Off Topic: Ep. 13 - You’ve Aged Like a Heroin Addict
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- Опубликовано: 27 фев 2016
- The AH Crew sits down to talk about PrEP, Chinese Movie Racism, the oddly pagan Jägermeister logo, and more on this week's Off Topic! This episode originally aired February 26, 2016 and is sponsored by MVMT (bit.ly/1SsrdIy) and RUclips Red (bit.ly/1Giz0o7)
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Off Topic: Ep. 13 - You’ve Aged Like a Heroin Addict
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"The only way anyone else is leaving Achievement Hunter is in a body bag." That's the best Geoff quote ever
its how Aleks left
Aleks is cowchop
4 years later and this has been proven untrue
@@imyourfriend4317 Though that wasn'treally Geoff's fault
@@imyourfriend4317 Didn't Geoff leave Achievement Hunter?
Jeremy in this vid is like that kid in a parent teacher conference
"I'm adorable!"
-Jeremy Dooley
You are not wrong.
"You only rip on people you have mutual respect for"
"Yeah"
Geoff: (Immediately) "No"
The range of emotions that played across Michael's face when the titular moment happened (36:50) was priceless. Just absolutely amazing.
this is like two pairs of gay dads trying to adopt jeremy
"that guy thinks consequences is a food"
-my favorite thing Lil J has said to date
Glad to know I'm not the only one who's done the dick toilet seat slam. Thanks, Geoff.
+Gustavo Agosto I've done it twice. Each time I thought my dick was going to fall off.
+TannSquid I should specify that it was accidental.
+TannSquid why would you try it a second time
+Gustavo Agosto That's my biggest fear, the toilet seat ripping my dick off.
+Gustavo Agosto
HOW IS THIS A THING
I'm a chick and I cringed out of my skin at that story
I'm looking forward to Jeremy's gradual transformation over the years from good-hearted chap willing to let that stuff roll off his back to either an angry, psychotic lunatic or possibly just a broken-down, defeated man. Which way will he go?
So a Ryan or a Jack
looks like we went the first route!
He's become a weird combination of Lindsay and Ryan
And now he's left
True story, Bruce actually changed his name from Kitty to Karen. He also traded in his MG for a white Chrysler Laveran. Two days later, the song Short Skirt/Long Jacket came out written about him. That's why he changed his name again to Bruce.
was he wearing a short skirt and a loooooooooooooong jacket?
Augie Oberkrom yes
+Bryson Frank *Chrysler Lebaron
I love it when I'm waiting for Off-Topic to appear in my subscriptions feed and then by searching I find out it came out 50 minutes ago. Great job RUclips.
+Sven3ST yeah get that a lot too.
The part where Michael quoted from the end of Off-Topic 63 is 32:46
You're welcome
Mackenzie Kiem thx
Thanks!!
Thank god. I was losing my mind trying to fint that moment lol
I see Jeremy learned Shadow Clone Jutsu
KAGE-BUSHINO JUTSU
+EruptionFang is it weird that i was playing naruto while watching this
Jeremy from AH and Jeremy from FH look almost identical from the wide angle.
Zak Keith i thought the same
I realized that his name isn't actually Jeremy. They just said it cause he looks like AH Jeremy
I forgot how fat and angry Geoff was when he was drinking
They are training Jeremy in film culture quite well actually
Tbf fair, its not training as much as negative reinforcement and shaming
Geoff is literally the best part of the podcast, every week he has horrible shit hes done in the past
+Gunningyoudown If Geoff just wrote down all this shit, he could have a pretty good book on his hands.
I feel like Michael's evil cackle laughter has kept me afloat through a lot of hard times. he's got the best laugh. its both entertaining and attractive? and definitely unique
i rate this podcast 4/5 beards
Goddammit Michael
HAHAHAHAHA
I love how concerned Michael got when Adam said he's aged like a heroin addict.
This video has been up for 10 minutes how the fuck have you people already watch it and commented
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It's been available for a few days either from the livestream or the audio version
I usually comment as I watch to other comment thread when something funny happens lol.
+LoveAndStuff so you watched or listened to it there, then came to the youtube video just to make a comment? Idunno, seems a little odd.
I don't have to watch it because of course Jeremy shoehorned his way into a standard 4 person podcast. Fuck that guy.
1:04:43 Classic Funhaus joke. Love 'em.
Fuck now my suggested videos are all about heroin addicts
Same hahaha
Mine are about Bollywood actresses and I can't understand why.
+Martyn “Martini” Allison Really? mines about Bollywood actors. huh.
