decino stands No Chance and freaking dies 86 times

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024
  • Yeah, yeah. decino cannot count.
    No Chance beaten:
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  • @VaterOrlaag
    @VaterOrlaag 3 года назад +3018

    I like the part where he crosses the linedef to spawn extra revenants.

    • @404waffles
      @404waffles 3 года назад +334

      Mine is the imp cliff.

    • @MatthewBester
      @MatthewBester 3 года назад +92

      Mine is all the "noooooo *boo woo*".

    • @DudeWithPineapple
      @DudeWithPineapple 3 года назад +94

      I personally like the part when he falls into lava.

    • @iguana9173
      @iguana9173 3 года назад +46

      @@DudeWithPineapple better known as stupid hell slime.

    • @Hellwolf36
      @Hellwolf36 3 года назад +13

      Yes. That is the real challenge.

  • @xe5889
    @xe5889 3 года назад +911

    doomguy's face at 4:39 is so perfect on so many levels

    • @guncatto2625
      @guncatto2625 2 года назад +113

      Bruh he had a seizure

    • @c0zmozys
      @c0zmozys 2 года назад +99

      he just aggressively looks around

    • @j.hawkins8779
      @j.hawkins8779 2 года назад +39

      *that NOI SE*
      **W HE EZE**

    • @1lomi901
      @1lomi901 2 года назад +21

      Holy moly I laughed really hard at this ahahahaha

    • @marioguy6486
      @marioguy6486 Год назад +26

      Hahaha decinos shout went perfect with it omg 😂😂

  • @jravee5994
    @jravee5994 3 года назад +1938

    this map seems pretty simple:
    1.) cross line-def
    2.) traverse the imp cliff
    3.) die

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer Год назад +56

      Hey, it's more complicated than that, you have to cross the linedef to spawn extra revenants

    • @emironurlular
      @emironurlular Год назад +44

      So it's "dead" simple?

    • @Str8jacket192
      @Str8jacket192 Год назад

      *Freaking die

    • @wolfgaming_yt5461
      @wolfgaming_yt5461 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@emironurlular *ba dum tiss*

    • @axostierIV
      @axostierIV 9 месяцев назад +5

      Me doing this map:
      - Keep using SSG until ran out of Shells.
      - Force run if tons of enemies.
      - Shoots enemies near cliffs.
      - If like enemies are too many, use BFG and ran out of ammo like a coward or gentleman.

  • @nickplaysviola
    @nickplaysviola 3 года назад +771

    “Sorry, i can’t come into work today, im trying to get past the imp cli..i mean im sick”

    • @williamsmith666
      @williamsmith666 3 года назад +142

      "But we need you in; no one crossed the linedef that spawns the revenants so we're short-handed today."

    • @Nico-dx4vg
      @Nico-dx4vg 8 месяцев назад +2

      😂

    • @orvilleredenpiller338
      @orvilleredenpiller338 6 месяцев назад +4

      "I'm sorry I can't come into work today. This level is too SICK."

    • @unadulterated
      @unadulterated 5 месяцев назад +2

      calling imp cliff to work

    • @Nebhead1986
      @Nebhead1986 Месяц назад +1

      @@williamsmith666 "So many people are off sick today it's a skeleton crew here, you have to come in"

  • @nich3897
    @nich3897 3 года назад +1455

    I think the thing we don't talk about enough is that not only was it 95 fucking attempts, but EVERY SINGLE ONE was commentated fully as if it was the run. That's absurd dedication; I'd be totally silent from aggravation and sore throat well before then

    • @umbaupause
      @umbaupause 3 года назад +265

      Well, most of them did only make it to the imp cliff to be fair.
      He did cross a lot of linedefs though.

    • @giZm
      @giZm 3 года назад +174

      @@umbaupause and spawned extra Revenants

    • @1lomi901
      @1lomi901 3 года назад +108

      @@giZm and didnt grab a lot of mega armor

    • @SkippiiKai
      @SkippiiKai 3 года назад +44

      I know he doesn't, but he could always copy and paste clips of the audio from earlier attempts.

