What Does JAMES Say About EVERY Love Interest in Mass Effect 3?

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @MrHulthen
    @MrHulthen  2 года назад +377

    I forgot about MaleShep & Kaidan. Sorry guys. Thing is, it's the same dialogue as the one with Liara, Miranda, Ashley & Jack so all i forgot to do was to add his profile picture 😂

    • @jbowen55
      @jbowen55 2 года назад +83

      I was always bummed that:
      1) MShep/Kaidan doesn't get special dialogue here (you're forgiven for forgetting his photo haha)
      2) MShep can't make a pass at James, and a less creepy one than that FemShep convo, yikes!
      3) James doesn't throw in a little "don't hurt Cortez, he's my bro" line if you're romancing Steve
      I feel like it would fit James well for him to say something to MShep like "Well, I guess you had to go for the second-hottest guy on the ship since #1 was off the table." XD

    • @MrHulthen
      @MrHulthen  2 года назад +32

      @James Bowen Yeah that first & second point especially. If you're playing as a queer Shep, it should've been possible to atleast throw a pickup line his way 😂

    • @rbardy
      @rbardy 2 года назад +12

      Don't worry, most people forget Kaidan anyway lol

    • @kalen2465
      @kalen2465 2 года назад +8

      I wish they had more dialogue options for James. For a dialogue options involving a maleshep/ Kaidan relationship. I can see James asking a stupid question such as " who's the pitcher and who's the catcher.?". It fits the character since he's a crass meathead.

    • @sadndead-hg5rb
      @sadndead-hg5rb Год назад +5

      @@rbardy, and it's sad.

  • @FlyingWithSpurts
    @FlyingWithSpurts 2 года назад +1496

    That look of terror in his eyes in response to ThirstShep was hilarious.

    • @emp1985
      @emp1985 2 года назад +266

      being so aggresively hit on by the human that took down two reapers and an army of collectors would probably be the reason. I know I'd choke too.

    • @spicynips8466
      @spicynips8466 2 года назад +172

      @@emp1985 "Maam you look good but at the same time look incredibly intimidating"

    • @SupremeKai4233
      @SupremeKai4233 2 года назад +120

      If female shepherd just slithered towards me with the thirsty look, I would be terrified as well...

    • @theredeft5319
      @theredeft5319 2 года назад +91

      Man Femshep can be so creepy in this DLC. At the party you can pressure James into a one night stand and I hate it. It seems like Shepard may have gotten too used to people being unable to say no to her. I also hate that a single Femshep at the rowdy party will hook up with Javik if he’s invited without the players consent.

    • @hawkeye2816
      @hawkeye2816 2 года назад +30

      I mean if my boss was trying something I'd feel pretty awkward.

  • @FrithRa
    @FrithRa 2 года назад +895

    "Shepard is displaying critical levels of THIRST!" 🤣 Oh that got a good belly laugh outta me!

    • @Fizz-Pop
      @Fizz-Pop 2 года назад +4

      Same!

    • @hayden-corvustenno-warlock7062
      @hayden-corvustenno-warlock7062 2 года назад

      +

    • @Wingspand1
      @Wingspand1 2 года назад +2

      Why have I never seen this meme before!

    • @Megatron-ok5gy
      @Megatron-ok5gy 2 года назад +1

      omg that's soooo...uncomfortable

    • @kaletowell1527
      @kaletowell1527 2 года назад +2

      Same, that triggered something then the immediate "Shepard has reached critical levels of thirst" got me on the floor failing to see the video

  • @FrankByDaylight
    @FrankByDaylight 2 года назад +813

    James is an under appreciated character. He is funny. Strong. And has a good heart for the crew and not too mention his determination towards his goals.
    Plus his comic relief is nice.

    • @Arbaaltheundefeated
      @Arbaaltheundefeated 2 года назад +36

      Most characters are more interesting than him I feel, but... he's the best out of all the human male squad members in the four Mass Effect games, that certainly counts for something :D

    • @spacejesus6581
      @spacejesus6581 2 года назад +22

      @@Arbaaltheundefeated I think Kaiden comes out on top, everyone always ignores him because he's easily the weakest in ME1, but he gets a huge flair up in ME3 and an actual motivation (even if it's the same as Ashley) in ME2

    • @Arbaaltheundefeated
      @Arbaaltheundefeated 2 года назад +15

      @@spacejesus6581 I very rarely even save Kaidan, because he's significantly more boring to me than Ashley. So comparing him to James is rarely a thing I even need to consider :p

    • @spacejesus6581
      @spacejesus6581 2 года назад +12

      @@Arbaaltheundefeated have you played ME3 with him? I think Ashley has a strong character in ME1 but doesn't do anything at all in ME3, compared to Kaiden actually gaining a character later

    • @Arbaaltheundefeated
      @Arbaaltheundefeated 2 года назад +4

      @@spacejesus6581 I have, yeah, but only once. I have watched multiple Let's Play series where he was alive however, so I know what he's like, and he doesn't impress me at all. Or rather, doesn't make an impression on me at all, hehe.

  • @frankwest5388
    @frankwest5388 2 года назад +366

    I love his face, when Shep is coming on to him.
    You can just see him thinking “ok, now don’t mess this up also this is weird”

    • @shadowmaster335
      @shadowmaster335 Год назад +13

      ngl, i imagined his internal thoughts be like "vega.exe has stopped working" or something along the lines of "oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck, uhhhhh, what do i do" that kind of thing

  • @aapelikahkonen
    @aapelikahkonen 2 года назад +791

    Holy crap that Thane/Jacob variation is almost unnerving. In a ”madam please give me some room, also you are my boss” way.

