Ossyria TLDR: I know, I'm just making a joke here. I can assure you with 100% certainty that Austin, Texas is in America... (I don't mean to have a tone, I'm just saying that these are Americans we are talking about. If Achievement hunter was British, I would tell people to use "colour" instead. [Side note, "colour" registers as a spelling error XD])
Puddle Pile Part Piti: People Pancakes. According to en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_numbers_in_various_languages the word "piti" is Tahitian for 2. The reason why this is important is because I wanted all the words to start with the letter p for the purposes of alliteration.
i actually did all of my homework for tomorrow while watching this and actually finished with 20 minutes left on the video, Why procrastinate when you can be productive!
*your knees burst out of the back of your legs, and your dragged forty feet underneath the vending machine. As you come to a stop, a single can of Diet Coke falls out of the slot and bonks you on the head* (i smile and adjust my shades) train your reflxes more, then come back to me. *walks off down the road, shooting an unaware guard in the face*
15:33 what I imagine those guards are talking about Guard 1: Hey? Guard 2: Yeah? G1: You ever wonder why we’re here? G2: Because if we ain’t, the boss’ll kill us. G1: Huh.
I love how Jeremy looked like a total hitman pro the way he evaded all the guards at the end as a scarecrow, while at the same time I’m sure his brain blanked out and he pretty much panicked and clutched the whole thing! 😂
This escalation started off slow and boring and by the second round it got crazy lol. Can’t believe Jeremy did it! That was awesome! I love these videos!!! Keep up the great work guys!! 😄😄😄
Ive watched A LOT of AH and gavin's kill on the target without hurting the stalker at like 59min is one of the the craziest things they've ever got on camera.
Playing for so many years and watching this, makes it so easy to relate to Dr. Strange in his time loops to figure out the best way to come out on top of a given scenario........... of course if it took me millions of tries I’d probably kill my console.
If you guys would have just shot the 2 guards outside the double door to your right after knocking out the dude who you have to burn or crush, you could have dragged him that way without being spotted. Either way this was great to watch. Keep them up. This needs to be a weekly upload.
That second escalation could have literally been over in like a minute considering you don't have to drag the guy through the courtyard, there is a side door to the garage with literally no one around ._. All it took was a little bit of patience and timing
I can't believe how long they've been playing this game and so far only Gavin seems to understand how arcs and the lock on works with throwing melee weapons.
When Jeremy went party hard mode right off the bat, I understood the whopping 1h 21min length. Not exactly how you're supposed to do it but they're AH, what else could be expected.
"Yeah, this scarecrow busted in and shot me twice in the balls and left screaming he'd be back for me!"
"The Gang Plays Hitman in Black and White"
“I just want the world to return to colour”- Ryan Haywood
Seeing that quote reminds me of The Giver lol
Zamalamahama s Color*, this is America.
or he could be Canadian or British you don't know. The internet is not just American people.
Ossyria
TLDR: I know, I'm just making a joke here.
I can assure you with 100% certainty that Austin, Texas is in America... (I don't mean to have a tone, I'm just saying that these are Americans we are talking about. If Achievement hunter was British, I would tell people to use "colour" instead. [Side note, "colour" registers as a spelling error XD])
“Hey what the hell are you doing? Stop suffocating that person!” 😂😂😂
*Looks at the length of video* "Huh must be an uncut version"
*30min in* ".....This is gonna be a good vid."
I would love to see another hitman immersion with this kinda escalation mechanic. The original is one of my favourite videos.
"yeah, im here to pick up my car"
"oh...you sure you want it back?"
"why would i not?"
"we had a couple...ok, more than a couple of accidents"
Jeremy giving out a sinister laugh as the car smashing is happening is the best part.
"I always like to go around the other side and have a shower in it."
....Jesus, Gavin....
Just like Mike Channel from outside xbox: that guy did that too. Seems to be common behavior for British players...
I would expect this behavior from Ryan, but Gavin? What have you become?
this episode's hits
1.- People Pancakes
2.- Pistol Clown
3.- Crouching clown, hidden scarecrow
_"The clown is down. I repeat, the clown is down!"_
Ryan: *Throws a coin at a relaxing militia guy*
Militia Guy: ".........Hey."
These Hitman videos are quickly becoming my favourite thing coming out of AH at the moment
Keep up the fantastic work guys ^_^
A "Hitman Escalation" video that is an hour and 20 minutes long...
Yes please.
Drinking game:
Take a shot every time they fail.
Brandon Galvan
I don't think my liver would last. XD
reza choudhurry Just do what I do: use someone else's liver. That way, your's remains perfectly fine.
How does one obtain someone elses liver?
Tyler Whiteoak Carefully.