    • @wallabra
      @wallabra 3 года назад +47

      He spread it out throughout multiple days, like any sane person would to retain their mental health impact at a safe level :D

  • @jimh4617
    @jimh4617 3 года назад +480

    Some fun stats!
    End By Location:
    Imp Cliff - 46
    Megasphere Secret (including teleport out) - 10
    Final Fight - 2
    Other - 28
    Intentional (Various Locations) - 8
    Records:
    Average Imp Cliff End Time - 15.17 Seconds
    Shortest Imp Cliff End - 11.54 Seconds
    Longest Imp Cliff End - 18.34 Seconds
    Shortest Run - #85 - 8.31 Seconds
    Longest Run - #75 - 1 Hour 21.91 Seconds
    Total Run Time (I know it's indicated by the intros, but I have the numbers already...) - 5 Hours 19 Minutes 48.43 Seconds
    Obviously this does not include practice, research, holding one's face in their hands, cursing an uncaring god, questioning life choices, etc.
    "We're gunna cross this Line Def here to spawn extra revenants, and then just keep running to the Imp Cliff" *Gaaahhhh*

    • @tonyplushyt2685
      @tonyplushyt2685 2 года назад +2

      yes good now i know

    • @wyattskinner697
      @wyattskinner697 11 месяцев назад +2

      What about average run length?

    • @SonicMaster519
      @SonicMaster519 7 месяцев назад

      It’s always 519! First, the Portal Radio video had that thing at 5:19:00 and now the longest run time was 5:19:48. Am I the chosen one?!

  • @IronCOG117
    @IronCOG117 3 года назад +1033

    Now playing Decino Stands No Chance, Featuring:
    - Decino
    - The Linedef to spawn extra enemies
    - The Imp Cliff ™
    - 422 Revenants (As Seen on Plutonia!)
    - Max damage Cyberdemon rockets
    - 19 simultaneous Arch-vile hitscans
    And a special guest appearance from:
    - The Lost Soul

    • @benismann
      @benismann 3 года назад +44

      To spawn extra REVENANTS
      He said this like 30000000 times in the video ans people still can't remember this bruh

    • @IronCOG117
      @IronCOG117 3 года назад +25

      @@benismann my dude, he says "extra enemies" several times as well, like at 12:10, and I didn't want to use Revenants twice. Please chill.

    • @benismann
      @benismann 3 года назад +34

      @@IronCOG117 no chill, i want to be mad

    • @neuromancerwintermute8614
      @neuromancerwintermute8614 2 года назад +9

      Featuring "spawn extra revenants" from the Doom series

    • @MegaWillBound4015
      @MegaWillBound4015 2 года назад +6

      @@benismann are you saying revenants aren't enemies.

  • @SpongeBobaFett
    @SpongeBobaFett 3 года назад +505

    Decino Pain Trilogy:
    1 - God Machine
    2 - Swim With the Whales
    3 - No Chance

    • @Caseofgames
      @Caseofgames 3 года назад +27

      I think number one should be replaced with Maelstrom.

    • @chrism1518
      @chrism1518 3 года назад +19

      @@Caseofgames
      Agreed. Maelstrom was way worse for ducino’s psyche.

    • @maazwaseem8313
      @maazwaseem8313 2 года назад +3

      *Quantum Strike Map 3* has entered the chat

    • @w.a.a.m
      @w.a.a.m 2 года назад +1

      Quantum Strike 99x9 es el cuarto miembro

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue Год назад +3

      4 - Up and Down

  • @marioluigimario6413
    @marioluigimario6413 3 года назад +1623

    You’ve done it. The phrases “imp cliff” and “trigger this linedef to spawn more revenants” are now burned in your mind. Congrats

    • @Jalmazing
      @Jalmazing 3 года назад +48

      That is the quote i will hear in my sleep, death bed and yearbook, i shall quote that

    • @MegaPday
      @MegaPday 3 года назад +49

      Extra Revenants would be a great username

    • @hegyak
      @hegyak 3 года назад +9

      I kept hearing Imp Glyph.

    • @arnox4554
      @arnox4554 3 года назад +29

      "And now we're going to cross the imp cliff..."
      "And now we're going to traverse the imp cliff..."
      "And now we're going to cross the imp cliff..."
      "And now we're going to cross the imp cliff..."
      "And now we're going to traverse the imp cliff..."
      "And now we're going to cross the imp cliff..."

    • @spinningchurro
      @spinningchurro 3 года назад +14

      Why did he cross the linedef?

  • @gronklahrswarcraft5711
    @gronklahrswarcraft5711 3 года назад +268

    If anybody wondered what road to becoming a doom god looks like, this is it. You gotta cross this linedef here, to spawn the extra revenants, then get past the imp cliff. It's that simple!

