @aramisscabott6747 2 месяца назад +5

      I believe Timothy Dexter was a very unpopular man. And tho he camed from a very uneducated origins I have the sensation his story has been exaggerated by his detractors.
      This is just a conjecture and I would love if everything happened as it was narrated and his whole fortune came from a very fortunate string of unlikely luck strikes. But I do know humans tend to ridicule their enemies when they get to tell their stories so I welcome the story with a bit of skepticism.
      Definitely would watch a movie about it.

    • @gabbor2904
      @gabbor2904 2 месяца назад

      @@aramisscabott6747 I made a 10 minute research into the topic and concluded that apart from the whale bones all other transactions mentioned here and on wikipedia easily could be well calculated business decisions. I was unsure about the coal first but then looked up the strike lasted for a year so plenty of time to get the news and hear about the higher prices to send a shipment. It seems he had some interest in the west indies so he must have some information on trade ships heading towards china to assume an interest on mittens etc. The cats are an easy one and the bed warmers also could be based on preliminary information where he spotted the opportunity. So I agree with your comment completely. Still I find it fascinating regardless of it was luck or talent. I myself couldn't sell a gold bar for profit even if I got it for free. :)

    • @clark2491
      @clark2491 2 месяца назад

      Count Dankula has a great video on him as well

  • @darklord884
    @darklord884 3 месяца назад +8

    Dexter being made Informer of Deer: "Finally, I'll be respected as a public official!"
    Nokotan in the background, waiting to ruin his day: 🦌
    Considering the both of them share the same amount of braincells, that being one, they could have actually become good friends.

  • @MrDominickpal
    @MrDominickpal 2 месяца назад +2

    While wading through either depressing or miserably done content, I always jump at the chance to watch one of yours. Great job and delivered so well. Pleeeeeeze don't ever switch to AI. I count on your videos to brighten my day. Thanks for being warm, well spoken, professional and intelligent !

  • @deezmemes7253
    @deezmemes7253 2 месяца назад +24

    The guardian angel of this guy was working overtime 🤣

  • @skeepodoop5197
    @skeepodoop5197 3 месяца назад +12

    Lord Dexter is the biggest madlad of all time.

  • @justbrian_47
    @justbrian_47 3 месяца назад +30

    i must confess i sure do enjoy Thoughty2's videos

  • @hughjassol2072
    @hughjassol2072 21 день назад +1

    This man should be studied in every business school. Most people try to corner and exploit the market. He created the market.

  • @MrJubesJubes
    @MrJubesJubes 3 месяца назад +28

    Luck Stat 11
    Intelligence 1
    Charisma 9
    This mans winning 😂

    • @jpt3640
      @jpt3640 3 месяца назад +2

      Ah, no.
      Luck 20
      Int 20
      Wis 1
      Cha 10

    • @grnarsch5287
      @grnarsch5287 3 месяца назад

      What game are you playing? in dnd these would be pretty bad stats even luck isnt really good. But u also might mean +11

    • @synthemagician4686
      @synthemagician4686 3 месяца назад +2

      @@grnarsch5287 Luck isn't a DnD stat, but I think op meant stats out of a scale of 1-10.

    • @grnarsch5287
      @grnarsch5287 2 месяца назад

      @@synthemagician4686 i mean i know that luck isnt a stat. But like whatever. Maybe for this person u create a proficiency called luck and its rare bonus.
      It would be a cool concept at least. And would be a way to make any sense out of this statblock in dnd

  • @hippiedude2232
    @hippiedude2232 3 месяца назад +30

    "Anyone who called him lord got free foods."
    Honestly, i bet it worked better than whinig like a baby and threatening frivilous lawsuits. You know what modern fad im illuding to.

  • @Theaphilius_Mythology_Channel
    @Theaphilius_Mythology_Channel 3 месяца назад +31

    As someone who just recently started this weird journey (i.e. RUclips), I am getting more and more amazed by your videos. The script is one thing - doing research, putting it nicely together (a little joke here and there, a bit of sarcasm, etc. ... - which is not to say, that the script is bad, quite the opposite, in my videos I am trying a similar style - a 'casual talk' and I really like this kind of script style - it feels engaging and is just fun listen to)
    But the amount of time for the editing (and uploading so regularly) is amazing!
    Edit: Just in case - even though I am faceless channel - the Voice I am using is my own (AI is only for Mythology and stand alone Biographies used the rest is not AI)

  • @MDTurner
    @MDTurner 23 дня назад

    Loving your storytelling, and the way you tell it. Thanks so much Arran.

  • @stanleyzabecki7821
    @stanleyzabecki7821 2 месяца назад +7

    I would like to Thank You for the way you phrase your Patreon request. Being on a very limited income, your attitude and understanding feels like a hug. THANK YOU!!!!