    • @Dark_Voice
      @Dark_Voice 2 года назад

      It gets even more awkward almost R wordish during the party if you keep pressing after that - it gets like if Male Shepard was trying to get Traynor drunk enough to have sex with him after playing chess. Fem Shep + James wouldnt fly and it would be scandalous if genders were reversed BUT women get away with way more than males now.

    • @РоманАндреев-в4з
      @РоманАндреев-в4з 2 года назад +105

      Yeah, no shit. It's interesting, actually. Both here and in Jacob interactions in ME2 you could see this side of femshep, and it's borderline harassment, really

    • @friendlyreaper9012
      @friendlyreaper9012 2 года назад +42

      I'm not one of those people but imagine if the genders were swapped.

    • @kappapride6332
      @kappapride6332 2 года назад +63

      @@friendlyreaper9012 I get you. The double standards when it comes to sexual harrassment are baffling.

    • @zen_tewmbs
      @zen_tewmbs 2 года назад +20

      @@friendlyreaper9012 what do you mean “you aren’t one of those people”?
      As far as I’m concerned, it’s messed up when people let others get away with doing bad things. It doesn’t matter who is doing the bad thing or what their demographics are.
      I may personally be someone others would call an extremist on some topics, but what I just said should be something that unifies everyone, regardless of one’s views broadly.

  • @sandrogamer30018
    @sandrogamer30018 2 года назад +1047

    James: "Hey, is it true you and Tali are... you know, together?"
    Shepard: "Yeah... why?"
    James: "I mean, is she... you know... under that suit, do Quarians have...?"
    Shepard: " Oh yes... she has, and it has teeth."
    James: "What?!"
    Shepard: "Ahahaha, Javik was right! You believe in any joke!"
    Javik passing by: "I told you, primitive..." *evil laughts

    • @22RiaKon22
      @22RiaKon22 2 года назад +71

      This is golden 🤣

    • @reaperoftalon7865
      @reaperoftalon7865 2 года назад +51

      I am losing it here 🤣🤣.
      Dude, this is the best and so in theme with Javik, I can totally hear him say that! 🤣🤣

    • @maximussaktish
      @maximussaktish 2 года назад +5

      Thanks for putting that imagr in my mind

    • @sandrogamer30018
      @sandrogamer30018 2 года назад +4

      @@maximussaktish You're welcome.

    • @jesiahwalker3327
      @jesiahwalker3327 Год назад +3

      Damn right, Tali has her own

  • @FoxYinnyy
    @FoxYinnyy 2 года назад +205

    Bro the freaking punch sound effect when she punched Jacob. So simple, yet so effective *chef's kiss*

    • @thatoneguy.788
      @thatoneguy.788 2 года назад +7

      Would you hate me if I said "emotional damage?"

    • @phantomwraith1984
      @phantomwraith1984 2 года назад +6

      @@thatoneguy.788 *"EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!"*

  • @thegreatkate3336
    @thegreatkate3336 2 года назад +292

    I always loved James I thought he was a very interesting character with his background story and sense of humor. I wish femshep could legitimately romance him.

    • @edielungreen
      @edielungreen 2 года назад +32

      I agree-James is a great guy. Besides, he’s Iron Bull!

    • @tigerofwu
      @tigerofwu 2 года назад +4

      Mr. Vega is one of my faves.

    • @imannam
      @imannam Год назад +2

      the only things I don't like about him are the spanish phrases he randomly drops

  • @yggdrasil1969
    @yggdrasil1969 2 года назад +393

    I always really liked James as a character, and Freddie Prinze, Jr. did a great job with him. (FPJ is also a fan, which I feel always adds something.) I can see people dismissing him as a broad stereotype, but he has interesting depth if you get to know him.

    • @JonR_1138
      @JonR_1138 2 года назад +44

      I prefer James over Jacob. I would have liked to see more in the game with James.

    • @jesperstoringgaard8367
      @jesperstoringgaard8367 2 года назад +19

      @@JonR_1138 They're both kinda bland, gereic soldier types of personalities. But James has the distinct advantage of always being usefull in combat, due to hiss bulk and AR. And not cheating on Femshep, and not being a racist. Plus ME3 had a lot more background fluff, which helped bring James out, which was something that Jacob didn't have

    • @JonR_1138
      @JonR_1138 2 года назад +29

      @@jesperstoringgaard8367 I enjoyed the banter between Garrus and James. That was amusing. I think the writers at bioware could have written Jacob better. James' usefulness in combat was limited but his one liners made up for it. Jacob wasn't useful and didn't really have the dialogue.

    • @SDoesNotKnow
      @SDoesNotKnow 2 года назад +14

      Honestly, all characters can be dismissed in broad stereotypes. It's up the gamer to go beyond that with the character, and I find many who really dislike perfectly ok characters to just be selective. Replaying the trilogy on legendary edition made me realize how much isn't really there and it's really up to the player to give more subtext and fill-in the voids. Even with Garrus, who I remembered having more material than what he actually had upon replay. I actually like almost all the squadmates and their varying levels of neediness and dependency on Shep.

    • @thembill8246
      @thembill8246 2 года назад +5

      I love James. He's the best bro femshep ever had.

  • @Dark_Voice
    @Dark_Voice 2 года назад +200

    Thane and Jacob are like that because you have no romance at that point. Same thing happens when FemShep stays alone through ME1 2 and 3. Jacob and Thane's romances are ended when you do the Cerberus scientists mission or Thane's hospital death scene respectively. After that you are romanceless. (Thats why you can say goodbye to Thane and immediately after that go to the Normandy and romance Traynor in the shower.)

  • @SupremeKai4233
    @SupremeKai4233 2 года назад +115

    I lost it when you added the sound effect when Shepard slithered towards James..