  • @atermite9583
    @atermite9583 3 года назад +898

    alt title: decino does a stupid thing and his sanity pays the price

    • @doomerrasa8475
      @doomerrasa8475 3 года назад +48

      Whoever submitted no chance to his viewersubs is probably cackling like skeletor right now

    • @Alpostpone
      @Alpostpone 3 года назад +26

      @@doomerrasa8475 "I can't remember when I've had a more pleasant day!"
      - Skeletor

    • @alexeyvlasenko6622
      @alexeyvlasenko6622 3 года назад +9

      @@doomerrasa8475 I think skeletor is one of the 200 revenants at the end. That particular one who killed decino right when he was about to finish it, in fact

    • @roxdbox
      @roxdbox 3 года назад +9

      another alt title: "decino triggers this linedef to spawn more revenants"

    • @DuringDark
      @DuringDark 3 года назад +2

      Alt alt title: Decino _can't_ stand No Chance

  • @ardag1439
    @ardag1439 2 года назад +173

    I like how decino knows the typical damage of every projectile and attack so he has reason to get mad when a revenant missile does 70 or a mancubus fireball does 64.

  • @robowisanveithasung6022
    @robowisanveithasung6022 3 года назад +609

    imp: this is HELL
    *decino falls*
    decino: literally

  • @moose5300
    @moose5300 3 года назад +142

    Teacher: "decino, you can't make a living narrating your hobbies, you're doomed to fail"
    decino: " I will, or Ill die trying!"
    Doom Gods: " Why not both?"

    • @Curlyheart
      @Curlyheart 2 года назад +2

      Was that pun intended?

    • @jobelplayedminecraft3700
      @jobelplayedminecraft3700 7 месяцев назад

      "decino, you will not zombieman in this life, you will gib without education, you will revenant without a job, you will not John Cormack!!!"

  • @SoundlessMound
    @SoundlessMound 3 года назад +567

    Killed by a Lost Soul.
    "The burning you feel? It is *SHAME!* "
    - Heavy, TF2

    • @davisdf3064
      @davisdf3064 3 года назад +21

      If fighting is sure to victory than you must fight!
      - Sun-Tzu, 1960s

    • @Destro65
      @Destro65 3 года назад +16

      @@davisdf3064 "And i say he knows a little more about fighting than you do pal, because he invented it!"
      -Soldier TF2

    • @Blutwind
      @Blutwind 3 года назад +4

      twice in 87 runs thats 2,3% of the runs ruined by Lost Souls

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 3 года назад +2

      @@Destro65
      "And then he perfected it so no living man could best him in the ring of honor!"

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 3 года назад +1

      @Ayden Ponce
      And then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one.
      Close but you were off by just a hair.

  • @btaadomoth792
    @btaadomoth792 3 года назад +100

    Doomguy after No Chance: What hell could possibly await in the path beyond?
    Doomguy after entering The fucking Underhalls: 🙁

  • @Chozo_Ghost
    @Chozo_Ghost 3 года назад +586

    It's always entertaining hearing decino's more "out of character" voice break out whenever he gets genuinely surprised

  • @delofon
    @delofon 2 года назад +76

    18:48 Oh my god. Normally you don't rage at your deaths and generally stay calm (yet still sad or maybe even devastated), but this... It must've been really bad for you to react like this. I hope you're doing well.

  • @greenguykanoe2912
    @greenguykanoe2912 3 года назад +520

    Drinking game: Take a shot whenever decino falls off the imp cliff

    • @jonathandorsey
      @jonathandorsey 3 года назад +69

      I don't want to die.

    • @Krecikdwamiljony
      @Krecikdwamiljony 3 года назад +40

      My liver says no

    • @midiman22000
      @midiman22000 3 года назад +66

      Take a shot whenever he crosses a linedef and spawns extra revenants

    • @lankymaccrazyhair264
      @lankymaccrazyhair264 3 года назад +17

      I'd like to have a liver, thank you very much

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 3 года назад +8

      Take a shot every time he traverses the imp cliff.

  • @BachTeen1
    @BachTeen1 3 года назад +58

    Decino: No acting, no screaming. Just my calmness.
    Also Decino at No Chance:

    • @vatsalmamgain5069
      @vatsalmamgain5069 2 года назад +6

      Decino: No Acting, No Screaming
      DeathDestiny: No Chance Pumpkinboi

  • @beanguyensonr
    @beanguyensonr 3 года назад +327

    No Chance had a chance to break Decino. Decino did not break. THE MAP BROKE BEFORE THE MAN DID

    • @AlmightStick
      @AlmightStick 3 года назад +37

      THE MAP BROKE BEFORE THE MAN DID!

    • @plazmasyt
      @plazmasyt 3 года назад +24

      You could say... it gave him a chance. c:

    • @etymos6644
      @etymos6644 3 года назад +5

      The map is still there. Waiting...

    • @RacingSnails64
      @RacingSnails64 3 года назад +22

      "Unbreakable.
      Incorruptible.
      Unyielding."

    • @Parenthasees
      @Parenthasees 3 года назад +18

      Decino stands!

