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  • @reveillain9479
    @reveillain9479 5 лет назад +1327

    7:07 *backbone break sound* INSANE STUNT BONUS: $83

  • @phantomz2380
    @phantomz2380 5 лет назад +336

    4:35 CJ: you know what.... *UGH*

  • @The1pokemaster1
    @The1pokemaster1 5 лет назад +1642

    6:19 hey man I owe you my life *dives back into burning building*

  • @gutsovernuts3553
    @gutsovernuts3553 5 лет назад +152

    3:45
    “CJ the car are upstairs”
    *More cars comes to join them*

  • @YETH1NKYAKNOWHUDUMMEANIN
    @YETH1NKYAKNOWHUDUMMEANIN 5 лет назад +661

    3:09 Cesar: I like this place, u know
    Cj: Where?
    Cesar: San Fie...!

  • @Natan0393
    @Natan0393 4 года назад +233

    5:42 dude I laughed hard on that.

    • @TimDaCorgi
      @TimDaCorgi 4 года назад +11

      Dude, he got feckin plastered

    • @somefries3101
      @somefries3101 4 года назад +14

      *TAGS SPRAYED*
      *95 OUT OF 100*

    • @DunFB
      @DunFB 4 года назад +8

      Famous last words

    • @manicdd
      @manicdd 3 года назад +1

      same

    • @xMINIMx05
      @xMINIMx05 3 года назад +9

      Bad ending: you didn't watch for those rollers

  • @KamDaOrcuh
    @KamDaOrcuh 5 лет назад +708

    1:42 *I 100% agree with sweet on this one LMAOOO*

    • @i_am_hinatsuki5989
      @i_am_hinatsuki5989 5 лет назад +17

      What is lmao

    • @laufeyyy
      @laufeyyy 5 лет назад +31

      @@i_am_hinatsuki5989 *Laughing My Ass Off*
      Lol

    • @stanleyjohnson771
      @stanleyjohnson771 5 лет назад +28

      However I don't agree on grabbing a bike, not really safe y'know.

    • @unknownaccount3552
      @unknownaccount3552 5 лет назад +6

      (car ran out sweet) 1:42 - 1:43 not my ass, Pamela homies and Pamela voices
      - Skullface and Pamela Voorhees

    • @shiroyasha7324
      @shiroyasha7324 5 лет назад +1

      lol, indeed.

  • @BS23Designs
    @BS23Designs 5 лет назад +266

    3:14 *Cars floating around
    Catalina: *"THIS PLACE WOULD BE A WALK IN THE PARK."*

  • @disruptor6550
    @disruptor6550 5 лет назад +684

    1:36 "Ballas, Drive-by incoming!"
    Boy, I think you got way bigger problems than that...

    • @mamadazadmard2429
      @mamadazadmard2429 5 лет назад +35

      I mean, the ballas were uneffected by the heaps of cars being lunged at them. maybe they did mean A BIG PROBLEM .

    • @prodsada8926
      @prodsada8926 5 лет назад +3

      Jajaja

    • @cringeyusername907
      @cringeyusername907 5 лет назад +10

      Their car is invincible

    • @fhm6308
      @fhm6308 5 лет назад +20

      *We gotta get back to the hood its too crazy around here*

    • @HogeyBearrr
      @HogeyBearrr 5 лет назад +3

      @@fhm6308 ......You're not wrong

  • @OscarGomez-sg8kg
    @OscarGomez-sg8kg 5 лет назад +795

    2:21 Volkswagen production line in a nutshell...

  • @UMIF001
    @UMIF001 5 лет назад +404

    1:44
    Sweet: it's too crazy around here
    Exactly!

  • @han00007
    @han00007 4 года назад +339

    1:42
    Sweet: " We got get back do the hood man is too crazy around here "
    Me: Yes, I see

  • @TanDereKK
    @TanDereKK 5 лет назад +1021

    5:32
    CJ: "You know what?"
    *dies*

  • @RandomGuy-qc8ml
    @RandomGuy-qc8ml 5 лет назад +506

    6:21
    When CJ forgot to brush his teeth

  • @Kaitri
    @Kaitri 5 лет назад +295

    4:51 "i told you he was crazy"

    • @sacredf8
      @sacredf8 5 лет назад +18

      *random traffic cars flying and crashing*

    • @korbuy1564
      @korbuy1564 5 лет назад +4

      man what's this shit look ridiculous

    • @shameyt6033
      @shameyt6033 3 года назад

      no respect for the hood... all clean and shit

    • @miku8440
      @miku8440 2 года назад

      Looking too skinny cj , go and get us something to eat , then imma finish this and take care of business .

