Gamerpoop: Mass Effect Andromeda
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- Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
- Random dialogue that you probably missed in ME: Andromeda.
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Liara is Blue,
Garrus is grey,
Report to the ship,
We'll bang, Ok?
Deep
really deep ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Sir Roderick Quincy von thunderbottom, the Magnificent high king of Australia bruh this is PERFECT!!!
deeper than the hole i dug in my garden
deeper than leonardo dicaprio in Titanic
that ending should be canon
Maverick The Cow YES
DlC Pass
Maverick The Cow I can't believe he put in the Silent Hill Ufo music, I loved it. Especially since it was just after the snake scream.
Maverick The Cow that ending is cannon lol
Lmao yes, if the datapad audio log would be like that, I'd forgive Bioware for anything.
"I like your face."
"You're lying Ryder!"
This is the Nexus !
Let's change the subject.
This is Kadara !
I'll have you know there's no krogan pu$$$$$iiieeee
Noe.
It reminded me of "You're lying Lisa. I didn't hit you! I did not. "
Wyn Weeardo0 lets get to bashing butts
As well as DhEeEeZ NUUTS!
Even when he's dead, Commander Shepard will bang...
Ok.
This takes place between me1 and 2. sheps not dead yet
@MoeSanation well I guess technically he was dead. For a bit.
@@fakefake7655 Depends what ending you choose, in one ending if you choose Destroy, and has like 5000 stats, Shepard do live. I think.. this was even confirmed by developers
A true boner through and through
Wow that ending was amazing.
I was half expecting it to be something else. Wow
Hearing Shepard again brought tears to my eyes
We'll bang ok ?
Newovar we'll bang, ok
Hello? is this the Future?
Shepherd at the end killed me. "HELLO IS THIS THE FUTURE?"
we'll bang okay
+Yefta Tauran okay
lex licairac yeah i lost my fucking shit at that and Addison as the fish, but shepard cameo fucking destroyed me
lex licairac the tone of shepard's voice is great too, like perfectly suited to the dialogue
Gamerpoop Shephard is such a troll. I love it
"Forgive me, Forgive Andromeda"
- Bioware, 2017
It was surprisingly good, though. Aside from the shit animations as your companions walk around on your ship, animations are acceptable. Combat is a lot of fun, and it has an average storyline. I'd say above average if they hadn't left so many questions unanswered, bit annoying. The overall game was pretty fun.
Just thought it was a funny quote considering all the controversy over it right now. I'm actually having a blast with Andromeda.
At the moment I'm just waiting until it gets patched a bit before I start my second playthrough.
Same thing I'm waiting for. Also curious about DLC, hoping for DLC that covers the questions that weren't answered at the end, which basically encompasses everything.
The story of that game wouldn't recognize average it it jumped out of the bushes and kicked it in the nuts. The story is as bad as it gets. Not to mention, the characters and the dialogues are the worst, enemies glitch all the time and quests are uninspired.
Yeah!
2 or 3 times a day, nothing serious.
He sounded like Javik
Rahtik i was gonna imdb it but i was lazy, it does sound like him for sure
ProtoMario those are rookie numbers pump those up
The voice actor that did Javik (Ike Amadi) also did voice acting for Andromeda, I just don't know which characters he voiced.
srs
Is this the future?
We'll bang ok?
Bassem Abdel Sattar bit late for that 😝
this was the best moment :D
We'll Bang Okay?
nik Bahtin .......Samurai McFly?
LOOOL that ending with Shepard and Liara was priceless
Rubin I laughed too hard at that
i died mate
I almost cried when I heard Shepard's voice.
Shepherd = Sterling Archer confirmed.
Scavenger Six Hell yeah!
- You should stop watching Mass Effect Gamer Poop
- (old krogan voice) noe
kotesgitaroy his name is drack
Then you remember “we’ll bang, ok?” And you have to comeback
Liara! What are you doing here? HELLO? Anybody hear me? Is this the future? We'll bang, ok?
Just fucking killed it :D
ben dover, liara
ben dover, Peebee
I have to thrust or this wont work.
We will bang okay?
This is about me & me
I had shit to take
Sheppard will bang the future!
Emilio Orrico of course he Will everybody knows that you can run like a leopard fight like a krogan but you never be better than commander Shepard
double nice
Emilio Orrico Damn right
Balls deep in infinity. Gonna need that towel.
Turns out the only Female worth banging is his sister : that is if you custom create the female twin in the defective character creator
"Just because we can eat anything doesn't mean we can unshackle hell itself."
God tier sentence mixing.
What a surprise, the cameo by the original cast was the best part of Andromeda even in Gamerpoop.
true I thought the same :D
RicoLen1 I wanna guess you haven't played the game?
