i usually have these on during work to make it less dreary, but i think this is the first time work has been more exciting than the episode. Thank god this deck didn't catch on.
Hey! The guy from the old Oni video on Cimo’s channel here! I can’t tell you how happy I was to hear that y’all where going this from my locals. I was 15/16 in the first video and had played the deck the whole day before filming the combo video so I was a little burnt. I have so much nostalgia from the deck as I had grinder hours the night before the event to learn the combo as I had built it the NIGHT BEFORE. I had made a reference to Raigeki in the original, originally what I had meant was to stack Dyna, eventually using raigeki to remove dyna if you hit the dyna late, and then after clearing the board you can re-lock all 5 zones at the time summoning under garden. You can play the 2nd garden, and board lock, I ended that regional side event in 2nd after loosing the die roll and bricking, I had won each round prior 1-0 except for one, which I had lost the die roll. Met MBT at Nats this year and am excited to see y’all games!! ❤Much love from here!!
Fun fact, some time when this deck was legal there was a giant card tournament at my locals that had like 100 people in attendence, some guy brought this deck and NO ONE knew wtf it did or how to deal with it so mans ended up making top 16 in like 1st or 2nd after swiss but then during deck check they found out he accidentally had 39 cards in main so he got a game loss then he just bricked his next game and lost the match in 5 minutes after all that work ro make it there lmao
Nah, it's still nekroz. They were just too consistent and too resilient. This deck more or less loses to an effect veiler. Wait for them to summon the F0 and then veiler the 1 oni still on field. Then Trish them on your turn, banishing 2 of the oni.
@@OutbackYGOit would've been interesting to see what those would have been. Maybe someone will have to do a deck profile from that era with oni cards mixed possibly. That would interesting to see, but quite possibly more annoying than either of these two decks. If I had understood the deck back then and had the money, I quite possibly would have played it.
This is actually an example of a very amusing phenomenon across card games so what is "meta" is often not actually the best deck but the best deck your average player can pilot competently in reality in any given format barring a true tier 0 format there is probably at least 2-5 decks that will completely stomp everything in the meta into the dirt out there being piloted by usually a select few brewers who have the time and skill to master said incredibly complicated decks but due to their high skill floor and the demands on the pilot that the majority of players will never be able to achieve in a tournament (keep in mind a lot of players have to abuse energy drinks and concentration meds to play normal meta decks in a long tourney) they never actually become meta
@@halowaffle25only way they could unban lavalval chain is if they errata it by either making the foolish significantly worse or by making it a pain in the ass to summon. Either way they'd have to change the foolish to a HOPT to even consider unbanning it
@@raymoo8504 Make it so it must be made using 2 level 4 Laval Monsters. That would immediately make it much worse because it would require you to play Lavals.
I think the idea of including Lord of the Red is to use Tierra's eff to mill multiple Arc Lights and get both LotR and Transmigration at once, plus the second LotR to use as the material
@@ttgl_bobrossTCG actually made a subtle rulings change so that all die roll effects are inherently HOPT, thereby killing the Telefon loop and snipe hunter too
@@shawnli4746If you’re referring to the policy changes from May of this year, that is not at all what it means. It’s a new policy that means that rolling dice in situations where the outcome ultimately doesn’t change can now be considered slow play. Telephon is specifically exempt from this because it continually gains LP.
I just want to say, I once faced an opponent at locals that played this ftk. I remember them having long conversations with a judge constantly watching each of their matches in the tournament just to make sure the combo wasn't just wasting time and had an end goal.
Imagine showing up to locals and your opponent takes a 40 minute game 1, only to Tempest Magician you in time. Dragon Link turns in current format are bad enough, I wouldn't wish that on my greatest enemy.
@halowaffle25 I hate Dragon Links should of nerf the deck a bit more but i don't know what else to pick besides putting all Bystials to 1 and maybe ban Ravine?
I really wanted to see an oni deck in jank. I was so disappointed when the time for it passed. Glad you're going back to it. The old oni deck profile is the first cimo vid I watched, too.
great video. You play lava golem in reasoning decks because they usually don't need their normal summon and it doesnt conflict with reasoning (it keeps you milling past it). These types of decks can struggle going 2nd too so it helps.