  • @BlackShrink7
    @BlackShrink7 2 года назад +85

    Decino:
    Enemy analysis video - Archville has 5% pain chance do not try to cancel his attack by stun chance it can get you killed
    Also Decino:
    11:05 I'm going to stun an Archville

    • @darkknightknine9905
      @darkknightknine9905 Год назад +13

      It's been a while, but in that same video decino discussed that if you have the super shotgun (which he has equipped), then the actual chance to stun the Archvile is around 49% due to the high pellet count.

    • @doomcat4465
      @doomcat4465 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@darkknightknine9905 even though he missed like.. a third of the twenty pellets.

  • @SoundlessMound
    @SoundlessMound 3 года назад +418

    That thumbnail tho.
    Doomguy: "This is blasphemy! This is madness!"
    Imp: "Madness? THIS. IS. HECK!"

  • @terrytrollface
    @terrytrollface 3 года назад +99

    12:53 this should be the mancubus alert sound.

    • @benbro20
      @benbro20 12 дней назад +2

      I laughed so loud that I ran to my couch and laid down

    • @terrytrollface
      @terrytrollface 11 дней назад

      @@benbro20 lol, happy to make you laugh homie.

  • @eduardodiaz9942
    @eduardodiaz9942 3 года назад +412

    You can actually feel decino's sanity going further down the toilet with every attempt

  • @joanthedark
    @joanthedark 3 года назад +26

    The Schrodinger's Teleporter: You don't know if you'll be alive or not until you cross it.

  • @Healthyjet
    @Healthyjet 3 года назад +277

    3:56
    Decino: Get comfortable in this spot here
    Cyberdemon: Let’s not get too comfortable, shall we?

    • @seanjc6
      @seanjc6 3 года назад +4

      Bro i started dying. Decinos quick ass mouse reflex to look right at the cyberdemon killed me

  • @dingo-gorditas
    @dingo-gorditas 3 года назад +47

    1:33 i like how you can hear the absolute defeat, rage and disbelief in decino's voice

  • @jctheboy9155
    @jctheboy9155 3 года назад +400

    It's like a desinc joke,
    "First we'll cross a line over here to spawn extra revenants-" *dies*
    ...
    "First we'll cross a line over here..."

    • @daphats56
      @daphats56 3 года назад +66

      Now that we got the bfg the map is basically over

    • @chrissss696
      @chrissss696 3 года назад +10

      See ya maaaaate

    • @MadToxin2876
      @MadToxin2876 3 года назад +23

      DEsINc
      DEcINo
      Coincidence?

    • @Xioverze
      @Xioverze 2 года назад

      @@MadToxin2876 it's a misspelling it's desync

    • @GhostofFarta
      @GhostofFarta 2 года назад +8

      @@Xioverze desinc is some sort of youtuber

  • @samuelmillar9918
    @samuelmillar9918 3 года назад +39

    Videos like this really help to put in perspective how difficult and how impressive finishing maps like this are. It's easy to think "Oh, Decino is a Doom god, of course he finished X" while forgetting the learning of the map, practice and then failed attempts that go into successful runs.

  • @jellyjohn6969
    @jellyjohn6969 3 года назад +183

    When you get killed by a lost soul... You become a lost soul yourself.

  • @raptououour
    @raptououour 3 года назад +177

    3:50
    decino: hug the left wall, then get comfortable in this spot here.
    Cyberdemon: bonjour.

    • @DSteinman
      @DSteinman 3 года назад +7

      Cyberdemon: * tips fedora *

    • @ynotris
      @ynotris 2 года назад +2

      Cyberdemon: *knock knock*

    • @yobrethren
      @yobrethren 2 года назад +4

      "Why, good evening, doomguy-sir, how're you doing in this fine cave of hell?"

  • @elHorstio
    @elHorstio 3 года назад +309

    I guess the worst part is not dying over and over, but redoing the commentary any single time.

    • @iguana9173
      @iguana9173 3 года назад +10

      I agree with you there.

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 3 года назад +4

      Might as well have relied on prerecorded quotes for key moments, lol

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 3 года назад

      *Every

  • @ryanfitzgerald2816
    @ryanfitzgerald2816 3 года назад +25

    Death count 75 was a heartbreaker... "1 hour lost of my life" sums it up perfectly.

  • @n.e.m6588
    @n.e.m6588 3 года назад +294

    4:40 decino sound and Doomguy face expression is perfectly matched

    • @lanceFin85
      @lanceFin85 3 года назад +18

      Gold!!! 😆😆😆

    • @williamsmith666
      @williamsmith666 3 года назад +30

      That almost looked like a Terry trap for a second.

    • @iguana9173
      @iguana9173 3 года назад +6

      @@lanceFin85 platinum.

