The Comedy Central Roast of The 2023 Pittsburgh Steelers | 5 Star Matchup

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  • Опубликовано: 20 дек 2023
  • The 2023 Pittsburgh Steelers are burnt toast. Thanks to all of my wonderful friends who helped out on this one. More to come.
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  • @5StarMatchup
    @5StarMatchup  5 месяцев назад +4

    *What's the worst part of this season?*

    • @grottyband8052
      @grottyband8052 5 месяцев назад +3

      Having some hope in the Bengals game...then having it immediately snatched away the week after

    • @johnjackson8709
      @johnjackson8709 5 месяцев назад +1

      The easier question would be
      What wasn't the worst part about the Steelers this season?
      That list is much much shorter!

    • @nathanlarson6535
      @nathanlarson6535 5 месяцев назад

      Going to TWO home games this year (Jags and Pats) and having to watch Mitch Trubisky pretend to be an NFL quarterback for 6 of those 8 quarters.

    • @mc1993
      @mc1993 5 месяцев назад +2

      Worst part? Preseason. Because it gave me hope.

    • @JD-11568
      @JD-11568 5 месяцев назад

      Lack of effort, if they lose but play hard I'm ok with it, sad but ok. When you lose and show no effort or pride it's hard to be ok with that

  • @thebigorange9356
    @thebigorange9356 5 месяцев назад +1

    Dude you nailed it best one yet holy f*** i love it!

  • @djcay-j3358
    @djcay-j3358 5 месяцев назад +1

    I always enjoy the hard work you put in the videos 👍

  • @coryriley6988
    @coryriley6988 5 месяцев назад +1

    Just started this video 5star, please be gentle, Ryan Clark just told me this morning that MY coach M. Tomlin is on the outs with my team. I've only lived thru 1 steelers head coach and don't really want to see him go

  • @JD-11568
    @JD-11568 5 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks for the stats on the 80's I lived it but now at 55 my memory is slowly going away.

  • @nathanlarson6535
    @nathanlarson6535 5 месяцев назад +5

    I can very realistically see the Steelers giving Mike Tomlin the final remaining year on his contract to give him one last chance to prove himself next season, since the Steelers (almost) never fire coaches and haven't fired a head coach since before Apollo 11 landed on the moon. But if they decide to give Tomlin an extension after this season ends I might just stop watching football. It sucks but I genuinely wouldn't be surprised if the Rooney family wanted to keep Tomlin around. That would be the most Steelers thing that could possibly happen. Similar to the Bengals extending Marvin Lewis following the 2017 season. Which is funny, considering people call Tomlin a "hall of fame" coach but he's closer to Marvin Lewis or Jeff Fischer than anything else, only difference being Tomlin had a hall of fame QB, WR, and all time great defense win a Super Bowl in 2008. If the Steelers keep him around much longer Tomlin will undoubtedly break Fischer's record for career losses as an NFL head coach.
    UrinatingTree said it best, the Steelers are literally the Chicago Bears with a shiny coat of paint. Old fashioned, past their prime, clinging onto the memories of great teams and players and playoff success, but are now the "old man yells at cloud" of the league. I hope they can prove me wrong for once and actually recognize that the Steelers need to rebuild from the ground up instead of continuing to stagnate.

    • @XxSirPsychox
      @XxSirPsychox 5 месяцев назад

      I’m hoping they trade Tomlin to the commanders for some quality draft capital. Then trade watt and Minkah for draft capital and let Omar cook these next couple drafts.

    • @ronfroehlich4697
      @ronfroehlich4697 5 месяцев назад

      Mike Tomlin will be the Steelers coach as long he wants to

  • @coryriley6988
    @coryriley6988 5 месяцев назад +1

    Just finished this shit and as far as I'm concerned my family owes you 7 - 40 dollars
    Here
    We Go

  • @salvatorelicata7832
    @salvatorelicata7832 5 месяцев назад +1

    Great content lol

  • @danellis3376
    @danellis3376 5 месяцев назад +1

    The 2nd half lol

  • @TheScott21385
    @TheScott21385 5 месяцев назад +1

    Great show man

  • @Standgedicht
    @Standgedicht 5 месяцев назад +1

    I was already waiting for your video and was afraid that the season and team performance had broken your soul. #FireTomlin #FirePickens/DJ

  • @Dee-nonamnamrson8718
    @Dee-nonamnamrson8718 4 месяца назад

    Mason averaged 229 yds, 1.25 td and .25 picks per game. Over 17 games, thats 3800 yds, 22 TD amd 5 interceptions.

  • @NoOneYaKnow666
    @NoOneYaKnow666 5 месяцев назад +1

    Painkiller dude? Hell yeah \m/

    • @5StarMatchup
      @5StarMatchup  5 месяцев назад +1

      Yessir. My favorite priest.

