Thank you for watching everyone! You can also watch KeV3n's randomized "The End Of The Line" mission here! :D ruclips.net/video/91PkZBw73Og/видео.html Timeline: **Big Smoke Missions** Big Smoke: 0:17 OG Loc: 3:59 Running Dog: 7:34 Wrong Side of the Tracks: 8:54 Just Business: 11:32 **Ryder Missions** Ryder: 16:59 Home Invasion: 19:32 Catalyst: 22:26 Robbing Uncle Sam: 24:54 Pier 69: 27:40 Outtakes: 30:33
"Urgh, it's all in my mouth!" "Ooh shoot, Cesar, sorry man. I thought you was Kendl" "Keep it tight" "Hey, how are things after, you know" "Hang on Sweet!" "That's two Berkley, TWO!" 🤣🤣🤣
@@brenolins9908 because it was just a cute crash. Axorb was just trying to go home behind his homie but the homie crashed and so did axorb. And the honking was just a way to cheer up the crashed homie lol
0:52 That’s a big ol’ ‘Bike’, ey? 6:05 Freddy’s in a freakin’ Turismo and you two are in a Walton. 11:03 Can’t blame you on that one. 17:17 Damn, Ryder upgraded his vehicle, huh? 29:19 The flying car, though.
12:20 Ok so.... i think now i understand, so CJ Will bring some Grove street Boys to come to Liberty City too, because the forellis are finished in this Town
5:17 CJ: Hey, sweet cheeks, get ready, cuz I'm coming over there. Hashberry Pimp: Hmm, you walking like a winner, bitch! This pimp doesn't know when to quit but those lines definitely coincided!
I had GTA SA PTMG on my modded PS2 I was playing around with the menu until I found out that I can spawn countless number of homies with any weapon of my choice. I decided to spawn like 30 or maybe more homies with cameras in CJ's house for frame rate reasons, I punched one of them by accident, then all of them immediately started to take pictures of him and he was doing the same thing, they were doing 007 rolls and everything 😂
Thank you for watching everyone! You can also watch KeV3n's randomized "The End Of The Line" mission here! :D ruclips.net/video/91PkZBw73Og/видео.html
Timeline:
**Big Smoke Missions**
Big Smoke: 0:17
OG Loc: 3:59
Running Dog: 7:34
Wrong Side of the Tracks: 8:54
Just Business: 11:32
**Ryder Missions**
Ryder: 16:59
Home Invasion: 19:32
Catalyst: 22:26
Robbing Uncle Sam: 24:54
Pier 69: 27:40
Outtakes: 30:33
Молодец
@@reezq2 masa 🗿
Custom mod
@@reezq2 how’s the mud
Uh oh CJ’s schizophrenia came back
😞 😣 😬
5:43 It was perfect lol
Lol xd
have you looked at yourself in the mirror lately?
@@schkann1384 Throw him in the pit with the others!
🤣🤣🤣
@Super Mario would have been better if CJ was wearing his cop outfit
Girl: “black - 35”
Man: “NINE”
6:15
He was just correcting her thats all
Kids in GTA SA Confurmed?
Asian 19
He's say 9 6:15
31:32
Vagos: **get away**
Smoke: *(SCREAM)*
i guess the train was loaded with number nines this is the only reason big smoke would scream
vagos stole his large soda
@@kavinsky7793 and *_C H E E S E_*
Accurate
Yeah, lmao 😂
*Helicopter driving on Glen Park's road*
Women: How does he do that?
Everyday in los santos
theres a boat in SanAndreas but not in Bikini Bottom
Or trailers without a truck.
@@TimDragonDeckers the timing of the woman says that is exactly pass by the Helicopter when taking the Right Turn 😂😂
Lmao
7:55 sweet home Alabama
aww hell naw🤣
I'm dying over there
Lmao
HAHAHAH
*oh god*
6:37
-Watch that alleyway
-and What that mean?
