GTA SA Big Smoke and Ryder missions but with randomizer

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  • Опубликовано: 19 ноя 2024

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  • @Axorb
    @Axorb  5 лет назад +227

    Thank you for watching everyone! You can also watch KeV3n's randomized "The End Of The Line" mission here! :D ruclips.net/video/91PkZBw73Og/видео.html
    Timeline:
    **Big Smoke Missions**
    Big Smoke: 0:17
    OG Loc: 3:59
    Running Dog: 7:34
    Wrong Side of the Tracks: 8:54
    Just Business: 11:32
    **Ryder Missions**
    Ryder: 16:59
    Home Invasion: 19:32
    Catalyst: 22:26
    Robbing Uncle Sam: 24:54
    Pier 69: 27:40
    Outtakes: 30:33

  • @user-wb7uz6sx1h
    @user-wb7uz6sx1h 5 лет назад +549

    5:43 It was perfect lol

  • @kirillbarr
    @kirillbarr 5 лет назад +365

    Girl: “black - 35”
    Man: “NINE”
    6:15

  • @kavinsky7793
    @kavinsky7793 5 лет назад +565

    31:32
    Vagos: **get away**
    Smoke: *(SCREAM)*

    • @Huss_08
      @Huss_08 4 года назад +35

      i guess the train was loaded with number nines this is the only reason big smoke would scream

    • @kavinsky7793
      @kavinsky7793 4 года назад +20

      vagos stole his large soda

    • @Huss_08
      @Huss_08 4 года назад +14

      @@kavinsky7793 and *_C H E E S E_*

    • @drifter493
      @drifter493 4 года назад +4

      Accurate

    • @Sos_mislom
      @Sos_mislom Год назад +3

      Yeah, lmao 😂

  • @kosimekus_group
    @kosimekus_group 5 лет назад +467

    *Helicopter driving on Glen Park's road*
    Women: How does he do that?

    • @Bacho5
      @Bacho5 5 лет назад +17

      Everyday in los santos

    • @KaL0S
      @KaL0S 5 лет назад +11

      theres a boat in SanAndreas but not in Bikini Bottom

    • @TimDragonDeckers
      @TimDragonDeckers 5 лет назад +6

      Or trailers without a truck.

    • @kosimekus_group
      @kosimekus_group 5 лет назад +6

      @@TimDragonDeckers the timing of the woman says that is exactly pass by the Helicopter when taking the Right Turn 😂😂

    • @jackh.3052
      @jackh.3052 4 года назад +5

      Lmao

  • @Snoop_Doge
    @Snoop_Doge 5 лет назад +665

    7:55 sweet home Alabama

  • @Bacho5
    @Bacho5 5 лет назад +529

    6:37
    -Watch that alleyway
    -and What that mean?
    -*pain and fart noises* Arrraaghhh

    • @enzoperruccio
      @enzoperruccio 5 лет назад +11

      😂😂😂

    • @SuikodenGR
      @SuikodenGR 5 лет назад +11

      I don't think he meant by farts...😏

    • @АлександрПорубов-ж9й
      @АлександрПорубов-ж9й 4 года назад +3

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    • @АлександрПорубов-ж9й
      @АлександрПорубов-ж9й 4 года назад

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    • @АлександрПорубов-ж9й
      @АлександрПорубов-ж9й 4 года назад +1

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  • @tonito7566
    @tonito7566 5 лет назад +575

    20:26 lmao wtf

    • @pauloqzo8595
      @pauloqzo8595 5 лет назад +5

      69 likes

    • @LeKushnir
      @LeKushnir 5 лет назад +3

      70

    • @vcsa681
      @vcsa681 5 лет назад +53

      "Whatever,you got five minutes"

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 4 года назад +7

      The strange thing is that you can never hear birds in the game

    • @YETH1NKYAKNOWHUDUMMEANIN
      @YETH1NKYAKNOWHUDUMMEANIN 4 года назад +11

      @@Journey_to_who_knows Nope. You can actually hear them in Los Santos Docks. I heard it only once

  • @charliediamond6197
    @charliediamond6197 5 лет назад +455

    I love how at 1:13 somebody’s line is just the sound of a crane being operated 😂

    • @xgamerbih
      @xgamerbih 5 лет назад +38

      Not a crane. That sound is from the shooting range

    • @SilverFan8
      @SilverFan8 4 года назад +8

      And rider is the only one a bike lol

    • @streamspoart2671
      @streamspoart2671 4 года назад +1

      I'm not warning you again

    • @they6622
      @they6622 3 года назад +2

      @@streamspoart2671 Don't lose us CJ!

