I had a dream that I was in a gas station. Then suddenly there was a transgender Gary busey on a unicycle and he started riding toward me laughing. I ran into a different isle where he couldn't see me. When he came around the corner I tackled him.We fought for a bit and then I pulled out his spine and skull like in the predator movie . Then I walked to the counter and bought some candy. That is where the dream ended.
I had a dream that I was captured in a lab, and some evil scientists mutated me into a horrible monster (think Necromorph). I felt the changes too, like my torso ripping in half to make way for the long-ass spine, my arms and legs growing long, and my jaw dislocating to make room for knife-long teeth. There was blood everywhere, and all I could feel was rage at my "creators" for turning me into this thing. I spent the rest of the dream/ nightmare killing all of them, sacrificing myself in the process. I have no idea if that meant anything, but it sounds like it'd make a sick anime scene lol.
I had a dream where I went to a picnic at night in the middle of the desert. I look up at the sky and the stars were HUGE. The stars then started to move in a synchronized motion. I turn around and there is another formation of stars that are flying towards the first formation. I find out that the stars are actually alien spaceships in the middle of a battle, shooting each other with lasers. One spaceship is shot down and crashes in the distance. The explosion caused a mushroom cloud and killed me and everyone around me. That's when I woke up.
One time I had a dream that the lava monster from Moana was in my living room, and then a human-sized hamster in an army helmet came up to me and said “we need to eradicate it” and then handed me a juice box. The juice box also functioned as a phone, and had a tiny minigun on it. I then skated around on *nonexistent skates* and shot at the lava monster while the walls of my house fell away to reveal endless darkness. The walls morphed to form a deadly obstacle course, and I skated along, dodging fire and shooting the lava monster. I promise I’m not on drugs 😅
Had a dream where I died and went to a cultist afterlife. The realm was perpetual darkness with many castle walls linked by dirt paths. While walking along the path I met a girl wearing a hood and armour. I had never seen her before but she starting reciting a poem which despite not knowing, I was able to recite it with her. When the poem finished she hugged me and claimed that we were previously bonded by marriage and I did not remember her. This was so fascinating to me I'm writing it into a book xD
When I was a kid I had a dream that I was at a sleepover at a mansion the size of a mall with 20 other kids. Out the window I saw a dark void, and when we went to the gift shop that apparently was in the mansion for some reason, a flying squid the size of the Empire State Building broke through the windows with its tentacles, grabbing several kids, and then dancing and shaking the kids like maracas. Wtf is wrong with me, and why do I always have endless voids in my dreams??
Super excited to finally be on one of these! Love watching you guys so much! Got my brother hooked on your videos too, so I had to call him and let him know I got on here haha! Also, I didn't stay up late to watch the Boohbahs, I just woke up at 5 am every morning for no reason. Watched Teletubbies too lol
Oh god my little brother was obsessed with Boobahs when he was like 2 or 3 years old. He was usually super hyper but when Boobahs came on he would sit still and watch the show without making a sound or moving. There was a bit where there was a suit case in the middle of a field of grass and this narrator with a British accent says "It's a suitcase." then there was a pause and immediately my little brother farts. Lmao. I nearly died of laughter and never forgot that memory.
The spiders love to get their nails done while their kids play on the jungle gym. Makes total sense they'd like to climb about on monkey bars and make webs together and shit.
My weirdest dream was finding justin bieber in a lake (that doesn't even exist) in my home town. He somehow was a dolphin... like, he looked nothing like justin bieber but I, for some reason, knew he was the biebs. I then took him home and brought him in my dad's bedroom where my sister and my dad used his fins to do geometry homework (that was specifically weird). Bieber then proceeded to stand up (i don't know how) and sing the first verse of his song first dance over and over again, right into my face. Fucking weird but still somehow enjoyable for me. edit: it was actually the song somebody to love...
When I was 6 years old, I had a recurring dream where I was depserately trying to sleep while Satan kept turning on the light with hellish laughter. I was so damn frustrated! Btw., listening to Austin and Jared on how to fist fight a rhino was just the best ;D
I wish I’d seen y’all asking about our weird dreams sooner! I used to have dreams of completely random 20-30 second situations, wake up, forget about them, then have them happen in real life. I’d sit there for a good while thinking about the random thing our band director was showing the class, or something my sister had just told me and wonder why I had such an intense sense of deja vu before finally being like “oh yeah, I’ve dreamt this before.”
I have this weird ability where I can force myself awake. Everytime I feel like something is about to go down in a dream, I just force my eyes open and wake up.
One of my dreams I opened for my favorite band once, and after the show in the back we hung out and they liked our music so much we went on tour and at the end of the tour we had an emotional goodbye and the lead singer/guitarist drew a symbol that I drew as soon as I woke up and now it’s the logo on my custom guitar I made, getting tattooed on me and is my bands logo.