    • @alufeed10
      @alufeed10 Год назад

      Man you jucked up!
      Man what is this

  • @adrianalvarez1977
    @adrianalvarez1977 5 лет назад +164

    5:44 When you see a fly

  • @deadlymadkillercybersport1337
    @deadlymadkillercybersport1337 5 лет назад +79

    6:26 womens delivery! **beep** **beep**

  • @MasterGamer-ms8qg
    @MasterGamer-ms8qg 5 лет назад +73

    8:51 "You gonna rob a bettin-" *wasted*

  • @teriteriowo8471
    @teriteriowo8471 5 лет назад +141

    6:19 "I owe you my life, not my love"
    CJ just got rejected and he took it like a man just by kissing and hugging nothing

  • @ACRocker
    @ACRocker 3 года назад +94

    2:50 that one car literally came back just to kill Ryder

    • @lexies30
      @lexies30 Год назад +5

      LMFAOOFAOFOAMFSOMFOAMF

  • @michumichu2740
    @michumichu2740 5 лет назад +323

    6:25 = my current relationship

  • @Dr.2.0
    @Dr.2.0 5 лет назад +469

    1:03
    Catalina:Die
    CJ:Bruh

  • @aldohu7064
    @aldohu7064 5 лет назад +551

    6:21 "hey man, I owe you my life"
    *jump avoiding CJ's hug*
    Lol

    • @velvetrosang4684
      @velvetrosang4684 5 лет назад +37

      Basically every girl I like 😭

    • @wendywyatt1283
      @wendywyatt1283 5 лет назад +22

      That girl snack that wall hard asf xD

    • @wendywyatt1283
      @wendywyatt1283 5 лет назад +20

      That girl smack that wall hard asf lmao

    • @SSGTony
      @SSGTony 5 лет назад +2

      scientist giffri loool

    • @freekinghox3753
      @freekinghox3753 3 года назад +1

      She went back to the burning house too😂

  • @user-jx8cf6ne5i
    @user-jx8cf6ne5i 5 лет назад +89

    2:57 he says "We gotta back to the hood,it's crazy around here"
    walks steadily, and doesn't run.....

    • @7RoOB
      @7RoOB 4 года назад

      ونعم بكل عسير

    • @Inoom.
      @Inoom. 3 года назад

      خخخخخ

  • @lostsoldier5101
    @lostsoldier5101 5 лет назад +173

    Big smoke:wanna drive?
    CJ:yea that cool
    Cj:nice car smoke
    Big smoke:you know me its my cut
    keep the value and keep the"BOOM"0:21

  • @thenasiudk1337
    @thenasiudk1337 5 лет назад +67

    1:42 "We gotta back to the hood man, Is to crazy around here!"
    Yeah I agree

  • @JumpmanMarioTheAwesomeMario
    @JumpmanMarioTheAwesomeMario 5 лет назад +100

    1:22 CJ'S been to hell and back, oh boy what a journey for him.

    • @bruh29050
      @bruh29050 4 года назад +2

      Which one's hell?

    • @shanedpondavilla1780
      @shanedpondavilla1780 3 года назад

      lmao i laugh so hard on that

    • @miku8440
      @miku8440 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @aneshkumar4513
      @aneshkumar4513 2 года назад

      He told bad word at last due to its not heaven

    • @aneshkumar4513
      @aneshkumar4513 2 года назад

      @@bruh29050 Going below ground is hell

  • @MegaZombieman115
    @MegaZombieman115 5 лет назад +102

    1:11.
    “This here is bullet proof glass. So you can just f-“ (Dies).