    • @xMTxcameron
      @xMTxcameron 3 года назад +6

      Hahaha! Nice spot, that is great!

    • @HenchGuyBlast
      @HenchGuyBlast 3 года назад +2

      Truly hilarious!

  • @StrangeDaysGaming
    @StrangeDaysGaming 3 года назад +31

    It's okay, decinos doggo is also a therapeutic support animal to help trauma victims

  • @pauloulisses3667
    @pauloulisses3667 3 года назад +190

    Decino reaction when the Cyberdemon surprised him at the "safe corner" is priceless

    • @iguana9173
      @iguana9173 3 года назад +2

      Yes definitely.

    • @Gemidori
      @Gemidori Год назад

      And the way he twirled right before opening fire!!!!! lmfao!!!!!

  • @nemtudom5074
    @nemtudom5074 3 года назад +31

    2:17 I love how he sees the rocket, and decides to comment on it, instead of stepping out of its way, lmao

  • @alexrexaros9837
    @alexrexaros9837 3 года назад +259

    It really is something when the least dangerous thing on your map isn't the Lava.

  • @hugh2861
    @hugh2861 2 года назад +13

    There is this sort of comfort while watching decino's map completion videos that no matter how bad a situation gets, he'll get through it since he (mostly) only includes successful runs.
    This video is like the opposite, with the hopelessness of knowing that it can only end in failure no matter how up things may look.
    Also, something something revenant linedef and imp cliff.

  • @coachnelle7277
    @coachnelle7277 3 года назад +85

    I've never heard the phrase "Imp cliff" before, but I think I've heard it more times today than I will for the rest of my life.

  • @AB0BA_69
    @AB0BA_69 3 года назад +16

    Decino at that 19:00 minute mark the (controlled) anger the frustration the tiredness... I felt it all man. I know you might think these are just doom videos, but you are creating art, dude.
    Also I watched your play-through. I’m a super casual doom player. I knew what you did was hard, but only after watching this video did I realize HOW hard. Amazing stuff dude.

  • @IntelligenceCorn
    @IntelligenceCorn 3 года назад +246

    It's impressive how you can make your commentary on the 87th attempt sound like it's your first attempt. You've earned your place among the Doom gods.

    • @TheWolfgangGrimmer
      @TheWolfgangGrimmer 3 года назад +1

      El Psy Kongroo

    • @krispinwah2784
      @krispinwah2784 3 года назад +3

      The 4th last word in your comment ❗❗❗

    • @IntelligenceCorn
      @IntelligenceCorn 3 года назад +3

      @@TheWolfgangGrimmer I don't think anyone has ever caught this reference before. Nice.

    • @chooseyouhandle
      @chooseyouhandle 3 года назад

      There are better doom players but decino does the best commentary

    • @Mike-ij3lu
      @Mike-ij3lu 2 года назад

      @@IntelligenceCorn sorry for asking,but what exactly is the reference?

  • @maurostrachwitz747
    @maurostrachwitz747 3 года назад +8

    Bad dreams in the night
    They told me I was going to lose UV-MAX
    Leave behind my wuthering, wuthering
    Wuthering Heights
    Impcliff, it's me, I'm Decino
    I've come home, I'm so cold
    Let me in your sector!

  • @katharizo
    @katharizo 3 года назад +87

    For the guy who was supposedly making a 'Random Decino Noises Compilation',this video was a freaking goldmine

  • @EffKayFower
    @EffKayFower 7 месяцев назад +3

    One thing Doom didn’t teach me but it certainly reinforced: frustrated with a task, put it down, go to sleep, try again.

  • @yaroslav_stupid
    @yaroslav_stupid 3 года назад +108

    top 86 saddest anime deaths

  • @chainsawplayin
    @chainsawplayin 3 года назад +15

    The longer it goes, the more decino starts sounding like my suicidal depressed friend.

  • @sirbill_greebi3811
    @sirbill_greebi3811 3 года назад +190

    Doomguy's face in the thumbnail is priceless.

  • @lolxd1137
    @lolxd1137 3 года назад +30

    A few months later
    decino: sees a cliff
    Also decino: **flashbacks intensifies**

  • @5udimax
    @5udimax 3 года назад +168

    18:55 I may have shit myself a bit, angry decino is scary

    • @iguana9173
      @iguana9173 3 года назад +22

      I almost spat out my beer at that part.

    • @christiangottsacker6932
      @christiangottsacker6932 3 года назад +8

      It's like dark jak

    • @spinningchurro
      @spinningchurro 3 года назад +8

      Dude this might seem dark but I come back to this video just to see that part again. There’s something about how his spirit is broken and he loses all hope, building up to the point where his rage breaks. He really, truly does hate himself at that point. I love it. It’s the absurd morbidity that fascinates me. I don’t know what it says about me.