11:40 Lol, my sister and I nicknamed our dog Boohbah even though her real name is Korra. Specifically, we used a goofy high pitched voice as if it was the dog talking in the third person and referring to herself as Boohbah. For years our mom thought we were just making some random noise until we showed her a picture of Boohbahs. She thought it was the weirdest shit, but we still call her Boohbah more often than her real name.
I just remembered a nightmare I had years ago. It was probably the most metal dream I have ever had and probably will ever have. The setting was a desert city, think Mad Maxx Fury Road if it wasn't post apocalyptic. There was this weird ass machine that was like one of those giant mining trucks, but it ran on the bodies of half-demon looking people. The truck bed acted as the fuel tank, and it was full of dismembered corpses; me and a handful of those half-demons were alive in there, I was just standing there freaking out or something but the others were walking around eating bits of body. I woke up feeling a little sick.
Last night I had a dream that I was at my school's band practice. There was a store worth of food and I was eating it all. Then there was a fellow metalhead at my school playing the guitar part of Psychosocial on a grand piano and my friend and I were screaming the chorus. Probably the most pleasant dream I've ever had.
I often have dreams interchanging positions with myself, and a video game character. What I mean is, I start off with me playing some game, and then I end up being in it. I've even had dreams where even though I'm not playing a game, I'm doing the kind of moves (climbing, jumping, etc.) that you see in a video game. I've also had a lot of dreams where I'm trying to stay safe from a zombie outbreak. On the other hand, I've never had a completely lucid dream. The most that has happened is I realized that the world I'm in is a dream, so whatever happens doesn't matter; but I haven't been able to completely control myself, or the events around me. I've pinched myself once in a dream, which had me confirm that it was because there was no pain.
Some my weirdest ones so far that I remember: - Waking up, but still remaining in the dream (Inception) - Climbing a tall building to find its roof covered with scorpions - Raining ink black water - Seeing my mom wake up, and another "clone" of her asleep, about whom she (awake) asks, who that is
Lucid dreams are the worst. Once had a lucid nightmare and woke from it screaming, only to later realize i was still dreaming and the monster was still after me. Finally woke up for real and felt really disoriented.
I just remembered while watching this that a few months ago I had a dream that Jake and Logan Paul were trying to get into my house and I was holding them off with my pocket knife.
11:38 I have a ton of weird dreams, but instead am going to share something from irl. In college, I hadn't slept for probably going on 40 hours. I got home from class, was channel surfing, and ran across Boohbah. That shit + insomnia was HILARIOUS. Would probably work high as well. But the paranoia might just make it scary. They also inexplicably make farting noises when they do their little dance.
i have a severe condition about nightmares,and they always have people I know and love in them,and they always hurt me(during the nightmares)...So when I wake up I just stay mad at them for weeks because of my condition that makes me think that my nightmares were actually real life
When I was 7 I had this dream where I was at recess and someone wanted my swing and as soon as I got off the swing this massive pitch black abyss opened up and as soon as I fell in I woked up sweating.
I had a friend who told me she had a dream where there was this weird guy just following her and making puns, I was watching one of your videos at the time and she points to Austin and says that he was the weird man making the puns. She has never seen one of your videos before.
my dreams go on for like an hour and every second something new is happening and i can barely tell whats going on and i cant even describe half the shit I see
My scariest dream yet: So when me and my brother were younger, we used to sleep over almost every weekend at my grandparents house. They are literally our neighbors so we walked there. I recently dreamed about doing that again but in the middle of the night me and my brother heard terrifying evil dark screams. My brother didn’t care but I freaked the fuck out, which is a pretty realistic situation. He isn’t scared of anything and I start crying when I see a small bug, anyway I‘m drifting off. So my brother is like „The screams are from the farm, lets look“ and then we went down and opened the door to the farm where the cows are and such and everything looked normal. My brother then found a locked door in the ground hidden under hay. The key was laying next to it, so we opened it. The screams were so fucking loud at this point and it was pitch black. I remember turning on my phone flash light and seeing cages after cages filled with bony death looking beings. All of them had red glowing eyes long tongues and sharp teeth. They all looked at me and I froze and couldn’t move anymore. I felt myself being pushed to them without being able to control it. I screamed for help, my brothers head suddenly fell off and blood spilled everywhere. I tried resisting but soon I was face to face to one of these terrifying beings. I remember exactly what they looked like. Google Rettei Maske, that’s how they looked like. He then ripped my clothing off and then I woke up sweating like hell and being so happy it was just a dream. Seriously that was so terrifying.