    • @Hider22777
      @Hider22777 3 года назад +2

      @@they6622 Rollin' Heights Ballas country

  • @trueno5791
    @trueno5791 5 лет назад +173

    17:58 when your pranking is trash but you still try

  • @andreaskowalsky6266
    @andreaskowalsky6266 5 лет назад +543

    20:25 *Gangstas talking seagull* 😂🤣😆

  • @grinningdino
    @grinningdino 5 лет назад +178

    15:20
    *_CJ:_* _Shooting_
    *_Ryder (out of nowhere):_* Why you ain't blastin', Smoke?
    *_Me:_* Em, well, because he's busy riding the bike, duh.

    • @AppleSlicer2019
      @AppleSlicer2019 4 года назад +5

      Im the 69th liker

    • @Gunner98
      @Gunner98 3 года назад +1

      Whenever I watch this part, my brain automatically makes up this sentence: "I'll shoot 'em when I'm done eating"

    • @shadowfight4454
      @shadowfight4454 3 года назад

      @@Gunner98 эта фраза из мисии забегаловка

    • @Gunner98
      @Gunner98 3 года назад

      @@shadowfight4454 ik from the mission "drive thru"

    • @capelja4744
      @capelja4744 3 года назад

      Alright, let's get out of here. Go see Kendl.

  • @Striraid
    @Striraid 5 лет назад +104

    9:56 never thought about how good Blista Compact looks in orange.

  • @SusieFanK
    @SusieFanK 4 года назад +140

    12:30 *CJ starts shooting with a Minigun*
    "Oh God, no!"
    Actually pretty realistic reaction.

  • @justsomeguyyy03
    @justsomeguyyy03 5 лет назад +81

    20:54 "Are you ok?"
    21:00 "Yeah, for now..later!"

  • @pluto7493
    @pluto7493 5 лет назад +116

    11:02
    Ryder: Dont u bail out on me CJ!
    CJ: (Bail out of the car)
    Big smoke: thats my dog makin y'all pay

  • @AngryDavid808
    @AngryDavid808 5 лет назад +224

    8:48 Well, everything about this part is surprisingly perfect.

    • @dp7165
      @dp7165 5 лет назад +3

      Lol that's true

    • @BlackStallione
      @BlackStallione 4 года назад +17

      I just love the mission passed with camera pic taken sound timing together perfectly lmao

    • @tropixx_xlr1549
      @tropixx_xlr1549 2 года назад +1

      Agreed!!

  • @BalticoYT
    @BalticoYT 4 года назад +210

    4:53 is perfect
    "I'm thinking of going into the ministry later in life. CJ, This one's all yours, baby."
    "Aw shit! Big smoke!" *scream*

    • @ayssersoussi6198
      @ayssersoussi6198 3 года назад +4

      @Jared Walker FBI: suspect last seen

    • @Gunner98
      @Gunner98 3 года назад +5

      @@ayssersoussi6198
      Hospital lady: Mr. Sindacco? There must be some mistake.

    • @BozoFox42069
      @BozoFox42069 3 года назад +6

      @@Gunner98 “don’t expect me kiss yo a** or nothin’”

    • @NotJohnTanner
      @NotJohnTanner 3 года назад +1

      @@BozoFox42069 who was them dudes?

    • @WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK
      @WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK 2 года назад +1

      @@NotJohnTanner ok, it’s clear

  • @soapcnc
    @soapcnc 5 лет назад +66

    25:12 - "Carl come back home, Im speaking !"
    "I hear you, baby !"