    • @MrHulthen
      @MrHulthen  2 года назад +24

      She slid into his dm's

    • @SupremeKai4233
      @SupremeKai4233 2 года назад +11

      @@MrHulthen she thirsty and she wants James to quench her thirst..

  • @sinsuelo7390
    @sinsuelo7390 2 года назад +148

    I love that James have a speacial dialogue for Mshep and cortez romance, James and cortez are practically best friends so i love he have something unique to say about it

  • @alexcavazos3341
    @alexcavazos3341 2 года назад +137

    James is actually a solid side character, he really gave me the grunt under you vibe but had good enough skills to be part of the main ops party. Hes a good friend to estevan, has a little bachstory and even animated movie. Hes the new kid on the block trying to prove himself and hes not bad tank, tho hes no grunt ;_; hes similar to him in skills. i still find him to have more character than kaidan tbh but kaidan is my bro, a boring sensitive bro but still MY bro.

  • @CelestialDraconis
    @CelestialDraconis 2 года назад +51

    Holy shit, we are reaching thirst levels never seen before with Femshep haha

  • @chrisxd146
    @chrisxd146 2 года назад +39

    James is one of the more fleshed out characters with two variations in his character. If you take the time to talk to him he reveals himself as a generally great dude. However ignoring him leads to him being indifferent towards you (a case of never meet your hero).
    Definitely a way better character than Jacob.

  • @MikefromTexas1
    @MikefromTexas1 2 года назад +103

    James is a cool guy, and as a Squad Mate maybe I'd like him if I used him past what was forced.
    But I just can't get over the fact that we got him *instead of a Krogan.*

  • @VeryClassyDemon
    @VeryClassyDemon 2 года назад +26

    I love how awkward James is around Tali, not just in the scene you featured in this video but also before they join Shepard on the Geth Dreadnought and talking about her (and other the Quarians, but mainly Tali) after the Geth Dreadnought
    Honestly, with the fact that James can hook up with Ashley in the Citadel DLC, I kinda wish him and an unromanced Tali hooked up if Garrus was dead, Shepard wasn’t romancing her, and if Kaidan was saved in ME1 instead of Ashley, or maybe ambient dialogue of Tali shooting James down in the nicest way possible >:3

  • @thegoodvillain777
    @thegoodvillain777 2 года назад +56

    I really love how James is just THE most normal person on the squad. He's no biotic, he's not some enhanced super soldier. Hell, his biggest accomplishment before ME3 was getting intel on collectors, which was rendered useless when Shepard killed them off. He's just a regular man trying his best, and he ends up being paired with the saviors of the galaxy.

    • @Micmike223
      @Micmike223 2 года назад +2

      Depending on your class you’re biotic and also since ME2 you’re enhanced through cerberus

  • @wyatttyson7737
    @wyatttyson7737 2 года назад +294

    I still wish that when Vega says "Do Quarians/Turians have...?" the game would give you a dialogue option so you can either say "have?" or "yes." It would have been amazing if Shepard's reply was "yeah... and its better than with humans."

    • @22RiaKon22
      @22RiaKon22 2 года назад +53

      Would be hilarious to see James' reaction, but it would also kill the imagination which was always a big part of these two romances.

    • @robertgadling7217
      @robertgadling7217 2 года назад +29

      That reply would've been cringe af.

    • @wyatttyson7737
      @wyatttyson7737 2 года назад +25

      @@robertgadling7217 Thats fair. Still, just being able to say "yes" would have been funny.

    • @willfanofmanyii3751
      @willfanofmanyii3751 2 года назад +19

      "Yeah, and it's longer..."

    • @irisravenhild9060
      @irisravenhild9060 2 года назад +8

      I always envision my FemShepard telling James the answer right after.

  • @SDoesNotKnow
    @SDoesNotKnow 2 года назад +313

    I love James. However, that FemShep flirtation with James scene was so awkward and creepy. I felt like I was watching sexual harassment as it was happening, and James looked so victimized there.

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 2 года назад +85

      If you know James's backstory, it's even worse. Essentially, Shepard was his idol and inspiration going into the military.

    • @oxymrn7038
      @oxymrn7038 2 года назад +39

      If you think she looks creepy here watch the video where she tries to win Jacob back in ME3.

    • @efteron5342
      @efteron5342 2 года назад +14

      it reminds me of Terry Crews' history with sexual harassment, "he's ripped and he's a dude so it's okay". the flirting is fun up until the player actually makes a move, that's when it becomes creepy

    • @reinhartgregory
      @reinhartgregory 2 года назад +31

      @@efteron5342 Um no the difference is that in Terry Crews case girls touch and fondle him even after he said its not cool, this happens with a lot of guys. Shepard never touched James and backed off respectfully

    • @reinhartgregory
      @reinhartgregory 2 года назад +14

      Beta, FemShep was obviously flirting, any man would be blessed to have her flirt with them, also he rejected her and she backed off, obviously not harassment.

  • @victoraranha3379
    @victoraranha3379 2 года назад +17

    5:22
    Shepard: Choose your next words carefully.

