I like to imagine that the giant tortoise is actually the one narrating this. He had a hidden camera set up and he's showing the tapes to all his pals.
The tortoise be like: "The next move is obvious. We can launch an RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-staged solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack"
Tortoises are the single reason why I play on the highest resolution possible, zoomed out as far as the game will let me. And god help you if one lands in the water... Although it's fun to torture them with anything rapid-fire 😏
Glad you're still alive! You're the one who inspired me to start my own For The Worthy Master Mode Large World... it's been two years and I'm still suffering on Brain of Cthulhu!
@@CompanyEggs yo dude update, last night I've finally beaten it! I'm trying to focus in mage though I'm new to like actually focusing on a class, but yeah dude it's been almost TWO YEARS and I've finally beaten it. I used Jungle Armor, Demon Scythe and mana flower, nature's gift. I don't really have the best stuff on me but yeah mining is scary.
Quick reminder,the giant tortoise does nearly the same damage as the phantasmal deathray. a giant deathray meant to vaporize all life it comes in contact with,being used by an ancient eldritch horror. is rivaled by a turtle shell spinning around.
Игры
What would you do if you popped your last spelunker potion to find life fruit, but Redigit said..
“Giant tortoise”.
Another great reason to use brain of confusion
I would craft another one spelunker potion
me when tortoise becomes sonic
I'd grab a water bottle, a blinkroot some gold ore then head to my alchemy table.
YOU AGAIN
I won’t try this at home, thank you Company Eggs.
I’m gonna try it in the underground jungle
69 likes lol
I will
Don't try this at home, worst mistake of my life
by the time you reach hardmode you've probably activated most boulder traps in the world, so they start to naturally spawn
I never thought of them that way
but it makes so much sense, thank you
What if you wanted to: "Get rid of all boulders I HATE them!"
But Red said: Giant tortoise
I like to imagine that the giant tortoise is actually the one narrating this. He had a hidden camera set up and he's showing the tapes to all his pals.
Redigit forgot the part where turtles are supposed to be slow
Ninja turtle moment
these are clearly descended from the one that beat the hare
Because these are the plant-type squirtle.
This really does sum up Hardmode Jungle (especially the first time, when you don’t know any better)
It's even worse with Master Mode. Turtles will 1-hit you at full health.
Luckily I knew what they could do pre hard mode because I watched a video playing hardcore terraria and they got killed by one lol
Edit: 500th time
giant tortoises ai are like pitbulls seeing a toddler it's fuckin insane
bro i swear when either of those see either, the only thought is just
"TERMINATE."
Thats dark
I'm dead
@@Dexuz Just like the toddler after the pitbull got him
Giant Tortoise be like: It's -show- morbin' time
Now This Is A Certified Giant Tortoise Moment™
forgot how good this channel was; congrats on 100k!
wait, I thought he reached 100k 5 months ago?
@@krimson8317 the mandela effect
He has a video celebrating 100k subs I swear
Damn, the funny turtle landed a clean headshot too
Imagine getting RKO’d by Master Oogway.
I like how giant tortoises are like dungeon guardians, just smaller and more annoying.
Red Devils are hella annoying too!
"Who needs gravity when you just need velocity?"
-A tortoise probably doing a backflip to the air and heading towards a terarrian
I am content to receive PSAs every 3 months if this is the kind of humor we're getting with 'em.
He tried to be in the jungle. Rookie mistake
When you get hit from giant tortoise while you wearing turtle armor and the thorn dmg is so satisfying
how does the audio fit so damn _well_ ?
i feel like this PSA should have been made years ago but no, it was made 16 minutes ago-
players: *exist in jungle*
giant tortoises: *and i took that personally*
Me: first time seeing a tortoise thinking it would be slow and tanky. Tortoise:
Tanky it is.
Redigit straight up slapped maxed stats on that thing.
Me going to farm turtle shells: “This could cost me my life, and I got that for fr-“
*Dingledorf watched their innards become outards*
This reminded me of the infinite amount of times I died in the expert jungle while feebly trying to make a plantera arena
the pain
either get whittled away by an endless hail of stingers
or get crushed instantly by a boulder with legs
both from offscreen, of course
I waited three months... and it was worth it!
Glad to see you’re still doing these. Very entertaining. Keep it up
The real BLAM is why someone's unironically using the flamethrower
It's actually far better than it used to be. Kinda melts even on master
@@CompanyEggs slime statue in lava goes brr
I'm going to try this at home.
Absolutely love the RAC music. Best video games series without a doubt.
I’m glad you are making more p.s.a,s they are funny as heck!