+Vivienne Christine That's funny: I get vids about people never revealing their age...
+Jakomi of the Rose I got one about a dead Batgirl actress.....
i still have no idea who funhaus is or where they came from they just kinda showed up one day
Look up inside gaming and watch the older videos, they worked for Machinima but left then Rooster Teeth hired them or something.
they are the survivors of IGN who were saved by the wise and magestic Matt Hullum and Burnie Burns
+Derry O' Connor IGN is an entirely different company, still alive and well, these guys are the old IG.
Scott Thompson thats what i mean, before machinama turned it into its corporate slave (like every other channel in their web of lies)
36:51 the quote you're looking for
I love these conversations where they go over Jeremy's movie history. It makes me feel good to know that other people get that kind of treatment for not seeing movies lol
+Athalon304 It's a kind of bad feeling but it's still funny.
This was amazing, I can't breath after watching this.
Great job, keep it up!
I like how they made fun of Jack for not liking the Ghostbusters trailer, but when it came out, it was every bit as bad as everyone thought it'd be lol
Dude's bathrooms can be warzones too. I remember I had the world's worst nosebleed after a wrestling practice and the bathroom was just covered in blood. Like handprints on the wall and a trail going from the toilet to the sink to the trashcan all over the place. This was the school bathroom, and a rumor went around for a while that someone was murdered in there. I didn't tell anyone that it was just a wrestling accident that caused it :^)
I thought for sure that the title was a statement that someone said about Geoff. Boy was I wrong.
+Mike Caputo Apprently heroin addicts age well. Who knew?
MCHellshit but they really don’t
I love Geoff is talking about how unprepared AH were and how they were being dumb. And Jeremy is just like "I don't know how much of this is me".
This episode was pretty great. Loved the role-playing in the beginning.
Also yeah, the episode of On the Spot that Geoff was on was really great.
I didn't have my glasses on and it's 3:00AM when the video showed up I thought there were 2 Adam Kovics.
Why is michael refusing to accept it and says "doesn't make sense" after Jeremy saying: "In a game I'm actually doing something"? You can't be more clear than that. As a huge movie enthusiast I find that to be a perfectly valid reason.
I always enjoy having a little whistle along at the start of these videos.
Adam vs Australian History "Australians were fighting bugs, while people were getting gas'd"
10/10
Geoff is a horrible person and I love him
Aviator Mage I
RTAA 1:09:00
My hero
You saved me. You have my gratitude.
The recommended vids for this are spectacular
A podcast with Achievement and Funhaus, this one is my favourite one yet!
Michael has literally told that exact same AOL story before on Off Topic. It almost seems like word for word.
dont try to eat at the 1:00:00 mark, thats my lunch done
I went to have this play in the background while I finally get back to Fallout 4... Then, just because of the entertainment, I look at how much more time was left in the video only to realize I was 50 minutes in and still haven't loaded my save...
Needless to say, keep laying into Jeremy, it entertains me. Yes.
This is still my favorite Off Topic of all time
Leo won the Oscar everyone I repeat Leo one the Oscar
won*
How is that relevant to this video?
+Herbie Cucumber its not its just news that people hink is relevant
+sfeinberg16 But who eight the Oscar?
+Angry Mongo (AngryMongo) Naught me ;)
No Geoff keep picking on Jeremy's terrible movie knowledge. He needs to know his folly.
When they were talking about how the new ghostbusters was gonna be good, I almost blew my brains out
54:25 LMAOO he was asking the wrong person..
The fucking title of this video is giving me some weird recommended videos
Michael has the greatest laugh haha 32:22
This episode very effectively made me less insecure about myself. Thanks guys!
3:10 Jeremy goes to take a drink since Bruce & Adam just did, but adjusts his shirt and puts the drink down as he becomes aware that he, not only just took a sip before, but was only going to take a sip because they did
I guess I can understand Geoff's concerns. He was in the Army. In there, if you act like a fucking asshat, your boss can chew your ass out, demote you and possibly throw you in the brig. Because of that, even the screwups can at least do their job with some semblance of professionalism imbued in them from Basic Training. He was there for five years, and then gets out to work with a British kid that asks hypothetical questions about the cognizance of legs.
Jeremy is so blushy and cute
Nah a dunce. XD
one of the best off-topics
Off Topic just keeps getting better and better 😂
how did mvmtwatches not notice they had the word twat in their name?!