Puddle Pile Part 2: People Pancakes.
DarkMephiles someone said the p word
Puddle Pile Part Piti: People Pancakes.
According to en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_numbers_in_various_languages the word "piti" is Tahitian for 2. The reason why this is important is because I wanted all the words to start with the letter p for the purposes of alliteration.
I bet Ryan can't say that.
Funny thing is that Part 1 was actually Electric Boogaloo.
57:35 making mancakes
Harry2506 yes I'm not the only one that that caught the song remix
Lil J is so good at this game and he doesnt even know it
Brady Pahl except starting as the clown haha
He's the real sleeper agent 47. He's even bald!
He's hustling us
Ryan was giving very nice play by play advice too him as well
I love the British accented guys in this game.
OYVE GOWT DIS BODEE ON DU GWOWND.
VodkaFox that made me laugh more than this video 😂
Americans
His name is Gavin
Gavino free
Nearly an hour and a half of Hitman? Yes!
i actually did all of my homework for tomorrow while watching this and actually finished with 20 minutes left on the video, Why procrastinate when you can be productive!
Jeremy hates Birdwatchers because they're watching Birds and not him.
DangerousDac Great minds think alike
Wouldn't he want them to find a bird (person) though? That way, the birdwatcher could fuck it and tell him about how it was.
Blue Sky Productions yeah but Jeremy could watch the birds fuck himself or find one to fuck.
K915B Khalid Brown that's a good point, I guess.
54:48 Gavin, trying to sound badass: "Take care of biz." *3 seconds later* "OHHH THE HUNTER!!"
45:34 when Gavin turns, kind of scared by Jeremy's maniacal evil laugh
Ryan the "stop telling anyone what I did" guy
Little did you know that Jeremy is 47's cousin... I mean it's pretty obvious seeing as how they're both bald.
Dovah Spy Actually Jeremy’s another clone, yeah he’s actually Agent 69; obviously he didn’t come out quite right...
icecream is nice they didnt give him enough time to grow.
XD
Yes. That is how family genetics work. 2 people bald? Related. SCIENCE MUTHA FUCKAS
Dovah Spy Just shorter and fatter. Skill set is still the same though
Ryan whispering pistol clown is the most unsettling thing
Alternative name: Hitman Escalation- Rage Quit Edition
"Circumstance makes fools of us all." Is one of the best things ever said.
I love how quickly a Hitman Let's Play descends into "Wait, what were we doing again?"
“Crouching clown, hidden scarecrow” didn’t get nearly the recognition it deserved. Top tier comedy from Gav
When they caught Gavin getting into the box and then surrounded him it gave me read red dead vibes
Well, that... *looks at time* Didn't escalate quickly.
Please make the pancake song into an animated video.
23:14 Jeremy: "are ya gonna clear them all out, or...?", Ryan: "nah, I'm gonna...work it out (massive death squad appears), NO! OHHHH dear"!
"Crouching Clown Hidden Scarecrow"
New escalation. Yaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy
Please don't through a vending machine at me
=°•°=
well, because you asked so nicely............ (chucks Coke machine at your knees) DODGE!!!!!!!!!
*Trys to Dodge but fails*
(Good to know I'm not the only fan of that anime)
*your knees burst out of the back of your legs, and your dragged forty feet underneath the vending machine. As you come to a stop, a single can of Diet Coke falls out of the slot and bonks you on the head* (i smile and adjust my shades) train your reflxes more, then come back to me. *walks off down the road, shooting an unaware guard in the face*
Uh Command? I just saw a clown kill a man with a shuriken. Also I fully expected to go my whole life without saying that.
Ryan may have watched too much Adventure Time before this Escalation Mission. Lol
Ryan: *tells Jeremy exactly what to do*
Gavin: Jeremy's so good at hitman
Jeremy's sinister laught at 57:20 gets me everytime
1:09:58 is on par with Ryan's sniping
Hitman videos get me the most excited when they come out
I really want to know what Jeremy's logic was when he went to the final escalation with a clown disguise and shurikens...
I think he might have been escalating a bit off screen if you know what I mean.
What if jeremy is actual agent 47, and he lost his memories and ending up in the rooster teeth office.
Jeremy wishes he was that tall
" I'm a freak with ridiculos demands! Good luck."
That was almost a perfect description *ridiculous
Jeremy has easily become my favorite. Right next to Ryan and Michael.
Austin Melendez Jeremy's my favorite right next to Ryan, michael, Gavin, Jack, and geoff
This was the escalation that just kept going x)
One hour twenty... they might fail a few times I think 😂
kudos to the editor for this one. I can't imagine how hard this was to edit down and still feel like a concise video. you did good
You've heard of puddle pile. Now meet car clump
The reason Jeremy is good is because he’s part of battle buddies
"Rare Achievement unlocked- *0.21%*"
"less than .2 percent completed it!"
nice math
15:33 what I imagine those guards are talking about
Guard 1: Hey?