I googled that and my immediate reaction was "HOLY FUCK! Good Lord that's terrifying!" I have no idea how that didn't make you have a fucking heart attack or some shit.
I once had a dream where I met Jonathan Davis at some music festival and talk for a moment then we both broke into somebody’s house. At the time I didn’t think, or even listened to Korn. It bother me for a week, and then I looked them up because I had seen Davis once before and recognized he was from Korn.
I had a dream once that I was in a blizzard and I stopped to ask for help and it just happened to be your house Jared, so we proceeded to just hang out and play music.
Ok 10:00 now I'm just imagining a group of people terrified in a house, then one of them looks out of a window and all you hear is bah dah dah dah dah.
Lol, my favorite band is Alice in Chains, and one night I dreamt about going to their concert and meeting all the guys and then they invited me to be in the band with them. We were on tour and when we finished with the tour I asked the guys if any of them was free the day after to go to my mom's place with me and surprise her cause she loves Alice in Chains too. It turned out that Sean and Jerry were free that day so we drove to my mom's place in a black Lamborghini that had really awesome speakers and while we were on our way there we were listening to the Alice in Chains Dirt album and rocking out to it on full volume. When we arrived to my mom's house I called her and told her that I got her a Lamborghini, but I didn't tell her about Sean and Jerry coming with me. She walked up to the car and then the guys and I got out of it and she just stood there and didn't know what to say. I told her to give us a ride in the car and then I woke up. When I told my mom about that dream the other day the only thing she said was: "Congratulations for getting invited in the band" and then she told me how she dreamt about going on an Alice in Chains concert with Eddie Vedder and Chris Cornell and she saw me and Layne singing together and she yelled "THAT'S MY DAUGHTER EVERYONE!" but nobody except Chris and Eddie heard her.
I had a dream where i was just seeing the 2d gameplay of some arcade game that does NOT exist. It was similar to galaga but the ship had very detailed features and it moved a little differently too. There was game music and it was music that my brain totally composed in the dream. It sounded muffled with a strong (and fast) bass melody, with a highpitched tinny sounding synth playing its own glitchy sounding melody. I actually recreated the music in Ableton and got it almost EXACTLY spot on. The background of the level also didn’t exist, something my brain made up. It looked JUST like something from Galaga ‘88 but did not exist. My mind literally made up a video game in a dream lmao
Tl;Dr at the top because its long- basically a few dream stories, most awful but some good. Further back when i was 14, i once was standing in a guy’s driveway and under his truck (but far enough out from under for me to see and grab them) were some really huge and mysterious looking guns. They all sort of resembled the Wunderwaffle from Cod Zombies but were different and different from eachother. He was telling me about them and so i picked one up, shooting it at the sky. The WHOLE sky stopped working and it was suddenly pitch black everywhere, the moon turning to a dark red color while looking like bits were blown away. When the sky turned off the world made a sound like an engine was turning off and suddenly everything was super quiet until he said “ohh fuck..look what you did”. Suddenly the sky turns back on and i’m still looking up, things look normal again until i look over at him and his face turns into some kind of demonic version of him. His eyes are huge and look like empty black space, his mouth being stretched wide open having the same features. I hear a loud shriek from him and i jolt awake, shaking and sweating. I also remember a dream where the US government basically started Marshal Law when i was 16. They basically sent out their police and military to just shoot down any civilians they see if they were out past a certain time or if they just felt like it. My mom somehow owned an armored Jeep in the dream and it was loaded with guns. We were in the garage with the garage door open before we see headlights. It’s dim outside but not quite dark yet so i see the whole vehicle too. We all are like “oh fuck fuck fuck” and hide behind the jeep but they see us. We hear gunfire and we start shooting back, taking cover behind the Jeep. I woke up before my mom and my friend were hurt. More recently, i was living in the Minecraft world but my family and i were normal people, and something BAD happened between my dad and i. We got in a fight over something and i accidentally killed him somehow. I freaked out so hard and started crying as i “jump ran” (in Minecraft when you sprint and jump at the same time to go faster) in some odd direction until i reached a different biome. I started building a house in a tall tree and hid there, thinking i would just live there for the rest of my life and no one would find me. The rest of my family did find me and i was just so sad and scared, and i was basically begging for their forgiveness and all of that kind of stuff. Me and my dad have a good relationship irl so that all made no sense. In 2017 i had a dream where either the rapture happened or something killed me and a bunch of other important people, but we all ended up together after one of those two things happened. We all just appeared in this church-like room all dressed up nice, and looked around at eachother, laughing and talking like it was any other day despite the odd setting and events. We were watching video footage of what looked like spectator footage of funny and other positive memories we all had from third person POV, even things in the future that i haven’t witnessed or experienced yet. A guy suddenly introduces himself before us as his tour guide, and we were given a tour of one of the common areas of heaven. It was like a beautiful village with stone brick bridges and sidewalks, a few statues here and there, that sort of thing. There was no mandatory money there, but you could trade for something if you wanted to give back to a shop of any sort. I had a long distance relationship at that time and i was suddenly thinking “omg i have to see if he made it”, so i reached for my pocket and pulled out my phone. I clicked the power button but it turned off, rebooting with a different operating system. It looked like iOS but it said “infinity” where the carrier text goes on the top left (says Verizon irl). It had instantly fast internet and cell service. I texted him something and he replied! We planned to meet up but i woke up before it happened. We were also able to sort of fly but not with wings, we just sort of did it the way you float around in minecraft creative mode LOL.