-*pain and fart noises* Arrraaghhh
😂😂😂
I don't think he meant by farts...😏
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20:26 lmao wtf
69 likes
70
"Whatever,you got five minutes"
The strange thing is that you can never hear birds in the game
@@Journey_to_who_knows Nope. You can actually hear them in Los Santos Docks. I heard it only once
I love how at 1:13 somebody’s line is just the sound of a crane being operated 😂
Not a crane. That sound is from the shooting range
And rider is the only one a bike lol
I'm not warning you again
@@streamspoart2671 Don't lose us CJ!
@@they6622 Rollin' Heights Ballas country
17:58 when your pranking is trash but you still try
Lmao 😂😂😂
Im 40 like
20:25 *Gangstas talking seagull* 😂🤣😆
Whatever. You got five minutes
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Everybody gangsta till the gangstas start talkin seagull
Mike can hear gulls!
😤😤😂😂😂😂
15:20
*_CJ:_* _Shooting_
*_Ryder (out of nowhere):_* Why you ain't blastin', Smoke?
*_Me:_* Em, well, because he's busy riding the bike, duh.
Im the 69th liker
Whenever I watch this part, my brain automatically makes up this sentence: "I'll shoot 'em when I'm done eating"
@@Gunner98 эта фраза из мисии забегаловка
@@shadowfight4454 ik from the mission "drive thru"
Alright, let's get out of here. Go see Kendl.
9:56 never thought about how good Blista Compact looks in orange.
12:30 *CJ starts shooting with a Minigun*
"Oh God, no!"
Actually pretty realistic reaction.
12:59
Yeah)
lol
"You on the other hand are about to have a dietary problem."
20:54 "Are you ok?"
21:00 "Yeah, for now..later!"
call 911
11:02
Ryder: Dont u bail out on me CJ!
CJ: (Bail out of the car)
Big smoke: thats my dog makin y'all pay
*Just a little closer holmes*
10:59
8:48 Well, everything about this part is surprisingly perfect.
Lol that's true
I just love the mission passed with camera pic taken sound timing together perfectly lmao
Agreed!!
4:53 is perfect
"I'm thinking of going into the ministry later in life. CJ, This one's all yours, baby."
"Aw shit! Big smoke!" *scream*
@Jared Walker FBI: suspect last seen
@@ayssersoussi6198
Hospital lady: Mr. Sindacco? There must be some mistake.
@@Gunner98 “don’t expect me kiss yo a** or nothin’”
@@BozoFox42069 who was them dudes?
@@NotJohnTanner ok, it’s clear
25:12 - "Carl come back home, Im speaking !"
"I hear you, baby !"
1:15 what a normal car in sa
Lmfao I just noticed it
12:10
“Perimeter is secure, standing down”
*I’M HERE TO STEAL PASTA SAUCE!*
Ahahahahahahaha idk why I'm laughing so hard it's just very funny aahahaha
Spill*
8:49 EPIC
8:46
11:01 - "Don't you bail out on me, CJ!"
*Immediately bails out*
21:43 -
Casino Girl: "Sir doesn´t have sufficient money to back another bet"
Sweet: "CJ !"
LMAO ! Like "CJ ! You should be ashamed" xD
I though the same hahaha
LMAO!!
20:25 T-they speak in language... Of bird? Holly!!!!!
I need an exorcism!!!!!
6:37
-"watch that alleyway "
-"and what that mean?"
-"Aarrgghh!"
🌭
@@justarandomguy3684 hotdog for $1
19:17
nobody:
CJ: "the human heart"
wtf
@Aydin Dishli the proof is he calling ryder jizzy
Im dieng ahahahahahahahahahaha
The human heart
Respect+++
He has this line in the mission "Key to Her Heart"
ODYSSEUS YOU SHIT
6:37
Cesar: watch that alleyway
Cj: what that mean?
*Cesar died*
Cesar: Aarrgghh!
81 in
I think it's more like vomiting I think...
😂😂
6:43 Trust nobody, not even yourself
Us (2019) be like
7:56
CJ : oh shit, ceaser, sorry man i thougt you was kendl
ceaser : keep it thight
me : wat
You forgot the "Is all on my mouth"
Yasss
@@vcsa681 lol
12:28
Smoke: You, on the other hand, have a dietary problem
Some guy: OH GOD NO
Where?