    • @christiangottsacker6932
      @christiangottsacker6932 3 года назад +6

      @@spinningchurro it says a lot. You, Romero and adrian carmack would have been close.

    • @krystallinekris
      @krystallinekris 3 года назад +1

      @@christiangottsacker6932 Oh, and throw RubberRoss in there. His Mario Maker maps... jeez.

  • @AB0BA_69
    @AB0BA_69 3 года назад +21

    “We’re just going to cross a line def here to spawn extra revenants, then we gotta cross the Imp cliff...”
    That’s gonna be burned into my mind for a while. The persistence, the determination. You frigging nailed it Decino. Just goddddddamn. Hell Status: On Notice.

  • @Somloi
    @Somloi 3 года назад +50

    "Let's try to UV-fast No Chance" - Decino a year from now, probably

    • @Huncd6814
      @Huncd6814 3 года назад +1

      Or even at 1 billion subs lol

    • @benismann
      @benismann 3 года назад +2

      Under 40 minutes

    • @Gemidori
      @Gemidori 3 года назад

      The year after
      "Time to do a pacifist speedrun No Chance on Nightmare"

  • @ИгорьДушкин-ш1к
    @ИгорьДушкин-ш1к 3 года назад +10

    25:51 Decino made a wierd mash up of "Bruh" and "Blyat" so it came out sounding like "Bryah"

  • @OldBehexendoom
    @OldBehexendoom 3 года назад +87

    8:22 Decino's melting voice

  • @brandonroque2226
    @brandonroque2226 Год назад +4

    That is an absolutely filthy amount of Revenants at the end there.

  • @GurKinGler
    @GurKinGler 3 года назад +35

    ''Just gonna cross this line def... and then onto the imp cliff..''

    • @MountainLWolf
      @MountainLWolf 3 года назад +5

      Line def, imp cliff, listen to that metal riff. 🤘

  • @lancebaylis3169
    @lancebaylis3169 3 года назад +8

    Decino's voice is usually so calm amd measured and cool as a cacodemon while doing these playthroughs, so it's genuinely amusing to hear your voice go up ten octaves when something like that surprise Cybe spawns 😁

  • @theminecraft4202
    @theminecraft4202 3 года назад +45

    alternate title: Decino vs Clifford the Imp

  • @kevinuploadingwhatever
    @kevinuploadingwhatever 3 года назад +10

    This is what happens if hell literally put all of its demons in one level just to fuck with doom guy

  • @retrocoach16
    @retrocoach16 3 года назад +50

    "Dance with the Revenants" should be your Indian name.
    Also 18:48 : decino begin a transformation into a demon, it really scares me out

  • @lucylearete6042
    @lucylearete6042 3 года назад +4

    Watching all of the deaths not only makes you appear more human, but makes the initial achievement all the more monumental. This is truly a trophy for you to display proudly!

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 3 года назад +49

    Back then : *"UV is impossible, it's only reserved for Doom gods."*
    decino now : *_"Challenge accepted"_*
    decino has become one of the gods xD

    • @borpothewizard
      @borpothewizard 3 года назад +1

      Pretty much

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura 3 года назад +6

      The ancient ones?

    • @MrDoomGrey
      @MrDoomGrey 3 года назад +4

      He never was the same after conquering the God Machine

    • @williamsmith666
      @williamsmith666 3 года назад +1

      @@ikagura "IA IA decino fthagn."

  • @theeldritchtruth852
    @theeldritchtruth852 3 года назад +4

    These are always so heartbreaking to watch :(
    You truly are a trooper, decino.

  • @jeisonlucio
    @jeisonlucio 3 года назад +131

    Decino, thank you.
    You made me literally cry at 18:45.
    I just got fired for the 2nd time in less than a year and I felt the same way you did, hating myself and wanting to rage quit life.
    Now I see all it takes is persistence.
    Thank you.

    • @decino
      @decino  3 года назад +84

      Stay strong.

    • @carpediemarts705
      @carpediemarts705 3 года назад +20

      If at 85th time you don't succeed,
      Reload and try again.

    • @0DanteMayCry0
      @0DanteMayCry0 2 года назад

      You're just a loser. Exceptionally, if that makes you cry.

  • @stephensodergren2679
    @stephensodergren2679 2 года назад +8

    I felt so bad for you decino at the end of night 1 when out of sheer frustration you were hating yourself. Dude you just tried a nearly impossible map 64 times at that point, which is probably about 50 times more than I would’ve tried it. Lol You are hands down my favorite Doom streamer and I really admire your dedication and hard work to bring us such great content. I know this was posted 8 months ago, but congrats for completing it!