1030 to 1040. When Austin is laughing too intense that he cant talk for a second was the best part of the video for me. For some reason, his laugh is sometimes funnier that the joke 😂😂😂
I had a dream where Disturbed was setting up for a concert in my Grandparents’ living room of all places. I asked what song they were gonna play and it was Hell off their B-side album The Lost Children. I was visibly disappointed by this because I tried to be a little Puritan at 14, (I come from a devout, Evangelical Christian family, and I still am one as well) and they looked pissed enough to kill me. I ran away and that’s the last thing I remember.
I had a dream where i became bass player and got a band to save the world from robots at an art museum in a fight while blasting metal music. Was pretty fucking awesome since we literally had thanos on drums. Best dream ive ever had so far
Once I dreamt that I was a soviet dictator and i was comig back to Moscow on a horse. The first thing that came in my head when I woke up was "wow that was pretty weird, I can't ride a horse"
Dude, I just dream all the time that I've just gotten up and gotten ready for my day, but it turns out that I'm just STILL ASLEEP and miss my bus. The absolute worst.
Oh but they're always in 3rd person because I'm basically just thinking though all of the things that I need to do, not like photographic what I would see
I once had a dream of DickeyDines getting sponsored by War Robots
Me too, a man can dream, can't he?
One day, brother...One day
Well, it happened 😌
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@@sagnik8432 Yeah, my dream came true :)
The spiders were all like three feet tall. Also, super stoked that my dream made it into this video
🤣😭
Wow. What a coincidence that you, me, and the 2 ton frog all had the same dream.
2:02 I MADE IT BOYS 🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼🤙🏼 and no Jared, I never did drugs 😂😂
Username checks out.
Seeing one of your comments or memes or whatever being featured in a video is literally the best feeling though
dixsonsnn same
Are u related to jake Thompson (the comment before u)
Myles M I don’t think so haha
AYYYY I MADE IT IN A VIDEO! I am constantly having weird dreams honestly but that one really stuck with me hahaha
Something with the letter two... Way to go Jared
That lawnmower in the background made me think, that i am listening to the most beautiful background-drone-music ever. Love you.
I am the fiancé that was indeed awaken by Kayla Crawford laughing in her sleep. Twas odd indeed.
Holy shit the legend has appeared
Bro imagine a giant spider play a blast beat!
Ilia Rusev it will be infant inialators drummer
Yeah. Aaron Kitcher is already there.
I had a dream that I was in a gas station. Then suddenly there was a transgender Gary busey on a unicycle and he started riding toward me laughing. I ran into a different isle where he couldn't see me. When he came around the corner I tackled him.We fought for a bit and then I pulled out his spine and skull like in the predator movie . Then I walked to the counter and bought some candy. That is where the dream ended.
That sounds like something Gary Busey would do.
that sounds like something gary busey would yell to the person next to him on the plane
Did you watch any Gary Busey movies as of recently prior to the dream??
"I had a dream once that a giant turkey was walking around my town shitting out washing machines."
Austin: "was it malicious?"
I had a dream that I was captured in a lab, and some evil scientists mutated me into a horrible monster (think Necromorph). I felt the changes too, like my torso ripping in half to make way for the long-ass spine, my arms and legs growing long, and my jaw dislocating to make room for knife-long teeth. There was blood everywhere, and all I could feel was rage at my "creators" for turning me into this thing. I spent the rest of the dream/ nightmare killing all of them, sacrificing myself in the process.
I have no idea if that meant anything, but it sounds like it'd make a sick anime scene lol.
Woah, that's sick af
top ten anime revenge scenes?
Always love DickeyDines Show vids
Some of my weirdest dreams are with Jared and Austin.
Hey, that's me at 6:42 :)
This was fucking great! Never laughed so hard during one of your videos, that's saying something. Make this a series!