    • @NoOneYaKnow666
      @NoOneYaKnow666 5 месяцев назад

      @@5StarMatchup Nothing wrong with that! An amazing album!

  • @johnjackson8709
    @johnjackson8709 5 месяцев назад +3

    The standup comic approach was brilliant brother!
    It was great way to deliver all that tough love!

    • @5StarMatchup
      @5StarMatchup  5 месяцев назад +2

      Had to do something different

    • @JohnSteech
      @JohnSteech 5 месяцев назад +1

      🎉😢😮❤❤❤​@@5StarMatchup

  • @shannoncassidy4423
    @shannoncassidy4423 5 месяцев назад +2

    Miles killebrew mvp this year

    • @5StarMatchup
      @5StarMatchup  5 месяцев назад

      lol remember that game where he had 3 penalties

    • @shannoncassidy4423
      @shannoncassidy4423 5 месяцев назад

      @@5StarMatchup slim pickings

  • @mc1993
    @mc1993 5 месяцев назад +1

    On the bright side, we're not the Giants...who gave Daniel Jones an 4 year $160M contract including a $36M signing bonus. Well, not yet.

    • @5StarMatchup
      @5StarMatchup  5 месяцев назад +1

      just wait till kenny lights it up for 3000 yards and 11 tds next year

    • @mc1993
      @mc1993 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@5StarMatchup oof

  • @isitsustainable820
    @isitsustainable820 5 месяцев назад +10

    I’d rather watch the State Farm commercials making fun of Andy Reid’s eating disorder on repeat for the rest of this season than watch Kenny try to play QB for even one down next season.

  • @mc1993
    @mc1993 5 месяцев назад

    I got to ask, was the SteelFlyers52 part pure sarcasm or is that a 10 year old clip?

    • @5StarMatchup
      @5StarMatchup  5 месяцев назад +1

      I guess we are all left with a lot of questions

  • @laverda1897
    @laverda1897 5 месяцев назад

    Aye, say sorry.

  • @kdguy1126
    @kdguy1126 5 месяцев назад +2

    Back to back losses to two bad teams.

  • @darkshinethakid4463
    @darkshinethakid4463 5 месяцев назад

    Worst Team in the league and we CANT even get the picks to match😂😂😂

  • @haggard21077
    @haggard21077 5 месяцев назад +2

    Noll made a bad team good but faded in his last few years. Cowher took over a bad team and turned them into a powerhouse. Tomlin took over that powerhouse and turned them into a slow burning dumpster fire.

  • @IvorMektin1701
    @IvorMektin1701 5 месяцев назад +1

    At least we're not Panthers fans!

    • @nathanlarson6535
      @nathanlarson6535 5 месяцев назад +1

      Funny enough, David Tepper used to be a minority owner of the Steelers.

    • @5StarMatchup
      @5StarMatchup  5 месяцев назад +1

      Tepper should trade for Tomlin

    • @GageRyanVideo
      @GageRyanVideo 5 месяцев назад +1

      We have the same number of Super Bowls as the Panthers since 2008.

  • @rstross
    @rstross 5 месяцев назад

    (Ahem) this is uhhhhm... fairly dark. Brutal stats bro but, don't forget, Tomlin doesn't believe in stats (see Chris Carter) - wtf!? Oh I need you to look up Kent Graham's stats (he is my bar for all-time worst Steeler quarterback). He would just stand back there and get sacked/fall-over. Are we that bad yet?

    • @5StarMatchup
      @5StarMatchup  5 месяцев назад +2

      it's not that we're that bad yet, but that we're almost totally rudderless. Where is this team going, and why should I be excited about next year?

  • @beerinmind
    @beerinmind 5 месяцев назад +2

    This is your lane....less stress and more laughs.

  • @williammcduffie9441
    @williammcduffie9441 5 месяцев назад

    Boooo!!!

  • @ChiefXuligan
    @ChiefXuligan 5 месяцев назад

    This is hardly a roast. Try being funnier. As painful as the Steelers have been this year I emphasize with your frustration. But I expected this video to be funny, instead it’s more of the same venting of frustration as every other video out there in the last 4 weeks from you or any other Steelers-centric RUclipsr.
    I will give you credit for the editing and for the work you put in, though. I subscribed cause I enjoyed your content. Hopefully the Steelers can give you something positive to say soon.

    • @5StarMatchup
      @5StarMatchup  5 месяцев назад +1

      More of the same? Really? There's other Steelers RUclipsrs making similar content to this? Really? Jeez man it's fine if you don't think it's funny but to say it's "more of the same" is a real bummer. I was just trying to do something different that was less of the same shit that takes a lot of work and no one watches when they lose anyway. But that's cool. Thanks.

  • @TheScott21385
    @TheScott21385 5 месяцев назад

    People honestly don't believe the curse of Polamalu is real. No superbowl to 2057

    • @miguee6019
      @miguee6019 5 месяцев назад

      Wat is the curse