  • @Ryder69420
    @Ryder69420 5 лет назад +79

    1:15 what a normal car in sa

  • @JamesTrifolium
    @JamesTrifolium 4 года назад +186

    12:10
    “Perimeter is secure, standing down”
    *I’M HERE TO STEAL PASTA SAUCE!*

  • @robocatik
    @robocatik 5 лет назад +265

    8:49 EPIC

  • @GeneralCane
    @GeneralCane 4 года назад +71

    11:01 - "Don't you bail out on me, CJ!"
    *Immediately bails out*

  • @soapcnc
    @soapcnc 5 лет назад +185

    21:43 -
    Casino Girl: "Sir doesn´t have sufficient money to back another bet"
    Sweet: "CJ !"
    LMAO ! Like "CJ ! You should be ashamed" xD

  • @i.s.a.t.newroman8992
    @i.s.a.t.newroman8992 5 лет назад +54

    20:25 T-they speak in language... Of bird? Holly!!!!!
    I need an exorcism!!!!!

  • @toshi_tosuri
    @toshi_tosuri 4 года назад +45

    6:37
    -"watch that alleyway "
    -"and what that mean?"
    -"Aarrgghh!"

  • @Lakros03
    @Lakros03 5 лет назад +205

    19:17
    nobody:
    CJ: "the human heart"
    wtf

  • @maverickx3791
    @maverickx3791 4 года назад +86

    6:37
    Cesar: watch that alleyway
    Cj: what that mean?
    *Cesar died*
    Cesar: Aarrgghh!

  • @187Streak
    @187Streak 5 лет назад +107

    6:43 Trust nobody, not even yourself

  • @fajarazka9393
    @fajarazka9393 5 лет назад +127

    7:56
    CJ : oh shit, ceaser, sorry man i thougt you was kendl
    ceaser : keep it thight
    me : wat

  • @chedvidal6293
    @chedvidal6293 5 лет назад +84

    12:28
    Smoke: You, on the other hand, have a dietary problem
    Some guy: OH GOD NO

    • @SecondaryStorm
      @SecondaryStorm 3 года назад +5

      Where?

    • @BozoFox42069
      @BozoFox42069 3 года назад +2

      @@SecondaryStorm does the Pope shit in the woods?

    • @shameyt6033
      @shameyt6033 3 года назад +2

      Oh my God Berkley's shot this bandit up pretty good!

    • @sticksteranims6284
      @sticksteranims6284 3 года назад +2

      Alright, don't trip.

    • @YeetBoi678
      @YeetBoi678 3 года назад +2

      I'll have nowhere to live and no safe Haven from Berkley...

  • @smolder3680
    @smolder3680 4 года назад +32

    25:53 Helena: Carl it’s Helena
    Carl (interrupts): That’s all I wanted to hear)

  • @I.ArTech
    @I.ArTech 5 лет назад +257

    6:00 chasing a Ferrari with a farm truck. LOL

    • @WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK
      @WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK 5 лет назад +23

      Actually it’s called Turismo in game

    • @fyermansyah623
      @fyermansyah623 5 лет назад +19

      @@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK actually he was joking

    • @luv-kalos
      @luv-kalos 5 лет назад +16

      @@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK when youre too virtual to state the fact that Turismo is based on Ferrari F40😂

    • @Sos_mislom
      @Sos_mislom Год назад +2

      Yeah, lmao 😂

  • @junienet
    @junienet 5 лет назад +62

    18:59
    "They're upfront, take em down!"
    *_"M E F I R S T !"_*

  • @noobscoopsies1100
    @noobscoopsies1100 5 лет назад +410

    13:52
    Military: All towers are cleared to use lethal force. Repeat. Lethal force!
    Cj:Dont ask me i'm just a tourist 😂😂😂

  • @deviansetiawan466
    @deviansetiawan466 5 лет назад +70

    4:35
    Bikini Bottom : San Andreas

  • @miggymigz7160
    @miggymigz7160 5 лет назад +332

    22:18
    CJ: Let's drop in on OG Loc
    Ryder: RETREAT!!
    XDDD

    • @Winabagel23
      @Winabagel23 5 лет назад +32

      And how fast the mission passed sign pops up after makes it even funnier and more random 😂

    • @zenith6332
      @zenith6332 5 лет назад +24

      What's more coincidental, he said retreat when the helicopter was about to crash him.