Go ahead and guess. I'm not gonna stop you.
Yes, I had it pre-ordered. I got bored after about 30 hours I just couldn't force myself through anymore.
RicoLen1 didn't mean to press any buttons. But I guess people had it differently. I started the mass effect series on andromeda, I actually thought it was pretty good. But I played through the trilogy and I got why people didn't like it.
Not your fault. I'm just really disappointed in the game. That trilogy was IMO the best media experience ever. I'd rather a marathon playthrough of the Mass Effect trilogy than I would a binge on J.R.R. Tolkien's 6 movies (LotR & Hobbit), more than watching Game of Thrones or Lost, more than reading Stephen King's The Dark Tower series, you name it. When it comes to the most popular mediums of entertainment, Mass Effect was IMO the best ever.
With Andromeda I was just hoping for a game worthy of the name even if it wasn't as good as any of the first three, but ultimately I just got bored, and getting bored of Mass Effect just breaks my heart.
'Fourteen Months of Failed Inbred Colonization' is way better than 'my face is tired of everything' and should be made canon. I will outrun an additional Purge to make it Canon.
My face? My face is the brains. Is the head of our military. Is the head of Andromeda.
its why people won't trust you, its why i don't trust you, its why my face don't trust you, why my face must purge you!
+Sc0tty89
That's a shame.
Who gives a shit about what's canon and what's not?
Forgive me. Forgive Andromeda.
As Shepard would say: Nice!
Double Nice
double nice squared times infinity
That Wizard Balls deep in infinity.
I should go
We'll bang, ok?
That ending is the best fan service of 2017.
Game, set, match. Your move, BioWare.
I thought that the actual game was a manslayer parody
Me to.
why?
Actually, the dialog here is better :D
I'm gonna miss see videoes from mans1ay3r where Shepard flirts with the crew. Specialy when he says "We'll bang, okey?"!
Wolfga Gaming I hope whatever the Ryder's "Well bang, Ok?" catchphrase that mans1ayer should make will be just as good
Hope so. I'll still miss Shepard's version anyway.
Ryder is not nearly as alpha as Shepard.
Did you watch the entire video?
I think mans1ay3r can just mod the game and add Shepard to Gamer Poop again.
Daaaamn, that Shepard's interference in Liara's log was awesome, shame that something like that is not in the game... Well, without "We'll bang, ok?" but like Shepard sending stupid message to future, like "If i die fighting Reapers, dont make me a statue, i hate pigeons. And dont name any schools after me. Just put my face on a credit chip." Or like "Hello, this is Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite colony in Andromeda Galaxy! Not like if i really gonna see this myself, but put this record to any colony you want, they will appreciate it , i'm sure."
XD "My names comander shepard, and this is my favourit colony in Omega" would be an awsome easter egg.
As fun as it would be, in the lore they traveled to andromeda a bit before Shepard got under command of Anderson, aka Mass Effect 1 so he would be only a n7 not the Shepard we know.
No, according to those messages, Arcs (or whatever they called) left somewhere after ME2.
The Arks left a year before Mass Effect 2s Arrival DLC so you are correct there
I dont know,but i bet some part of the races know the reaper existence and build the arcs to save the main races outside milkway...
we took their best fish
took their best chips
you and Jeff came so hard on their faces as they died.
Dr. Chocolates
Leo Krupp SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH!
Hahaha you ole cunt! That makes no sense.
Hahaha ya ole cunt that makes no sense
I didn't know Prince was in this game.
ElagabalusRex 😂
Oh shit, thats exactly what i thought lol.
i restrict touching myself to 2 or 3 times a day... nuthin srs
Damn right. :D
I think I was looking forward to this as much as the game itself.
leatherworkstation same. I was hoping he wasn't done with Mass Effect
And, as it turns out, the Gamerpoop itself is actually good !
leatherworkstation I absolutely was looking forward to this MORE than the game
I think I saw your review on Steam.
"It's a Mass Effect game. Also you can bang anybody. Also fuck Trump." 10/10, would buy again
Now this is a good gamerpoop video, it reminded me of the good old days when i was a little girl back on Earth.
A. Remis In France?...Did you by chance pick...pretty Daisies?
MainframeCPU why are you walking around, dressed like a damn woman? Why?!
RollinRoy My guess? He isn't a man, but neither is he a boy.
TheBlues32 funny.
A. Remis all the boys used to whisper his name, Remis, oh Remis, shows us that pretty p*ssy.
What's wrong with her face?
It's the brains. It's the head of our military. It's the head of Andromeda.
That's a shame.
He face is tired.
Her face is tired...
Plinkett- "What's wrong with your faaaaaaaace?"