@@SecondaryStorm does the Pope shit in the woods?
Oh my God Berkley's shot this bandit up pretty good!
Alright, don't trip.
I'll have nowhere to live and no safe Haven from Berkley...
25:53 Helena: Carl it’s Helena
Carl (interrupts): That’s all I wanted to hear)
6:00 chasing a Ferrari with a farm truck. LOL
Actually it’s called Turismo in game
@@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK actually he was joking
@@WHATSAHANDLEIDKIDK when youre too virtual to state the fact that Turismo is based on Ferrari F40😂
Yeah, lmao 😂
18:59
"They're upfront, take em down!"
*_"M E F I R S T !"_*
Oh ok
13:52
Military: All towers are cleared to use lethal force. Repeat. Lethal force!
Cj:Dont ask me i'm just a tourist 😂😂😂
Im 100 like
Me too
Okay you can sway lead the way
Lmao😂
4:35
Bikini Bottom : San Andreas
22:18
CJ: Let's drop in on OG Loc
Ryder: RETREAT!!
XDDD
And how fast the mission passed sign pops up after makes it even funnier and more random 😂
What's more coincidental, he said retreat when the helicopter was about to crash him.
XDDDD
Busta
The fact that was actually accurate in GTA sa story 🤣😭💀
20:26
CJ : (projects sounds of seagulls from his mouth)
Ryder : whatever, you got 5 minutes
CJ, Ryder and Sweet with heavy cars, Smoke still on bike, he trying to lose weight
ryder is on the bike
He’s on the bike in the second half, on the first is Smoke
19:49 "Like you said, i got some other sh¡t going on"
"OK, CJ, this is the one, good work, holmes!"
"B r e a k"
UwU furry
@@unknowngod8221watch that alleyway!
21:07
Carl steals a crate and puts it in the car
Somebody: CALL 911!
"Urgh, it's all in my mouth!"
"Ooh shoot, Cesar, sorry man. I thought you was Kendl"
"Keep it tight"
"Hey, how are things after, you know"
"Hang on Sweet!"
"That's two Berkley, TWO!"
🤣🤣🤣
@*gυη ѕєρтιм* **Spoiler Warning**
@*gυη ѕєρтιм* 7:54
@@alinek2289 WATAF
W a t
INCEST
2:28 that was cute
Why
Lady's first
@@brenolins9908 because it was just a cute crash. Axorb was just trying to go home behind his homie but the homie crashed and so did axorb. And the honking was just a way to cheer up the crashed homie lol
22:18
Cj: Let's drop in on OG Loc
Ryder: RETREAT!!!
He didn't have to do em like that 🤣😭💀
Ryder used his ninja skills to disappear
That CJ "Oof" in the intro gets me every time
5:33 *when FBI tries to enter your house*
Best moment in randomizer
Black 33
You mean 5:43 ?
10:50
The real CJ is trying to drive away the impostor
7:55 -
Guy: Urgh, It's all in my mouth!
CJ: ooh shit, Cesat, sorry man. I thought you was Kendl.
Lmfao
Alabama
( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
r/suddenlygay
Lmaooo!
10:33
You left big smoke behind
Cj: no i dont
12:05
CJ: *speaking female voice*
Big Smoke: "Heey, CJ, you never cease to amaze me!"
15:13 "Thank you for playing sir" :) *DROPS FUCKING CAR BOMB*
8:50 CJ's long lost twin
9:39- Big Smoke mother
MUWMMA?! Is ThAt YoOU?!
"Hey Zero, what about Berkeley"?
"Doing business in America is dangerous!"
20:25 everybody gangsta until gangstas starts talking seagull
lol
Whatever. You got 5 minutes.
7:54 Though, those two lines made me laugh out loud XD
love how freddy gets a turismo and you got a walton lmao
15:20 - Why you ain't blastin', Smoke?
7:51 its killing me :)))
That moment when you realise you know where ALL these quotes come from ...