    • @chevroletcamaro3885
      @chevroletcamaro3885 4 года назад

      XDDDD

    • @silvercapricorn4810
      @silvercapricorn4810 4 года назад +1

      Busta

    • @shameyt6033
      @shameyt6033 3 года назад

      The fact that was actually accurate in GTA sa story 🤣😭💀

  • @krisnatherryano4610
    @krisnatherryano4610 2 года назад +30

    20:26
    CJ : (projects sounds of seagulls from his mouth)
    Ryder : whatever, you got 5 minutes

  • @DimensionalChanger
    @DimensionalChanger 5 лет назад +160

    CJ, Ryder and Sweet with heavy cars, Smoke still on bike, he trying to lose weight

    • @Arthur32O
      @Arthur32O 5 лет назад +11

      ryder is on the bike

    • @DimensionalChanger
      @DimensionalChanger 5 лет назад +4

      He’s on the bike in the second half, on the first is Smoke

  • @BraixenKartzem
    @BraixenKartzem 5 лет назад +133

    19:49 "Like you said, i got some other sh¡t going on"
    "OK, CJ, this is the one, good work, holmes!"
    "B r e a k"

  • @krajendramamta
    @krajendramamta 4 года назад +35

    21:07
    Carl steals a crate and puts it in the car
    Somebody: CALL 911!

  • @AliansyahKevin
    @AliansyahKevin 5 лет назад +235

    "Urgh, it's all in my mouth!"
    "Ooh shoot, Cesar, sorry man. I thought you was Kendl"
    "Keep it tight"
    "Hey, how are things after, you know"
    "Hang on Sweet!"
    "That's two Berkley, TWO!"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @eetuthereindeer6671
    @eetuthereindeer6671 5 лет назад +70

    2:28 that was cute

    • @brenolins9908
      @brenolins9908 3 года назад +1

      Why

    • @leepickek7923
      @leepickek7923 3 года назад +2

      Lady's first

    • @eetuthereindeer6671
      @eetuthereindeer6671 3 года назад +2

      @@brenolins9908 because it was just a cute crash. Axorb was just trying to go home behind his homie but the homie crashed and so did axorb. And the honking was just a way to cheer up the crashed homie lol

  • @febrosavierferdinand5922
    @febrosavierferdinand5922 4 года назад +40

    22:18
    Cj: Let's drop in on OG Loc
    Ryder: RETREAT!!!

    • @shameyt6033
      @shameyt6033 3 года назад

      He didn't have to do em like that 🤣😭💀

    • @Gunner98
      @Gunner98 3 года назад

      Ryder used his ninja skills to disappear

  • @johncarlofernandez2698
    @johncarlofernandez2698 5 лет назад +80

    That CJ "Oof" in the intro gets me every time

  • @opensesame9493
    @opensesame9493 5 лет назад +78

    5:33 *when FBI tries to enter your house*

  • @dlysicin
    @dlysicin 5 лет назад +40

    10:50
    The real CJ is trying to drive away the impostor

  • @Healthy_Aurora
    @Healthy_Aurora 5 лет назад +90

    7:55 -
    Guy: Urgh, It's all in my mouth!
    CJ: ooh shit, Cesat, sorry man. I thought you was Kendl.

  • @CREEPSTEVE
    @CREEPSTEVE 2 года назад +15

    10:33
    You left big smoke behind
    Cj: no i dont

  • @slyfox2794
    @slyfox2794 2 года назад +17

    12:05
    CJ: *speaking female voice*
    Big Smoke: "Heey, CJ, you never cease to amaze me!"

  • @Winabagel23
    @Winabagel23 5 лет назад +18

    15:13 "Thank you for playing sir" :) *DROPS FUCKING CAR BOMB*

  • @13Riflez
    @13Riflez 4 года назад +20

    8:50 CJ's long lost twin

  • @arturwarios973
    @arturwarios973 5 лет назад +71

    9:39- Big Smoke mother

  • @KptKosmit91
    @KptKosmit91 5 лет назад +46

    "Hey Zero, what about Berkeley"?
    "Doing business in America is dangerous!"