    • @the_infinexos
      @the_infinexos 14 дней назад +1

      It was in that moment James knew true fear

  • @ebonspike
    @ebonspike 2 года назад +20

    Great stuff, man . Fem Shep putting Vega on the ropes 😆

  • @Doctor.Whommm
    @Doctor.Whommm 2 года назад +76

    Someone teach poor innocent James how to use an extranet. I am sure he will find a lot of information and videos there about Turians, and about Quarians, and even about Khanars with Elkor.🤣🤣
    PS From the sounds of alarm after Shepard's sudden flirtation, tea poured through my nose. Next time I will be more prudent, and I will not drink liquids while watching.😉😆

    • @DaDuJuGo
      @DaDuJuGo 2 года назад +9

      It always seemed weird to me that people seem that clueless in the Trilogy about that stuff, like we all know realisticly people would research the shit out of how the other space races... work.
      I get why the devs did it, but come on 😂

    • @mistapimpsta2033
      @mistapimpsta2033 2 года назад +1

      maybe he’s too afraid to look it up

  • @skrimplybingus511
    @skrimplybingus511 2 года назад +17

    I thought it was neat during my last play through my femshep romances liara from ME1-ME3, and I kept Ashley alive. During the citadel DLC, James actually hooks up with Ashley and they have some pretty risqué dialogue if you listen in

    • @marilynman
      @marilynman 2 года назад +4

      Tú con tantas curvas y yo sin frenos. XD

  • @theredeft5319
    @theredeft5319 2 года назад +20

    Man that edit about the thirst level was hilarious. I do hate how creepy Femshep can be to James though. What’s worse though is James came up to show Shepard his N7 tattoo, so after that convo with thirsty Femshep I can’t believe he still takes off his shirt to show her the tattoo.

  • @aurorasdrawingcorner
    @aurorasdrawingcorner 2 года назад +18

    I was dying of laughter when the Thane/Jacob thing happened, it was such a pain watching it cause I was kinda cringing but I was so amused by it

  • @22RiaKon22
    @22RiaKon22 2 года назад +36

    One of many things I love about ME is how humanly messy it can get with relationships. It's like 10 series of F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
    My femShep romanced Kaidan in ME1. He was kind and sensitive, not like most of soldiers she worked with in the past. Liara had a serious crush on her (even Kaidan pointed that out) and Garrus was with awe with her, but not romantically (more like career wise). She saved Kaidan on Vimire, but not because she had feelings for him. It was a logical choice, he was simply on the right strategic place when she called Normandy to close on Salarians' location.
    In ME2, Garrus is the first familiar face (well, after Joker, but anyway). With a close call that is his recruiting mission, Shepard seens almost a divine angel send to help him get through the impossible and the injury clicks in them, that maybe they care about each other more than they thought (so far purely platonicly). Than Horizon happens, Shep and Kaidan has a terrible fight full of hurt and Garrus is there to defend her (he really does, if you have him in your party). She's so angry, it's a break up in her eyes.
    Garrus is there to have her back. Of course he is. Shepard talks him through this Sidonis thing, they heal each other. And than the flirting starts.
    They pick up Thane, a broken man trying to correct his mistakes, as Shep sees him. She gives him hope and strength, and he calls her "Siha". But he can sense she's already close with Garrus and regardless, she deserves better than him, so, he never tells her what those words truly mean.
    The night before the Suicide Mission feels so much more meaningful than the release before Ilos. They didn't plan on it to be, not even in slightest, yet it somehow was. For once, something went right (yes, Garrus' quote Easteregg).
    When Liara comes by, she immediately picks up on their little romance, as a great friend she is. They talk for hours and Shepard confesses her feelings for him. It's nice to have a supportive voice of reason to hear out.
    She's called to Earth for the trial. She's grounded until Reapers swoopes from the sky. Her, James and Kaidan are sent to Mars. They argue a lot, like they just picked up right after Horizon, but she's done justifying herself. She will hear no more of this. Garrus would have get it, he did get it. Then, Kaidan gets hurt, on her watch. James appreciates the talk and inserts an innocent flirt to ease her tension in return. Liara's there, worring, checking, as always. It's nice.
    They arrive on Menae, it's just like old times. They fit to their roles in a split second, like last two years were just a week. Back on the ship, Garrus is hesitant, though. He's awkward about it, as usual (cute). You can almost hear the boulder fall off his chest when Shep reassures him it's all the same to her.
    They're equals more than they ever were. Shepard is the driving force behind human fleet, Garrus is the tactical backbone for his people. It wears them both down, but at least they have each other.
    Kaidan gets better. You have a lot of time to think about your life mistakes when you almost dies. He apologizes, tries to reconnect. Shepard doesn't feel that way anymore. Didn't for a long time, actually, and it's clear as a day.
    Garrus decides they should get some "date time" together. Apparently, you need a shore leave even during the war of the history. It's the day Shep tells him "I love you." The constant possibility of death makes you say things you might normally hold on for a little longer, but she means them nevertheless. He doesn't say it back, he's probably a bit taken aback. It's ok, she's not a teenager and she knows what she means to him without the need to hear it.
    James is still stupid with his jokes and flirts, but it helps to lightened the mood on the ship. It even looks like he actually helped gain Garrus more confidence in his romantic abilities, or maybe it was that "I love you" line on the top of the Presidium. Probably both.
    Citadel gets attacked and Thane dies. She's there, reading the prayers from Kolyat's book. Why does the prayer mentions "her"? Because the the prayer wasn't ment for him, Kolyat tells her. In that moment, she finally understands the word "Siha".
    They seem to finally turn the tide enough, so there's some time to blow of the steam before the fleets prepare and the Cruicible is ready. Shepard and Joker goes to a sushi bar when sh*t goes sideways. When they're back at the appartment they talk and Garrus just casually calls her "the love of my life". He might be not comfortable with the direct line, but he definitely knows his way around that. Anyway, they need to infiltrate the charity party, so there's more of that "date time" Garrus wanted. Since when was work so much fun? She probably was in a wrong specialization. Being a full time spy operative would be much more fun, less life threatening decisions to make.
    They all make it, even Normandy. Now the true uninterrupted shore leave can begun. They plan a party. All are invited. A few beers and they almost seem like a married couple. That night, it almost feels like the world is back to normal for a while.
    He always talks about their "date time", but when Shep points out they never really had a proper "first date" where he would seduce her, Garrus seems sheepish. He's caught up some skills since the Suicide Mission, surely he could do it. Except he don't, not when he feels like at a gunpoint under the pressure of human appropriate compliments. It's funny to be honest. If they didn't met on the battlefield and he tried this on her, she would be very sorry for his pathetic try. Or maybe? Gurrus is out of banter and resigns on this first date bull crap. Flirting was never his long suit, but he could always rely on his gut. So when he hears the first tones of the song, he follows it. Who said they have to explore only his weak spots on this date. He grabs Shep's wrists and draws her towards the dance floor. She withdraws immediately, just as he thought, but that's not gonna help her. They're doing this! Turns out, she's pretty good at dancing if she has the right lead. Someone who can break down the tight grip of the fear of embarrassment. Like him with flirting. They're perfect for each other. They complement each other. It's beautiful. And than there's Vega, because ofc the is. Just reminding the crowd, that there's nothing, no one, who could get between them.
    They fail at Thesia, Liara is broken. It's time Shepard gives back some of the support Liara always provided. Sadly, she doesn't know how to do it in that same sweet, calm and kind way, but she tries and it seems to work.
    They crash on an ocean planet while chasing after the Leviathan. She has to dive into the see in Triton. He doesn't want her to go. It's suicide. They don't even know if it will work. But they have no choice. They might all die on this wreckage anyway. It's too long since the last contact and the Reapers troops are still coming. The mech emerges and Shepard drops out. He doesn't think, he gets to her, drags he to the Kodiak. She's not breathing. "Shepard!" Not responding. He panics. CPR. They should get her out of her suit, apply medigel, warm her cold body... and than she breathes. "Never do that again." That's all he can manage.
    It's the last few hours before the final push, they spend them together, but neither of them can sleep for more than an hour. When their on the ground, waiting for armies to regroup for the coordinated attack. They joke about about their future after they defeat Reapers. They joke about having kids. Like any of them would know how parent. It's silly. It's lovely. Liara wants to give her a gift. She joins their minds and takes them through her memories of them. The connection doesn't show just images, though, Shepard can also feel emotions. Liara's emotions towards her. She doesn't say anything after it ends, just "thank you". And there's not much else needed. They both understand now.
    The red beam crosses their path. Garrus's injured. The Harbinger is focusing on the soliders closer to the beacon. They can get them to safety with Normandy's stealth core. She helps him on board, but doesn't follow further. "We're in this to the end." Yes, but this is the end. She's almost ready to turn and let go, when she finally hears "I... love you, too." Her heart breaks and it's the final drop that makes her to withhold her hand and run towards the beacon.
    The Cruicible is ready to fire, they have an order to retreat. Joker's trying to ignore Hackett's voice, Garrus can't make himself to do anything. He's on the cold metal floor. The pain from his injuries feels strangely numb. This is not how it should have gone. Javik is the voice of reason they all so desperately need. And it bears an uncharacteristic amount of empathy. Joker pulls out and sets a course to the mass relay. They're all silent.
    I totally just wrote the scatch-draft of my headcanon fic, didn't I? Shite... 😅
    Well, to anyone who managed to read it all way through, you are a hero in my book 😂
    I just love my love triangle (Kaidan/Shepard/Garrus) with a hidden fourth member (Thane), a crush (Liara) and a flirt (James) on the side ❤