  • @Makem12
    @Makem12 3 месяца назад +28

    I really need that man's luck.

    • @Durzo1259
      @Durzo1259 3 месяца назад +4

      Sometimes I think karma is a real thing, like the universe is attuned to each person to give them more good luck or bad luck. I had an uncle who would win almost every time he entered a draw, raffle, or lottery; be it $5 or $1,000. My whole extended family was always saying "I don't know how he does it, he never loses."
      Meanwhile I've never won a draw/raffle/lottery and my life has been unending health catastrophes.

    • @shortbusbully
      @shortbusbully 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@Durzo1259 i can't even win a sure thing lol

  • @Larsanator
    @Larsanator 2 месяца назад +11

    @18:51 He didn't build his Mansion, he bought it; it was twice owned before him, he simply adorned it.

  • @sayanchowdhury2974
    @sayanchowdhury2974 7 дней назад +1

    IShowspeed should be the biggest example of this video according to thumbnail

  • @colinmcfarland9997
    @colinmcfarland9997 3 месяца назад +19

    This guys luck is maxed out 😂

  • @joseph1150
    @joseph1150 2 месяца назад +10

    Leatherworking uses some pretty toxic chemicals. Might have affected him.

  • @kyledavies6464
    @kyledavies6464 3 месяца назад +13

    I want this man’s confidence.

  • @EbukaNicholas-r7x
    @EbukaNicholas-r7x 25 дней назад

    Thoughty has to be the best narrator I've ever seen on RUclips.
    Been watching for over 4 years now❤

  • @Julia68yt
    @Julia68yt 3 месяца назад +8

    23:35 LOL Dexter invented social media posts! 🤣

  • @numberlover8181
    @numberlover8181 2 месяца назад +11

    It seems that if you genuinely believe that opportunities are everywhere, then they become so. Most people just constantly feel that there aren't any opportunities and so there aren't for them. Perspective, attitude, belief, And hope can get you a really long way if you are also determined.

  • @jayh6227
    @jayh6227 2 месяца назад +4

    Why did you have to add the derp voice @1:46, lol? It was just too funny.

  • @geneoh5048
    @geneoh5048 Месяц назад +8

    Video starts at 5:05

  • @theelephant5974
    @theelephant5974 Месяц назад

    Bro answered a question I had in the shower today morning. I started asking myself how many human beings have ever been on this planet and an answer brings itself barely 24hours later🤣

  • @TerryB751
    @TerryB751 2 месяца назад +10

    The irony of this is that every 5 minutes of this video has a Trump ad showing up trying to sell his commemorative coins. 😁

    • @DownhillAllTheWay
      @DownhillAllTheWay 2 месяца назад +1

      I just found your comment by searching the text for "Trump" - and I'm absolutely amazed that this seems to be the only mention - amazedc because Dexter's life has Trump written all the way through it - "Idiot makes good!"

    • @troglodytestroglodytes220
      @troglodytestroglodytes220 2 месяца назад

      @@DownhillAllTheWayI was expecting Musk.

  • @gameslayer0692
    @gameslayer0692 2 месяца назад +3

    Samonella did a beautiful job explaining him. Man, i miss Sam

  • @tajakjejtam
    @tajakjejtam 2 месяца назад +4

    20:15 at this point he lost the plot - I think it happened way way sonner

  • @shayneoneill1506
    @shayneoneill1506 2 месяца назад +2

    I *need* a hardcopy copy of that book. It looks perfectly insane and I want one.. Also its possible the guy as secretly an seriously talented marketer. The dude was able to sell some pretty baffling things in bulk. Arguably that takes talent.

    • @AWBabbage
      @AWBabbage 14 дней назад

      Sounds familiar…

  • @OvayBrandao
    @OvayBrandao 3 месяца назад +9

    I swear I had a work colleague just like that. Not so resemblant money wise. But for instance, when he drove you could hear tyre screeching in any junction he went through or any time he changed lanes. Him driving was a disaster waiting to happen. Somehow he never even scratched his car.

  • @georgeadyns
    @georgeadyns 2 месяца назад +40

    My son and I did a drive by of his house in Newburyport this morning because of this video!
    So glad to visit a site mentioned in one of your videos.
    Love your topics and content!

    • @quattrocity9620
      @quattrocity9620 2 месяца назад +3

      Hope nobody was hurt

    • @zalezluciano2899
      @zalezluciano2899 2 месяца назад

      ​@@quattrocity9620😂

    • @corgeousgeorge
      @corgeousgeorge 2 месяца назад

      his home is still there? did it have all the statues still?

    • @georgeadyns
      @georgeadyns 2 месяца назад +2

      @ no, seemed like a normal home for todays Newburyport. Still cool to visit it in context.