  • @Gefehhka
    @Gefehhka 4 года назад +30

    20:25 everybody gangsta until gangstas starts talking seagull

  • @qwertytwerqy2440
    @qwertytwerqy2440 5 лет назад +45

    7:54 Though, those two lines made me laugh out loud XD

  • @badja08
    @badja08 5 лет назад +12

    love how freddy gets a turismo and you got a walton lmao

  • @stupidjerx4155
    @stupidjerx4155 4 года назад +11

    15:20 - Why you ain't blastin', Smoke?

  • @berbiXD
    @berbiXD 5 лет назад +29

    7:51 its killing me :)))

  • @andreaskowalsky6266
    @andreaskowalsky6266 5 лет назад +20

    That moment when you realise you know where ALL these quotes come from ...

    • @Shaymin28
      @Shaymin28 5 лет назад +1

      We are freaks :D but I do not regret :D

  • @TheDarkThief692
    @TheDarkThief692 5 лет назад +9

    This is the most coolest mod i've ever seen in your channel you made me laugh a lot

  • @luferpd
    @luferpd 5 лет назад +15

    5:52 Freddy gets a Turismo and you have to chase him with that shitty truck lol

  • @berbiXD
    @berbiXD 5 лет назад +16

    8:20 *running for that boi*
    Smoke:SPEED UP, CJ!

  • @clarenzecore
    @clarenzecore 5 лет назад +38

    "how high are you"
    Me:

  • @yaseenyasir2504
    @yaseenyasir2504 5 лет назад +18

    24:04
    Are you a Professional?
    *ducks in and out of the car’s roof*

  • @greenwoodmusic6555
    @greenwoodmusic6555 5 лет назад +17

    Game: *You left Big Smoke behind!*
    CJ, approaching him: No, I didn't.

  • @carlover1816
    @carlover1816 5 лет назад +13

    26:39 When you wanna move house all by yourself, but all you have is a small convertible.

    • @Gunner98
      @Gunner98 3 года назад +1

      Luckily you have a friend who'll take care of all boxes back there.

  • @CLOWNBOT00
    @CLOWNBOT00 5 лет назад +3

    THIS IS SO FUNNY TO WATCH 😂
    I don't normally type in all CAPS, but I'm just wowed at this point. Good mod!

  • @Chelzaum
    @Chelzaum 4 года назад +12

    19:11 wow the fence saved the grove street boys

    • @BozoFox42069
      @BozoFox42069 2 года назад

      And the bullet bounced right off the car and killed the Ballas member.

  • @BaconPuncakesX
    @BaconPuncakesX 4 года назад +17

    voice lines out of context is the best thing ever
    17:30 it's just the self driving trailer. nothing to be worried about.

  • @arcturusmengsk6373
    @arcturusmengsk6373 4 года назад +15

    8:18 vagos praying for mercy

  • @molinike3473
    @molinike3473 Год назад +3

    7:54
    - "Urgh, it's all in my mouth!"
    Carl: "Ooh shit, Cesar, sorry man. I thought you was Kendl."
    💀💀💀💀💀

  • @follamamis9676
    @follamamis9676 4 года назад +10

    Dad: dont worry son,the flying van its not real,it cant hurt you
    The flying van: 29:13

  • @Fritzv.D.
    @Fritzv.D. 5 лет назад +63

    When you dont got anything to do and still disagree to boomers telling you to go out and socialize

  • @Стёпушка-з7т
    @Стёпушка-з7т 4 года назад +11

    13:57 BEST AIM IN THE WORLD

  • @kirillbarr
    @kirillbarr 5 лет назад +9

    Do NOT say, “like a doughnut!”

  • @a.jlewissonicski5278
    @a.jlewissonicski5278 3 года назад +12

    25:27
    CJ: Ryder where da hell you at man!?
    Woozie: Come on it’s this way.
    Military Guard: What? But but I’ve never seen? how could it be?

  • @Hello.Mr.pangestue
    @Hello.Mr.pangestue 5 лет назад +24

    1:18 poor ryder

    • @cyrusthevrus
      @cyrusthevrus 4 года назад

      Rolling Heights Ballas Country.