We are freaks :D but I do not regret :D
This is the most coolest mod i've ever seen in your channel you made me laugh a lot
5:52 Freddy gets a Turismo and you have to chase him with that shitty truck lol
8:20 *running for that boi*
Smoke:SPEED UP, CJ!
"how high are you"
Me:
me: no
24:04
Are you a Professional?
*ducks in and out of the car’s roof*
Game: *You left Big Smoke behind!*
CJ, approaching him: No, I didn't.
26:39 When you wanna move house all by yourself, but all you have is a small convertible.
Luckily you have a friend who'll take care of all boxes back there.
THIS IS SO FUNNY TO WATCH 😂
I don't normally type in all CAPS, but I'm just wowed at this point. Good mod!
19:11 wow the fence saved the grove street boys
And the bullet bounced right off the car and killed the Ballas member.
voice lines out of context is the best thing ever
17:30 it's just the self driving trailer. nothing to be worried about.
8:18 vagos praying for mercy
7:54
- "Urgh, it's all in my mouth!"
Carl: "Ooh shit, Cesar, sorry man. I thought you was Kendl."
💀💀💀💀💀
Dad: dont worry son,the flying van its not real,it cant hurt you
The flying van: 29:13
When you dont got anything to do and still disagree to boomers telling you to go out and socialize
13:57 BEST AIM IN THE WORLD
Do NOT say, “like a doughnut!”
25:27
CJ: Ryder where da hell you at man!?
Woozie: Come on it’s this way.
Military Guard: What? But but I’ve never seen? how could it be?
CJ: Did you hear that?
It the d.a not military guard
1:18 poor ryder
Rolling Heights Ballas Country.
0:52 That’s a big ol’ ‘Bike’, ey?
6:05 Freddy’s in a freakin’ Turismo and you two are in a Walton.
11:03 Can’t blame you on that one.
17:17 Damn, Ryder upgraded his vehicle, huh?
29:19 The flying car, though.
12:20 Ok so.... i think now i understand, so CJ Will bring some Grove street Boys to come to Liberty City too, because the forellis are finished in this Town
20:58 stratum as burglary car, BRILLIANT!
also the Perennial as heli in pier 69 killed me
8:46 perfect camera sync
14:43 now thats some dead space stuff right there
😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂 WTF
This is like the ultimate fever dream. It's so surreal that it's genuinely amazing.
1:20
Ryder:i dont have money for a car ;-;
7:54 lmao
it's all in my mouth
oh shit Cesar sorry man I thought you was kendl
KEEP IT TIGHT
5:17
CJ: Hey, sweet cheeks, get ready, cuz I'm coming over there.
Hashberry Pimp: Hmm, you walking like a winner, bitch!
This pimp doesn't know when to quit but those lines definitely coincided!
SWEET: “CJ, YOU TAKE OF KANE - YOU GUYS, TAKE CARE OF THESE OTHER MARKS!”
CJ: “What do u want, Toreno?”
In a short time you just reached 78k subscriber😍
Keep it up axorb
20:25 *L M A O*
From now on when I hear a seagull I'll just know Ryder is watching my back😂😂😂😂
After Pier 69, whenever you hear seagulls, remember Ryder is watching you from heaven :')
I had GTA SA PTMG on my modded PS2 I was playing around with the menu until I found out that I can spawn countless number of homies with any weapon of my choice.
I decided to spawn like 30 or maybe more homies with cameras in CJ's house for frame rate reasons, I punched one of them by accident, then all of them immediately started to take pictures of him and he was doing the same thing, they were doing 007 rolls and everything 😂
4:23 wait! That's illegal!
01:15 Wait this is not Bikini Bottom
27:17 TWO!!
2:13 when ur arguing with someone and you got nothing to say
7:54
"Urgh, it's all in my mouth
Oh shit, Cesar, sorry man. I thought you was Kendl"
28:01 Zero: They're not toys! They're just smaller!
Me: Me and the boys smaller
This is perfect
Doing business in America that part really cracked me up
"Dont you bail out in my, CJ"
Bails from the car instantly
CJ and Smoke:approaching train with vagos on car
-Ballas! Drive by! Incoming!
10:06