  • @juicycat3837
    @juicycat3837 5 лет назад +67

    7:07
    Maccer dies
    *INSANE STUNT BONUS: $83*

  • @MuhammadKabirIkhsan
    @MuhammadKabirIkhsan 5 лет назад +373

    7:07
    _Maccer_ Died
    *INSANE STUNT BONUS $83*
    Lmao I laughed hard at this😂😂😅

  • @TheMDXtremeReal
    @TheMDXtremeReal 5 лет назад +128

    "You know what?"
    *DIES*

  • @Littleslash33
    @Littleslash33 5 лет назад +107

    This video:
    30%explosions
    50%drifting noises
    20%mission dialouge

  • @waevyus7963
    @waevyus7963 5 лет назад +56

    3:19 the craziest laugh moment ever

  • @rafiakbar7909
    @rafiakbar7909 5 лет назад +55

    "You Know What"
    Im Dead
    5:33

  • @seriousnorbo3838
    @seriousnorbo3838 4 года назад +28

    1:43 "We gotta get back to the hood man *It's too crazy around here* " - Sweet Johnson

  • @noaimneeded69
    @noaimneeded69 5 лет назад +56

    0:29 when u come home from school

  • @RayyanCovers
    @RayyanCovers 4 года назад +22

    6:55 I laughed so hard that my parents handled me to the mental hospital

  • @pumajunkyard
    @pumajunkyard 5 лет назад +218

    6:04 wow, finally a calm scene, *some* *hydra* *spawns* , ohh...

  • @deadlymadkillercybersport1337
    @deadlymadkillercybersport1337 5 лет назад +160

    7:05 there must be "to be continued"

    • @jionak24ttt42
      @jionak24ttt42 4 года назад +4

      7:06

    • @euroslushie.
      @euroslushie. 4 года назад +3

      *I N S A N E S T U N T B O N U S : $ 8 3*

    • @CEOofKivotos
      @CEOofKivotos 3 года назад +2

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    • @hperdomobrothers5420
      @hperdomobrothers5420 3 года назад +1

      @@CEOofKivotos i also am a jojo fan

    • @CEOofKivotos
      @CEOofKivotos 3 года назад +1

      @@hperdomobrothers5420 I see you are a man of culture as well

  • @erdk3068
    @erdk3068 5 лет назад +63

    2:51
    *Ryder is erased from the line between space and time*

    • @carsonongkaidee8743
      @carsonongkaidee8743 3 года назад +6

      *And you notice that white car drive towards and turns back just to hit Ryder*

    • @sonnycrockett6992
      @sonnycrockett6992 3 года назад +1

      I think that ballas are the smallest problem they had at this point.

  • @__chevytrucks__
    @__chevytrucks__ 5 лет назад +43

    0:45 when you fail your driving test but keep trying

    • @suntzurok7886
      @suntzurok7886 3 года назад +4

      After that you got a heart attack and died inside the helicopter
      Maybe cj just got shocked

    • @branjohn205
      @branjohn205 Год назад +1

      That reminded me about the petercopter scene from Family Guy.

  • @kudessnnik
    @kudessnnik 5 лет назад +126

    2:38 CJ like: "IM GAYY"

  • @Insanegrox
    @Insanegrox 5 лет назад +175

    1:43 we gotta get back to the hood man it's too crazy around here
    Nah, perfectly normal...

  • @filipgdr4074
    @filipgdr4074 4 года назад +146

    3:34 Tha-
    *Gets Run Over*

    • @naomi-gk3zb
      @naomi-gk3zb 4 года назад +3

      :v

    • @AYoungAdultOnYoutube
      @AYoungAdultOnYoutube 4 года назад +3

      *Mission failed!*
      Catalina is history

    • @suntzurok7886
      @suntzurok7886 3 года назад +2

      Is there a little bit glitch
      After cj died, wasted notifications not appear

  • @JawshyBoy
    @JawshyBoy 4 года назад +79

    7:02 has me dying lmao

  • @alternfern
    @alternfern 4 года назад +89

    1:33 when Covid-19 pandemic is over

    • @De-As
      @De-As 2 года назад +1

      hey sunday

  • @SurveyCaptainAkari
    @SurveyCaptainAkari 5 лет назад +159

    Catalina, Cesar and the whole gang is HISTORY.
    Near 100 Likes!!! thank you

  • @Tynon1221
    @Tynon1221 5 лет назад +25

    4:15 ten seconds of perfection

  • @paidoboi6152
    @paidoboi6152 5 лет назад +144

    6:08 I thought: just maybe it could be a normal scene...
    *2 seconds later*

    • @disruptor6550
      @disruptor6550 5 лет назад +16

      CJ: *minds his own business*
      Spawning Plane: "Hold my beer."
      *Wasted*