I had a dream where I went to a picnic at night in the middle of the desert. I look up at the sky and the stars were HUGE. The stars then started to move in a synchronized motion. I turn around and there is another formation of stars that are flying towards the first formation. I find out that the stars are actually alien spaceships in the middle of a battle, shooting each other with lasers. One spaceship is shot down and crashes in the distance. The explosion caused a mushroom cloud and killed me and everyone around me. That's when I woke up.
inhale screaming pt 2?
A7XFAN 115 A7x fan.
Has a slipknot logo
I agree, we as the fanbase deserve an even suckier song
7:27 A glass box? Of death?
Sorry I couldn't help myself
Next Episode: Paranormal Experiences!!!
I’m so disappointed I couldn’t contribute because I don’t remember my dreams 😢
Ashton Holtzen-Riley saammeee
One time I had a dream that the lava monster from Moana was in my living room, and then a human-sized hamster in an army helmet came up to me and said “we need to eradicate it” and then handed me a juice box. The juice box also functioned as a phone, and had a tiny minigun on it.
I then skated around on *nonexistent skates* and shot at the lava monster while the walls of my house fell away to reveal endless darkness.
The walls morphed to form a deadly obstacle course, and I skated along, dodging fire and shooting the lava monster. I promise I’m not on drugs 😅
I'm Weird that sounds pretty rad.
Had a dream where I died and went to a cultist afterlife. The realm was perpetual darkness with many castle walls linked by dirt paths. While walking along the path I met a girl wearing a hood and armour. I had never seen her before but she starting reciting a poem which despite not knowing, I was able to recite it with her. When the poem finished she hugged me and claimed that we were previously bonded by marriage and I did not remember her.
This was so fascinating to me I'm writing it into a book xD
My weirdest dream was I was on a skating rink sword fighting a human sized candle stick but instead of swords we had hockey sticks. I suck at skating.
AUSTIN! COME TO FINLAND AND WE WILL TAKE A HELLISH LÖYLY IN THE SAUNA!
The fetish of being devoured be something is vore...I think
“6 in the morning if you stayed up that late”
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE!
Jared knows Castlevania.. Ok I like him even more now :D
Holy shit. I had tears on my eyes on the hard/soft eggs bit.
When I was a kid I had a dream that I was at a sleepover at a mansion the size of a mall with 20 other kids.
Out the window I saw a dark void, and when we went to the gift shop that apparently was in the mansion for some reason, a flying squid the size of the Empire State Building broke through the windows with its tentacles, grabbing several kids, and then dancing and shaking the kids like maracas.
Wtf is wrong with me, and why do I always have endless voids in my dreams??
Being a bassist is actually amazing
You guys are so Washington that you don't know about the different egg finishes lmao!
Super excited to finally be on one of these! Love watching you guys so much! Got my brother hooked on your videos too, so I had to call him and let him know I got on here haha!
Also, I didn't stay up late to watch the Boohbahs, I just woke up at 5 am every morning for no reason. Watched Teletubbies too lol
Oh god my little brother was obsessed with Boobahs when he was like 2 or 3 years old. He was usually super hyper but when Boobahs came on he would sit still and watch the show without making a sound or moving. There was a bit where there was a suit case in the middle of a field of grass and this narrator with a British accent says "It's a suitcase." then there was a pause and immediately my little brother farts. Lmao. I nearly died of laughter and never forgot that memory.
I had to replay the bit where Austin is pretending to be a crocodile cuddling Jared and chomps at him like 3 or 4 times lmao XD
I Just Wish These Videos would Never End 😭
Jared at the beginning of this video is a mood
Please act some of these out for a video! 1000/10 would watch!
Love Austin's shirt👌
The spiders love to get their nails done while their kids play on the jungle gym. Makes total sense they'd like to climb about on monkey bars and make webs together and shit.
I love these videos, there so funny
My weirdest dream was finding justin bieber in a lake (that doesn't even exist) in my home town. He somehow was a dolphin... like, he looked nothing like justin bieber but I, for some reason, knew he was the biebs. I then took him home and brought him in my dad's bedroom where my sister and my dad used his fins to do geometry homework (that was specifically weird). Bieber then proceeded to stand up (i don't know how) and sing the first verse of his song first dance over and over again, right into my face.
Fucking weird but still somehow enjoyable for me.
edit: it was actually the song somebody to love...
HARD LOL at Biebsy dolphin xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
When I was 6 years old, I had a recurring dream where I was depserately trying to sleep while Satan kept turning on the light with hellish laughter. I was so damn frustrated!
Btw., listening to Austin and Jared on how to fist fight a rhino was just the best ;D
I wish I’d seen y’all asking about our weird dreams sooner! I used to have dreams of completely random 20-30 second situations, wake up, forget about them, then have them happen in real life. I’d sit there for a good while thinking about the random thing our band director was showing the class, or something my sister had just told me and wonder why I had such an intense sense of deja vu before finally being like “oh yeah, I’ve dreamt this before.”