Guard 2: Yeah?
G1: You ever wonder why we’re here?
G2: Because if we ain’t, the boss’ll kill us.
G1: Huh.
Alternative video title: Puddle Pile 2.0
Brandon Galvan People Pancakes*
This is Edge of Tomorrow: The Let's Watch.
Can we PLEASE get a let's watch of Gav doing the story missions Silent Assassin?
Nice little DoA reference at 7:04
Jeremy: "That's the way I like it"
Ryan: "Uh huh Uh huh"
Hitman is my favorite game of the last year. Every time these come out I just wanna binge this game
Still one of my favorite videos you've done happy new year
Still one of my favorite videos you have ever done, can't watch it without laughing
1:01:49 Crouching Clown Hidden Scarecrow hahahahahahaha love it
Edit: Time fix
As soon as Ryan said about making pancakes, I thought Adventure Time. Then he goes for the reference. Good man.
Gavin somehow managing not to crush the hunter with the car is one of the most incredible things I've ever seen! 😂
Totally thought Jeremy said at 55:47 "I'm an explosive sex bird"
I love how Jeremy looked like a total hitman pro the way he evaded all the guards at the end as a scarecrow, while at the same time I’m sure his brain blanked out and he pretty much panicked and clutched the whole thing! 😂
When Jeremy became the scarecrow in the video it suddenly turned into the oddest scooby-doo episode we've ever seen. . love it!
The best escalation video ever, and Lil J you are know Agent 47 and a half.
These are fantastic. Don’t stop!
This escalation started off slow and boring and by the second round it got crazy lol. Can’t believe Jeremy did it! That was awesome! I love these videos!!! Keep up the great work guys!! 😄😄😄
God... the sound that last axe made was Soooooo good~
Look at this pile of bodies that appear to have been crushed by this car, I think I’ll go stand under it too.
Gavin crushing his target while missing his hunter by an inch was amazing.
Ryan coming out of the closet swinging with the axe killed me, just so damn funny for some reason.
"We can't be this bad!" I beg to differ Ryan
Jeremy's run with the car was beyond priceless.
MORE HITMAN, PLS!
THESE ARE YOUR BEST VIDS EVER!!!
This is ALWAYS Ryan's Method of playing Hitman. Kill EVERYONE until you get to the target/s.
Oh, my god. Ryan, that parody of "Bacon Pancakes" was sick, wrong, and absolutely, positively… *hilarious.* Thank you.
Ive watched A LOT of AH and gavin's kill on the target without hurting the stalker at like 59min is one of the the craziest things they've ever got on camera.
Playing for so many years and watching this, makes it so easy to relate to Dr. Strange in his time loops to figure out the best way to come out on top of a given scenario........... of course if it took me millions of tries I’d probably kill my console.
If you guys would have just shot the 2 guards outside the double door to your right after knocking out the dude who you have to burn or crush, you could have dragged him that way without being spotted. Either way this was great to watch. Keep them up. This needs to be a weekly upload.
Jeremy is a beast, he does not overthink things
27:50 SUBJECT: Haywood, Ryan MISSION: destroy
More of this kind of video needs to exist.
That second escalation could have literally been over in like a minute considering you don't have to drag the guy through the courtyard, there is a side door to the garage with literally no one around ._. All it took was a little bit of patience and timing
59:09 best moment in hitman yet
I can't believe how long they've been playing this game and so far only Gavin seems to understand how arcs and the lock on works with throwing melee weapons.
As someone who works with balers almost every day, I can say with confidence, that is one agonizing death.
Best series. I love the hitman lets plays!
A 1 hour 20 min escalation?! Hell YEAH!
Ryan with the sick Adventure Time reference
59:15 best moment in Hitman Escalation so far
This is probably the funniest Hitman Escalation ever
1:21 hours of hitman, ready for 1000 deaths and 10000 misses
Seeing I have started playing Hitman and seeing the escalations I be like "my god I so wanna see the boys do this!"
I'm pretty sure Jeremy's lack of hair got him into 47's shoes XD
Gavin needs to remind himself that quick aiming at someone points the gun instantly to the head.
When Jeremy went party hard mode right off the bat, I understood the whopping 1h 21min length. Not exactly how you're supposed to do it but they're AH, what else could be expected.
This escalation is a right bitch. Good luck, AH
I love hitman so much this video is gold
“Wanking hell” “who talks like that?” ...you?
Hitman escalation anddd an extra long video..im in heaven!