Was the "everyone is better as a slave" guy secretly Javik reincarnated
Definitely
"And it bugs him when I _TOUCH_ myself" 😂
EDIT: But on a more serious note, I think that's the same guy that voices Baranor in Shadow of War
I can live like a king among my men
This is more funny than the actual game itself.
Mimi Nani I dunno, train wrecks are pretty funny.
Mimi Nani my face is tired from this video 😐
Confusion *wrecks. Another blindly jumping on the andromeda hate train
The Grand Necroposter You're right, this game was a massive success. The height of AAA gaming.
but jumping on trains is cool! like in uncharted 2...
Best Gamerpoop in a looong while! That's what I'm talking about! :D
TheDarkever The bit with vetra and the steak will be GLOOOORIUS in the hands of MANS1AY3R!
Noe. The last fallout 4 poop was awesome.
Faces were done for Gamer Poop.
That "noe" from the krogan was to funny I don't know why but I've been laughing for 10 minutes
Shepard: I found a way to beat Andromeda. James grab Foster's face, Mirranda grab a face designer and director.
EA: Shepard I don't know what you're thinking.
Shepard: EA bend over, I have to thrust or this doesn't work.
EA: Goddes
Shepard: Work with me, give Bioware control of their **cough** development body and I'll stop them.
Edi: Strip EA Shepard's plan is logical.
Shepard: Don't go too far Edi. We'll bang ok!
Is it sad that I literally said this out loud to myself as the actual game poop was lol
Noe
So wait, No dinner?
Bioware's CEO
"so, what's popular among people these days? action adventure? fps?"
Developers
"memes"
CEO
"ok then, make a meme game"
"We'll bang ok"
The spirit of shepard lives on
I cryed at the end Shepard's part was amazing
I don't get it. You just recorded normal gameplay?
Just an early pre-taste of what is yet to come. Sit back and enjoy the wait.
Noe. mans1ayer has created a masterpiece for us. And it feels GLORIOUS on my sweet ass.
Looks like someone needs to experience the pimp hand
We'll bang OK?
I love, LOOOOOOVE, Moist towelettes!
NOĒ
Would be a shame if someone was to rip my pants and _ravage the area_
To give the Grand Champion a backrub is to invoke the Wrath of Sithis.
I wouldn't argue...
Adoring Fan
I LIKE METH
Hello?is the past?We'll bang, ok?
Once Shepard learned of the future in Andromeda, he looked up info about the galaxy. He found that Andromeda is twice the diameter of the Milky Way and it had over ten times the number of stars and best of all, no reapers to cockblock him, meaning it was bound to be filled with countless alien races with hairy jungles down there for him to bang. So now he has stolen Javik's sleeper pod and has set a course for Andromeda ready to bang everything when he arrives and awakens.
All hope for Andromeda rests in Vetra Nyx's steak...
I just love how innocent and a bit stupid Scott sounds
“Unshackle hell itself” is a phrase I’m gonna try to use from now on
"So, no pussy?"
"Noe"
*later*
"So, no dinner?"
"Noe"
I die
"Is this the future? We'll bang, ok?" god-fucking-damned amazing
1:06
Don't mind me asking, but...
Did Javik turn into a human or something?
The Mark V No it's his son. Javik's human mating calls worked, after all.
The end had me in tears. My god. Thanks a lot mans1ay3r.
The truth behind the "tired face" was finally released and makes perfect sense
It was never a theory
When you look at Addison's face, and realise that the Reapers may have actually been right the whole time
So... no spoilers?
nope :D
*noe
NO SCAM
Relax and enjoy fun vid, no spoilers bro :D
The only spoiler is the message to the future of Liara and Shepard
Yeah, I'm pretty sure that what Shepard says is canon...
now we have FUCKING MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA GAMERPOOP, and still best part is where Shepard talks
The new trailer for mass effect Andromeda looks great bioware!
Didnt know you guys were making horror games tho
Even 2.5 Million light years and 633 years can't stop Shepard
i hope Drak's "Noe" becomes the new "We'll bang, ok?"
Noe
"What's the deal with your face?"
*Lips slowly part*
"...And then my face happened." - the first line out of these new gamer poops that made me bust out laughing
"Destroy! Destroy!" xD
That last scene was the best fan service in history
Throw the "Addison" human out the airlock, commander.
"Wait... so no dinner?"
"Noe"
This cracks me up the most for some reason XD
In real-life: *Andromeda will collide with the milky way and create a black hole*
In Mass Effect: *Andromeda collides with the Milky Way, and Shepard will bang, ok?*
"Is this the future? Well bang ok?" Commander Shepard rest in peace.
I don't know when. I don't know how. But you need to bring Shepard to life in these.
I mean, Shepard is the only one who can save Andromeda now.
Damian Elishys *bang Andromeda
Good lord, it's like I never been away and I don't even play mass effect.