I have this weird ability where I can force myself awake. Everytime I feel like something is about to go down in a dream, I just force my eyes open and wake up.
Best intro ever.
One of my dreams I opened for my favorite band once, and after the show in the back we hung out and they liked our music so much we went on tour and at the end of the tour we had an emotional goodbye and the lead singer/guitarist drew a symbol that I drew as soon as I woke up and now it’s the logo on my custom guitar I made, getting tattooed on me and is my bands logo.
11:40 Lol, my sister and I nicknamed our dog Boohbah even though her real name is Korra. Specifically, we used a goofy high pitched voice as if it was the dog talking in the third person and referring to herself as Boohbah. For years our mom thought we were just making some random noise until we showed her a picture of Boohbahs. She thought it was the weirdest shit, but we still call her Boohbah more often than her real name.
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The fuck was that?🤣🤣🤣
Big love to the boys..!
I just remembered a nightmare I had years ago. It was probably the most metal dream I have ever had and probably will ever have. The setting was a desert city, think Mad Maxx Fury Road if it wasn't post apocalyptic. There was this weird ass machine that was like one of those giant mining trucks, but it ran on the bodies of half-demon looking people. The truck bed acted as the fuel tank, and it was full of dismembered corpses; me and a handful of those half-demons were alive in there, I was just standing there freaking out or something but the others were walking around eating bits of body. I woke up feeling a little sick.
How do you Jared
BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
We need some Doctor Dickey videos...
Please!!
Jared keeps dancing throughout the video
Last night I had a dream that I was at my school's band practice. There was a store worth of food and I was eating it all. Then there was a fellow metalhead at my school playing the guitar part of Psychosocial on a grand piano and my friend and I were screaming the chorus. Probably the most pleasant dream I've ever had.
I often have dreams interchanging positions with myself, and a video game character. What I mean is, I start off with me playing some game, and then I end up being in it.
I've even had dreams where even though I'm not playing a game, I'm doing the kind of moves (climbing, jumping, etc.) that you see in a video game.
I've also had a lot of dreams where I'm trying to stay safe from a zombie outbreak.
On the other hand, I've never had a completely lucid dream. The most that has happened is I realized that the world I'm in is a dream, so whatever happens doesn't matter; but I haven't been able to completely control myself, or the events around me. I've pinched myself once in a dream, which had me confirm that it was because there was no pain.
Some my weirdest ones so far that I remember:
- Waking up, but still remaining in the dream (Inception)
- Climbing a tall building to find its roof covered with scorpions
- Raining ink black water
- Seeing my mom wake up, and another "clone" of her asleep, about whom she (awake) asks, who that is
Lucid dreams are the worst. Once had a lucid nightmare and woke from it screaming, only to later realize i was still dreaming and the monster was still after me. Finally woke up for real and felt really disoriented.
I had a dream where Jared Dines was legit at my house and was hanging out and drinking and shredding the guitar.... this was 100% true
I just remembered while watching this that a few months ago I had a dream that Jake and Logan Paul were trying to get into my house and I was holding them off with my pocket knife.
Nice colors! Good job
I once had a dream of the Korn doll in the Outlast Asylum dancing gangam style.
I once had a recurring nightmare where this goblin dude kept trying to steal this towel off my face and it unironically scared me for a long time
11:38 I have a ton of weird dreams, but instead am going to share something from irl. In college, I hadn't slept for probably going on 40 hours. I got home from class, was channel surfing, and ran across Boohbah. That shit + insomnia was HILARIOUS. Would probably work high as well. But the paranoia might just make it scary. They also inexplicably make farting noises when they do their little dance.
3:20, why does this sound like a Rings Of Saturn music video😂
i have a severe condition about nightmares,and they always have people I know and love in them,and they always hurt me(during the nightmares)...So when I wake up I just stay mad at them for weeks because of my condition that makes me think that my nightmares were actually real life
The giant spider one kinda got me 🤧🤧
2:00 my name is connor thomson, spelled different but it shook me when you said it and i wasn't looking at my monitor.
When I was 7 I had this dream where I was at recess and someone wanted my swing and as soon as I got off the swing this massive pitch black abyss opened up and as soon as I fell in I woked up sweating.
As you guys were talking about the rhino thing my entire house shook and made a loud boom noise like a bomb went off
I had a friend who told me she had a dream where there was this weird guy just following her and making puns, I was watching one of your videos at the time and she points to Austin and says that he was the weird man making the puns. She has never seen one of your videos before.
Stoooop boobah’s traumatized me.