    • @ShaeSandybanks
      @ShaeSandybanks 2 года назад +1

      😍😍😭😭

    • @leonardojimenez6079
      @leonardojimenez6079 Год назад +1

      Bro I am not even interested in fanfics or anything but this was soo good xd

    • @22RiaKon22
      @22RiaKon22 Год назад

      @@leonardojimenez6079 Thank you 😊 It just shows how good ME is. Especially, if you read a bit between the lines and think about off-screen time 😄

    • @leonardojimenez6079
      @leonardojimenez6079 Год назад

      @@22RiaKon22 I should try to make one with Tali, could be gun but honestly I've never written a fanfic before xd

  • @plumdowner1941
    @plumdowner1941 2 года назад +5

    The fact the image you used for Traynor is with her toothbrush is too perfect.

  • @EDF1919
    @EDF1919 2 года назад +25

    James asking the questions we all want the answers to with Tali and Garrus, too bad we never got an answer

    • @MrBlackatheist
      @MrBlackatheist 2 года назад +8

      I really wish they gave us the option to tell him instead of playing dumb

    • @SonicaKuroiTenshi
      @SonicaKuroiTenshi 10 месяцев назад

      A redit user asked the creators about Garrus in a Convention. They said Turians has corkscrew like genitals... like ducks

    • @maestrrsantarael6590
      @maestrrsantarael6590 10 месяцев назад +2

      Quarians have the same reproductive systemta as humans, we can learn that from ME2. From Mordin's advice in ME2, we can also understand that the turians have the same thing.

    • @Skull.man00
      @Skull.man00 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@maestrrsantarael6590I mean, Turians have "same" stuff to reproduce as we have.
      If you get Shepard really drunk in MS 1 or MS 2 (forgot which one), your squad wakes you up in a toilet while some Turian guy is using Pissoir (you can even see the stream, camera really points at it).
      So yeah. I don't think I want to see more "proof" or even know about it

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@maestrrsantarael6590 the question was clearly if quarians and turians have the same anatomy as humans

  • @edielungreen
    @edielungreen 2 года назад +36

    Playing as FemShep, my favorite romances are Kaidan, Garrus, and Liara, and I always feel bad for the other two when I have to pick one 😹

    • @juliab7934
      @juliab7934 2 года назад +4

      I agree, it’s painful to pick between them haha

    • @irisravenhild9060
      @irisravenhild9060 2 года назад +8

      I pick Garrus all the way.