    • @nuculearpancake17
      @nuculearpancake17 5 лет назад +1

      Suddenly, Fighter jet

    • @droftrop4135
      @droftrop4135 5 лет назад +4

      Normal day : normal
      FBI : OPEN UP
      *2 seconds later*
      _boom boom nigga_

    • @user-bp3ns8no9c
      @user-bp3ns8no9c 5 лет назад +1

      @@droftrop4135 и

    • @user-bp3ns8no9c
      @user-bp3ns8no9c 5 лет назад +1

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  • @RadioactiveOfficial
    @RadioactiveOfficial 5 лет назад +162

    4:50 Russian Drivers in a nutshell

    • @hamzein6831
      @hamzein6831 4 года назад +19

      as a russian i can confirm this

    • @caioalucard3140
      @caioalucard3140 4 года назад

      Hahahaha

    • @aaztha415
      @aaztha415 4 года назад

      Imma visit Russia,is everyone a gangsta their?

    • @-Poka-
      @-Poka- 4 года назад +2

      *ITS A GOPNIK CARS*

    • @hamzein6831
      @hamzein6831 4 года назад

      bruh

  • @yuvraajsingh2378
    @yuvraajsingh2378 5 лет назад +162

    3:35
    "That's..."
    Sun gravity, I know Catalina.

  • @shameyt6033
    @shameyt6033 3 года назад +10

    4:23 bro when they said, what happened and screamed I was dead 💀🤣😭

  • @ReddKraken
    @ReddKraken 5 лет назад +59

    7:39 dang she dove right into danger

  • @beanie_3am
    @beanie_3am 5 лет назад +18

    4:35 "You know what?"
    *Dies*

  • @i.s.a.t.newroman8992
    @i.s.a.t.newroman8992 5 лет назад +97

    Me: "all you have to do is finish your damn sentence CJ!!!!"
    CJ: *wasted before finishing his sentence repeatedly*

    • @user-bp3ns8no9c
      @user-bp3ns8no9c 5 лет назад +1

      456700эх090999🤒💀😇🤧😱🐴🐴🐆🐆🐆🐆🐎🐺🐩🐩🎚️🎙️🔊🔉🎹🎹🎹🎹🎵🎵🎼📠💽💾🔋💻💻💻📲📲🖨️☎️🎧🎧🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🔔🎤🎤🎦🔅⏮️🔼🔁🔀♍♌☦️🛐🛐↪️🦁🐯🐶🦍🐒🦁🦁🐯🐅🐅🐆🐆🐺🦊

    • @PR0V1D3NCE_VA
      @PR0V1D3NCE_VA 5 лет назад +1

      @@user-bp3ns8no9c cool you found out how to use emojis.

  • @zharakov
    @zharakov 4 года назад +9

    5:44
    Sweet: "Watch for those rollers when i tag this up.
    Roller: *runs over sweet*
    Cj: STONKS

    • @Gunner98
      @Gunner98 2 года назад

      CJ should have watched for those rollers

    • @MendAmar
      @MendAmar 2 года назад

      also CJ: gets run over

  • @danelrosen5461
    @danelrosen5461 5 лет назад +68

    4:18
    -Nothing:
    -Cj: *wasted*

    • @vcsa681
      @vcsa681 4 года назад +4

      Cj has a fucking heart attack

    • @GugaAnd2001
      @GugaAnd2001 4 года назад

      @@vcsa681 DeAtH NoTe

  • @BS23Designs
    @BS23Designs 5 лет назад +14

    Thanks Axorb, now I keep hearing screeching tires and explosions in my head.

  • @jhay1996
    @jhay1996 5 лет назад +140

    Another cutscene img error plz....? At least 40 minuts...i want that very long video about that...thanks AXORB

    • @m_timokhin2809
      @m_timokhin2809 5 лет назад +5

      That's all we want. More videos

    • @jeiku5041
      @jeiku5041 5 лет назад +3

      A 40 minute video? At least the five ads would make more sense.