3:19 buddy watches too much rick and morty lol
my dreams go on for like an hour and every second something new is happening and i can barely tell whats going on and i cant even describe half the shit I see
"Dreams do come true honey." -Austin Dickey ❤
My scariest dream yet: So when me and my brother were younger, we used to sleep over almost every weekend at my grandparents house. They are literally our neighbors so we walked there. I recently dreamed about doing that again but in the middle of the night me and my brother heard terrifying evil dark screams. My brother didn’t care but I freaked the fuck out, which is a pretty realistic situation. He isn’t scared of anything and I start crying when I see a small bug, anyway I‘m drifting off. So my brother is like „The screams are from the farm, lets look“ and then we went down and opened the door to the farm where the cows are and such and everything looked normal. My brother then found a locked door in the ground hidden under hay. The key was laying next to it, so we opened it. The screams were so fucking loud at this point and it was pitch black. I remember turning on my phone flash light and seeing cages after cages filled with bony death looking beings. All of them had red glowing eyes long tongues and sharp teeth. They all looked at me and I froze and couldn’t move anymore. I felt myself being pushed to them without being able to control it. I screamed for help, my brothers head suddenly fell off and blood spilled everywhere. I tried resisting but soon I was face to face to one of these terrifying beings. I remember exactly what they looked like. Google Rettei Maske, that’s how they looked like. He then ripped my clothing off and then I woke up sweating like hell and being so happy it was just a dream. Seriously that was so terrifying.
Jesus fucking Christ that’s horrifying
I googled that and my immediate reaction was "HOLY FUCK! Good Lord that's terrifying!" I have no idea how that didn't make you have a fucking heart attack or some shit.
JESUS FUCK that’s scary as hell
Woah dude I have seriously had a similar dream with hideous creatures with red eyes
I once had a dream where I met Jonathan Davis at some music festival and talk for a moment then we both broke into somebody’s house. At the time I didn’t think, or even listened to Korn. It bother me for a week, and then I looked them up because I had seen Davis once before and recognized he was from Korn.
MORE DOCTOR DICKEY TIME
Pleace do a "weirdest dreams ever! Pt2" i laught my ass off😂😂😂
10:57 im pretty sure Soft is when the yolk is runny and hard is when it's not. Well that's what I grew up with
The being swallowed fetish is called vore.
And the eggs soft or hard references how scrambled you want them
that's people taking Attack on Titan too far, and i thought Furries are an odd bunch (no disrespect to there subculture, but it aint for me, lol)
I had a dream once that I was in a blizzard and I stopped to ask for help and it just happened to be your house Jared, so we proceeded to just hang out and play music.
Ok 10:00 now I'm just imagining a group of people terrified in a house, then one of them looks out of a window and all you hear is bah dah dah dah dah.
I had a dream that we drove under our refrigerator and there was a HUGE mall under it.
I think Conner Thompson was just REALLY addicted to Hello Neighbor.
Lol, my favorite band is Alice in Chains, and one night I dreamt about going to their concert and meeting all the guys and then they invited me to be in the band with them. We were on tour and when we finished with the tour I asked the guys if any of them was free the day after to go to my mom's place with me and surprise her cause she loves Alice in Chains too. It turned out that Sean and Jerry were free that day so we drove to my mom's place in a black Lamborghini that had really awesome speakers and while we were on our way there we were listening to the Alice in Chains Dirt album and rocking out to it on full volume. When we arrived to my mom's house I called her and told her that I got her a Lamborghini, but I didn't tell her about Sean and Jerry coming with me. She walked up to the car and then the guys and I got out of it and she just stood there and didn't know what to say. I told her to give us a ride in the car and then I woke up.
When I told my mom about that dream the other day the only thing she said was: "Congratulations for getting invited in the band" and then she told me how she dreamt about going on an Alice in Chains concert with Eddie Vedder and Chris Cornell and she saw me and Layne singing together and she yelled "THAT'S MY DAUGHTER EVERYONE!" but nobody except Chris and Eddie heard her.
Haha dude that's sick, they're my favourite band too, I dreamed about playing live with them once
Amazing video love you Guys so much
I had a dream where i was just seeing the 2d gameplay of some arcade game that does NOT exist. It was similar to galaga but the ship had very detailed features and it moved a little differently too. There was game music and it was music that my brain totally composed in the dream. It sounded muffled with a strong (and fast) bass melody, with a highpitched tinny sounding synth playing its own glitchy sounding melody. I actually recreated the music in Ableton and got it almost EXACTLY spot on. The background of the level also didn’t exist, something my brain made up. It looked JUST like something from Galaga ‘88 but did not exist. My mind literally made up a video game in a dream lmao
Tl;Dr at the top because its long- basically a few dream stories, most awful but some good.