I love these too much.
Shepard: Hello? Is this the future? We'll bang, ok?
Future: Nice!
Love the ending with shepherd 😂😂😂
rofl at fish face and Shepard talking to the future
Nice to know "we'll bang okay" made the voyage of dark space and 600 years too
lol that fall at the end put the last nail in my coffin. That fucking scream there kills me every time, I picture Geralt falling down the stairs when he's getting the fuck out
'Is this the future? We'll bang, ok?' OH GOD THE FEELS.
on one of the missions if you take jaal there's a part where you speak into the intercom and he says to you "intriguing... but disturbing"
mans1ay3r was memed into fucken andromeda what a legend
That Drack "reverse" entrance and the "heh heh heh" had me laugh way more than I should have.
Shepard: "Is this the future? Well bang, ok?"
Drack or Ryder: "I'll have you know there's no pussiiieeee!"
Holy shit I was just looking to buy the Mass Effect Trilogy (never played it before) and then you upload this. Great timing!
Word of advice, after you invested 180 into the three games, skip the last 15 minutes of ME3. It ruins everything.
Word of advice, the ending isn't that terrible, people were just disappointed every single little choice they made didn't having huge ramifications on a galactic-scale in the end. Sometimes little choices are just to build your character, they don't need to drastically change the game.
I agree. I played the games after all the rage over the ending and my response was "Eh, not that bad". I think that 3 had some weak story elements, and I don't _love_ the ending, but it didn't fuck up my whole experience with the series like a lot of people claimed for themselves.
Dzire That trilogy is awesome,if you can't buy it get it on Skidrowreloaded(torrent site)
Dzire: Don't read this post, because SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS
To the rest:
Did you guys even play the games? It's not that every little detail didn't have a resolution, is that any and every choice you ever made, big or small, had NO impact on the ending what so ever. In whatever of the three colors you choose, all the relays explode.
Why is that important? First, through the entire trilogy one can read from the lore that no one knows how to build a relay , the technology is too advanced to replicate, so galactic society is fucked. Secondly, and this is a big one: in the last DLC of ME2, an entire STAR SYSTEM is wiped out when the relay explode. So basically, all major settled star systems (human, turian, asari, salarian, krogan, etc) with their respective homeworlds are wiped out from existance.
But they retconned that little detail. Oh, and Casey Hudson said in an interview that there wouldn't be a three choice ending, that all decisions through the games would've added up to a final ending... but instead we got a three choice ending.
I never thought i'd get hit in the feels by a man saying "we'll bang okay?"
so glad he found a way to work "we'll bang, okay?" in there without having anyone else say it.
Almost teared up a bit when I heard Shepard. No jokes, Masnslayer's Shepard is probably the best thing that happened to the Internet and ME series
lol I was like " he BETTER put a we'll bang ok in there"
mass effect 1&2 man!! do it please
Soda_84
He already has. Multiple times. Years ago.
Joshua Caine no he's done 3. Not the first two
Future Biochemist He's used clips from mass effect 2 before
Nicholas R not to sound rude, but can you say which gamer poops? I believe I seen them all but maybe there is one I just haven't seen 😓
Sorry it's from machinima long time ago.
I used to watch you in your earliest days manslayer. Good to see youre still kicking.
The goddamn Silent Hill UFO ending music
Thank you for the name
1:04 is.. is that Javik?
Dat audio log. =D
Holy hell.
This is the Best thing happening to Mass Effect Andromeda Thanks Manslayer
When a less than 3 minutes parody video manages to be more nostalgic to the source material than the guys who actually created the source material.
My face is tired, and hurts from laughing so much.
Damn! that ending had me dying 😂😂
"Hello? Anybody hear me? Is this the future?"
Bwahahahaha! xD
0:57 That is the face I make when my mother catches me watching more mans1ay3r videos.
bioware should REALLy consider hiring you, mans1ay3r.
Shepherd, the man who fucked our future, literally.
It all makes sense now...we should not hate or mock the face. We should obey and fear it! DESTROY! DESTROY! DESTROY!
Ahh man that was the shit! "Is this the future? We'll bang, ok?"
We'll Ba... Nevermind
Shepard can't help himself.
You know that moment when Mans1ay3r uploads a new video? Well...I...don't want to get your hopes up, but it was pretty amazing!
This is better PLOT than the actual plot
is this the future?.. we'll bang ok?
hahaha im crying xD
Thank you for addressing the faces in a creative, hilarious, and now hopefully canon way.
MOOOORE!!! Your Mass Effect parodies are balsam for my soul x') THE BEST
That ending killed me. BEST. CAMEO. EVER!!!
All the way to andromeda and Morgan is still lying about my ass ;(