    • @edielungreen
      @edielungreen 2 года назад +1

      @@irisravenhild9060 That scene on Menae where you here his voice from behind and he comes up and takes Shepard’s hand is the best-it’s an awesome scene even when you’re not romancing him 😸

    • @Epscylon
      @Epscylon 2 года назад +3

      Liara is alright. I’m ambivalent. Poor Kaidan got in my bad book fast. My first play through of ME1, I was just trying to be civil and friendly, and it took me by unpleasant surprise when they both started flirting…so I left Kaidan on Virmire. RIP Kaidan. It makes more sense to me for Ashley and all her issues to do the heel turn on Horizon and almost side with Udina, anyway.

  • @CuteGallifreyian
    @CuteGallifreyian 2 года назад +19

    That was intersting particularly that deer in the headlight look from James. And I forgot how strong Fem Shepard can sometimes come on to a potential love interest. She does it with Joker as well and they both shoot her down.

  • @foreverfree101
    @foreverfree101 2 года назад +45

    Oh man I couldn't stop myself from laughing the sure fact that Shepherd gets up and in James's face interested in him and it can't stand to look at Shepherd and instead looks at the camera with the most shocked face imaginable is just funny as hell!

    • @22RiaKon22
      @22RiaKon22 2 года назад +3

      Yeah, that look is so relatable 😂

    • @rivenrime
      @rivenrime 2 года назад +8

      Like a deer in the headlights. I felt a little bad for the guy, tbh. 😅

  • @whitsword
    @whitsword Год назад +4

    I just love how when Maleshep answers James' "Quarian question", he starts crossing his arms and walking towards him. With that perfect cut, it looks like James is about to get roasted by his CO.

  • @aleccarlyle8108
    @aleccarlyle8108 2 года назад +6

    i have my beef with the human companions throughout the series, but i think James really nailed the mark. For a character you meet in what is essentially the finale, he never overshadows the other characters, and usually makes them look cooler/funnier through interacting with him. And he does it while still having his own distinct personality

  • @kaptainkoffee9074
    @kaptainkoffee9074 Год назад +5

    I love James, guy is such a stand-up companion and person. Kind, compassionate, strong, and he's really down to earth when it comes to his position with everyone on the Normandy. Honestly James is a really good friend, and the game and crew would be poorer without him.

  • @emp1985
    @emp1985 2 года назад +7

    ROFL that scene with Thane and Jacob was absolutely hilarious. Had never seen it.

  • @googleuser9073
    @googleuser9073 2 года назад +12

    I didnt really care for James when ME3 first came out, but he’s actually one of the more interesting characters in the game

  • @MisterJax
    @MisterJax 2 года назад +7

    Vega is my favorite new character. I would like to see his character develop in a future title. Maybe commander of the Normandy, Spectre Agent, N7. Basically just follow in Shepherd’s footsteps.

  • @thearishok2802
    @thearishok2802 2 года назад +3

    James looked like he was about to jump over the railing, and bolt out the door. Femshep should be proud.

  • @Hrafnskald
    @Hrafnskald 2 года назад +3

    3:15 Love that deer in the headlights look on his face. The artists worked really hard to make him sweat like that :)

  • @DarthShadie
    @DarthShadie 2 года назад +6

    I romanced Thane in ME2, but I had also romance Kaidan in ME1 and then reconciled with him and reignighted our relationship. FemShep STILL gets the funeral scene with Thane in romance version, and STILL gets the videos from him in the DLC, same as for the full romance. Thane had kept calling FemShep Siha, so I headcanon that he understood she loved them both as did Kaidan, and she had her time with Thane, said goodbye to him, and had Kaidan by her side before and after.

    • @Skull.man00
      @Skull.man00 9 месяцев назад +1

      You get the funeral scene and videos from him even as male Shepard.
      It's only about him being a friend. And tbh, he deserves it

    • @DarthShadie
      @DarthShadie 9 месяцев назад

      @@Skull.man00 Oh, 100%.
      And that's good to know. Thanks.

  • @ajizel13
    @ajizel13 Год назад +3

    "What would it take james"?
    James: "idk....I didn't think I'd make it this far"😳😳😳

  • @Grzesuav94
    @Grzesuav94 2 года назад +7

    On all levels except physical, I'm Jimmy. His reaction to thirst is 100% relatable.

  • @gamn6834
    @gamn6834 2 года назад +4

    I always feel bad for James, he was only throw in there cause they needed a third companion but he seems like a cool guy and the whole newbie n7/apprentice story sounds like a really fun time imo.

  • @GinsanoN7
    @GinsanoN7 2 года назад +3

    So my shep was supossed to be faithful to thane even praise this on his funeral, this scene cought me off guard but i always select the renegade option afterwall she always was flirty since mass effect 1 even had the famous threesome quote with kaidan and liara back in the day, so for luck the renegade option always make the roleplay trueful since she always flirt but doesn't necesseraly means that she wants, in my case she just like to teasing and see what makes then tic, sometimes she gets interessed like in kaidan's case in ME1 but mostly like jacob, james and even joker she is just teasing and measing it up with then, glad that she never lost her touch after falling in love or over the mourning, in fact and ironically she never got flirty with thane, in the beggining she didn't trust him but over time she starts to grow true feelings and tried to hide under the "i just wanna know about the drew culture" but afterwards she couldn't hide anymore that what she was feeling was true love and deep care about thane.