    • @shiroyasha7324
      @shiroyasha7324 5 лет назад +1

      lol, yup.

    • @Zeroshiki
      @Zeroshiki 5 лет назад

      That would take so long to make, my dude. Editing alone would take double the 40 minutes.

  • @huntkil3438
    @huntkil3438 5 лет назад +42

    *How this scene should be like in **6:08*
    CJ: "Man this extinction is crazy! I'm glad that there are no ca-"
    Mechanic: "Holy Sh-"
    *Mechanic dies*
    *Spawns Hydra*
    *Hydra goes crazy*
    CJ: Son of a b-
    *WASTED*

  • @variz16
    @variz16 5 лет назад +12

    1:21
    "Oh motherfuck"
    *backbone break sound*
    *WASTED*
    _fall infinitely_

  • @beinyourguard
    @beinyourguard 5 лет назад +13

    5:34 "You know what?"
    **DIES**

  • @heiselproductions_01
    @heiselproductions_01 5 лет назад +46

    The HD makes the crashes and slides look so much smoother and even funnier.
    Great Job Axorb!

  • @Palestina.non.grata86
    @Palestina.non.grata86 4 года назад +10

    6:07 'I'm going to make it work this time.'
    Hydra Jet: 'sorry, you're not a winner.'

  • @Duckingheights
    @Duckingheights 5 лет назад +42

    1:51 Wow, that escalated quickly.
    That man just gave the taking of cars to Catalina.
    Yeah, I think thats what she wanted.
    Cars coming to her fast.

  • @blueity.
    @blueity. 5 лет назад +8

    6:19 hey man i love you my life *dives back into bruning buliding* *dog kills me*

  • @RazorCallahanDK
    @RazorCallahanDK 5 лет назад +18

    CJ: Nice car, Smoke
    Big Smoke: You know me, it's not cut, keep the value in it, keep it BOOM
    CJ: Orrrghh

  • @Shibsol
    @Shibsol 4 года назад +2

    7:06 deja vu
    5:09 numba 12 with extra dip dropped from heaven.
    8:17 where his handclocks?
    8:27 street racing in a nutshell

  • @fullreddotsight8300
    @fullreddotsight8300 5 лет назад +95

    AXORB
    Why you don't use wrecking ball anymore
    It's funny as hell

  • @yuanmanilag1648
    @yuanmanilag1648 4 года назад +9

    7:07 Perfect Timing XDDDDDD!

  • @anomalousscientist472
    @anomalousscientist472 5 лет назад +123

    Cj: *kissing the air* I'm lonely. God please send a girl my way.
    God: 6:25

  • @Kangiru_Noah
    @Kangiru_Noah 5 лет назад +22

    3:10 mission starts
    Cesar dies instantly

  • @JesusAbramsJJ
    @JesusAbramsJJ 5 лет назад +42

    5:01 sure, "clean" most neighborhoods in usa they are like this 😂

  • @mehdighellam6151
    @mehdighellam6151 5 лет назад +13

    1:42 we gotta go back to the hood man shits crazy around here = LEGIT xDD

  • @insaneinsanity272
    @insaneinsanity272 5 лет назад +33

    Me: *about to go to sleep*
    Axorb: *uploads video*
    Me: *WHO GIVES A DAM ABOUT SLEEP IM WATCHING THIS VIDEO*

  • @vegeta99rock
    @vegeta99rock 5 лет назад +9

    8:20
    Police : Lets Go
    Police : *Wait*
    Police : *Wheres My Car?*

  • @cahyaramdhani6583
    @cahyaramdhani6583 5 лет назад +10

    4:35 "You know what?"
    What is it, CJ?
    "..."
    5:33 "You know what?"
    YES WHAT IS IT CJ??!!
    "..."
    **TRIGGERED**

  • @streamspoart2671
    @streamspoart2671 5 лет назад +11

    2:29 if the sea didn't stop that car, CJ will travel to the GTA HD Universe

  • @dimdaz8811
    @dimdaz8811 5 лет назад +57

    I miss the cj intro :")
    Edit: wow i never have this much likes. Thx

    • @irony69
      @irony69 5 лет назад

      Groove street, home.