This one really helped me take a nap during my lunch break. Actually though, I really do like this deck - it's an example of how ridiculous YGO combos have always theoretically been at the nightmarish edge. I watched all of it and I still forgot how all of it worked. Lavalval Chain has never done anything wrong in its life, right guys ! Oni for oni.
I know this has other meaning, but this episode is the guest appearance of sleepy Joe! This was a funny episode to watch at 2x speed. I’m sorry Alex for having to go through this.
It never needed to be banned it's just a foolish using 2 level 4's the problem was 3 and even then daigusto was abused more and the problem card was clearly oni lavalal chain is perfectly fine at one maybe if they banned broken hand traps like evenly matched nibiru etc would be better than we wouldn't have 5 negates backed up by a deck that a quarter of is all hand traps
Game 1: were this an anime episode where someone takes the form of a Duel Monster or summons their _ka_ or something, it seems clear that on Cimoooo's side, we'd be seeing Bagooska.
Yugioh Players normaly: cant read Yugioh Players trying to figure out a way their opponent cant play the game and both have a miserable time? Big brain time
14:32 isn't this post Duelist Alliance so there would be no draw for the first turn? If this was during Nekroz then it's 100% post Duelist and I swear they passed Duelist quite a few episodes ago? How did nobody catch this?
These are the episodes I wait for. It's just absolutely fascinating to see this stuff unfold, and my only regret is that we're skipping steps instead of spending several hours on the full experience.
If you ever wonder why people hate decks that just sit there and play solitaire for a few minutes, this is why. They never want to see anything approaching this again.
The one video where you see a Yu-Gi-Oh just chillaxing through getting FTK'ed. . . . . Also, look at Cimoooooooo just snooooooooooozing through that Game 1 - how adorable. .. !
I remember lord of the red. The first semi-competent deck I built from scratch was a ritual deck built to turbo out lord of the red, sauravius, and nekroz of unicore going first, or demise, trish, and chaos max otk going second.
I swear this combo is still possible. Lavalval chain is banned, and emeral is limited, but surely there are other ways to make this happen. I feel like something involving dugares the timeless.
Cimo the idea behind Lord of Red is that the Infernoid fusion monster sends three Herald of Archlight (not once per turn btw) from extra deck in order to add the ritual spell and two lords to make it for free. I know how it feels to read cards but we're in this together 😩
I saw MBT's deck while drinking and almost gagged. The second I saw Blue Blooded Oni and Daigusto Emeral, I knew this would somehow be both very few turns, but also super long. This is the type of deck you should never scoop to, because the opponent is likely to mess up and accidentally hand you the win.
This is basically just Telefon FTK but GOOD. If by some miracle your FTK gets stuffed, it still has the full Rank 4 Toolbox to work with, which was busted at the time(and is honestly still pretty good now). If it didn't take forever to pull off(putting off people from running it or causing them to throw because of misplays after breaking concentration) it probably would have been the best deck of its format.
So we’re gonna go Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni
I love when MBT tells Cimo to go to Hell and actually sends him there with this complex and atrocious game of solitaire! I cannot imagine how this would have looked in real life.😢 I never realized how elaborate and janky a deck can be. Thank you both for the content.😅
That's the question, it's like that for sure now, but that ruling might not have been established at the time the deck was played. Similar to how Absolute Zero used to work sent back to extra
The beauty of Joseph's combo is that it's so mind-numbing that I can't even tell if any of it was done legally past a certain point
It wasn't when he slammed amaterasu
"Oni for Oni" - Marincess Blue Tang 2023
Same vibes as "Telefon for Telefon! Telefon for Telefon! Telefon for Telefon!"
i usually have these on during work to make it less dreary, but i think this is the first time work has been more exciting than the episode. Thank god this deck didn't catch on.
I'm convinced this deck is the primary reason no one plays full power nekroz format.