  • @DalekOfChaos666
    @DalekOfChaos666 2 года назад +6

    Really pissed that he didn't mention Jack or Miranda. It's as if Mac Walters had an irrational hatred for ME 2 and the romance options

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 5 месяцев назад

      I don’t think it’s necessary anyways as they’re both human

  • @gabematthews4532
    @gabematthews4532 9 месяцев назад +2

    I honestly would’ve liked an answer to Vega’s question about Tali and Garrus biology considering the fact that BioWare doesn’t put as much effort into the final romance scenes for them in both 2 and 3 but for some reason they put more video into Liara, Ashley/Kaiden, and Traynor
    That and considering they didn’t show us Tali’s face in actual gameplay
    I mean would it kill them to at least give us an answer as to what she looks like

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 5 месяцев назад

      I don’t think we need to know how they are biologically because that’d be awkward/embarrassing and from the majority of times I’ve seen you you’ve always complained about Tali not showing her face but you clearly don’t realize that it’s better to have her face be a mystery as if the player would get to see her unmasked wouldn’t that take away the impact of their romance?

    • @gabematthews4532
      @gabematthews4532 5 месяцев назад

      @@axelnilsson5124 I just think that BioWare could’ve given us better romance scenes in ME3 rather than Liara being like the only one who gets an actual scene other than the virmire survivor but I mean even still Ashley and Kaiden don’t even get as good a scene as Liara

  • @alphalee7148
    @alphalee7148 2 года назад +3

    never got this dialouge till a few days ago in my first femshep playthough. Obviously romanced garrus but its funny all the flirty convos shep and vega have regardless of your romance

  • @12LoLproductions
    @12LoLproductions 2 года назад +3

    I never liked James in the beginning but he def grew on me over the years, also James and Garrus can really clear house with those damn N7 Typhoons on Insanity

  • @boomerpro87
    @boomerpro87 2 года назад +1

    the poor man, during the thane/jacob one he looks fucking TRAUMATIZED

  • @dregorerampin7439
    @dregorerampin7439 Год назад +1

    Yes James she has these things under her suit, not going further because manners.

  • @Leonion6
    @Leonion6 2 года назад +1

    3:29 - "you don't like what you see?"
    No, I don't lmao.
    Default MShep has such iconic appearance but FemShep looks like a creepy doll from uncanny valley, imo.

  • @Cooper_Bruh15
    @Cooper_Bruh15 Год назад +2

    5:20 I'm still wondering what were you gonna ask me loco

  • @Chronicron
    @Chronicron Год назад +1

    Poor Jimmy. He got hit with a Reaper-sized artillery there.

  • @benshearer1710
    @benshearer1710 2 года назад +1

    Mate the best bit was James face when Shepard is trying it on its like his fight or flight reflex just broke and he's just paralysed with fear I mean this man can come with you too fight Reapers on foot but Shepard getting real close puts the fear of god in him lol that wide eyed look had me dying

  • @frostburn3736
    @frostburn3736 2 года назад +4

    „Never forget the AA Tower.” 😇
    Also Jimmy is my quite often used squadmate, just too bad there wasn't enough time to develop his character.

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 Год назад

      Maybe next game he'll be back and rocking the N7 armor like the king he is

  • @angelc286
    @angelc286 2 года назад +1

    I’m crying, this was hilarious. Thank you for posting 👍

  • @ed3n4
    @ed3n4 2 года назад +4

    This makes me feel all kinds of uncomfortable. Why tf would Bioware think doing this with Vega was a good idea? They did my boy so dirty and I hate it 💀

  • @reinhartgregory
    @reinhartgregory 2 года назад +3

    FemShep flirting is the perfect mix of masculine confidence and feminine seduction. Damn my man James is a lucky one.

  • @CherryJuli
    @CherryJuli 2 года назад +3

    I guess we’ve all wondered about Garrus’ and Tali’s biology.

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 5 месяцев назад

      Or more accurately: their anatomy (but I guess the same can be said about every alien)

  • @roangrahm1529
    @roangrahm1529 Год назад +1

    The Garrus one is the best because you KNOW you've asked yourself the same question at some point regarding the matter of being anatomically correct by human standards. :P

  • @Whippets
    @Whippets Год назад

    More than a decade later and some 15 playthroughs I still haven't exhausted every piece of dialogue out there. Amazing game.

  • @AngelofAmbrosia
    @AngelofAmbrosia Год назад +1

    His comment with Cortez was sweet.

  • @8ouroboros841
    @8ouroboros841 2 года назад +4

    James being curious about Shepard and Tali/Garrus, but not Liara implies he is already "familiar" with asari anatomy.

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 5 месяцев назад

      He probably had a one night stance with the consort

  • @romerjusu3804
    @romerjusu3804 2 года назад +2

    I like how he reacts when he finds out my Male Shepherd is in a loving relationship with Steve Cortez..

  • @miragemain105
    @miragemain105 2 года назад +2

    I love his reaction to the Tali romance, that's how i imagine some of the ones who don't do Tali's romance, they don't get why we go for her 😊

  • @kurtwagner4663
    @kurtwagner4663 2 года назад +2

    Well I have to admit, I am playing the whole Mass Effect series for the first time and I regret not doing it earlier, even though I kinda annoy my friends with my thirst for a specific Turian.....
    But, I like James and the Apartment DLC is hilariously entertaining!

  • @MrBohij
    @MrBohij 3 месяца назад

    3:45 There are tornado sirens going off in Vega's head right now. Man is about to frontflip over that railing and book it out the door.

  • @writethepath8354
    @writethepath8354 2 года назад +5

    So...I knew that FemShep/James awkwardness was coming...and I love the editing...but I hate that scene soooo much I couldn't finish the video. Still thumbs up!

  • @poslednisoud
    @poslednisoud 2 года назад +2

    I am pretty sure male shep would be arrested being so direct with a female subordinate.

  • @williambrown4138
    @williambrown4138 2 года назад +2

    I'm ashamed they didn't make another "reach and flexibility" joke when FemShep is asked about Garrus lol

  • @danielpayne1597
    @danielpayne1597 2 года назад +1

    Starting to warm up to James. His most human "oh, shit, what did I just step in?" reaction in this scene is too good.