    • @irony69
      @irony69 5 лет назад

      Alah cuma 52 like aja

    • @dimdaz8811
      @dimdaz8811 5 лет назад

      @@irony69 asu

  • @nemanjakukic4519
    @nemanjakukic4519 5 лет назад +11

    i just love how he forgets to die.. gets hurt, falls down, stands up and a few moments later he is like "ogh" and collapses :'D

  • @Official_TrackerStudioChannel
    @Official_TrackerStudioChannel 5 лет назад +46

    That a great series of cutscene was stop working.
    Rate:☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ (five stars)

  • @minecraftloverhoussam8603
    @minecraftloverhoussam8603 2 года назад +9

    You wanna....cj got killed and interrupted when he was talking 9:04 🤣🤣

  • @awdz2139
    @awdz2139 2 года назад +3

    6:59
    Personal timestamp MAssaCCER
    *INSANE STUNT BONUS: $83*
    *Distance: 126ft Height: 33ft Flips: 1 Rotation: 397°*

  • @millertime97jm
    @millertime97jm 5 лет назад +7

    Big Smoke: Oh, motherf...er! My car!!!
    uhhhh... which one?!
    (gets run over by multiple out-of-control exploding cars)
    wasted

  • @kubeautomotive
    @kubeautomotive 5 лет назад +234

    Dogs: Hau Hau
    Cats: Miau Miau
    *Idiots: First! First!*

    • @kuxhi1769
      @kuxhi1769 5 лет назад +17

      Copycats : Copy Copy!
      No offense though

    • @kubeautomotive
      @kubeautomotive 5 лет назад +1

      @@kuxhi1769
      Losers: Copycats: copy! copy!

    • @Journey_to_who_knows
      @Journey_to_who_knows 5 лет назад +2

      Window lickers: dead meme

    • @AllahinMephisto999
      @AllahinMephisto999 5 лет назад +4

      Comi quem leu

    • @kuxhi1769
      @kuxhi1769 5 лет назад +3

      @@kubeautomotive lmao its more like you taking Unoriginal Comments.

  • @weirdogiant6886
    @weirdogiant6886 5 лет назад +7

    Big Smoke: "It's too crazy around here!"
    Me: *You don't say?*

  • @noxspot
    @noxspot 4 года назад +11

    8:26 tokyo drift in a nutshell.

  • @invineron7450
    @invineron7450 Год назад +6

    It's no wonder CJ left San Andreas. Who could live like this?!!

  • @gierok
    @gierok 5 лет назад +11

    "We gotta get back to the hood, It's too crazy right here"
    Wise words Sweet, wise words.

  • @SnipingIsAGoodJobMate
    @SnipingIsAGoodJobMate 5 лет назад +6

    "we need to get back to the hood man it's too crazy out here"
    How does this work so well in both contexts

  • @justxnotex
    @justxnotex 5 лет назад +51

    Aww man!!! Where the cj face on the intro with "ooofff"?

  • @dejvor710
    @dejvor710 5 лет назад +7

    3:57
    The Shockwave of the nuclear explosion in Chernobyl.
    1986 (colorized)

  • @andrewiriadi1501
    @andrewiriadi1501 5 лет назад +10

    I not stopped laughing 😄😄😂👍

  • @colorado_river5003
    @colorado_river5003 4 года назад +2

    6:21 "Aye man, I owe you my life."
    *proceeds to jump into the smoke*

  • @gleeen8879
    @gleeen8879 5 лет назад +43

    0:20 XD

  • @chr1stianben1tez52
    @chr1stianben1tez52 5 лет назад +21

    When you waited for so long to cross the street 1:35

  • @anniebose02
    @anniebose02 5 лет назад +9

    9:50 my god axorb what have you done? 😂 😂

  • @sanlb1774
    @sanlb1774 5 лет назад +12

    *ALL YOU NEED TO DO WAS PASSED THE DAMN MISSION CJ*

  • @jonathanh.p1997
    @jonathanh.p1997 5 лет назад +12

    Character: *dies*
    Me: hmm, I wonder what happened

  • @atlasprime6193
    @atlasprime6193 5 лет назад +5

    3:15 “This place will be a walk in the park!” Annnnnnnnd she jinxed it...