  • @vibemasterkorosu2469
    @vibemasterkorosu2469 3 года назад +34

    Legend says world peace has been restablished when Decino completed No chance in UV. Absolute mad lad

  • @XzMondayNightzX
    @XzMondayNightzX 3 года назад +5

    "Just don't die lmao."
    "And probably die eeeeeeeeee oh yup.."
    "We're going to jump to the imp cliff and.. die."
    "Just run and die."
    "Let's just freaking die."
    The parallels of decino. Also very loud cyberdemon rocket explosions for all those times it's been humiliated.

  • @Dianbler
    @Dianbler 3 года назад +76

    Take a shot everytime decino says "imp cliff" and dies.

    • @raynescott4928
      @raynescott4928 3 года назад +7

      Alcohol poisoning lol

    • @nintonic20
      @nintonic20 3 года назад

      You would be seriously drunk

    • @alreed2434
      @alreed2434 3 года назад

      If you want to wake up with you're liver walking out.

  • @TheGrayMysterious
    @TheGrayMysterious 3 года назад +9

    The only way this map could be any meaner is if the words "FUCK YOU" appeared above the heads of every new demon that spawns or rises from the ground

  • @tbone9474
    @tbone9474 3 года назад +41

    3:56 that's it, we've lost him, decino is starting using memes

  • @ditmarvanbelle1061
    @ditmarvanbelle1061 3 года назад +3

    Doomguy simply accepting the lava, standing perfectly still and taking it all in for his final seconds before the sweet release of death is an oddly solemn moment. In my mind's eye I can almost picture him salute the flag as he sinks deeper into the molten slag, firm and steadfast in his resolve despite the silent agony.

  • @AlmightStick
    @AlmightStick 3 года назад +19

    Man shoutout to Decino for constantly providing commentary in the same area, over and over, and over. He did not burn out or anything. "Now Im going to cross the Imp Cliff..."

  • @trashrat8365
    @trashrat8365 3 года назад +21

    Alternative title: Dario Casali vicariously rends a man’s sanity 86 times

    • @williamsmith666
      @williamsmith666 3 года назад +4

      Sometimes I'd love to know where Dario keeps his surplus of revenants and chaingunners...

    • @expendableround6186
      @expendableround6186 3 года назад +8

      @@williamsmith666
      That stash is most likely a locker somewhere in Black Mesa.

    • @maazwaseem8313
      @maazwaseem8313 Год назад

      ??
      Dario Casali didn't make this map, Death-Destiny did

  • @cozzalozza9089
    @cozzalozza9089 3 года назад +118

    I know I already brought up the topic, but what is your secret Decino? You can keep calm after so many deaths and rarely having a little moment, or leaving for a while. Its honestly surprising watching you dismiss a 20 minute run and retrying. I respect that a lot.

    • @decino
      @decino  3 года назад +129

      Tunnel vision and determination.

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 3 года назад +28

      Pure distilled stubbornness.

    • @soulsand4287
      @soulsand4287 2 месяца назад

      ​@decino I have that, but only to spite people who deserve it, or to commit to the bit.

  • @eljaminlatour6633
    @eljaminlatour6633 3 года назад +18

    4:00 wow, that voice pitch change.

  • @chrismingay6005
    @chrismingay6005 3 года назад +36

    Ooof you have some patience with your commentary each and every time!
    DEATH STATS:
    Lava 21
    Revenant 21
    Cyberdemon 17
    Mancubus 10
    Heavy Weapon Dude 5
    Imp 3
    Spider Mastermind 3
    Lost Soul 2
    Baron of Hell 2
    decino 1
    Arch-vile 1

    • @jove1155
      @jove1155 2 года назад +6

      I have different counts:
      Imp cliff: 83
      Other: 3

  • @evenfallabeksylt9271
    @evenfallabeksylt9271 3 года назад +4

    As is typical for your outtakes videos, this one is both heartbreaking and inspiring.
    So from all those ultimate-battle type of maps I gather that the key factor to finally beating a super hard, long, grindy level is just not to care about dying, even if it's one hour into the map and to the very last monster alive. You die - you just shrug and start all over, until Hell's final bastion falls. Psychology is just as crucial as actual skill and luck, if not more.

  • @animaegray
    @animaegray 3 года назад +27

    That imp cliff seems like a safety hazard

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 3 года назад +1

      I doubt OSHA is on board with it.