@@GeneralNickleswell that and Djinn
Hey! The guy from the old Oni video on Cimo’s channel here! I can’t tell you how happy I was to hear that y’all where going this from my locals. I was 15/16 in the first video and had played the deck the whole day before filming the combo video so I was a little burnt. I have so much nostalgia from the deck as I had grinder hours the night before the event to learn the combo as I had built it the NIGHT BEFORE. I had made a reference to Raigeki in the original, originally what I had meant was to stack Dyna, eventually using raigeki to remove dyna if you hit the dyna late, and then after clearing the board you can re-lock all 5 zones at the time summoning under garden. You can play the 2nd garden, and board lock, I ended that regional side event in 2nd after loosing the die roll and bricking, I had won each round prior 1-0 except for one, which I had lost the die roll. Met MBT at Nats this year and am excited to see y’all games!! ❤Much love from here!!
I need this game one to be played while the screen slowly zooms in on cimo while a lullaby plays and drowns out mbts voice 😆
Can we please get this edit for the "Best of" video for the end of the year?
Fun fact, some time when this deck was legal there was a giant card tournament at my locals that had like 100 people in attendence, some guy brought this deck and NO ONE knew wtf it did or how to deal with it so mans ended up making top 16 in like 1st or 2nd after swiss but then during deck check they found out he accidentally had 39 cards in main so he got a game loss then he just bricked his next game and lost the match in 5 minutes after all that work ro make it there lmao
that's fucking hilarious. it turns out the only way to beat this deck is game rule violation
@@shen.daniel id say i felt bad, but he shit on my friend in swiss on stream lmao
You know it’s a good episode when you don’t know what the monster on the thumbnail is
No not in this case
@@Tupo-y4gI said what I said
True
Ikr
I saw the thumbnail and just thought
"Who the fuck...?"
Everyone that did recognize the thumbnail just went, "Oh no"
I'm convinced Oni is the best deck of Nekroz format, but everyone was either not skilled enough or not MINDBENDINGLY EVIL enough to play it.
Nah, it's still nekroz. They were just too consistent and too resilient.
This deck more or less loses to an effect veiler. Wait for them to summon the F0 and then veiler the 1 oni still on field. Then Trish them on your turn, banishing 2 of the oni.
@@GeneralNickles you have about a 40% w/r through 1 veiler going first so not the worst ftk ive seen
the deck was easily atleast the 2nd best deck in the format but if more people played it there would be slight changes the nekroz deck would play
@@OutbackYGOit would've been interesting to see what those would have been. Maybe someone will have to do a deck profile from that era with oni cards mixed possibly. That would interesting to see, but quite possibly more annoying than either of these two decks. If I had understood the deck back then and had the money, I quite possibly would have played it.
This is actually an example of a very amusing phenomenon across card games so what is "meta" is often not actually the best deck but the best deck your average player can pilot competently in reality in any given format barring a true tier 0 format there is probably at least 2-5 decks that will completely stomp everything in the meta into the dirt out there being piloted by usually a select few brewers who have the time and skill to master said incredibly complicated decks but due to their high skill floor and the demands on the pilot that the majority of players will never be able to achieve in a tournament (keep in mind a lot of players have to abuse energy drinks and concentration meds to play normal meta decks in a long tourney) they never actually become meta
You know guys, I'm starting to see why Daigusto Emeral is at 1.
I'm a proponent of bringing Chain back to 1 but this does make a great case against ever printing this asshole in the first place.
And banned and this was before zoo came out and why it shouldn't be unbanned
Maybe if they bring a chain back to 1 make it where the special summon monster can't activates its effects or be use for tribute summon
@@halowaffle25only way they could unban lavalval chain is if they errata it by either making the foolish significantly worse or by making it a pain in the ass to summon. Either way they'd have to change the foolish to a HOPT to even consider unbanning it
@@raymoo8504 Make it so it must be made using 2 level 4 Laval Monsters. That would immediately make it much worse because it would require you to play Lavals.
I'm gonna hear "Oni for Oni" in my dreams, my god...
It’s the new Ulti-Cannahawk
have you ever heard about our lord and savior "gigaplant for gigaplant"?