Further back when i was 14, i once was standing in a guy’s driveway and under his truck (but far enough out from under for me to see and grab them) were some really huge and mysterious looking guns. They all sort of resembled the Wunderwaffle from Cod Zombies but were different and different from eachother. He was telling me about them and so i picked one up, shooting it at the sky. The WHOLE sky stopped working and it was suddenly pitch black everywhere, the moon turning to a dark red color while looking like bits were blown away. When the sky turned off the world made a sound like an engine was turning off and suddenly everything was super quiet until he said “ohh fuck..look what you did”. Suddenly the sky turns back on and i’m still looking up, things look normal again until i look over at him and his face turns into some kind of demonic version of him. His eyes are huge and look like empty black space, his mouth being stretched wide open having the same features. I hear a loud shriek from him and i jolt awake, shaking and sweating.
I also remember a dream where the US government basically started Marshal Law when i was 16. They basically sent out their police and military to just shoot down any civilians they see if they were out past a certain time or if they just felt like it. My mom somehow owned an armored Jeep in the dream and it was loaded with guns. We were in the garage with the garage door open before we see headlights. It’s dim outside but not quite dark yet so i see the whole vehicle too. We all are like “oh fuck fuck fuck” and hide behind the jeep but they see us. We hear gunfire and we start shooting back, taking cover behind the Jeep. I woke up before my mom and my friend were hurt.
More recently, i was living in the Minecraft world but my family and i were normal people, and something BAD happened between my dad and i. We got in a fight over something and i accidentally killed him somehow. I freaked out so hard and started crying as i “jump ran” (in Minecraft when you sprint and jump at the same time to go faster) in some odd direction until i reached a different biome. I started building a house in a tall tree and hid there, thinking i would just live there for the rest of my life and no one would find me. The rest of my family did find me and i was just so sad and scared, and i was basically begging for their forgiveness and all of that kind of stuff. Me and my dad have a good relationship irl so that all made no sense.
In 2017 i had a dream where either the rapture happened or something killed me and a bunch of other important people, but we all ended up together after one of those two things happened. We all just appeared in this church-like room all dressed up nice, and looked around at eachother, laughing and talking like it was any other day despite the odd setting and events. We were watching video footage of what looked like spectator footage of funny and other positive memories we all had from third person POV, even things in the future that i haven’t witnessed or experienced yet. A guy suddenly introduces himself before us as his tour guide, and we were given a tour of one of the common areas of heaven. It was like a beautiful village with stone brick bridges and sidewalks, a few statues here and there, that sort of thing. There was no mandatory money there, but you could trade for something if you wanted to give back to a shop of any sort. I had a long distance relationship at that time and i was suddenly thinking “omg i have to see if he made it”, so i reached for my pocket and pulled out my phone. I clicked the power button but it turned off, rebooting with a different operating system. It looked like iOS but it said “infinity” where the carrier text goes on the top left (says Verizon irl). It had instantly fast internet and cell service. I texted him something and he replied! We planned to meet up but i woke up before it happened. We were also able to sort of fly but not with wings, we just sort of did it the way you float around in minecraft creative mode LOL.
The letter 2.lolo .lol lolololol
“Dreams either mean nothing or everything” -Roland Deschain
1030 to 1040. When Austin is laughing too intense that he cant talk for a second was the best part of the video for me. For some reason, his laugh is sometimes funnier that the joke 😂😂😂
I saw this video like a month ago and i noticed how stoned jared looked like to me now that i am watching it RN. Actually both looked stoned.
I’d fight the rhino, i get sketched by bears
I asked my mom the eggs question... I got grounded.
I had a dream where Disturbed was setting up for a concert in my Grandparents’ living room of all places. I asked what song they were gonna play and it was Hell off their B-side album The Lost Children. I was visibly disappointed by this because I tried to be a little Puritan at 14, (I come from a devout, Evangelical Christian family, and I still am one as well) and they looked pissed enough to kill me. I ran away and that’s the last thing I remember.
You can have "over hard" eggs too... They're like "over easy" with hard yokes.
I had a dream where i became bass player and got a band to save the world from robots at an art museum in a fight while blasting metal music. Was pretty fucking awesome since we literally had thanos on drums. Best dream ive ever had so far
Once I dreamt that I was a soviet dictator and i was comig back to Moscow on a horse. The first thing that came in my head when I woke up was "wow that was pretty weird, I can't ride a horse"
Jared sounded like Mickey Mouse in the intro😂😂
3:30 Throbbing Gristle - Slug Bait, Live at the I.C.A. London
Dude, I just dream all the time that I've just gotten up and gotten ready for my day, but it turns out that I'm just STILL ASLEEP and miss my bus. The absolute worst.
Oh but they're always in 3rd person because I'm basically just thinking though all of the things that I need to do, not like photographic what I would see