Glad to see your back eggs and also thanks for the tip i 99% wont try this at home
+Laughs in seventeen different Brightness/General vision boosts at once+
Bruh I found you today and you uploaded first time in 3 months, awesome 😎
the legend is back
these giant tortoise would be pretty interesting to some how play as and just smash into mobs as.
Donatello has had enough of our shit...
Somehow tune in perfect to upload, lol. Good vid as always
THE KING RETURNS
Ay welcome back
Distorted blam is the puzzle piece i needed in my head today
He’s back!
yes the king himself has made a return i’ve been waiting all summer
The return of the king
Getting hit by a giant tortoise still hurts despite wearing solar armor.
*He returns.*
Tortoise: I spit in the face of your Newtonian physics.
Honey wake up! Company eggs has released another PSA!
One time, I swam through lava to the other side to get away from from one.
The Return of the King
gotta love the sentient boulder
God I loved Blam! when I was younger. Still do, this was hilarious and a brilliant showing of what went wrong.
Your edition is perfect
Worth the wait.
This unlocked a memory
HE HAS RETURNED!
UberDanger: I was not prepared for the GAMER TURTLE.
Until this point, i didn't know those turtles are actually homing
I remember watching blam! on disney it was hilarious. What a nostalgia trip.
The tortoise be like: "The next move is obvious. We can launch an RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-staged solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack"
Turtles in Minecraft-Please protect my kids from zombies
Turtles in Terraria-Cowabunga it is
He’s back
Tortoises are the single reason why I play on the highest resolution possible, zoomed out as far as the game will let me. And god help you if one lands in the water...
Although it's fun to torture them with anything rapid-fire 😏
1 damage at the time
@@Gokuless
You know it 😈
2 things every terrarian dies to at some point are boulders and a turtle that snipes them similarly to this video
LETS GO HES BACK
daily reminder people with beetle armor killed abunch of these tortoise's to make the 2nd armor set before beetle
Didn't expect to hear Ratchet and Clank music.
thanks for reminding me, company eggs!
Wow this was amazing also I remember Disney’s Blam!
They've returned 😊
Imagine you got rammed by the tortoise at legendary difficulty💀
The first time I defeated the wall of flesh I had built a jungle house.
Never again.
Glad you're still alive! You're the one who inspired me to start my own For The Worthy Master Mode Large World... it's been two years and I'm still suffering on Brain of Cthulhu!
Sounds like you need yourself a musket
@@CompanyEggs yo dude update, last night I've finally beaten it! I'm trying to focus in mage though I'm new to like actually focusing on a class, but yeah dude it's been almost TWO YEARS and I've finally beaten it. I used Jungle Armor, Demon Scythe and mana flower, nature's gift. I don't really have the best stuff on me but yeah mining is scary.
Giant tortoise should sign up in WWE.
this song is my childhood
"What a nice day in the jungl-" 🌀🌀🌀🐢
Damn mans really said 🐢🔄
hes back hes back hes finally back
He went to the Slam Zone!
petition to change the tortoise texture to a washing machine on spin cycle
That's why I don't go to the hard mode jungle without a hunter potion. Gives me some time to react to this.
Gotta love how giant tortoise is just a homing boulders
The mistake to start with was.......
entering the jungle.
Normal: Turtle are such wholesome creatures
Terraria:
that thing has done over 900 damage to me before, insane enemy
The last thing I expected to be reminded of today was Disney’s Blam! Thank you Egg daddy
Quick reminder,the giant tortoise does nearly the same damage as the phantasmal deathray.
a giant deathray meant to vaporize all life it comes in contact with,being used by an ancient eldritch horror.
is rivaled by a turtle shell spinning around.
Look who uploaded a video again I don't care what you upload until I see a musket only 2
Red Devils, Jungle Tortoise, Martian Saucer & Crawltipede are 4 horsemen of instant death during hardmode in my opinion XD.
Just paint those darned things Blue, cuz they're always Homing at you and WILL screw you over lol
Ah yes Nature's own natural SAM
nice ratchet and clank music :)
pure gold
"We'll see ya next time on B̴̻͝ ̴̆̾L̸͇̎ ̴̀̍Á̸̙ ̶͈́M̶̄͌"
thank you company eggs now i will never go to jungle biome
car battery meme except its a giant turtle instead
"THAT'S no good"
-Sonic sez
A Tortoise is just a boulder with legs and better attack angles
When you are making plantera arena and or just falls on you head without warning
nice 100k man
That's a lotta damage!
oh shit he’s alive
"Oh it's just a turtle. I'll shoot from this ledge, there's no way it can reach me."
I'm so happy I've been here since 2k either that or 20k