TELEFON FOR TELEFON!
TELEFON FOR TELEFON!
TELEFON FOR TELEFON!
The best watching paint dry episode
Blue paint
This comment terrifies me for what's to come lmao
This gameplay is basically a Sub Replay from Danny's channel.
I think the idea of including Lord of the Red is to use Tierra's eff to mill multiple Arc Lights and get both LotR and Transmigration at once, plus the second LotR to use as the material
What an interesting interaction, I sure hope we get to see it in this episode of my favorite series, the History of Jank!
Lord of the Rings? 😂
@bustercall3950
"Never did I think I'd fight side by side with an FTK."
"How about side by side with a friend?"
"No, f*ck you."
Yes of course but expecting Cimo to know that is a bit rough; regardless it didn't matter much in this one.
drinking game to destroy your liver, take a shot every time Joseph says "Oni for Oni"
without watching the whole game i can tell you, you can be drinking 1 shot of WATER and still die by hyperhydratation
Excuse me i like having a functioning liver
The more things change, the more they stay the same. Blue-Blooded Oni walked so Morphtronic Telefon could run.
Except Telefon hasn't done absolutely anything in competitive Yu-Gi-Oh.
Yet.
@@ttgl_bobrossTCG actually made a subtle rulings change so that all die roll effects are inherently HOPT, thereby killing the Telefon loop and snipe hunter too
@@shawnli4746when was this?
@@shawnli4746If you’re referring to the policy changes from May of this year, that is not at all what it means. It’s a new policy that means that rolling dice in situations where the outcome ultimately doesn’t change can now be considered slow play. Telephon is specifically exempt from this because it continually gains LP.
This whole bit of cimo napping while Joseph does the combo is funny
Can't wait till we get to telephon ftk so I can hear the sweet tones of Joseph saying "telefon for telefon, telefon for telefon" 🥰🥰🥰
I just want to say, I once faced an opponent at locals that played this ftk. I remember them having long conversations with a judge constantly watching each of their matches in the tournament just to make sure the combo wasn't just wasting time and had an end goal.
Love how Alex is just sleeping threw Game 1and grab blanket and a pillow
Half sleeping, he still has to interact with the computer lol
It's kinda wholesome, honestly.
Imagine showing up to locals and your opponent takes a 40 minute game 1, only to Tempest Magician you in time. Dragon Link turns in current format are bad enough, I wouldn't wish that on my greatest enemy.
@halowaffle25 I hate Dragon Links should of nerf the deck a bit more but i don't know what else to pick besides putting all Bystials to 1 and maybe ban Ravine?
@@nickschoenherr2238i mean, putting all bystials to 1 is pretty huge for any gy decks ( prediction princess and zombie enjoyer, rise !)
"Oni for Oni" is going to be stuck in my head for a while now
Best episode to share with people that ask why Yu-Gi-Oh needs a banlist.
When the best quote of the episode is "Do I get my blanket back?" ya know its going to be a good one.
I just love that Alex completely committed to the bit with the blanket + pillow and everything
I really wanted to see an oni deck in jank. I was so disappointed when the time for it passed. Glad you're going back to it.
The old oni deck profile is the first cimo vid I watched, too.
This is one of the most interesting FTKs I've seen ngl, just on intricacy alone.
great video. You play lava golem in reasoning decks because they usually don't need their normal summon and it doesnt conflict with reasoning (it keeps you milling past it). These types of decks can struggle going 2nd too so it helps.
This one really helped me take a nap during my lunch break. Actually though, I really do like this deck - it's an example of how ridiculous YGO combos have always theoretically been at the nightmarish edge. I watched all of it and I still forgot how all of it worked. Lavalval Chain has never done anything wrong in its life, right guys ! Oni for oni.
Dust to dust
Kages to Kages, and now
Onis for Onis
In my nightmares I'm just hear on repeat "oni for oni, oni for oni"
I just imagine someone using Maxx C at the beginning of this combo, and have no idea what they're in for...
I know this has other meaning, but this episode is the guest appearance of sleepy Joe!
This was a funny episode to watch at 2x speed.