  • @MarkMeadows90
    @MarkMeadows90 3 года назад +2

    I came here to watch the outtakes and many attempts being made before I go watch the hour long video of you completing this level. Mad props as always decino. I couldn't even try this on Hurt Me Plenty if I dared to.

  • @naratakaramizawa3687
    @naratakaramizawa3687 3 года назад +42

    My therapist: the Imp cliff is not real it can't hurt you
    The Imp cliff:

  • @Dweller12-tu5on
    @Dweller12-tu5on Месяц назад +2

    I love that thumbnail
    Doomguy: "Madman! You're a madman!"
    Imp: "Hell and lava, oh you'll find plenty of both down there!"
    Doomguy: "No creature, demon or human, nobody threatens a Sargeant!"
    Imp: "You bring the wrath of your race to MY city steps, you insult my king, you threaten my hellscape with ripping and tearing! Oh I've chosen my actions carefully human, perhaps you should have done the same"
    Doomguy: "This is blasphemy, this is madness!"
    Imp: "Madness? THIS. IS HELLLL!!!"

  • @Healthyjet
    @Healthyjet 3 года назад +16

    I’ve reached a point where I feel numbed by Decino’s insane accomplishments

  • @Xeotroid
    @Xeotroid 3 года назад +11

    If this didn't do the trick, I don't think we're getting decino swearing in Dutch anytime soon.

  • @georgeheilman885
    @georgeheilman885 3 года назад +6

    The most cinematic and epic of your outtakes videos. I should say they ought to all be like this, but then again, this map is special.

  • @rodylermglez
    @rodylermglez 3 года назад +3

    I liked that part where he crossed the linedef to spawn extra revenants and then ran to the cliff to get kicked into the lava by an imp.

  • @leonhighwind2305
    @leonhighwind2305 3 года назад +14

    The sheer stubbornness and determination needed to persevere through this many failures in a row is beyond amazing. Decino, you deserve a medal and a statue in the Hall of the Doomgods.

  • @n00f
    @n00f 3 года назад +5

    14:45 he knows, he KNOWS, he'll die when he teleports. The damage spike is too severe, so he knows he'll take at least one hit. And he perseveres. Absolute lunacy.

  • @nasar4334
    @nasar4334 3 года назад +21

    5:46 "wow what a view" *Arch vile flashbacks*

  • @queerkobold4374
    @queerkobold4374 3 года назад +9

    decino: Picks up berserk
    Also decino: guess ill die

  • @atomicleon1519
    @atomicleon1519 3 года назад +29

    4:40 Doomguy's head went crazy lol

  • @andreaspapadopoulos7502
    @andreaspapadopoulos7502 3 года назад +2

    "im gonna cross this linedef to spawn extra revenants" I must have heard this like 1000s of times I can still hear it playing in my head.

  • @bertoldus5928
    @bertoldus5928 3 года назад +49

    3:56 (insert perfectly cut scream)

  • @dormiens3923
    @dormiens3923 3 года назад +2

    This is probably the most lively and emotive I've ever heard decino's voice get

  • @Michael-hu2fb
    @Michael-hu2fb 3 года назад +6

    decino's wife after hearing him talk about the linedef to spawn more revenants and the imp cliff for the 86th time

  • @HeussG09
    @HeussG09 3 года назад +9

    26:04 "Cross the imp-aaa dimp-aaa doopity dee, watch me slowly lose my sanity"

  • @theultimateshadowgunmercen751
    @theultimateshadowgunmercen751 3 года назад +49

    I dare Decino to do a plasma rifle only playthrough of eternal .

    • @jasonfoley6502
      @jasonfoley6502 3 года назад +8

      That's insane.

    • @theultimateshadowgunmercen751
      @theultimateshadowgunmercen751 3 года назад +9

      @@jasonfoley6502 better than a combat shotgun only playthrough

    • @johnspartan2096
      @johnspartan2096 3 года назад +10

      @@theultimateshadowgunmercen751 with auto shotgun mod of course

    • @mts9266
      @mts9266 3 года назад +9

      How to make yourself hate eternal: a comprehensive guide

    • @doomerrasa8475
      @doomerrasa8475 3 года назад +2

      I think gimmick playthroughs of nudoom is outside of his niche, but I'd obviously enjoy it if he ever did it.

  • @bricoschmoo1897
    @bricoschmoo1897 3 года назад +2

    "Absence of light" by Symphony X seems like a particularly appropriate choice of song for this nightmare !

  • @Elk-Screech
    @Elk-Screech 3 года назад +121

    16:59 i finally found the real life unf

  • @lancebaylis3169
    @lancebaylis3169 3 года назад +2

    This is so compelling. It's like watching movie outtakes. I want to let you know how much we appreciate your dedication to creating these awesome vids 😊