"This is my fucking chair"
Geoff: "churches holding smurf burning parties over ghostbusters 1"
Jeremy: *absolutely confused and flabbergasted face*
The day this aired was on my birthday. Thanks achievement hunter. Best birthday present ever!!!
Only an hour thirty? I feel robbed.....
The brainwashing Jeremy bit was the closest I’ve ever come to pissing myself from laughter
Just a few days ago i was talking about Pokemon Snap and the machines at Blockbuster with a few friends on Xbox Live and here they are bringing it up on here. I also remember renting a Sega Genesis at Blockbuster a few times when i was little. Man, i miss those days.
Literally just watched this on your website. Come on RUclips and it's the first thing. really... I had to go through all the trouble of navigating, the RT site and it's already here.
His name is Robert Paulson.
context?
In project mayhem, we don't have a name, in death we have a name. His name is Robert Paulson
they should play civ against each other it would be so good
yes. a thousand times yes.
Plot twist: the winner of the Wrestling tournament is actually Screwattack.
I've been waiting for this one!
I love how Michael reads the ads
its great host read adds are the best thing to happen to internet adds
*insert brand relevant activity here*
i feel bad for jeremy, i bet he hasnt seen pokemon 2000
'Is that the second one? Seen it!' Holy shit I love this podcast.. And Jeremy is a great sport about being ridiculed.
Geoff's stories are always amazing.
What is this????
Bruce wearing pants????
If the guys never talk about sounding again it'll be too soon.
how to make Geoff happy ask him what his top favorite drinks are and put them in a glass
I love Jeremy's facial expressions and finger movements
is that the chardee macdennis game board behind Michael I see???
That's what I thought haha but I zoomed in and the writing doesn't say "level 1, 2, 3" :/
That feel when the ANZCs were in the war before the US
58:00-58:35 when micheal gets interrupted by Geoff his face was priceless and at one point he just cant take it and just bursts it out
I love the titles they give Gavin at the end of these
"I guess I had a greasy weiner." - Adam Kovic, 2016
+Jacob The Loofah Just like Matt (According to Lindsay)
According to Adam, Australia wasn't involved in WW2 rofl.
+Marblez3 I think he meant they weren't involved with nazis. Australia dealt with Japan almost exclusively. As far as I know, Britain kept as many Australian soldiers as possible in Australia because they were under threat of invasion.
josefsieffen18 500,000 Australians fought in Europe. And considering Australia only had around a 6 million population at the time, that's a lot.
*****
Wow, how many were in the Pacific then? I figured they were readying up for Japan by then.
josefsieffen18 When Japan attacked Australia a lot of troops pulled back to the pacific. But until then a lot were in Europe, The Mediterranean and North Africa.
Man, there is no mention of Australian troops in Europe in any source I've found, and I'm a WW2 history buff, so that's saying something. Pays to be a Brit, I guess.
I love how all of you talk to each other, good to know it isn't just Marines who shit on each other.
Damn ive been unbelievably depressed the past couple days I needed this
cancel the regular crappy RT podcasts and just bring this group in every time, gold
Or both ?
+C. David Wreath Or maybe you could just... I don't know... not watch the regular podcast
Why wasn't this in my sub list?
yes, same happened to me.
Lil J rocking the Deadpool lootcrate top!
Once again damn near laughed til I passed out.
Funhaus is kind of just the more mature, more niche AH.
+Statiq also they're better at improv
+KCAssassin98 But worse at humor
The Great and Lovable Peridot well considering pretty much all of ah's comedy is improvised, no they're not.
What's so weird about going to bed at 10?
Beard, beard, beard, beard and Michael.
I wonder what Michael would look like with a beard
36:50 Title drop.
im in class and im trying to not laugh my ass off xD
+Daniel Edwards (the lone wolf) I'd be ashamed to admit that.
guifrakss meh
+Daniel “the lone wolf” Edwards i was doing the same thing. Its so difficult not to laugh my ass off
Joshua Sabatino xD
where can you find the wrestling video they are talking about?
Not out yet
+Icey Snip3z It's STILL not out yet.
UGH.
Is it out now?
For those that do not know. The first part was released a few days ago. Get on that!
"You should call your balls Robin Williams." That man was my childhood but I laughed for like 10 minutes.
This is awesome and Jeremy deserves it all.
RUclips Red is not available in Australia yet...
Rip
it's not even available in Canada yet
+Anima Tweek Torrent the movie
Christian Sarrazin i dont have torrent.
just use redtube, same thing
Beards and balding... and Michael
Loved this episode.
these off topics make me forget about poopoo stuff during the poopoo day, thanks RT.