I’m sorry Alex for having to go through this.
People ask why Laval chain is banned.
.. this is why. This is literally the reason.
Imagine this in Tear
28:00
Nibiru. Game 2?
It never needed to be banned it's just a foolish using 2 level 4's the problem was 3 and even then daigusto was abused more and the problem card was clearly oni lavalal chain is perfectly fine at one maybe if they banned broken hand traps like evenly matched nibiru etc would be better than we wouldn't have 5 negates backed up by a deck that a quarter of is all hand traps
Infernoids mentioned ? Roll Season 1 Progression Series Secrets of eternity intro!
Ah yes, Blue-Blooded Oni. The monster more notable to your average duelist as the first monster to appear when you type "Blue-" into any simulator.
Game 1: were this an anime episode where someone takes the form of a Duel Monster or summons their _ka_ or something, it seems clear that on Cimoooo's side, we'd be seeing Bagooska.
"Oni for Oni" - the Episode
We call that Oni Plays.
The one and oni
oni feroni
@@jamespolk6146+2
Blue blooded oni makes telefon loops feel like a RUclips short. Glad I got the chance to see it, ecstatic that I will never have to see it again.
"The skills don't translate into other decks"
Which is funny.... because watching this combo go off, it felt like I was watching Wind-Ups
I always save these episode for when I’m eating dinner, apparently I should have saved it for bed time to bore myself to sleep
Oni Feroni is my favourite Ace Attorney character.
What was missed in this video is that Cimo and the missus ran over to the Venetian for a spa package while MBT was still on his first turn.
Yugioh Players normaly: cant read
Yugioh Players trying to figure out a way their opponent cant play the game and both have a miserable time? Big brain time
I literally pulled up a blanket like Cimo and let Joseph FTK me to sleep. Shit was almost as good a lullaby as Prog Playoffs.
16:45 Cimo asleep with eyes closed but cursor moves SPOOOOKKKKKYYYYY
Almost decking himself out because he couldn't contest "Set a chump block and pass" was the most engaging thing here
14:32 isn't this post Duelist Alliance so there would be no draw for the first turn? If this was during Nekroz then it's 100% post Duelist and I swear they passed Duelist quite a few episodes ago?
How did nobody catch this?
Its crazy to see this start show up again
The Blue Oni ftk was one of the first videos i've seen from Cimo and it brought me some crazy nostalgia rn
These are the episodes I wait for. It's just absolutely fascinating to see this stuff unfold, and my only regret is that we're skipping steps instead of spending several hours on the full experience.
If you ever wonder why people hate decks that just sit there and play solitaire for a few minutes, this is why. They never want to see anything approaching this again.
This deck reminds me of that one Curious deck out loop with Yajiro invader that’s always spammed on Coders channel. 90 mat Zeus moment.
Alex and I be in kindred spirits, as our souls are slowly sucked out of our bodies while enjoying the comfort of a comfortable pillow and blanket
"Oni for oni." Is going to haunt my dreams for years now.
This was PEAK YuGiOh with an FTK vs a Floodgate 😂😂😂
I’m gonna hear “Oni for Oni” in my nightmares and dreams
Finally. The deck that requires a PhD in dueling.
Not a lot of things get me a gut laugh, but seeing Cimo with a blanket and pillow on camera, is something I never new counted until now!
Game 1 in a nutshell
MBT: "Oni for Oni"
Cimo: "snore MiMiMiMiMiMi"
The one video where you see a Yu-Gi-Oh just chillaxing through getting FTK'ed. . . . .
Also, look at Cimoooooooo just snooooooooooozing through that Game 1 - how adorable. .. !
If I hear blue blooded oni one more time I am going to have an migraine
I remember lord of the red. The first semi-competent deck I built from scratch was a ritual deck built to turbo out lord of the red, sauravius, and nekroz of unicore going first, or demise, trish, and chaos max otk going second.
cimoooooooo pulling out the blancet just to proceed to flodgate mbt out of the next game is peak irony
I thought I was having a stroke, just heard "Oni for Oni" for like 15 minutes straight
I swear this combo is still possible.