  • @kirbymarchbarcena
    @kirbymarchbarcena 3 месяца назад +11

    @4:14 " The man is basically a King Midas on crack"
    That pretty much explained everything

  • @rayyanel-nafaty4227
    @rayyanel-nafaty4227 Месяц назад

    Bravo! Absolutely amazing story. Definitely one of my favourite Thoughty2 videos of 2024!

  • @BobfromHolland
    @BobfromHolland 3 месяца назад +8

    I had been working on a modern “translation” of this book a few years ago, let me know if I should pick it up again. I think I have like half of it left. It was taking quite a while

    • @c434567557
      @c434567557 2 месяца назад

      go for it, i tried one of the bits shown in this clip
      . I ask forgiveness of the world for telling the truth, I mean no hurt to a fly, only when it bites me then I kill the fly. If I can I have been my own trumpeter fourteen years, my trumpeter is dead having so many wounds in face and on my head. I done it to make a good life and keep my spirits from sinking, pity me all good people. Amen
      Do you agree?

    • @c434567557
      @c434567557 2 месяца назад

      The other ones talks about a cat and pudding and a guilty dog with sheep etc... I don't think its too hard, goes on about tobacco spitting so I guess they liked to chew it as they do in indonesia

  • @user-fb8lb2mo9c
    @user-fb8lb2mo9c 2 месяца назад +4

    Reads the headline: how an idiot became a millionaire
    Thinks: yeah, how did Mark Cuban become a millionaire?

    • @tommyfu9271
      @tommyfu9271 2 месяца назад

      always h9larious when a yokle thinks someone way smarter than them is stupid.

    • @pashapasovski5860
      @pashapasovski5860 2 месяца назад +1

      Billionaire

  • @OctavMandru
    @OctavMandru 2 месяца назад +5

    Idiot? I don't think so. He was smarter than many braver than most, in my opinion.
    I wish I was that inspired in business.

  • @Blake_johnston
    @Blake_johnston 22 дня назад +65

    Thank you for recommending Sarah Jennine Davis on one of your videos. I reached out to her and investing with her has been amazing.

    • @anilhettiarachci8467
      @anilhettiarachci8467 22 дня назад

      Wow, congratulations on your impressive investment success! Your discipline and focus on delayed gratification is truly inspiring. I'm curious, what are some of the key factors that you consider when making investment decisions? Do you have any tips for those of us who are just starting to dip our toes into the world of investing? Thanks for sharing your story!

    • @สมรักษ์อินทร์ตา-ม7ฑ
      @สมรักษ์อินทร์ตา-ม7ฑ 22 дня назад

      Do you mind sharing info on the adviser who
      assisted you? I'm 39 now and would love to
      grow my portfolio and plan my retirement

    • @Blake_johnston
      @Blake_johnston 22 дня назад

      @@สมรักษ์อินทร์ตา-ม7ฑ Sarah Jennine Davis is highly recommended
      You most likely should get her basic info when you search her on your browser.

    • @FreyaFreya3
      @FreyaFreya3 22 дня назад

      ​@@Blake_johnstonHow do I access her ? I really need this

    • @Blake_johnston
      @Blake_johnston 22 дня назад

      +156

  • @ricks5756
    @ricks5756 Месяц назад

    15:45 - central heating did exist at the time in 2 forms.
    1: the bricks of the central chimney were exposed and would radiate heat to the upper floors.
    2: small holes were cut into the floors of each room and grates were placed over them. A coal or wood furnace was placed in the basement, heating the entire basement, utilizing convection to heat the upper floors.

  • @TheDKgerman
    @TheDKgerman 2 месяца назад +46

    hey, 42 here…

    • @udejiomofriday3060
      @udejiomofriday3060 2 месяца назад +3

      I see what you did there... 😉

    • @PizzaCat1732
      @PizzaCat1732 2 месяца назад +3

      I think most of us have heard it as that.

  • @christinejalandoni5919
    @christinejalandoni5919 3 месяца назад +5

    Dude maxed out his luck stats

  • @cwavt8849
    @cwavt8849 Месяц назад

    I had heard this story a couple of years ago from Mr. Ballen. But, there's so many details that I had forgotten most of them.
    Thank you for a wonderfully entertaining retelling. What a truly lucky unlucky man 😁👏

  • @wfettich
    @wfettich 2 месяца назад +14

    A complete idiot who accidentally made wealth, was obsessed with his image and wanted to be emperor of the US?
    Fortunately this cannot happen in today’s time.

  • @Will-bp4ri
    @Will-bp4ri 3 месяца назад +18

    20:30 The ORIGINAL gaslighter

  • @alliedvoyd
    @alliedvoyd 3 месяца назад +17

    Such perfect timing on this video. Failing upwards to great success. Definitely reminds me of someone...