  • @MadnessIncVP
    @MadnessIncVP 3 года назад +17

    0:52 That’s a big ol’ ‘Bike’, ey?
    6:05 Freddy’s in a freakin’ Turismo and you two are in a Walton.
    11:03 Can’t blame you on that one.
    17:17 Damn, Ryder upgraded his vehicle, huh?
    29:19 The flying car, though.

  • @notmorg
    @notmorg 5 лет назад +14

    12:20 Ok so.... i think now i understand, so CJ Will bring some Grove street Boys to come to Liberty City too, because the forellis are finished in this Town

  • @Wasmachineman
    @Wasmachineman 5 лет назад +15

    20:58 stratum as burglary car, BRILLIANT!
    also the Perennial as heli in pier 69 killed me

  • @Aditya_PS
    @Aditya_PS 3 года назад +6

    8:46 perfect camera sync

  • @n.markovicz
    @n.markovicz 5 лет назад +10

    14:43 now thats some dead space stuff right there

    • @hellohabbo9478
      @hellohabbo9478 3 года назад +1

      😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂 WTF

  • @StalwartTirith
    @StalwartTirith 5 лет назад +3

    This is like the ultimate fever dream. It's so surreal that it's genuinely amazing.

  • @joaquinchias6990
    @joaquinchias6990 4 года назад +10

    1:20
    Ryder:i dont have money for a car ;-;

  • @ProfesjonalnyYoutuber
    @ProfesjonalnyYoutuber 4 года назад +6

    7:54 lmao
    it's all in my mouth
    oh shit Cesar sorry man I thought you was kendl
    KEEP IT TIGHT

  • @CLOWNBOT00
    @CLOWNBOT00 3 года назад +10

    5:17
    CJ: Hey, sweet cheeks, get ready, cuz I'm coming over there.
    Hashberry Pimp: Hmm, you walking like a winner, bitch!
    This pimp doesn't know when to quit but those lines definitely coincided!

  • @kirillbarr
    @kirillbarr 5 лет назад +8

    SWEET: “CJ, YOU TAKE OF KANE - YOU GUYS, TAKE CARE OF THESE OTHER MARKS!”
    CJ: “What do u want, Toreno?”

  • @mrc5524
    @mrc5524 5 лет назад +2

    In a short time you just reached 78k subscriber😍
    Keep it up axorb

  • @cyrusthevrus
    @cyrusthevrus 4 года назад +11

    20:25 *L M A O*
    From now on when I hear a seagull I'll just know Ryder is watching my back😂😂😂😂

    • @Gunner98
      @Gunner98 3 года назад

      After Pier 69, whenever you hear seagulls, remember Ryder is watching you from heaven :')

  • @elitef40
    @elitef40 5 лет назад +7

    I had GTA SA PTMG on my modded PS2 I was playing around with the menu until I found out that I can spawn countless number of homies with any weapon of my choice.
    I decided to spawn like 30 or maybe more homies with cameras in CJ's house for frame rate reasons, I punched one of them by accident, then all of them immediately started to take pictures of him and he was doing the same thing, they were doing 007 rolls and everything 😂

  • @hahan4516
    @hahan4516 5 лет назад +13

    4:23 wait! That's illegal!

  • @KaL0S
    @KaL0S 5 лет назад +13

    01:15 Wait this is not Bikini Bottom

  • @EternoFuoriPosto
    @EternoFuoriPosto 4 года назад +13

    27:17 TWO!!

  • @schkann1384
    @schkann1384 4 года назад +8

    2:13 when ur arguing with someone and you got nothing to say

  • @failman_hf
    @failman_hf 5 лет назад +3

    7:54
    "Urgh, it's all in my mouth
    Oh shit, Cesar, sorry man. I thought you was Kendl"

  • @cloudy_93
    @cloudy_93 3 года назад +6

    28:01 Zero: They're not toys! They're just smaller!
    Me: Me and the boys smaller
    This is perfect

  • @brrruuuh
    @brrruuuh Год назад +1

    Doing business in America that part really cracked me up

  • @Berttus
    @Berttus 4 года назад +2

    "Dont you bail out in my, CJ"
    Bails from the car instantly

  • @berelshop
    @berelshop 4 года назад +7

    CJ and Smoke:approaching train with vagos on car
    -Ballas! Drive by! Incoming!
    10:06