  • @nogiye15
    @nogiye15 2 года назад +1

    Fem Shep: "So you can give it but can't take it."
    James: "no" X_X

  • @FossilStudios316
    @FossilStudios316 2 года назад +2

    If femshep slid up to me like that, I’d loose it! But Vega’s response makes sense too.

  • @eternallight523
    @eternallight523 2 года назад

    The Movie about James, Paragon lost, made me really appreciate him and after the movie I saw him in a much different light.

  • @Garruslove4me
    @Garruslove4me 2 года назад +3

    Thane got shorted..but if he survived i think it would be harder to be Garrus girl every time :)

  • @isaacb7197
    @isaacb7197 Год назад +2

    Holy shit, I never knew how seductive fem Shep's voice was 🥵

  • @marilynman
    @marilynman 2 года назад +2

    3:27 He is so fucking scared XD

  • @Shearper2
    @Shearper2 2 года назад +1

    the first time I played ME3, was way, way back before any of its dlc got released. back when its original "ending" was all there was. the upgraded "ending" made it better, if only slightly. having played it again as part of the LE when it was released, I liked James. he was fun and I really should play the game again. making no changes to who I romance. already have the best romance option imo (Tali) but taking him on more missions rather than just having Garrus and Tali as my team.
    Do I simp for Tali? yes, yes I do.

  • @awashington8447
    @awashington8447 2 года назад +2

    *"CRITICAL LEVELS OF THIRST"* 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @davido.1233
    @davido.1233 7 месяцев назад

    James' shocked face at Shepard's instant thirst made me think Freddie Prinze Jr. had to do a bunch of takes on that scene. I can just picture him laughing out loud in the booth for a solid five to ten minutes straight trying to focus.

  • @brandongalvan6603
    @brandongalvan6603 Год назад +1

    James has questions about Turian and Quarian anatomy.
    James doesn't ask anything about the Asari.
    WHAT DO YOU KNOW, JAMES?

    • @axelnilsson5124
      @axelnilsson5124 5 месяцев назад

      3:03-3:11 this clearly is supposed to imply he’s had one night stances

  • @iforgotthenamemate
    @iforgotthenamemate Год назад

    james at first i thought will be some buffed up grunt but turned one of the best squadmates in the game

  • @Jay-br3mo
    @Jay-br3mo 2 года назад +2

    His reactions to Tali and Garrus are the best

  • @Thx4daheadshots
    @Thx4daheadshots 2 года назад +1

    So there is a part in mass effect 3 I can't stop laughing at is when Garrus tells Shepard and Tali to get a room. I couldn't stop laughing at it. To be honest I want more of its funny.

  • @darthwitchking
    @darthwitchking Год назад

    Oh my God the sheer look of like what the fuck is happening one female Shepard is saying that she's interested

  • @Raiders1917
    @Raiders1917 Год назад

    He is actually on of my most used squad mates, because unless you have Ashley or Wrex available he is your only tank (unless Shep is a soilder).

  • @NeoLotex
    @NeoLotex 2 года назад

    I don't think I've used him for anything, but looking back it feels like he's one underrated bro

  • @LordFafnirGaming
    @LordFafnirGaming 2 года назад +1

    James with terror in his eyes: Oh Shit

  • @Darkmage1293
    @Darkmage1293 2 года назад +1

    James: "I like to give 'im a hard time, but... he's a great guy. Been through a lot. Glad you two found each other."
    I like moments like this, where the usual meathead is just kinda chill about things like this. Understand that Cortez is who he is and has no judgement for him. One could hope, in a world full of aliens with redundant organs and biomechanical killing machines that they'd get over homophobia. Hell, James knows Cortez might be slipping him a side-eye while he works out and doesn't mind.

    • @mouscedess
      @mouscedess 9 месяцев назад

      He mention it in first conversation and was ok with it.

  • @Josh_Hammond
    @Josh_Hammond 2 года назад +5

    Man maybe I should really experiment with other romance options😁

  • @MrVicePresident
    @MrVicePresident 2 дня назад

    Lmao shepard totally knows what James is talking about when he asks if they have the same parts.

  • @diegochavez1286
    @diegochavez1286 2 года назад +1

    James is the best.

  • @goofysmp
    @goofysmp 2 года назад +1

    Citadel DLC really makes you realise the Devs intended you to romance Liars as Canon. Everyone else in ME3 finds an alternate love interest or someone else to care for except Liara. (Don’t really count the Drell because he doesn’t really appear in the game)

  • @tyrayentali7041
    @tyrayentali7041 2 года назад

    Whoa, I had no idea this part with Femshep flirting with James existed. That shows her from a completely different angle of personality. I love it!

  • @BillAbongXL
    @BillAbongXL Год назад +1

    Before so many year's & bioware was forward to "things"😅 like that 😂

  • @mikeanderson1722
    @mikeanderson1722 8 месяцев назад

    That look of terror... omg we finally found something that scares him.🤣

  • @AdeptN7
    @AdeptN7 Год назад

    If this was Dragon Age, 4:55 would sound more like
    Shepard: "Actual, I'm the one giving him a *hard time*"

  • @adhamantlinSempiternal
    @adhamantlinSempiternal 2 года назад

    Oh this man! I LOVE HIM. His face in min 2:33 😍😍😍 All the faces he makes in this part, he's too cute , I cant ressist 🙈😆The very first time I saw James Vega, I knew it was the end of me. I cant understand why Bioware didnt make him available for full romance😭 And, certainly, I cant understand why many people dislike him. He is funny and 🔥🔥🔥 I wish this DLC's "one night stand thingy option" they made was better than a clear attempt to oblige him into... you know...😞 Anyway, he is the first one I choose for squad mate. The dialogues are so fun!♥ Thank you for this vid!🥰