Lavalval chain is banned, and emeral is limited, but surely there are other ways to make this happen. I feel like something involving dugares the timeless.
Cimo the idea behind Lord of Red is that the Infernoid fusion monster sends three Herald of Archlight (not once per turn btw) from extra deck in order to add the ritual spell and two lords to make it for free.
I know how it feels to read cards but we're in this together 😩
I saw MBT's deck while drinking and almost gagged. The second I saw Blue Blooded Oni and Daigusto Emeral, I knew this would somehow be both very few turns, but also super long.
This is the type of deck you should never scoop to, because the opponent is likely to mess up and accidentally hand you the win.
Take a shot for evertime he says oni for oni 😂
Oh god lmao
Ded
This is just a way to poison your liver
This is basically just Telefon FTK but GOOD. If by some miracle your FTK gets stuffed, it still has the full Rank 4 Toolbox to work with, which was busted at the time(and is honestly still pretty good now). If it didn't take forever to pull off(putting off people from running it or causing them to throw because of misplays after breaking concentration) it probably would have been the best deck of its format.
Absolutely legendary move by Cimooo literally getting the blanket out lmao. That has to go in the highlight reel
So we’re gonna go Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni, Oni for Oni
Drinking game: take a drink when you hear "Oni for Oni"
not beating the solitaire allegations
"Oni for Oni" These 3 words still echo throughout these walls.
I remember seeing someone playing this at Nats in 2015
A post-hit version of it I imagine? Or did this deck really go unhit for major tourneys??
@@halowaffle25 no the list where they banned Chain was was right after Nats in July 2015
I fell asleep during Joseph’s deck profile and when I woke back up Alex wasn’t doing the exact thing I just did 😂
Man Cimo's wife is so sweet bringing him a pillow and blanket
The only watchable parts of the video where Alex during game 1, and I do mean watching Alex pretending to sleep, and the deck profiles.
Take a shot every time Joseph says"theoretically" and die instantly
The deadliest drinking game ever: take a shot every time MBT says "Oni for Oni."
You should change it so that the winner wears the jank tank. Let it be a badge of honor.
Drinking game: ...you already know which phrase gets you to drink.
I live for jank. The only true way to play yugioh
what an adrenaline rush this video was. im gonna puke from overstimulation
I thought it was just him mispronouncing it, but I'm starting to wonder if Joseph really thinks that it's "BujinTI Amaterasu" and not "BujinKI"
The smiger incident all over again
The music at 33:16 lines up perfectly with Plaguespreader
Major Telefon for Telefon vibes
I love when MBT tells Cimo to go to Hell and actually sends him there with this complex and atrocious game of solitaire! I cannot imagine how this would have looked in real life.😢 I never realized how elaborate and janky a deck can be. Thank you both for the content.😅
The best way to take a nap in the middle of a game
Cimoo got blankie
Da blankie
Love his blankie n pillow 💀 so fitting for the episode lol
I have been playing Flower Cardian FTK, and am excited for when you get to that
The music in particular this time really added that chefs kiss. Holy shit I am so happy I never versed this
01:20 Deck List/ Breakdown
13:38 Duels
My favourite moment was when MBT said "Oni for Oni"
16:15 You can't return lavalval chain to hand with zeph im pretty sure cause it's cost but yk
That's the question, it's like that for sure now, but that ruling might not have been established at the time the deck was played. Similar to how Absolute Zero used to work sent back to extra
I feel blessed, I have been visited by the comfy Cimo
Love the skull blanket and pillow. If the Pierce the Veil shirt wasnt enough to convince you, Cimo was an emo kid lol
Emo cimo
@@FMCTCG C-emo, if you will
Blue-Bloodied Oni reads crazy, I'm surprised it has never been abused properly.
What do you call this then?
Where can I get a trademark Cimooooooo's skull blanket?
This is the best illustration of all time, of the difference beetween Soft and Hard OPT. Jesus christ. This episode HAS to be on the highlight reel.
oni for oni, dust to dust
Today I learned there is a deck out there that allows the opponent to be pampered by their hot Asian wife