    • @soliniv1411
      @soliniv1411 2 месяца назад

      Hugo reyes?

    • @ptrinch
      @ptrinch 2 месяца назад +5

      Indeed it does. Sometimes total idiots are dealt all the trump cards in the game of life.

    • @tledful
      @tledful 2 месяца назад

      No doubt. How did such an idiot become a VP in 2020.

  • @Clint.McCreery
    @Clint.McCreery 2 месяца назад

    Absolutely mad! Thank you for the work you do in unearthing these fantastic true characters. This is my favorite video that you have produced since enlightening me of the madcap exploits of Porfirio Rubirosa. If you're unfamiliar, I'd love to suggest you look into the absolutely bonkers life of baseball player (and certified lunatic) George Edward "Rube" Waddell. I won't spoil it for you, but suffice it to say that he is cut from the same cloth as many of your other historical anomalies. Appreciate the work that you do and love that you introduce these stories with wit and a unique perspective. Thanks.

  • @smagnusen
    @smagnusen 3 месяца назад +5

    Dexter reminds me of a moderm character, can't quite put my finger on it..

  • @nissanzenkiboy
    @nissanzenkiboy 2 месяца назад +7

    4:50 what a chad lmfao

  • @fredflintstoner596
    @fredflintstoner596 3 месяца назад +7

    Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a view !"
    Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam ."
    Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!"
    Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window ? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically across the plains?..."
    Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!"
    Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky."
    Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction."
    Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment ?"

    • @dhonkeypunch
      @dhonkeypunch 3 месяца назад +1

      That's ny favorite part of the Bible

  • @oliverburkett5362
    @oliverburkett5362 3 месяца назад +9

    Timothy really sounds like Eric Cartman 😂

    • @HeineHard
      @HeineHard 3 месяца назад +1

      Now look at Donald trump, selling idiocracy to a hole nation.

    • @powerliftingiscool9548
      @powerliftingiscool9548 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@HeineHardcouldnt even spell it right. Poetry... more like pottery

    • @SG_meisniceboylol
      @SG_meisniceboylol 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@HeineHardWhere is the hole nation Donald Trump sells idiocracy in?

  • @Cournall
    @Cournall Месяц назад

    Saw the sam o'nella academy video about Timothy dexter a few years back, which was a great comedy, now this video. Oh man, such a great piece, and deeper understanding. Thank you!

  • @Vipex_14
    @Vipex_14 3 месяца назад +9

    0:24 its crazy that over half of them died of malaria

  • @reyalPRON
    @reyalPRON 3 месяца назад +4

    6:45 working as a whatnow? you say it like that was daily used word today sir.

    • @rtmoore4
      @rtmoore4 2 месяца назад +3

      A “huckster” is what I heard, which in modern parlance has a negative connotation, but in the 18th century would have just meant a vendor who sells things.

  • @ChetManley_SuperSpy
    @ChetManley_SuperSpy 2 месяца назад +9

    Thanks for all the scrumptious content over the years!!! Keep up the great work!!!

  • @kenethw172
    @kenethw172 22 дня назад

    Shipping bed warmers to the Caribbean had me laughing hard.

  • @elizabethebbighausen9341
    @elizabethebbighausen9341 3 месяца назад +6

    Yayyy! Welcome my fellow repositories of useless information!!! Thanks Arran!

    • @HeineHard
      @HeineHard 3 месяца назад

      Maybe it should be a movie about Donald trump, selling idiocracy to a hole nation.

  • @jmas1219
    @jmas1219 3 месяца назад +12

    Lord Dexter sounds like an earlier incarnation of Space Karen aka Elon Musk.

    • @HeineHard
      @HeineHard 3 месяца назад +2

      Maybe it should be a movie about Donald trump, selling idiocracy to a hole nation.

    • @synthemagician4686
      @synthemagician4686 3 месяца назад +2

      I think you hit the nail on the head with this one. Dexter and Elon are insanely similar. A hundred years from now, I hope someone makes a video like this about Elon being an idiot.

    • @jimmylim5015
      @jimmylim5015 2 месяца назад +2

      Crying a bit too hard?​@@HeineHard

    • @AlexBooster
      @AlexBooster 2 месяца назад +1

      I was looking for a comment like this one. 100% correct.
      Musk is definitely the modern version of Timothy Dexter.
      Musk is the luckiest idiot of our lifetime.

  • @BPBomber
    @BPBomber 3 месяца назад +11

    5:03 episode actually starts here

  • @dash8brj
    @dash8brj 2 месяца назад

    thoughty2, I love your content - from the silly sound effects to the comically cute cartoons and the stories that go with them. Well done :)

  • @Sidionian
    @Sidionian 2 месяца назад +9

    To us he may seem like an idiot. But "For The Knowing Ones" he's the greatest troll in history.